The Omen Archive

HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing

Created by Flando Maltrizian, Master of Time(stamps)

Timestamp Description
0:01:25 Unused ad ideas
0:04:45 Laura’s merch corner
0:06:40 Intro cinematic
0:08:25 EPISODE STARTS
0:09:40 Recap Ends (back to M9)
0:11:00 BH and Caleb are bad at messages
0:12:05 Can’t read the die
0:15:30 Caleb could’ve been talking to them the whole time
0:17:25 All messaging must go through Laura’s character
0:18:20 Now to VM
0:22:35 Scanlan has no arms (Cerkonos rides Scanlan bareback)
0:26:00 One big bed
0:28:25 Cerkonos is very protective of Scanlan
0:32:15 Infectious (Back to BH)
0:39:50 Performance review
0:42:50 Go to her (upskirt Raven Queen)
0:46:45 Council of the Gods
0:59:30 Catatheosis
1:02:25 Orym testifies to the Gods (group skill check)
1:05:35 Oh yeah, we hadn’t accounted for the Chained Oblivion
1:06:35 Oh yeah, we hadn’t accounted for Vecna
1:09:35 Braius and Asmodeus
1:15:45 Pate talks to the Gods
1:19:30 They don’t like Laudna
1:21:50 Fearne shows that a mortal can get a lot done
1:25:15 Dorian asks why the Gods do not play dice
1:29:00 Ashton tells off Tiamat
1:33:10 Chetney doesn’t fear death
1:38:35 Imogen’s final threat
1:40:05 The biggest check in CR history (Lending Laura the energy)
1:43:50 The Divine Gate breaks
1:46:40 Ashton’s skull was a beacon the whole time
1:49:25 Ashton is nobody’s child
1:55:40 Catching Ashton
2:02:05 The Shoebill comes due
2:08:40 Shadow catch
2:11:35 The catch
2:16:25 3 parties try to bring back Ashton
2:27:05 Saving Ashton with dunamancy
2:30:40 Call them Kingsley (Caduceus is good at healing)
2:32:50 That was Essik?
2:36:50 Puking up Ruidus
2:41:45 Predathos is released
2:48:30 Imogen sketch
2:50:55 BREAK STARTS (Where the rest of the story takes us)
3:07:20 Art Montage
3:09:20 BREAK ENDS
3:10:15 Vax alone
3:13:15 The Champions of Death
3:31:25 Deanna and the Dawn Father
3:44:20 FRIDA
3:53:10 Everyone comes back
3:55:25 Ashton’s new head
4:00:25 Explaining Braius to Deanna (Chetney died for our sins)
4:02:10 A piece of FCG
4:04:25 Death is retirement
4:05:35 Chetney made a toy
4:07:00 Loose eye
4:08:05 Braius’s god history
4:09:05 The Dawn Daddy (Campaign 4’s quest objective)
4:12:35 “Kissing” the hand
4:16:10 Banging evil people is hot and a good idea
4:24:50 Messaging Opal (a couple times)
4:31:05 FRIDA is a robowolf
4:34:30 Chetney finally made something from metal
4:38:30 Fit to be tied
4:40:20 Redead
4:42:30 Opal
4:44:40 Nancy
4:48:00 Spider Queen stuff
4:53:40 Ruidian refugee crisis
4:56:50 Crisis network
4:59:00 Grog, Champion of the Moon
5:04:10 Moon franchising
5:06:20 The charisma characters have no stake
5:07:50 Caleb makes his case
5:09:05 Braius’s 6 days
5:10:45 Imogen makes her case
5:14:05 Planerider Ryn
5:18:10 Byroden girls
5:19:40 Opal leaves as we start epilogue mode
5:21:20 Rashinna and Rynn
5:25:30 Healing Rynn
5:30:35 Laudna and Lieve’tel (Braius still has the real mask)
5:36:30 Divine intervention?
5:41:40 Imogen and Laudna
5:44:45 Liliana
5:51:25 Lieve’tel and Cerkonos do bang it out
5:51:50 Braius is still a double agent
5:57:00 You’ll have to go through them too
5:58:00 Anyway, what were you saying Braius
5:59:50 A baby is gonna kill me
6:04:00 Braius considers a new god
6:05:40 Braius hands out the last paintings
6:07:00 Last rollies
6:12:50 Married blood
6:14:00 Dorian finds his mom
6:22:30 Hanging out with FRIDA in Jrusar (good to know Prism is doing well)
6:27:05 Chetney is FRIDA’s daddy
6:27:50 Pretty
6:30:20 Krook House
6:33:00 FCG relics
6:35:40 FCG’s flashdrive
6:39:30 To FCG
6:41:50 Orym and Dorian
6:46:10 Recreating the first combat
6:47:35 Fearne’s plans
6:50:50 Ashton’s plans
6:54:20 Ashton played himself
6:56:50 Crownkeepers reunion
6:59:50 Dariax
7:02:30 Deni$e
7:06:15 The crown is permanent, the accent is not
7:08:10 Take the night off
7:09:05 She-Ra’s there too
7:10:55 Orym and Keyleth
7:14:15 Thanks Keyleth
7:20:15 Tipsy Keyleth and Crownkeepers (the stamp)
7:24:00 Chetney’s epilogue
7:28:00 Fearne’s epilogue
7:32:45 Ira and Morri get back together
7:35:50 Quest for the Eggs
7:37:45 Ashton’s epilogue
7:42:20 Braius’s epilogue
7:45:40 Braius pledges himself to the Traveler
7:47:55 Orym’s epilogue
7:49:45 Morri’s deals were always fake
7:52:10 Dorian’s epilogue
7:55:00 Imogen and Laudna’s epilogues
7:57:25 Pockopea house
7:58:20 Laudna doesn’t know how donkeys work
8:00:50 Chetney death fakeout (engagement gift)
8:02:35 Jester and Fjord do some wedding planning
8:04:45 Caleb and Essek
8:06:40 Ludinus
8:08:15 Beau takes a summer off
8:10:25 Grog meets Gaz
8:11:35 Scankan and Koko
8:14:05 Lieve’tel comes with Cerkonos
8:14:40 Whitestone epilogue
8:17:10 Percy and Vex retire
8:19:05 Pike epilogue
8:21:00 Scanlan epilogue
8:24:40 Best of both worlds
8:26:15 Last Scanlan song
8:26:45 End of an era
8:28:00 Vax
8:35:00 That’s the end
8:36:35 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:01:05 Classic Naoe behavior
0:04:00 Date Everything
0:05:25 It ends tonight (spoilers: not yet)
0:06:50 Intro cinematic
0:08:35 EPISODE STARTS
0:11:50 Recap Ends
0:13:50 Poop
0:14:30 Pre-dong-thos
0:17:05 Battle begins
0:18:10 Does your foresight allow you to see deez?
0:27:50 Busted nails
0:37:05 Ready the ball bearings (wake me up)
0:39:45 Shift into Imogen’s crevice
0:41:00 Rock and Stone (Truthbearer, Fabled Plate of Uther Vendrok)
0:43:50 If Orym dies, it’s Robbie’s fault
0:50:00 Imagine
0:55:30 Heat shrunk the shirt
0:58:10 Calling the crit
1:02:30 Braius sees red
1:04:10 Only son of the Silken Squall
1:10:10 Predathos is groping
1:15:00 Imogen has a really good turn
1:24:35 The range of Bane (I’m coming)
1:27:25 Chill touch
1:38:40 The dice disobey Ashley
1:40:50 Convincing Braius to help
1:45:30 Laudna sketch
1:51:20 Once again with Truthbearer
1:57:10 Chetney goes back to old man face for a sec
2:08:40 Orym is the roughest
2:12:00 A legible nat 20
2:17:30 I missed, don’t look at me
2:18:40 Everyone’s favorite spell: Silvery Barbs
2:26:30 Predathos is just magnets
2:36:55 Thanks Keyleth (Matt is unmoved by the titty)
2:38:15 Can we talk?
2:50:25 Speaking of kaiju laser
2:53:25 Ashton refracts the laser
2:57:05 Silvery barbs is busted, but not omnipotent
3:04:30 Silvery boobs
3:05:45 BREAK STARTS
3:18:40 Art Montage
3:20:35 BREAK ENDS
3:21:50 Sam shirt
3:27:35 Reverse whisper (explaining the shirt)
3:32:30 Void Otohan
3:33:40 An extremely risky disintegration
3:46:55 Ashley’s green dice keep betraying her
3:49:20 Dorian, the real hero
3:52:55 Oiling up Imogen
3:57:10 Dreadful misfortune
3:58:35 Ring of Remembrance (Laura is the true Goddess of Dice)
4:07:15 HDYWTDT
4:09:50 Phase 3
4:19:30 Reaching out to Caleb
4:24:20 Planerider Ryn
4:31:25 The hole is rancid
4:35:15 The army shows up
4:38:20 The Ruiner
4:41:40 Flirting with Vusona
4:47:50 RAW divine intervention
4:48:40 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:01:30 The new rogue’s gallery
0:07:20 Laura’s merch corner
0:08:35 Intro cinematic
0:10:20 EPISODE STARTS
0:13:25 Predathogen is out
0:14:30 Imogen alone
0:22:00 Laudna’s memory montage
0:27:45 Battle begins
0:30:05 Please please help me
0:32:00 Orym believes in Imogen
0:35:40 Break up
0:38:10 Laudna’s form of dread
0:40:50 Stopping a freight train
0:46:15 The Skein of the Golden Order
0:53:30 Vordo the Golden Weaver
1:06:05 TGI Fridays
1:07:15 Riding Daddy’s foot
1:09:25 The Elephant’s Foot
1:16:55 Mega-dandruff
1:18:40 Truthbearer, Fabled Plate of Uther Vendrock
1:28:00 The void puppet
1:37:50 Telekinetic evisceration
1:41:20 Loot the god
1:43:55 How do you want to pluck this
1:50:40 Scorching Marisha Rays
1:57:20 Mister finally lands a poop
2:05:50 Chasm of Eager Darkness
2:11:40 First try for the mask
2:13:40 Just business
2:24:00 Touch of Piercing Winter
2:27:15 Ethedok the Endless Shadow
2:33:10 Heal steal
2:35:30 Only known him for 4 days
2:36:30 Ashley absolutely has to get rid of this dice
2:38:25 Imogen is out
2:41:30 You can’t freeze out Dorian
2:48:00 If we’re all here, who’s driving Predathos?
2:48:45 Fighting over the Mask
2:54:05 BREAK STARTS
3:06:55 Art Montage
3:08:55 BREAK ENDS
3:17:35 Mortality or flight
3:25:25 Boons
3:35:30 Just level up real quick
3:41:05 Back to the fight
3:51:15 Small cap
3:54:00 There’s a whole thing with new rules
3:56:10 The rules issue has been resolved (also Sam’s shirt)
3:59:35 HDYWTDT
4:02:35 Phase two
4:05:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:01:00 Animal facts with Sam
0:06:10 Intro cinematic
0:07:55 EPISODE STARTS
0:11:25 Recap Ends
0:14:20 Ludinus doesn’t care about the beginning of a new age
0:22:05 Ludinus backstory
0:26:45 First monologue gets a 6-7
0:27:50 Grow up
0:29:05 Becoming Predathos is just basically winning the lotto
0:35:20 Braius is surprisingly empathetic
0:37:40 Meanwhile, Chetney…
0:43:00 Chetney invented pogs
0:46:50 Cup fart
0:48:45 Ludinus is gone
0:52:05 Braius just needs to do a quick prayer
0:54:05 Sam is alone with his Lord
1:08:15 The team comes back
1:09:30 10/10 monologue (back into it)
1:12:05 Chetney’s limited edition distractions
1:15:20 Fearne’s got it
1:17:05 BREAK STARTS
1:25:15 Art Montage
1:27:15 BREAK ENDS
1:28:30 It’s just a magic trick
1:30:50 Battle begins (Orym’s disarm)
1:36:30 Ravenous void
1:41:05 Expert rules lawyering
1:44:45 Thanks Google AI
1:49:10 Laudna pops a pimple
1:55:30 Big Boy missed the save and saved the day
2:02:35 Imogen holds firm (Sam reveals the shirt)
2:05:20 Negging your rolls
2:08:10 Mister gets sucked in
2:20:45 Flirting with Chetney
2:25:30 Chetney is cusping
2:27:30 Beam
2:30:35 Deploying Pate
2:33:35 Ludinus meets Pate
2:44:30 Taliesin is going home
2:50:10 Pate sacrifices himself for Chetney
2:52:05 Ira brings the nightmare
2:57:40 Cocked
3:00:45 Mister is a hero
3:18:50 Back to the old tricks
3:21:40 Taliesin’s dice gets sucked
3:30:20 Not forcecage
3:34:30 Power Word Stun
3:48:30 HDYWTDT
3:56:35 What now?
4:06:20 The staff rejects identify
4:09:25 Busting a rest grenade on Braius
4:18:50 Ludinus is still alive
4:21:25 Boning Predathos
4:22:30 Spice up before the fight
4:28:25 The chamber of Predathos
4:32:00 Predathos
4:34:05 Predathos backstory
4:38:40 A Ruidian Flare
4:44:10 Predathos is hungry
4:50:50 Matt/Predathos is coming for you
4:52:15 Imogen goes for it, Fearne doesn’t
4:54:15 Pucci’s reminder
4:57:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:50 Protecting Robbie’s info
0:04:00 Liam keeps it Jersey
0:05:40 Intro cinematic
0:07:25 EPISODE STARTS
0:08:45 Recap Ends
0:14:10 Two clocks
0:22:55 Dorian 20
0:23:55 Minor Illusion a clipboard
0:27:35 Sam’s shirts come for us all
0:33:30 Classic captive’s gambit
0:35:30 Not on first name basis (bound by the pouch)
0:39:15 Marking the clock
0:40:55 No need to kick her (great timing)
0:42:55 Reilorans are committed to prisoner welfare
0:48:25 A scritch based plan (it’s been nice knowing you)
0:53:45 Pushing Avadons in the hole
1:01:10 RESPECT WOMEN!
1:02:20 How do they breath?
1:03:45 The hole is stuffed
1:08:15 Meeting the myceit
1:18:15 Robbie breaks his chair (buy stuff)
1:26:30 Fearne lubes her cake
1:31:55 Imogen has picmen
1:39:10 Lubing Braius
1:45:45 Talking to the mushroom
1:53:55 Tastes like Pirates of the Caribbean
1:59:00 Splitting the party
2:07:35 I don’t appreciate your tone
2:12:05 Are we there yet?
2:17:15 Prepping for the big fight (mounting up)
2:20:05 BREAK STARTS
2:31:15 Art Montage
2:33:15 BREAK ENDS
2:36:25 Life sized (baby) Trinket
2:38:35 3 rounds to save Liliana
2:39:35 Battle begins
2:48:40 Full moo
2:50:30 Stanley cup reveal
3:01:10 Psychic butler
3:17:05 Just a casual game
3:22:10 Braius doesn’t need Orym (Aeriolis)
3:28:45 Crush will (Ludinus is Mommy)
3:39:30 HDYWTDT (Braius)
3:44:40 HDYWTDT (Laudna) (Second shirt)
3:49:35 Dorian loves his mom
3:53:30 The “WAIT” joke may be one of their oldest
4:00:05 Imogen is coming for Ludinus
4:04:00 HDYWTDT (Chetney)
4:09:30 HDYWTDT (Fearne)
4:18:40 HDYWTDT (Super disintegrate)
4:19:30 Braius swings wide
4:26:00 Dorian finally gets Forcecage to work
4:28:40 AoO on Liliana
4:31:40 Liliana’s tether is gone
4:36:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:50 Adception
0:06:25 Laura’s merch corner
0:06:55 Intro cinematic
0:08:40 EPISODE STARTS
0:10:25 Recap Ends (Beau vs. Veth)
0:11:55 Early flask (Seeming and polymorph)
0:17:10 Beacon of Hope
0:19:25 Beau takes it too far
0:23:45 Moonwalk deception
0:26:10 Battle begins
0:29:00 Jester is still bad at inflict wounds
0:37:10 Ball Bearomancy
0:43:25 Caduceus knew the risks
0:48:30 Veth got real into gambling
0:54:15 Space Admiral Fjord
0:59:25 Gotta finish exploration before going through the boss door
1:08:40 Fjord gets stretched
1:13:25 Empty body – the best ability
1:15:25 BREAK STARTS
1:28:50 Art Montage
1:30:50 BREAK ENDS
1:33:30 The smell of fear
1:38:30 Battle begins
1:40:40 Sam’s shirt
1:45:20 Talking to the Weave Mind
1:52:00 Barbershop quintet
1:53:40 Everything dies without mice
1:54:55 Everyone thinks they’re gonna betray everyone else
1:55:30 No chairs, that means you must die
1:57:45 Unbothered by invisibility
1:59:35 Divine Intervention
2:02:05 Ginus lollipop
2:07:50 Time stop
2:11:20 Double fireball
2:17:25 Stealthy flaming Calebs
2:20:15 Carl the janitor
2:25:15 The Prestige
2:30:05 Wonderwall
2:34:55 Divine intervention for a new graveyard
2:46:45 Predathos fart
2:53:40 Donut delivery empowers Jester
3:05:55 Mental Evisceration
3:12:20 Caleb does trigonometry
3:20:30 DEATH WARD
3:24:50 So many bets
3:36:40 Yasha can smell Beau
3:37:35 If they die in the game (imaginary rich)
3:39:40 Extract aspects
3:41:25 Who said that?
3:46:00 Drain nerd
3:55:10 Fjord doesn’t get healed
3:57:55 Caleb’s useless fire dancers
4:04:55 Power Word Stun
4:10:55 Terrible… 27
4:13:10 Isolate and kill
4:17:10 HDYWTDT
4:25:05 7 level 20’s and 5 boss monsters
4:29:10 Breaking the triangle
4:30:10 Great, Fjord’s back
4:38:00 Blade barrier is very helpful
4:41:15 HDYWTDTTTWM
4:45:35 Sometimes I can still hear her voice
4:46:55 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 Autotune
0:05:40 Celi-bate
0:07:30 Intro cinematic
0:09:15 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:25 Recap Ends (whip it out)
0:16:35 Who is talking to who?
0:18:50 BH is an improv troupe
0:20:00 BH and M9 god talk
0:24:55 Do you want to fight a snowman?
0:28:50 Does it blow your minds to be travelling with Chetney
0:31:20 Ludinus has the same weak point as titans
0:32:30 Dicks out for Ludinus
0:33:35 Gaz is the best
0:35:30 Psychic grappling jet packs
0:37:35 Veth is a slime YouTuber
0:40:10 Veth poisoned Beau
0:44:15 Braius is going down
0:46:30 Blue guy makes a toast
0:48:30 Explaining tea and cheese
0:50:00 Tattoos
0:52:30 Dorian and Caleb
0:54:00 Laudna and Imogen
0:58:10 Veth and Yasha (canonical marriage status)
0:59:55 Yeza is into some wild stuff (we’re really opening up these relationships)
1:02:25 No, we’re gonna keep talking about this
1:06:20 Wedding planning
1:09:45 Chiffon
1:12:20 Aaaand, now we can get going
1:13:35 Do what feels kind
1:15:00 The Raven mask (divine throuple)
1:17:50 Cup reveal
1:20:10 A committed casting of intellect fortress
1:21:05 Dorym confirmation (Braius heart break)
1:22:35 Somehow, Ashton and Fearne are even more romantic (Braius heart break)
1:24:55 Imogen and Caleb
1:25:50 Liliana’s luck runs out
1:30:25 BREAK STARTS
1:40:50 Art Montage
1:42:50 BREAK ENDS (M9 art)
1:49:15 Throwing them off the trail
2:01:10 Sam’s shirt
2:05:00 They finally notice the shirt
2:06:50 Naruto running across a cable
2:14:10 Time trials
2:18:10 It has begin
2:19:55 Veth is Donatello
2:32:05 The boom goes off
2:36:20 The rogues are back in style
2:37:55 Beau dashes over the cable
2:40:05 Shocking grasp
2:42:15 Sam’s flask
2:46:30 Single again
2:54:20 Eagle poops like a human
2:55:35 And this is why I hate random tables
2:58:35 Beetle Caduceus (Beau forfeits)
3:01:45 Map out
3:05:05 Hello Bees!
3:07:55 Battle begins
3:10:20 I’m the Juggernaut (seven to put in you)
3:30:15 Eldritch blasts
3:33:40 Gaz attack
3:35:00 Too dark to hear
3:39:50 I’m a belabor
3:41:15 You’ve got the Gaz
3:43:05 Eagleback
3:49:30 Ashley has to get rid of that dice
3:54:35 I feel good
4:00:25 Do the big one first
4:05:15 Gaz vs. The Blade Baron
4:08:55 Dapping up Gaz
4:13:10 Second fire crotch
4:17:15 How dare Beau drop these ball bearings
4:20:10 Gaz covers the rear
4:22:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:25 Time capsule
0:05:40 Laura’s merch corner
0:08:00 Wedding at Bernie’s
0:10:30 Intro cinematic
0:12:15 EPISODE STARTS
0:13:30 Recap Ends, map out
0:21:40 Gravelly Keyleth and Grande Grog
0:26:40 Scanlan asks the big questions
0:35:50 Battle begins
0:37:55 Early win
0:45:45 Friendly fire
0:53:20 Scrag
1:00:40 Save us Cerkonos
1:05:50 Goosh
1:08:30 What do your horse eyes see?
1:12:50 Sunder King Ozo Cruth (and Carnage and Bone Graver)
1:18:40 Shai Hulud (Vorak)
1:22:55 Finally Cerkonos
1:23:50 Animal facts alert
1:27:45 What I Would Like to Do
1:34:15 Lots of toys
1:37:00 Right where Grog wants to be
1:39:30 No handrails
1:50:50 Percy supplies his own Fluffernutter
1:53:30 Five feet (Here’s What I’m Going to Do)
2:03:20 Matt bought all the rocks
2:04:45 The Reiloran falls again
2:17:35 Lieve’tel’s divine intervention
2:27:00 HLADYPTHWYCHIH
2:28:35 I don’t know that ‘plucking’ is the ideal interaction with such a thing
2:31:45 BREAK STARTS
2:45:05 Art Montage
2:47:05 BREAK ENDS
2:49:00 Neigh-O
2:51:55 If he has advantage, on average this ability one-shots raging Grog from full
2:59:05 Death of Vex
3:05:45 Pike’s divine intervention
3:17:30 Within 90 feet of that ass
3:18:45 Sam’s shirt (throwing the pokeball)
3:22:20 Like a surgeon
3:30:20 So much teeth
3:35:05 Vax returns
3:38:45 Trinket takes a ride
3:49:20 Grog theme song
3:51:10 HDYWTDT
3:57:25 The worm gets a snack
4:00:35 WWSD (Cerkonos hands out a sick burn)
4:06:20 Catching Pike
4:09:40 Intimidation poops
4:15:40 Dagger, dagger, dagger (and luck)
4:17:50 HDYWTDT
4:23:45 HDYWTDT
4:26:40 Free Scraggy (that’s definitely gonna screw them in Campaign 4)
4:28:25 Reunion
4:37:45 Vax gets a choice
4:45:00 All the kids
4:47:30 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 Don’t wake Sammy
0:03:35 Several people can sing
0:04:50 Laura’s merch corner
0:06:20 Intro cinematic
0:08:10 EPISODE STARTS
0:10:15 Recap Ends
0:11:15 What’s the Exandrian equivalent of the Eiffel Tower
0:12:35 Lionel the Duckbarian, Keg, and Kent Plucker
0:15:20 Sam brought coconuts
0:16:30 Scanlan’s bathroom mechanics
0:17:55 Horse stealth
0:20:00 These are the generals of the armies
0:23:40 Grog Crocs (Grog actually is a bootmaker)
0:24:10 Keyleth and the parents (Pike and Scanlan do also have kids, but they’re less cute)
0:26:50 Vex has great ability to give comfort
0:27:40 Old Trinket
0:30:15 No kids
0:31:00 Pike and Scanlan (dating Andy)
0:33:05 Three small beds
0:35:20 Grog is awake
0:36:45 How do centaurs even sleep
0:37:50 Cerkonos is a Scan stan
0:39:45 Chetney doesn’t know how close he was to death
0:44:50 Whitestone’s troops
0:47:20 Cerkonos and Scanlan are broing out
0:53:55 Lieve’tel
0:56:50 Letting Lieve’tel know about her boytoy Bertrand
0:58:40 Cerkonos X Lieve’tel ship launches
1:02:25 Matt’s banner noise
1:02:50 High Hierophant Ophera
1:07:25 On your left
1:09:40 Keyleth’s inspirational leader speech
1:14:30 Grog starts to mosh
1:17:10 Vex is technically the champion of the Dawnfather
1:22:00 Maybe Trinket shouldn’t come
1:24:10 Talking to Trinket
1:24:50 The original cup
1:28:45 Scanlan gives dating advice to Cerkonos
1:31:15 Grog approaches 300HP
1:32:30 Fake Essek checks up on M9
1:35:50 Essek’s jock younger brother
1:38:10 Verin getting autographs
1:43:10 The children and beer will be fine
1:44:05 Grog makes fine leather boots
1:45:45 Percy and Keyleth
1:46:50 Lieve’tel supports the Raven ladies
1:48:15 Cerkonos has game
1:49:50 Xandis is flying the ship
1:53:45 Grog is caped up
1:59:20 HE SAID THE THING
2:00:50 Fighting alien wyverns
2:09:20 HDYWTDT
2:15:30 Elemental rescue form
2:22:50 Cape off
2:23:35 Scanlan inspiration (SS Yo)
2:29:20 You have to jump
2:37:25 Cerkonos can fall cancel
2:43:40 BREAK STARTS
2:57:15 Art Montage
3:02:15 BREAK ENDS (map out)
3:11:40 Battle begins
3:16:55 Inspiring Cerkonos
3:17:45 Wet Ass Percy
3:22:05 Percy pulls out the cane sword gun
3:25:30 Pass through fire
3:26:50 Zero-G Grog
3:39:30 Sperm swarm
3:45:25 Ashley’s back
3:48:40 Cerkonos supports his bro
3:58:20 Splat
4:00:45 Watch me neigh
4:01:50 Big bugs
4:06:50 I want to bite you with my mandibles
4:10:00 Questions
4:14:10 Boobs of Feral Leaping
4:18:50 Keyleth carpet bombs the battlefield
4:22:35 Friendly fire is never friendly
4:25:30 Opal
4:29:50 Ain’t room on this bug for the two of us
4:44:45 Here to help
4:47:25 Devo’ssa airstrike
4:50:35 HDYWTDT
4:56:05 HDYWTDT
5:02:55 Opal kills the vidulch
5:05:35 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:45 A parade of Cages
0:03:55 A very normal Veilguard ad
0:07:40 Laura’s merch corner
0:08:25 Synchronized hand motions
0:09:30 Excited to come (see y’all at C2E2)
0:10:30 Yeah, it’s definitely reading
0:11:15 Intro cinematic
0:13:00 EPISODE STARTS
0:14:15 Too many Cages
0:16:15 Recap Ends
0:20:20 Dialing in the Fjord voice
0:21:10 Liam answers his own question
0:23:25 Planning
0:31:10 Laura has lost her messaging mastery
0:33:10 Rashinna answers back
0:34:10 Thick and ropy (also the glasses make it even worse)
0:35:50 The bees, not the bees
0:37:05 Group disguise
0:39:45 A very disorienting episode
0:43:00 Sprinkle begs for death
0:50:40 Ashton sucks a sword
0:52:55 Veth and Caleb’s regrets
0:55:35 Orym sucks a sword
0:59:50 Sucking Predathos
1:01:35 Quick fight
1:04:50 No need for a disguise kit
1:12:30 The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
1:14:40 Marisha becomes a garbage can
1:18:25 A Taste of Exandria
1:22:25 Planerider Ryn
1:26:55 Distractions
1:32:00 Laura misses a 3-pointer
1:36:40 Jester’s messaging skills are rubbing off on Imogen
1:39:30 Fjord makes all the sounds with his mouth (calming the storm)
1:42:40 Marisha is an anti-horse girl
1:46:35 Fjord rides the storm
1:52:05 Dire mole Jester
1:54:15 Seeming + polymorph
2:01:20 Reaching out to Gaz
2:06:15 Creed, Daft Punk, Elvis, and Wayne Newton
2:09:20 Heading into Kreviris
2:14:10 Planning with Gaz
2:15:15 Sam gets Johnsoned
2:17:50 Veth isn’t into Gaz
2:23:20 Gaz is going through it
2:27:10 Gaz has his first cookie
2:29:20 Lots of new experiences for Gaz
2:30:35 Hallowed Cage
2:37:30 Jester calls for the assault
2:38:35 BREAK STARTS
2:55:00 Art Montage
2:57:00 BREAK ENDS
2:58:20 Keyleth spent a lot of time on those titles
3:00:00 Keyleth and Vex
3:05:10 Keyleth got stung
3:07:00 Wait, clergy aren’t allowed to drink? Since when? (Grog and Pike)
3:11:10 Divorce number 3
3:15:15 The Bag has never been cleaned
3:19:10 Grey hairs and abs
3:20:05 Tary update
3:24:10 Cerkonos, the Druid of Hotness
3:29:50 Cerkonos never finishes first
3:32:40 Sun Tree
3:35:10 Vesper
3:39:20 Percival
3:41:30 Cerkonos always liked Scanlan
3:44:00 Kaylie
3:48:30 The Triple
3:50:10 Damn, Cerkonos cannot lie
3:51:00 Messaging Scanlan
3:52:10 Scanlan
3:54:25 Follow up message
3:57:20 Dr. Dranzel
3:59:10 Gwen
4:00:50 The Contract and The Mask (the trap)
4:03:30 Housing a bear claw (VM is contentious)
4:06:35 The whole de Rolo family
4:10:45 Whitestone Endures
4:12:20 Scanlan and the Silver Saddles
4:15:40 Keg is the newest Silver Saddle
4:17:35 Updating Scanlan on what’s happening
4:22:05 Travis takes Sam’s face… off
4:26:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:30 Sam deadliest ad yet
0:05:40 Laura’s merch corner
0:08:10 Intro cinematic
0:10:00 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:20 Recap Ends
0:15:35 Lots of material to catch up on
0:16:10 Space pirates
0:18:00 Veth has updated her look (also an open? relationship)
0:19:50 Caduceus knows to only talk to Imogen and Orym
0:22:10 The ring was worth the money
0:23:20 My wife and I like your vibe
0:24:30 Braius finds Jester familiar
0:25:55 Beau is on that fitness grindset
0:27:10 M9 just straight up tells Braius what happened
0:32:25 Caleb knows some stuff about Caduceus
0:35:10 Imogen started floating because of Essek (good luck with the Weave Mind)
0:36:50 Caduceus is the only normal one
0:40:35 Laudna/Beau fan
0:42:10 Just Jester and a Goblin
0:43:30 Pocket bacon (constant singing)
0:47:35 Third character reference
0:48:50 An additional layer of conversation
0:51:30 Jester and Braius compare art
0:54:40 Braius’s fiancée Suzy Greene
0:56:25 Messaging Suzy through her underwear (quartertaur with a bootie)
0:59:35 Jester’s message
1:02:30 Suzy is really gross now
1:04:00 Dodge a pepperbox
1:07:00 Jester brought cupcakes
1:08:45 Liam loses the thread (FCG’s body parts)
1:18:55 Sam changes shirts (Riding Braius)
1:24:25 Robbie is Braius
1:28:15 Freaking out on the moon
1:33:20 Sashimi’s daggers (wedding plans)
1:37:20 The staff
1:38:35 Splitting the tables
1:44:40 The Tower
1:48:20 Spectral cat butt (She’s in the walls)
1:49:55 BREAK STARTS
2:01:20 Art Montage
2:03:20 BREAK ENDS
2:06:25 Ode to Joy
2:08:10 The background features not affecting the game in any way? What a surprise
2:10:45 The Alabaster Baby
2:11:20 Sam’s one man show
2:14:20 Jester and Fearne are meant for each other
2:16:45 Caleb’s magic fingers
2:20:20 Liam’s one man show
2:23:30 Ashton gets romantic advice
2:28:45 Jester has disappointed Henry Crabgrass
2:30:00 Fearne’s whole character
2:31:35 Caleb has Scanlan-proofed the Tower
2:32:35 Fjord and Beau
2:38:10 Caleb is a C-popper
2:40:25 Nein Hellz
2:42:55 Caleb has an egg
2:45:50 The inevitable happens
2:48:15 Fearne will not settle for a pity egg
2:48:55 Caduceus and Braius (moo)
2:57:45 Dorian and Fearne end the song
2:59:30 Yasha tries to seal the deal
3:00:30 Thanos Fearne
3:02:10 Yasha forfeits the fight
3:04:30 Caleb takes Imogen and Laudna to the observatory
3:16:05 Afterparty at Taste of Tal’dorei
3:19:00 Hitting Braius with inspiration
3:21:20 Remembering Sprinkle
3:22:50 Sprinkle makes a break for it
3:23:40 Chet goes wild on the shield
3:25:20 Dorian and Orym
3:32:10 Braius wants in
3:32:55 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:25 The worst cat ad to date
0:05:15 Laura’s merch corner
0:06:10 Intro cinematic
0:07:55 EPISODE STARTS
0:10:40 Recap Ends
0:11:30 Naked Laudna
0:16:00 Italy isn’t canon, but Italian food is
0:17:40 We haven’t established how rich Braius is
0:23:40 Imogen is an unreliable narrator
0:26:15 Going over the Matron’s whole plan
0:27:55 Communal mask
0:30:45 Imogen’s mom doesn’t have a counter
0:37:30 Xandis Keybane (Braius is Dorian’s page)
0:43:50 Travis still doesn’t know boat terminology
0:45:25 Tavern in the Titan’s rectum
0:47:00 Key party (squire and squiee)
0:48:00 He should probably not have survived
0:54:25 Saying goodbye to Chetney every night
0:56:15 More tavern names
0:59:35 Communicating with Coriolis
1:03:35 Allura on saying goodbye
1:13:30 Who goes down the most
1:14:30 Chetney is courting investors
1:20:00 Team Titans GO! (What is Rome?)
1:21:55 Dorian makes Chet his sugar daddy
1:24:35 Team shopping (Cidrick’s)
1:30:35 Cidrick takes a turn
1:34:30 Testing the purity
1:36:45 How shady can one person be?
1:37:45 Do you spice?
1:40:55 I’m Cidrick, and that’s a promise
1:41:35 Liam’s minigolf story
1:43:40 By Popular Demand
1:50:40 BREAK STARTS
2:02:45 Art Montage
2:04:40 BREAK ENDS (Team Titan)
2:05:45 Jerking on the side
2:08:05 Where’s the tavern?
2:11:05 In the titan you kill first, ask questions later
2:12:10 Titan Town
2:26:50 Ashton sticks his hand inside
2:30:00 Ashton communes with the Titan
2:36:00 ROCK AND STONE!!
2:48:40 Snap back to reality
2:51:30 Visions give you magic items
2:52:25 Kaos Krew
2:53:50 Shank
2:55:30 Laudna gets a call from the old ball-and-chain
2:56:40 You can’t fight the Malort, you have to embrace it
2:59:40 Sam’s cup (run down the leg)
3:02:10 Musical sex
3:05:35 Skysybil Mirimm
3:10:45 Four crazy days for Braius
3:13:35 Short rest in a can
3:17:55 Saying go get’em to Allura
3:19:10 Leeta
3:22:05 Fearne can’t transport via plants yet
3:27:35 Don’t have much
3:28:50 Ropy got strung up
3:32:35 Orym and his sisters
3:35:20 Wait, this goes to the moon?
3:36:55 Orym calls his mom to say goodbye
3:38:20 Imogen calls her dad as well
3:41:05 Braius is worried about not being trusted
3:45:10 Braius’s plan (the others will fall)
3:48:55 100-hour anniversary
3:49:25 Saying goodbye to Zhudanna
3:51:25 Hard to remember things from the beginning of the campaign
3:52:25 Ashton and Dorian
4:00:05 Greeting M9 as a posse
4:01:40 M9 reads BH for filth
4:04:30 Double the characters, double the fun
4:05:50 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:50 Our favorite German historians are back
0:05:05 Always toss back to Matt first
0:06:05 Laura’s merch corner
0:07:40 Intro cinematic
0:09:20 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:10 Recap Ends
0:16:15 Practicing the call
0:17:55 Henderson the dragon
0:18:50 Spread your legs and soar
0:22:35 Stuck Step Morrigan
0:24:35 Chetney had a hard night
0:26:30 Chetney’s close call
0:30:55 Alarm one
0:32:05 Rat tail spaghetti
0:36:25 The Sorrowlord’s blade and the arcane beer bong
0:41:40 Suck list
0:45:25 Chekhov’s peepee healer
0:46:25 EAT THE HEART (safe space)
0:47:25 Bonging Laudna
0:50:10 Eating all the NPC’s
0:53:55 Cups you
1:00:55 Marisha is the best note taker
1:06:15 Matron of Ravens is watching
1:10:40 Do we have plot armor for this conversation?
1:15:50 Laudna can’t handle the heavy knockers
1:19:25 Lieve’tel was the character Liam played in ‘The Search for Grog’ one-shot
1:23:30 Canonically, you gotta drown to talk to the Matron
1:25:55 High dive the blood pool
1:29:05 Weird magic blood
1:30:55 Alarm two
1:32:10 Orym bleeds into the public pool
1:35:35 Drowning
1:36:45 Robbie drowns
1:43:50 BREAK STARTS
1:59:45 Art Montage
2:01:40 BREAK ENDS (discussion with Raven Queen)
2:06:20 We saw the imp
2:13:05 Go home
2:14:20 Ashton goes after the Raven Queen
2:18:15 Liliana Temult destiny
2:19:15 Opal destiny
2:20:20 Vespin Chloras destiny
2:28:35 Map out
2:31:20 Battle begins
2:38:40 Bane
2:46:45 You’re gonna die
3:03:40 Feather fall
3:08:25 Striking Opal with Braius’s balls
3:18:25 Vespin almost got taken down by a dog
3:24:30 Potentially real Opal
3:26:55 HDYWTDT
3:30:20 Orym edges
3:34:25 Harassing this ultra war criminal
3:36:05 Please shoot Braius instead
3:48:00 Jazz hands duplicates
3:49:55 Opal’s thread
3:53:00 Emhira
3:57:50 Imogen trusts her Mom
3:59:55 HDYWTDT
4:03:35 HDYWTDT
4:05:45 The Raven Queen speaks
4:07:50 Mask off
4:14:25 Why did you do it?
4:23:30 See you soon, Chetney
4:27:50 Vax was so stealthy he surprised the Matron
4:34:10 The Matron is cool with Laudna
4:39:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:25 Sam shares some slides
0:02:30 Wait, Sam is based?
0:03:45 Afraid to get wet?
0:04:15 Taylor actually made a supercut
0:06:30 Intro cinematic
0:08:15 EPISODE STARTS
0:11:15 Recap Ends (Can’t die from this)
0:16:05 Blessing of the hells
0:25:25 Brainwashing the guards
0:28:15 Melting the guard’s brain
0:40:50 Counting bodies
0:47:05 Whack-a-mole
0:51:45 Staging a play
0:53:10 It’s pronounced geese
0:59:35 Going for the long con
1:01:00 A poorly thought out skit (mo-cap Ludinus)
1:04:40 Aaand… action!
1:07:15 Prepping for act 2
1:09:00 Ashton directs and edits act 2
1:10:30 Act 3 (ruining Donnie Darko)
1:11:10 Capturing the audience
1:15:30 Chetney marks his work
1:16:30 Gloamglut’s back
1:19:45 The moment Matt sees the shirt
1:23:45 Zathuda expires
1:32:20 We’re struggling out here
1:33:55 Monkey noises
1:36:35 Sad Gloamglut
1:43:05 Mounting the beast
1:47:35 Chetney and Orym get whiplash
1:49:45 Driving a horse
1:51:40 Mustachioed Arch Heart
1:52:40 BREAK STARTS
2:07:35 Art Montage
2:09:35 BREAK ENDS
2:11:10 Having a discussion in a dragon’s claws
2:19:05 No dragons were harmed
2:26:00 The Loom it is
2:29:15 Last chance to leave (Nana does some Slaanesh stuff)
2:36:05 Ashton on parents
2:37:25 Doing okay, Matt?
2:37:55 Fearne and Zathuda
2:45:25 Zathuda’s whole plan
2:50:15 Let the painting answer
2:52:35 Itchy nose (lots of Ludinus stuff)
2:58:50 Why the long face?
