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Created by Flando Maltrizian, Master of Time(stamps)
Timestamp Description
0:00:15 Contractors unionize against Sam
0:03:40 Intro cinematic
0:05:30 EPISODE STARTS
0:08:55 Recap Ends (Matt doesn’t describe the flesh)
0:10:15 Rainforest café (Laudna roasts Chetney)
0:11:25 Chetney has curly toes
0:13:35 Throwing a dead rabbit at Laudna
0:15:35 Discussing the theater
0:20:25 An official contract
0:22:05 Giving Pate a heart
0:23:20 FCG gets an extra tongue (Orym shows off his sword)
0:24:55 Laudna and Fearne
0:30:00 Uther and Orym
0:33:25 Fearne trains Laudna
0:39:40 Fearne’s hair is not gone
0:41:10 Ashton and Annaline
0:44:40 FCG’s rabbit
0:45:25 Annaline and Pockopea
0:49:40 Manad and Fearne
0:51:15 Fearne is still hot
0:53:30 Travel Day 10 (Reshipes)
0:55:05 Denalia is great
0:57:05 Sam’s wishlist
0:58:10 Qoreo (and Yos)
1:01:20 Orym and Chetney
1:03:10 The wolf is so bad
1:06:15 Orym slid it in
1:07:20 Seedling, the Wayward Pilgrim
1:08:20 Golden Gods
1:09:15 Travel Day 11 (stupid easy day)
1:12:15 Guessing Matt’s spelling
1:14:35 Yios
1:19:15 Lakecap Skyport and Lounge
1:26:10 BREAK STARTS
1:35:10 A Holiday Subscription for Love
1:37:50 Art Montage
1:39:50 BREAK ENDS
1:41:10 Captain Lyrios accent
1:49:05 Corpse Reviver
1:50:30 WOOOOOOOOO
1:51:30 Smelling cards
1:55:25 Calamari
1:57:20 Fearne has to poop
1:59:55 Detected thoughts (double decker)
2:03:55 Fearne the professor
2:05:45 The sentry’s hat
2:06:55 Asking cops where to do fun stuff
2:08:40 Cheating at games
2:13:10 The games
2:14:05 The slots
2:16:15 Fork of the Storm Game 1
2:16:45 Divination
2:19:55 Sexual tension
2:27:15 The worst joke in CR history
2:28:05 Griffin’s wall
2:31:05 Wow, gambling is great!
2:33:40 Chetney is swinging (fishing for a comp)
2:36:45 Fearne is mean to staff
2:38:40 Fearne is cancelled
2:39:35 Fork of the Storm Game 2
2:41:50 Imogen’s reroll
2:42:50 Dealer’s thoughts
2:47:05 Sam loves his friends (Travis is a cooler)
2:49:15 Table’s hot (impromptu performance)
2:51:20 Gotta come clean y’all… I’m actually Criss Angel, that’s how I post these so fast
2:53:45 Chetney likes the carpenter
2:57:10 Chetney’s test (more bad Vegas experiences)
3:00:45 Ashton diarrhea (they’re still in the airport)
3:03:35 Gas leak episode (please send shrimp)
3:05:25 10 gold tippers
3:08:10 Ashton and Pate (did Ashton… take something?)
3:11:35 Offering Imogen a bath (an escape)
3:15:25 Imogen and her mother
3:22:55 Orym cleans house
3:23:45 Landon gives belated advice
3:25:50 Tour of Yios
3:46:45 How many Mercers of hair?
3:48:00 The college office
3:49:40 Is Landon a secret dragon?
3:50:35 Birds attack
3:53:15 Episode Ends
Full time Gameplay time Game 1st half Game 2nd half Mid break 1st start 1st end 2nd start 2nd end
3h 53m 14s 3h 30m 44s 1h 19m 32s 2h 11m 12s 14m 44s 0:05:52 1:25:24 1:40:08 3:51:20

Main cast attendance

Ashley Johnson, Laura Bailey, Liam O’Brien, Marisha Ray, Matthew Mercer, Sam Riegel, Taliesin Jaffe, and Travis Willingham.

