The Omen Archive

HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing:

Created by Flando Maltrizian, Master of Time(stamps)

Timestamp	Description
0:00:40	Sam calls the cast out
0:01:15	BTS documentary
0:04:25	BG3 is pretty good
0:06:05	Laura’s merch corner
0:08:30	Marisha tries to announce stuff
0:11:15	Intro cinematic
0:13:05	EPISODE STARTS
0:15:20	Recap Ends
0:16:00	FCG and Orym (gooch poppies)
0:19:10	Chetney the beat poet
0:20:35	Laudna and Imogen are totally normal
0:25:25	Hard undecided
0:26:05	Let’s talk about Ashton’s whole deal
0:36:10	Surrounded by monsters (FCG fart)
0:42:45	Pate is shrinking (giving him eyes)
0:47:45	Someone stole the spyglass (petty non-guidance)
0:53:10	Butt-ercups
0:54:55	Getting torn by demons
0:57:30	Anti-bird guardians
1:00:00	Your face is an object you carry
1:06:45	Sam flask
1:08:25	Sam clarifies
1:11:05	Hurts so good
1:14:00	HDYWTDT
1:15:10	Travis has too many voices
1:22:15	The Iridon Bastion
1:25:00	Panty petunias (and others)
1:27:00	Fearne never stops acting
1:37:05	Map out
1:40:05	Shadow cant
1:47:55	Demon slayer
1:50:20	Boom boom
1:54:55	Leaping into action
2:01:05	Mime
2:04:15	Don’t forget to set the cup down
2:05:00	BREAK STARTS
2:15:20	Art Montage
2:17:20	BREAK ENDS
2:19:00	Battle begins
2:23:05	Laudna fingers the keyhole
2:25:05	Cool devil mini
2:41:20	It’s a nalfeshnee
2:48:30	Pop the lock
2:50:55	Orym does his aramente
2:57:20	John Poo
3:05:40	Doyour Part
3:14:00	Chetney overstepped
3:18:25	Losing the cool sword
3:21:55	Do you trust me?
3:29:10	Radiant snot
3:44:45	Trying to plan in whispers
3:57:35	Unending belief in the Changebringer
4:06:30	Travis gets another talking sword
4:11:55	Making an escape
4:16:40	HDYWTDT
4:19:50	Not sure if this is new Chetney art, but it’s great art
4:23:55	Tevan Klask
4:28:25	Matt knows the power of a tall guy with a vague accent, this is unfair
4:30:15	Fearne makes a pact
4:33:10	Everyone goes to Fearne and say “that was weird”
4:35:45	Baern says what actually happened
4:39:25	Another round of flower names
4:42:50	The funeral rites of the Platinum Dragon
4:47:15	Episode Ends

Full time	Gameplay time	Game 1st half	Game 2nd half	Mid break	1st start	1st end	2nd start	2nd end
4h 47m 15s	4h 19m	1h 51m 34s	2h 27m 26s	12m 39s	0:13:11	2:04:45	2:17:24	4:44:50

Encounter	Total length	Start time	End time	Rounds	In game time	Notes
Vrocks	18m 59s	0:55:42	1:14:41	2	12s
Extovass the Gluttonous (Iridon Bastion)	2h 1m 11s	2:17:23	4:18:34	5	30s

Main cast attendance

Ashley Johnson, Laura Bailey, Liam O’Brien, Marisha Ray, Matthew Mercer, Sam Riegel, Taliesin Jaffe, and Travis Willingham.

Timestamp	Occasion	Occasion (actual version)
1:14:49	Laudna calls Imogen capable	Imogen uses Shocking Grasp to kill a monster and Laudna applauds

Actual usages: 1

Timestamp	Description	Notes
1:54:41	"I'm going to do my Transformation of Dread, and for a second, I'm going to get on all fours, almost like my hound."
3:42:40	"My Form of Dread expands even further as I look at it with intense anger."	New description but not a new usage of Form of Dread

Total: 1

Timestamp	Turned Into	Mister
3:52:17	Giant Shoebill

Total: 4

Timestamp	Type	Dialogue
1:02:15	Bait and Switch	“I said I was tracking, so I was about to pipe up and say I make a run and jump and I want to Bait and Switch.”
2:49:07	Bait and Switch	“She is going to get an additional Bait and Switch.”
3:19:19	Bait and Switch	“Bait and Switch.”
3:17:20	Disarming Attack	“Yeah, it's a disarm thing.”