2:59:40 He only got one shot, did not miss his chance to blow (fey techniques)
3:00:55 I want to know what love is
3:07:00 Laudna and Orym
3:08:45 Ashton and Fearne
3:10:00 Imogen and Dorian
3:12:45 This group has made a film together
3:14:40 It’ll be alright (the most mentally strong fey in existence)
3:23:00 Laudna could be an emissary forever
3:26:15 Convincing the lone survivor
3:27:30 The guard recognized the voice actor
3:29:00 Baned
3:30:45 Save the cheerleader
3:31:45 Coriolis doesn’t know where the Unseelie are
3:33:05 Cleaning the rooms
3:36:15 Considering the Arch Heart’s deal
3:42:20 Orym goes hard
3:56:10 Sleep on it
3:57:05 Dorian puts Orym to sleep
3:58:20 Ashton is working things out at the bar
4:01:05 Braius prays
4:04:10 Braius shoots his shot
4:07:35 Pool party with Bomper
4:09:05 Bonding with Gloamglut
4:13:55 Ashton and Fearne are very cute
4:17:30 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 Tiny face Marisha
0:05:10 Sam not getting enough attention
0:07:10 A fate worse than death
0:07:55 Intro cinematic
0:09:40 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:30 Recap Ends
0:15:20 Battle begins
0:19:05 Chetney marks Fearne
0:22:55 Braius’s painting of Fearne
0:25:20 Counterspelling a power word (Victorian ghost)
0:31:25 Fearne talks to her dad
0:32:35 Fearne has advantage to leg spreading
0:35:40 Caging Fearne
0:46:10 Go horse girl, go
0:52:10 Ira and Zathuda
0:58:55 Force Cage is a rough spell
1:03:15 Poison Pen
1:09:45 Bold of you to assume
1:13:30 HDYWTDT
1:19:50 We all learn how fiery teleport works
1:21:10 Persuading the Unseelie
1:26:35 Travis shocks himself
1:29:05 Sending the fly to a farm upstate
1:37:15 Laudna tries to hold on
1:42:30 Imogen uses her horsegirl powers
1:49:30 Talking to the Emissary
2:01:40 Nobody knows what they’re supposed to do
2:11:25 Things are about to pop off
2:15:10 Back to initiative
2:23:10 Guards have good work/life balance
2:26:10 Fearne tries to abandon ship
2:29:05 Braius gives Fearne a boost
2:32:45 Dorian takes the Emissary
2:37:10 Disintegrate
2:50:30 Give me a sign
2:53:20 It’s going down
2:59:15 Singularity assault
3:03:25 Total collapse
3:04:40 BREAK STARTS
3:16:05 Art Montage
3:18:05 BREAK ENDS
3:22:35 Reconstruction
3:25:05 Trying to not heal Zathuda too much
3:27:30 Chetney sucks Fearne’s dad
3:30:05 Matt switches with Abubakar Salim
3:32:40 The Arch Heart’s realm
3:34:35 Braius’s faith is tested
3:38:30 Negotiating with the Arch Heart
3:44:05 Arch Heart notices the Titan power
3:45:35 What do you want
3:48:00 Becoming a vessel
3:55:45 Why fight for you
3:59:20 Arch Heart is a fan of CPOP Industries
4:03:45 Ashton is rock hard
4:07:00 Not a great plan
4:08:35 Has he been Asmodeus the whole time?
4:11:05 Dawn Father impression
4:14:45 Nah, I’d win
4:17:55 Dorian really wants to get rid of the gods
4:20:05 Selena’s star
4:25:05 Raven Queen wants to weigh in
4:26:15 Worse voice
4:29:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:01:00 Czepeku
0:04:20 Get hype
0:04:50 Laura’s merch corner
0:06:10 Intro cinematic
0:07:55 EPISODE STARTS
0:11:50 Recap Ends
0:14:30 Imogen is much better at Sending
0:17:10 Imagining Nana Morri’s love life
0:18:35 Conflicting reports on Nana Morri
0:21:00 Trying to buy Chet’s egg (nice)
0:24:40 The inevitable theft (look how good they’re almost)
0:26:35 The Platinum Dragon gives Waylon self-control
0:30:25 Breakfast
0:33:05 Top of the Pops (more an MLM than a cult)
0:37:05 Want a shopping episode, Travis?
0:38:20 When fandom turns ugly
0:39:35 Keyleth
0:42:20 Scanlan is hard to reach?
0:45:05 No family groupchat
0:47:05 Braius is poly
0:50:40 Back to the Feywild
0:55:30 Compulsory skipping
0:57:15 Robbie jazz flute
1:02:15 Nana Morri
1:04:10 Introducing Dorian
1:05:05 Introducing Braius
1:08:05 Chet’s legend has grown
1:10:30 Fearne doesn’t have an extra face
1:11:50 You must have all sibling names in your backstory
1:13:25 Love the taste of nuts
1:19:05 An alien for Nana Morri
1:22:10 Ira
1:24:40 Screaming chair
1:28:20 Braius vs. Ira vs. Pâté
1:30:50 Morri gets hot
1:33:15 Birdie
1:39:30 Time is a weird soup
1:42:30 Mounting up
1:45:15 Questioning Braius’s anatomy
1:47:50 BREAK STARTS
1:58:55 Art Montage
2:00:55 BREAK ENDS (Marisha snaps her neck)
2:01:45 Sam’s cup
2:03:25 Naming the horses
2:05:40 Spreading legs for a little bit
2:09:55 Steering the horses
2:15:50 Shabu Shabu
2:19:30 The artist’s village
2:39:00 Time reversal grim psychometry
2:47:05 Map out
2:57:10 Thinking in a whisper (in the trees)
2:59:30 Gloamglut
3:03:40 Eye of Uk’otoa
3:10:15 Ira is the actual stealth operative
3:12:05 Let’s cross that bridge when we get there
3:16:40 Chetney kicks off the stealth kills
3:20:20 Charming the hound
3:23:20 Braius always keeps track of Dorian
3:28:10 HDYWTDT (Imogen and Laudna)
3:35:00 HDYGWTDT (Chetney and Ashton)
3:43:05 HDYWTDT (Orym)
3:45:05 HDYWTDT (Ashton)
3:50:05 Eavesdropping
3:55:15 Things begin to pop off
4:01:10 Secondary map out
4:06:05 Starting the demolition
4:10:30 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:50 Simmy Sail
0:04:45 Laura’s merch corner
0:06:05 Intro cinematic
0:07:50 EPISODE STARTS
0:11:10 Recap Ends (Imogen talks to her mom)
0:18:50 Fearne is great at history
0:19:55 Chetney speaks Elvish
0:22:35 Marisha gets negged
0:24:20 Meanwhile, on the moon
0:26:10 Explaining Ira
0:27:25 Chetney gets overexcited
0:36:00 Braius inspires Dorian (Your mom’s backdoor)
0:39:00 Pi
0:40:45 Relationship statuses
0:45:45 A Wyvernwind family member
0:48:25 Return of the platinum golems
0:52:30 Cerkonos, what a throwback
0:54:45 Presenting the plan
0:58:10 Athudashionus’s zone of truth
1:02:25 The first prong of attack (VM)
1:03:55 The second prong (M9) (Yas Bright Queen)
1:07:45 The third prong (BH)
1:12:50 Faith check
1:14:40 A guy who makes chairs
1:17:55 Sam has to make some Platinum Dragon lore
1:24:40 Questioning Laudna
1:28:25 Questioning Ashton
1:31:15 Fearne helps
1:33:00 Going titan
1:37:20 Questioning Chetney and Dorian
1:38:40 Dorian’s speech
1:43:45 Chetney’s speech
1:48:05 Everyone gets a cool title
1:49:35 Aagh!
1:53:50 Cliffhangers
1:55:50 BREAK STARTS
2:08:55 Art Montage
2:10:55 BREAK ENDS (Dorian and his father)
2:22:00 Papa? (Gambolcleft, the Vortex Blade)
2:24:00 Dorian passes on the Gambler’s Blade
2:26:10 Waylon, a true C-POP fan
2:29:05 Don’t mess with C-Poppers, there are dozens of us
2:30:15 Not allowed to lie
2:32:25 Braius tells the “truth”
2:37:45 Truthbearer
2:42:30 Orange text means legendary gear
2:45:55 Orym and Dorian’s dad
2:49:35 Ashton and Dorian
2:51:55 Keyleth and Imogen
2:57:40 Nobody asked VM if they wanted to do the plan
2:58:40 Fearne is wrecked
3:00:25 A golden god
3:02:25 Secret roll
3:07:45 Liam’s backup character
3:10:35 Chetney chats up the Bright Queen (Psych!)
3:16:05 Chetney keeps his secrets
3:17:35 Fearne is too hot
3:19:35 Aston chats up the Bright Queen
3:25:00 Imogen is Chetney’s secretary
3:27:10 Waylon is a very important and obsessive man
3:29:50 WHICH URCHIN?
3:30:45 Someone was paying attention to lore
3:32:20 Chateau de C-POP
3:35:20 The Oblivion Egg
3:39:30 An apprentice
3:41:35 Pop-con
3:44:35 Wasted under Oltgar
3:48:50 Piece de resostonce
3:49:35 Save Pop-con, save the world
3:51:40 Signed Pop
3:53:40 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:01:25 The real imposters were the friends we made along the way
0:06:50 How about a quickie?
0:07:25 Laura’s merch corner
0:08:40 Intro cinematic
0:10:25 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:35 Naming the delegations
0:13:45 Recap Ends (NPC’s debate)
0:18:25 Ashton chimes in
0:24:05 Moon racism
0:28:15 Speaking on Ruidus
0:30:45 Speaking on Aeor
0:35:15 Wouldn’t want anyone to align themselves with Asmodeus
0:38:20 Big Evoroa fans here tonight (Evoroa’s speech)
0:43:25 The remains of the Cerberus Assembly
0:48:25 Safety measures
0:50:25 Anti-dragon
0:52:10 If you didn’t watch C1, this is a reference to Grog dueling and slaying the Titan 1v1
0:54:25 Grogory Stonejaw
0:56:45 Slayer’s Cake has fallen on hard times
0:57:55 Oh no, they forgot to tell Braius about the moon (Braius vs. Grog heights)
0:59:35 10 minutes
1:02:50 Arcana Pants Off ical
1:05:25 Chetney’s gotta get it in with Vex
1:06:40 Hey there, Delilah (most hated food)
1:14:20 Everoa sees snow for the first time
1:17:45 Keyleth has the spire back
1:28:30 What part of the Hells have you been too?
1:31:25 Bullying Keyleth
1:36:05 Legend of Vox Machina S4 preview
1:43:30 Matt drops the most crucial lore ever as a general knowledge check
1:46:55 Orym touches the tip
1:51:05 BREAK STARTS
2:09:20 Art Montage
2:11:20 BREAK ENDS (Orym and the Wildmother)
2:19:45 Walking the paths
2:25:35 The coming of Ruidus
2:29:05 Orym glimpses Predathos
2:35:00 Will
2:38:05 Took a meeting
2:45:00 Creep
2:46:20 Relics of the Red Solstice
2:49:45 Arbory-n-B (booked on Tree-vago) (Staying at the Four Seasons)
2:54:35 Picking up sticks (Hotel Sticks) (Single Tree)
3:06:55 We’re the right people to make the call
3:10:55 Artists are normal (do you remember)
3:17:20 Operation: Back Door
3:20:40 Braius has been nice all day
3:22:15 Truth or Dare didn’t have enough sexual undertones
3:24:55 DMing spin the bottle
3:26:50 Braius’s spin
3:32:55 Fearne’s spin
3:36:15 Dorian’s spin
3:38:45 Dorian’s real answer
3:43:30 Taking a hit
3:44:10 Laudna’s spin (the ship nobody was waiting for)
3:45:50 Ashton’s “spin”
3:47:25 Ashton puts their fingers in Fearne’s pockets
3:50:35 Orym watches Dorian
3:56:45 Everoa’s briefing
4:04:00 Already seen the globe
4:09:20 Bell’s Hells vs. The Bright Queen
4:13:40 Chet really biffed that one
4:14:50 3 targets. If only we had 3 adventuring parties
4:21:10 Only give up the back door to special people
4:23:00 Talking caps
4:24:00 Bright Queen and Ashton
4:26:30 Groon is grooning
4:29:05 Imogen starts daydreaming
4:32:25 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:45 Shooting Sam’s cancer
0:07:15 Stories Untold
0:09:25 Intro cinematic
0:11:15 EPISODE STARTS
0:14:15 Recap Ends
0:21:40 Just two bros gassing each other up
0:23:30 Just like my dad
0:25:50 Braius is helping
0:28:05 Canonically, one poop per month
0:29:00 We did it
0:31:00 Dr. Chetters
0:32:10 Verbal Component: say ‘can I have cast Guidance?’
0:33:40 Veth’s anesthetic
0:36:10 I guess a dog comes out of my chest
0:38:25 Contaminating the surgical theater
0:41:30 The surgery
0:45:20 Ashton wields his rage
0:47:30 Orym supports Laudna
0:52:30 Laudna is in the sunken place
0:53:25 Imogen goes to fight Delilah
0:56:00 Laudna fights back
1:00:40 She’s yours
1:02:40 Unfortunately, Pâté still works
1:05:05 Glowing chest (and glowing other things)
1:06:30 Bony Stark
1:10:40 Chetters signs his masterpiece
1:12:40 Are we going out tonight?
1:14:20 Essek should invite his friends (Caleb’s liquor cabinet)
1:17:15 WTFIUWY (Braius backstory)
1:20:25 Callback to C2E31 (honestly, this was a genuine desecration of a temple. Pretty bad stuff)
1:24:15 The one true god
1:25:45 Braius is always honest
1:27:00 The cup message
1:28:30 Two kinds of people
1:31:10 Top 3 people
1:33:05 Sam is trying to figure out base 6 in his head
1:33:50 Too many people watching Imogen and Laudna
1:34:50 We’re assuming Essek is a war criminal
1:41:05 Orym is taking up the flat Exandria mantle
1:45:00 Alt gods (great idea Sam, start beef with Taylor Swift)
1:46:40 Essek is straight edge, confirmed
1:48:00 Spin the bottle (7 minutes in Hell)
1:48:45 Sam doesn’t know Braius’s backstory
1:50:35 Figuring out how the pipe works (Laudna bong)
1:52:40 Stanley the cup
1:55:00 Braius has never talked to Asmodeus
2:00:00 Top 6 dens (The Hells are a state of mind)
2:01:50 Party portrait
2:04:05 Braius would do great in the art market
2:06:30 BREAK STARTS
2:16:55 Art Montage
2:18:55 BREAK ENDS (they know Matt’s tricks)
2:21:00 The cloak wears Chetney
2:24:25 Rock out with your Vrock out
2:25:35 Matt, could you describe Chetney’s bulge?
2:26:45 Imogen got bored
2:29:35 Chetney is a water balloon
2:34:45 Amulet of Cursed Life
2:39:25 Messaging Caleb
2:41:00 Looking at Ashton’s head
2:48:20 Nickelback Seth
2:49:45 Something bad happened at the camp
2:55:00 It’s Vasseltime
3:05:15 Bell’s Hells are impolite
3:06:25 Also you’re looking stunning today
3:09:15 The Titan
3:20:00 Vasselheim has catacombs, that’s another built-in dungeon
3:32:35 Apples
3:35:30 Bye, Essek (heartbreaker)
3:38:45 Grand Poobah de Doink Grog Strongjaw
3:42:50 Everyone is here
3:47:15 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:25 Congrats to Matt on the wedding and dog
0:06:35 Wife swap
0:07:15 Laura’s merch corner
0:09:35 Intro cinematic
0:11:20 EPISODE STARTS
0:15:55 Recap Ends (debating Ludinus)
0:27:45 Chetney’s got ocean facts
0:29:40 Ludinus backstory
0:31:20 First roll
0:34:20 I mean, this is very explicitly not what happened. Asmodeus specifically planned to kill them
0:38:20 Men will literally kill the gods rather than go to therapy
0:40:00 Speaking of killing cities: Molaesmyr
0:44:35 Accidental 3 episode break
0:47:25 Downfall 2: The Downening
0:50:10 Teven was here, and now he’s gone
0:52:15 Is destruction better
0:58:05 Ludinus tells them all about their potential
1:00:55 Chetney’s best question
1:05:10 Fearne tries to grab the orb
1:07:20 Delilah grabs the rock (hunger of the shadow)
1:11:55 Stealing a VCR (unreadable dice)
1:13:20 No number dice
1:15:45 Delilah begins to take over
1:19:25 BREAK STARTS
1:32:15 Art Montage
1:34:15 BREAK ENDS
1:35:55 Matt breaks Dorian
1:37:55 Laudna unleashed
1:41:05 Battle begins (you better work)
1:50:35 Inspiring Delaudna
1:57:50 Sacred Flame is stored in the balls
1:59:25 Braius inspires Dorian (moo)
2:04:05 Wrestling from within
2:07:55 Alfredo sauce
2:08:50 Craven Edge returns
2:09:55 Orym goes to Heaven
2:11:20 Craven Edge came back before Grog
2:26:45 Teleporting enemies are rough for barbs
2:31:00 Turn around
2:37:45 Essek is the goat
2:38:35 New character, new drink vessel
2:42:10 The cup’s eye glows
2:45:15 Animate objects
2:49:15 Sorry Ashton
2:53:55 Things get real bad
3:00:05 Diamonds aren’t forever
3:02:15 Dorian saves the Dorym ship
3:05:30 Popping goats
3:10:20 2 many 20’s
3:11:35 The worst possible option
3:13:50 Matt gets all the kills now (reality break)
3:18:45 HDYWTDT
3:20:30 Strength of the Grave
3:26:25 Identifying the Soul Anchor and scale cloak
3:31:00 Essek still the goat
3:32:25 A plan to use Delilah as a battery
3:36:30 Welcome home
3:39:30 Braius prays to Asmodeus
3:41:55 Essek and Caleb’s house
3:45:15 Essek has become trauma ready
3:49:10 Orym and Laudna
3:51:45 Braius and Fearne
3:54:25 Lay on hooves
3:56:25 Dorian has a nut allergy, canon
3:59:15 Everyone’s met Caleb
4:01:25 Braius has not learned the names yet
4:02:55 Roasting Essek (and the retaliation)
4:06:20 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:25 Sam goes back to the old classics
0:02:30 So psyched for the Midst show
0:05:25 New day, same cake
0:06:20 Night bomb
0:07:40 Intro cinematic
0:09:25 EPISODE STARTS
0:13:40 Recap Ends
0:17:40 On the ship in the storm
0:20:10 Titanic vibes
0:22:15 Rary doesn’t have Slack channels
0:27:50 Cassida tries to flee
0:30:20 Cassida’s backstory
0:35:50 Those who matter and those who don’t
0:40:40 Something is coming that all the gods will need to fight
0:42:40 The recording
0:46:50 Cassida tries to spare the city
0:52:50 The wrath of the Stormlord
0:56:15 How to destroy the Factorum Malleus
1:02:15 The Platinum Dragon
1:05:05 The Wildmother has lots of worshipers
1:07:45 And Cognouza was never a problem again
1:10:35 Again, you were asked to not destroy Aeor
1:15:00 The Emissary and Cassida
1:21:00 I believe The Dragon is the first confirmed canon constellation in Exandria
1:25:55 B9
1:30:20 The Bookworms
1:32:15 The Factorum Malleus room
1:35:25 Map out
1:36:00 BREAK STARTS
1:52:25 Art Montage
1:54:25 BREAK ENDS
2:00:35 Divine awareness
2:03:05 Battle begins
2:11:35 Brennan has to recalibrate
2:13:10 Divine prowess
2:22:00 Glabrezu killed Pike in the pre-campaign 1 days
2:25:15 A dungeon AND a dragon? In this economy?
2:27:00 He chose to be a tortle
2:36:55 Daddy’s not mad, he’s just disappointed
2:46:05 Brennan hits them with the second dragon
2:53:25 We knew Brennan was going to come for Trist’s family
3:01:35 Power word kill
3:05:55 Wish
3:14:50 Milo is still the worst/best
3:15:35 And there’s the third dragon
3:25:25 A clutch use of luck
3:32:15 Weaponizing grief
3:35:15 Dawnfather stays positive
3:41:40 The matron takes a hit for her new family
3:46:35 Asha would get a 50+ on that check
3:54:00 Meteor swarm (and mega-counterspell)
4:01:00 Next level rules lawyer
4:09:45 HDYWTDT
4:11:50 Dancing through the meteors
4:14:30 The wards come down
4:17:25 Divine magic
4:18:05 Divine vitality
4:19:05 Divine potency
4:22:05 2000 hit points
4:27:30 Convincing a robot to believe in god
4:30:45 Divine resistance
4:35:15 Shrugging off 4 wish spells
4:40:40 Dawnfather nukes the room
4:44:55 Well now I feel bad about killing everything
4:47:05 BOLO!! NOOOOO!!!
4:52:35 Divine awareness (Milo was gone the whole time)
4:54:15 Selena repents (and tries to kill a God)
4:59:10 I am worthy
5:05:10 Divine vigor
5:06:15 The Emissary breaks the factorum
5:09:40 Asmodeus tricked them again
5:12:00 The Everlight saves her family
5:14:25 Hailey and Topher go demigod
5:18:45 Emissary and Everlight
5:20:40 Asmodeus is always beautiful
5:22:00 GvG
5:25:50 They kill everyone in Aeor
5:29:25 Emissary and the Matron
5:32:15 The Arch Heart and Selena
5:34:20 Dying or ascending
5:36:25 Pelor and Asmodeus
5:38:25 Melora and The Crawling King
5:42:50 Tending to Cassida
5:45:50 Together as gods
5:51:20 The Divine Gate
5:54:15 We killed them for being good
5:56:45 The Wildmother and Lawbearer depart
5:58:25 The Everlight and Matron depart
6:01:50 The Arch Heart and Dawnfather depart
6:07:25 The wrap up
6:08:40 The handoff
6:10:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 Sam is rusty
0:03:45 The biggest critiques
0:04:35 Laura’s merch corner
0:06:15 A pizza miracle
0:08:05 Intro cinematic
0:09:50 EPISODE STARTS
0:13:50 Recap Ends (Chamber of Secrets)
0:16:30 Corellon and Lolth, at it again
0:20:20 Emissary and the Lawbearer (the Lawbearer foreshadows the Divine Gate)
0:27:55 Drink with the betrayers
0:30:40 A god prays
0:32:05 Someone still believes in the Everlight
0:38:45 Lolth and Sarenrae
0:45:30 Let us hope that our way is lit
0:50:00 Melora and the Emissary (a forest with rules)
0:57:20 The music gets way more upbeat
0:58:40 This lock is so psyched (S.I.L.A.H.A’s private bar/cult)
1:03:25 The drinks are cold and the band is hot
1:06:20 The end
1:09:55 A proposal
1:12:55 4X Tenemen
1:15:35 They forgot about Slitch
1:22:35 S.I.L.A.H.A and the angel
1:26:05 First initiatives
1:29:00 Laura finally got her boots of haste
1:31:20 God S.I.L.A.H.A art
1:35:00 Me damn it
1:36:00 BREAK STARTS
1:48:00 Art Montage
1:50:00 BREAK ENDS
1:51:55 Milo lets the Dawnfather open the way
1:57:20 A magic hospital
2:01:35 The aid of the Everlight
2:04:35 Do not let Milo see these patients
2:06:50 A miracle of the Everlight
2:09:30 God Trist art
2:12:40 Milo and Ayden
2:19:15 God Ayden art
2:26:25 The Factorum Malleus was meant to kill the Betrayers
2:30:25 The Genesis ward crew
2:34:00 A gift of the Golden Scythe (talking to a bird)
2:37:10 A small miracle
2:38:55 God Asha art
2:42:15 You don’t want to be the couple’s fourth wheel
2:47:10 Interrogating the Planetar
2:56:20 You should not have made us good (speak with the dead)
2:57:50 God Emhira art
3:00:45 20th level games have guard dragons
3:06:40 Zapping the gnat and grabbing the map
3:09:50 Battle begins
3:14:55 One word response
3:19:25 Brennan will allow corvids to do anything
3:23:35 Brennan describes an arcane hard drive
3:27:55 S.I.L.A.H.A eats the hard drive
3:29:20 A really good poem
3:32:30 Silence wrecks mages
3:41:15 Trist has a sling shot
3:45:45 Asha draws her weapon
3:51:20 HDYWTDT
3:55:35 Tashar is allowed to ruin
3:59:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 So glad to have Sam back, looks great, don’t know what Marsha is talking about
0:02:30 DOWNFALL
0:05:20 Laura’s merch corner
0:08:05 Handoff to Brennan
0:09:30 Intro cinematic
0:11:15 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:15 Player intros
0:13:10 Light (Tengar)
0:15:35 The unspeakable names (they have names in the closed captions)
0:21:35 Predathos devours Tengar
0:31:05 Snap back to reality
0:33:35 Asmodeus is born
0:36:10 Order from chaos
0:37:50 Accidentally making the constellations
0:42:35 Hard cut to Hawk’s Hill
0:47:45 Trist
0:48:50 Ayden (and Gilly)
0:50:45 Brennan loves putting kids into these things
0:53:30 Ayden encourages gambling
0:54:35 A tearful goodbye with Amaris
0:57:05 Emhira
1:04:40 Asha
1:11:45 S.I.L.A.H.A
1:14:05 Brennan has had too many almonds
1:20:05 The balance of dawn and death
1:24:00 Family reunion
1:30:15 Feeding the hungry
1:35:25 Topher is bad at gambling (Jason Statham cameo)
1:38:35 Little lies are okay
1:41:25 Purvan confirmed
1:44:25 The Gods vs. Aeor
1:51:25 The Emissary
1:58:05 Apples
1:59:35 The Latimus Princeps
2:04:05 Demon fuel
2:05:55 Asha leaves Wild Shape (lying to cops)
2:16:05 Wild gnome chase
2:18:10 BREAK STARTS
2:32:55 Art Montage
2:34:55 BREAK ENDS
2:36:55 Demon summoners
2:41:15 Silaha wrecks Captain Marcus
2:46:05 Aeorian public transport
2:48:35 Emhira sees death
2:55:05 Arcadia (probably Knowing Mentor/Ioun)
2:57:05 The Emissary’s plan seems vague
2:58:55 A little lie
3:03:05 Oh, they betrayed, what a surprise
3:08:45 The Chained Oblivion, and the old god of death
3:13:10 The Betrayers
3:15:20 Asmodeus, Lord of all Trolls
3:16:55 The Factorum Malleum
3:21:45 Introductions
3:24:25 One night to save the gods
3:28:20 To do it clean or dirty
3:32:20 The plan
3:33:55 The endgame of the gods
3:40:20 Asmodeus throws shade
3:43:35 Asmodeus is catty and lives for drama
3:49:00 Zaharzht is having a bad time
3:49:40 The Crawling King, The Wildmother, and the Everheart
3:55:20 The Emissary carries love
3:58:40 The gods don’t trust each other
4:02:55 Laying out the groups
4:06:10 Two bats, one stone
4:16:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:02:45 TPK
0:05:20 Walkouts
0:09:20 Nordverse reverse
0:12:15 Dance off
0:15:45 Intro cinematic
0:17:35 EPISODE STARTS
0:22:30 Recap Ends
0:30:50 Imogen takes control of her vision
0:34:15 Chetney’s vision was vicious
0:38:15 The pact
0:39:25 Dorian’s parents have lawyers
0:40:45 Aabria is also there
0:44:25 Die at the Greek (new room)
0:54:55 Shave and a haircut
0:55:45 Sam walkout
0:57:10 Sam describes the new character
0:59:15 Braius (paladin hype)
1:01:20 Explaining the plot to the party
1:03:15 This group are divinity casuals
1:04:15 Laying on hands
1:05:45 Flirting with Fearne
1:08:25 Ashton’s guilt vision (not so smiley)
1:11:55 Braius art
1:13:50 Teven and Fearne are bound (but it’s an open binding)
1:16:15 Lesser champion
1:17:55 The pinion room
1:19:45 Demons… are bad
1:22:55 Flirting with Ashton
1:28:15 Nothing creepier than a little girl
1:32:45 Braius’s prayer
1:33:30 Big Braius Charisma
1:38:15 Dueling hovers
1:41:00 Dealing with the demon
1:53:30 Imogen might be single
2:00:15 Dominox revealed
2:02:30 Finding Doory
2:04:50 BREAK STARTS
2:16:30 Art Montage
2:18:30 BREAK ENDS (cool map)
2:24:15 Battle begins
2:29:30 Erotic defense
2:35:30 Barely got the counterspell
2:36:50 Wow, Braius worships Asmodeus. Who could’ve guessed?
2:41:10 Brass hallway and Ludinus
2:44:45 Wombat
2:47:55 An incredible threat
2:52:15 A demon would like crypto
2:55:00 Fastball special
3:00:05 Orym’s gotta go fast
3:07:45 If you die in the gate, you die in real life
3:08:50 Dorian’s gets them dancing (Braius is tragedy bard)
3:24:05 Ludinus and Essek know each other
3:31:10 HDIWTDT
3:36:10 Ludinus wants to talk
3:37:15 Teven’s autograph
3:40:15 Flirting with Orym
3:43:05 Occultus Thalmus
3:48:25 Brennan takes the chair
3:52:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:02:05 Laura’s merch corner
0:04:00 Intro cinematic
0:05:45 EPISODE STARTS
0:08:55 Recap Ends
0:11:55 Battle begins (Essek sandwich)
0:17:40 Laudna finally gets missed
0:24:20 Liam’s first one
0:35:40 Tag team roll
0:40:20 Laura gets the bad roll
0:41:25 You gotta honor the coq
0:45:45 New toys (void puppet)
0:49:25 Beavis and Butthead (the tent is on fire)
0:52:31 Liam gets hit again
0:59:40 Could’ve saved a lot of work
1:04:40 HDYWTDT
1:15:10 Aeor dogs
1:25:40 Accidental Fjord
1:26:55 Dorian turning blue
1:30:45 Piggybacking Orym
1:37:10 Chetney smells Aeor’s secret
1:42:25 Cliff driving is a great idea (going back for the coin)
1:48:45 Chetney is a master sniffer
1:50:20 Laudna absolutely destroys Pate (the voice is real hard on Matt)
1:52:45 BREAK STARTS
2:07:05 Art Montage
2:09:00 BREAK ENDS
2:21:40 Hearing a scary noise only once is way scarier
2:25:25 Essek talking about Caleb
2:31:50 Top 50 archaeologists
2:32:50 Overinvestigating the door
2:41:05 The chain room
2:43:05 Laudna’s reaction
2:45:05 Offscreen death
2:46:15 Percy would’ve given Ashton everything
2:48:05 Pate gets got
2:58:20 Speak with Dead
3:04:55 Summoning the devil
3:07:05 Wow, it actually worked
3:08:25 People are a little busy
3:14:05 Chetney’s guilt visions
3:25:05 The power of friendship
3:28:25 Grim psychometry
3:31:30 Getting some answers
3:36:00 Dominox feeds on insecurity
3:37:20 Dorian’s guilt visions
3:40:20 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:55 The Germans
0:04:20 Laura’s merch corner
0:08:20 The team is coming apart at the seams
0:09:15 Intro cinematic
0:11:00 EPISODE STARTS
0:13:40 Recap Ends (Laudna and Imogen)
0:25:05 Rest of the team
0:27:00 Dorian gets updated on relationships
0:30:40 Being the villain and choosing not to be
0:32:20 Can she be trusted
0:38:25 Forgiveness
0:47:05 Fearne still has concerns
0:48:30 Laudna strikes back
0:50:15 Orym can hear everyone speak (trust game)
0:56:40 Chetney conks out (spin the bottle)
0:57:40 So it begin
1:00:20 Bells Hells cheer
1:02:35 Chetney and Orym are up early
1:04:00 Dorian preps his weapons
1:08:50 No pulp
1:10:25 Suit up
1:11:16 Chetney new outfit
1:12:26 Orym’s new outfit
1:14:11 Imogen’s new outfit
1:14:51 Dorian’s new outfit
1:16:00 Nip armor
1:17:50 Laudna’s new outfit
1:19:30 Fearne’s new outfit
1:21:10 Ashton’s new outfit
1:25:05 Sorting magic items
1:29:20 Marisha thinks the sword is great
1:31:15 Essek is still sassy
1:36:05 Teleportation shenanigans begin
1:43:15 Not good giants
1:44:50 BREAK STARTS
1:57:40 Art Montage
1:59:40 BREAK ENDS
2:00:30 Queen of Voiceover (new Chetney art)
2:01:50 New Laudna art
2:02:50 New Dorian art (damn, wasn’t kidding about that shirt)
2:03:40 New Fearne art
2:04:35 New Imogen art
2:05:25 New Orym art
2:06:20 New Ashton art
2:08:15 Short of breath
2:10:25 Looking into Essek’s mind
2:12:55 Guidance is nice to have
2:15:55 Snowy palm trees
2:19:10 Essek feet pics
2:28:30 Teleport shenanigans end
2:32:30 Ice trolls
2:40:25 Pitons (keester the rod)
2:48:20 The Tomb Takers
2:52:15 Praecidis Ward
3:00:25 Salmon Essek
3:04:25 Grim Psychometry
3:07:20 Time magic is blue
3:13:15 Nothing is safe to touch
3:19:05 Genesis ward
3:30:50 Arcane Eye drone camera
3:41:40 Body pile
3:45:30 Horror movie vision
3:52:35 Orym had to pee
3:57:10 The Toothy Maw
4:01:40 Map out
4:05:55 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:45 Maps for Her
0:06:05 Laura’s merch corner
0:09:55 Intro cinematic
0:11:40 EPISODE STARTS
0:15:15 Recap Ends
0:19:10 Hotboi fan
0:20:15 A rare grounded Essek
0:31:10 Persuading Astrid (Ludinus has a rash)
0:35:30 Astrid has a Frumpkin (Dorian is allergic)
0:38:25 Kind of helpful
0:39:50 Farts are funny
0:42:05 The Gale and the Raven
0:43:55 Tusk Love
0:44:45 Just the tip (Matt invents hentai)
0:49:25 Can’t believe Yussa would let this woman get away
0:52:15 Shopping episode starts
0:53:55 This group needs therapy and new clothes
0:57:25 Matt invented something incredible
0:58:50 The Poofy Pillow
1:01:25 The Emerald Curtain
1:06:40 Keith
1:08:45 Dorian finds the art student
1:13:20 Imogen wants to finally wear warm clothes
1:15:35 Chetney bosses Keith around
1:19:05 This guy is definitely gonna steal the money (you don’t have to rp everything)
1:21:40 Pork on sticks
1:22:50 The Invulnerable Vagrant (it’s been a bit)
1:25:25 Beau’s hometown got wrecked
1:27:40 Giving Pumats an existential crisis
1:33:20 The Robe of the Midnight Rune
1:35:45 Zephyr Armor
1:37:20 Harp of Valor
1:40:25 Potions
1:44:30 Chetney has the money (Dorian gives his roommate Orym 2500gp)
1:47:40 Pumat Snows have souls
1:49:50 No, we’re the same (selling moon glass)
1:55:30 An earnings call from the Bank of Chetney
2:03:30 GG
2:05:20 FCG never learned the world is round
2:06:35 Pumat gives current events updates
2:08:50 Stairway to Mount Celestia
2:10:25 BREAK STARTS
2:26:25 Art Montage
2:28:25 BREAK ENDS
2:32:50 No floating (svelte legs)
2:34:40 Peer pressuring Essek (The Eclipse)
2:39:15 Intimidating theater goers
2:41:55 Wise words
2:43:05 Ashton picks Fearne’s pocket
2:44:50 Chetney is a great audience member
2:45:45 Featherface (not Kiri)
2:49:15 Ashton and Essek
2:58:35 Chet got a feather (cloaca)
3:00:40 Orym takes Otohan’s blade (Dorian get’s Berty’s blade)
3:01:45 Imogen and Essek
3:07:55 Gesundheit
3:09:30 Caleb is strong (of heart)
3:11:15 Floating Essek (flying Chetney)
3:12:50 Ashton mourns FCG
3:14:50 Orym studies the blade
3:21:25 Laudna is stressed about her costume
3:23:00 Dorian meets Pate
3:25:30 Fearne and Orym (and Dorian)
3:28:20 Fearne ships Orym and Dorian (Dorym?) (Orian?)
3:32:05 Hey there Delilah
3:36:10 Laudna wants to test Orym’s perception
3:44:05 Orym gets up
3:49:55 Laudna gets the sword
3:53:30 Orym gets it back
3:57:15 Laudna vs. Orym
4:02:55 Imogen checks Laudna’s mind
4:04:35 Chet is getting his sleep in
4:05:45 Fearne takes the sword
4:09:10 Grim geometry
4:13:20 Chet couldn’t handle it
4:21:25 Dorian speaks wisdom
4:22:50 Laudna/Delilah goes for it
4:25:55 Chetney is an enabler
4:27:35 Contested initiative
4:28:40 Laudna transforms
4:31:05 Not a fun episode
4:32:20 Imogen and Delaudna
4:38:30 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:01:20 Mad lib oneshot
0:06:45 Beacon
0:10:10 Laura’s merch corner
0:13:05 Intro cinematic
0:14:50 EPISODE STARTS
0:16:55 Recap Ends
0:19:40 They were a punk, she was a fey. What more can I say?
0:22:15 How big is this tent?
0:24:05 Fearne’s spoon status
0:26:10 Refusing the call to adventure
0:30:35 Fearne makes it fit
0:37:50 Zathuda
0:38:45 Denial
0:50:20 Dark reflections
0:52:35 Matt’s Fearne impression
0:53:40 Liam is overcommitting to the whisper
0:56:55 Don’t put clothes on
0:59:15 Boots and underpants
1:00:40 No excuses
1:01:40 Map out, battle begins
1:10:15 Prophetic song
1:21:10 Shots
1:24:35 This was supposed to be a chill episode
1:27:40 Putty
1:29:05 Fearne is down
1:33:30 HDYWTDT
1:35:35 Poop gun
1:38:05 Zathuda was here the whole time
1:50:00 Dorian doesn’t know the lore
1:51:40 BREAK STARTS
2:05:35 Art Montage
2:07:35 BREAK ENDS
2:13:15 War council
2:23:40 You have my bow
2:31:55 Lots of groups of 5-7 people have been surprisingly helpful
2:33:20 Chetney goes hard
2:41:05 Thriller 5 Minds
2:44:25 Seth Dolmade
2:50:10 Souvenirs
2:53:00 Definitely a Larkin
2:57:25 Cleaning out Ashton’s giant magic hole
3:00:00 Real adventurers accumulate rotten meat
3:01:20 You look exhausted
3:04:45 If you want to contact Hell, I know a guy
3:06:40 Nobody will betray the party, that’s an Orym guarantee
3:07:40 Orym bounces back (mythdi**er)
3:13:05 What’s your mother’s name?
3:19:50 Nude invisibility
3:22:05 Guided by the fart
3:24:05 Walking with confidence
3:27:00 Chastity’s Nook franchise
3:31:25 Erma
3:36:35 Dorian has good spells now
3:40:45 Astrid and Essek
3:43:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 ReVerse
0:02:35 Hall H premiere
0:05:55 Heartbreak Prince
0:08:40 Laura’s merch corner
0:11:20 GM switch
0:11:50 Intro cinematic
0:13:35 EPISODE STARTS
0:14:40 Recap Ends
0:19:50 Aimee is turning (just one more thing)
0:21:25 Spritz the Spider Queen
0:26:45 Getting adjacent
0:33:50 Spitting in the spider’s face
0:36:25 Divine smite on Aabria
0:41:05 Matron of Ravens
0:48:55 Dorian finally hits
0:52:10 Uppies
0:56:50 Wildmother
1:09:15 Running 3 characters in one body
1:23:40 Immune to disease
1:26:00 Gentle smite (to the back of the knee)
1:32:15 Dariax plays the recorder (and Matt does the plug)
1:38:05 Removing Opal
1:45:40 Aabria kills Cyrus
1:52:35 The last memory
1:57:55 Taking the trees
2:02:25 Dorian walks away
2:09:50 ASMR
2:15:40 Matt is just Dariax
2:16:30 Fy’ra negotiates with the Spider Queen
2:34:05 Dariax leaves (The end)
2:40:55 Dorian and Dariax discuss what’s next
2:43:20 Dariax graduates to the lute
2:46:45 Dariax starts busking (invisibility)
2:51:25 Skill issue
2:52:40 BREAK STARTS
3:03:55 Art Montage
3:05:55 BREAK ENDS (Dorian and Keyleth)
3:16:50 Dorian gets Orym’s call
3:23:55 Saving the world and writing songs
3:28:15 Dorian sees his friends
3:36:45 Dorian feeds Everoa
3:42:35 Fearne isn’t good at wildshape transitions
3:45:55 Gifts from the moon
3:47:25 Dorian has a lot of lore to catch up on (Pacman)
3:49:20 Giving Dorian horrible things
3:51:40 This is how ska starts
3:59:10 Explaining the last few sessions
4:00:55 Ashton apologizes to Everoa
4:05:05 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 Marisha is dressed as a hot dog
0:05:20 Horum
0:06:20 Laura’s merch corner
0:07:55 Reverse hot dog
0:10:20 Intro cinematic
0:12:10 EPISODE STARTS
0:14:30 Recap Ends (interviewing Lilliana)
0:31:10 Ludinus is adventuring on Exandria
0:36:05 Lilliana’s backstory
0:40:35 Back to the bridge (time stop)
0:50:55 All Laura’s fault (Marisha still smells like hot dog)
0:52:15 Phantasmal force
0:54:30 Rynn is gone (Orym sees the real world)
1:00:35 Keyleth never got good at Sending
1:01:45 HEY (Chetney is bad at stealth)
1:03:25 Marisha’s fan
1:05:05 Mourning
1:11:15 Orym is having a bad time
1:12:25 Everoa is still here
1:15:15 Aeor (MFMM)
1:22:20 Remembering FRIDA
1:23:45 Ishtra, The Summit Blade
1:27:25 Imogen and Orym
1:32:00 Orym calls Doria
1:33:05 The table turns
1:34:15 BREAK STARTS
1:45:45 Art Montage
1:47:45 BREAK ENDS
1:48:45 Getaway platform
1:52:30 How is everyone doing?
