The Omen Archive

HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing

Created by Flando Maltrizian, Master of Time(stamps)

Timestamp Description
00:01:25 Unused ad ideas
00:04:45 Laura’s merch corner
00:06:40 Intro cinematic
00:08:25 EPISODE STARTS
00:09:40 Recap Ends (back to M9)
00:11:00 BH and Caleb are bad at messages
00:12:05 Can’t read the die
00:15:30 Caleb could’ve been talking to them the whole time
00:17:25 All messaging must go through Laura’s character
00:18:20 Now to VM
00:22:35 Scanlan has no arms (Cerkonos rides Scanlan bareback)
00:26:00 One big bed
00:28:25 Cerkonos is very protective of Scanlan
00:32:15 Infectious (Back to BH)
00:39:50 Performance review
00:42:50 Go to her (upskirt Raven Queen)
00:46:45 Council of the Gods
00:59:30 Catatheosis
01:02:25 Orym testifies to the Gods (group skill check)
01:05:35 Oh yeah, we hadn’t accounted for the Chained Oblivion
01:06:35 Oh yeah, we hadn’t accounted for Vecna
01:09:35 Braius and Asmodeus
01:15:45 Pate talks to the Gods
01:19:30 They don’t like Laudna
01:21:50 Fearne shows that a mortal can get a lot done
01:25:15 Dorian asks why the Gods do not play dice
01:29:00 Ashton tells off Tiamat
01:33:10 Chetney doesn’t fear death
01:38:35 Imogen’s final threat
01:40:05 The biggest check in CR history (Lending Laura the energy)
01:43:50 The Divine Gate breaks
01:46:40 Ashton’s skull was a beacon the whole time
01:49:25 Ashton is nobody’s child
01:55:40 Catching Ashton
02:02:05 The Shoebill comes due
02:08:40 Shadow catch
02:11:35 The catch
02:16:25 3 parties try to bring back Ashton
02:27:05 Saving Ashton with dunamancy
02:30:40 Call them Kingsley (Caduceus is good at healing)
02:32:50 That was Essik?
02:36:50 Puking up Ruidus
02:41:45 Predathos is released
02:48:30 Imogen sketch
02:50:55 BREAK STARTS (Where the rest of the story takes us)
03:07:20 Art Montage
03:09:20 BREAK ENDS
03:10:15 Vax alone
03:13:15 The Champions of Death
03:31:25 Deanna and the Dawn Father
03:44:20 FRIDA
03:53:10 Everyone comes back
03:55:25 Ashton’s new head
04:00:25 Explaining Braius to Deanna (Chetney died for our sins)
04:02:10 A piece of FCG
04:04:25 Death is retirement
04:05:35 Chetney made a toy
04:07:00 Loose eye
04:08:05 Braius’s god history
04:09:05 The Dawn Daddy (Campaign 4’s quest objective)
04:12:35 “Kissing” the hand
04:16:10 Banging evil people is hot and a good idea
04:24:50 Messaging Opal (a couple times)
04:31:05 FRIDA is a robowolf
04:34:30 Chetney finally made something from metal
04:38:30 Fit to be tied
04:40:20 Redead
04:42:30 Opal
04:44:40 Nancy
04:48:00 Spider Queen stuff
04:53:40 Ruidian refugee crisis
04:56:50 Crisis network
04:59:00 Grog, Champion of the Moon
05:04:10 Moon franchising
05:06:20 The charisma characters have no stake
05:07:50 Caleb makes his case
05:09:05 Braius’s 6 days
05:10:45 Imogen makes her case
05:14:05 Planerider Ryn
05:18:10 Byroden girls
05:19:40 Opal leaves as we start epilogue mode
05:21:20 Rashinna and Rynn
05:25:30 Healing Rynn
05:30:35 Laudna and Lieve’tel (Braius still has the real mask)
05:36:30 Divine intervention?
