The Omen Archive

HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing:

Created by Flando Maltrizian, Master of Time(stamps)

Timestamp	Description
0:00:20	Tights talk
0:03:05	OnlySams
0:06:05	A fantastic segue into Laura’s merch corner
0:08:20	Travis aims true
0:09:05	Intro cinematic
0:10:55	EPISODE STARTS
0:12:50	Recap Ends
0:15:15	Map out (Chetney is Scanlan’s dad and/or granddad)
0:18:55	FCG has to overcome a possum
0:21:25	Have Laudna and Imogen actually banged? They haven’t been alone very much
0:24:40	Battle begins
0:26:20	Why do they have a bell?
0:32:20	Space Wolves
0:40:35	Reiloran nopes out (Miresens)
0:41:35	Checking Exandria’s rotation
0:47:45	232
0:49:10	Daddy’s hands
0:53:15	Fearne has forgotten everything (that one Reiloran must be freaked out)
0:54:55	Mister > Trinket
0:57:55	Chetney sneaks like a lion
0:59:30	Sam, we always knew you were bad at DnD
1:01:30	Fearne burrows
1:02:55	I made believe bad
1:05:25	Moonbounders
1:08:45	First rule of DnD: everyone split up
1:15:25	Sam makes believe good
1:18:15	Only one poop per month, canonically
1:22:45	Sneaking with the thunder clap
1:29:30	Command (FCG is suspiciously good at lying)
1:33:30	STOP IT
1:35:15	Sam finally rerolls a one
1:38:05	Queef out
1:41:00	Chay-Chay
1:42:45	Close call
1:44:55	Level up
1:46:55	BREAK STARTS
1:58:15	Art Montage
2:00:10	BREAK ENDS (optimizers don’t @ Ashley)
2:02:00	Marisha unleashes the salsa
2:03:45	Chetney is in his element
2:10:35	Orym queefs away
2:13:35	A Hamilton ref in 2024
2:16:05	Hard to escape Hamilton songs, once you start (Sam’s gas can)
2:19:10	Moon bison (drifting)
2:23:35	2 clouds hang back, nobody knows who
2:27:15	Squid swimming
2:29:05	Shelter inside the buffalo
2:32:30	Like father like son
2:33:40	Dequeefing
2:37:55	Laudna knows all about natural moisture
2:39:35	Tremors
2:46:05	RIP Dork the Ox, gone but not forgotten
2:47:35	Now that doesn’t make sense
2:48:35	Imogen and Fearne are drawn together
2:51:20	The bloody bridges have synced up (new feat)
2:55:15	Everybody has special auras, right Matt?
3:00:00	Imogen’s dream (wow, she fell asleep that fast? Jealous)
3:03:45	Do you resist, or do you delve deeper?
3:08:30	Orym is getting intense
3:13:15	The Reilorans are wonderful?
3:16:30	How does the campaign end
3:22:25	Pate is back
3:25:25	The juggernaut comes out in pieces
3:29:45	Reiloran hotdog
3:32:00	Moon ranch
3:45:15	Find some children
3:51:15	Don’t scream
3:53:55	Episode Ends

Full time	Gameplay time	Game 1st half	Game 2nd half	Mid break	1st start	1st end	2nd start	2nd end
3h 54m 10s	3h 25m 20s	1h 33m 53s	1h 51m 27s	16m 39s	0:10:58	1:44:51	2:01:30	3:52:57

Encounter	Total length	Start time	End time	Rounds	In game time	Notes
Escaping the Ruidian Base Camp	1h 15m 14s	0:20:47	1:36:01	4	24s	*End time calculated at moment of confirmed group Stealth Check success.

Main cast attendance

Ashley Johnson, Laura Bailey, Liam O’Brien, Marisha Ray, Matthew Mercer, Sam Riegel, Taliesin Jaffe, and Travis Willingham.

