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Thumbnail for episode 59. Liam, Marisha, and Taliesin pose against a colorful backdrop.

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Created by Flando Maltrizian, Master of Time(stamps)
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 Tears of the Kingdom
0:03:35 Sam is a distraction
0:06:20 Intro cinematic
0:08:05 EPISODE STARTS
0:10:55 Recap Ends
0:20:05 Orym checks his burner phones
0:24:55 Pate is back
0:34:45 Sloughing off
0:38:05 Aimee Carrero
0:39:05 Mona (Real Housewives of Tal’dorei)
0:41:55 Mona meets some really weird people
0:53:15 Nalewka
1:00:15 Hey Matt, what time is it?
1:04:10 Pate meets Mona
1:11:40 Laudna is making friends
1:13:20 Mona is actually from New Zealand
1:16:40 Pate pride
1:20:45 Utkarsh Ambudkar
1:24:55 Bor’dor
1:26:25 Going loco
1:32:35 Checking notes
1:35:25 Beer can
1:38:15 They forgot to clean the pantry
1:43:30 Emily Axford
1:44:30 Prism
1:46:55 Deni$e
1:47:50 Dynios
1:52:45 Any other guests?
1:54:55 Prism does her intro
1:56:20 Fun facts (this whole sequence is why Emily is my favorite)
2:01:35 Prism meets Pate (Pate can’t bust, canon)
2:02:50 The survey
2:05:15 Form of Dread (Bor’dor can’t handle it)
2:07:25 BREAK STARTS
2:18:00 Art Montage
2:20:00 BREAK ENDS
2:22:15 Map out
2:23:20 Sam Riegel appears
2:25:45 Battle begins
2:31:25 Getting back at Bor’dor
2:36:10 Seymour
2:41:50 Prism wrecks shop (this is the other reason Emily is my favorite)
2:44:25 HDYWTDT
2:46:05 Explaining the zinger
2:48:20 It gets better (two pyramids)
2:52:15 Laudna sacrifices the reindeer
3:01:35 Stand up, even when demoralized
3:05:30 Dynios rescues Orym
3:07:00 With context, the line is funnier
3:09:35 Bor’dor is doing his best
3:12:35 HDYWTDT
3:13:55 One corpse to another
3:18:45 HDYWTDT (Bad Boy)
3:23:05 Mother
3:24:40 Pate is abrasive
3:27:45 How does hearing help with the sheep
3:29:55 Making a decoy (can’t wait until campaign 4, when they find it)
3:38:05 The address is written on his sack
3:40:30 Camp of Presidents
3:41:15 Bor’dor and Prism
3:42:45 Emily’s character promotes smoking… again
3:47:05 Ashton and Laudna
3:51:15 Find the reindeer
3:52:05 Orym and Deni$e (and Dariax)
4:02:55 Issylra
4:05:25 Recreating the reindeer (imaginary imaginary horse)
4:09:55 Episode Ends
Full time Gameplay time Game 1st half Game 2nd half Mid break 1st start 1st end 2nd start 2nd end
4h 9m 55s 3h 47m 30s 1h 58m 35s 1h 48m 55s 13m 15s 0:08:12 2:06:47 2:20:02 4:08:57
Encounter Total length Start time End time Rounds In game time Notes
Corpse Flower and Shambling Mounds 58m 2:21:57 3:19:57 3 18s

Main cast attendance

Liam O’Brien, Marisha Ray, Matthew Mercer, and Taliesin Jaffe.

Absent

Ashley Johnson, Laura Bailey, Sam Riegel, and Travis Willingham.

Guests

Aimee Carrero, Emily Axford, and Utkarsh Ambudkar.

Timestamp Occasion Occasion (actual version)
0:54:46 Laudna calls Imogen capable Laudna explains to Deni$e who Imogen is and why she's worried about her

Actual usages: 1

Timestamp Description Notes
2:05:14 "Form of Dread as I back walkover, but not really. I just go into a crab walk as my head bends backwards. [...] Her Form of Dread takes over her. You see her eyes start to widen as they go black and black ink starts to pour out of it. As almost the surrounding trees start to sprout out of her neck. Her veins just start to pop and bulge and extend and break into branches as her back cracks in an unnatural way, as her shoulders dislocate, go fully behind her, she plops back and then just skitters up the tree."

Total: 4

Timestamp Type Dialogue
2:40:27 Riposte “I've never used this and I keep meaning to, can I riposte?”
2:40:51 Goading Attack “I'm going to do a superiority die and goad the A-hole and just keep them on me.”
2:50:01 Bait and Switch “I'm going to Bait and Switch this gentleman and drag him real quick.”
3:12:12 Trip Attack “I'm going to-- Actually, I'm going to try to-- This is not going to work, but I'm going to try make it a trip attack.”