Total: 2

Timestamp	Occasion	Type
1:03:36	Vrocks	Probability
2:38:05	Extovass the Gluttonous and friends	Probability

Total: 68

Timestamp	Who?	Dialogue
0:27:17	Ashton	“It threw me to the other side of the fucking continent, and not before I got to watch my family torn to tiny shreds, which is basically my first memory.”
0:27:34	Ashton	“I don't fucking know.”
0:28:25	Ashton	“I woke up in a fucking desert.”
0:28:25	Ashton	“I got sent to a fucking orphanage, and that's where I spent the rest of my life.”
0:31:22	Ashton	“Yeah, I'm trying to figure out where the fuck I came from.”
0:35:44	Ashton	“Found family is fucking great.”
0:35:44	Ashton	“Even the people who ran the house that I was fucking raised in weren't that bad.”
0:50:05	Taliesin	“Oh, fuck yes.”
1:03:35	Narration	“I'm going to rage and take a full run at this fucking thing.”
1:03:52	Narration	“'-- and hit this thing and I'm going to run, jump up, and literally let the momentum do a full flip right into the fucker's head.”
1:04:02	Narration	“I'm going to do this reckless, fuck it.”
1:28:43	Taliesin	“It's also fucked up enough I'm sure there's lots of points of entry at this point.”
1:37:04	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
1:37:20	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
1:56:46	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
1:59:08	Taliesin	“Fuck yes.”
2:00:25	Ashton	“Heh! That's how it done, fuckers.”
2:37:56	Narration	“I'm going to take a, I'm going to rage, and I'm going to head down, and get right behind that winged motherfucker.”
2:38:37	Taliesin	“Motherfucker, that's five.”
2:38:46	Narration	“I'm going to get in a nice little position behind this fucker,”
2:38:46	Narration	“so that we are both on either side, and I'm just going to take my first swipe with my sparkly rainbow fucking hammer.”
3:07:45	Narration	“I'm noticing I'm alone, so I'm just going to take another swipe at this fuck.”
3:08:45	Narration	“I'll be right back! I'm going to go straight for that fucking imp!”
3:12:39	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
3:15:25	Ashton	“Well, fuck you, too!”
3:24:47	Taliesin	“'-- try and deal with this fucker.”
3:26:39	Taliesin	“What the living fuck?”
3:27:12	Taliesin	“No, saves. Fuck!”
3:28:02	Taliesin	“What the fuck is going on?”
3:28:28	Taliesin	“What the fuck--”
3:28:46	Taliesin	“He's fucking--”
3:32:30	Taliesin	“I don't know what the fuck to do.”
3:33:52	Taliesin	“Fuck,”
3:33:52	Taliesin	“fuck,”
3:33:52	Taliesin	“fuck,”
3:33:52	Taliesin	“fuck,”
3:33:52	Taliesin	“fuck!”
3:35:27	Ashton	“Fuck! I'm turning around and I'm going to book up the parapet.”
3:36:51	Taliesin	“(sighs) Fuck!”
3:36:58	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
3:37:02	Narration	“I'm just going to beat the fucking shit out of it.”
3:37:13	Taliesin	“Let's not fuck this up.”
3:37:34	Ashton	“Fuck right off! I'm going to head back up to where I'm going.”
3:37:49	Taliesin	“All right. Thank god! Fuck! 12?”
3:38:09	Narration	“I'm trying to get as close to that fuck as possible.”
3:39:04	Taliesin	“About fucking time!”
3:39:31	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
3:40:09	Taliesin	“Fuck! Is there anything I can goddamn do with this? 23 to hit.”
3:40:20	Taliesin	“Fuck! Not what I wanted.”
3:40:32	Ashton	“Fuck!”
3:40:53	Ashton	“The fuck are we going to do?”
3:42:05	Taliesin	“This is fucked!”
3:42:07	Taliesin	“This right here is fucked.”
3:43:23	Taliesin	“Fuck!”
4:06:54	Taliesin	“Why you? Why every fucking time?”
4:07:20	Taliesin	“All right, I'm going to-- Oh fuck, how are we going to do this?”
4:07:25	Narration	“How do I want to do this? Do I want to just be-- You know what? Let's be blunt, fuck it.”
4:07:25	Narration	“I'm going to head over to the edge of that fucking wall, take a look down.”
4:07:39	Narration	“Fuck, and I'm taking the jump and I'm going to try and land--”
4:07:43	Narration	“'-- and clip that motherfucker right in the head.”
4:08:45	Narration	“Oh yeah, I'm taking it reckless, fuck this shit.”
4:08:55	Taliesin	“16, for some strange fucking reason.”
4:09:31	Narration	“All right, I am going to take my fucking shot.”
4:09:31	Narration	“Because it doesn't really-- Yeah, fuck it. I'm also going to burn some of the ring to add, I know it doesn't do shit, but I'm adding that 1d8 of fire damage.”
4:09:54	Narration	“I'm going to add a chaos burst because why the fuck not? Add a--”
4:10:44	Ashton	“I'm going to take your tusk and turn it into a fucking tankard.”
4:14:37	Taliesin	“I kind of want to try and kill this fuck.”
4:33:14	Ashton	“Did you just flirt with a champion of Asmodeus? Holy fuck!”