05:41:40 Imogen and Laudna
05:44:45 Liliana
05:51:25 Lieve’tel and Cerkonos do bang it out
05:51:50 Braius is still a double agent
05:57:00 You’ll have to go through them too
05:58:00 Anyway, what were you saying Braius
05:59:50 A baby is gonna kill me
06:04:00 Braius considers a new god
06:05:40 Braius hands out the last paintings
06:07:00 Last rollies
06:12:50 Married blood
06:14:00 Dorian finds his mom
06:22:30 Hanging out with FRIDA in Jrusar (good to know Prism is doing well)
06:27:05 Chetney is FRIDA’s daddy
06:27:50 Pretty
06:30:20 Krook House
06:33:00 FCG relics
06:35:40 FCG’s flashdrive
06:39:30 To FCG
06:41:50 Orym and Dorian
06:46:10 Recreating the first combat
06:47:35 Fearne’s plans
06:50:50 Ashton’s plans
06:54:20 Ashton played himself
06:56:50 Crownkeepers reunion
06:59:50 Dariax
07:02:30 Deni$e
07:06:15 The crown is permanent, the accent is not
07:08:10 Take the night off
07:09:05 She-Ra’s there too
07:10:55 Orym and Keyleth
07:14:15 Thanks Keyleth
07:20:15 Tipsy Keyleth and Crownkeepers (the stamp)
07:24:00 Chetney’s epilogue
07:28:00 Fearne’s epilogue
07:32:45 Ira and Morri get back together
07:35:50 Quest for the Eggs
07:37:45 Ashton’s epilogue
07:42:20 Braius’s epilogue
07:45:40 Braius pledges himself to the Traveler
07:47:55 Orym’s epilogue
07:49:45 Morri’s deals were always fake
07:52:10 Dorian’s epilogue
07:55:00 Imogen and Laudna’s epilogues
07:57:25 Pockopea house
07:58:20 Laudna doesn’t know how donkeys work
08:00:50 Chetney death fakeout (engagement gift)
08:02:35 Jester and Fjord do some wedding planning
08:04:45 Caleb and Essek
08:06:40 Ludinus
08:08:15 Beau takes a summer off
08:10:25 Grog meets Gaz
08:11:35 Scankan and Koko
08:14:05 Lieve’tel comes with Cerkonos
08:14:40 Whitestone epilogue
08:17:10 Percy and Vex retire
08:19:05 Pike epilogue
08:21:00 Scanlan epilogue
08:24:40 Best of both worlds
08:26:15 Last Scanlan song
08:26:45 End of an era
08:28:00 Vax
08:35:00 That’s the end
08:36:35 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:01:05 Classic Naoe behavior
00:04:00 Date Everything
00:05:25 It ends tonight (spoilers: not yet)
00:06:50 Intro cinematic
00:08:35 EPISODE STARTS
00:11:50 Recap Ends
00:13:50 Poop
00:14:30 Pre-dong-thos
00:17:05 Battle begins
00:18:10 Does your foresight allow you to see deez?
00:27:50 Busted nails
00:37:05 Ready the ball bearings (wake me up)
00:39:45 Shift into Imogen’s crevice
00:41:00 Rock and Stone (Truthbearer, Fabled Plate of Uther Vendrok)
00:43:50 If Orym dies, it’s Robbie’s fault
00:50:00 Imagine
00:55:30 Heat shrunk the shirt
00:58:10 Calling the crit
01:02:30 Braius sees red
01:04:10 Only son of the Silken Squall
01:10:10 Predathos is groping
01:15:00 Imogen has a really good turn
01:24:35 The range of Bane (I’m coming)
01:27:25 Chill touch
01:38:40 The dice disobey Ashley
01:40:50 Convincing Braius to help
01:45:30 Laudna sketch
01:51:20 Once again with Truthbearer
01:57:10 Chetney goes back to old man face for a sec
02:08:40 Orym is the roughest
02:12:00 A legible nat 20
02:17:30 I missed, don’t look at me
02:18:40 Everyone’s favorite spell: Silvery Barbs
02:26:30 Predathos is just magnets
02:36:55 Thanks Keyleth (Matt is unmoved by the titty)
02:38:15 Can we talk?