Total: 1

Timestamp Occasion Type
2:32:04 Plants Space

Total: 43

Timestamp Who? Dialogue
0:22:48 Ashton “This is fucking funny.”
0:22:52 Ashton “This is fucking funny.”
0:22:52 Narration “I'm going to walk the fuck away and I'm going to start--”
0:22:55 Narration “'-- beating the fuck out of the closest piece of rock that I can find with--”
0:23:03 Ashton “I'm away from the fucking cliff.”
0:23:26 Narration “I will sit the fuck down.”
0:24:17 Ashton “I don't even fucking know.”
0:33:43 Taliesin “Fuck a duck.”
0:37:46 Ashton “Fuck.”
0:45:38 Ashton “Every fucking new person.”
0:46:21 Ashton “Were you outside? Wherever the fuck you were, did the the sky get weird?”
0:49:34 Ashton “Yeah, let's embrace the chaos. Fuck it.”
0:50:11 Taliesin “Thank fuck.”
1:00:08 Ashton “Why the fuck not?”
1:10:18 Taliesin “Keep fucking--”
1:10:52 Ashton “Place to sleep, place to find out where we actually fucking are.”
1:38:02 Ashton “Bring together some fucking food, and I throw out what looks like a giant carpet, but is in fact just a weird black hole.”
1:40:20 Taliesin “Fuck yeah.”
1:43:06 Ashton “I just-- Oh, fuck, man.”
1:45:54 Ashton “The living fuck?”
1:53:43 Ashton “Oh, so you don't know? Does the Encyclopedia Exandria over there have fucking eyes or anything?”
1:54:00 Ashton “Do you all know that shit's gone down? That things have happened? That we have all been teleported to wherever the fuck this is?”
1:54:13 Ashton “Because the Apogee Solstice is a complete fucking mess and people have died and people are, I don't even (sigh).”
1:54:23 Ashton “I don't even know where the fuck to begin.”
1:57:52 Ashton “Why the fuck not? It's time I, yeah.”
1:59:12 Ashton “Fuck.”
2:36:06 Ashton “God fucking--”
2:36:17 Taliesin “Oh, fuck me.”
2:36:27 Ashton “It's right fucking behind me, isn't it?”
2:37:13 Taliesin “Fuck off.”
3:04:06 Taliesin “This is our fucking Seymour fucker.”
3:11:15 Ashton “Fuck.”
3:20:18 Ashton “Where the fuck is Prism?”
3:20:18 Ashton “Where'd the fuck she go?”
3:20:34 Ashton “Oh fuck! (laughter)”
3:22:40 Ashton “You kicked ass! That was fucking great!”
3:22:44 Ashton “God, it was fucking--”
3:22:49 Ashton “Oh, it says, "Fuck off," right there.”
3:22:55 Ashton “Yeah, you're pretty fucking cool! All right. Yeah.”
3:37:57 Ashton “You do not leave people the fuck behind.”
3:49:20 Ashton “If she got vaporized, it's not like we didn't fucking find you.”
3:49:20 Ashton “And we brought you fucking back.”
4:09:40 Taliesin “So much fucking fun.”

NOTE: Numbers represent damage as dealt, taking into account resistances and other effects, and may differ from the damage as rolled.

Total: 504

Character Damage dealt
Ashton 64
Laudna 69
Orym 82
Deni$e 107
Bor’Dor 37
Prism 145

NOTE: Numbers represent damage as taken, taking into account resistances and other effects, and may differ from the damage as rolled.

Total: 162

Character Damage taken
Ashton 37
Laudna 6
Orym 55
Deni$e 54
Bor’Dor 10
Prism 0

Total: 16

Character Healing performed
Ashton 0
Laudna 0
Orym 0
Deni$e 0
Bor’Dor 16
Prism 0

Total: 3

Timestamp Character(s) Description
2:44:28 Prism Shambling Mound 1, Steel Wind Strike
3:12:38 Orym Shambling Mound 2, Seedling
3:18:45 Deni$e Corpse Flower, Great Sickle