NOTE: Numbers represent damage as dealt, taking into account resistances and other effects, and may differ from the damage as rolled.

Total: 781

Character	Damage dealt
Ashton	192
Fearne	116
FCG	38
Imogen	167
Laudna	65
Orym	111
Chetney	92

NOTE: Numbers represent damage as taken, taking into account resistances and other effects, and may differ from the damage as rolled.

Total: 237

Character	Damage taken
Ashton	16
Fearne	12
FCG	37
Imogen	124
Laudna	0
Orym	23
Chetney	25

Total: 30

Character	Healing performed
Ashton	0
Fearne	0
FCG	4
Imogen	26
Laudna	0
Orym	0
Chetney	0

Total: 8

Timestamp	Character(s)	Description
1:09:16	Laudna	Vrock 1, Eldritch Blast
1:14:03	Imogen	Vrock 2, Shocking Grasp
1:53:24	Imogen	Quasit 1, Synaptic Static
1:53:24	Imogen	Quasit 2, Synaptic Static
2:36:31	Chetney	Demon 2, Turmoil
3:08:28	Ashton	Demon 1, Hammer
3:13:37	Chetney	Demon 3, Blood Curse of Bloated Agony
4:16:43	Fearne	Extovass the Gluttonous, Blight

Total: 2

Timestamp	Character(s)	Description
1:14:03	Imogen	Vrock 2
4:16:43	Fearne	Extovass the Gluttonous

KOs

Total: 1

Timestamp	Character	Circumstance	Resolution	Notes
3:42:22	Imogen	Extovass the Gluttonous, Claw	Brought back up by Healing Word from FCG

Totals

Spells and Abilities	Spells Only	Leveled Spells Only	Spell Levels
46	40	25	64

Character	Spell	Base level	Cast at	Notes
Orym	Druidcraft	Cantrip	Cantrip
Fearne	Guidance	Cantrip	Cantrip
Fearne	Pass without Trace	2	2
Fresh Cut Grass	Spirit Guardians	3	3
Imogen	Catapult	1	2
Laudna	Mirror Image	2	2
Chetney	Crimson Rite	-	-	Rite of the Flame
Laudna	Silvery Barbs	1	1
Laudna	Eldritch Blast	Cantrip	Cantrip
Fearne	Burning Hands	1	3
Fresh Cut Grass	Speak with Animals	1	1
Imogen	Shocking Grasp	Cantrip	Cantrip
Fresh Cut Grass	Tongues	3	3
Fresh Cut Grass	Guidance	Cantrip	Cantrip
Fresh Cut Grass	Channel Divinity: Sympathetic Binding	-	-	Chetney, Fearne
Imogen	Synaptic Static	5	5
Laudna	Form of Dread	-	-
Laudna	Feather Fall	1	1
Orym	Gust	Cantrip	Cantrip
Orym	Grasping Vine	4	-	Via Seedling
Fresh Cut Grass	Command	1	2	Mime
Fresh Cut Grass	Scramble the Dead	Cantrip	Cantrip
Imogen	Minute Meteors	3	3
Chetney	Blood Curse of Bloated Agony	-	-
Laudna	Mirror Image	2	2
Laudna	Ray of Frost	Cantrip	Cantrip
Fearne	Scorching Ray	2	2
Fresh Cut Grass	Command	1	1	Betray
Imogen	Lightning Bolt	3	3
Chetney	Blood Curse of Bloated Agony	-	-
Laudna	Shocking Grasp	Cantrip	Cantrip
Laudna	Shocking Grasp	Cantrip	Cantrip
Laudna	Feather Fall	1	1
Fearne	Blight	4	4
Fresh Cut Grass	Sacred Flame	Cantrip	Cantrip
Imogen	Psychic Lance	4	4
Laudna	Blight	4	4
Laudna	Shocking Grasp	Cantrip	Cantrip
Fearne	Wild Shape	-	-	Giant Shoebill
Fresh Cut Grass	Healing Word	1	1	Imogen heals 4 points, is conscious
Imogen	Shocking Grasp	Cantrip	Cantrip
Imogen	Invisibility	2	3	Imogen and Laudna
Chetney	Shatter	2	-	Via Turmoil
Fearne	Blight	4	5
Laudna	Ray of Frost	Cantrip	Cantrip
Fearne	Produce Flame	Cantrip	Cantrip

Total: 1

Timestamp	Character	Description	Notes
0:18:51	Orym	A blue flowergrows out of his thumb	a "taint-patiens"