02:50:25 Speaking of kaiju laser
02:53:25 Ashton refracts the laser
02:57:05 Silvery barbs is busted, but not omnipotent
03:04:30 Silvery boobs
03:05:45 BREAK STARTS
03:18:40 Art Montage
03:20:35 BREAK ENDS
03:21:50 Sam shirt
03:27:35 Reverse whisper (explaining the shirt)
03:32:30 Void Otohan
03:33:40 An extremely risky disintegration
03:46:55 Ashley’s green dice keep betraying her
03:49:20 Dorian, the real hero
03:52:55 Oiling up Imogen
03:57:10 Dreadful misfortune
03:58:35 Ring of Remembrance (Laura is the true Goddess of Dice)
04:07:15 HDYWTDT
04:09:50 Phase 3
04:19:30 Reaching out to Caleb
04:24:20 Planerider Ryn
04:31:25 The hole is rancid
04:35:15 The army shows up
04:38:20 The Ruiner
04:41:40 Flirting with Vusona
04:47:50 RAW divine intervention
04:48:40 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:01:30 The new rogue’s gallery
00:07:20 Laura’s merch corner
00:08:35 Intro cinematic
00:10:20 EPISODE STARTS
00:13:25 Predathogen is out
00:14:30 Imogen alone
00:22:00 Laudna’s memory montage
00:27:45 Battle begins
00:30:05 Please please help me
00:32:00 Orym believes in Imogen
00:35:40 Break up
00:38:10 Laudna’s form of dread
00:40:50 Stopping a freight train
00:46:15 The Skein of the Golden Order
00:53:30 Vordo the Golden Weaver
01:06:05 TGI Fridays
01:07:15 Riding Daddy’s foot
01:09:25 The Elephant’s Foot
01:16:55 Mega-dandruff
01:18:40 Truthbearer, Fabled Plate of Uther Vendrock
01:28:00 The void puppet
01:37:50 Telekinetic evisceration
01:41:20 Loot the god
01:43:55 How do you want to pluck this
01:50:40 Scorching Marisha Rays
01:57:20 Mister finally lands a poop
02:05:50 Chasm of Eager Darkness
02:11:40 First try for the mask
02:13:40 Just business
02:24:00 Touch of Piercing Winter
02:27:15 Ethedok the Endless Shadow
02:33:10 Heal steal
02:35:30 Only known him for 4 days
02:36:30 Ashley absolutely has to get rid of this dice
02:38:25 Imogen is out
02:41:30 You can’t freeze out Dorian
02:48:00 If we’re all here, who’s driving Predathos?
02:48:45 Fighting over the Mask
02:54:05 BREAK STARTS
03:06:55 Art Montage
03:08:55 BREAK ENDS
03:17:35 Mortality or flight
03:25:25 Boons
03:35:30 Just level up real quick
03:41:05 Back to the fight
03:51:15 Small cap
03:54:00 There’s a whole thing with new rules
03:56:10 The rules issue has been resolved (also Sam’s shirt)
03:59:35 HDYWTDT
04:02:35 Phase two
04:05:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:01:00 Animal facts with Sam
00:06:10 Intro cinematic
00:07:55 EPISODE STARTS
00:11:25 Recap Ends
00:14:20 Ludinus doesn’t care about the beginning of a new age
00:22:05 Ludinus backstory
00:26:45 First monologue gets a 6-7
00:27:50 Grow up
00:29:05 Becoming Predathos is just basically winning the lotto
00:35:20 Braius is surprisingly empathetic
00:37:40 Meanwhile, Chetney
00:43:00 Chetney invented pogs
00:46:50 Cup fart
00:48:45 Ludinus is gone
00:52:05 Braius just needs to do a quick prayer
00:54:05 Sam is alone with his Lord
01:08:15 The team comes back
01:09:30 10/10 monologue (back into it)
01:12:05 Chetney’s limited edition distractions
01:15:20 Fearne’s got it
01:17:05 BREAK STARTS
01:25:15 Art Montage
01:27:15 BREAK ENDS
01:28:30 It’s just a magic trick
01:30:50 Battle begins (Orym’s disarm)
01:36:30 Ravenous void
01:41:05 Expert rules lawyering
01:44:45 Thanks Google AI
01:49:10 Laudna pops a pimple
01:55:30 Big Boy missed the save and saved the day
02:02:35 Imogen holds firm (Sam reveals the shirt)
02:05:20 Negging your rolls
02:08:10 Mister gets sucked in
02:20:45 Flirting with Chetney
02:25:30 Chetney is cusping
02:27:30 Beam
02:30:35 Deploying Pate
02:33:35 Ludinus meets Pate
02:44:30 Taliesin is going home
02:50:10 Pate sacrifices himself for Chetney
02:52:05 Ira brings the nightmare
02:57:40 Cocked
03:00:45 Mister is a hero
03:18:50 Back to the old tricks
03:21:40 Taliesin’s dice gets sucked
03:30:20 Not forcecage
03:34:30 Power Word Stun
03:48:30 HDYWTDT
03:56:35 What now?