1:58:40 Opal becomes alarming
2:02:45 I wonder what I PERCEIVE
2:05:35 Morrigan is a paladin now
2:08:35 Map out (Matt changes seats)
2:10:45 Opal and Lolth
2:13:45 Betrayal
2:21:20 Battle begins
2:23:15 Haste on Opal
2:34:35 Going to Arby’s
2:36:35 So big
2:38:25 Dorian’s toot
2:45:40 Incoming Sending
2:55:05 Jumanji spiders
2:57:30 Evelux
3:01:15 Dariax is chilling
3:04:35 Cyrus is still here (Opal couldn’t get into the rhythm)
3:07:15 Dariax has pursued the arts
3:11:25 Take a quick break to pee
3:14:40 Cyrus is super dumb (Opal chafed away four of Cyrus’s levels)
3:17:50 It’s in the rules
3:19:00 Morrighan jumps in the darkness all the time
3:25:30 Opal and Morrighan connect
3:32:30 Bossy genasi
3:37:45 Could you roll better?
3:39:40 Opal rubs off
3:42:00 Fy’ra and Opal connect
3:47:55 Fake laugh
3:57:15 Dariax is not blind
4:03:30 Van Damme
4:05:45 Dariax and Opal connect
4:17:45 Forbidden gushers
4:21:15 Drider Opal
4:24:00 Long Opal
4:26:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 Cat and Mouse
0:02:15 Imagine if Taliesin had the suit on all night
0:04:05 Midst comics
0:06:00 Intro cinematic
0:07:55 EPISODE STARTS
0:11:25 Recap Ends
0:15:15 Choking on a healing potion
0:19:20 Sam is bad at rolling
0:20:35 Ashley is bad at rolling
0:23:55 Telepathy is down
0:26:10 Gloamglut
0:32:50 Ashton kills a building on accident (throw it in reverse)
0:35:20 Save against the gaze
0:41:05 Tucking into the alley
0:42:05 Fearne’s dad
0:46:35 Sam flask
0:48:35 Ashley talking too fast
0:52:05 Laudna, make a wisdom save
0:56:05 Getting caught
0:58:20 Imogen and Lilliana
1:04:00 The Weave Mind
1:06:30 Ruidus has influenced Chetney before
1:07:40 Distract with a toy
1:08:35 Two spirits, one vessel
1:15:45 Scaring the other team
1:17:35 Wish we could burrow
1:20:35 FCG finally has a canon tongue
1:24:35 Are we kissing?
1:28:25 Wasn’t looking at the ball
1:37:00 BREAK STARTS
1:49:10 Art Montage
1:51:10 BREAK ENDS
1:51:50 Map out
1:53:40 Teacher’s pet
1:56:05 Battle begins
2:01:20 Caviar (or Carpaccio)
2:03:30 Travis misses his target
2:05:35 She baned (Sai)
2:08:40 Scream needle
2:09:05 Action surge
2:11:25 Chetney’s last words
2:14:50 Don’t leave the table
2:19:35 Mom, come pick me up
2:23:05 Marisha is allowed to believe a wrong thing
2:25:35 Chetney Clawz lives
2:32:55 Taking off the backpack
2:41:05 The only good eldritch blast
2:45:40 We’ll see if it matters… no
2:51:20 Chetney saves Imogen
2:55:05 Everyone just leaves the table
3:01:40 The hound can go
3:10:30 Marisha is convulsing in indecision
3:13:50 She’s doing okay
3:17:40 Otohan goes Super Saiyan
3:33:10 Extremely intense Ashley rolls
3:48:15 Bosses aren’t allowed to heal
4:03:00 Sending to Lilliana
4:16:15 OMG
4:23:40 Matt is resigned to the TPK
4:26:20 FCG casts guiding bolt
4:28:20 FCG is alive
4:31:10 HDYWTDT (a smiley day)
4:33:35 Heroic sacrifice
4:37:10 The wooden feat survived
4:40:05 A moment to decompress
4:42:40 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:40 Sam spills some dirt
0:04:20 Laura’s merch corner
0:05:10 Nothing scarier than Taliesin with normal hair
0:07:15 Intro cinematic
0:09:00 EPISODE STARTS
0:10:35 Recap Ends, Team Bomb
0:12:55 Ira didn’t leave people to die
0:14:50 The beggar
0:25:30 Dragon on the moon (Marisha, inappropriate)
0:28:05 Team Invisiltration
0:28:55 Prog rock grotto
0:31:25 Laudna improves by 100%
0:38:40 Jam session
0:42:25 Chetney unleashes the Calamity
0:51:40 Moon people are bad at doors
0:52:55 Matt smolder
0:58:55 Back to Team Bomb
1:06:40 Zathuda and the Sunder King
1:12:05 Dog treats
1:14:10 Sam flask
1:16:55 Ashton just carries raw meat in his pocket
1:19:20 SCRAM
1:21:10 Mercer mind trick
1:22:30 Back to Invisiltration
1:24:35 Balcony shapes
1:29:00 Marisha is having a rough night
1:31:45 Invisible falling
1:33:25 Imogen and Laudna are bonded in misfortune
1:38:05 Gona
1:43:35 Team Bomb defeats a door (quarter mile, soft)
1:54:20 Back to spooky
1:56:00 The glass mine
2:03:15 Ira’s plan
2:06:05 BREAK STARTS
2:17:50 Art Montage
2:19:50 BREAK ENDS (back to Invisiltration)
2:21:00 Gona is not comfortable with werewolves
2:27:25 Chetney breaks out the toys
2:33:50 Chetney releases a scent
2:38:55 Good experimental documentation
2:40:50 The Gummyceit experiment
2:45:05 Judicator autopsy
2:46:35 Ruidus globe
2:48:30 Back to the bomb squad
2:51:20 Everything that happens now is Sam’s fault (Chaaarm!)
2:55:15 Ashton is bad at lying
2:57:30 One minute timer
2:58:25 FCG has ruined all the plans
2:59:30 Timer activated, run
3:02:30 Timer up (Ira and Fearne)
3:04:45 Ashton and FCG outrun an explosion
3:08:00 Divine intervention
3:11:40 Matt rolls all of his dice
3:13:20 Bawitdaba
3:15:20 Invisiltraters activate
3:18:35 Map out
3:22:45 Ambush
3:26:05 HDYWTDT
3:32:45 Unleashing a monster
3:34:10 Hold music
3:40:20 Breaking the blade
3:42:55 HDYWTDT
3:46:00 Unstoppable
3:52:30 I wanna hold your mandible
3:53:55 When a mandible meets a womandible (Dible woman)
3:55:20 The most metal crimson rite ever
3:56:30 HDYWTDT
4:02:05 Back to ground zero
4:05:50 The assassination went forward…
4:07:55 And it looks like it didn’t work (back to exfil)
4:16:15 Did she know?
4:17:50 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:35 Sam doesn’t know how animes are pronounced
0:01:35 Fight scene 1
0:03:05 Fight scene 2
0:04:40 Laura’s merch corner
0:06:35 Could’ve tightened this
0:07:30 OOOOH YEEAAAH
0:08:30 Intro cinematic
0:10:15 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:15 Recap Ends
0:17:50 Fungrils (myceit)
0:20:00 Gaztrick Warburton
0:22:55 347 different kinds of fungus
0:24:20 Learning about the Reilorans and the Weave Mind
0:31:35 Ruidians and the gods
0:32:45 History
0:37:25 Hole full of bodies
0:41:15 The Dominion of Cruth
0:43:20 Tectus
0:44:25 Holies
0:46:30 The One who Sleeps
0:51:45 At dawn we plot
0:53:25 Ira’s back
0:55:50 The spelling is rough in this episode
0:58:40 Vezoden Amerai, Envoy of the Strife Emperor
1:01:30 Glasshold Garrison
1:02:45 Broken Road (subtitles)
1:04:30 The assassination mission
1:07:30 Kill the myceit
1:09:10 Waterbed (noodle arms)
1:13:05 How old is Imogen?
1:14:35 Mom talk
1:24:40 The worst Denny’s ever
1:25:50 Coin flip
1:29:30 Gaz gives some more help
1:35:10 Himbo of the Moon
1:37:35 Planning to contact Imogen’s mom
1:46:35 Imogen goes into the dream
1:49:40 BREAK STARTS
2:00:35 Art Montage
2:02:35 BREAK ENDS (Imogen and her mom)
2:15:05 Waking up
2:21:00 As ever to tyrants
2:23:50 This is one of the more coherent god talks they’ve ever had
2:31:40 The Dunamussy
2:33:35 Travis’s next character can be Ruidusborn
2:37:30 Laudna X Ira confirmed
2:39:20 Fearne and Ira
2:43:05 Ira is negging Fearne
2:46:35 Ira is a fey icon
2:48:25 Fearne does not know
2:50:00 Chetney has yet to bang a lizard
2:51:20 Laudna and Imogen have a heart to heart
3:00:00 What are the Wookies called? (Quanikka)
3:01:40 Stealth and talky-talky
3:04:00 Ira lives for fashion
3:05:30 Laying out the missions
3:13:00 Sweet girl
3:15:45 The two teams
3:16:40 Ivanas
3:21:55 Goodbye speeches
3:24:45 See invisibility plus invisibility
3:28:25 Seeming
3:30:35 A picture of Kreviris
3:35:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:55 Maps by Czepeku
0:03:05 Map paps
0:05:25 Laura’s merch corner
0:07:30 Intro cinematic
0:09:15 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:30 Recap Ends
0:14:45 Chu betrayed them
0:16:45 FCG lubes up
0:18:00 Laudna is a sleep paralysis demon
0:19:30 Matt said the line! (Ashton and Laudna both look good)
0:22:50 That’s what 10 minutes means
0:25:00 Liam does incredible mouse sound effects
0:25:50 Map out
0:27:10 Laudna has a great idea for a jump scare
0:28:45 Ashton’s rod goes in smooth
0:31:25 Slither
0:36:25 Mission Impossible Laudna
0:40:45 Imogen has a bad time
0:49:30 Trying to process Sam’s shirt
0:50:50 Battle begins
0:55:15 Quiet buzzsaw
0:57:00 Matt eliminates Travis
0:58:50 Imogen’s thoughts
1:00:05 Ashley has to act like a good boy (map shapes)
1:04:40 Fearne isn’t sure what sound the slithers make
1:06:30 Covered in teeth
1:08:00 HDYWTDT (don’t puke)
1:10:10 Imogen is not sharp right now
1:14:25 FCG starts turning knobs
1:19:30 The hole is full of bodies
1:20:40 Slither shrugs
1:23:40 Getting lost underground
1:30:45 Long jorts (impromptu shopping episode)
1:39:30 An Imogen killing blade (paying in berries)
1:41:25 Arming Sashimi
1:45:10 The Chetney Clause
1:47:00 Silver box
1:50:55 New saw
1:54:00 Opening the box
1:59:35 Mic drop
2:00:05 BREAK STARTS
2:12:20 Art Montage
2:14:20 BREAK ENDS
2:14:55 Ruidian glass
2:18:05 Shagger deeth
2:18:50 They bought the underwear in Uthodurn
2:26:55 Chetney Clawz has some weird rules
2:29:55 Intimidating the guard and Earot
2:37:10 Tooth Romance
2:38:55 Teaching Imogen to use a telescope
2:40:45 Extra intimidation
2:43:55 The toy consumes Chetney
2:51:55 It’s a weird looking group
2:55:35 Golden Hammer
2:57:05 Orym, the Farmer’s Market
3:07:05 Meeting the Volition
3:11:00 The Leader
3:31:16 The heart of Kraviris
3:20:20 They finally have a mission
3:22:30 Happy ninth anniversary
3:23:35 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:10 Matt looks great
0:00:40 Academy ANord
0:05:00 Daggerheart news
0:06:05 Marisha doesn’t have to wait for Matt’s permission to speak
0:07:05 Laura’s merch corner
0:08:20 Butt merch is a great idea (you can sit on the books too)
0:10:55 It becomes a ‘just chatting’ stream for a minute
0:11:30 Intro cinematic
0:13:15 EPISODE STARTS
0:15:10 Recap Ends, Travel roll 1
0:17:56 Worm sign
0:21:21 Sand trout
0:24:30 Travis has polar bear knowledge
0:25:20 THROW THE BODIES ON THE GROUND
0:27:20 The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles, and it’s in great shape
0:30:55 Don’t leave a CRUMB trail
0:37:20 Stone based Pass Without Trace
0:41:10 Travel roll 20
0:45:25 Messaging Ira Widoghast (Ira can make them waste spells)
0:48:40 Ira was in a Starbucks
0:55:30 Message to The Volition (clutch word count)
0:59:50 New Fearne power unlock (planning telepathy shenanigans)
1:01:55 Imogen always says the same thing
1:04:30 FCG has a tree in his pocket
1:05:25 Ropey
1:06:10 Distracting Ashley until she forgets why she was rolling
1:12:00 They find a Wookie (sasquatch with a crossbow)
1:13:30 Talk with the hands too
1:16:55 Promoting Fearne to Willmaster
1:21:45 Belles Hells is soft
1:28:00 Chetney is so old he’s forgetting names
1:30:00 Moon guns
1:33:00 Fruit questions
1:33:50 Everyone’s trying to get an exception now
1:39:05 More fruits
1:40:55 Orym is just a little guy who is really scared of combat
1:43:55 Fearne and Imogen have to figure out what to say
1:46:40 The gang learns how their spell works
1:48:50 Honestly, pears are a C tier fruit at most
1:55:00 Into the city
1:58:20 BREAK STARTS
2:08:45 Art Montage
2:10:45 BREAK ENDS
2:11:30 Cute kids
2:18:25 What’s your cultural history, kids?
2:20:15 Chetney is great with kids (greatest toymaker on Ruidus)
2:22:45 Borse the horse
2:24:00 Chetney Claws
2:28:50 Fake names
2:33:30 Fearne gets caught out
2:40:10 Fly form
2:42:10 Map out
2:47:10 Battle begins
2:48:10 Bane
2:54:00 Orym gets worked over
3:00:40 Laura doesn’t have enough dice
3:03:30 HDYWTDT
3:06:00 Matt’s die gets a Ruidus surge
3:10:10 FCG extends the tongue
3:14:00 Ashton never gets the right rage
3:16:25 HDYWTDT
3:17:20 Blight hammer combo
3:20:00 HDYWTDT
3:21:10 Orym goes off
3:22:15 Can’t believe Matt would do this so close to International Women’s Day
3:25:50 HDYWTDT (Gooch strike)
3:26:55 Scramble the dead
3:27:40 HDYWTDT
3:29:50 What’s in the booox
3:32:05 Intimidating Pate
3:35:35 The scry ball finally works
3:39:05 Dying facility
3:40:10 The Jagged Edge
3:45:25 Three-way whisper
3:47:00 Zhesh
3:57:05 Shopping in a moneyless society
3:58:15 Are Jidoh and Zhesh the same person
4:01:30 Knock off doll
4:08:40 STOP IT
4:11:55 Do you need space to do your stupid work
4:18:55 Footsteps and silence
4:20:30 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:25 This may be Marisha’s best ad performance
0:04:05 Laura’s merch corner
0:06:05 Liam as Jester
0:07:15 Intro cinematic
0:09:00 EPISODE STARTS
0:11:45 Recap Ends
0:16:05 Laudna is a B-boy
0:18:00 Passing magic through the mouth
0:21:50 FCG has earrings now
0:24:15 Syncing the bridge
0:27:20 Fearne and Orym debate rod handling
0:30:15 First time for Orym (Travis leaves)
0:32:10 I have darviszn
0:33:15 “How long has it been Twilight” “Awhile”
0:34:40 Marisha’s carrot truth
0:36:05 Was it good? … Sure
0:43:20 Sam shirt reveal
0:51:00 Ria’Doin
1:01:35 Finding the journal entries in the survival horror game
1:03:55 FCG yells at a bird (Matt does not blink)
1:12:15 Travis paints a picture with sound effects
1:14:25 Fearne is totally not pining after Chetney
1:17:00 Ring of Life Awareness
1:19:05 Legendary crafting
1:21:30 Messaging Caleb (Caleb is not used to short Sending spells)
1:23:55 Ludinus got into voice acting
1:26:55 Messaging Keyleth
1:31:10 Sudden hug
1:33:10 Jester finally gets in contact
1:36:00 Messaging Dorian
1:36:55 Orym starts to get sucked in
1:39:15 Hucking Pate
1:41:25 Chetney and FCG get whammied
1:46:25 Ashton gets lured
1:51:50 BREAK STARTS
2:05:15 Art Montage
2:07:15 BREAK ENDS
2:08:20 There was a motorboat there the whole time
2:10:50 Animated boat
2:12:10 Animated rope
2:21:15 Drowning Mister
2:24:45 Pirate Laudna (Battle begins-ish)
2:33:55 Turn undead
2:38:10 Ropy and Boaty’s action
2:39:15 Intimidating kelp
2:41:10 Nobody made Matt say Ropy
2:45:40 Sam flask
2:53:10 Laudna turns
2:55:15 Ropy is a great messenger (RIP to Ropy and Boaty)
2:58:00 Chetney cuts his own tongue
3:02:05 Keyleth is a Golden God
3:05:35 Pate confronts impermanence
3:06:55 Laudna flirts with Delilah
3:12:25 Long rest confirmed
3:19:10 Preparing to smack Delilah
3:24:50 Sam blows a sponsorship
3:29:10 Ashton powers up
3:32:40 Chetney panic throws (Chetney = FCG’s Dad???!)
3:33:30 Marisha roasts this nerd
3:41:25 Mind shielding
3:44:45 Magic mouth message
3:46:55 Flare
3:52:45 Ashton comes down from the shard boost
3:58:35 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 Sam actually uses One-shot Wonders
0:01:15 Everyone is so busy
0:04:45 Laura’s merch corner (on almost Valentine’s Day)
0:06:45 Intro cinematic
0:08:30 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:25 Recap Ends
0:13:40 Unfarting
0:14:50 It’s been (FCG Alexa voice pack)
0:19:10 FCG pretends to be a lawnmower
0:22:20 How could Hytroga betray us like this?
0:25:25 Fearne is too nervous to keep track of the lie
0:30:10 Chu is great
0:33:35 Hytroga hates tea
0:34:15 Willmaster takes control
0:37:35 Battle begins
0:41:30 Ashton is never limp
0:43:50 Orym keeps beating up Ashton
0:48:30 Slow-mo beatdown
0:52:50 FCG is a rope dispenser (Chetney has been faking the wolf voice)
0:56:00 The Bormodos don’t have a carceral system
0:59:35 Laudna mentally talks with her hands
1:03:15 Interrogating the Willmaster
1:14:50 Laudna wants the juice
1:17:55 Interrogating Petrov
1:25:50 What is the most moral way to kill these people?
1:30:10 Psychometry on the harness
1:36:45 Holes open
1:38:05 Dealing with Verdo
1:53:00 Otohan Thull
1:53:50 BREAK STARTS
2:06:20 Art Montage
2:08:20 BREAK ENDS
2:11:15 Map out
2:13:15 Getting to the shadows nonchalantly
2:14:25 Fearne pretends to be flat and straight (rolling off the tongue)
2:17:20 Funny meeting you here
2:20:00 Lying about Imogen
2:22:15 “Battle” begins
2:25:45 Otohan has us, run
2:28:30 Self banishment
2:31:55 Knocking out the elder
2:33:00 Laudna feeds Delilah
2:37:15 Barely escaping
2:45:30 Exploring the hidden river
2:56:35 Diving in
3:02:05 Orym has 31 passive perception
3:05:15 Ancient ruins
3:17:25 Fresh goodberries
3:24:55 Fearne swims into a rift… again
3:25:45 Leaf Sheep Sea Slug
3:28:45 Fearne is in modern day
3:31:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:35 Speed ad
0:01:25 Marisha shoots in the back of Sam’s throat
0:02:35 Marisha spits in Sam’s face
0:04:45 Laura’s merch corner
0:07:30 Intro cinematic
0:09:15 EPISODE STARTS
0:11:50 Recap Ends (we’re not not not the Imperium)
0:17:20 Dono
0:21:20 Certified Dreamer
0:22:50 Matt put a bunch of cool worldbuilding ideas into the Bormodos
0:28:00 PSA: Cops don’t have to tell you they’re cops when you ask. That’s a myth… spread by cops
0:31:40 On a mission from God
0:37:20 Population: Dono
0:42:35 Hard out there for a queef
0:44:25 You know what they say about small hands
0:45:10 Fatality on the elder
0:47:40 Elder Carson (or Jim Carrey if you’re younger)
0:52:40 Special tea
0:56:15 Communal sects
1:02:35 Flowers and ball bearings
1:07:50 Pastry diplomacy
1:09:10 Chu (Rizzo the Rat?)
1:13:15 Laura Bailey, there is absolutely nothing wrong with you
1:15:10 Chetney the ratman
1:18:10 Matt, stop encouraging Sam
1:19:20 Bane worms
1:21:40 The Volition
1:29:50 Sam ruins the audio
1:33:15 Inter-moon rivalry
1:38:15 Where do babies come from?
1:41:35 If I Could Turn Back Time
1:42:25 Taste of Tal’dorei is a place of dreams
1:45:05 FCG only has two volumes
1:47:55 Random syllables
1:50:25 Chetney can plant some seed
1:57:50 It’s weird to hear a normal Sending from Laura
2:01:45 The Willmaster
2:02:55 BREAK STARTS
2:13:45 Art Montage
2:15:40 BREAK ENDS
2:19:55 Map out
2:24:40 Battle begins
2:26:50 Suck her energy
2:28:00 I said ‘I cast fireball’
2:30:55 Sam flask
2:32:45 Oops, we created a super villain
2:38:00 Nobody knows what Ashton does
2:40:15 Billy Michell violence
2:46:25 Help, I’m shackled
2:50:55 Don’t worry, you’re dreaming
3:07:10 Chetney is the only one having a good time
3:08:05 TOASTY
3:11:10 HDYWTDT
3:13:50 Sucking the Willmaster’s… magic
3:22:10 The old man with the dented face
3:24:25 HDYWTDT
3:26:40 War. War never changes
3:30:05 Nonlethal blasts
3:31:15 HDYWTDT
3:33:15 Stampede
3:36:10 HDYWTDT
3:42:10 Mister is a flying monkey
3:48:05 Chetney suplexes a buffalo
3:52:05 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 Tights talk
0:03:05 OnlySams
0:06:05 A fantastic segue into Laura’s merch corner
0:08:20 Travis aims true
0:09:05 Intro cinematic
0:10:55 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:50 Recap Ends
0:15:15 Map out (Chetney is Scanlan’s dad and/or granddad)
0:18:55 FCG has to overcome a possum
0:21:25 Have Laudna and Imogen actually banged? They haven’t been alone very much
0:24:40 Battle begins
0:26:20 Why do they have a bell?
0:32:20 Space Wolves
0:40:35 Reiloran nopes out (Miresens)
0:41:35 Checking Exandria’s rotation
0:47:45 232
0:49:10 Daddy’s hands
0:53:15 Fearne has forgotten everything (that one Reiloran must be freaked out)
0:54:55 Mister > Trinket
0:57:55 Chetney sneaks like a lion
0:59:30 Sam, we always knew you were bad at DnD
1:01:30 Fearne burrows
1:02:55 I made believe bad
1:05:25 Moonbounders
1:08:45 First rule of DnD: everyone split up
1:15:25 Sam makes believe good
1:18:15 Only one poop per month, canonically
1:22:45 Sneaking with the thunder clap
1:29:30 Command (FCG is suspiciously good at lying)
1:33:30 STOP IT
1:35:15 Sam finally rerolls a one
1:38:05 Queef out
1:41:00 Chay-Chay
1:42:45 Close call
1:44:55 Level up
1:46:55 BREAK STARTS
1:58:15 Art Montage
2:00:10 BREAK ENDS (optimizers don’t @ Ashley)
2:02:00 Marisha unleashes the salsa
2:03:45 Chetney is in his element
2:10:35 Orym queefs away
2:13:35 A Hamilton ref in 2024
2:16:05 Hard to escape Hamilton songs, once you start (Sam’s gas can)
2:19:10 Moon bison (drifting)
2:23:35 2 clouds hang back, nobody knows who
2:27:15 Squid swimming
2:29:05 Shelter inside the buffalo
2:32:30 Like father like son
2:33:40 Dequeefing
2:37:55 Laudna knows all about natural moisture
2:39:35 Tremors
2:46:05 RIP Dork the Ox, gone but not forgotten
2:47:35 Now that doesn’t make sense
2:48:35 Imogen and Fearne are drawn together
2:51:20 The bloody bridges have synced up (new feat)
2:55:15 Everybody has special auras, right Matt?
3:00:00 Imogen’s dream (wow, she fell asleep that fast? Jealous)
3:03:45 Do you resist, or do you delve deeper?
3:08:30 Orym is getting intense
3:13:15 The Reilorans are wonderful?
3:16:30 How does the campaign end
3:22:25 Pate is back
3:25:25 The juggernaut comes out in pieces
3:29:45 Reiloran hotdog
3:32:00 Moon ranch
3:45:15 Find some children
3:51:15 Don’t scream
3:53:55 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 Son of Sam
0:03:35 Crammed with Candela
0:04:30 Laura’s merch corner corner
0:06:25 Intro cinematic
0:08:10 EPISODE STARTS
0:10:20 Recap Ends
0:12:55 Checking the viewcone of the automaton
0:16:40 The Vanguard soldier ‘prepares for battle’
0:26:25 What if we take the tent… and push it somewhere else
0:32:05 Inflated pig bladders are all the rage at parties
0:38:05 Exploding over the ridge
0:41:25 Silence drop
0:45:35 Imogen steps up
0:47:05 Laura chokes out Travis
0:49:55 Group deception
0:51:35 A frowed burrow
0:56:05 A magical accident (end of first map)
0:58:40 Descending into the pit
1:03:05 Getting into a party at E3
1:10:30 Strife in the Vanguard
1:13:00 Armless man
1:18:30 Shift change
1:21:05 Reiloran armament
1:22:25 ‘Curiosity killed the cat’ is a better idiom
1:24:50 Chetney pops off
1:25:55 Map out
1:28:55 Battle begins
1:32:55 GET OVER HERE
1:39:55 Charm Person isn’t mind control
1:46:55 Sam Rage
1:48:10 Thinking with portals
1:53:40 HDYWTDT
1:55:15 Trying to clean and stage the room
1:59:35 Talking to Ishto
2:04:55 They have to get better at interrogations
2:12:15 Could’ve made the tent kite work
2:13:00 BREAK STARTS
2:22:30 Art Montage
2:24:30 BREAK ENDS
2:29:15 Reiloran tent
2:35:35 If you get Flesh to Stone, you’re not going home
2:41:05 Wow, Imogen is harsh
2:47:20 Map out
2:53:10 The Imperium of Reiloran
2:54:35 Otohan is back
3:10:00 Next level fluffernutter
3:17:15 Battle begins
3:20:30 One way trip
3:25:15 Scramble the dead
3:29:00 Orym catches Ishto
3:30:30 High fantasy
3:37:45 This would never have happened with the tent (Possumorph)
3:46:35 This is fine
3:48:45 A werewolf operating a tesla coil
3:53:50 Percy’s grenades are poorly thought out
3:55:30 Shooting souls
3:58:05 Ishto is doing his best
3:59:45 Travis presses the button
4:01:40 Things were almost very bad
4:03:15 Fearne is at the end of her rope
4:08:55 Consent to being thrown
4:11:10 Don’t forget the possum
4:16:10 Up to Ruidus
4:19:25 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:01:25 This year in sponsorships
0:04:35 Assmatt
0:06:05 Laura’s merch corner
0:07:20 Thanks for everything CritRoleStats
0:09:00 Intro cinematic
0:10:45 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:40 Recap Ends (completely nonsexual)
0:13:40 Ashley shirt
0:19:00 All the monkey’s paw stuff is actually great (Boss Baby)
0:21:25 Ligament Manor has good bones
0:22:10 Making lava
0:28:05 Fearne asks Ashton to go deeper
0:31:50 Ashley tries to describe Fearne’s new abilities in character
0:34:25 Fearne does Roxanne
0:38:10 Uncut gems
0:41:00 Ashton hates gingers
0:42:25 Sam’s first two resolutions
0:44:45 Ashton and Fearne are cute and awkward
0:49:20 Chetney changes a door’s life
0:55:35 Chetney could become wood
0:57:45 Chetney gets warlocked up
0:59:20 Chetney and Morrigan make a deal (RIP to every more famous toymaker)
1:02:50 Discussing the deal with the group
1:07:15 To be fair, he is going to die soon
1:09:45 Heroes Yeast (Emergen C. Exit)
1:18:00 Dreaming of the Bloody Bridge
1:28:35 Imogen is alone
1:31:15 More Sam resolutions
1:36:55 Chetney’s new monocle
1:38:15 Orym goes to Nana Morri
1:41:50 Orym and Morrigan make a deal (arguably, because Laudna is undead, Orym is paid out)
1:49:35 BREAK STARTS
2:00:30 Art Montage
2:02:30 BREAK ENDS
2:03:35 The whole party makes deals
2:10:45 FCG eats some souls
2:12:10 Magic items that shrink
2:13:25 Fearne says goodbye to her parents
2:21:10 Back to Exandria
2:24:25 The slow voice is hot
2:28:50 3 heavy hitters
2:32:15 Qi Mendozi, Tofor Bretorus, and Earthbreaker Groon
2:33:25 Hot Boy Qi
2:36:35 War ten (Sam flask 3)
2:41:00 VM advice
2:44:25 The plan
2:54:15 Open the hole
2:57:00 Ruidus racism
3:00:15 Groon is so cool
3:03:35 Qi, Keykey, and we
3:06:55 Just the tip of the spear
3:07:50 Laudna and Keyleth
3:12:40 Magic conference call
3:15:10 Imogen and Kord
3:19:00 Magical words
3:20:25 Damn, nostalgic for Wind Walk
3:22:00 The illusory assault
3:31:50 A magical battle
3:34:25 Map out
3:35:50 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:40 Lie detector
0:04:55 Laura’s merch corner
0:06:40 Intro cinematic
0:08:30 EPISODE STARTS
0:11:05 Recap Ends
0:13:05 Drawing roles
0:17:15 Map out (suspicion begins)
0:21:15 Among Us Begins (if you feel like spoiling yourself, it’s at the end of this comment)
0:23:25 Looking for Michelle Branch (you could say, traitors are Everywhere)
0:29:40 Ashton’s plan makes too much sense
0:30:50 Laudna loves Imogen no matter what
0:32:20 Hidden camera show
0:33:40 Down where it’s wetter
0:34:45 Sam Reich has been here the whole time
0:37:45 They finally remember the Michelle Branch song
0:41:20 Laudna gets Pate suspicious (Travis smells lies)
0:44:25 It’s adorable that Orym would think Fearne remembers literally anything
0:46:50 Ashley is suspiciously eager (don’t look at her neck)
0:49:40 Travis sent Matt a pic
0:50:40 Hyper rage (Ashley can’t make eye contact)
0:56:45 Fearne isn’t suspicious at all
1:01:35 Kenny
1:10:35 Do you trust us?
1:13:30 Orym is the only one who remembers BH trivia
1:17:05 Flesh Cut Grass
1:18:55 Laura is just walking around because of peer pressure
1:23:15 FCG has no insight into Fearne
1:25:40 Aerial combat is cool
1:29:15 Marisha fully climbs on the table
1:30:45 Pate divebombs Chetney (OMG U GUYZ)
1:32:05 Callbacks (20 is a doppelganger roll)
1:34:00 Speak with Plants
1:35:20 Talking to a creepy plant (SHES GOINGTA SACRIFICE HERSELF)
1:42:25 Fearne is so innocent
1:44:05 Imogen and FCG do not trust each other
1:45:55 Say What You Wanna Say (Brave, Sara Bareilles)
1:47:45 FCG blood
1:49:25 Touch tips
1:50:40 Chetney is sus
1:55:05 Are you my Dad?
1:57:05 Is it you?
1:59:30 Liam texts his ex
2:02:40 Divination
2:03:50 Sam finally gets to say ‘Stop It’ (Orym’s scent)
2:05:15 Chetney absorbs the branch
2:08:15 ‘My Girl’ing Orym
2:10:20 They finally converge on the answer
2:13:00 FCG and Ashton orchestrated the whole thing
2:15:55 None of us will ever betray each other (holster the bees)
2:19:00 BREAK STARTS
2:30:40 Art Montage
2:32:40 BREAK ENDS
2:33:55 Learning a lot about communication
2:36:00 Cleaning Liam
2:40:10 Debating whether they should do the mission
2:45:55 Imogen ships Fearne and Ashton
2:48:05 Sorting items
2:54:00 In the garden
2:58:15 Fearne’s friends come to watch
3:00:00 Imogen and Ashton
3:04:00 Chetney keeps his tongs safe
3:05:30 Fearne powers up
3:16:40 FCG rages out
3:20:35 Should’ve given it to Ashton
3:25:30 FCG also ships Fearne and Ashton
3:28:40 Fearne took a total of 303 damage
3:30:55 InFearno
3:31:40 Battle begins
3:33:30 FCG is mean to Orym
3:34:35 Sam learns how his stuff works
3:36:20 FCG is fine now
3:38:05 FCG needs a smoke to calm down
3:40:35 This Girl is on Fire
3:41:15 Laudna ships Fearne and Ashton
3:42:25 Ashton watches the Land Before Time
3:43:50 Ashton’s new body
3:47:20 IHOBS
3:50:25 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:01:15 Congrats to Sam, Condolences to Matt
0:05:20 The Red Nose Day one-shot was great
0:06:45 Laura’s merch corner
0:11:25 Intro cinematic
0:13:10 EPISODE STARTS
0:16:10 Recap Ends
0:17:10 Don’t make a deal with the Morrigan
0:21:15 Chetney wants to be young again (Chetney through the ages)
0:24:30 Orym was doing a lot of push ups (Liam knows things about working out)
0:26:30 Ronin’s school calls into the show
0:29:05 Procedurally generated bedrooms
0:30:15 Birdie (and the Bronx door)
0:35:15 Fearne is good at stuff, she just often chooses not to help
0:37:35 Mr. Nesbitt (he’s a lot)
0:41:05 Fearne’s father
0:45:45 Athion Zathuda
0:55:05 The genetics make sense now
0:56:05 Orym and Ashton
1:04:45 Allura at the bar (I would love a series following Allura and Kima’s old adventuring party)
1:09:50 Imogen takes off her circlet
1:11:35 What Chetney is thinking
1:13:45 FCG and Morri had lots of team building ideas (communication, trust, and honesty)
1:17:20 Zapruder
1:19:10 Stepsisters (who might have to kill their parents)
1:20:05 Yodeling Ludinus
1:23:10 Morrigan spouts some archfey lore
1:27:55 Showing Morrigan the shard
1:37:35 Allura is always ready to throw down
1:40:50 Sam’s flask
1:46:15 How bad is Morri?
1:48:40 Laudna’s head is facing the wrong way
1:49:50 Morri lays out the rules
1:52:30 Honesty
1:56:40 BREAK STARTS
2:09:55 Art Montage
2:11:55 BREAK ENDS
2:18:35 Chetney provoked the leeches
2:19:55 Imogen doesn’t like Delilah watching
2:20:55 Oh no, Orym is sad (FCG drops some hard truth)
2:23:15 This game needs more paternity tests
2:24:35 Ashton’s truth
2:27:45 Fearne thinks they’ll fail, Chetney is afraid of obsolescence
2:31:35 FCG has the Dark Urge
2:33:05 Sometimes I fantasize about it all the time
2:37:10 Casting feather fall on Orym’s character arc
2:40:55 Fearne stares at them and touches them (not creep)
2:43:10 All of them could kill all of them
2:44:05 Orym has Batman’s contingencies
2:46:30 Doubting the Changebringer (Mario)
2:48:45 Orym misses Dorian (all in the bush)
2:49:45 Steering the mushroom to the bush
2:52:05 Pate does not have complex emotions
2:52:55 Ashton is self-loathing
2:54:00 Chetney’s full backstory
2:58:00 Lens of True Essence
3:00:55 Communication
3:03:15 Actual blindfolds
3:05:20 Map out
3:06:25 Chetney’s run
3:19:05 Matt increases the difficulty
3:20:40 Imogen’s run
3:30:05 Laura had Mister’s butt in her face the full time
3:31:50 Ashton’s run (so calming)
3:41:20 Ashton’s fall
3:46:35 Orym’s high stakes run
3:52:40 Scarf of Intrusive Intent
3:53:50 Trust
3:56:35 Doppelgangers
3:59:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:30 Sam is a dog
0:02:30 Everyone breaks
0:07:50 Circle of Tide and Pod
0:09:35 Laura’s merch corner
0:10:45 Intro cinematic
0:12:35 EPISODE STARTS
0:16:50 Recap Ends
0:24:40 Ashton’s thoughts
0:30:05 Ashton’s hairball
0:37:10 Ashton explains himself
0:42:55 Stop it
0:49:05 Fearne and Chetney
0:55:55 Fearne’s crush confession
0:57:20 Chetney’s speech
0:59:55 Breaking glass in the tunnels
1:01:20 Laudna by herself
1:05:25 Sam flask
1:09:40 Heading back with Orym
1:11:50 Rage room
1:13:40 Don’t leave
1:15:15 Bad influence on Gwen
1:17:45 Fearne at the Matron’s temple
1:21:55 Fearne offers her postcards (from the pouch)
1:23:40 Taliesin does a pretty good raven caw (in that it scares Laura)
1:24:15 A parable in 3 ravens
1:25:45 caw caw
1:26:20 Laudna escapes
1:28:50 Ashton hangs out with Percy
1:33:05 Chetney makes Gwen a punk
1:33:55 THE FUZZ! CHEESE IT!
1:36:50 Chetney can’t floss
1:38:10 Sometimes they are like this (Imogen and Allura)
1:45:20 Vision from the shard
1:51:00 Is Laudna safe?