Total: 2

Timestamp Title Notes
0:40:34 Professor
2:03:58 Professor

Total: 15

Timestamp Who? Dialogue
0:15:00 Ashton “"Holy fuck, he's freaking out," is usually, I think--”
0:36:53 Ashton “What the fuck?”
0:41:39 Ashton “I mean, I'm really fucking good with this thing.”
0:44:01 Ashton “He's a fucking mess.”
0:44:48 Ashton “Oh fuck!”
1:09:09 Taliesin “Fuck it up.”
1:23:12 Ashton “Yeah, I want to get the fuck out of here.”
1:46:33 Ashton “This place is really fucking loud, do you want a drink? I'm going to get a drink.”
1:56:58 Ashton “I mean-- All right, let's hop upstairs and play some fucking dice.”
1:57:13 Ashton “Do you want to fuck with something?”
2:07:17 Taliesin “Fuck yeah, I am.”
2:07:22 Taliesin “It's not even trouble, I just want to know if there's fucking fun places.”
2:16:05 Narration “I'm going Griffon, because I don't understand how this game fucking works.”
3:03:43 Taliesin “To the Hudson fucking News.”
3:09:09 Ashton “Well, since you appeared at a rather interesting moment in our reality: If that's you in there, Delilah, I swear to fuck that I will murder you if anything happens to her, and I'm watching.”

NOTE: Numbers represent damage as dealt, taking into account resistances and other effects, and may differ from the damage as rolled.

Total: 25

Character Damage dealt
Ashton 0
Fearne 0
FCG 0
Imogen 0
Laudna 25
Orym 0
Chetney 0

NOTE: Numbers represent damage as taken, taking into account resistances and other effects, and may differ from the damage as rolled.

Total: 25

Character Damage taken
Ashton 0
Fearne 25
FCG 0
Imogen 0
Laudna 0
Orym 0
Chetney 0

Total: 0

Character Healing performed
Ashton 0
Fearne 0
FCG 0
Imogen 0
Laudna 0
Orym 0
Chetney 0
Totals
Spells and Abilities Spells Only Leveled Spells Only Spell Levels
20 20 17 49
Character Spell Base level Cast at Notes
Imogen Sending 3 3 Xandis
Orym Grasping Vine 4 - via Seedling
Laudna Fireball 3 3
Imogen Prestidigitation Cantrip Cantrip
Orym Grasping Vine 4 - via Seedling
Fresh Cut Grass Cure Wounds 1 1
Fresh Cut Grass Detect Thoughts 2 2
Fresh Cut Grass Divination 4 4
Fresh Cut Grass Fast Friends 3 3
Imogen Mage Hand Cantrip Cantrip
Fresh Cut Grass Detect Thoughts 2 2
Imogen Detect Thoughts 2 2
Orym Grasping Vine 4 - via Seedling
Fresh Cut Grass Sending 3 3
Imogen Mage Hand Cantrip Cantrip
Imogen Invisibility 2 - via Shadow Touched
Imogen Fly 3 3
Imogen Sending 3 3 Liliana
Imogen Invisibility 2 2
Orym Grasping Vine 4 - referenced hanging from ceiling on vine, must have cast it previously at some point

Total: 5

Timestamp From To Message Response Notes
0:19:50 Imogen Captain Xandis "Y'all can come pick us up. We're east and a bit south. About half a day's journey from you. Big patch of red trees. I'll send a flare." "Oh, good morning. I, okay. Good to know that. We'll start heading that direction, and look for the red trees, I guess."
3:04:02 FCG Freya "Please send shrimp to our room. We will pay literally anything. Just don't tell. Just don't tell that we paid for it. Anything." (none)
3:14:54 Imogen Liliana Temult "I'm in Yios. Are you here? I know you want to stay distant, but please, I need guidance. Please." "If you're there, then you need to stay there. Stay safe. I understand the need for answers, but it's a real dangerous journey."
3:16:54 Liliana Temult Imogen "I've given up so much to keep you safe. At the end of it all, that's all I want. Please." "Mother. This storm is coming. If you keep running from me, I'm afraid I'm going to get swept up in it. I know I'll find you in the end."
3:17:54 Liliana Temult Imogen "If you keep running towards me, you'll definitely end up swept up in it. Imogen. Run." (none)