04:06:20 The staff rejects identify
04:09:25 Busting a rest grenade on Braius
04:18:50 Ludinus is still alive
04:21:25 Boning Predathos
04:22:30 Spice up before the fight
04:28:25 The chamber of Predathos
04:32:00 Predathos
04:34:05 Predathos backstory
04:38:40 A Ruidian Flare
04:44:10 Predathos is hungry
04:50:50 Matt/Predathos is coming for you
04:52:15 Imogen goes for it, Fearne doesn’t
04:54:15 Pucci’s reminder
04:57:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:50 Protecting Robbie’s info
00:04:00 Liam keeps it Jersey
00:05:40 Intro cinematic
00:07:25 EPISODE STARTS
00:08:45 Recap Ends
00:14:10 Two clocks
00:22:55 Dorian 20
00:23:55 Minor Illusion a clipboard
00:27:35 Sam’s shirts come for us all
00:33:30 Classic captive’s gambit
00:35:30 Not on first name basis (bound by the pouch)
00:39:15 Marking the clock
00:40:55 No need to kick her (great timing)
00:42:55 Reilorans are committed to prisoner welfare
00:48:25 A scritch based plan (it’s been nice knowing you)
00:53:45 Pushing Avadons in the hole
01:01:10 RESPECT WOMEN!
01:02:20 How do they breath?
01:03:45 The hole is stuffed
01:08:15 Meeting the myceit
01:18:15 Robbie breaks his chair (buy stuff)
01:26:30 Fearne lubes her cake
01:31:55 Imogen has picmen
01:39:10 Lubing Braius
01:45:45 Talking to the mushroom
01:53:55 Tastes like Pirates of the Caribbean
01:59:00 Splitting the party
02:07:35 I don’t appreciate your tone
02:12:05 Are we there yet?
02:17:15 Prepping for the big fight (mounting up)
02:20:05 BREAK STARTS
02:31:15 Art Montage
02:33:15 BREAK ENDS
02:36:25 Life sized (baby) Trinket
02:38:35 3 rounds to save Liliana
02:39:35 Battle begins
02:48:40 Full moo
02:50:30 Stanley cup reveal
03:01:10 Psychic butler
03:17:05 Just a casual game
03:22:10 Braius doesn’t need Orym (Aeriolis)
03:28:45 Crush will (Ludinus is Mommy)
03:39:30 HDYWTDT (Braius)
03:44:40 HDYWTDT (Laudna) (Second shirt)
03:49:35 Dorian loves his mom
03:53:30 The “WAIT” joke may be one of their oldest
04:00:05 Imogen is coming for Ludinus
04:04:00 HDYWTDT (Chetney)
04:09:30 HDYWTDT (Fearne)
04:18:40 HDYWTDT (Super disintegrate)
04:19:30 Braius swings wide
04:26:00 Dorian finally gets Forcecage to work
04:28:40 AoO on Liliana
04:31:40 Liliana’s tether is gone
04:36:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:50 Adception
00:06:25 Laura’s merch corner
00:06:55 Intro cinematic
00:08:40 EPISODE STARTS
00:10:25 Recap Ends (Beau vs. Veth)
00:11:55 Early flask (Seeming and polymorph)
00:17:10 Beacon of Hope
00:19:25 Beau takes it too far
00:23:45 Moonwalk deception
00:26:10 Battle begins
00:29:00 Jester is still bad at inflict wounds
00:37:10 Ball Bearomancy
00:43:25 Caduceus knew the risks
00:48:30 Veth got real into gambling
00:54:15 Space Admiral Fjord
00:59:25 Gotta finish exploration before going through the boss door
01:08:40 Fjord gets stretched
01:13:25 Empty body – the best ability
01:15:25 BREAK STARTS
01:28:50 Art Montage
01:30:50 BREAK ENDS
01:33:30 The smell of fear
01:38:30 Battle begins
01:40:40 Sam’s shirt
01:45:20 Talking to the Weave Mind
01:52:00 Barbershop quintet
01:53:40 Everything dies without mice
01:54:55 Everyone thinks they’re gonna betray everyone else
01:55:30 No chairs, that means you must die
01:57:45 Unbothered by invisibility
01:59:35 Divine Intervention
02:02:05 Ginus lollipop
02:07:50 Time stop
02:11:20 Double fireball
02:17:25 Stealthy flaming Calebs
02:20:15 Carl the janitor
02:25:15 The Prestige
02:30:05 Wonderwall
02:34:55 Divine intervention for a new graveyard
02:46:45 Predathos fart
02:53:40 Donut delivery empowers Jester
03:05:55 Mental Evisceration
03:12:20 Caleb does trigonometry
03:20:30 DEATH WARD
03:24:50 So many bets
03:36:40 Yasha can smell Beau
03:37:35 If they die in the game (imaginary rich)
03:39:40 Extract aspects
03:41:25 Who said that?