1:52:20 Chetney goes off on Ashton
1:55:50 Laudna and Delilah
2:00:30 BREAK STARTS
2:18:55 Art Montage
2:20:55 BREAK ENDS (Fearne alone)
2:23:45 Laudna and Fearne don’t meet
2:24:45 Distant howl
2:25:45 Laudna goes home
2:30:20 Delilah does her best to manipulate Laudna
2:35:00 Wake ups
2:37:15 Stop it
2:38:15 Search party
2:42:30 Small miracles
2:43:30 PVP
2:45:25 Ashton hits for 2d6*12
2:47:50 FCG can sense the limp
2:48:30 Chetney and Ashton banged
2:49:25 Fearne gets ready
2:51:25 Got a runner
2:53:15 Laudna and Imogen
2:57:30 Orym has never been this quiet
3:02:45 Chetney doesn’t appreciate the doll’s craftmanship
3:05:25 Ashton by himself
3:07:15 Laudna gives Ashton his doll
3:11:05 Group hug
3:14:05 Allura is cool
3:16:35 Delightful disposition
3:19:05 Retreat activities
3:19:55 Fearne and Ashton
3:26:45 Adventurer skin Allura
3:28:40 They almost “Home Aloned” Orym
3:29:45 Canopy
3:31:50 Fearne’s mom
3:35:35 Vitoren
3:41:05 A scavenger hunt
3:42:05 Nana Mori can make a hyperbolic time chamber
3:44:45 Mori and Fearne
3:51:25 The Devil mark
3:55:30 Nana provides
3:59:10 Back to my stories
4:00:25 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:45 Sam is busy
0:02:40 Con saves
0:05:05 Laura’s merch corner
0:09:40 Preveres
0:11:30 What Doesn’t Break
0:13:00 Intro cinematic
0:14:45 EPISODE STARTS
0:16:25 Moon stuff
0:17:30 Recap Ends
0:21:15 Finding a room with furniture (Laura farts)
0:27:05 Laudna was doing Parasite for awhile
0:32:10 The train set goes into the Shadowfell
0:34:40 Fearne’s hooves aren’t sneaky
0:46:35 This family dynamic is a little toxic
0:49:20 Sam’s flask
0:56:45 Non-map combat
0:58:55 Battle begins
1:02:15 Wet and possessed
1:12:30 3 Delilahs
1:19:45 Sam vamps for time (New spell just dropped, 4DD8 lightning)
1:25:45 Delilah explains what is going on
1:28:05 Questioning Delilah
1:38:00 Delilah and Vecna are not as good as gods
1:40:10 Laudna’s Will
1:49:30 BREAK STARTS
2:01:30 Art Montage
2:03:25 BREAK ENDS (Scenelets & Sketches)
2:04:20 Chetney is closer to death (Orym and Fearne scenelet)
2:09:40 Orym has lots of hands
2:12:10 Chetney believes nothing (Chetney gives wood to Vex)
2:13:50 They fully vandalized the house
2:16:55 Marisha’s Vex impression
2:17:55 They decide to do a hot tub episode
2:19:05 What Chet is fighting for
2:22:45 Laura Bailey says “Thick Wood”
2:24:50 What Orym is fighting for
2:26:10 Orym ripped one
2:27:45 FCG gets a wok
2:29:55 Chetney canonically operates with no lube (fresh pow)
2:32:00 Whitestone sledding
2:37:40 Old man
2:41:45 Imogen’s Dawnfather faith experience
2:51:35 A GGG expansion (buncha narcs)
3:00:20 Slayer’s Take
3:04:50 Whitestone Clocktower (Ashton and Fearne are… stepsiblings?)
3:13:10 The DeRolo show
3:15:35 Orym undermines FCG
3:17:20 Distracted about baked goods
3:20:15 Percy has a plan
3:32:45 Hero’s feast pan
3:39:30 Discussing sucking a monster
3:43:15 A place of power
3:47:20 Chetney and FCG accompany Cassandra
3:48:55 Ashton is doubling up
3:51:15 The Absorption
3:57:10 Fromtheearthoftheearthtotheearth
3:58:55 Most of the team wants to help
4:08:15 It takes a whole minute
4:12:55 Ashton dies, and then un-dies
4:20:00 Divine Intervention
4:24:25 Last roll
4:26:10 New arm
4:29:50 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:30 Gimli voice
0:02:05 Virtual reality
0:04:15 Legolas voice
0:05:35 Meriadoc’s merch corner (Welcome to ligma nuts)
0:08:40 Body by Grog
0:09:10 Character intros
0:11:10 New Intro cinematic (Wow, that’s really great)
0:13:25 EPISODE STARTS
0:15:05 Gandalf’s mouth is drifting
0:16:50 Recap Ends
0:18:25 69
0:20:20 FCG and Chetney look a bit strange
0:24:30 Matt’s mouth is escaping again (Percy’s workshop)
0:30:55 Allura
0:38:15 Powerstills
0:42:30 Hats off
0:44:35 In the Middle (discussing the plan with Allura)
0:54:45 Increasing the 69
0:58:55 Travis knows to check with the wife
1:01:35 The fear that would take the heart of me (harness item description)
1:04:00 Sam flask
1:11:00 Ashton is a beacon
1:20:55 Gathering the heroes
1:24:55 Percy doesn’t know how old his kids are
1:26:50 Dancer and FCG
1:35:05 Percy and Allura
1:36:25 Pate acts natural
1:41:35 Chetney forgot Laudna’s backstory
1:46:50 BREAK STARTS
1:58:45 Art Montage
2:00:45 BREAK ENDS (the meeting)
2:08:55 Expendables
2:10:50 Percy’s accent and beard make him antisocial
2:15:45 Something emerges from Gimli’s beard
2:19:15 Fearne is probably not pregnant
2:24:15 Vilya
2:25:50 Hiding vestiges in the beard
2:29:00 Everyone has to say goodbye to each other
2:38:40 Looking for Whitestone Andy
2:43:05 Gwen
2:44:40 Height makes right
2:50:05 Lembas (traumatizing Gwen)
2:53:15 The witches chase Gwen
3:02:50 Nutella is canon
3:07:40 Vax statue (no audio guide)
3:10:25 Sam’s flask 2
3:12:40 They said the thing from the books
3:16:55 All gonna die
3:20:10 Getting in the sarcophagi
3:22:55 The vision
3:33:35 Dawnfather methodist
3:36:10 FCG’s prayer
3:43:05 The Changebringer hasn’t given FCG skin yet
3:47:55 Cat Stevens and ZZ
3:49:25 RP the crepe stand (Payback against Andy)
3:53:35 Confronting Andrew (Banishing Andy)
3:55:15 Andy is a common name
3:59:15 Marisha trips over the ending
4:00:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:45 Sam tries
0:05:00 Intro cinematic
0:06:50 EPISODE STARTS
0:09:10 Recap Ends
0:12:20 Falling up
0:14:25 Slipping on the ice
0:16:40 FCG has hydraulics
0:19:45 Slick (remembering Fearne is a druid)
0:21:25 Common misconception: bats have decent vision, they’re just live in the dark mostly
0:27:05 Getting caught while spelunking
0:30:45 Sam finds his teeth
0:34:25 Rearranging FCG (Team 1 descends)
0:40:00 Caves are uncomfortable
0:47:05 Pachinko
0:55:45 Fjord’s fire resistance ring
0:59:25 I’ve missed the Laudna messages
1:00:25 Make the hole as tight as possible
1:04:05 CR-Floor is Lava crossover episode
1:07:35 Laudna is mad
1:08:30 Waterslide is definitely the best way to do it
1:09:35 Team 2 descends
1:14:40 Doompa loompas
1:16:05 Sam flask
1:20:25 Into the lava chamber
1:24:05 Talking to the doompas
1:28:05 New elder
1:38:35 Ashton prepares to dive
1:42:25 Ashton goes under
1:47:35 Fearne goes under
1:54:35 Superheated Ashton
1:57:55 Oh no, guess they have to be drawn naked now
2:07:10 Forcing Chetney to do Grim Psychometry
2:12:20 Shake it like a baby (The power of Travis’s doubt)
2:15:05 Evil team
2:16:30 BREAK STARTS
2:26:20 Art Montage
2:28:20 BREAK ENDS (map out)
2:34:55 Battle begins
2:37:55 Lava dunking
2:47:00 Should we rescue Fearne?
2:55:55 No Take Backs cuts both ways
2:57:40 A de-escalation Reiloran
3:06:55 The Juggernaut
3:11:40 HDYWTDT (Orym wrecks shop)
3:20:10 A Marquesian standoff
3:21:20 Accidentally using your bonus action
3:25:35 Luda-nis
3:29:15 Pull range
3:42:40 Dropping a 9th level spell
3:44:15 This isn’t how counterspell works, but I hope it is for Ludinus, that’d be scary
3:47:10 Looks like it’s over
3:49:20 Spirit Halloween knockoff robe (Doompa Loompa, doompity doo)
3:55:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:25 Sweet Sam, Injury Attorney
0:02:10 Dentality
0:04:15 Sam has shark teeth
0:06:05 Laura’s merch corner
0:07:30 Big fan of Candela Obscura
0:08:55 Intro cinematic
0:10:40 EPISODE STARTS
0:13:05 Recap Ends
0:14:05 Chetney’s nature body
0:15:25 FCG watches the show
0:16:25 Fearne frog ferry
0:19:05 Hard to tell if Chetney is being enthusiastic
0:20:50 Imogen is a bug zapper
0:21:55 Fearne is accidentally good at surviving
0:23:05 Laudna talks to us (amulet translations)
0:37:55 Imogen’s back seat survival (Travel day 1)
0:39:25 Fording the river
0:42:15 Fishing minigame
0:43:50 Using pate as bait
0:48:45 Tight rope walking
0:53:05 Cute monster hippo (see below)
0:55:20 Talking to the rude hippo
0:59:05 From a distance
1:02:55 FCG can’t cook fish (To be fair, he’s using an EasyBake)
1:06:15 FCG smells down there
1:09:10 Mystery necrotic damage
1:14:30 Shadow Can
1:22:35 Incense and fish
1:28:50 Travel day 2
1:31:15 Sam flask
1:35:45 The hunting trap
1:44:35 Fresh Caught Bass
1:50:40 Don’t want to waste those high level spells (it’s all Ashton’s fault)
1:52:30 Getting ambushed
1:54:20 People in chat say the language is Japanese
1:56:15 BREAK STARTS
2:07:10 Art Montage
2:09:10 BREAK ENDS (talking to the ambushers)
2:19:55 We know how to get them back
2:25:35 Doing some anime voice acting
2:32:25 Wait, was the whole coin thing an accident? I thought that was the whole point
2:36:00 Bad smells down below (Chetney gets lost in Margaritaville)
2:40:55 The team Memento themselves
2:44:50 Shoebills can fly
2:46:55 The tree
2:57:40 Orym is lost
3:06:05 Activating the tree
3:10:50 Answers (Travis and Marisha get real hype about Calamity stuff)
3:16:05 This might be a character we know
3:17:45 Ashton has a really fun idea
3:20:05 Ashton peer pressures a tree
3:24:05 New quest drops
3:28:00 Your groups is so chaotic, it can kill Ludinus
3:39:55 They need to get going
3:40:50 Leaving a limited edition collectible
3:44:20 A review of the history
3:46:50 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:01:00 The helmets
0:05:45 Laura’s merch corner
0:06:45 Liam’s Comic Club
0:08:30 Intro cinematic
0:10:15 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:40 Recap Ends (Flat white with vanilla, please)
0:14:25 Laudna’s standup
0:15:40 Dirt wizard and 24 pack Beau
0:16:55 Censored secret dice (wow, off the rails early)
0:18:00 The perfect button on the bit
0:21:30 Sam blames the merch
0:25:45 Ashton pays a tattoo artist in exposure
0:31:05 Team tattoos
0:32:50 Boning (foreshadowing)
0:36:50 Nice means of production you have, shame if someone seized it
0:38:35 Self-actualized ghost pirates
0:40:30 Eating children’s souls
0:43:00 Kellen drops wisdom
0:46:20 Marisha needs a coffee
0:52:05 Name tags and tattoos
0:54:00 Live Mas
0:59:35 Scrying on Delilah in the tattoo parlor
1:05:30 Asking to get in the captain’s bed
1:08:50 Cyrillia has a thing for the captain
1:10:25 Tattooing FCG
1:14:50 Sleeping with the captain
1:20:25 Saying goodbye to Chad (asking the sword to choose)
1:22:15 Captain Little Spoon
1:26:50 Giving the warmth (by choice)
1:29:15 Captain left some ectoplasm on the floor
1:33:35 Jealous Cyrillia
1:35:50 Women supporting women
1:39:20 Orym got a forehead tattoo
1:40:40 Captain is creeping (work through the nausea)
1:44:45 Cyrillia needs some help
1:47:30 SUBLIME!
1:49:50 BREAK STARTS
2:02:35 Art Montage
2:04:35 BREAK ENDS
2:05:35 If I had a nickel for every time CR had people banging on a pirate ship…
2:07:00 Kate Winslet hand
2:09:05 Pleasantville (peg leg)
2:16:25 Lily livered livers
2:17:10 You can’t threaten me, I won’t spoil it
2:18:50 Caricature station
2:19:40 DJ FCG
2:20:40 It might get weird
2:23:45 The party begins
2:26:15 Kyle has his day in the sun
2:29:30 Getting on the dance floor
2:31:25 One last threat from the captain
2:34:25 The captain’s caricature
2:36:15 Cyrillia’s goodbye
2:38:40 Kalutha
2:42:25 Marisha got messed up by a sneeze
2:59:05 Climbing is hard
3:03:25 Giant insect snake worm (horn of silent alarm)
3:05:25 They have to fight a Sicilian
3:07:45 Silent transformation
3:08:50 Map out
3:12:15 Return of Sprinkle (battle begins)
3:14:10 Crew found the minis
3:19:10 Acid blood (Chetney didn’t die again)
3:22:35 Take on me (gross worm guts)
3:25:40 I love nature
3:35:50 Laura is having a hard time
3:38:40 Ashley forgets how dice work
3:40:10 John Woo Mister
3:43:05 Multicasts are the best in BG3
3:46:45 This is how we do it in Sicily
3:49:00 Sam is not allowed to roll Ashley’s dice
3:53:40 Manifest the 20
4:03:35 HDYWTDT
4:05:05 Keep your eyes open
4:12:15 Woesteel (a bunch of Shattered Teeth lore)
4:18:30 Raito charm
4:27:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:25 Mortal Kombat Quiz (Marisha is trying to cheat)
0:06:55 Laura’s merch corner
0:08:35 Intro cinematic
0:10:25 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:50 Recap Ends (compass copy)
0:14:25 Chetney talks about his beef serpent
0:17:05 FCG doesn’t know how compasses work (reading the map)
0:22:55 Imogen becomes her mom
0:26:25 The first interrogation
0:28:25 How long until… we strike?
0:31:55 Back to death
0:34:30 Second interrogation
0:38:10 Accidental question
0:39:30 Tell me the entrances… can you?
0:43:15 Skipping skulls
0:46:55 Summoning the ship
0:50:15 Matt can’t handle a crooked mic
0:53:20 Well that didn’t work (map out)
0:56:20 Sam’s flask
0:58:00 Battle begins
1:01:25 Ashton has a fun new ability
1:07:25 Slow motion shockwave
1:11:40 Travis still loves ship talk
1:15:30 Negating the crit
1:21:10 Turn Undead
1:28:45 Sam hurts himself
1:35:15 Orym gets roasted
1:45:40 Siri gets in the battle
1:47:30 The sniper hates FCG
1:50:45 Zombies in the hole
1:52:00 Halfling skeletons are creepy
1:58:50 Thanks Ashton, and nobody else
2:03:15 Serves you right
2:06:55 No blood
2:08:45 Laudna tries to make an undead friend
2:10:55 Taking his turn to continue the parley (Laudna fixes a different curse)
2:19:35 FCG down again (with a secret dice tower)
2:28:25 Showing off the blade
2:31:25 Getting psyched for the roll
2:32:25 Breaking up with a sword
2:33:25 BREAK STARTS
2:46:15 Art Montage
2:48:15 BREAK ENDS (Fearne learns about consequences)
2:52:45 Kyle kinda sucks though
2:56:20 Sam loves Matt’s whispers
2:59:10 Fear fight (Chetney can’t handle it)
3:00:45 Pirate backstory
3:07:50 Captain’s quarters (enunciation)
3:13:10 Incredible response time
3:15:40 FCG reveals he’s never actually been able to cast Identify (BG3 boots)
3:18:25 Negotiating for the fast boots
3:23:25 Ghosts don’t have maps
3:25:00 Ashton and the navigator
3:31:10 Sleep of the dead
3:35:55 Captain Buttonbeard
3:38:00 Shmal
3:39:20 Beads of Love
3:40:40 Kyle had a rough time
3:45:45 Odo
3:47:15 Explaining Rollies (game publishers)
3:49:30 Losing secrets to Rollies
3:50:40 The bug story is common to Imogen and Jester
3:52:35 Game design is an adaptive process
3:54:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 Two magic horses
0:05:25 Laura’s merch corner
0:07:45 Marisha is one with the beast
0:10:00 Intro cinematic
0:11:50 EPISODE STARTS
0:14:00 Recap Ends
0:18:05 Chetney is losing it
0:22:00 Dalen’s Closet
0:27:50 Orym loves having a Pate backpack
0:30:40 Cloud’katoa
0:39:00 Feetsies
0:42:50 Stinky horse costume
0:51:40 Team Dogfight
1:03:20 Designing a green house
1:08:05 Chetney does not snack on watch
1:09:05 Pate can’t whisper
1:12:20 Frog fairies
1:16:40 FCG makes friends
1:19:25 FCG’s human impression
1:22:35 Robosphincter
1:24:05 Talking to a frog fairy
1:28:00 FCG gets pooped on again
1:32:10 Chetney is getting close
1:34:30 Imogen pops a brain
1:38:20 Imogen gives Orym things to worry about
1:41:20 Chetney’s vision
1:45:05 Imogen wants everyone to poop on her
1:48:15 Lavender poop
1:49:30 Me loves the fire
1:50:15 The Rain Party
1:57:45 Hand signals
2:01:10 BREAK STARTS
2:13:40 Art Montage
2:15:40 BREAK ENDS
2:17:10 Map out
2:19:35 Battle begins
2:35:40 The power… to move you
2:43:35 Silvery Barbara Downs
2:49:15 Weather map
2:54:40 The dice lands dumb
2:55:50 Frog cabin
2:58:15 “We have a toad at home” The toad at home
3:02:40 Chetney is bleeding out
3:05:35 Ragdolling the mole monster
3:08:20 Jirana
3:13:25 Bary Manilow
3:17:55 I love Toriz so much
3:21:30 Jirana gives some background
3:27:50 Evon’travir
3:36:05 New map, hell yeah
3:38:30 Raft estimates (rule of thumb, to carry 500lb you need at least a 5,000lb raft)
3:40:40 Sam flask
3:47:40 Lost compass of the Dread Captain Novos
3:51:55 Chetney’s ghost ship vision
3:53:45 Ghost services
3:57:40 Rau’shan and Ka’mort
4:00:15 Reef moss balms
4:03:20 FCG gets some therapy
4:07:10 Getting stamina
4:12:30 The vomit comet
4:15:05 Ashton’s last question
4:17:35 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 FPS
0:03:55 Support creators
0:05:55 Queen by Midnight (Paypee)
0:07:20 Laura’s merch corner
0:08:35 Intro cinematic
0:10:25 EPISODE STARTS
0:13:25 Recap Ends
0:19:25 Vanessa Carlton works too
0:23:10 High lunch time
0:24:20 Insight the ball
0:27:20 Sam’s flask
0:28:05 Laudna message
0:38:20 Map out (double ad reads)
0:43:35 They spent too long planning the ambush
0:47:10 Battle begins
0:57:00 Schneak attack
1:00:15 Pay-pee
1:04:05 First strike with Graz’tchar
1:05:45 General Ratanish
1:07:55 The Second will protect Dancer
1:10:20 Maniac
1:17:50 Repair yard
1:27:35 Dancer’s P**sy heals Chetney
1:29:35 Spell snipper
1:35:55 Making my way
1:36:40 Thanks Keyleth
1:39:40 In BG3, when you get a little too clever with explosive barrels
1:41:10 Chetney Tatum
1:42:10 HDYWTDT
1:43:55 Watching dog videos mid-game (no judgement, been there)
1:48:45 Erupting Exandria
1:53:50 Taliesin finally has a good turn
1:58:50 Passing out 20’s (bullying the bike)
2:01:50 Chain reaction
2:03:35 Helpmehelpmehelpme
2:14:40 HDYWTDT
2:23:15 Fearne is weak as hell
2:27:05 BREAK STARTS
2:39:05 Art Montage
2:41:55 BREAK ENDS
2:47:20 Laura pitches the human clump
2:52:15 Prepping to kill Ratanash
2:53:35 Dancer gets ready to smash
2:56:50 Full round on Ratanash
3:01:45 Sam’s gas can, side two, Marisha is mad
3:02:50 HDYWTDT
3:06:55 Joe forgets how to do engineering speak
3:08:15 Verna the Viper and Lagomores
3:16:45 Chetney doesn’t usually insight things (like swords)
3:20:05 Bodies in the hole
3:26:35 Remembering their previous sets
3:32:40 Kimothee is a lovely 27-year-old French teenager
3:40:10 Percy is okay, and his wife is hot
3:47:50 The party gets corrupted by power in real time
3:54:10 Shady Sally
4:02:05 Ride or die
4:07:05 The All Minds Burn
4:15:35 Planting mushrooms on the moon
4:20:55 Imogen and Ashton
4:24:25 Mid-noon (abducted Imogen)
4:28:15 53
4:29:35 Kimothee gives an update
4:34:20 Shore Shrew
4:36:55 Shady Shally, Shore Shrew, Shattered Teeth
4:38:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 Nordo is hacking, and also turning into a horse
0:04:05 Bustin’
0:05:15 Candela C2
0:06:55 Cosplay and Stardew romances
0:07:45 Intro cinematic
0:09:35 EPISODE STARTS
0:11:30 Recap Ends (stop sneezing)
0:13:00 Charging the staff
0:15:25 MATT, STOP!
0:18:10 Manifesting a spa
0:22:40 Ashton has a panic attack
0:26:10 Ashton’s new fit
0:30:40 Orym does not have much smoke tolerance
0:33:50 Nel meets the team
0:35:25 FCG learns about Doty
0:38:40 Orym’s exploits
0:44:05 The cemetery of the Air Ashari
0:46:15 Catching up with Derrig and Will
0:53:05 Life is great
0:55:05 Team Glider is hyped (this is Episode 69 energy)
0:57:30 Skysailing is serious business (Laudna is on a cultural journey)
0:59:40 Laudna and Imogen are GF
1:02:20 The all-inclusive package
1:03:50 Callsigns
1:07:45 Laudna drops in
1:10:25 Chetney gets in the air
1:11:55 Dog fighting
1:14:55 Chetney takes a dive
1:16:30 Bees in his face
1:18:50 Chetney has been crop dusting the whole time
1:22:30 Ashton saw the whole thing
1:25:40 Chetney has gone into a zone of danger (hitting a cuckoo)
1:27:35 Orym is so proud
1:29:45 Painting Zephrah red
1:34:00 Orym’s new fit
1:36:40 Airy Eyrie
1:41:00 It’s easy to make a still, it’s hard to make a good still
1:42:35 Slow brownies
1:46:00 Automatons
1:50:30 Ashton is Team Titan (specifically Terra)
1:54:35 Checking for Delilah
1:55:35 Imogen and Laudna
2:00:05 Yelling at the gods
2:01:45 Sam’s flask
2:03:30 Delilah
2:04:40 BREAK STARTS
2:14:50 Art Montage
2:16:50 BREAK ENDS
2:17:40 Get tetted
2:18:50 Fearne is really buying into the smoking
2:19:40 Graz’tchar, the known demonic deceiver, deceives Chetney
2:22:30 Orym’s new art
2:23:25 Ashton’s new art
2:24:15 Party at Orym’s place
2:26:15 Fearne has seen Big D
2:28:25 Scrying on Dancer
2:33:00 Insight check
2:34:05 Message the stinky wizard
2:40:05 Seeing Keyleth
2:48:20 Graztchar will kill the party
2:52:45 Team player
2:54:25 Drugging the Tempest
2:55:25 Chetney is so cool
2:58:40 Chetney came from holding hands with Keyleth (Sam’s shirt)
2:59:40 Sam rolls a 1 out of 100
3:07:20 Keyleth’s friend once tried to buy drugs in a casino
3:08:50 Chetney is not hiding his corruption well
3:13:00 Overcomplicating the operation
3:17:00 The second
3:19:30 Crazy
3:26:05 The second cumming
3:31:25 It’s a metaphor
3:32:05 Kimothee Chalamet
3:34:05 Pate gets what he deserves
3:36:15 The boss fight begins
3:39:20 The second health bar (eat it)
3:42:10 Third health bar
3:43:40 FCG just seems like he sucks (actually learning stuff about the bird)
3:47:05 RAW, she wouldn’t be destroyed, she’d just turn
3:49:10 Overcummed
3:52:45 Thicc tree boi
3:57:40 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:01:25 Sam is pursued by bear
0:04:10 Laura’s merch corner
0:06:45 2 season 2s
0:09:00 Intro cinematic
0:10:50 EPISODE STARTS
0:13:50 Recap Ends
0:15:00 Graz’tchar (it’s in the Tal’dorei campaign guide)
0:17:35 Saxophone riff
0:24:30 The sword tells its history
0:26:45 Legend lore
0:28:15 Sam cannot resist trolling, even if it destroys the campaign (which this sword absolutely can)
0:31:25 Chetney would fall for a scam
0:33:35 Laudna is not strong enough for the sword (Sam’s flask)
0:36:00 Life’s too short to not use cursed swords
0:40:45 Dream
0:48:55 Commune (in plank position)
0:53:40 Laudna sleeps with eyes open
0:55:20 Chet rolls for death
0:58:40 Old Lice
1:03:55 Sir Chad
1:06:20 Mispronouncing something in your mind
1:10:30 Hole dynamics
1:14:25 Fearne and Chetney don’t actually have sex
1:19:15 Nel
1:22:05 Healing Keyleth
1:33:05 Orym is celebrated
1:35:45 Orym speaks
1:38:15 Taking Fearne’s finger
1:40:00 BREAK STARTS
1:51:45 Art Montage
1:53:45 BREAK ENDS
1:55:10 Keyleth gives an update on everything
2:00:25 Telling Keyleth about Vax
2:04:55 Telling Keyleth about the champion of Asmodeus (I’d like to think she’s thinking of Clarota)
2:07:00 Aliens
2:09:15 Showing off the Crimson Shade
2:12:55 Talking to the shade
2:19:35 Keyleth has nice wood
2:23:30 Keyleth’s advice for heroes (I think she implies VM knows M9)
2:30:40 The Hishari
2:33:55 Ashton is titan-blooded
2:39:00 Evontra’vir
2:42:20 Laudna takes weird notes
2:53:15 Keyleth talks about an offscreen adventure
2:57:30 Showing the harness
3:01:15 Studio is haunted
3:17:15 Scrying on D
3:23:45 Scrying on Dancer
3:27:20 Divination to choose between Dancer and D
3:29:45 Casting again
3:32:55 Casting one more time
3:35:55 Keyleth would take the goldfish story to her grave
3:37:45 Keyleth does a wrap up
3:42:25 Savior blade
3:48:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:40 Sam calls the cast out
0:01:15 BTS documentary
0:04:25 BG3 is pretty good
0:06:05 Laura’s merch corner
0:08:30 Marisha tries to announce stuff
0:11:15 Intro cinematic
0:13:05 EPISODE STARTS
0:15:20 Recap Ends
0:16:00 FCG and Orym (gooch poppies)
0:19:10 Chetney the beat poet
0:20:35 Laudna and Imogen are totally normal
0:25:25 Hard undecided
0:26:05 Let’s talk about Ashton’s whole deal
0:36:10 Surrounded by monsters (FCG fart)
0:42:45 Pate is shrinking (giving him eyes)
0:47:45 Someone stole the spyglass (petty non-guidance)
0:53:10 Butt-ercups
0:54:55 Getting torn by demons
0:57:30 Anti-bird guardians
1:00:00 Your face is an object you carry
1:06:45 Sam flask
1:08:25 Sam clarifies
1:11:05 Hurts so good
1:14:00 HDYWTDT
1:15:10 Travis has too many voices
1:22:15 The Iridon Bastion
1:25:00 Panty petunias (and others)
1:27:00 Fearne never stops acting
1:37:05 Map out
1:40:05 Shadow cant
1:47:55 Demon slayer
1:50:20 Boom boom
1:54:55 Leaping into action
2:01:05 Mime
2:04:15 Don’t forget to set the cup down
2:05:00 BREAK STARTS
2:15:20 Art Montage
2:17:20 BREAK ENDS
2:19:00 Battle begins
2:23:05 Laudna fingers the keyhole
2:25:05 Cool devil mini
2:41:20 It’s a nalfeshnee
2:48:30 Pop the lock
2:50:55 Orym does his aramente
2:57:20 John Poo
3:05:40 Doyour Part
3:14:00 Chetney overstepped
3:18:25 Losing the cool sword
3:21:55 Do you trust me?
3:29:10 Radiant snot
3:44:45 Trying to plan in whispers
3:57:35 Unending belief in the Changebringer
4:06:30 Travis gets another talking sword
4:11:55 Making an escape
4:16:40 HDYWTDT
4:19:50 Not sure if this is new Chetney art, but it’s great art
4:23:55 Tevan Klask
4:28:25 Matt knows the power of a tall guy with a vague accent, this is unfair
4:30:15 Fearne makes a pact
4:33:10 Everyone goes to Fearne and say “that was weird”
4:35:45 Baern says what actually happened
4:39:25 Another round of flower names
4:42:50 The funeral rites of the Platinum Dragon
4:47:15 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:01:35 Sam’s Broadway debut (the game trailer at the break is incredible)
0:04:35 Candela announcement
0:07:50 Intro cinematic
0:09:40 EPISODE STARTS
0:11:45 Recap Ends
0:13:50 New Laudna art
0:17:00 Orym’s sister, Maeve
0:25:00 Orym is the V tip (family dynamics)
0:26:50 Life with Derrig
0:29:25 Scuffy
0:32:35 Leeta
0:38:15 Tapestries with C1 spoilers
0:40:00 Keyleth
0:43:40 Quest for the Blue Gooch Bloom
0:50:15 Orym and Keyleth
1:04:25 Chetney is always hustling
1:06:40 Keyleth, on the Gods
1:08:15 The Ascension and the Sealing
1:11:10 The airship kinda worked
1:17:25 Thollo talks about the Grey Valley
1:19:00 Chetney is so well travelled
1:21:00 The Hishari
1:26:35 Orym’s mom
1:29:05 Chetney will bang Orym’s mom
1:31:20 Fearne will not steal from a single mother
1:32:05 FCG’s wheel
1:36:15 Orym as a kid
1:38:00 Orym’s baby booties
1:39:40 Charging Marisha up
1:42:05 C. Pop Toys
1:44:50 Is Chetney Orym’s Dad? (Lowkey, I genuinely think Chet is Scanlan’s dad or grandpa)
1:47:15 Troth
1:51:10 Fanny Zed
1:55:05 Zephrah is super horny
1:56:00 Pate in the sky
2:03:05 Perennum flower
2:04:15 BREAK STARTS
2:15:55 Art Montage
2:17:55 BREAK ENDS
2:23:40 Those penny roller things are cool
2:25:10 Auto-auguric asphyxiation
2:33:40 Imogen’s guidance
2:39:20 New Bag of Holding
2:42:05 Performative clericing (Pate fails his job)
2:49:00 Laudna’s greatest creation
2:49:45 Pate tattoo
2:51:25 Pate is colorblind
3:01:15 FCG moves stealthily
3:05:10 Pate is not as helpful as hoped
3:08:45 Pate makes Chetney’s accent drift
3:10:35 “Are you all just watching this?” is death
3:15:10 Chetney books it
3:16:25 Map out
3:19:15 Battle begins
3:23:25 Chetney being dragged
3:26:15 Sam’s flask reveal
3:40:05 Hurts so good
3:44:00 Stop it
3:45:45 Hound of Ill Omen
3:50:35 Erratic defense
3:59:05 Spiritual chainsaw
4:05:50 He’s right behind me, isn’t he
4:19:00 Sam’s third shirt
4:22:05 Mister brings the heat
4:25:05 HDYWTDT PSA
4:27:30 Laudna is using Delilah’s wolves
4:34:45 HDYWTDT
4:43:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:25 Sam and Matt have an act off
0:04:20 Laura’s merch corner
0:07:45 Constitution
0:10:10 Intro cinematic
0:11:55 EPISODE STARTS
0:13:10 Recap Ends (Letters looks different)
0:14:50 Team Othanzia is mad at Team Wildemount
0:21:15 Chetney offers the D to any takers
0:23:10 Yes and
0:29:55 An incredibly thin staff
0:31:20 Cleaning the staff
0:32:25 Recapping the discoveries
0:45:35 FCG and Ashton head to Milo’s
0:48:40 Milo might have forgotten their meds
0:51:45 Ashton arranges an upgrade
0:55:15 Ashton’s new groove
1:02:35 Sam unveils the flask (Imogen and Laudna’s trip)
1:05:05 Zhudanna is great
1:09:55 Imogen and Laudna talk
1:11:10 Imogen and Laudna are just two gals being pals
1:19:55 Ludinus
1:24:20 Laudna gets a redesign
1:29:35 Fearne, Chetney, and Orym
1:32:05 Talking to Ajit
1:35:35 J’mon
1:41:00 Wizkids
1:43:15 Daramon
1:49:15 Day by day
1:51:30 Following Chetney’s nose
1:57:00 Hunter: The Reckoning
1:58:40 BREAK STARTS
2:08:15 Art Montage
2:10:10 BREAK ENDS
2:11:05 Fearne goes in hard
2:13:05 Map out (insides of houses)
2:15:15 Battle begins
2:22:45 One last kiss
2:28:55 Reverse donkey
2:33:50 Tuyen’s regards (the shopkeeper Chetney attacked)
2:38:30 Chetney maybe deserved it
2:43:20 Hanging out in the temple
2:53:00 Fearne notes
2:55:30 Drinking the holy water, but in a weird way
3:00:45 The vision
3:05:05 Chetney skitches on Fearne’s skirt
3:06:35 Pate knows
3:08:35 FCG’s baked goods
3:09:55 Recapping the day’s adventures
3:17:00 Yet another god talk
3:29:40 Harnessing
3:32:00 Scrying attempts
3:42:45 Blue marble (frisbee)
3:46:50 No Ruidus tingles
3:50:20 The new hammer
3:53:25 Messages
3:57:25 Fearne’s Ira scry
4:04:35 Zephrah
4:07:05 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:25 Sam Talk
0:02:55 The Sam banner stays up
0:05:00 Laura’s merch corner
0:06:20 Intro cinematic
0:08:10 EPISODE STARTS
0:09:25 Recap Ends, mishaps begin
0:14:10 FRIDA needs a reset
0:15:50 Imogen missed
0:24:15 Laura needs some help right now
0:29:45 FRIDA has telepathy (Imogen’s woohoo)
0:32:20 15 is not bad
0:34:10 FCG begins freaking out
0:36:40 The stranger
0:39:45 FCG gives tongue
0:44:00 Deanna gives tough love
0:46:15 Does FCG dream of electric sheep?
0:51:55 Imogen tries again
0:58:25 Scrying on Laudna
1:02:20 Nice
1:04:00 Diorama
1:08:05 Pretty
1:10:45 Fixing Pretty’s PJ’s
1:13:20 Have you seen Ludinus?
1:25:50 Fearne is a tanuki
1:28:10 Chetney was freaking out
1:30:50 Sam unveils a shirt
1:33:35 Matt does Strong Bad again
1:39:05 Laura is in a rough place
1:40:40 Chatting up soldiers
1:44:20 Cute dog at the restaurant
1:48:35 FCG is jealous
1:50:05 BREAK STARTS
1:59:00 Art Montage
2:00:55 BREAK ENDS, secondary recap
2:02:05 Second recap ends
2:03:25 Prism is caked up, canon
2:09:10 Prism can’t lie without smiling
2:10:30 Prism’s abs (this is the most NADDpod choice Emily has made)
2:12:20 Learning a spell while teleporting
2:18:50 Para-scry relationship
2:19:45 Harassing a random courier
2:27:10 Marisha is suspicious of mail
2:32:10 Night of Ascension
2:37:00 The groups unite
2:40:55 Fearne confirms the threeway (One Punch Grimpoppy)
2:44:10 Serving Bundt
2:48:10 Serving hunt
2:53:45 Yes Prism, there is a Santa Claus
2:57:00 Running through Wildemount team’s adventure
3:00:10 Laudna is in no place to body shame
3:01:40 Commune chimes
3:07:15 Prism’s book burglary (tome taker, scroll scrounger, library lifter, page purloiner)
3:14:55 FCG meets Mother
3:18:55 Vasselheim seal
3:21:10 Meeting Dynios
3:24:05 Things need life to live
3:25:55 Team Othanzia also had a threeway
3:29:05 Scrying on Keyleth
3:38:35 I regret missing that hill fight
3:42:10 Matt refuses to name trees
3:46:55 FRIDA and FCG must part (for scheduling reasons
3:51:20 Clarifying whether Prism is good
3:53:25 Prism likes Orym best (good choice)
3:55:00 FCG smokes
3:57:00 Everyone talks telepathic now
3:58:05 FCG looks so cool (Emily leaves the party with a new gimmick for Sam)
3:59:05 Fearne collects body parts recreationally
4:00:25 A hat on a hat
4:01:40 Emily has some practice with southern accents for DnD characters
4:02:25 FCG is immune to cancer
4:04:45 Emily does not want the bundt
4:05:35 Many goodbyes
4:10:25 Big Orym
4:16:05 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 Old Spice and Witcher teamup
0:04:40 Intro cinematic
0:06:30 EPISODE STARTS (scallywags)
0:08:45 Recap Ends
0:09:35 Evithorir
0:15:45 Squatter’s rights
0:21:05 Map out
0:22:00 This battle is for Marisha specifically
0:24:55 Battle begins
0:25:50 Take on Me
0:34:25 Wizkids are rules lawyers
0:36:15 The Two Crew invades Exandria
0:48:25 Cracking the whip
0:57:10 Cloudkill counterspell
0:59:00 For Madrid
1:01:10 Telling Orym how to do his job
1:02:15 I don’t like it
1:08:10 Deni$e rolls her ankle again
1:09:55 Deni$e is distracted by Dariax
1:13:00 Jersey Security
1:15:15 Emily overloads on strategy
1:17:05 Giving Ashton a body
1:21:35 Counter counter spell
1:27:15 Dragging the body
1:33:00 Dynios is flirting
1:43:25 HDYWTDT
1:48:25 Lore stuff
1:53:05 Hishari lore
2:01:40 BREAK STARTS
2:10:30 Art Montage
2:12:30 BREAK ENDS
2:13:50 Back cracks
2:20:35 One broken bed
2:21:45 Deni$e makes a move on Bordor
2:24:05 Bordor begins telling the truth maybe
2:28:25 Bordor gets his book out and reads his story
2:32:50 Bordor makes his play
2:36:15 Big reveal
2:38:00 In closing, I kill you all
2:40:55 Prism dreamed the notes app
2:47:00 Everyone is just going to beat up Bordor
2:49:05 Learning about polymorph
2:51:00 Kill me as a spider
2:52:00 Long Laudna goes for the kill
2:57:35 Prism feels betrayed
3:01:20 And there’s the break
3:02:00 Laudna makes her choice
3:04:10 HDYWTDT
3:10:15 Didn’t get to use the poison dagger
3:11:20 Bordor was loaded up
3:15:15 Deni$e and Prism
3:20:25 Prism and Laudna
3:27:00 Orym takes a wider view
3:29:00 Bordor’s family photo
3:32:15 Prism checks Dynios out (Prism and Ashton)
3:38:35 Trees need cities to live
3:41:20 Pootie Tang
3:45:45 Real friends
3:47:05 Dividing the spoils
3:50:40 Dealer’s choice
3:52:15 The canary
3:55:35 Scrying on Imogen
3:59:50 Gliding into Jrusar
4:01:05 Bordor’s final words
4:01:55 Saying goodbye to the guests
4:05:05 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:45 Meme formats
0:03:40 Liam’s merch corner
0:05:25 Midst is very good, not sure that episode 12 is really an ideal first episode
0:07:00 OMG u guys
0:08:10 Intro cinematic
0:09:55 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:05 Recap Ends
0:13:20 Our cougar
0:16:45 Talking about demon summoning
0:20:00 Anxiety is confidence without the breath
0:21:00 Silvery barbs
0:24:05 Travel day 1
0:25:20 Are you pooping? (this is a Chekhov’s gun situation. When will Laudna poop?)
0:26:20 The familiars hang out
0:29:45 Matt becomes a cat
0:31:20 Narrowly avoiding disaster (Deni$e tricks a rabbit)
0:33:50 Ashton and Orym
0:38:10 Not to big of a lift
0:39:25 Fruit rollups
0:44:50 Am I missing an eyebrow?