Total: 4

Timestamp	Item	Recipient
3:29:14	Apple Fritter	Laudna
3:29:14	Apple Fritter	Fearne
3:29:14	Apple Fritter	Imogen
3:29:14	Apple Fritter	Orym

Total: 1

Timestamp	Turned Into	Mister
0:38:28	-	Summoned

Total: 1

Timestamp	Description	Notes
3:05:35	“You all watch as Imogen just screams loudly, her eyes bright red and you watch as all of the spider-like lightning marks on her body brighten like the end of a heated ember before they slowly subside as she returns.”	Pulling herself out of communion with Predathos of Ruidus

Total: 1

Timestamp	Occasion	Type
1:09:19	Ruidus	Space

Total: 22

Timestamp	Who?	Dialogue
0:25:32	Narration	“I'm going to-- Fuck it, I'm going to-- I'm going to hold my attack.”
0:25:32	Taliesin	“Where am I there? We're hidden enough from this motherfucker, right?”
1:08:12	Ashton	“Laudna, do you have a fucking plan?”
1:08:36	Narration	“I'm going to rage, first of all, because that's where we fucking are.”
1:09:12	Narration	“I'm going to see what the fuck's going on with me.”
1:09:37	Narration	“Okay, I'm going to also hold an attack until he's within 60 feet, and I'm going to, because I'm worried about these fuckers.”
1:09:59	Narration	“No, towards our friends who are fucked.”
1:10:28	Narration	“Yeah. I'm just, I'm ready to fuck with them if it comes to it.”
1:11:08	Taliesin	“We got to get the fuck out of here.”
1:34:47	Taliesin	“Don't fuck it up.”
1:35:56	Taliesin	“Oh, fuck right off,”
1:35:56	Taliesin	“you motherfucker! Boo.”
1:38:08	Taliesin	“Fuck yeah.”
2:53:02	Ashton	“What the fuck do you think they're doing over there?”
2:59:02	Ashton	“Fuck around and find out.”
2:59:14	Ashton	“That really hurt, you motherfucker.”
3:10:51	Ashton	“It's just a fucking inevitability.”
3:22:31	Ashton	“Oh, for fuck's sakes.”
3:28:22	Ashton	“Well, shit, let's keep those, man. Fuck.”
3:29:41	Narration	“This fucker has more hit points than I do now, but I'm good that because I can--”
3:38:43	Taliesin	“Fuck yes.”
3:46:36	Ashton	“I'm willing to put, I guess good money, whatever that means here, that most Reilorans are fucking fine.”

Map number	Map
1

NOTE: Numbers represent damage as dealt, taking into account resistances and other effects, and may differ from the damage as rolled.

Total: 21

Character	Damage dealt
Ashton	0
Fearne	0
FCG	0
Imogen	21
Laudna	0
Orym	0
Chetney	0

NOTE: Numbers represent damage as taken, taking into account resistances and other effects, and may differ from the damage as rolled.

Total: 54

Character	Damage taken
Ashton	0
Fearne	24
FCG	0
Imogen	0
Laudna	24
Orym	0
Chetney	6

Total: 0

Character	Healing performed
Ashton	0
Fearne	0
FCG	0
Imogen	0
Laudna	0
Orym	0
Chetney	0

Total: 1

Timestamp	Character(s)	Description
3:25:48	FCG/Fearne	Reiloran Juggernaut, suffocated in Bag of Holding

Totals

Spells and Abilities	Spells Only	Leveled Spells Only	Spell Levels
14	13	11	30

Character	Spell	Base level	Cast at	Notes
Fearne	Pass without Trace	2	2
Laudna	Phantasmal Force	2	2
Laudna	Darkness	2	2
Fearne	Wild Shape	-	-	Summon Mister
Fresh Cut Grass	Passwall	5	-	Via Staff of Dark Odyssey
Imogen	Lightning Bolt	3	3
Imogen	Invisibility	2	-	Via Shadow Touched
Imogen	Seething Storm	3	3
Fresh Cut Grass	Banishment	4	4
Fresh Cut Grass	Command	1	1
Fresh Cut Grass	Telepathic Bond	5	-	Ritual
Fresh Cut Grass	Light	Cantrip	Cantrip
Fearne	Guidance	Cantrip	Cantrip
Laudna	Find Familiar	1	1

PC natural 20s

Total: 3

Timestamp	Character	Description
0:53:20	Fearne	Constitution Save
2:03:45	Chetney	Perception or Survival Check
3:52:33	Imogen	Persuasion Check with advantage