03:46:00 Drain nerd
03:55:10 Fjord doesn’t get healed
03:57:55 Caleb’s useless fire dancers
04:04:55 Power Word Stun
04:10:55 Terrible… 27
04:13:10 Isolate and kill
04:17:10 HDYWTDT
04:25:05 7 level 20’s and 5 boss monsters
04:29:10 Breaking the triangle
04:30:10 Great, Fjord’s back
04:38:00 Blade barrier is very helpful
04:41:15 HDYWTDTTTWM
04:45:35 Sometimes I can still hear her voice
04:46:55 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:15 Autotune
00:05:40 Celi-bate
00:07:30 Intro cinematic
00:09:15 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:25 Recap Ends (whip it out)
00:16:35 Who is talking to who?
00:18:50 BH is an improv troupe
00:20:00 BH and M9 god talk
00:24:55 Do you want to fight a snowman?
00:28:50 Does it blow your minds to be travelling with Chetney
00:31:20 Ludinus has the same weak point as titans
00:32:30 Dicks out for Ludinus
00:33:35 Gaz is the best
00:35:30 Psychic grappling jet packs
00:37:35 Veth is a slime YouTuber
00:40:10 Veth poisoned Beau
00:44:15 Braius is going down
00:46:30 Blue guy makes a toast
00:48:30 Explaining tea and cheese
00:50:00 Tattoos
00:52:30 Dorian and Caleb
00:54:00 Laudna and Imogen
00:58:10 Veth and Yasha (canonical marriage status)
00:59:55 Yeza is into some wild stuff (we’re really opening up these relationships)
01:02:25 No, we’re gonna keep talking about this
01:06:20 Wedding planning
01:09:45 Chiffon
01:12:20 Aaaand, now we can get going
01:13:35 Do what feels kind
01:15:00 The Raven mask (divine throuple)
01:17:50 Cup reveal
01:20:10 A committed casting of intellect fortress
01:21:05 Dorym confirmation (Braius heart break)
01:22:35 Somehow, Ashton and Fearne are even more romantic (Braius heart break)
01:24:55 Imogen and Caleb
01:25:50 Liliana’s luck runs out
01:30:25 BREAK STARTS
01:40:50 Art Montage
01:42:50 BREAK ENDS (M9 art)
01:49:15 Throwing them off the trail
02:01:10 Sam’s shirt
02:05:00 They finally notice the shirt
02:06:50 Naruto running across a cable
02:14:10 Time trials
02:18:10 It has begin
02:19:55 Veth is Donatello
02:32:05 The boom goes off
02:36:20 The rogues are back in style
02:37:55 Beau dashes over the cable
02:40:05 Shocking grasp
02:42:15 Sam’s flask
02:46:30 Single again
02:54:20 Eagle poops like a human
02:55:35 And this is why I hate random tables
02:58:35 Beetle Caduceus (Beau forfeits)
03:01:45 Map out
03:05:05 Hello Bees!