0:49:45 Making a training dummy
0:55:15 Calm Ashton (mage Xanax)
0:58:35 Jennifer Cougage (bunny pillow)
1:02:50 Travel Day 2 (the crater)
1:08:00 Orym and Pate have a good relationship
1:13:30 Alien corpse
1:17:10 Prism ices out Dynios
1:19:25 Stone selfie
1:21:55 Dynios instructs Prism to be a girlboss
1:23:30 Prism’s smoke backstory
1:28:35 Laudna ate someone
1:31:50 Prism excuses herself
1:40:40 Prism scritches Orym
1:41:40 Travel Day 3 (not Thatcher)
1:43:05 Cleave out (almost sneeze)
1:43:50 Ashton and Prism
1:45:50 Laudna and Bordor
1:55:35 Scrying on Bordor’s brother
2:00:45 Who is Matthew
2:03:35 Bordor fails at fishing
2:04:55 Large fish
2:06:35 The nightly discussion of whether they should be heroes or not
2:19:35 Prism snores like a muppet
2:20:40 Bordor smokes
2:23:30 Always farting
2:24:30 Orym and the Wildmother
2:26:20 BREAK STARTS
2:34:55 Art Montage
2:36:55 BREAK ENDS
2:37:25 Deni$e is not able to secretly do a thing
2:39:15 Changing passwords
2:41:05 Travel day 4
2:43:15 Meryl and Charlize (the classic cliff challenge)
2:46:35 Orym rides Mother
2:51:25 Jumping off of a cliff… again
2:56:15 Always check the waterfall
3:01:05 Pate is not being helpful
3:04:50 Dream journal
3:08:05 The hill breaths
3:14:10 Shivering quiff
3:18:45 Get all the cougar names out, quick
3:30:15 A friendly greeting
3:32:05 Prism knows feet
3:32:55 Deni$e tries to dox Bordor
3:36:40 The obelisk
3:43:25 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 Matt’s Twitter got hacked and someone tried to sell Macbooks
0:03:45 Mac to you
0:04:40 I checked, Candela Obscura is not on PH
0:05:25 Laura’s merch corner (3 bear, 2 moon)
0:07:25 Intro cinematic
0:09:10 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:30 Recap Ends (Prism prepares to scramble)
0:14:50 Battle begins
0:23:30 Not the bees
0:26:05 Probably sticking with Abbadena for now
0:32:00 Dynios is daddy
0:34:10 Rolling into the hit
0:36:45 Prism is about to be in the stink
0:43:20 Dawn Daddy
0:53:00 Armor full of blood
0:56:20 Deni$e can’t curse this guy out
1:07:05 The tryst is over
1:09:50 The laxative hits
1:13:25 A little bit spills out
1:17:20 HDYWTDT
1:23:55 Orym protects Prism
1:28:05 A better timeline
1:29:55 Laudna is having a bad one
1:35:45 To be fair, would not have clocked Abbadina as more merciful than the party
1:39:10 Pink eye battle
1:40:45 Then the angel shows up
1:46:00 Barlgura
1:51:50 What’s that smell?
2:09:35 Deni$e does not get help (Abaddina now has regrets)
2:18:35 leash of blood
2:21:45 The ‘up,up,up’ meant something
2:28:00 HDYWTDT
2:31:00 BREAK STARTS
2:39:20 Art Montage
2:41:20 BREAK ENDS (Orym mounts up)
2:44:55 Fastball special
2:56:55 Hyping up the demon
3:04:00 Matt is rapping
3:06:05 Bordor touches an angel
3:07:45 HDYWTDT
3:09:20 The demon is less compliant
3:11:05 Wrapping up the temple
3:23:00 Don’t give away money
3:25:10 The dealing with the survivors
3:28:15 Parallel with Keyleth to Kima in early campaign 1
3:33:30 Borgor is bummed about the angel
3:36:10 Going behind a tree
3:40:15 Orym and Laudna
3:45:50 Roll for jerky
3:52:40 An eidolon from eyeliner
3:59:15 Tucking Abbadina in (Ashton and Laudna)
4:02:45 Arcade tokens
4:04:30 Winnie the Poohing it
4:06:05 Bordor and Orym
4:11:15 They never washed their hands
4:15:50 Not the kind of magic you learn in ivory towers
4:23:20 The scry
4:34:10 Enough laxative for everyone in Vasselheim
4:35:40 Dariax scry
4:41:30 Scrying on Bordor’s ‘home’
4:44:05 Bordor got a ring cam for some random house
4:46:30 Mother is GPS tethered
4:52:40 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 Nathaniel Twenty pushes through an ad
0:05:25 Laura’s merch corner
0:07:20 Intro cinematic
0:09:10 EPISODE STARTS
0:11:10 Recap Ends
0:12:10 Inventing the floating hole
0:13:50 Finding the nail
0:18:25 Dariax hair
0:20:55 I don’t like it
0:26:35 Marisha’s fan
0:28:15 Shipping Pate and Mother
0:29:20 Travel day 1
0:36:10 Bor’dor is really smart
0:39:40 Prism is turned on by arcane magic
0:44:05 Milk the cow
0:47:30 Prism is ready to pass out surveys
0:52:10 Hender
0:56:25 Doubling back for jerky
1:00:00 Collecting the tooth
1:03:50 Twin Peaks
1:08:15 Styling Laudna
1:09:55 Prolapse
1:11:45 Bor’dor can’t read (Proleff)
1:20:00 Loam and the Leaf
1:29:50 A rap competition
1:32:35 Prism was almost dodgy
1:35:30 Proleff needs a hair cut
1:36:55 Massive Laxative
1:40:15 Laudna is coming after maypoles
1:43:25 I hear some Wizards will send Pinkertons after people who violate copyright
1:45:00 Cerberus assembly cards
1:48:00 Two unknown gods: Cheech and Chong
1:53:20 Abaddina
1:58:45 BREAK STARTS
2:06:35 Art Montage
2:08:45 BREAK ENDS
2:12:55 Prism really wants the Scry spell
2:22:25 Bordor misreads the situation
2:25:05 Talking about killing the gods, even if it destroys everything else
2:39:05 Abadinna can scry
2:41:25 Loose directions (figuring out travel teams)
2:48:25 The meeting
2:54:00 And then it gets pretty bad
3:02:40 Coming out of invisibility
3:06:50 Missionary operation
3:11:45 The ghost is very visible
3:20:05 Chad is not a good fighter
3:22:20 Orym curses for the first time
3:30:15 Borgor offers a joint
3:31:40 Strong Bad at the temple
3:37:35 Strong Bad gets his cold one
3:41:40 Chad can be a sacrifice
3:53:45 The Flameguide (and Orym’s speech)
4:00:25 That’s unfortunate
4:04:20 Demon is coming (guards out of commission soon)
4:08:25 Map out
4:10:45 Second map out
4:13:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 Tears of the Kingdom
0:03:35 Sam is a distraction
0:06:20 Intro cinematic
0:08:05 EPISODE STARTS
0:10:55 Recap Ends
0:20:05 Orym checks his burner phones
0:24:55 Pate is back
0:34:45 Sloughing off
0:38:05 Aimee Carrero
0:39:05 Mona (Real Housewives of Tal’dorei)
0:41:55 Mona meets some really weird people
0:53:15 Nalewka
1:00:15 Hey Matt, what time is it?
1:04:10 Pate meets Mona
1:11:40 Laudna is making friends
1:13:20 Mona is actually from New Zealand
1:16:40 Pate pride
1:20:45 Utkarsh Ambudkar
1:24:55 Bor’dor
1:26:25 Going loco
1:32:35 Checking notes
1:35:25 Beer can
1:38:15 They forgot to clean the pantry
1:43:30 Emily Axford
1:44:30 Prism
1:46:55 Deni$e
1:47:50 Dynios
1:52:45 Any other guests?
1:54:55 Prism does her intro
1:56:20 Fun facts (this whole sequence is why Emily is my favorite)
2:01:35 Prism meets Pate (Pate can’t bust, canon)
2:02:50 The survey
2:05:15 Form of Dread (Bor’dor can’t handle it)
2:07:25 BREAK STARTS
2:18:00 Art Montage
2:20:00 BREAK ENDS
2:22:15 Map out
2:23:20 Sam Riegel appears
2:25:45 Battle begins
2:31:25 Getting back at Bor’dor
2:36:10 Seymour
2:41:50 Prism wrecks shop (this is the other reason Emily is my favorite)
2:44:25 HDYWTDT
2:46:05 Explaining the zinger
2:48:20 It gets better (two pyramids)
2:52:15 Laudna sacrifices the reindeer
3:01:35 Stand up, even when demoralized
3:05:30 Dynios rescues Orym
3:07:00 With context, the line is funnier
3:09:35 Bor’dor is doing his best
3:12:35 HDYWTDT
3:13:55 One corpse to another
3:18:45 HDYWTDT (Bad Boy)
3:23:05 Mother
3:24:40 Pate is abrasive
3:27:45 How does hearing help with the sheep
3:29:55 Making a decoy (can’t wait until campaign 4, when they find it)
3:38:05 The address is written on his sack
3:40:30 Camp of Presidents
3:41:15 Bor’dor and Prism
3:42:45 Emily’s character promotes smoking… again
3:47:05 Ashton and Laudna
3:51:15 Find the reindeer
3:52:05 Orym and Deni$e (and Dariax)
4:02:55 Issylra
4:05:25 Recreating the reindeer (imaginary imaginary horse)
4:09:55 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:40 Kirby died years ago
0:04:30 Candela Obscura
0:06:45 Intro cinematic
0:08:35 EPISODE STARTS
0:10:25 Recap Ends, Map out
0:12:45 Battle begins
0:19:00 Friendship ended with Fearne, Chetney is my new best friend
0:20:40 A moist enemy
0:23:15 Imogen can’t jump
0:30:20 Thanks Imogen
0:31:40 Hold onto your butts
0:41:45 Pumping the bolt thrower
0:44:45 Safeword
0:51:20 A message about period hygiene
0:59:10 Damn, FRIDA is smooth
1:02:45 FCG doesn’t last long
1:10:05 Laura does sound effects
1:12:10 Imogen is now Fearne
1:14:10 Sam’s flask
1:15:05 HDYWTDT
1:21:20 Chetney burns for love
1:39:05 Molaesmyr is lit
1:41:25 Watching a brick
1:45:25 The Wolf King mini
1:45:50 BREAK STARTS
1:54:25 Art Montage
1:56:20 BREAK ENDS
2:01:10 FCG gets exploded
2:06:20 National Treasure the notes
2:08:55 A solid piece of wood
2:10:00 Matt has to avoid saying strap on
2:15:55 The Ludinus’ notes
2:22:00 Gargamel is eating the smurfs
2:30:30 Printing the notes
2:35:00 Lore over, they try to plan until about 2:52:10
2:38:35 Beau, Caleb, and Vax
2:42:00 Uthodurn are scrubs
2:50:10 The Aeormatons share hoodies
2:52:10 Into FRIDA’s mind
3:05:45 Who can read the language
3:16:00 Laerryn is real boring
3:17:50 FRIDA’s gift
3:22:45 Chetney and Deanna
3:24:25 Deanna’s gift
3:26:00 Deanna’s second gift
3:27:20 Putting the Roleplay in ttrpg
3:30:40 Werefawn
3:31:40 Chetney survives the night
3:36:40 Commune
3:41:40 Changebringer gets in FCG’s face
3:44:05 Pelor comes for Deanna
3:49:55 A stuff doing coin
3:56:05 Chetney made the chair (RTA)
3:59:50 She donna remember
4:04:05 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 A very timely Fred Schneider homage
0:02:35 Laura’s merch corner
0:05:10 Intro cinematic
0:06:55 EPISODE STARTS
0:09:00 Recap Ends
0:13:00 Would not have guessed that Travis was a OotM kid, I was Destination Imagination myself
0:16:55 Mind giggles
0:20:55 Round here
0:27:45 Having origins in the trees
0:31:10 Everyone knows druids are bad at Nature
0:33:40 Nothing is worse than killing Jerry (Sam’s flask)
0:39:30 Chetney fights back a sneeze
0:41:55 A town for elves
0:47:20 Tiny FRIDA’s
0:52:55 Map out
0:55:45 Battle begins (Superman and Lois)
1:06:20 Chetney becomes an influencer
1:16:15 Travis cannot actually do a teen girl impression (worst cleric)
1:21:10 Travis is yaasified
1:26:45 Sam rolls sus
1:37:50 Fearne finds her power
1:38:35 HDYWTDT (a truly poggers kill)
1:58:35 BREAK STARTS
2:09:10 Art Montage
2:11:10 BREAK ENDS
2:12:05 Get flipped
2:16:05 Talking FCG through emotions
2:25:15 Wolf legs running
2:30:50 Donald Ducking
2:36:50 Wolf Hydra
2:45:15 Hot young Chetney
2:50:10 This animal has incredible GI issues
2:55:10 FRIDA cares about everyone
3:02:10 Vibe check
3:09:00 Chetney is making moves
3:19:30 Laeryn gets name dropped
3:29:00 Fickle Care Giver
3:36:00 Should’ve put some magic in the door
3:37:15 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:40 Sam Riegel: Mind Freak
0:03:35 Laura’s merch corner
0:05:40 Someone with teeth like that must know about food
0:09:25 Intro cinematic
0:11:15 EPISODE STARTS
0:13:05 Donnie Boy
0:14:15 Recap ends, Travel day 1 (also new art drops)
0:15:25 Travel day 2
0:16:15 Ruidus is on the down side of flat Exandria
0:18:10 Travel day 3
0:19:50 If you’re hot, you can’t be cold
0:21:00 Fearne milks Donnie Boy
0:23:35 Travel day 4 (Donnie Boy makes an offer)
0:26:05 Battle begins
0:35:10 Tossed raccoon
0:38:35 15’11” becomes 16’1”
0:43:20 Sam finds a goat blog
0:44:05 Talking to Donny Boy
0:52:15 Deanna and FCG
1:00:40 Imogen poops her non-existent pants
1:01:15 Commune
1:10:20 FCG and Deanna
1:18:55 Deanna is nosy enough to hear the kiss
1:20:05 Chetney’s old man roll
1:21:55 Chetney is second smallest
1:23:30 They progressively understand the raft was a bad idea, but can’t back down
1:25:55 Deanna does goat murder
1:29:45 Donny Boy is freaking out
1:34:10 Into the Savalir Woods
1:41:20 Confronting the werewolf bite
1:44:05 Ashley is doing object work
1:45:50 Differing perspectives on goat killing
1:47:45 Travel Day 5
1:49:55 Shutting down the motor (intro to monster)
1:58:35 BREAK STARTS
2:13:15 Art Montage
2:15:15 BREAK ENDS
2:17:45 Battle begins
2:21:30 FCG is the only one allowed to tongue FRIDA
2:36:00 FCG cain’t quit FRIDA
2:38:05 Crazy in love
2:59:05 Lady’s boat
3:01:00 HDYWTDT
3:04:00 Fresh wood
3:10:35 Talking to fish
3:14:45 Second mouth
3:18:25 Chetney is our king
3:22:35 Deanna and FRIDA
3:27:50 Travel Day 6
3:30:50 Travel Day 7
3:37:45 Riding the aeormatons
3:39:40 Blood muffins
3:42:45 Aabria is worried about Burching Travis
3:54:00 The Crimson Shades might be bad
3:58:30 A very disturbing monster description
4:02:05 Tchh
4:03:15 Roping Matt into the nonsense
4:06:30 It’s a secure line
4:10:20 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 Void: It Beckons
0:01:40 All the love to Marisha, she was up against a returning fighter, and she didn’t go down
0:04:35 Intro cinematic
0:06:25 EPISODE STARTS
0:08:35 Recap Ends, dice cleanse
0:11:25 They have banged it out
0:13:30 FCG is solely responsible for Ryn’s arms
0:19:00 Chetney is the bursar
0:23:55 Fearne may steal a thing (sponsorships)
0:27:00 Fearne flirts with a lord (I heard ‘haven’t encountered a fey as thicc as yourself’)
0:28:55 Fearne gets her ring
0:30:20 The King and Queen
0:34:45 Checking the body language
0:39:30 The Applebee Soulcycle (Aabria was waiting to drop that one)
0:44:40 Ludinus
0:56:10 Anthony Colness
1:03:00 New map (Sam’s flask)
1:04:50 The king’s memory
1:12:25 Receiving gift cards
1:18:10 FRIDA and Deanna
1:25:25 Troy Baker the elf
1:31:05 Moonavalomen
1:40:15 FCG and FRIDA talk through their crush
1:45:00 FCG didn’t kill Dancer
1:46:35 Putting the tongue to use
1:47:30 Jacquoby
1:53:10 FCG proposes a remodel
1:56:00 Faithful Care-Giver
1:57:25 BREAK STARTS
2:08:25 Art Montage
2:10:25 BREAK ENDS (Chetney and Imogen)
2:18:30 Payphone, like from the Maroon 5 song
2:19:50 New FCG voice
2:22:55 The Light Above and Elder Leeds
2:33:20 Abercrombie & Fitch
2:34:45 Matt never misses on a shopowner
2:36:40 Complimentary champagne
2:38:10 Chetney’s redesign
2:39:45 Imogen’s redesign
2:42:00 FCG’s redesign
2:43:20 Deanna’s redesign (damn, Chetney’s got taste)
2:44:40 FRIDA’s redesign
2:45:20 Fearne’s bougie redesign
2:48:15 The invents the hoodie
2:49:10 Getting stuff for Laudna
2:53:05 Asking about the date
2:54:55 Buttflap
3:00:05 Deanna spills
3:02:00 Strong champagne
3:03:10 Fearne pretends to do crimes to cover her religious impulse
3:06:45 Fearne’s prayer
3:09:45 Fearne tells Chetney to get busy (only one set of prints in the sand)
3:11:45 Girl talk
3:15:20 Laura has no chill (FRIDA and FCG are cute)
3:17:50 FRIDA screws FCG (sketch me
3:20:35 Matt is done
3:22:20 Laura wants the gloves
3:27:15 Jerry
3:28:15 Musky
3:29:40 Bell-bottom goats, you make my rockin world go round (Fabio)
3:30:45 Belle
3:31:35 Patchwork
3:32:20 Donnie Boy
3:35:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:25 Midst
0:03:25 Laura’s merch corner
0:05:10 Intro cinematic
0:06:55 EPISODE STARTS
0:09:35 Recap Ends
0:12:55 Uthodurn conspiracy nuts
0:15:35 Wilford Brimley
0:20:25 Chetney harshes the vibe
0:21:20 Star Wars is canon
0:22:25 Chetney works fast
0:25:25 Negotiating beds
0:28:50 Deanna talks about vacation Chet
0:31:25 Forming Voltron
0:33:45 First times
0:36:20 Chetney snores so loud it can be heard in shutdown
0:37:20 FRIDA’s room
0:38:35 Round Exandria
0:42:25 FRIDA’s dream
0:53:05 FRIDA starts to remember
0:55:10 FCG and FRIDA (enemy and friend)
0:57:35 Sam’s flask (Matt’s family has betrayed him)
0:58:45 Sam follows up with the shirt
1:00:35 The breakfast
1:05:10 Chetney in a ski mask
1:07:20 FCG has a third leg
1:09:25 Chetney rolls to see if he has a stroke
1:12:30 Macaroni (parmesan)
1:13:25 FCG is a food warmer
1:14:35 D&O begins
1:19:40 Exandrian Santa
1:24:15 Drix (Scrooge)
1:28:25 Craskkalids
1:33:00 Such a clatter (Mr Diclick)
1:37:25 Werther’s returns
1:39:55 Oltgar’s true thoughts
1:42:05 BREAK STARTS
1:53:50 Art Montage
1:55:50 BREAK ENDS (deep kringle)
1:58:35 Pymon firebugs
2:01:55 Olfart
2:03:50 It cannot move
2:04:30 Ehhhhh! (closed captions has this as “dolphin-ish whine”)
2:13:50 Map out
2:16:25 Battle begins
2:23:35 Matt is salty about the bull
2:29:45 Blinded animals
2:33:15 Child actors
2:43:50 Second floor
2:44:55 My Girl (Cocoon)
2:53:30 For the first time ever, Sam has remembered an ability
3:05:20 FCG sucks
3:09:50 Addam’s family scene
3:12:20 Shooting bugs with a gun
3:12:55 HDYWTDT
3:14:15 Chetney’s different this time
3:19:00 They find the craskkalid
3:33:10 Aabria successfully challenges a ruling
3:39:50 Does FRIDA like Fearne?
3:43:25 Part of your world
3:44:50 Polymorph solutions
3:46:40 Discoveries at D&O
3:54:30 Fearne has to save everyone's pets
3:56:15 Fearne plays plinko
3:58:10 The tragic demise of the craskkalid
4:02:30 Chetney and Oltgar
4:05:45 Oltgar checks his list twice
4:13:30 Goats and a sleigh
4:14:10 Go North
4:15:00 This is wonderfully stupid
4:16:45 FCG puts a button on the whole thing
4:18:15 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:25 Sam meets his employees for the first time
0:03:25 Xandis’s movie reviews
0:06:15 Laura’s (and Aabria’s) merch corner
0:08:10 Intro cinematic
0:10:00 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:15 Recap Ends
0:16:10 Chetney’s looking pretty good
0:18:25 Chetney will carry the shame
0:20:40 Chetney’s permanent look
0:21:25 Chetney’s drip
0:26:45 Frida is full of tongues
0:30:10 Language
0:31:15 Initiation to the pack
0:32:40 Did they bang it out?
0:34:15 Can I have advantage?
0:38:35 Who dares touch the goats (part goat)
0:43:55 Chetney falls asleep in the car
0:52:35 Uthodurn has a lot of extra voice acting
0:57:45 Imogen is spiraling
0:59:45 Sad checks (Sam’s flask)
1:04:15 Ukatoa (fear smells like Axe)
1:06:10 Chetney’s villain origin story
1:13:00 Not from around here
1:15:50 Alimony
1:18:25 The rest of Sam’s flask
1:22:10 Info dump about what happened
1:34:55 The Horn of Orcus might be released
1:37:15 Chetney’s investigation
1:45:15 Delayed messages
1:48:50 Cinnamon raisin bagels
1:51:45 Panic! At the Disc Gate
2:01:35 Werewings
2:09:05 Through the gate
2:11:40 Double spare
2:17:15 FCG doesn’t care about Deanna
2:18:20 BREAK STARTS
2:29:25 Art Montage
2:31:25 BREAK ENDS
2:32:55 The power of friendship
2:35:05 I guess it would be nice
2:40:15 The Beast of Veluthil
2:45:45 Guidance to remember
2:48:20 High stakes reading (we have Frida, and her)
2:59:20 Imogen is giving an architecture tour
3:02:25 Phonetic elvish
3:05:25 Chetney ghosts
3:10:00 Map out
3:11:45 20 < 19 < 25
3:18:55 The first time Dominate Beast has ever worked
3:25:35 The Wall Street bull
3:29:05 Genital check
3:36:50 Bull riding
3:38:40 FCG was right the entire time
3:39:45 Calmed emotions
3:45:35 Making Umadara cute
3:49:45 Chetney never found the lever
3:53:55 Umadara, The Sentinel Beast: a new Celestial Warlock patron
3:55:15 Chetney works these thrones over
3:58:05 Secret tunnel
4:00:05 Life is so fragile
4:02:30 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 Sam doesn’t get to do an ad
0:03:25 Intro cinematic
0:05:10 EPISODE STARTS
0:07:55 Recap Ends (half cast)
0:08:35 Everyone’s stank
0:10:00 Sendings
0:12:55 Imogen turns on Chetney
0:17:55 Staying warm in ToT merch
0:25:35 Fearne has been naked the whole time
0:28:05 Ooh, wah ah ah ah (Shoebill)
0:32:25 If anyone should die
0:34:10 Planeriding with Chetney
0:37:05 It’s here
0:39:00 Battle begins
0:50:00 Guests arrive
0:51:00 Christian introduces F.R.I.D.A
0:53:50 Aabria introduces Deanna
0:58:20 A spiritual Nick Jonas (somebody update the wiki)
1:00:00 All Aeormatons are friends
1:03:40 Laeryn can’t be here
1:09:50 HDYWTDT
1:11:20 Chetney and Deanna
1:12:10 Frudell
1:14:55 Chetney doesn’t want Deanna to be jealous of Fearne
1:19:20 Does FRIDA have a tongue?
1:21:40 She made the beanie
1:24:50 No killing (Chetney is so quiet)
1:27:20 Chetney doesn’t remember much
1:29:10 Deanna’s death and return
1:33:20 FRIDA’s backstory
1:37:45 Imogen is the main character (I think it’s Quiddie on social media)
1:39:30 Taking their face… off
1:42:40 FCG shows some leg
1:48:25 FCG will not survive the night (because he’s kind of not alive, it makes sense y’all)
1:50:05 It’s only been like a month and a half
1:54:35 Imogen’s laughter
1:56:45 BREAK STARTS
2:10:25 Art Montage
2:12:25 BREAK ENDS
2:15:50 Sam doesn’t know how dice work
2:23:45 Chetney is showing off his endurance
2:25:05 Chetney didn’t die in the night
2:28:50 Dreaming and baking
2:33:15 Chetney and Deanna
2:36:40 The real reason Chetney got exiled
2:38:45 Deanna has still got it
2:40:55 Chetney gets diarrhea a lot
2:44:20 Imogen has magic melons
2:47:15 Chetney grows all over
2:50:30 Talking about killing the gods because they aren’t sufficiently useful
2:54:00 The one true god
2:56:40 Look up
2:59:20 Disturbance in the force
3:00:25 Inviting people into the dream
3:03:50 The dream
3:12:00 The aftermath
3:17:10 Deep fakes
3:23:25 Robot vs. werewolf
3:24:40 Crack one into the air
3:38:15 Chetney resists
3:42:30 The old-fashioned way
3:44:45 Roleplaying shoebill
3:46:50 Robowolf
3:48:20 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:55 Octopath infomercial
0:04:50 Laura’s assisted merch corner
0:05:50 Intro cinematic
0:07:35 EPISODE STARTS
0:09:45 Recap Ends (Ira’s plans)
0:16:00 Trying to not talk to Imgoen (messaging Orym)
0:25:25 Getting Xandis off
0:28:05 Missing a lens
0:36:05 Chickpeas
0:39:50 A voice FCG doesn’t recognize
0:41:25 Some of their best friends are fey sociopaths
0:43:40 Egg shipe
0:49:45 FCG jacks into the mainframe (like Bambi)
0:55:05 Caleb the magic zaddy
0:56:50 FCG’s terminator vision
0:57:45 Imogen has the best of both worlds (be-wrong)
1:04:45 FCG is a big ol’ Daddy
1:14:40 Sam’s gas can
1:18:10 Pate’s nuts? More like PAT DEEZ NUTZ!
1:28:05 Husky Imogen is intimidating
1:30:55 The one time they forgot to check the ball
1:33:10 A Fresh Cut Crack
1:54:50 None of your business, son
2:05:40 Map out
2:08:05 Battle begins
2:18:15 Grasping shock (Mr. Mercer)
2:21:00 HDYWTDT
2:27:50 Sam would be a post-apocalyptic aristocrat
2:31:15 Hit’em with the guilt trip
2:35:25 BREAK STARTS
2:43:10 Art Montage
2:45:25 BREAK ENDS
2:54:05 Project Chicken Little begins
2:57:40 Foghorn Leghorn
2:59:00 The anime villains show up
3:00:30 Weaving my way (cool Laura)
3:03:05 FCG murders Ryn (and almost gets murdered)
3:08:05 Ashton is stone cold
3:13:40 I swear, if Imogen’s mom kills Caleb… (Uh oh regard)
3:18:10 A beacon
3:20:25 Map out
3:23:45 The bomb drops (and a surprise appears)
3:25:05 And that’s when Scanlan arrives
3:31:40 Ludinus makes an evil speech despite most of his audience being dead. Respect
3:41:10 Imogen talks to her mom
3:45:15 Ira is gone
3:47:55 Ludinus speaks to FCG
3:52:35 Ruidusborn glowing
3:54:30 Keyleth deep strike
4:03:35 Vax
4:09:00 Such a hot angel
4:12:45 Mister loads up
4:15:25 Predator Chetney
4:21:50 Vax in a box
4:23:45 The tower activates
4:34:05 Return to Uthodurn
4:36:50 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:50 The return of Gale
0:04:00 Gale is an absolute idol
0:06:10 Laura’s merch corner
0:07:40 Intro cinematic
0:09:30 EPISODE STARTS (Planning will extend until 1:15:50)
0:11:05 Recap Ends (Hey Matt, what time is it?)
0:12:55 Liam gets in character
0:22:25 The Changebringer gets more bloodthirsty
0:25:10 Ira and Laudna make out (Fearne steals from Ira)
0:30:10 Testing the propeller
0:34:05 Baseball exists, canon
0:40:15 The circlet helps Imogen
0:42:40 Chetney sells Xandis on the Kamikaze plan
0:47:15 Fearne reconsiders her role
0:53:10 FCG is ready to sacrifice Xandis
0:56:10 Fearne is also a valid sacrifice
1:01:00 Ira misplaced his spyglass
1:07:05 Distributing Danish
1:09:45 Messaging Keyleth
1:12:30 Chetney wants to keep the apron
1:15:50 Goodbyes
1:20:25 Chetney ships Laudna and Ira
1:21:40 Ashton steals something personal and irreplaceable
1:23:15 Bells Hells and Xandis
1:33:15 Skyship wreckage
1:39:20 Chetney freestyles
1:48:55 Getting past the guards
1:52:10 Getting recognized
1:59:50 Map out (in tents)
2:01:00 BREAK STARTS
2:11:05 Art Montage
2:13:05 BREAK ENDS
2:14:25 Battle begins
2:16:00 Bane Tony Danza
2:19:05 The Ring of Fire Resistance
2:31:20 Tossing Pate
2:34:05 Chetney humps the robot once
2:41:50 Thiccc robot
2:55:40 HDYWTDT
2:59:40 A ‘mysterious stranger’
3:03:40 LET’S GO-regard
3:09:40 Beau thinks Laudna is weird
3:10:45 The dirt wizard appears
3:20:45 Damn, M9 < Bell’s Hells
3:23:15 Are these guys high level?
3:26:50 What’s dunabis
3:31:20 Mentioning Marisha’s 1st character to Marisha’s 2nd character with Marisha’s 3rd character
3:39:15 Fetch (9 mighty warriors)
3:49:55 Would Fearne have flirted with Beau or Caleb?
3:50:30 The explanation for the post-Feywild rolls
3:51:25 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 Sam makes social media comedy
0:04:25 Intro cinematic
0:06:15 EPISODE STARTS
0:08:50 Recap Ends (near the edge)
0:15:35 Things happen that haven’t happened before
0:16:40 It has begin
0:23:10 Checking if Robbie is free
0:24:55 FCG pitches a Fast and Furious movie
0:28:20 Chetney Claus is coming
0:41:05 Messaging Ira
0:43:10 Chetney is sunning his moon
0:46:40 Orym is doubling down on flat Exandria
0:53:10 Residuum? Never heard of it
0:56:10 The gas cam
0:58:25 Messaging Joe
0:59:35 Chetney is suddenly a poet
1:00:45 Marisha barks (scry ball)
1:04:15 Messaging Milo
1:07:15 Orgreo the mobster
1:09:00 Messaging Ebenold Kai
1:10:15 Chet is done sunbathing
1:16:35 Top Gun
1:20:55 Travel day 1
1:21:50 Orym eats the speaking stone (messaging Dorian)
1:24:10 There is not enough room for two full parties
1:26:30 FC Tea
1:28:45 Dad Orym (everyone has kids)
1:31:05 The dream
1:38:10 Orym is here to remind everyone who the bad guys are
1:41:45 Is the Changebringer good?
1:43:05 Ashton solves the moral dilemma
1:46:50 Laudna and Ashton
1:52:15 The Helmet
1:58:30 Fearne and Orym plan to kill Imogen
2:02:15 BREAK STARTS
2:11:10 Art Montage
2:13:10 BREAK ENDS (justifying the Changebringer)
2:14:15 Travel day 2
2:15:30 Pike is so strong and cool (Is she… you know… a cleric?)
2:17:10 Messaging Pike
2:19:05 Painting the ship
2:22:00 Messaging Hexum
2:24:05 Bomcane
2:25:20 Travel day 3
2:27:35 Learning to drive
2:30:10 Messaging Mori
2:33:05 FCG messages Dancer
2:34:35 Messaging D
2:36:00 Hot robot (salty cookies)
2:37:45 Travel Day 3 (Darude Sandstorm)
2:44:25 Ashton and Laudna
2:47:40 Orym talks to the cookie again
2:50:20 Travel day 4
2:57:35 They forgot Fearne’s dad’s voice
3:00:45 Vengeful Ira
3:05:50 Long Ira
3:11:15 Mercerian detail
3:17:30 Mori says hi
3:21:20 Ira is irreplaceable
3:24:15 Predath-Os: The Apex Predator of this balanced breakfast
3:25:45 Love riding these things
3:27:40 Grab a burger at Taste of Tal’dorei
3:30:55 Yunis’s shop
3:37:05 Chet is starting to slump
3:53:05 Ira meets Xandis
3:57:15 Laudna takes necklace damage
4:00:10 One more message to Dorian (Matt is really foreshadowing another EXU)
4:01:25 Travel day 5 (magic storm)
4:07:55 Spiderman face
4:15:15 Travel day 6 (yet another storm)
4:16:30 Okay it’s actually a bird
4:23:15 Saved by the goldfish
4:26:55 Orym grows a seed
4:31:30 Keyleth’s message
4:38:00 Orym’s sister
4:40:10 Travel day 6
4:44:05 Imogen and Orym
4:47:50 Imogen and Laudna: the greatest roommates of all time
4:57:25 The Butcher’s Bib starts leaking
5:01:30 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 Brody makes a tubular return
0:04:15 Laura’s merch corner
0:05:30 Intro cinematic
0:07:20 EPISODE STARTS
0:09:40 Recap Ends
0:12:15 Everyone whispering
0:21:55 Tooting the horn
0:25:20 Laudna ate Orym
0:29:20 Predator hiding
0:33:00 No guidance
0:35:05 Sacrifice the fork
0:46:20 Let them fight
0:55:10 Terrosh the Lidless Slumber
0:56:50 Spitting rhymes
1:02:05 Drop a beat
1:04:35 Imogen really stretches the rhyme
1:06:15 Fearne has to scrape together a gift real fast
1:10:50 Classic Nott moments
1:15:15 Sam’s flask
1:16:50 Imogen parental drama
1:21:45 Everyone is greasy
1:24:35 Bringing back Pate
1:27:35 A bunch of mystery rolls
1:29:40 More Imogen history
1:33:45 Hold onto your butts
1:34:45 Sam drives Matt to drink
1:37:05 Travis is proud of his notes
1:42:35 Third nipple
1:43:55 Not big enough
1:47:05 A rhyming note
1:49:20 Orym and FCG
1:55:40 BREAK STARTS
2:04:05 Art Montage
2:06:00 BREAK ENDS
2:06:35 New rolls
2:11:00 Messaging Xandis
2:12:55 Contacting Ryn on the planerider link
2:13:50 You guide it
2:17:40 Drone Pate
2:22:05 Dueling messages
2:25:45 Chetney wants Laudna to make out with people
2:27:20 Messaging Keyleth
2:29:05 A portal to Earth
2:35:05 The dream
2:38:15 Chetney is in a tux
2:42:35 Chetney the super spy
2:49:35 Take a chance (stoned Ryn)
2:57:10 Switching clothes
3:05:55 Shania Twain
3:15:35 FCG is psyched about pain
3:18:45 Imogen’s hometown
3:26:45 Relvin Temult
3:28:40 FCG is not responsible
3:29:40 Talking about Imogen's mom
3:39:35 Playing with Flora
3:46:05 Horses don’t do well in CR
3:47:10 Laudna can’t hair flip well
3:50:35 Everyone is very important (wasting a fly)
3:55:15 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 Nord saga season 2 finale
0:04:45 Everyone is exhausted by the ad
0:06:35 Haley Sharpe is going to get the “Liam O’Brien” treatment
0:08:55 Intro cinematic
0:10:50 EPISODE STARTS
0:15:05 Recap Ends
0:25:50 Transforming Pate
0:27:00 Pate can’t fly
0:33:30 FCG may be human or dancer
0:35:55 FCG understands how the flat world works
0:40:55 Speaking internally
0:43:40 Nobody has good nature (ever-flowing light)
0:56:45 Ashton gets stuck
1:08:00 Keep the change
1:08:55 Liam breaks Laura
1:11:10 Take that Westminster
1:17:30 Cat mailman
1:21:20 Charming as Josh Gad
1:26:05 Your idea’s bad
1:28:00 Egad
1:30:15 Uninteresting werewolf
1:35:30 Eramad in a sweater
1:37:45 Sad howl
1:38:35 Fearne is no longer the stuff keeper
1:40:15 Messaging Imogen (666)
1:48:00 Putting people in the hole
1:49:45 Smoother than a mattress pad
1:50:55 Forgot to check the orb
1:54:25 Gloamglut (a jabberwock?)
1:57:00 Laura gives away their position
1:57:45 BREAK STARTS
2:06:15 Art Montage
2:08:15 BREAK ENDS (planning until 2:27:55)
2:16:40 Not good
2:22:45 Floating hamster (just don’t)
2:23:45 Suffocated guards
2:27:15 Loris Fearne
2:31:35 Map out
2:34:00 Liam trips twice moving 10 feet
2:43:15 Matt the rules lawyer
2:46:40 Sam’s flask
2:57:50 Pink Floyd video (more plans)
3:14:10 Things pop off
3:23:00 Battle begins
3:31:45 Divine coffee
3:37:35 FCG is defensive about machines
3:38:40 A big boom
3:39:50 Marisha knows to feather fall now
3:43:40 Moonfall
3:49:50 Working these beasts like he’s Crisp Rat
3:54:05 Ashton bamfs (an incredible pull from Matt)
3:59:00 Cinematic shots of the dragon mini
4:08:35 Sorrowlord Zathuda and Gloamglut
4:13:25 Full sprint
4:16:40 Keylething Laudna
4:20:00 Blaze it
Timestamp Description
0:00:40 JRPG voices
0:02:50 Matt is loopy for his ad read (Mercendise)
0:05:05 Laura’s merch corner
0:07:45 Intro cinematic
0:09:35 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:30 Recap Ends
0:22:55 Rehashing the entire campaign
0:25:00 Fearne’s child
0:30:55 Ira could smell that Calloway
0:38:05 Stealing the stolen crown and breaking the lens
0:39:45 Smelling the wolf
0:41:45 Pate meets Morri
0:43:45 Chetney is seduced by Morri’s wood
0:45:55 New face
0:49:35 Already metagamed
0:51:25 Fearne’s room
0:56:45 Fearne takes Chetney to bed
0:58:25 Fearne respects her elders
0:59:35 Hard to digest
1:03:00 The collection
1:04:35 Look at my stuff, isn’t it neat
1:08:50 Morri killed the Lion Guard
1:11:50 Ashton has some weird stuff going on
1:14:35 Ashton jumps to hyper rage
1:20:25 Oooh Aaaah
1:22:30 Fearne’s topiaries
1:24:35 Sweet Pea
1:26:05 Absolutely don’t trust this bear
1:29:25 Evil eye from Sweet Pea
1:34:25 Guest room
1:37:55 Debriefing about all discoveries (FCG is doing bad)
1:40:15 A little stoned
1:49:15 Philosophizing about killing gods and people
1:54:25 Professor god
1:55:05 Chetney is a god
1:58:25 DREAM
2:01:55 BREAK STARTS
2:11:50 Art Montage
2:13:50 BREAK ENDS (the dream)
2:30:50 They lose Laudna again
2:33:45 Post-dream debrief
2:39:20 FCG makes cookies
2:41:35 Naked Chetney
2:45:50 What is the nature of Sweet Pea
2:46:45 Travis is down with the kids
2:52:40 Morri gives directions
2:54:40 Getting answers to Fearne’s past
3:01:15 Smeared cheeks
3:04:45 Legendary cheeks
3:07:40 Boon biscuit reviews
3:09:15 Dr. Nesbit
3:12:05 Mister is territorial
3:15:25 Stun locked by a talking bird
3:20:00 Indigestion Grove
3:24:10 Making the terrain
3:25:00 Coming on the base
3:28:25 Horse boys
3:31:05 FCG sells out the group
3:35:15 Running from horses
3:36:35 Don’t
3:40:05 Map out
3:44:15 Battle begins
3:46:35 Stirrup
3:49:10 Koolaid Ashton
3:59:00 Dreadful misfortune
4:02:30 FCG stirs it up
4:04:35 HDYWTDT
4:07:35 Crossing the streams
4:10:45 HDYWTDT
4:12:05 Centaur pockets
4:14:50 Imogen casts Marine Layer
4:17:40 Fearne’s house
4:18:30 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 Giving Matt what he craves
0:01:50 A special message from the Thumb
0:06:15 Will Friedel shows up
0:10:20 Intro cinematic
0:12:10 EPISODE STARTS
0:15:25 Recap Ends (messaging Ashton)
0:17:35 Second message
0:19:40 Laudna is bad at lying
0:24:35 FCG is a curser
0:26:20 Chetney looks around
0:27:35 Ashton returns?