Total: 3

Timestamp Character Type Delve Deeper Target Reason Notes
1:59:30 FCG Detect Thoughts No General, just to pick up thoughts in the casino to get the lay of the land
2:42:40 FCG Detect Thoughts No Card dealer at casino Attempting to cheat at game
2:49:08 Imogen Detect Thoughts No Landon Presumably checking to see if he bought their story and whether he was going to scam them

PC natural 20s

Total: 2

Timestamp Character Description
0:54:03 FCG d20
2:49:20 Laudna Deception Check

PC natural 1s

Total: 1

Timestamp Character Description
1:57:47 Fearne Perception Check

DM natural 20s

Total: 1

Timestamp Character Description
2:35:15 Freya Wisdom Save

Total: 32

Timestamp Gained item(s)/money Paid item(s)/money Payer Where obtained Recipient How obtained Notes
0:13:28 Breakfast rabbit Gorgynei - Party Gifted
0:22:07 Rabbit heart Rabbit heart FCG - Laudna Gifted
1:02:03 Wolf statue (wooden) Wolf statue (wooden) Orym - Chetney Gifted
1:04:02 Finesse hook chisel Finesse hook chisel Chetney - Orym Gifted
1:43:00 Skyship docking (1 week) 50gp Imogen Lakecap Skyport Party Purchased
1:49:04 Frozen drink with ginger, Corpse Reviver, Metal chips (cup), Drink with straw, Lavender drink, Pale ale, Drink that tastes like leather and liquor Ashton Lakecap Skyport and Lounge Ashton Purchased Unknown cost
1:49:04 Frozen drink with ginger Frozen drink with ginger Ashton - Chetney Gifted
1:49:04 Corpse Reviver Corpse Reviver Ashton - Laudna Gifted
1:49:04 Metal chips (cup) Metal chips (cup) Ashton - FCG Gifted
1:49:04 Lavender drink Lavender drink Ashton - Imogen Gifted
1:49:04 Pale ale Pale ale Ashton - Orym Gifted
2:15:00 50gp FCG - Lakecap Skyport and Lounge Wagered
2:15:00 25gp 25gp Chetney - FCG Gifted
2:15:00 195gp Fearne - Lakecap Skyport and Lounge Wagered
2:15:00 195gp Chetney - Lakecap Skyport and Lounge Wagered
2:17:00 25gp FCG - - Expended Divination spell components
2:17:00 313gp Lakecap Skyport and Lounge - Chetney Earned
2:17:00 2gp Chetney - Dealer Tipped
2:26:00 25gp Imogen - Lakecap Skyport and Lounge Wagered
2:26:00 25gp Laudna - Lakecap Skyport and Lounge Wagered
2:26:00 25gp Ashton - Lakecap Skyport and Lounge Wagered
2:26:00 25gp Orym - Lakecap Skyport and Lounge Wagered
2:26:00 25gp Chetney - Lakecap Skyport and Lounge Wagered
2:31:06 37gp Lakecap Skyport and Lounge - Imogen Earned
2:31:06 37gp Lakecap Skyport and Lounge - Laudna Earned
2:31:06 37gp Lakecap Skyport and Lounge - Ashton Earned
2:31:06 37gp Lakecap Skyport and Lounge - Orym Earned
2:31:06 37gp Lakecap Skyport and Lounge - Chetney Earned
2:39:00 50gp Chetney - Lakecap Skyport and Lounge Wagered
2:39:00 50gp Laudna - Lakecap Skyport and Lounge Wagered
2:39:00 50gp Imogen - Lakecap Skyport and Lounge Wagered
2:39:00 200gp Ashton - Lakecap Skyport and Lounge Wagered