03:07:55 Battle begins
03:10:20 I’m the Juggernaut (seven to put in you)
03:30:15 Eldritch blasts
03:33:40 Gaz attack
03:35:00 Too dark to hear
03:39:50 I’m a belabor
03:41:15 You’ve got the Gaz
03:43:05 Eagleback
03:49:30 Ashley has to get rid of that dice
03:54:35 I feel good
04:00:25 Do the big one first
04:05:15 Gaz vs. The Blade Baron
04:08:55 Dapping up Gaz
04:13:10 Second fire crotch
04:17:15 How dare Beau drop these ball bearings
04:20:10 Gaz covers the rear
04:22:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:25 Time capsule
00:05:40 Laura’s merch corner
00:08:00 Wedding at Bernie’s
00:10:30 Intro cinematic
00:12:15 EPISODE STARTS
00:13:30 Recap Ends, map out
00:21:40 Gravelly Keyleth and Grande Grog
00:26:40 Scanlan asks the big questions
00:35:50 Battle begins
00:37:55 Early win
00:45:45 Friendly fire
00:53:20 Scrag
01:00:40 Save us Cerkonos
01:05:50 Goosh
01:08:30 What do your horse eyes see?
01:12:50 Sunder King Ozo Cruth (and Carnage and Bone Graver)
01:18:40 Shai Hulud (Vorak)
01:22:55 Finally Cerkonos
01:23:50 Animal facts alert
01:27:45 What I Would Like to Do
01:34:15 Lots of toys
01:37:00 Right where Grog wants to be
01:39:30 No handrails
01:50:50 Percy supplies his own Fluffernutter
01:53:30 Five feet (Here’s What I’m Going to Do)
02:03:20 Matt bought all the rocks
02:04:45 The Reiloran falls again
02:17:35 Lieve’tel’s divine intervention
02:27:00 HLADYPTHWYCHIH
02:28:35 I don’t know that ‘plucking’ is the ideal interaction with such a thing
02:31:45 BREAK STARTS
02:45:05 Art Montage
02:47:05 BREAK ENDS
02:49:00 Neigh-O
02:51:55 If he has advantage, on average this ability one-shots raging Grog from full
02:59:05 Death of Vex
03:05:45 Pike’s divine intervention
03:17:30 Within 90 feet of that ass
03:18:45 Sam’s shirt (throwing the pokeball)
03:22:20 Like a surgeon
03:30:20 So much teeth
03:35:05 Vax returns
03:38:45 Trinket takes a ride
03:49:20 Grog theme song
03:51:10 HDYWTDT
03:57:25 The worm gets a snack
04:00:35 WWSD (Cerkonos hands out a sick burn)
04:06:20 Catching Pike
04:09:40 Intimidation poops
04:15:40 Dagger, dagger, dagger (and luck)
04:17:50 HDYWTDT
04:23:45 HDYWTDT
04:26:40 Free Scraggy (that’s definitely gonna screw them in Campaign 4)
04:28:25 Reunion
04:37:45 Vax gets a choice
04:45:00 All the kids
04:47:30 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 Don’t wake Sammy
00:03:35 Several people can sing
00:04:50 Laura’s merch corner
00:06:20 Intro cinematic
00:08:10 EPISODE STARTS
00:10:15 Recap Ends
00:11:15 What’s the Exandrian equivalent of the Eiffel Tower
00:12:35 Lionel the Duckbarian, Keg, and Kent Plucker
00:15:20 Sam brought coconuts
00:16:30 Scanlan’s bathroom mechanics
00:17:55 Horse stealth
00:20:00 These are the generals of the armies
00:23:40 Grog Crocs (Grog actually is a bootmaker)
00:24:10 Keyleth and the parents (Pike and Scanlan do also have kids, but they’re less cute)
00:26:50 Vex has great ability to give comfort
00:27:40 Old Trinket
00:30:15 No kids
00:31:00 Pike and Scanlan (dating Andy)
00:33:05 Three small beds
00:35:20 Grog is awake
00:36:45 How do centaurs even sleep
00:37:50 Cerkonos is a Scan stan
00:39:45 Chetney doesn’t know how close he was to death
00:44:50 Whitestone’s troops
00:47:20 Cerkonos and Scanlan are broing out
00:53:55 Lieve’tel
00:56:50 Letting Lieve’tel know about her boytoy Bertrand
00:58:40 Cerkonos X Lieve’tel ship launches
01:02:25 Matt’s banner noise
01:02:50 High Hierophant Ophera
01:07:25 On your left
01:09:40 Keyleth’s inspirational leader speech
01:14:30 Grog starts to mosh