0:29:45 Sam’s flask
0:31:40 Ashton’s story (this sounds like a future one-shot)
0:43:15 Fresh Calzonay
0:44:35 Laudna and FCG almost attack each other
0:49:30 Lying sets FCG off
0:51:55 Professer Isham
0:57:50 FCG and the professor
0:59:40 Poking around
1:02:10 FCG’s background
1:04:05 Is this Matt’s best voice?
1:12:40 Bell’s Hells are technically homeless
1:15:35 FCG becomes an easy bake oven
1:16:20 Fresh light (Sam knows a suspiciously specific phrase)
1:20:10 Professor Sumal
1:24:15 Imogen’s background
1:41:30 Ludinus
1:42:25 BREAK STARTS
1:51:45 Art Montage
1:53:40 BREAK ENDS
1:55:45 Fearne waves
1:59:45 Ludinus speaks to Imogen and Fearne
2:08:25 Mind minis
2:15:40 Ludinus’s final statement
2:20:05 Ashton is still telling the story
2:23:20 FCG is having a great day
2:28:15 Ashton helps to intimidate
2:38:55 Smelling for Ludinus
2:42:05 Pate is having a good day
2:44:35 FCG has corrupted Orym
2:46:35 Reconstituting Pate
2:48:00 Ligament Manor
2:50:05 Matt has been broken
2:53:00 The Fey Realm (Matt noises)
2:55:30 Fearne knows this place
2:57:50 New animators
3:03:50 Don’t be creepy to the flowers
3:07:00 Laudna is scared of flowers
3:08:25 High fives
3:12:55 Everyone is turning on each other
3:15:15 Singing
3:18:55 Screams
3:20:35 Toucan Samming
3:28:55 Grandma
3:34:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:40 Drifting
0:04:20 Laura’s merch corner
0:06:55 Intro cinematic
0:08:40 EPISODE STARTS
0:13:00 Recap Ends
0:13:50 FCG does sound effects
0:15:10 FCG can help out with his tongue
0:16:40 Laudna trying to buy time
0:23:55 Laura breaks stealth
0:28:45 Pate has a bad time
0:31:10 The deception begins
0:33:30 Map out
0:37:00 Battle(?) begins
0:37:50 Invite only
0:38:55 Ronin, maybe skip this one
0:41:00 OnlyHeroes
0:43:25 Chetney gets ready to lay some pipe
0:45:45 Fearne rave dances
0:47:30 FCG is filming
0:50:05 No touching
0:52:05 Chetney is having to fluff
0:52:50 The actual fight starts (Cox Machina)
1:00:05 Imogen does her best to sell it
1:01:30 Multi-level map
1:02:55 Imogen and Chetney were both going to be Laudna’s scene partners, canon
1:05:05 Support SW
1:07:55 The air elemental sucks
1:10:20 It’s art
1:12:50 Is the bit over? (Horse Fearne)
1:16:05 Fearne’s turn could’ve gone better
1:18:00 FCG makes a command
1:23:25 Think we have the episode name
1:28:35 Instructions unclear
1:34:35 Mandatory Bane impressions
1:42:20 This is an upsetting battle (horse power)
1:46:35 Travis proposes a new kind of film (resisting the horse)
1:50:05 Fearne is going wild
1:53:00 FCG is mechanically friends with Laudna (but also might kill everyone)
1:56:50 HDYWTDT
1:58:20 Tight spot
2:00:50 Fearne stands over Laudna
2:05:15 Sam updates Ashley
2:06:15 Imogen yeets psychic damage
2:07:40 Back in the elemental
2:09:45 Scared air elemental
2:11:25 HDYWTDT
2:14:30 On the edge
2:17:15 BREAK STARTS
2:29:30 Art Montage
2:31:30 BREAK ENDS (planning and searching for awhile)
2:51:05 He takes his shot
2:53:15 Interrogation
2:54:00 Trimmed Bush Productions
2:56:35 Travis knows stuff about fingernail-based torture
2:57:40 Not judging
3:00:15 How do you kill a god? (huge lore dump)
3:19:20 Hardcore lore
3:25:55 Imogen negs this guy
3:35:05 Rin is cool
3:39:45 Rin’s interrogation
3:43:05 Yiosi cheesesteaks
3:49:45 Messaging Ashton
3:53:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:25 Sam harnesses the power of feet pics
0:02:25 What you don’t understand is that’s what you don’t understand
0:06:15 Marishannouncements
0:08:30 Intro cinematic
0:10:15 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:55 Recap Ends
0:14:35 Fearne is always naked
0:18:30 Ice bath
0:23:25 This bird just hates FCG
0:24:10 Travis breaks the chair
0:25:10 Pate vs Revenant Bird
0:27:05 We’re now just hunting this bird
0:31:10 Chetney invents anti-homeless architecture (Ashton is gone)
0:33:10 Ashley’s actual spit take
0:34:35 Laura bumps her head, then Sam bumps his teeth
0:36:05 Ashton gives a very Ashton answer
0:38:50 This bird is way more important than Imogen’s mom
0:41:05 Aydinilan Seminary
0:49:35 Judicators
0:55:30 Nightmare Carrot Top
1:01:35 The information just spreads to everyone
1:03:20 Security test
1:04:50 Fast Friends
1:10:05 Should we murder this clerk?
1:11:10 Getting attached to their new friend
1:13:00 Brainwashing is messed up
1:19:35 Plurple poppy (cutting off loose ends)
1:23:45 Fearne lifts Chetney
1:29:30 Where’s Orym (Orym vs. Chetney)
1:32:05 An empty roof
1:35:20 Skeleton gardeners
1:46:20 Flu attack
1:49:55 Everyone left
1:51:00 Treshi ball change
1:52:15 Halfling eyes
1:59:25 Flask shot (New Year’s Resolutions)
2:00:10 Warm thick liquid blasts all over Chetney’s chest (Home Alone)
2:08:25 Orym and Chetney stealth together
2:09:55 Things pop off
2:14:10 Weak team
2:15:25 BREAK STARTS
2:28:45 Art Montage
2:30:45 BREAK ENDS
2:33:15 They recognize a place from C2
2:37:40 Professor Ebenold Kai
2:40:55 Planerider Ryn (and Niles)
2:46:55 Exaltant
2:54:05 Ryn is the Essek of C3
2:59:25 The chairs attack
3:01:35 Predathos
3:12:05 Ryn kinda RULES
3:13:40 Planewalker
3:18:30 Chetney absorbs knowledge
3:20:15 Exandria is a pie
3:25:40 Laudna/Marisha works things out
3:36:35 Imogen is a strong independent woman who cries a lot
3:41:55 The Fatestitcher
3:45:10 Spill the pouch
3:57:00 Tall grandma (Fatestinker)
4:01:05 Messaging Morri
4:04:20 We forgot Ashton
4:10:20 Send them back to the casino
4:12:40 Cliffhanger
4:14:20 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 Contractors unionize against Sam
0:03:40 Intro cinematic
0:05:30 EPISODE STARTS
0:08:55 Recap Ends (Matt doesn’t describe the flesh)
0:10:15 Rainforest café (Laudna roasts Chetney)
0:11:25 Chetney has curly toes
0:13:35 Throwing a dead rabbit at Laudna
0:15:35 Discussing the theater
0:20:25 An official contract
0:22:05 Giving Pate a heart
0:23:20 FCG gets an extra tongue (Orym shows off his sword)
0:24:55 Laudna and Fearne
0:30:00 Uther and Orym
0:33:25 Fearne trains Laudna
0:39:40 Fearne’s hair is not gone
0:41:10 Ashton and Annaline
0:44:40 FCG’s rabbit
0:45:25 Annaline and Pockopea
0:49:40 Manad and Fearne
0:51:15 Fearne is still hot
0:53:30 Travel Day 10 (Reshipes)
0:55:05 Denalia is great
0:57:05 Sam’s wishlist
0:58:10 Qoreo (and Yos)
1:01:20 Orym and Chetney
1:03:10 The wolf is so bad
1:06:15 Orym slid it in
1:07:20 Seedling, the Wayward Pilgrim
1:08:20 Golden Gods
1:09:15 Travel Day 11 (stupid easy day)
1:12:15 Guessing Matt’s spelling
1:14:35 Yios
1:19:15 Lakecap Skyport and Lounge
1:26:10 BREAK STARTS
1:35:10 A Holiday Subscription for Love
1:37:50 Art Montage
1:39:50 BREAK ENDS
1:41:10 Captain Lyrios accent
1:49:05 Corpse Reviver
1:50:30 WOOOOOOOOO
1:51:30 Smelling cards
1:55:25 Calamari
1:57:20 Fearne has to poop
1:59:55 Detected thoughts (double decker)
2:03:55 Fearne the professor
2:05:45 The sentry’s hat
2:06:55 Asking cops where to do fun stuff
2:08:40 Cheating at games
2:13:10 The games
2:14:05 The slots
2:16:15 Fork of the Storm Game 1
2:16:45 Divination
2:19:55 Sexual tension
2:27:15 The worst joke in CR history
2:28:05 Griffin’s wall
2:31:05 Wow, gambling is great!
2:33:40 Chetney is swinging (fishing for a comp)
2:36:45 Fearne is mean to staff
2:38:40 Fearne is cancelled
2:39:35 Fork of the Storm Game 2
2:41:50 Imogen’s reroll
2:42:50 Dealer’s thoughts
2:47:05 Sam loves his friends (Travis is a cooler)
2:49:15 Table’s hot (impromptu performance)
2:51:20 Gotta come clean y’all… I’m actually Criss Angel, that’s how I post these so fast
2:53:45 Chetney likes the carpenter
2:57:10 Chetney’s test (more bad Vegas experiences)
3:00:45 Ashton diarrhea (they’re still in the airport)
3:03:35 Gas leak episode (please send shrimp)
3:05:25 10 gold tippers
3:08:10 Ashton and Pate (did Ashton… take something?)
3:11:35 Offering Imogen a bath (an escape)
3:15:25 Imogen and her mother
3:22:55 Orym cleans house
3:23:45 Landon gives belated advice
3:25:50 Tour of Yios
3:46:45 How many Mercers of hair?
3:48:00 The college office
3:49:40 Is Landon a secret dragon?
3:50:35 Birds attack
3:53:15 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 Ludo completes his transformation
0:05:25 Laura’s merch corner
0:07:10 Intro cinematic
0:08:55 EPISODE STARTS
0:10:50 Dorian’s reply
0:13:15 Recap Ends (stepping on Chetney’s line)
0:14:30 Winking at destiny
0:16:25 Going around and sharing fursonas (werehorse)
0:18:00 Werebass
0:19:10 The CR audience being horny? I don’t know what you mean
0:20:55 Kissing does not transmit lycanthropy
0:31:15 Fearne knows her fungi (everyone modulates their voices)
0:38:35 Twilight tigers
0:40:45 Pratting the tigers
0:43:00 Recognize the alpha
0:46:55 Talking Fearne through the high
0:48:30 Trying to get FCG high
0:50:25 Ashton/Taliesin offers some expert advice
0:51:20 This has been going forever
0:52:20 Chekhov’s bag of drugs
0:54:30 Connecting to the Changebringer
0:58:40 Orym is taking care of his high friends
1:00:15 Annaline and Chetney have a discussion
1:13:20 Chetney gets snooty about knife quality
1:19:15 37 doors (wereherbivores)
1:21:25 Giving Fearne a twig
1:25:25 Temple backstory
1:30:35 The Spirit of Savage Garden
1:32:25 Pitching a woodworking reality competition show (It’s called The Greater Wood)
1:37:30 Callback to the original opening sequence
1:40:35 Insight against Ashley (hammer measuring)
1:59:00 The offering
2:03:15 Fortune favors the sexy (Marisha has ball bearings)
2:05:45 Who has the rod?
2:10:05 Chetney prays
2:13:40 BREAK STARTS
2:22:20 Art Montage
2:24:20 BREAK ENDS
2:29:20 Chetney activates
2:31:45 Map out
2:33:35 Chetney’s expanded mini
2:35:25 Battle begins
2:43:20 Weretree
2:44:55 Not a TPK
2:47:15 Sam doesn’t know how to kill werewolves
2:50:40 Orym has faith in his friend
2:53:25 Laura is unimpressed
3:11:10 Sexy wolf
3:13:10 Fearne and Chetney might finally consummate
3:16:35 Hyper rage
3:18:45 Jumping distance
3:23:55 Fetch
3:31:10 Wolf Fearne works the pole
3:34:35 Get wrecked, Wolfgang
3:36:00 Laudna becomes blackout curtains
3:41:15 Holding the statue at stake point (recognize the alpha)
3:46:15 Master of Control
3:49:05 Ashton is just done
3:50:35 HDYWTSD
3:53:35 A new scar
3:54:30 Jump scaring FCG
3:56:30 Chetney had a great time
3:58:15 A new destiny (the ever present rash)
4:00:15 Only the hat survived
4:02:15 Team bonding
4:04:40 Orym gets a cooler sword
4:08:45 Fearne leaves a platinum
4:10:50 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:30 A dramatic radio play
0:05:20 Laura’s merch corner
0:09:35 Intro cinematic
0:11:20 EPISODE STARTS
0:14:20 Recap Ends
0:15:30 Imogen doesn’t know, but Laura knows
0:17:25 Messaging Imogen’s mom
0:20:55 Returned sending
0:22:50 Imogen and Laudna
0:24:30 Sleeping in the janitor closet (going up on deck)
0:25:25 Chetney wears stretchy clothes
0:30:55 Healing Chetney
0:34:10 Raise your hand if you’ll turn on the group
0:37:25 Pate ruins the moment
0:41:30 Orym messages Dorian (Ashton and Orym)
0:48:45 Travel day 4
0:50:15 Travel day 5
0:51:10 Travel day 6
0:56:05 Chetney goes bondage style
0:56:45 Travel day 7
0:58:50 A dozen is 20
1:01:20 Map out
1:04:00 Battle begins
1:14:00 Sorcery point song
1:16:15 Ronan made a good choice
1:21:20 New form of dread confirmed
1:28:55 Spiritual butcher knife
1:33:35 Scorching Ray
1:36:25 Mister’s first shot
1:40:30 Imogen summons… something
1:56:05 Sam messes up the reference
1:57:15 HDYWTDT
2:01:35 Every toy order in the world
2:06:05 Laura’s drawing
2:07:05 BREAK STARTS
2:17:25 Art Montage
2:19:25 BREAK ENDS (mouth fart)
2:20:30 Travel day 8
2:23:40 Camp in the studio
2:26:55 Everyone’s smells
2:28:00 Furgle Rock
2:32:20 Some Chetney backstory
2:36:35 How old is Chetney
2:37:45 A cabin
2:38:40 Be the alpha you wish to see in the world
2:41:05 Same question
2:42:20 Incense
2:44:15 Sam’s flask
2:46:30 Chetney’s Pate impression
2:51:05 Everyone goes wolf
2:57:20 Interpretive dance
2:59:40 Weretiger
3:02:15 All of the lycanthropes look so cool
3:04:35 Magic Mike
3:10:00 Which were creature is your fantasy?
3:14:00 The humanoid forms
3:15:55 Barinak
3:21:00 Talking to the Gorgynai
3:32:45 Sahyaadon
3:49:10 Yeyah
3:50:55 Werehorses
3:52:45 Were these furs people?
3:54:05 Twee cave
3:56:15 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:35 Gratitude
0:03:55 Generation Nord
0:04:55 But wait, there’s more
0:06:25 CR Mad Libs
0:08:25 Nostalgia for Winter’s Crest
0:09:25 Intro cinematic
0:11:15 EPISODE STARTS
0:14:35 Recap Ends
0:17:50 Sean Shashadri
0:19:40 Code in the cookies
0:20:30 Rebranding the group
0:23:30 Travis gets a message
0:25:40 Room 69
0:27:30 Telling Evelyn (Eshteross is fine)
0:31:20 Fearne’s pantomime
0:33:45 I’m Matilda Bradbury
0:35:35 Hodor
0:38:25 Eldritch poof
0:44:50 FCG takes the accent
0:49:00 Mail fraud 2.0
0:49:45 Word of power
0:52:05 Ashton accidentally becomes a cop
0:53:15 Ashton implicates themself
1:01:25 Speaking to Eshteross
1:06:55 Legend of the Peaks
1:12:55 The fly in Laura’s coffee
1:14:30 Why aren’t you reading the letter?
1:16:35 Laudna gets some interest
1:19:35 Insight from the back
1:26:15 Robbing Eshteross one last time
1:27:55 Pate is not sad enough
1:29:35 Wild out
1:32:30 A solemn goodbye… while all that is happening
1:45:15 Schwing
1:48:35 SAM’S FLASK HERE
1:53:35 Ashton kills Chetney prematurely
1:55:30 Pretty (playing the field)
1:58:45 Gotta go drain the bacon grease
1:59:40 BREAK STARTS
2:09:25 Art Montage
2:11:25 BREAK ENDS (Gondola Fastpass)
2:15:15 Messing up the dialogue tree (mama juice)
2:17:25 Imogen has had one too many
2:19:20 Promote the most unsettling people
2:20:20 Xandis
2:22:50 Dramatic pausing
2:25:35 Ball check
2:31:05 Matt’s teenager voice
2:32:35 I was talking to Matt
2:35:10 Making cookies
2:40:50 Chetney was in a woodworking montage
2:42:10 Fancy coin
2:45:00 TO THE SKIES!
2:46:15 Travel day 1
2:47:15 Travel day 2
2:49:20 Travel day 3 (storm)
2:56:05 Travel day 4 (Ruidus)
2:57:20 Imogen’s dream
3:01:15 Chetney wolfs out
3:03:50 Battle begins
3:11:30 Moon’s getting real low
3:17:45 Losing the urge… kinda
3:22:15 Meatza pizza
3:23:45 Oops
3:25:35 Chetney makes a move just a little too soon
3:27:15 Back to the dream
3:30:55 Messaging Mom
3:32:30 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:25 The X-men
0:03:40 Scary backgrounds
0:06:40 M9 are back
0:07:35 Liam does his best (Um, actually Cyclops doesn’t burn people, they’re optic kinetic blasts)
0:08:45 Laura’s merch corner
0:10:15 Intro cinematic
0:12:05 EPISODE STARTS
0:14:40 Recap Ends
0:19:25 Orym is shrinking
0:20:55 Pike and Fearne have a connection
0:24:15 The ritual begins
0:26:00 Orym’s contribution
0:28:50 FCG’s contribution
0:32:30 Imogen’s contribution
0:36:15 The resurrection die
0:38:55 The Phoenix
0:44:40 Insight Pike
0:46:50 Laudna’s been dead for years
0:49:20 Laudna doesn’t know things
0:51:50 Percy was ready
0:58:05 Double checking Laudna
1:00:55 Laudna is adjusting to reality
1:03:00 Fun scary (Laudna and the kid)
1:07:00 New Form of Dread just dropped
1:10:30 Percy finds out about Pate (touch the tree)
1:18:05 Fearne tries to steal from Pike
1:21:20 New Pate memory (FCG sneezes, canon)
1:24:05 Matt’s Pate meets the team
1:29:45 FCG has telescopic arms
1:31:00 Vox Machina is a dumb name
1:33:15 FCG tries to hit Percy with therapy
1:36:20 Incredible that Percy acknowledged that Tary was his friend
1:37:55 Fearne is something of a scientist herself (Gunkey)
1:43:25 Hurts every time
1:45:15 How to Train Your Monkey
1:48:50 Manners ball
1:50:10 Info dumping to Percy
1:58:55 Sam plays Mousetrap (Vex could rip some hookah)
2:09:00 Chetney makes his move on Vex
2:11:05 Vex, a character famous for generosity with magic items
2:13:30 Noogying Ashton
2:17:35 BREAK STARTS
2:25:15 Art Montage
2:27:35 BREAK ENDS (Imogen’s dream feat. FCG)
2:43:40 Fixing Chetney
2:45:10 Laudna gives Imogen a gift
2:47:10 Fearne and the Sun Tree
2:50:10 Messaging the Lord
2:55:50 FCG’s stink eye
2:58:00 Looking at the planet from the side
3:00:40 FCG’s gift for Imogen
3:04:10 Chekhov’s Horse
3:06:40 Messaging Shania Twain
3:11:00 Gilmore’s Glorious Goods
3:20:30 The Changebringer’s Temple
3:31:20 Casual prayer
3:35:20 Back in Jrusar
3:43:45 Oh no, what if Pate dies
3:47:35 Pate investigates
3:56:05 Laudna message
4:08:55 Eshteross’s letter
4:11:05 The Will of Eshteross
4:20:25 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:40 FLOW
0:05:10 Logo
0:06:25 Laura’s merch corner
0:08:10 Intro cinematic
0:09:55 EPISODE STARTS
0:13:10 Recap Ends
0:14:40 Chetney and Fearne have different takes
0:25:35 Low draw distance
0:28:35 Opening doors in Whitestone
0:30:50 Sam’s flask
0:33:25 Thriller
0:39:20 Travis, Sam, and Ashley sing about ribs
0:41:50 Real bones
0:50:10 Whitestone Andy
1:02:05 Fleeing the tower
1:10:15 Young Matilda
1:12:10 Horrible drawings
1:19:15 Breaking the fall
1:20:45 Double saws
1:23:30 Dynamite
1:27:00 Flipping the coin
1:29:25 Matilda goes to dinner
1:31:45 Ashton shows the doll to the audience (the necklace)
1:36:45 Nobody knows what Matilda’s parents look like
1:40:10 What is Matilda’s mother’s name?
1:43:15 Jump scare
1:47:20 Quick combat
1:51:10 Imagine this
1:53:40 Popping the ghost out
1:59:45 Chugging potions
2:02:20 Pumping everyone
2:07:05 Delilah
2:08:15 BREAK STARTS
2:19:10 Art Montage
2:21:10 BREAK ENDS
2:23:40 FCG comes at Delilah with therapy
2:25:25 Negotiating with Delilah
2:34:55 Why Laudna is special
2:36:15 Delilah has no only fans (the cosplayers beg to differ)
2:39:40 Secret treasures (children)
2:41:15 Chetney is a stone-cold liar
2:43:45 Marisha is pooping
2:44:50 Marisha reenters
2:46:50 Matt takes Marisha away from us
2:47:50 Marisha hijacks the chair (map out)
2:50:50 Battle begins
2:55:45 A beginner’s Delilah Briarwood
2:59:00 Nega-Sun Tree
3:04:05 Donald Ducking Chetney
3:08:15 Destroy undead
3:12:55 Spiritual Pate
3:21:00 Calling Ruidus
3:28:45 Matt’s wardrobe malfunction
3:33:35 Orym holds on
3:34:30 FCG cuts the rope
3:35:25 Hanging with Marisha
3:41:40 The tree goes up
3:47:15 Orym comes for his friend
3:49:35 Revealing Delilah
3:50:40 Orym leaves
4:07:15 HDYWTDT
4:10:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:25 A duet
0:03:20 The B-story
0:04:30 LOVM announcements
0:05:20 Laura’s merch corner
0:08:35 Intro cinematic
0:10:25 EPISODE STARTS
0:11:55 Recap Ends
0:15:10 Whitestone Spring Break
0:17:50 Keyleth is really cool
0:19:45 FCG has personality because he was an ancient killer
0:26:25 Keyleth knows that people can come back different
0:30:05 The Lord is in
0:33:15 Kynan Leore was from C1, he tried to join VM and got dropped by Vax
0:40:15 One day at a time
0:41:05 Stained glass Voltron
0:44:55 Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III
0:46:05 Gwendolyn
0:55:55 An example of Chetney’s craft
0:57:00 Percy almost kills Chetney
0:59:30 Chetney’s gift to Gwendolyn
1:01:25 Wolfe and Leona de Rolo
1:02:00 Vex’halia
1:03:45 Derrig was Liam’s character for the Dalen’s Closet one-shot
1:09:55 Pike Trickfoot
1:11:55 Okay okay okay
1:13:00 Steal it
1:14:30 Vex recognizes Laudna
1:16:35 Vex gets her spare diamonds
1:17:10 Sam’s flask
1:21:55 Two souls
1:22:55 BREAK STARTS
1:28:55 Art Montage
1:32:55 BREAK ENDS
1:39:50 Ashton follows Percy
1:48:05 The Trinklets
1:51:00 The Council of bears
1:52:15 Casa de Trickfoot
1:57:40 Dropping vestiges
2:03:35 Defeating Delilah
2:04:25 Pike has not gotten better at baking
2:08:05 Pike is getting morning wasted
2:09:05 An organic moment
2:10:30 Extracting the tongue
2:12:50 FCG’s soul
2:19:00 Vex has blown some minds
2:23:05 Vex gets lit too
2:25:40 Jacking into the mainframe
2:29:40 FCG still has no feet or tongue
2:45:05 Laudna’s cabin
2:50:15 Map out
2:53:15 Battle begins
2:59:50 Disco Ashton
3:09:10 The Win action
3:10:15 Fearne should’ve taken Percy’s mask
3:18:05 The dice tries to escape
3:21:25 HDYWTDT
3:24:50 Can’t they be bad at DnD
3:27:35 Spiritual bleach
3:37:00 GOADED
3:47:20 HDYWTDT
3:49:00 Top of the next round
3:55:30 HDYWTDT
3:56:45 Tidal wave
4:06:05 FCG is stressed
4:08:35 Super stealth
4:14:35 The reveal
4:15:50 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 MC Adverbot
0:04:40 Laura’s merch corner
0:08:50 Intro cinematic
0:10:40 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:00 Recap Ends
0:14:40 They killed their only note taker
0:17:25 Interrogating Treshi
0:30:15 Professionally confused
0:44:25 FCG tries to justify casting Ceremony
0:50:35 Ashton predicts the moral decline of the team
0:52:20 Taking notes on Whatbeydey
0:54:40 Sam reveals the flask
1:00:15 Messaging the Tempest
1:02:55 Chetney has history in Vasselheim?
1:07:40 Messaging Hexum (big waste)
1:10:30 It’s been awhile for Ashton
1:12:20 Shared Dream
1:15:05 Travel Day 2
1:17:50 Sandstorm skill challenge
1:37:40 Fearne screams
1:42:35 Fremen Fearne
1:49:30 Escaping the antlion
1:55:00 Saving Chetney
2:00:00 BREAK STARTS
2:06:05 Art Montage
2:10:00 BREAK ENDS (extra HP)
2:10:55 Travel Day 3
2:14:45 Travel Day 4
2:17:55 Soiled drawers
2:26:35 Fearne gaslights FCG (Fearne’s thrill-seeking)
2:30:40 Chetney and Mogen
2:36:10 Talking to Eshteross
2:45:25 Eshteross TPK
2:49:45 Calling back Keyleth
2:54:55 Lovingly looting Laudna’s body
2:59:25 In too deep (feeling that vein)
3:05:25 John Wick house
3:08:20 Show off the hole (Fearne is not allowed to carry important stuff)
3:15:25 Orlana Sheshadri
3:24:15 The proof is the lack of proof
3:32:05 Liam messes up the ad read
3:33:20 Chetney made business cards
3:42:20 Into Ashton’s memories
3:58:10 Kirk and Spock
4:03:05 Tiny Imogen and FCG
4:08:55 Awake
4:17:55 The people in Ashton’s nose
4:19:55 Messaging Delilah
4:26:10 Orym beats Keyleth’s scry DC
4:27:30 So dumb
4:28:55 Meeting the Tempest
4:31:30 Keyleth knows the type
4:33:05 Whitestone
4:35:15 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:10 Analog NordVPN ad
0:04:15 Laura’s merch corner
0:05:35 Intro cinematic
0:07:25 EPISODE STARTS
0:10:10 Recap Ends (FCG flashback)
0:11:50 Chetney flashback
0:13:25 Ashton flashback
0:14:20 Laudna flashback
0:15:45 Imogen flashback and decision
0:20:10 Map out
0:21:10 Laudna rolls a death save
0:23:50 FCG has to make a choice
0:27:45 Pants off DnD
0:31:50 Chentey considers siring Orym
0:32:55 Imogen runs to Laudna
0:33:50 New revivify item just dropped
0:34:40 Trim table (FCG reaches out to Fearne)
0:39:45 Fearne considers oblivion
0:42:25 Only got 30 seconds to save the world
0:43:30 Ashton makes an offer
0:46:20 Imogen with Laudna
0:57:05 Rollies
0:58:15 Cast your vote: Orym or Laudna
1:00:40 Marisha’s hoodie
1:02:25 Messaging Delilah
1:03:20 The coin is flipped
1:04:40 Fearne reaches out to Orym (Wildfire Druids get revivify)
1:06:30 Orym decides to return
1:10:55 Marisha leaves
1:13:55 Carry her
1:15:20 BREAK STARTS
1:19:45 Art Montage
1:25:25 BREAK ENDS
1:32:00 Carrying her the whole time
1:33:15 An old saying
1:38:35 Treshi’s story
1:41:10 Trying to intimidate
1:43:55 The rest of the story
1:45:35 Laura’s notes
1:51:30 Poop fighter
1:57:10 Master of wood
1:59:50 Planning conversation
2:06:45 Taking care of Pate
2:11:20 A flick of guidance (the lock)
2:14:00 Chetney samples the product
2:15:35 Chetney chases the green dragon
2:24:25 Potion of Possibility
2:28:50 Laura is keeping backup inventory
2:31:45 Thorough pat down
2:34:30 Party bags are filthy
2:37:00 Hiding
2:45:55 FCG mad dogs Chetney
2:48:05 FCG and Chetney (and a gift)
2:50:35 Discussing the storm visions
3:04:10 Messaging Xandas
3:06:35 Laura does a lot of crying
3:15:00 Salt from ToT (gentle repose)
3:18:10 Messaging Eshteross
3:20:55 Eshteross is Dutch
3:22:35 Chetney’s gift to FCG
3:25:20 FCG has an emotional breakdown
3:31:30 Reverse camouflage
3:33:35 Chetney has a “dynamite stick”
3:35:25 Sky ship extraction
3:40:05 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 Sam is a cat
0:03:20 Laura’s merch corner
0:08:10 Intro cinematic
0:10:00 EPISODE STARTS
0:13:10 Recap Ends
0:15:10 Team splits (Outside Team)
0:17:45 Scared to heal
0:27:00 Mister helps (pass)
0:30:45 Team Treshi
0:32:40 Quick trap check (falling down an ‘up’ escalator)
0:47:10 The lock recognizes the alpha
0:48:15 Howling at the lock
0:49:45 Treshi recognizes the alpha
0:52:05 Back to the Outside Team
0:59:35 FCG can be a car, not drive one
1:03:05 Get in, we’re escaping
1:06:35 Laudna and Otahan
1:12:20 Back to Team Treshi
1:16:45 We’re the Bells Hells, we’re not with you, you’re with us
1:18:20 Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal
1:30:20 Fearne opens the door
1:36:05 Otohan
1:40:30 BREAK STARTS
1:48:45 Art Montage
1:50:45 BREAK ENDS
2:02:15 Map out
2:05:30 Battle begins
2:08:05 Ashton down
2:11:55 Apologies
2:14:05 Chetney transforms
2:18:30 Imogen escapes into the house
2:29:05 Orym is out (Ashton out again)
2:33:25 Fearne is out (Mister’s revenge)
2:37:25 Sam will do an ad read while everyone dies
2:42:20 FCG has to choose who he likes more
2:47:25 Laudna goes down
2:50:05 Dorian Ex Machina
2:55:15 Chetney does not want to be left out
3:05:05 Laudna’s clutch 20
3:13:40 Orym’s final moment
3:18:40 Fearne down again
3:20:35 Careless whispers
3:25:10 Dropping Treshi
3:26:05 Messaging Otohan
3:29:40 Everyone is just staring at each other
3:32:00 Fearne’s last words
3:33:15 Chetney down
3:35:10 Imogen fights the storm
3:40:45 Wood shop’s closed
3:42:30 What would we do without Chetney (giving in)
3:44:10 Is she your favorite?
3:49:10 Dropping Laudna
3:52:50 Giving in
3:55:55 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 Sam brushes his teeth
0:05:25 Fearne/Ashley week
0:07:50 Intro cinematic
0:09:40 EPISODE STARTS
0:13:30 Recap Ends
0:21:20 FCG will go off
0:22:45 Who is the nicest?
0:25:45 Chetney Chiselhands
0:27:00 Bassuras Mint Pickles
0:31:20 Messaging Dancer
0:33:45 FCG cannot make faces
0:35:45 Who should disassemble FCG
0:42:50 Dancer
0:48:30 Whisper cam
0:52:55 Orym moves towards reconciliation
0:56:50 Chetney gets his first creepy message
0:58:45 FCG activates
0:59:55 The reunion
1:11:20 Origin of the tongue
1:12:20 Pints (returning the saw)
1:13:45 FCG has two HDMI ports, you have to set the right input
1:14:40 Metal is temporary, wood is forever (Chetney is done with this convo)
1:16:15 Ideas for new merch
1:19:30 Metal paints (science, it’ll get ya)
1:23:05 Joe describes Devexian
1:30:35 You know how people do brain surgery? (holding the saw)
1:32:55 Do a flip (surgery begins)
1:36:00 Chetney takes notes
1:38:50 Don’t do it, Laudna (do do do do do do do)
1:46:40 Getting in FCG’s head
1:51:40 Joe leaves
1:53:20 Karen culling
2:03:10 Nothing better than being a cleric who heals (making the tongue canon)
2:05:20 D’s nuts
2:11:55 Chetney will catch up
2:12:50 BREAK STARTS
2:19:15 Art Montage
2:22:50 BREAK ENDS
2:25:05 Laudna is struggling with the planning process
2:27:30 Wild magic
2:32:10 Am I gonna float forever?
2:34:00 Lots of broken things
2:35:40 Artana Voe
2:42:15 Let the gate drop
2:53:25 Rockman
2:55:40 Tiny weapon for Mister
3:04:55 Rockmond doesn’t know celebrities except Ratanish
3:10:10 Laudna flirts harder (and has been disappeared)
3:12:00 Liam loves his new ability
3:16:05 Deafening silence
3:18:50 Been awhile (crate AC)
3:30:40 Should we try and steal?
3:33:30 Ratanish’s hobbies
3:40:20 Soltryce Academy Wildcats
3:41:40 Chetney changes his appearance
3:43:10 FYI, two weeks’ notice is not a legal requirement, it just helps if you want a reference later
3:46:45 Brewch
3:51:50 Give him the hole
3:59:05 Ashton and Laudna shop for rings
4:07:05 Ashton and Laudna
4:12:35 Chetney’s infiltration
4:19:05 Reporting in
4:31:55 Fight time
4:34:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 Sam weirdly does a truly heartfelt ad
0:03:05 Marisha will outlive Sam
0:04:25 Laura’s merch corner
0:04:50 Intro cinematic
0:06:35 EPISODE STARTS
0:09:50 Recap Ends
0:12:20 FCG is in a bad way
0:21:15 Ludinus Daleth
0:22:30 Advantage
0:26:15 He is gone
0:36:10 Resetting FCG
0:38:55 Ashton tests the lens
0:41:25 Learning by breaking
0:44:55 GEMS!!
0:45:55 Shake weight
0:47:35 National Treasuring
0:52:45 Good wood
0:54:25 I don’t know much
0:57:55 Messing with the map
1:00:05 Trying to reveal invisible ink
1:07:10 Laudna needs to address her scalp health
1:11:45 Ollie’s mind
1:22:15 Leaving graffiti in the brain
1:25:50 Stay clear of the hole
1:27:05 The music box
1:28:25 Chetney takes charge
1:31:00 The Red Moons and Fred Boons
1:32:05 Uncut jems
1:33:15 Chetney is the bank
1:38:55 Laudna loves flight
1:42:05 Knowledge on a biscuit
1:44:40 Chetney rides Laudna
1:49:20 Rage room
1:50:10 Imogen does some unlicensed therapy
1:54:05 Emergency doll
1:55:55 Let’s kill all of our parents!
1:58:15 Fearne confronts her parents
2:02:05 Fearne’s child
2:06:35 The doll was just a bonus
2:07:45 Caviar and Pate
2:09:35 Pate is the only party member who is getting any
2:10:30 Orym and Imogen
2:15:50 Sending to Keyleth
2:19:30 Orym KO’s Imogen
2:21:25 Sending to Dorian
2:22:55 Sending to Dancer
2:25:20 The birdhouse is a’rockin (Imogen and Laudna)
2:26:30 Laura blows it up (Travis and Laura nod to each other at 2:27:30)
2:40:05 Art Montage
2:43:00 BREAK ENDS
2:43:55 Chetney has finished the whole therapy doll family (More FCG body parts)
2:45:35 Orym doing crossfit
2:56:00 You know what you did (4 points)
3:00:35 PVP begins
3:03:55 Initiative
3:06:10 Bassuras Dynamics
3:07:25 FCG is Ruidusborn
3:08:10 Hunger of the Shadow
3:09:25 HDYWTDT (but actually no)
3:13:00 Chetney was honestly going easy on FCG (HDYWTDT)
3:14:35 The aftermath
3:17:25 FCG awakens
3:23:20 The one-eyed monster
3:26:25 Chetney is impressed
3:30:00 FCG core memories (Andy)
3:31:55 Everyone except Orym could snap and murder everyone else
3:35:55 Oh dear
3:37:50 Coach Orym gives the team a locker room speech
3:41:05 Everyone wants the wolf
3:44:55 Who’s buzzsaw?
3:46:25 Imogen and Laudna
3:49:50 A lot has happened
3:52:20 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:35 Cutting the fight promo
0:01:50 The fight
0:02:55 The Lady Fingers
0:04:30 Laura’s merch corner
0:07:05 Travis tempts fate
0:07:40 Intro cinematic
0:09:30 EPISODE STARTS
0:11:40 Recap Ends
0:14:40 Imogen pukes
0:17:05 Catching air
0:20:10 Matt shares a weird body fact
0:25:20 Ambush
0:39:10 Ire of Maracris (Imogen makes a play)
0:43:35 Map out
0:47:35 Battle begins
0:49:20 Mary Christmas
0:57:40 Not trying to kill him?
0:58:30 Firing every bullet
1:09:00 And that’s one action
1:11:10 16 misses the leg
1:12:35 Curse these tiny legs
1:15:00 Laura is Imogen, Laudna, Vex, and Vax
1:19:00 Microdosing (doing great Brennan)
1:20:10 Speed bump
1:27:30 The real Laudna
1:32:00 Orbital decay
1:36:40 This was supposed to be a social encounter
1:39:15 Matt’s sound effects shape the landscape
1:40:35 Spiking a heal pot into FCG
1:41:50 Imogen’s silence speaks volumes
1:45:45 HDYWTDT
1:48:30 Birdie’s unconscious kill
1:52:20 They won’t be able to salvage the crawler
1:57:55 Blaze it
2:01:00 BREAK STARTS
2:10:50 Art Montage
2:12:05 BREAK ENDS
2:15:20 The Calloway Layaway
2:22:25 More rocks
2:24:05 Ball handling
2:28:20 Ollie
2:31:40 Ira has a top hat
2:37:30 Ashley gets scared by the crew giving her a mug
2:39:40 The telescope
2:49:30 Matt remembers Hondir
2:51:00 Ollie’s story
3:04:00 Nightmare mask
3:06:35 Our sponsors still exist (Chetney is back)
3:08:10 A Pretty situation
3:10:40 Birdie and Ollie’s love story
3:14:45 Chetney wasted Birdie
3:17:05 Fearne’s standup (USB)
3:19:00 The Morrigan
3:25:30 Looking at Ruidus
3:35:05 A city
3:37:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 Scam Riegel
0:05:05 Laura’s merch corner
0:07:25 Intro cinematic
0:09:10 EPISODE STARTS
0:11:40 Recap Ends
0:19:35 Yu Safiad
0:29:05 Fearne is Ruidus born
0:30:10 Map out
0:33:45 Battle begins
0:37:15 Can we level up?