Total: 4

Timestamp Character(s) Description
1:15:08 Fearne Hatemonger
2:44:28 Prism Shambling Mound 1
3:12:38 Orym Shambling Mound 2
3:18:45 Deni$e Corpse Flower
Totals
Spells and Abilities Spells Only Leveled Spells Only Spell Levels
30 29 18 52
Character Spell Base level Cast at Notes
Laudna Message Cantrip Cantrip
Orym Sending 3 - Via Sending Stone, Caleb Widogast
Orym Sending 3 - Via Sending Stone, Dorian
Laudna Message Cantrip Cantrip
Laudna Message Cantrip Cantrip
Laudna Message Cantrip Cantrip
Ashton Pass without Trace 2 - Merge with Stone
Bor’Dor Lightning Bolt 3 5
Laudna Eldritch Blast Cantrip Cantrip
Bor’Dor Cure Wounds 1 2 Deni$e heals 16 points
Laudna Eldritch Blast Cantrip Cantrip
Orym Grasping Vine 4 - Via Seedling
Laudna Spider Climb 2 2
Laudna Form of Dread - -
Prism Greater Invisibility 4 4
Laudna Fireball 3 3
Laudna Silvery Barbs 1 1
Prism Steel Wind Strike 5 5
Bor’Dor Ray of Frost Cantrip Cantrip
Laudna Wither and Bloom 2 2
Laudna Eldritch Blast Cantrip Cantrip
Laudna Silvery Barbs 1 1
Prism Dimension Door 4 4
Bor’Dor Lightning Bolt 3 4
Laudna Chill Touch Cantrip Cantrip
Laudna Eldritch Blast Cantrip Cantrip
Prism Magic Mouth 2 - Ritual
Prism Magic Mouth 2 - Ritual
Prism Glyph of Warding 3 3
Prism Mage Hand Cantrip Cantrip

Total: 2

Timestamp From To Message Response Notes
0:20:18 Orym Caleb "Caleb Widogast, are you all right? Where are you? Not sure we're even in Marquet anymore. Please respond." (none) via Sending Stone; spell fails
0:21:36 Orym Dorian "Dorian? Can you hear me? What's the sky look like where you are? Tell me you're okay." (none) via Sending Stone; spell fails

PC natural 20s

Total: 8

Timestamp Character Description
0:49:51 Deni$e Athletics Check
1:27:32 Deni$e Dexterity Save
1:35:22 Bor’Dor Persuasion or Deception Check
1:42:32 Orym Perception Check with advantage
2:42:51 Prism Steel Wind Strike against Shambling Mound 1 with advantage (disregarded)
2:42:51 Prism Steel Wind Strike against Shambling Mound 1 with advantage
2:43:13 Prism Steel Wind Strike against Corpse Flower with advantage
3:46:10 Prism Perception Check

PC natural 1s

Total: 2

Timestamp Character Description
0:36:53 Laudna Stealth Check
1:22:20 Bor’Dor Crossbow against Pâté with disadvantage

DM natural 20s

Total: 3

Timestamp Character Description
0:33:37 Hatemonger 2LA: Consume against Fearne
0:36:06 Hatemonger Athletics Check with disadvantage (disregarded)
2:39:55 Shambling Mound 1 Slam against Orym

DM natural 1s

Total: 1

Timestamp Character Description
2:38:30 Shambling Mound 2 Slam against Bor’Dor

Total: 3

Timestamp Gained item(s)/money Paid item(s)/money Payer Where obtained Recipient How obtained Notes
1:31:45 Sling Sling Bor’Dor - Deni$e Stolen
3:59:27 Sling Sling Deni$e - Bor’Dor Returned
4:08:28 Jerky Jerky Bor’Dor - Laudna Gifted

Total: 5

Name Affiliation First mention First appearance Race (if given) Description (if given)
Dariax Zaveon (Confirmed in ExU) C3E059 Somewhere Out There at 0:44:40 Dwarf Red hair, apple bottom (he/him)
Bor'Dor's brother C3E059 Somewhere Out There at 1:33:25
Prism's mother C3E059 Somewhere Out There at 3:23:15
Bor'Dor's father C3E059 Somewhere Out There at 3:38:16
Bor'Dor's mother C3E059 Somewhere Out There at 3:44:43

Total: 2

Timestamp Description Mention type Notes
3:23:21 Prism tells the party that she named her raven Mother after the Matron of Ravens, who is a big thing in the Shadow Realm In world
3:41:32 Prism mentions again that the Matron is the main deity of the Shadow Realm and she ascended to godhood on her own, which affects Prism’s feelings about the gods dying In world

Total: 3

Timestamp Description
2:02:43 Prism and Pâté discuss his ability to “release.”
3:43:39 Prism and Bor’Dor discuss which bodily functions Bor’Dor did not do in combat.
3:44:59 Bor’Dor’s mother, who he hasn’t seen in a very, very long time, was not a bird.