Total: 14

Name Affiliation First mention First appearance Race (if given) Description (if given)
S***head/Gargo (Confirmed by Matt) C3E024 The Hellcatch Valley at 2:02:05 C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 3:50:45 Bird Mangy, missing some feathers
Lyrios, Port Captain (Confirmed by Matt) C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 1:40:52 C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 1:40:52 Half-Elf Woman in nice light blue robe, platinum blonde hair that forms a bubble helmet around her head (she/her)
Lakecap Skyport and Lounge Patrons C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 1:45:16 C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 1:45:16 Affluent, about 43
Lakecap Skyport and Lounge Bartenders C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 1:45:40 C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 1:45:40 Light blue and gold trimmed vests
Lakecap Skyport and Lounge Guard 1 C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 2:01:57 C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 2:01:57 Half-Giant Shoulder pauldrons, chainmail, helmet is like a skull cap that curl up past the ears into tusk-looking blades, armored, heavy mace hanging from belt loop, small round arm-kept shield, deep blue light half-cloaks with gold trim over shoulders, barrel-chested, wide torso, squat thick legs (he/him)
Lakecap Skyport and Lounge Guard 2 C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 2:02:22 C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 2:02:22 Orc Shoulder pauldrons, chainmail, helmet is like a skull cap that curl up past the ears into tusk-looking blades, armored, heavy mace hanging from belt loop, small round arm-kept shield, deep blue light half-cloaks with gold trim over shoulders
Lakecap Skyport and Lounge Guard 3 C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 2:02:22 C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 2:02:22 Orc Orc, Shoulder pauldrons, chainmail, helmet is like a skull cap that curl up past the ears into tusk-looking blades, armored, heavy mace hanging from belt loop, small round arm-kept shield, deep blue light half-cloaks with gold trim over shoulders
Lakecap Skyport and Lounge Guard 4 C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 2:02:22 C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 2:02:22 Dwarf Hardy-looking
Lakecap Skyport and Lounge Dealer C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 2:15:09 C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 2:15:09 Human Man in early 20s, very short dark hair, somewhat tanned skin, similar attire as other dealers. (he/him)
Freya (Confirmed by Matt) C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 2:25:36 C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 2:32:21 Dwarf Woman in 30s, dark green-brown hair, light olive skin, chin beard that looks like vines that curl together and finishes a ring with gem in it, yellow dress, nice necklace chains (she/her)
Landon Kreshawl (Confirmed by Matt) C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 2:45:41 C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 2:45:41 Uniya Handsome man, rakish, long, curly auburn hair that drifts past shoulders, wider Newsies cap, frill-trimmed long vest, tusked smile, clean shaven face (he/him)
Sarah Bundin (Confirmed by Matt) C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 2:45:41 Heady of Ferry Guild (he/him)
Mani Drogidon, Exemplar (Confirmed by Matt) C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 3:33:41 Orc Regal armor, sword and shield
Yios citizens C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 3:37:49 C3E042 The City of Flowing Light at 3:37:49 A third to a half are orc, half-orc, or uniya

Total: 1

Timestamp Whisper
2:47:08 Matt to Laura about Landon

Total: 2

Timestamp Speaker Said to Notes
1:41:28 FCG Lyrios
2:33:11 FCG Freya “Smiley evening to you”

Total: 2

Timestamp Description Mention type Notes
0:26:05 Fearne asks how it feels being alive again and Laudna says she's still grappling with whether Delilah is gone Mention
3:09:09 Ashton threatens Pâté, thinking he might be Delilah Mention

Total: 13

Timestamp Description
0:23:28 FCG pulls out the rabbit tongue.
0:39:37 After Laudna fireballs Fearne, FCG wonders if they can go a day without killing each other.
1:01:39 Chetney keeps the keys to his chains under his body.
1:51:47 How would Chetney mark cards to count them? Well...
2:01:12 Liam contributes to the stray thoughts FCG is picking up.
2:01:25 Matt threatens Liam by rolling dice.
2:12:30 No cheating tonight. But maybe TOMORROW NIGHT!
2:14:34 It's a good thing slot machines aren't here, for Chetney’s sake.
3:00:54 Ashton warns that you don't want to see what happens when they eat shrimp.
3:01:02 The cast elaborates on what you can expect.
3:06:45 Sam wonders if the shrimp guy was filming them for TikTok.
3:06:50 Continued laughter about Bells Hells’ impeccable customer behavior.
3:23:07 Orym has trouble from last night's shrimp.

Total: 2

Timestamp Description
0:23:18 FCG is stroking the meat tongue
2:45:09 “That meat tongue turned into a silver tongue”