0:44:05 Laudna is conflicted
0:50:20 Long whisper
0:55:30 Elaborate
0:59:55 Mixed signals (Birdie explains what is probably the primary conflict of C3)
1:05:30 FCG really wants to heal Yu
1:08:05 Searching Dusk’s pockets
1:29:05 Moonfall
1:30:40 3-sided coin
1:43:35 They don’t even know the name
1:48:10 Yu is everyone
1:49:25 Yu is basic
1:53:05 Hold music
1:56:00 Like mother like daughter
1:57:05 Fearne is all pockets
1:58:25 Erika’s victory lap
2:00:35 BREAK STARTS
2:07:00 Art Montage
2:10:45 BREAK ENDS
2:13:40 Laudna messages Imogen
2:21:55 Smacking Imogen
2:23:30 Bring back Rigel
2:33:05 I don’t know much
2:38:15 Birdie’s story
2:53:25 Laudna has one foot in the grave
2:55:40 When did the moon get there
3:01:10 Planewalker Ryn
3:03:35 What was your mother’s name?
3:20:00 Birdie loves Taste of Tal’dorei
3:23:15 Night Mare King
3:29:40 Respect the winner
3:31:40 Road trip seats
3:33:50 Riding out
3:35:40 Oh, Hondir
3:36:36 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:10 A Severance is canon in the Nordiverse
0:15:25 These unprecedented times
0:06:20 Intro cinematic
0:08:05 EPISODE STARTS (name rings a bell)
0:10:10 Recap Ends
0:11:40 Setting up the carts
0:15:00 Changing a tire with FCG
0:20:25 The tanglefoot maneuver (Chetney swore never to work metal)
0:24:20 You get to the start line, remove your wheel, and replace it with a guy
0:25:10 FCG’s warpaint
0:35:05 FCG can’t guide
0:36:40 Fearne did her best (what’s happening?)
0:39:05 Imogen recognizes Otohan
0:41:55 Fearne gets some bad rolls out
0:46:40 And they’re off
0:48:15 Race begins
0:51:15 D
0:57:15 Lead your shot
0:58:20 FCG is vibrating (turtle shells)
1:01:30 Chetney is loving this
1:03:25 Sponsored by Auto Zone
1:09:35 BEES
1:12:50 UGH
1:15:40 Chasing cars
1:20:50 FCG has an owl neck and jazz hands
1:23:20 Granny gets wrecked (remembering Kynan)
1:25:25 Knight Rider
1:29:55 Oh… no it’s bad
1:36:25 Travis will always be Grog
1:39:05 HDYWTDT
1:46:00 Werewolf driving an apocalyptic racer (FCG throws the horns)
1:49:10 Scott Pilgrim references
1:54:45 Horror dynamite
1:56:20 You got Crit’d (throw up)
2:00:45 Spiritual weapon because it’s funny
2:04:20 Orym drops in
2:12:00 Dusk drops in
2:16:30 Wilhelm off the cliff
2:17:45 BREAK STARTS
2:25:25 Art Montage
2:27:45 BREAK ENDS (bats)
2:30:00 Slam damage
2:31:55 Dissonant whispers
2:34:15 High beams
2:37:10 HDYWTDT
2:39:05 Roll that Slammage (HDYWTDT)
2:43:05 Laura loves the kagaronk
2:45:20 Down in kagaronk
2:49:20 Not invisible
2:54:00 FCG knows Laudna is driving
3:02:20 Laudna is not as good a driver
3:15:30 FCG had limited control
3:19:00 Every little thing
3:24:50 HDYWTDT
3:28:25 That seems dangerous (Fearne protecc)
3:36:45 Left it in neutral
3:41:40 Stuff Fearne took
3:46:00 Feeding FCG
3:48:00 FCG has an important message for Imahara Joe
3:50:25 Imogen and Laudna
3:53:40 Race recap
3:54:55 Laudna rejects Dusk
3:59:05 No thoughts, head empty (in actuality, prob a ring of mind shielding)
4:01:35 Chetney cold guesses Dusk’s whole deal
4:04:10 Dusk plays Fearne real hard
4:09:50 Orym can’t read FCG’s lips
4:12:45 Confused morning
4:17:20 Fearne’s family
4:23:00 Dusk(?) makes their play
4:27:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 Ashley expands the Quip Loungiverse
0:04:50 Laura’s merch corner
0:05:45 Intro cinematic
0:07:35 EPISODE STARTS
0:11:20 Recap Ends
0:17:30 Chetney the mime (how old is Chetney)
0:19:45 Pink hands
0:22:50 Etiquette montage (Bruce Fort, friend of Mike Hunt)
0:24:00 Fearne has Imogen’s stuff
0:33:40 Fey mail
0:38:15 Only Chetney (Gently breaking news to Fearne)
0:50:00 Dusk makes a move on Laudna
0:52:40 Imogen and Laudna (a friendship ring between pals)
0:57:15 A diegetic Making Its Way
0:59:55 FCG mediates
1:01:40 Exchanging rocks (FCG and Imogen)
1:06:40 Reach out to Delilah?
1:08:55 Remembering Dancer (oh no)
1:13:10 Orym and Dusk
1:17:25 Orym and Dusk fight
1:23:45 Reverse it
1:29:55 Gust the shmack
1:31:15 Dusk makes a move on Orym
1:34:35 I’m sure Fearne will be responsible (Ashton comforts FCG)
1:36:20 The music box
1:37:55 No paints
1:40:05 Flesh eyelids
1:42:45 Green gem
1:48:00 Fearne’s gift (the invitation’s out there)(Dusk wishes they were as smooth as Chetney)
1:49:20 FCG hair
1:50:50 BREAK STARTS
2:00:45 Art Montage
2:02:45 BREAK ENDS
2:07:55 Sam’s shirt (For the ease of the narrative)
2:14:20 Matt notices Sam’s shirt (guns for children/monkeys)
2:17:05 Mister almost kills everyone
2:22:30 Lots of chains in Bassuras
2:23:20 Laudna messages Imogen
2:24:50 Tanvir gave himself a nickname
2:28:30 A conversation with Ratanish
2:34:30 Otohan
2:45:40 Fearne makes a big move
2:52:05 Made of rats
2:56:20 Laudna message
3:02:25 9-inch glass cylinders
3:09:55 Race at dawn
3:14:10 Magic fungus drugs
3:17:10 Dusk just doesn’t know anymore (Mostly planning between now and the end)
3:26:10 FCG is R2ing
3:27:25 The crawler mini
3:30:25 Imogen mounts FCG
3:34:35 Chetney is a safe driver
3:41:20 Danger zone
3:56:50 Unfortunate last name
3:59:25 Close ups on the minis
4:01:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:45 MyJohnson
0:01:55 Sam gets cream pied
0:05:40 Laura’s gamer corner
0:08:05 Intro cinematic
0:09:55 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:20 Recap Ends
0:13:20 Fearne hangs out with Dusk
0:23:25 Fearne should start acting impulsively
0:24:20 Dusk alone
0:29:30 Oh no, Dusk are you okay?
0:30:50 Imogen’s dream
0:38:05 FCG is an ink jet
0:41:25 Not in a creepy way (sleep tells)
0:43:55 FCG is an intermediary
0:45:40 Orym toots constantly
0:47:35 Mom’s spaghetti (Imogen awake)
0:54:30 Imogen with a bob fanart
1:00:35 Tanvir the Rake
1:08:25 Orym has some dietary issues
1:10:15 Laudna threatens Ashton (had a dream last night…)
1:11:45 All-Minds-Burn Team
1:15:15 Sam is packing CR merch on the side
1:19:50 Ashton definitely was not one of these creeps
1:22:05 Justi Pross
1:27:00 Glasses off
1:29:05 Hivemind (dry weather)
1:34:45 The Run
1:37:20 This is all so tenuous, it has to work (Greymoore kids)
1:39:35 Finders Takers Team
1:41:30 How to give bad news
1:45:50 Esmer
1:49:10 FCG learns some backstory stuff
1:58:20 Fearne continuously destroys an explosives shop
2:04:55 BREAK STARTS
2:13:35 Art Montage
2:15:35 BREAK ENDS (Orym and Laudna shopping team)
2:19:00 Mom and Nancy (Little Georgie)
2:23:15 Orym supports Laudna
2:29:10 Marisha restyles her hair
2:31:00 No smoking in the fortress
2:32:05 Laudna messaging Orym
2:36:25 What’s a car?
2:43:15 This is how we duel (death or glory)
2:45:20 The one-eyed monster
2:46:35 FCG messaging
2:48:05 Matt compresses time
2:49:40 Erika inked herself
2:53:50 Imahara Joe’s
3:05:35 The Run details
3:10:30 It’s gruesome for FCG
3:18:45 You’re accountable for the words of your mouth
3:21:55 Prince Storm
3:24:05 Setting up FCG and Joe
3:25:35 Out of character desires
3:28:05 Chetney’s plan
3:32:20 No one planned like Vox Machina
3:35:50 Painting terrain (Fearne’s parents)
3:42:40 FCG learns a lot more backstory stuff
3:47:45 Erika is going to break that pen again
3:49:05 Consensually inspecting your capabilities
3:51:45 Joe has the hots for FCG
3:56:45 FCG pulls rank (we’ll always need wood)
4:02:15 Postcards
4:08:40 The Undercarriage
4:10:05 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:35 Sam mocking Matt
0:02:35 Male presenting nipples
0:04:15 Ladies night (and new album just dropped)
0:05:35 Laura's merch corner
0:10:10 Episode Starts
0:14:00 Recap Ends (Burt Reynolds is back)
0:17:20 Continuing your way
0:18:20 Meeting a robot
0:22:50 Orym burps
0:25:45 Taste of Tal’dorei
0:26:45 Abandon your irony
0:29:25 King Dressig
0:30:45 Errevon the Rimelord
0:33:25 Orym is the token Taldoren
0:35:40 Errevon lore
0:36:15 Exploring the menu
0:39:14 Dusk's whole deal (The Calloways)
0:45:55 Failing on the Werthers Dice
0:48:10 The peppers and breezers
0:50:25 Dinner theater
0:54:40 Slow clap
0:56:05 Matt finally gives a definitive date for C3
1:04:35 Fearne is an influencer
1:07:55 Imogen is better than FCG (the Winter's Crest Bowl)
1:09:35 Imogen crosses her eyes
1:13:05 Messaging the Calloways
1:19:40 Imogen rocks the shaved head (paper crowns)
1:22:00 RIP Grant Imahara
1:23:00 Trading with a Tal’dorei weeb
1:26:30 The mirror
1:27:50 What can I ever do to repay you?
1:30:00 The gratitude of a theater major
1:31:05 FCG is savage
1:32:35 Laudna and FCG having therapy in the gift shop
1:40:15 TOT
1:42:15 Dusk's fantasy knick knacks
1:42:55 Orym and Imogen
1:47:40 The Rime Lord turns over the table (giving gifts)
1:50:40 Misspelling
1:55:05 Planning
1:57:40 (W)hole conversation
2:02:20 Picking teams
2:08:30 Ring shopping
2:19:55 Chetney and FCG kick doors
2:24:55 Break Starts
2:33:25 Art Montage
2:35:25 Break Ends
2:40:55 They're not so different, FCG and Laudna
2:42:35 Farting is great
2:55:25 Furiosa style
3:00:20 A novel sewer system
3:06:55 Learning about Quokka
3:09:55 Fearne the Quokka
3:11:50 Marisha is killing it with the fun animal facts
3:18:10 Fearne gets caught
3:19:25 Mike Hunt
3:23:50 Laudna messaging Dusk
3:26:20 More Laudna messages
3:27:55 Imogen trusts Fearne
3:29:40 Too cute (Fearne just becomes an actual pet)
3:32:05 Quokka cries
3:35:55 Quokka vs. Gang member
3:40:20 Laudna messages not Imogen (are you and Laudna a thing?)
3:41:30 Ashton also provides couples therapy
3:34:15 Laudna wants Imogen to step on her
3:47:35 Fearne has learned her lesson (planning begins, and continues for the rest of the episode)
3:53:40 Sam pushes them towards the set piece Battle
3:55:40 This is actually great encounter design by Sam
3:58:40 Exfiltrating a giant hamster ball
4:08:25 HEY MATT, WHAT TIME IS IT? (Hole based exfil)
4:16:25 Travis was wrong about everything
4:17:35 Forgery contest
4:23:25 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:25 Hand wrestling interview
0:02:45 Flick Flair
0:03:45 Arora
0:07:30 Intro cinematic
0:09:15 EPISODE STARTS
0:11:45 Recap Ends
0:14:15 Shai Halud
0:21:25 Chetney got played
0:32:25 Dirty minded monster
0:39:05 Don’t try this
0:43:40 Ashton shadow boxes a rock
0:47:10 Don’t promise to lift the monster
0:48:00 Chetney gets conflicting orders
0:51:35 The airlift
0:55:40 Ashton is pinned
0:58:10 Shaking down the caravan
0:59:40 FCG has a flesh tongue
1:01:25 Bassuras
1:06:45 Imogen Knoxville
1:10:15 Meeting the bikers
1:18:30 Orym tugging on Ashton’s “leg”
1:26:55 This guy is not intimidating
1:28:55 Sam brings up the dartboard
1:38:05 Everyone takes inventory of their trash
1:48:00 Taste of Tal’dorei comes back
1:48:55 Ashton only answers questions on a delay
1:51:45 Fearne needs to mess with FCG
1:54:30 Fearne was totally watching
1:59:25 Chetney cleans house
2:02:05 FCG tells the story of the bird that hates him
2:03:20 Chetney and FCG bond
2:06:15 Everyone touches FCG’s grass
2:09:05 Chetney wants Pate and Sashimi to move in together
2:13:20 Erika enters
2:16:55 BREAK STARTS
2:26:20 Art Montage
2:28:20 BREAK ENDS (map out)
2:31:10 Battle begins
2:34:25 You’re blowing it, Ray
2:41:45 Time after time
2:53:50 Bald Imogen
3:01:35 We gotta go
3:03:55 Big bada boom
3:10:45 Nice try
3:21:45 Monologue
3:24:50 HDYWTDT HDYWTDT
3:28:50 HDYWTDT
3:30:30 Dusk falls
3:34:20 Dusk instantly just tells everyone their whole deal
3:38:05 Imogen’s new wig
3:45:30 What did I leave in here?
3:48:05 Fearne is a single mom
3:55:15 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 The VCR behind Matt’s screen (Ashley’s inner monologue)
0:04:40 Laura’s merch corner (SAM HIT IT)
0:07:00 Calamity
0:09:25 Intro cinematic
0:11:10 EPISODE STARTS (TikTok ends)
0:14:00 Don’t forget the cookies
0:15:05 Recap Ends (Chetney goes on a mission of righteous revenge)
0:22:20 Rescue 911
0:26:30 Roughing up a merchant
0:33:45 Smashing into the door
0:36:25 Now everyone wants to sneak out
0:37:30 Giving Ashley/Fearne control of inventory
0:39:00 Probing the hole
0:43:30 Fearne has the owner’s manual (pulling out the horn)
0:45:50 Orym’s gift
0:47:05 Don’t insult random woodworkers
0:50:55 C3 really downgraded the portable basecamp
0:52:25 Testing the edge cases
0:55:20 Supermarket sweep
0:56:30 Unloading Fearne’s pouch
0:59:20 Freaking out Eshteross
1:02:20 Chai ginger cookies
1:04:10 Fearne asks the real question
1:06:20 First time Dorian would’ve been useful
1:15:05 Khalil
1:18:00 Sam knows a single sailing term (Captain Xandis)
1:20:20 The Brum
1:22:40 Specialties
1:24:10 Orym does the Marisha Ray
1:27:25 Denalia
1:31:45 Shipping out
1:35:00 BREAK STARTS
1:44:20 Art Montage
1:45:55 BREAK ENDS
1:47:10 The Hellcatch Valley
1:56:30 Imogen and Ashton
1:59:40 Talking more to Captain Xandis
2:06:10 Orym does the Zephyr’atom
2:09:25 Gellidon is coming for them
2:11:50 Snake in the cloud
2:14:25 Ship out
2:16:10 MAGNETS
2:18:20 Battle begins
2:28:45 Imogen rages
2:29:35 Thinking with portals
2:38:10 Always do the Bane voice
2:41:40 Brain Stuff
2:45:50 Orym checks if he hit
2:51:05 Gordi is having a cool day
2:52:05 Chetney used up all his luck in the Prism Emporium
3:00:00 Good job protecting yourself
3:08:15 Double balls
3:09:30 HDYWTDT
3:12:00 Orym goes over
3:17:25 How’s it going?
3:19:10 HDYWTDT
3:23:40 Imogen can fly
3:27:15 Fearne doesn’t want to waste heals
3:29:15 Chetney was protecting the barrels
3:34:25 Fearne squeezes the eye
3:38:05 Matt has to describe an eye dissection
3:39:30 What of you?
3:41:10 Planking
3:44:30 FCG and Imogen
3:45:20 Dating Loudna
3:47:20 Pate is a creep
3:49:10 FCG defends his beliefs with facts and logic
3:51:30 Sleeping Laudna (giving Sashimi a wig)
3:54:05 Laudna is a changed woman
3:58:20 Laudna and Imogen
4:07:30 Laudna takes the pouch
4:10:15 You lied
4:12:00 Everyone freaks out
4:14:35 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 Royalty free lounge
0:03:30 Laura’s merch corner
0:06:50 Intro cinematic
0:08:40 EPISODE STARTS
0:11:40 Recap Ends (Fearne was a bit absent)
0:12:25 FCG being not creepy
0:15:05 Reviewing the Jrusar itinerary
0:20:25 Chetney island
0:21:55 Getting the names of all the employees
0:24:05 Driving down the value
0:24:55 Fearne serves Kender vibes
0:26:50 Laudna passive-aggressive roleplay
0:32:25 Kill Tua Tutwani
0:34:45 Fearne being not creepy to Ashton
0:36:30 Fearne pokes the brain
0:38:05 Smiley face
0:39:20 Ashton’s dreams
0:43:15 Sticky coins from Fearne’s pouch
0:44:00 Actually we know lots of toymakers (carnal desires)
0:45:55 Blurry Fearne
0:52:10 Dinah Vashur, music teacher to the stars
0:53:10 Ballet feet
0:54:50 Hexum
1:03:40 Examining FCG
1:08:45 FCG takes Hexum on an incredibly short date
1:12:20 Getting the statue
1:20:20 Ugh, 23
1:21:20 Laudna thinks Ashton is pale (wooden mouthguard)
1:27:25 Chetney takes Ashton’s measurements
1:29:50 Laudna has seen the fanart
1:33:00 I also can’t wait for the inevitable gondola fight
1:33:50 Chetney has the idea that FCG might have the soul of a dead person
1:37:30 Avicii
1:40:35 Protocol for the Lord
1:44:40 Eshteross can train with himself
1:46:20 Accomplished but not retired
1:48:25 BREAK STARTS
1:54:50 Art Montage
1:58:25 BREAK ENDS (Eshteross’s briefing)
2:02:45 Vex’s letter (Dictator)
2:05:55 Different episodes
2:09:00 Exploring the new map
2:23:45 FCG was buffering for awhile
2:25:35 The dangers of airship travel
2:27:00 Tonight, I bake
2:32:20 Sam attempts to eat an Oreo off his own face
2:36:55 Chetney tries to talk his way past guards for the first time
2:42:10 Sam’s flask
2:50:25 Werewolf background
2:56:10 Werewolf reproduction
2:58:20 Chetney is in control
2:59:40 The asteroid metaphor
3:06:15 Chetney pelt
3:08:30 The fault in our moons
3:12:55 Talking about Chetney’s control
3:15:10 Travis has a hard time holding the accent with Laura
3:18:10 Werewolf edging
3:22:40 Marwa’s Trove
3:26:40 Butcher’s Bib
3:32:50 Portable hole
3:34:40 Caleb’s Produce Flame
3:44:40 Zhudanna gets older and older (saying goodbye)
3:46:55 Anni Aughta is still cool
3:50:35 Interrogating Milo
3:56:55 Give Milo the blood bib
3:59:00 Travis peeks at the gas can
4:03:35 FCG and Imogen are psychonauts
4:17:50 Bloody wolf
4:18:45 Orym messages Dorian
4:20:35 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 For one night only, a C1 style game (feel better Ashley)
0:01:00 Hand wrestling
0:04:30 Sam has a hard come down after that one
0:08:20 Intro cinematic
0:10:05 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:25 Recap Ends
0:14:10 Battle begins
0:24:30 Laura does Fearne
0:28:55 Chetney is still curious about the other room
0:37:25 Laudna also wants to see the other room
0:38:45 Laudna and Imogen engage in some piggyback
0:41:50 Whatever happens it’s Liam’s fault (watch Liam and Laura)
0:42:45 The Yassification of Liam and Laura
0:44:00 Nice
0:46:45 FCG is in neutral
0:48:35 Who’s Santa now
0:50:45 Ashley rolls a nat 20
0:53:00 Movable rod
0:59:05 Matt tries to explain to Liam what Orym can’t do
1:06:40 HDYWTDT
1:10:00 The Yaassification of Marisha
1:11:35 FCG is now Dave Matthews
1:16:45 Matthew is unhinged
1:23:20 HDYWTDT
1:26:15 They come up with the single riskiest plan I’ve ever heard
1:34:20 The Yaaassification of Young Sam
1:43:00 The other team approaches
1:44:35 Imogen turns on the oven
1:48:15 Imogen is subjected to the Milgram experiment
1:55:15 Making peace
2:02:45 The Yaaaassification of Travis
2:04:50 Chetney makes the grab
2:06:05 Sam does his plug
2:09:25 Hishari lore
2:12:45 Chetney is an expert in coming downstairs
2:18:45 Mask of the Serpent
2:22:10 Laura almost makes the mistake
2:24:20 BREAK STARTS
2:31:50 Art Montage
2:34:20 BREAK ENDS
2:35:15 Hot both ways
2:37:00 FCG hacks up the earring
2:38:25 Fake betrayal
2:42:30 Marisha’s Fearne impression
2:43:35 The Prize
2:45:15 The Consequences
2:47:35 Trying to ignore Chetney
2:51:35 Long rest
2:52:40 Marisha is Yaaaaassified again
2:53:40 Unbluing Imogen
2:57:20 Bosoms Galore
3:01:55 Reading the last page first
3:06:05 Fearne has a pouch
3:07:55 Chetney meets his match
3:11:10 Uthodurn standoff
3:14:20 Post-standoff backstory
3:18:15 Picking up the bread (Grim Verity background)
3:21:30 Chetney takes one for the road
3:24:05 Travel montage
3:27:25 The papers are revealed
3:28:45 The Yaaaaaassification of Matt
3:33:50 Feeding FCG
3:34:50 Taliesing takes advantage of Ashley’s absence
3:36:10 Use them poorly
3:37:10 The travel montage continues
3:38:25 The Yaaaaaaassification of Liam once again
3:40:40 Horses have no souls
3:42:55 Blindspot
3:44:30 More Yaaaaaassssification of Marisha
3:45:40 Level up hp
3:47:25 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 Wow, Laura can really disappear into a role (NordVPN saga)
0:04:50 Laura’s merch corner
0:06:45 Prompter panic attack
0:07:35 Intro cinematic
0:09:20 EPISODE STARTS
0:11:45 Recap Ends
0:12:45 Poodle impalers
0:14:30 They have not planned for any of this
0:16:15 Playing dirty
0:19:25 Glass cutters
0:22:05 Freezing the metal wouldn’t help
0:25:10 Travel photos
0:31:10 More Hydroga art
0:34:10 Looking for museum info desk
0:39:00 Mission ImPockapee
0:40:00 Hydroga is a freak
0:42:40 The Creepy One
0:50:00 Du’adio, the Golden Dream
0:52:35 Attacked by cutlery
0:53:55 The tripline works
0:55:55 Laudna message
0:57:30 Found the earing closet
0:58:45 Sam’s Ruidus wheel
1:00:20 Found the bathroom
1:06:55 Slow open
1:09:05 Carry the rugs with us
1:12:15 The sister craft
1:13:15 Your fault
1:15:05 Chetney gets caught in a full Home Alone
1:18:45 Orym sets up the old Antique
1:21:45 Museum map out (first room)
1:24:35 Lyth Headdress
1:27:45 The Ruidus wheel progresses
1:30:30 Silly string trap
1:38:55 Second room
1:42:05 Push door
1:44:05 On the dais, Amodeus
1:47:35 Hallucinogenic gas trap
1:51:45 FCG and Fearne are still freaking out
1:58:10 The third room
2:00:40 The fourth room
2:01:55 BREAK STARTS
2:06:40 Art Montage
2:11:55 BREAK ENDS
2:12:45 Fearne bucks
2:14:05 Hazel Copperfield
2:15:40 Ho-hu
2:18:05 Haunted Mask of the Mountain…
2:19:35 Puppet attack
2:21:15 Battle begins
2:23:05 Bane
2:24:55 Back things up in life
2:29:55 Laughter
2:42:55 Everyone does a Marisha impression
2:44:35 Fearne kills wood (Laura loses her ring pop)
2:48:55 New map
2:52:35 Journal of Vespin Chloras (he released the Betrayer Gods and started The Calamity)
2:55:15 The Hungry Fathom and the Spear of Judgement
2:56:35 Ashley chokes, how embarrassing
2:59:00 Rescuing Chetney
3:11:40 Chetney’s feral need
3:16:10 The lion room (jumping the gap)
3:20:35 The Ruidus wheel progresses
3:22:30 Werewolf lockpicking
3:25:15 The Earring room
3:29:45 Wind Folly
3:35:10 …
3:36:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:01:25 The story of Travis and Laura
0:05:55 Laura’s merch corner
0:08:35 Intro cinematic
0:10:25 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:40 Recap Ends
0:14:10 Lime surprise
0:20:05 The attack
0:22:45 Multiverse
0:25:00 Ruidusborn
0:32:45 Historical figure lore
0:42:20 Matt implies that there are people powerful enough to teleport to the moon
0:45:50 Fearne wants to take the telescope
0:49:30 Don’t look at me, I’m roleplaying
0:51:25 Cosmologist
0:54:25 Is Keyleth Ruidusborn?
0:55:25 How old is everyone in C1
0:56:20 Vax stopped aging too
0:57:35 Eye of the Hurricane
1:01:20 When is now exactly?
1:06:10 Good whittling
1:06:55 Eye of the Chetney
1:07:55 Smooth product placement
1:10:25 Playing with the water pot
1:12:15 Fearne swims in
1:15:25 Michael’s product placement
1:18:25 Elemental Plane of Lime
1:21:40 Sniffing the wood
1:22:45 Estani saw the whole thing
1:26:10 More details about the Ashari attack
1:29:20 Chetney is the fake face
1:31:00 Cottagecore town
1:32:30 Three shopping scenes? In this economy?
1:34:05 Mosscobble wares
1:36:40 Fishing minigame unlocked
1:37:45 Limes are the new chairs
1:39:45 Glass cutters
1:42:15 The shovel
1:44:25 Witherbough medicines
1:49:55 The rivals bought everyone out
1:53:05 7 silver < 1 platinum (they forget about this, which is even funnier)
1:58:00 Knot Forgotten
2:01:05 Going décor shopping
2:02:40 Oltgar
2:03:40 Creepy puppet
2:05:15 Liam staring seductively at Matt
2:05:55 Jump scare
2:10:55 Chetney does face stuff
2:15:20 Guns
2:17:15 Maybe keep your mouth shut (sweeten with a lime)
2:19:40 Used ring pop and old fritos (Chetney has a crush or a rival)
2:23:20 Moongazing
2:24:45 Fan artists have given Imogen glasses
2:28:45 BREAK STARTS
2:33:40 Art Montage
2:38:45 BREAK ENDS
2:50:00 FCG splooges on the telescope (flat Ruidus)
2:53:45 More splooge
2:56:20 Decompose
3:00:25 Sashimi
3:03:05 Chetney plays with the box (a close call)
3:04:50 Pate moves fast
3:09:25 Imogen’s dream
3:15:35 Fearne didn’t manage to steal anything
3:21:30 Growing magic marks
3:28:20 Friendship bracelets
3:30:00 Puppet burlesque
3:31:30 Heist planning
3:35:20 Sugar daddy Chetney
3:37:15 It actually was that group
3:38:45 The DM urge to come up with a name on the fly
3:39:55 Matt drops a bunch of genie lore
3:41:55 Does anyone have questions…. About me?
3:50:20 Cleric check
3:54:55 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:01:00 New merch item: Special Aiming Pants
0:05:20 3 games in 5 days, it’s gonna be a rough week
0:07:45 Laura’s merch corner
0:09:05 Intro cinematic
0:10:55 EPISODE STARTS
0:13:30 Recap Ends, map out
0:14:40 Close to wood
0:15:50 Battle begins (top of the round to ya)
0:21:30 It’s again
0:26:55 Chetney takes Marisha’s catchphrase
0:27:50 Groggily
0:31:00 FCG is having flashbacks
0:31:30 Therapy works (at least 1d6 worth)
0:33:10 Party monster
0:36:25 Ashton goes right through you
0:38:35 An absolute lawyer move
0:40:05 Laura is blue again
0:44:55 Oh no, not the cleric… and Laudna
0:50:45 Legendary actions
0:52:45 Gonna be honest, never seen a kid eat a pen
0:57:05 I feel like someone in Exandria must have invented pizza, right?
1:01:50 Here we go
1:06:15 Laudna is hard to kill
1:07:55 Whitestone Andy was next rope over
1:09:35 Laudna crawls out
1:23:55 HDYWTDT
1:27:45 Fearne should not trust her instincts (Scritchies)
1:32:35 Two werewolves is too many
1:35:00 Critical Role is now in the pimple popping game
1:38:55 Chetney gets to work
1:41:30 Tassles for Imogen
1:49:10 For more of this lore, check out Call of the Netherdeep
1:53:30 Barracuda
1:54:25 BREAK STARTS
2:03:20 Art Montage
2:05:45 BREAK ENDS
2:15:15 Bingus appears in CR
2:18:30 FCG has very conspicuous spellcasting
2:23:20 The Firbolg accent
2:25:30 Uncut jams
2:27:40 Ashton is uncut
2:34:15 Fishing for rumors
2:36:30 Not a good place for books
2:39:45 Business horses
2:43:55 Splitting the party, but all going to the inn
2:48:15 Dobby Kingsman
3:00:15 The museum
3:05:30 A Waters into a Hogan
3:12:15 Everyone asks about FCG
3:14:10 Sneezing is not normal, I never sneeze
3:18:00 Estani
3:23:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:01:10 Finger wrestling
0:04:40 Big Boiii
0:07:20 Laura’s merch corner
0:09:20 Intro cinematic
0:11:10 EPISODE STARTS
0:13:20 Recap Ends
0:16:50 Imogen and Laudna
0:24:55 Sam unveils the flask
0:27:10 Marisha lays down the law
0:28:00 FCG is normal for him
0:30:05 Fearne and Chetney both had bad nights
0:33:40 The Gnarlrock
0:40:10 Opinions are like opera
0:41:00 Fearne becomes a shade mother (also, Fearne backstory)
0:44:05 Laudna gives Chetney dating advice
0:45:45 Chetney took care of himself and no holes were invaded
0:46:45 Fearne will go through this entire party
0:49:20 Zhudonna is very old and cute
0:54:15 Meeting Hexum
0:56:05 Messing with the filters
0:57:25 Hexum’s quest
1:05:25 FCG is worth a lot
1:12:45 Fearne and Laudna summarize the last couple episodes
1:15:45 People start leaving the theater
1:20:25 Fearne loves Eshteross
1:21:40 Bellz Heckz
1:25:00 Pent up energy
1:28:05 Matt tweaks the action economy of his homebrew
1:32:35 Orym rides FCG
1:34:00 No sillgoats from the horsemonger
1:38:20 Please get a chariot
1:42:10 Describing the horses (horse with hands)
1:44:30 Chetney is the alpha
1:46:15 Imogen and Chetney talk about the storm
1:49:50 Recognize The Alpha
1:51:30 Third character
1:53:30 The party is made of spell components
1:56:25 BREAK STARTS
2:05:25 Art Montage
2:06:30 BREAK ENDS (new set lighting)
2:09:40 Passing out the horses
2:11:55 Fake leg Halloween costume
2:13:20 Day 1
2:13:55 Sam is an artist
2:18:35 Rabbit hunt
2:26:15 Making the grab
2:30:15 Horse names
2:32:25 Rabbit saliva (sixth horse)
2:38:40 Waning its way
2:41:20 FCG lighthouse (or maybe a tree)
2:43:35 Fearne’s family’s names
2:46:00 Feywild shard
2:57:10 Sam doesn’t know what sorcerers are
2:53:30 Fearne reaches out to the Fey
2:55:25 Day 2
2:58:40 Fearne and Ashton (Ashton was soft)
3:02:35 Watching Pate dance
3:03:25 Laudna drops backstory bombs
3:07:15 The worst thing that’s ever happened to me has already happened
3:14:40 Day 3
3:24:40 Chromatic rose
3:30:15 FCG and Imogen go deep and hard inside each other
3:34:35 Imogen and FCG hug it out
3:35:55 Were we supposed to be watching?
3:38:05 Chetney and Orym
3:40:20 Orym’s backstory
3:47:50 Day 4
3:51:55 Almost getting Ashton backstory
3:56:15 Trying to entice the fairy
4:02:30 Ashton takes care of the fairy
4:04:40 Fearne has no time for this
4:08:25 Angler tree
4:11:15 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:10 Haxorz click together
0:03:25 The actual most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen on CR
0:04:20 The face goes back to normal
0:05:55 Intro cinematic
0:07:45 EPISODE STARTS
0:11:35 Recap Ends
0:12:55 Cackoon
0:15:00 Sloughing
0:16:20 Balls
0:20:20 Big bear
0:26:10 Mind condom
0:28:00 Smoke is a bad idea
0:30:00 Visual aid
0:46:05 Map out
0:50:10 Battle begins
0:51:10 Sam unveils the gas can
0:54:05 Laudna and Laura look the same
0:55:35 Accidentally finding Mother’s weakness
1:03:05 Chetney benches 325, canon
1:03:35 Chetney let the dogs out
1:04:55 Orym loses himself in the music, the moment
1:10:15 The Shade Mother is real gross
1:14:15 Feeding the children
1:15:05 So hiiiiiiiigh
1:18:55 SHIELD
1:23:00 FCG got sliced
1:30:55 Mind bullets (that’s telekinesis, Kyle)
1:45:45 Uh oh
1:49:55 FCG pulls the lever
1:52:30 What did you do?
1:54:10 Bustin makes me feel good
1:57:30 Continue your turn, please
2:06:35 Orym causes an industrial accident
2:11:35 Something cool
2:16:25 Riding the ball
2:21:10 Sam mocking other people for not knowing DnD
2:23:35 Sam does not know how legs work
2:27:40 Marisha is having a bad night
2:29:30 HDYWTDT
2:30:25 Lick salt
2:31:10 BREAK STARTS
2:36:00 Art Montage
2:41:10 BREAK ENDS
2:53:30 Laudna stays up
3:05:50 Chetney keeps his cover
3:07:10 FCG still misses his coin
3:17:30 Extra patches
3:18:20 Emerit Redbuble
3:21:10 Laudna is falling apart
3:26:05 Eating caltrops is dangerous
3:27:05 Sit and Spin jingle
3:28:10 Pretty returns
3:32:20 FCG and Laudna are equally cold
3:32:55 Chetney has a nurse
3:34:45 Messaging Dorian
3:36:35 Call of the wolf
3:38:25 How hurd are you?
3:40:20 Imogen is pretty hard
3:45:15 Ashton and Laudna
3:50:10 Fearne was there the whole time
3:52:20 Imogen stays hydrated
3:54:05 Watching Ashton sleep
3:55:05 Fearne just thought it’d be funny
3:56:15 Checking on Chetney
3:57:45 Wakeup call
4:00:05 Examining the mystery stone
4:07:05 Imogen uses the palantir
4:11:55 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:55 Sam’s mouth is the biggest Brushie ever had
0:05:30 Theater show info
0:07:15 Intro cinematic
0:09:00 EPISODE STARTS
0:10:30 Recap Ends
0:13:00 Panic room
0:14:20 Sharing a bed (booby trapped ship)
0:15:40 Ashton’s gift
0:17:35 Fantasy uggs
0:21:45 Tasting the ring
0:32:25 Not sure if Fearne is being sarcastic
0:36:15 How dare you, Imogen
0:37:35 Matt just steps on everyone’s innuendos
0:39:15 Curved tunnels (Fearne’s spire knowledge)
0:41:00 Shocker spires
0:42:15 Anthropogenic spire change
0:44:35 Map screen
0:47:50 FCG’s bird grudge
0:50:25 Exandrian evolution
1:00:55 Speaking with the Greenseekers
1:02:25 Speaking Marquesian
1:07:15 Sit and spin
1:11:45 Keep the tooth
1:17:05 Don’t discuss clients
1:20:30 Bell’s Hells
1:22:50 Honorary Greenseekers
1:24:50 Patches
1:33:25 Sam’s gas can
1:34:30 Hoods up
1:36:25 Nott the best detective agency
1:41:50 A huge goat
1:44:10 Ogdes
1:46:30 Bird in the beak, rat in the sheets
1:47:35 BREAK STARTS
1:57:35 BREAK ENDS
2:01:05 Liam helps
2:02:30 Ogdes makes demands
2:06:45 A full couple’s therapy session begins
2:13:55 Time’s up
2:14:50 Married to the work
2:16:10 Just like the always say
2:21:30 What’s the book?
2:23:00 The second time that Laudna was so scary she knocked someone out
2:25:45 The New World Searchers
2:29:00 Platinum in a fanny pack
2:32:20 Pink lady
2:33:45 Detecting thoughts
2:36:05 Chetney already switched the coin
2:37:00 Fearne is eating during the interrogation
2:43:05 Laudna loses a toe
2:44:25 Scraping its way
2:45:10 Orym is squished
2:48:40 Freaking out Imogen
2:49:55 A fork ahead
2:50:35 Carved shaft
2:55:55 Game over man
2:56:45 Map out
2:59:10 I want it that way
3:01:15 Rollies
3:02:40 Emotional damage
3:03:35 Battle begins
3:14:05 That’s what I meant (Laudna did her best)
3:17:05 Spiritual bullseye
3:19:05 Gus comes in clutch
3:26:45 Laura is Laudna
3:31:05 Colorguard combat
3:35:05 Laura gives Marisha her luck
3:38:25 Laudna is a creepy princess
3:45:00 Marisha learns about the bullseye
3:47:30 Storm orb
3:49:40 Is that your turn Laudna?
4:02:20 Protect the wood (blood maledict)
4:03:45 Natural 40
4:04:55 HDYWTDT
4:06:30 Marisha is fully on the table
4:07:15 Quicker than a ray of frost
4:12:10 Heal us Sam
4:15:40 Happy feel-good times
4:18:15 The only man she’s ever loved
4:21:10 Write your notes, Laura
4:22:35 The cocoon
4:27:40 Touch Chetney’s shoulder (attack planning begins)
4:32:05 Planning done, they advance
4:37:45 Chetney’s discovery
4:42:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 Skillzshare
0:01:10 Sam gets existential
0:05:00 Laura’s merch corner
0:08:45 Intro cinematic
0:10:30 EPISODE STARTS
0:11:35 There was an attempt
0:14:15 Recap Ends
0:17:55 He’s going to die
0:21:30 I am become rollies (combat begins)
0:23:05 Taliesin can be hard to read
0:33:20 Not that kind of doctor
0:39:20 Bet against Ashton
0:41:20 Now kiss
0:42:30 Confirmed hot
0:47:10 Get to the heal, FCG
0:48:40 Ratanish does an ad read
0:52:15 10 fingers
0:56:05 Father
0:58:50 Cleaning Ashton’s face
1:00:50 Never look Laudna directly in the eye
1:01:35 Fearne backs up Ashton’s lie
1:03:35 Imogen is awkward at parties
1:04:40 Chetney gets Southern
1:06:05 Just walk over here
1:08:15 More Southern Chetney
1:11:00 Laura using Sending responsibly is a trip (Cyrus paying his debts)
1:15:05 Fearne forgot what the goal was
1:16:20 FEARNE NO!!