01:17:10 Vex is technically the champion of the Dawnfather
01:22:00 Maybe Trinket shouldn’t come
01:24:10 Talking to Trinket
01:24:50 The original cup
01:28:45 Scanlan gives dating advice to Cerkonos
01:31:15 Grog approaches 300HP
01:32:30 Fake Essek checks up on M9
01:35:50 Essek’s jock younger brother
01:38:10 Verin getting autographs
01:43:10 The children and beer will be fine
01:44:05 Grog makes fine leather boots
01:45:45 Percy and Keyleth
01:46:50 Lieve’tel supports the Raven ladies
01:48:15 Cerkonos has game
01:49:50 Xandis is flying the ship
01:53:45 Grog is caped up
01:59:20 HE SAID THE THING
02:00:50 Fighting alien wyverns
02:09:20 HDYWTDT
02:15:30 Elemental rescue form
02:22:50 Cape off
02:23:35 Scanlan inspiration (SS Yo)
02:29:20 You have to jump
02:37:25 Cerkonos can fall cancel
02:43:40 BREAK STARTS
02:57:15 Art Montage
03:02:15 BREAK ENDS (map out)
03:11:40 Battle begins
03:16:55 Inspiring Cerkonos
03:17:45 Wet Ass Percy
03:22:05 Percy pulls out the cane sword gun
03:25:30 Pass through fire
03:26:50 Zero-G Grog
03:39:30 Sperm swarm
03:45:25 Ashley’s back
03:48:40 Cerkonos supports his bro
03:58:20 Splat
04:00:45 Watch me neigh
04:01:50 Big bugs
04:06:50 I want to bite you with my mandibles
04:10:00 Questions
04:14:10 Boobs of Feral Leaping
04:18:50 Keyleth carpet bombs the battlefield
04:22:35 Friendly fire is never friendly
04:25:30 Opal
04:29:50 Ain’t room on this bug for the two of us
04:44:45 Here to help
04:47:25 Devo’ssa airstrike
04:50:35 HDYWTDT
04:56:05 HDYWTDT
05:02:55 Opal kills the vidulch
05:05:35 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:45 A parade of Cages
00:03:55 A very normal Veilguard ad
00:07:40 Laura’s merch corner
00:08:25 Synchronized hand motions
00:09:30 Excited to come (see y’all at C2E2)
00:10:30 Yeah, it’s definitely reading
00:11:15 Intro cinematic
00:13:00 EPISODE STARTS
00:14:15 Too many Cages
00:16:15 Recap Ends
00:20:20 Dialing in the Fjord voice
00:21:10 Liam answers his own question
00:23:25 Planning
00:31:10 Laura has lost her messaging mastery
00:33:10 Rashinna answers back
00:34:10 Thick and ropy (also the glasses make it even worse)
00:35:50 The bees, not the bees
00:37:05 Group disguise
00:39:45 A very disorienting episode
00:43:00 Sprinkle begs for death
00:50:40 Ashton sucks a sword
00:52:55 Veth and Caleb’s regrets
00:55:35 Orym sucks a sword
00:59:50 Sucking Predathos
01:01:35 Quick fight
01:04:50 No need for a disguise kit
01:12:30 The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
01:14:40 Marisha becomes a garbage can
01:18:25 A Taste of Exandria
01:22:25 Planerider Ryn
01:26:55 Distractions
01:32:00 Laura misses a 3-pointer
01:36:40 Jester’s messaging skills are rubbing off on Imogen
01:39:30 Fjord makes all the sounds with his mouth (calming the storm)
01:42:40 Marisha is an anti-horse girl
01:46:35 Fjord rides the storm
01:52:05 Dire mole Jester
01:54:15 Seeming + polymorph
02:01:20 Reaching out to Gaz
02:06:15 Creed, Daft Punk, Elvis, and Wayne Newton
02:09:20 Heading into Kreviris
02:14:10 Planning with Gaz
02:15:15 Sam gets Johnsoned
02:17:50 Veth isn’t into Gaz
02:23:20 Gaz is going through it
02:27:10 Gaz has his first cookie
02:29:20 Lots of new experiences for Gaz
02:30:35 Hallowed Cage
02:37:30 Jester calls for the assault
02:38:35 BREAK STARTS
02:55:00 Art Montage
02:57:00 BREAK ENDS
02:58:20 Keyleth spent a lot of time on those titles
03:00:00 Keyleth and Vex
03:05:10 Keyleth got stung
03:07:00 Wait, clergy aren’t allowed to drink? Since when? (Grog and Pike)
03:11:10 Divorce number 3