PC natural 20s

Total: 11

Timestamp	Character	Description
0:38:51	FCG	Survival Check with advantage
0:54:35	FCG	Stealth Check with PWaT
1:08:32	Laudna	Eldritch Blast against Vrock 1
1:21:54	Chetney	History Check with advantage
1:27:46	Ashton	Stealth Check with PWaT
2:17:44	Laudna	Initiative
2:22:19	Laudna	Dexterity Check
2:47:27	Orym	Seedling against Nalfeshnee with advantage
3:18:18	Orym	Seedling Disarming against Nalfeshnee
3:27:22	Ashton	Athletics Check with advantage
3:47:34	Orym	Seedling against Nalfeshnee

PC natural 1s

Total: 9

Timestamp	Character	Description
0:39:00	Orym	Stealth Check with Halfling Luck and PWaT (disregarded)
0:54:24	Laudna	Stealth Check with PWaT
0:54:25	Imogen	Stealth Check with PWaT
0:54:28	Ashton	Stealth Check with PWaT
1:27:27	Orym	Stealth Check with Halfling Luck and PWaT (disregarded)
1:56:49	Ashton	Stealth Check
2:28:08	FCG	Scramble the Dead (disregarded)
3:46:08	Orym	Acrobatics Check with Halfling Luck (disregarded)
3:50:04	Laudna	Shocking Grasp against Extovass the Gluttonous

DM natural 20s

Total: 6

Timestamp	Character	Description
1:07:28	Vrock 2	Talons against Chetney with Silvery Barbs (disregarded)
3:10:19	Prisoner 2	Wisdom Save
3:29:39	Demon 4	Sword AoO against FCG
3:36:07	Vrock 1	Athletics Check
3:44:33	Vrock 1	Beak against FCG
3:56:43	Vrock 2	Attack against Teven Klask

DM natural 1s

Total: 6

Timestamp	Character	Description
0:59:23	Vrock 1	Talons against FCG
2:01:45	Demon 2	Wisdom Save
2:30:13	Extovass the Gluttonous	Dexterity Save
3:04:40	Teven Klask	Sword against Demon 3 with advantage (disregarded)
3:13:13	Demon 3	Strike against Chetney
3:34:12	Teven Klask	Sword against Demon 4

Total: 3

Timestamp	Gained item(s)/money	Paid item(s)/money	Payer	Where obtained	Recipient	How obtained	Notes
4:03:45	Sword		-	Iridon Bastion	Chetney	Looted
4:18:18	Nalfeshnee tusks (2)		Extovass the Gluttonous	-	Fearne	Looted
4:31:20	Aid upon request		Teven Klask	-	Fearne	Gifted

Total: 1

Timestamp	Administered by	Administered to	Potion	Effect
3:23:47	Imogen	Imogen	Superior Healing	Imogen heals 26 points

Total: 6

Name	Affiliation	First mention	First appearance	Race (if given)	Description (if given)
Baernie (Confirmed by Liam)		C3E066 Aid of the Tempest at 0:26:10	C3E067 Bloody Flowers at 4:05:53	Half-Elf	Pixie cut blonde hair (she/her)
Teven Klask, Retribution of the Hells (Confirmed by Matt)		C3E067 Bloody Flowers at 1:47:54	C3E067 Bloody Flowers at 1:47:54	Devil	Humanoid, deep red skin, mane of gray hair like a lion main that meets with a beard, handlebar horns that curve at the front, cloak of dark black and tattered velvet, folded leathery wings, 6 ½’, 7’ tall (he/him)
Erana (Confirmed by Matt)		C3E067 Bloody Flowers at 2:19:16	C3E067 Bloody Flowers at 2:19:16		Tempest Blade
Jennis (Confirmed by Matt)		C3E067 Bloody Flowers at 2:19:27	C3E067 Bloody Flowers at 2:19:27	Gnome	Tempest Blade
Uwon (Confirmed by Matt)		C3E067 Bloody Flowers at 4:06:10	C3E067 Bloody Flowers at 4:06:10		Iridon Bastion soldier
Diedrich (Confirmed by Matt)		C3E067 Bloody Flowers at 4:22:48	C3E067 Bloody Flowers at 4:22:48		Iridon Bastion soldier

Total: 1

Timestamp	Kiss
4:29:32	Teven Klask kisses Fearne’s knuckle

Total: 1

Timestamp	Description	Mention type	Notes
4:27:36	Fearne mentions to Teven Klask that she's met the Matron. (Teven does not like the Matron.)	In world

Total: 5

Timestamp	Description
0:16:21	Sam starts off the flower puns with "taint flowers."
0:21:34	Laudna explains away "the beef" between her and Imogen to the curious party.
0:57:45	FCG summons Spiritual Windshields against the bird-like demons.
1:27:58	Fearne still has it up, ooh wah-ah-ah-ah!
2:48:44	Laudna pops the lock.