PC natural 1s

Total: 2

Timestamp	Character	Description
0:36:23	Laudna	Stealth Check
2:03:44	Laudna	Perception or Survival Check

DM natural 1s

Total: 1

Timestamp	Character	Description
1:24:23	Tishtan Reiloran Juggernaut 2	Attack with disadvantage against wall

Total: 13

Timestamp	Gained item(s)/money	Paid item(s)/money	Payer	Where obtained	Recipient	How obtained	Notes
3:28:34	Reiloran Juggernaut shoulder spike		Reiloran Juggernaut		Chetney	Looted
3:28:41	Reiloran Juggernaut shoulder spike		Reiloran Juggernaut		FCG	Looted
3:29:02	bone cestus claw weapon (2)		Reiloran Juggernaut		Chetney	Looted
3:29:14	Apple Fritter (4)	Ingredients			FCG	Baked
3:29:14	Apple Fritter	Apple Fritter	FCG		Laudna	Gifted
3:29:14	Apple Fritter	Apple Fritter	FCG		Fearne	Gifted
3:29:14	Apple Fritter	Apple Fritter	FCG		Imogen	Gifted
3:29:14	Apple Fritter	Apple Fritter	FCG		Orym	Gifted
3:29:23		Apple Fritter	Laudna			Consumed	4 temp HP
3:29:23		Apple Fritter	Fearne			Consumed	4 temp HP
3:29:23		Apple Fritter	Imogen			Consumed	4 temp HP
3:29:23		Apple Fritter	Orym			Consumed	4 temp HP
3:29:45	Limbs and head of Reiloran Juggernaut		Reiloran Juggernaut		Party	Looted

Total: 5

Name	Affiliation	First mention	First appearance	Race (if given)	Description (if given)
Reilora in tent		C3E083 Ruidus at 0:40:17	C3E083 Ruidus at 0:40:17	Reilora	He/him
Mounted Reilora		C3E083 Ruidus at 1:05:06	C3E083 Ruidus at 1:05:06	Reilora	Mounted on a massive, muscular, scaled panther creature (hunting feline type body) with no neck or head, just a jaw and a mouth, and with a big leather and chain mount for the rider.
Mounted Reiloran Shrike		C3E083 Ruidus at 1:05:06	C3E083 Ruidus at 1:05:06	Reilora	Mounted on a massive, muscular, scaled panther creature (hunting feline type body) with no neck or head, just a jaw and a mouth, and with a big leather and chain mount for the rider.
Vanguard and allied Reilora - various		C3E083 Ruidus at 1:23:31	C3E083 Ruidus at 1:23:31		Some Exandrian, some Reilora wearing patchwork leather and bone and carrying massive glaives made of bone or jagged crystal-like glass material held together with bits of metal
Dono		C3E083 Ruidus at 3:51:20	C3E083 Ruidus at 3:51:20	Bormodo	He/him. Squat bipedal humanoid with short, thick limbs and digits. Has a much smaller additional set of folded arms that are right in the sternum area and have long, thin, very dextrous fingers. He has an extremely rotund, almost cherub-like face with mostly black eyes, just the very edges of which whites are visible. He has smile marks and a flesh nub with slits where the nose should be and a deeply-set mouth. Wearing a cloak.

Total: 1

Timestamp	Description	Notes
2:59:21	Imogen communes with Predathos from the surface of Ruidus. She again feels a profound draw towards it and hears emotions that give a sense of "Welcome home. Join us. Wake us." She sees a network of all the Ruidusborn around her and forces herself out of the vision.	Not a dream per se but in the same vein

Total: 1

Timestamp	Description	Mention type	Notes
1:45:44	Marisha says she feels like there's nothing left for her in Warlock; Matt says Delilah would disagree	Out of character

Total: 5

Timestamp	Description
1:38:12	“We need to queef out of here”
2:32:37	Double dirty 20s from Travis and Liam - “Like father, like son”
2:34:16	Be-queefed. Beep Beep.
2:38:06	Laudna is intimately familiar with the more moisture-based portions of natural spaces
2:53:51	Imogen and Fearne sharing tampons

Total: 2

Timestamp	Description
0:41:32	Checking if Exandria has rotated
0:42:21	Can’t see beyond the horizon