1:19:55 Laudna is very enticing
1:22:35 What is the Sending Stone’s ringtone
1:23:10 Negotiating with Fearne not to do something dumb
1:25:50 Lorelei DeRolo
1:28:35 Aston and Ratanish
1:34:55 Riegel
1:37:55 FCG does not trust Fearne
1:38:55 Fearne is so bad at lying
1:46:10 Also, I have to pee
1:49:30 Everyone is now confused about what happened
1:50:25 Walking to the potty
1:52:25 Dorian pays his debts
1:56:35 A turn of events
1:58:45 You can’t do it to yourself
2:01:05 FCG does what he must
2:04:35 BREAK STARTS
2:13:05 Art Montage
2:15:05 BREAK ENDS
2:16:10 Ashton is ready to leave
2:20:30 Map out
2:23:10 Battle begins
2:26:05 Chetney strips
2:39:25 Fearne is waiting
2:44:55 Trying mind whip
2:46:45 Sixes and nines
2:51:20 Orym dodges the poison
2:53:40 Bards stick it into everyone
2:55:25 Chetney leap
3:05:35 Guard of the month
3:06:45 Spiritual whoopin
3:08:45 Sacred flame
3:11:15 Ashley remembers a rule
3:17:00 Russ passes on
3:21:15 Throw in
3:26:00 WTFBT
3:35:00 Ashton shows up
3:36:55 Slippery dash
3:39:20 No names
3:41:00 Dunot
3:46:10 Bell’s Hells
3:47:30 Darkness
3:51:10 Dorian pops off
3:53:00 Excellent question
3:55:20 Eshteross comes in clutch
4:02:35 Masks on
4:05:55 Great party
4:09:15 Cyrus explains himself
4:24:35 Kick the dirt
4:27:00 They’re settling into Bell’s Hells
4:28:50 Chetney threatens Cyrus
4:31:05 They could’ve used a protector
4:33:05 Never sell the airship
4:34:45 Fearne lays out the spoon order
4:36:25 Robbie sings a little song
4:37:15 Worcestershire
4:38:45 Pate says goodbye to Bertrand
4:40:30 Sending stone messages
4:42:40 The ship sails on
4:44:35 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 A very special episode of the Nordiverse
0:06:55 Laura’s merch corner
0:08:25 Intro cinematic
0:10:15 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:25 Recap Ends
0:17:15 The whole plan is just body checking this guy real hard
0:19:35 Fearne is actually bad at lying
0:20:35 Now the plan is to form a polycule
0:22:05 Imogen doesn’t like being the entourage
0:22:35 The other carriage must be coming up with great plans
0:26:05 Owlbearman
0:29:45 Chetney looks inside FCG
0:31:25 FCG swallow’s Chetney’s chisel
0:34:25 Human skin mask
0:37:05 I can’t carry it for you, Mr.Dorian
0:46:25 The bull is on parade
0:49:15 Dorian’s title
0:54:05 The sound system is great
0:56:35 Laura is still mad about the mask
0:58:15 I want Matt to describe all the hors d’oeuvres
1:01:00 It’s been awhile
1:01:50 Ashley’s mystery dice
1:08:30 Looking for a dance circle
1:12:15 Who wore it better?
1:15:20 Two introverts meet at a party
1:17:45 Passing notes to Travis
1:18:50 C.C.Pop
1:24:35 A weird dream
1:27:20 Preston Drodelon
1:28:20 Copernicus and Maude
1:30:05 Lord of the Quadroads (In C1, Grog accidentally gave this guy a Wish spell)
1:36:25 Whisper sponsors
1:41:30 Gavis’s speech
1:46:15 Imogen is “the service”
1:47:20 Laudna is very undead
1:54:00 Aaron and Emoth
1:55:30 Driving FCG to drink
1:57:40 Bah bah bah Bronte
1:58:40 Imogen is really struggling
2:04:05 Bored now (Imogen is totally in character)
2:10:15 BREAK STARTS
2:18:55 Art Montage
2:20:55 BREAK ENDS
2:22:45 Laudna has a very intimidating smile
2:24:25 Chetney and Cyrus
2:28:05 Laura Bailey: Fly Hunter
2:29:00 Matt calls on Laura
2:30:00 Laura toots
2:32:00 Coordinating the dance
2:34:45 Getting intense about the dance plan
2:38:50 Preston and Fearne
2:44:10 Chetney is jealous of Emoth
2:52:25 This number is unavailable
2:53:55 The Grab
2:55:55 The Replacement
2:58:25 The Shuffle
3:01:35 Hail Mary
3:03:35 Dorian proposes
3:05:15 Laudna was just having fun at the dance
3:09:20 Savage
3:11:50 The Landing
3:14:00 Pray to Imogen
3:16:10 Chetney’s stealth mission
2:20:25 Orym looks inside FCG
3:23:00 Totally incognito
3:24:55 That was all 5 minutes
3:27:45 Chetney in Entrapment
3:33:30 Suite life
3:35:30 Slowly makin my way
3:36:50 Crop dust the guards
3:38:10 A strong 7
3:39:40 Backup mask
3:46:20 Emoth had a hard time in the bathroom
3:52:25 Chetney goes again
3:56:15 What Chetney finds
4:00:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 The Matthews family
0:01:55 Musical improv is genuine wizardry, and it’s wild that Sam and Robbie do this good
0:03:35 Crash to you
0:04:35 Laura’s Merch Train Wreck (the CG work here is incredible)
0:07:20 Intro cinematic
0:09:05 EPISODE STARTS
0:11:30 Recap Ends
0:17:00 Fearne helps wishes come true
0:22:40 Free rides
0:29:05 Se7en
0:30:55 Breaking into Zhudonna’s
0:33:35 I can still hear you
0:37:20 Dorian is the new team stylist
0:39:15 Travis hates this episode
0:41:25 What about your face?
0:42:55 FCG’s new face
0:46:55 Textures still loading
0:49:40 Matt, you must now describe a full high-end clothing shop (Acwoss Exandwia)
0:55:00 Chetney did not survive the haberdashery
0:57:05 The scariest thing in the campaign so far
1:03:35 Imogen’s shoulder pauldrons
1:04:20 Matt, this is the episode now
1:05:40 Chetney’s dress
1:07:10 Chetney just leaves
1:07:50 Laudna’s fox-face dress
1:09:30 Orym’s outfit
1:11:25 Ashton’s Xhorhasian outfit
1:12:25 Fearne’s Delish
1:15:40 FCG gets a custom treatment
1:19:15 Someone get Chetney
1:21:25 No need to read, just sign
1:23:05 FCG’s associates aren’t as discerning
1:24:15 FCG’s purpose
1:27:30 FCG wants to be a table
1:29:35 Balls
1:33:35 Marwa Endalia
1:34:45 Aaron
1:39:10 Stealing stuff
1:42:50 The timeline doesn’t work out for this being the Balleater
1:47:00 Let me know if you find anything like that
1:50:20 That’s trauma
1:52:20 Let’s be friends
1:56:30 Pearl shopping
1:58:00 FCG wants spell components
1:59:45 You want the blue glowing eye, it reveals a bunch of secret messages around the cabin
2:02:40 Creepy doll
2:04:30 Everyone is an orphan
2:07:35 Growth
2:09:10 BREAK STARTS
2:18:20 Art Montage
2:20:20 BREAK ENDS
2:22:00 DPB
2:24:35 Chetney shares the wisdom of age
2:26:15 Focus Group
2:27:40 Hot glue
2:28:50 Imogen destroys a child
2:31:05 The Lumas investigation
2:43:00 Red healing potions have artificial coloring
2:44:40 Making a ziggurat
2:49:25 Looking back at FCG’s memories
2:54:00 Two points
2:57:55 Imogen learns about Vox Machina
3:04:35 Talking about Fearne’s name
3:08:50 Fearne smells like a ferret
3:10:20 A bad breakup
3:11:35 It’s too early for this
3:12:55 Imogen’s dream
3:20:50 Is Zhudonna still alive?
3:23:35 Sailor Laudna (Scaring kids by moonlight, Form of Dread by Ruid light)
3:25:05 So is this pairing name Laudwa?
3:27:45 Matt drops a Skyrim line
3:33:15 Playing with Dorian’s new airship
3:36:25 Chetney’s fingers have eternal life
3:36:55 Masks
3:39:40 Laura is having a bad dice day
3:40:35 Orym and Chetney bond
3:43:50 Ashton's mask
3:45:25 Fearne’s Labyrinth
3:46:15 Pate is a problematic fave
3:47:15 Is Eshteross alive?
3:51:20 Eshteross gives the mission briefing
3:58:35 Showing off for Eshteross
4:09:45 Don’t cause undue trauma
4:18:20 The most interesting gnome in the world
4:22:35 Wasp’s gambit
4:25:50 Dancer’s gambit
4:27:30 Wow, Dorian. Generalizing about dwarves
4:29:40 Last few names
4:36:35 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 Sam skilldoo, we can too
0:04:00 Marish laughs at the sponsor URL
0:05:30 Laura’s merch corner
0:08:00 Intro cinematic
0:09:45 EPISODE STARTS
0:12:25 Recap Ends
0:16:05 Is the guy naked?
0:21:05 Chetney gets ready
0:24:40 Chetney and Orym hold hands
0:25:50 Map out
0:29:05 Battle begins
0:34:15 The furniture is just a test
0:37:15 Imogen crop dusts as she runs
0:38:00 We don’t know about Bruno
0:41:50 Taking cover behind Fearne
0:46:05 Knocking into a table
0:47:20 Face your make and weep
0:48:15 Imogen rides Orym
0:50:05 Laudna is into the Nightmare King
0:51:55 The woodshop is open
0:52:50 Where’s the mallet?
0:55:20 Spiritual stein
0:58:30 Drawing sap
1:03:40 Sam’s Wordle
1:04:15 The weights come off
1:08:10 Short kings
1:11:00 Parple
1:15:15 Maaakiiiing my waaaay
1:18:30 Orym and Chetney have different feelings about trousers (swollen wood)
1:21:30 Marisha’s emotional rollercoaster
1:22:45 Chetney reveals his final form
1:27:10 Werebot (Fur Cut Grass) (Wirewolf)
1:29:50 Ira doesn’t want to hurt them
1:32:45 Calloway
1:34:15 FCG transforms
1:36:40 FCG believes in Imogen
1:40:00 FCG is a turtle, Chetney is a wolf, the tables are alive
1:44:05 Ashton likes Ira’s aesthetic
1:46:00 Death isn’t real, they’re golden gods
1:46:55 The Feynus
1:52:30 Chetney is a good boy, yes he is
1:56:40 He knows Fearne
1:59:40 Is it over?
2:03:20 The turtle is running
2:04:55 The guards are having a tough one (Crispin Glover)
2:07:55 The boom
2:10:25 Where there was one wheel print in the sand, it was where FCG carried you
2:12:30 BREAK STARTS
2:20:05 Art Montage
2:22:30 BREAK ENDS
2:23:25 Big whoopty doo
2:26:35 FCG is a two-star passenger
2:32:10 Hard to keep a tampon
2:34:30 Laura’s characters always have pastries
2:36:45 Chetney and Gurge background
2:42:15 Chetney needs no chisel
2:44:35 How do you feel about a 3
2:46:40 Bite me
2:52:15 Sleeping like a dog
2:53:00 Chetney has friends
2:56:30 Moon talk
2:58:55 Werewolf Invisalign
3:00:35 National treasure techniques
3:02:45 Ashton is selling timeshares
3:04:05 Finally, the fan service episode
3:09:25 King of cagey
3:13:25 We cannot miss the ball
3:15:00 Checking the mission log
3:19:05 Only rich guys have goatees
3:25:00 Reporting to Eshteross
3:28:10 The paper has writing on it now
3:30:20 Imogen gets a Skillshare membership
3:33:10 Dorian makes a funny joke
3:34:55 Treat yourself
3:41:55 Orym has been bleeding this whole time
3:44:55 Chadney
3:45:55 Chisel shopping and making enemies
3:51:20 It’s easier to buy trust
3:55:25 Orym waves his ‘sword’ around
3:57:20 Fearne gets groomed
3:58:10 Laudna is a health department nightmare
3:59:30 Chetney lets it out
4:09:55 Orym meets Oshad Breshio (Jarrett was a campaign 1 NPC from Marquet)
4:28:30 Kill Keyleth? Who do they think they are, a cliff?
4:31:00 Keyleth is so cool
4:36:45 Snooty servant
4:38:25 Chetney sneak attacks Dorian
4:39:00 Laudna’s theatrical skills
4:42:10 Imogen owns the conservatory (and Fearne owns Kunthea)
4:44:10 FCG says the most true thing
4:47:50 What Imogen learns
4:52:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 Travis and the Nordiverse gang circle up and jack out
0:04:00 Sam, I will be SO mad if you don’t put everyone in the bit Nordiverse bits
0:05:15 Weirdly, Sam is the only one who can do an announcement without breaking
0:06:20 Intro cinematic
0:08:05 EPISODE STARTS
0:10:10 Recap Ends
0:19:50 Christmas saving throw
0:21:50 Chetney the ghost (A KNIFE)
0:24:05 Fearne is just drinking rain
0:25:10 Phantom Laudna
0:27:45 Hiding behind Fearne
0:28:25 The real ghosts were inside you all along
0:31:00 Chetney needs to rewatch the episode
0:37:20 Nightmare King wet willies
0:41:45 Everyone seems to remember better than Chetney
0:45:05 Toy requests
0:47:25 Chetney and Dorian are friends
0:52:15 Fearne shakes off
0:53:55 Mentally intimidating Chetney
0:54:45 A kiss for luck
0:56:50 Chetney’s always on his toes
0:59:30 Playing dead
1:01:20 Dorian and Chetney finally connect
1:06:05 Sam the stableboy
1:08:05 Getting ready
1:10:55 The date begins
1:12:40 Gifts from Pretty
1:15:00 The gift for Pretty
1:18:35 GET OUT
1:20:20 Where did you hit people?
1:21:40 FCG just likes to watch
1:23:30 Skipping over the date
1:25:35 Jiana Hexum
1:29:15 BREAK STARTS
1:39:00 Art Montage
1:41:00 BREAK ENDS
1:42:00 Ashton's other client
1:51:50 How did you get into wood?
1:56:45 Still no otters
1:58:20 Pretty can’t let these ladies tie him down
2:03:45 Love = Friendship + Alcohol
2:06:15 The guys are skeptical
2:09:05 Things that come out of trees
2:12:35 Ashton backstory
2:25:10 Can’t prestidigitate friends away
2:30:40 Things are looking up
2:35:50 Ghost stories
2:41:20 One by one
2:48:30 Marisha comes up with an image so horrifying that it drops a guy
2:50:55 Fearne has no thoughts
2:55:25 Kinkahday
2:58:55 The flower girl scares the group
3:01:25 A villain introduction
3:14:20 A villain’s face (It’s Alex Ward: the hottest nosferatu)
3:16:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 The next great villain of the Nordiverse
0:05:15 Laura’s merch corner
0:06:05 Intro cinematic
0:07:55 Episode Starts
0:10:10 Recap Ends, nobody rolls well enough to do anything until about 23:10
0:16:10 Gurge rejected Fearne
0:23:50 Fearne is speaking to the manager
0:26:55 Fearne dishes on her relationship with Gurge
0:27:55 Chetney gets the lock
0:29:50 Such a dear
0:36:25 It can be hard to retain conversations sometimes
0:38:15 Chetney will not be on his best behavior
0:39:00 Chetney knows sponsorship deals
0:40:50 Imogen is a horse girl, confirmed
0:41:50 Eshterosh
0:43:00 Esteros and Gurge
0:46:55 Chetney is usually worse than this
0:50:10 Preio Madali
0:52:10 Already planning for the ball
1:01:20 Chetney gets caught up on people’s motivations
1:03:15 Chetney used to have great hair
1:04:35 No sneak peaks
1:06:10 They read Sam’s flask
1:07:50 Mister’s age
1:11:25 Disguising Dorian
1:14:45 Making my way
1:18:10 Rollies
1:20:20 FCG shows off
1:24:20 Laudna goes cross-eyed
1:26:25 FCG interrogates Preio
1:31:35 Caressing Dorian
1:33:20 Ogre chef
1:35:45 Cheap wood
1:36:50 Chetney is not talking to Imogen
1:38:15 The size difference makes whispering difficult
1:43:45 I’ll have the meal
1:48:20 Bottle trick
1:50:15 Meeting Pretty
1:54:05 Chetney doesn’t know what a bookcase is
1:59:55 Artana Voe
2:00:55 Break Starts
2:09:05 Art Montage
2:10:55 Break Ends
2:12:10 Let’s cut
2:15:15 Negotiating payment
2:21:50 Dorian reminds Artana of a bounty
2:24:45 Pretty is the new best NPC
2:25:40 I ship Premogen
2:29:05 Orym takes it on the chin
2:31:00 Sunset math
2:35:30 Travis missed his chance
2:39:20 Rescuing a prisoner to get a job recommendation
2:41:35 Imogen has great skin
2:49:50 I want Fearne to have a monocle
2:58:20 Laudna is really trying to make the fast pass happen
3:01:15 Laudna is just making normal eye contact
3:03:25 Chetney just has manacles
3:08:20 Those cookies genuinely sound great
3:10:55 Lots of squirrels in the Eshteross manor
3:17:30 JH
3:18:50 First dates
3:20:30 Whitestone Andy
3:23:55 FCG asks the question everyone else was afraid to ask
3:29:20 They meet the coolest guard
3:38:55 Ashton takes advantage of Fearne’s blindness
3:49:15 Tuning FCG
3:50:20 FCG malfunctioning
3:52:20 Imogen is slick
3:54:20 So many bookcases
3:55:15 Kinkades
3:58:05 MAP
4:03:15 Nightmare King (I better not see any of y’all speaking of the Night Yorb)
4:07:10 Villain stuff
4:11:40 A cinematic escape
4:13:15 Record number of capers
4:14:20 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 The cast all smell each other
0:07:20 Can’t even tell if Sam is intentionally or accidentally confusing
0:08:45 Intro cinematic
0:10:30 Episode Starts
0:12:40 Recap Ends
0:13:35 Chetney is jumpy around Laudna
0:14:35 Travis leaves again (Chetney might be a criminal)
0:16:15 Gurge
0:17:55 Chetney appreciates fine furniture, but doesn’t appreciate Dorian
0:20:20 Good wilder, bad wilder
0:25:10 Chetney is a rambling man
0:25:55 Why are you so mean to me?
0:26:55 Introductions
0:32:00 Laudna peels her scalp off
0:33:45 Maps are hard
0:34:55 Talking to the fourth wall
0:38:25 MC Chetney (consulting the wall)
0:40:25 Good Job Dorian
0:42:35 Huvel
0:44:20 Sexy rat
0:44:55 DJing
0:46:35 Careless whisper
0:49:25 Why does Fearne take things?
0:51:00 Can you hear me now?
0:54:25 Come correct or be corrected
0:56:30 Too many messages
0:58:45 Tiny legs
1:00:00 Use a different name, like Chutney
1:01:05 Come on man
1:02:40 Chetney does not like the blue one
1:06:25 Chetney lives in Dorian’s head rent free
1:07:15 First he had a flask, now he is a flask
1:07:45 Chetney is only vulnerable with his pants down
1:10:15 Dorian and Cyrus
1:13:50 Dorian is named Dorian
1:17:55 FCG novelty glasses when?
1:19:50 Family drama
1:26:25 Sword handling
1:29:35 Toy retainer
1:35:40 Taken care of
1:37:25 Dorian backstory
1:40:10 Didn’t see that coming?
1:41:05 Dorian almost got murdered
1:42:00 Dorian’s toy design (Chetney is a wood purist)
1:43:30 Full name
1:46:55 Making its way
1:49:35 Ashton sounds like Matt
1:53:25 RIP Rocky
1:54:20 Don’t let Laudna grow on you
1:58:10 Rocky 2
1:59:45 Matt tortures Robbie
2:01:25 Break Starts
2:12:35 Art Montage
2:13:35 Break Ends (continental)
2:15:15 Chetney and Fearne keep it professional
2:25:40 Bounties
2:29:50 Matt’s detailing is great
2:30:50 Cable cars are statistically safe
2:34:25 FCG bong
2:38:15 The robot emancipation game
2:41:30 Kisgregg
2:43:30 Don’t resale
2:44:00 Chetney has been attacked by furniture
2:48:45 Oh, the Mahogany!
2:57:00 Dexter
2:57:45 Soot has to go somewhere
2:59:30 Follow your nose
3:01:15 AirDnD
3:03:15 Greg Kisgregg
3:05:10 Guessing Chetney’s backstory
3:07:10 Spit polish
3:11:00 Gurge Kisgrblgsb
3:12:50 Pate needs to calm down
3:14:45 Rat stealth
3:18:50 Toxic workplace
3:22:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 Smiley day everyone
0:01:00 Disco jingle
0:01:55 Country jingle
0:02:45 Dark pop jingle
0:03:50 Plaque to you
0:05:10 Laura and Liam’s merch corner
0:08:00 Intro to the new Intro
0:08:50 Intro cinematic
0:10:35 Episode Starts
0:12:10 Recap Ends
0:13:45 The Flying Lauders
0:18:25 Fearne is eating her Werthers
0:19:10 FCG clapping
0:25:25 Everyone attempts deception
0:28:10 Laudna literally yells fire in a crowded theater
0:34:30 Has every cast member had a fractured tailbone?
0:39:10 Liam is always at advantage (hoods are cool)
0:40:40 Imogen’s messages are all set to Hamster Dance
0:45:25 Subliminal messaging in Laudna’s messages
0:47:50 There are lots of things Fearne can’t remember
0:48:50 Promotional posters
0:50:20 Mission briefing
0:58:35 Starting a band
1:01:10 How do you get into acting?
1:04:05 Seven weird individuals
1:04:50 Ashton tries to get a part
1:06:50 Dysfunctional relationship
1:10:45 Liam gets his revenge for Campaign 2
1:12:00 Ocampo
1:18:50 Laudna jump scares Dorian
1:19:40 The Dwendalian Play
1:23:30 Exits, pursued by bear
1:24:10 Orym cosplays Robbie (checking the tables)
1:25:30 Ashley’s Closet
1:27:25 Cats (2019) has invaded the multiverse
1:31:55 An emotional rollercoaster
1:33:45 Tefta
1:37:00 Banjos in Orym’s head
1:38:45 Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss
1:41:10 Quest for the bone zone
1:46:05 The rooms where it happens
1:48:40 The perks of membership
1:53:00 Laudna ponders the poop (Laura dropped a knife she had just bought in a Ren faire Porta-potty)
1:55:25 A tiny assassin
1:59:10 Fearne gets into character
2:05:40 The city worldbuilding in C3 is awesome
2:10:30 Fearne can really inhabit a character
2:15:40 Break Starts
2:20:15 Art Montage
2:25:40 Break Ends, map out
2:27:35 Battle begins
2:31:05 Wow
2:39:40 Whorym
2:42:55 Kind of into this wall
2:48:25 Metaphorical walls
2:49:15 Orym poops
2:53:35 Stonky bells
2:54:50 Mumble spells
2:56:30 Mister’s first attack of campaign 3
3:05:55 Hit pints
3:08:35 Travis trolls
3:13:15 I’m a healer
3:18:50 HDYWTDT
3:25:30 Breaking the fourth wall
3:27:05 Ashton messes with cops
3:30:25 Treshi influencer house
3:32:05 Segway
3:34:35 Private meetings with Tefta
3:36:40 Taking teeth
3:38:30 Hard to get good contractors these days
3:40:05 Shivering quif
3:41:35 Travis introduces a new character
3:45:25 Chetney (Travis played a character named Chutney in the one-shot “The Night Before Critmas”)
3:46:25 Reverse insight check
3:49:20 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:20 Previously in the Nordiverse
0:02:35 Robbie gets pwned
0:04:55 Laura and Liam’s merch corner
0:05:45 Twelve inches…………………tall
0:08:25 The whole Koozie thing kind of goes off the rails
0:10:55 Episode Starts
0:12:40 Recap Ends
0:15:15 Ashton invented a backstory discovery game
0:18:45 FCG takes a shot
0:20:40 Everyone in Marquet loves rollies, canon
0:22:20 Asking about Darian’s family
0:26:20 Has Ashton been in love before?
0:28:25 Nobodies
0:29:55 What’s Fearne’s regret?
0:31:05 What did they come to town to do?
0:32:10 How does it feel to steal things?
0:34:40 Imogen’s father
0:39:50 Orym, what are you doing in town?
0:45:10 What’s up with FCG in general?
0:47:25 FCG is baby
0:48:20 Electric sheep?
0:51:45 Is Laudna dead? (a whole Laudna backstory)
0:56:50 Lorelei
0:59:30 Jazz is chaos
1:01:10 Inter-party whisper
1:04:10 Bertrand doll
1:07:20 Draining FCG
1:08:20 Fearne really wants to look inside FCG
1:09:40 Laudna’s shoulder pillow
1:10:40 D speaks
1:15:50 Fearne just lies for fun
1:21:15 Orym and Imogen
1:23:40 Thank you for roleplaying
1:26:40 Yash’s morning routine
1:28:10 Can someone make coffee?
1:30:50 Ashton’s got a dirty mouth
1:35:20 Lean in
1:36:30 Trouble clefs
1:38:00 Wow, amazing they got Christopher Walken to play
1:40:00 Short guy, low blows
1:45:10 Joining the club
1:47:35 Samelbak
1:49:30 Troubells
1:52:10 The story of The Anger
1:55:45 Break Starts
2:02:50 Art Montage
2:05:45 Break Ends
2:07:30 Anni Aughta rules
2:11:50 Dorian tries to convince Anni that he is a musician
2:14:00 Jam session
2:16:55 Double 20
2:20:55 Anni are you okay
2:21:35 Grab the bull by the dick
2:25:35 Effid
2:29:40 Dr. Nezzbit
2:31:55 Rollies for the note (REDACTED)
2:35:50 Checking in with Eshteros
2:50:40 Eclectic
2:52:20 Can I top you off?
2:57:00 Shidonna
2:59:55 Sweet Bells
3:02:00 Shidonna loves FCG
3:06:10 Fruit cocktail
3:08:15 Fearne steals from an old lady
3:09:35 Orym tries to dramatically look at things
3:14:35 Zephrians
3:15:20 Orym should’ve just gone back in time
3:20:20 Congrats on a life well lived
3:21:20 Roleplay the shopping list
3:22:40 The Dreamscape Theater
3:26:45 Ushers get in free
3:30:50 Dorian is bad at bribes
3:32:45 Flying otters
3:34:15 Fearne likes the jacket
3:41:20 Happy Rosh Hashanah
3:42:10 Theater nerd stuff
3:43:40 Phantom of the Opera
3:44:30 Arcane t-shirt cannons
3:49:30 Cyrus Wyvernwind
3:54:40 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:37:50 Gotta be careful when Laura’s character offers a pastry
0:38:55 Don’t let Dorian talk
0:40:10 Time for murder
0:43:55 Juraya
0:51:20 No pain, no Wayne
0:52:25 Advik (Skeezy Gilmore)
0:55:35 Kith and Kin: available somewhere
1:00:05 Sending Stones
1:04:20 Testing the healing
1:07:25 FCG doesn’t have to worry about money
1:08:10 Laudna Laudna
1:12:25 Robbie reaps the bounty of the Summer of Aabria
1:15:05 Hurry up and mime
1:22:20 Zillow this house
1:23:30 From a distance
1:28:40 Sam will destroy Werther’s originals (I like Werthers, genuinely)
1:30:05 Orym is scared of guards
1:31:00 Laudna whispers
1:35:25 Maybe we should just do this in person
1:37:00 Busting out more animal facts
1:39:20 Stuck Fearne
1:45:10 Searching the house
1:56:45 Aren’t ears the nostrils of hearing, Matt?
1:59:45 Here’s Dugger!
2:00:40 Break Starts
2:06:50 Art Montage
2:10:45 Break Ends, map out
2:12:55 Rollies
2:14:25 Battle begins
2:24:45 Scary face Laudna
2:25:45 It’s been awhile
2:27:55 A brilliant command
2:30:15 Alphabetizing breaks creatures
2:33:25 A mystery 5
2:36:45 Laudna’s attack of opportunity
2:45:05 FCG has bad traction
2:46:40 Carpe BM
2:48:15 Kids are coming
2:49:20 That slippery dash is wrecking them
2:59:55 The real shade creepers were inside him all along
3:01:35 A lot for Laudna
3:03:50 Laudna and Fearne combo move
3:07:40 Dorian remembers his training
3:17:00 A very sticky room
3:21:10 First death save of Campaign 3
3:26:05 HDYWTDT
3:27:00 Don’t use a blacklight
3:33:35 Orym is on his knees, covered in white
3:36:15 Eldrizz blast
3:37:55 How is Matt doing?
3:42:25 Hard FCG reset
3:48:40 Immovable rod
3:58:25 Remodeling this house
4:00:30 Adorable chamber pot
4:06:55 How do we start a moving company right now?
4:09:55 AirBnB conversation
4:12:25 It was quite a party
4:16:55 Make sure you send children
4:22:40 Level 4 rolls
4:25:20 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:50 An ad read that goes off without a hitch
0:04:30 Operation Supply Drop
0:05:25 Laura’s merch corner
0:09:40 Episode Starts
0:12:50 Recap Ends
0:20:50 Good luck with the tenants
0:24:10 We’ve been through this
0:26:40 Orym knows how to handle doors
0:31:45 Finding Bertrand
0:34:05 Hard candy
0:38:25 Weekend at Bertrend’s
0:39:10 Bertrand’s pockets
0:42:20 Eshteross
0:50:50 Touch the button
0:58:10 Sleeping’s for the dead
1:00:25 Clearing Marisha’s notifications
1:01:30 Ashton and FCG
1:04:15 Bertrand can get his own sandwich
1:06:55 Looking away because it means so much
1:10:20 An absolute win
1:11:10 They’ll never get a Werther’s sponsorship now
1:13:35 Pate meets Mister
1:15:30 Divvying up sandwiches
1:24:15 Imogen’s balls
1:27:40 Laudna lets her hair down
1:30:00 Liam’s mime climb
1:32:25 Flicking yes
1:33:20 Simon returns
1:36:40 Taste the claw
1:39:25 Fraggle Rock
1:45:30 Pressing FCG on his dead friends
1:54:50 It doesn’t look right when Matt licks
1:58:50 15ft long jump
2:02:30 Ashton talks a big game about bribery
2:06:55 Ashton is very proud of himself
2:12:35 Break Starts
2:15:55 ASAMR
2:22:35 Break Ends
2:25:40 Dorian carouses
2:32:00 Dorian says eat the rich
2:33:50 Just one word: Brumestone
2:38:05 Sending Bertrand to his friends
2:42:10 Vexhalia > Keyleth
2:47:05 I don’t wanna wait
2:55:45 Matt and Marisha endorse Descent
2:57:10 FCG’s eulogy (the hardest word)
2:58:10 Taking hair
2:59:10 Fearne’s eulogy (Fearne loves jazz, confirmed)
3:00:15 Ashton’s eulogy
3:03:10 Orym reveals his mission
3:08:35 FCG holds grudges
3:14:05 Meeting Milo
3:18:05 Oh no, Advik
3:20:35 Ashton might’ve kissed the beef
3:21:10 FCG remembers (Lifting each other)
3:27:10 Shutdown noise
3:30:10 The Shadow Baker
3:34:35 Do you take me for a common piesman?
3:38:15 In the shadows he rises (are pies pastries?)
3:45:55 FCG carry-on
3:50:00 Getting whomped
3:51:55 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:01:10 Flashbacks
0:04:10 Episode Starts
0:05:40 Sam calls out Ashley
0:07:50 Recap Ends
0:09:45 Team names
0:11:35 Laudna just walks like that
0:16:05 Straight ahead
0:17:35 The Whispering Werewolf
0:19:50 Team Back Door is vibing
0:21:25 Laudna message
0:23:50 Bertrand has bad knees
0:26:00 Not Dani’s fault
0:29:20 Do your best to not look like you’re hitting on Bertrand
0:30:25 Bertrand’s disguise
0:31:50 Bertrand being inconspicuous
0:35:20 Swing your arms as you walk
0:43:30 Laudna’s strength
0:47:45 Orym hasn’t gotten used to Laudna
0:48:40 Let’s just split up
0:49:45 Finally getting some light
0:53:15 FCG and Ashton talk about soul-touched
0:59:35 Bertrand the lookout
1:04:05 Laudna has bad circulation
1:11:00 Coast is clear
1:12:50 KAKAW
1:17:05 Making my way
1:25:45 Things pop off
1:28:30 Room service
1:30:05 Destroy all furniture
1:31:45 Break Starts
1:40:25 Art Montage
1:42:25 Break Ends
1:42:55 Map out
1:44:40 Bertrand to the rescue
1:46:05 Rollies
1:47:15 Battle begins
1:50:05 Laudna could be shooting from the bar
1:53:40 Bertrand is winded
2:04:05 Happy Laudna and mad Laudna sound the same
2:11:40 Everyone is scared of Laudna
2:14:10 Bertrand doesn’t like snakes
2:28:05 Get over here
2:32:05 Bert and Fearnie
2:35:05 Bertrand's betrayal
2:38:10 DM’s pet
2:38:50 Robbie is still mad at Travis
2:45:50 FCG organizes the linen closet
2:49:25 Solid Snake
2:50:20 HDYWTDT
2:54:35 Laudna and Imogen see each other
3:07:40 Imogen and Dorian got loud
3:09:05 Getting off the balcony
3:14:20 Shade creepers
3:20:40 Cake
3:22:05 Thinking about names
3:23:45 FCG eating cake
3:25:10 Why is most of the house dark?
3:25:45 What creatures could have killed FCG’s friends?
3:28:30 Does Eshteros just constantly bake cakes?
3:29:20 How did you come a by this retirement?
3:32:15 Tragic
3:35:10 Danas was there the whole time
3:37:30 The theater kid gets his revenge
3:40:15 Bertrand’s Bellends
3:41:20 Fearne can heal if she wants to
3:42:30 Tight sleeves
3:46:25 Frequent Spire Miles
3:48:20 Bertrand’s music tastes
3:51:45 Bertrand is turning up tonight
3:54:05 Breaking Milo’s nose
3:56:10 Breaking Zhudonna’s nose
3:59:05 Imogen’s dream
4:01:00 Bertrand’s last stand
4:05:20 More dream
4:08:25 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:00:00 Haloween intros
0:04:00 Sam, Marisha, and Travis all speak like native New Yorkers
0:07:20 Laudna absolutely should have had a Long Island accent
0:08:40 Robbie and Ashley talk about Kith and Kin
0:10:40 Robbie’s Merch Corner
0:13:25 Episode Starts
0:15:45 Recap Ends
0:18:05 Battle begins
0:20:05 Getting as far away as possible
0:23:35 Travis sounds so meek
0:28:55 Travis-Fearne is delightful
0:31:05 Optimism
0:33:15 Bertrand posts up
0:37:25 Eshteross starts wrecking shop
0:39:45 Laura is hangry
0:44:05 HOLD ME BACK
0:46:55 Seeing those CEO abs
0:49:45 Robbie is so good
0:50:35 Trying to flambe Eshteross
0:55:10 Ashton makes sure Bertrand gets a little damage
0:59:35 A conversation with Lord Eshteross
1:04:35 First whispers of campaign 3
1:08:45 Matt has to think up a good lie
1:11:40 Always judge a book by its cover
1:14:55 Sucking Fearne’s hair
1:15:55 Top 3 breakfast spots
1:20:30 Marisha brings out the candy
1:25:30 Guessing the Crown Keeper’s backstory
1:27:45 Holey robit
1:28:50 We only want to learn about these robots
1:30:30 Pate de Rolo
1:32:30 Marisha spoils the Legend of Vox Machina
1:34:25 Sir Bertrand Bell, champion of Vox Machina
1:35:25 Sometimes I remember that there is a canonical character named Stonejaw Strongjaw
1:40:10 Listen to the rat
1:42:50 Bertrand pays for everything
1:44:50 We’ve come to kill you
1:47:10 The first mission of campaign 3
1:50:35 Fearne taking some shinies
1:51:25 How does Travis live like that
1:56:50 Talking hammer
1:57:30 Making our way
1:59:20 Stage fright
2:05:25 Bertrand the lookout
2:06:30 Break Starts
2:16:30 Break Ends
2:17:40 Inside team
2:20:25 Dennis
2:25:05 Robot voice
2:32:35 Halfling luck, what a novel concept
2:37:25 Constantly thinking of your own name
2:39:05 Make my way
2:44:35 Thinking about cheese
2:50:25 Outside team
2:54:20 Making my way
2:55:10 Liam’s sneeze spooks Ashton
2:57:45 Princess carry
2:59:55 Simurghs are from joust
3:01:25 Dorian and Laudna are not a good team
3:03:20 Making my way
3:04:00 Bertrand and Fearne
3:07:40 Laura attacks Liam’s trail mix
3:09:35 We should kill them all, just kidding… unless….
3:12:10 Following orders
3:12:50 Fearne enters
3:15:10 Thinking at each other
3:18:15 Walking casually
3:19:15 I found this trash
3:24:45 Travis doesn’t know what to do with his chest
3:26:25 Learning how telepathy and messages works
3:29:35 Must be a crab
3:30:35 Planning the BnE
3:43:05 Travis sheet peeks
3:45:20 Team Back Door
3:47:30 Fearne’s accent
3:49:05 Team Full Frontal
3:52:10 Cut to 30 episodes later, leaving a 50 gold tip
3:53:25 This is the moment
3:59:25 Feelin my way
4:00:30 Laura’s not used to having to make short messages
4:01:45 FCG and Laudna both have deeply unsettling message styles
4:04:05 No crack
4:07:20 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
0:01:40 Dear Sam Riegel
0:05:05 I don’t think it was quite self-indulgent enough
0:06:25 Hey, it’s Marisha Ray!
0:07:45 Hey, it’s Ashley Johnson
0:08:55 It’sa Laura Bailey’s merch corner
0:12:45 New intro (Marisha announced a more extensive one is in the works)
0:13:05 Episode Starts (A lot of geography and names. Can’t wait for the Guide to Marquet)
0:16:40 Everyone get out
0:18:10 Laura introduces Imogen
0:19:10 Marisha introduces Laudna
0:25:45 Escritorae Kunthia
0:30:10 Laudna’s feat are very gross
0:34:00 Imogen uses a unique feature
0:35:35 Kunthia throws deep shade
0:38:45 John Mulaney the Katari
0:39:15 Laudna is scary scary
0:43:25 Sam and Taliesin enter
0:45:45 Taliesin describes Ashton
0:49:10 The first FCG giggles
0:49:50 Sam introduces Fresh Cut Grass (the best boy)
0:54:50 I believe in you, F-off
0:58:25 FCG hates birds
0:59:00 No skin off my teeth
1:05:30 FCG is a vicious bodyguard
1:07:30 FCG is a therapist
1:08:30 Eating copper
1:09:40 FCG wants to go where everyone knows their name
1:11:40 A new player has entered
1:14:30 Ashley introduces Fearne
1:15:25 Liam introduces Orym
1:17:35 Robbie introduces Dorian
1:20:20 Crash landing
1:21:45 Clapping on the runway
1:26:25 The wire makes it much safer
1:30:10 Stealing an earing
1:34:05 Campaign 3 ends
1:36:55 Practice knocking
1:40:10 Map out
1:43:35 Battle begins
1:48:45 The civilians are all cosplayers
1:49:40 Shield of Help
1:50:20 First mini casualty
1:52:00 West Elm fight
1:54:40 Form of Dread
1:55:55 Bane
1:57:50 Furniture gets them every time
2:00:15 Sweep the leg
2:02:40 Travis enters the fray
2:05:45 HDYWTDT
2:08:45 It’ll eventually get old
2:10:20 Spiritual tomato
2:12:35 HDYWTDT (F this knife)
2:15:05 HDYWTDT (Goo strike)
2:17:50 It was a real 4D experience in the theater
2:20:40 HDYWTDT (Let’s table this)
2:23:55 Sir Bertrand Bell was first introduced in “The Search for Grog” a campaign 1 one-shot
2:24:25 Sam’s new drinking vessel
2:27:35 FCG has been covered in pee this whole time
2:28:25 INSIGHT CHECK
2:29:30 The earing changes hands
2:31:10 Orym is a one-liner master
2:31:55 Break Starts
2:35:45 You’ve got Gale
2:40:55 Break Ends
2:42:30 Laudna draws some attention
2:48:00 Dentures acting up
2:51:20 Good smells
2:53:10 FCG’s whole backstory
2:57:30 Soul touched
3:00:10 Bell needs a nap
3:01:20 It’s right over there
3:03:10 Haggling for rooms
3:10:10 Meeting Shadonna
3:13:20 Waking up Bertrand
3:17:35 Crown Keeper Conference
3:20:05 Ashton is bad at Rollies
3:22:40 FCG is also psyched about learning people’s backstories
3:26:00 Dorian’s performance
3:29:30 Fearne and FCG fail at cheating
3:35:45 Aww weird (first long rest)
3:38:45 Sam makes some puke noise
3:40:45 Making our way
3:42:35 Imogen and Laudna backstory
3:51:35 Lord Esteros
3:56:20 I don’t want to wait
3:58:00 Episode Ends