03:15:15 The Bag has never been cleaned
03:19:10 Grey hairs and abs
03:20:05 Tary update
03:24:10 Cerkonos, the Druid of Hotness
03:29:50 Cerkonos never finishes first
03:32:40 Sun Tree
03:35:10 Vesper
03:39:20 Percival
03:41:30 Cerkonos always liked Scanlan
03:44:00 Kaylie
03:48:30 The Triple
03:50:10 Damn, Cerkonos cannot lie
03:51:00 Messaging Scanlan
03:52:10 Scanlan
03:54:25 Follow up message
03:57:20 Dr. Dranzel
03:59:10 Gwen
04:00:50 The Contract and The Mask (the trap)
04:03:30 Housing a bear claw (VM is contentious)
04:06:35 The whole de Rolo family
04:10:45 Whitestone Endures
04:12:20 Scanlan and the Silver Saddles
04:15:40 Keg is the newest Silver Saddle
04:17:35 Updating Scanlan on what’s happening
04:22:05 Travis takes Sam’s face… off
04:26:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:30 Sam deadliest ad yet
00:05:40 Laura’s merch corner
00:08:10 Intro cinematic
00:10:00 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:20 Recap Ends
00:15:35 Lots of material to catch up on
00:16:10 Space pirates
00:18:00 Veth has updated her look (also an open? relationship)
00:19:50 Caduceus knows to only talk to Imogen and Orym
00:22:10 The ring was worth the money
00:23:20 My wife and I like your vibe
00:24:30 Braius finds Jester familiar
00:25:55 Beau is on that fitness grindset
00:27:10 M9 just straight up tells Braius what happened
00:32:25 Caleb knows some stuff about Caduceus
00:35:10 Imogen started floating because of Essek (good luck with the Weave Mind)
00:36:50 Caduceus is the only normal one
00:40:35 Laudna/Beau fan
00:42:10 Just Jester and a Goblin
00:43:30 Pocket bacon (constant singing)
00:47:35 Third character reference
00:48:50 An additional layer of conversation
00:51:30 Jester and Braius compare art
00:54:40 Braius’s fiancée Suzy Greene
00:56:25 Messaging Suzy through her underwear (quartertaur with a bootie)
00:59:35 Jester’s message
01:02:30 Suzy is really gross now
01:04:00 Dodge a pepperbox
01:07:00 Jester brought cupcakes
01:08:45 Liam loses the thread (FCG’s body parts)
01:18:55 Sam changes shirts (Riding Braius)
01:24:25 Robbie is Braius
01:28:15 Freaking out on the moon
01:33:20 Sashimi’s daggers (wedding plans)
01:37:20 The staff
01:38:35 Splitting the tables
01:44:40 The Tower
01:48:20 Spectral cat butt (She’s in the walls)
01:49:55 BREAK STARTS
02:01:20 Art Montage
02:03:20 BREAK ENDS
02:06:25 Ode to Joy
02:08:10 The background features not affecting the game in any way? What a surprise
02:10:45 The Alabaster Baby
02:11:20 Sam’s one man show
02:14:20 Jester and Fearne are meant for each other
02:16:45 Caleb’s magic fingers
02:20:20 Liam’s one man show
02:23:30 Ashton gets romantic advice
02:28:45 Jester has disappointed Henry Crabgrass
02:30:00 Fearne’s whole character
02:31:35 Caleb has Scanlan-proofed the Tower
02:32:35 Fjord and Beau
02:38:10 Caleb is a C-popper
02:40:25 Nein Hellz
02:42:55 Caleb has an egg
02:45:50 The inevitable happens
02:48:15 Fearne will not settle for a pity egg
02:48:55 Caduceus and Braius (moo)
02:57:45 Dorian and Fearne end the song
02:59:30 Yasha tries to seal the deal
03:00:30 Thanos Fearne
03:02:10 Yasha forfeits the fight
03:04:30 Caleb takes Imogen and Laudna to the observatory
03:16:05 Afterparty at Taste of Tal’dorei
03:19:00 Hitting Braius with inspiration
03:21:20 Remembering Sprinkle
03:22:50 Sprinkle makes a break for it
03:23:40 Chet goes wild on the shield
03:25:20 Dorian and Orym
03:32:10 Braius wants in
03:32:55 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:25 The worst cat ad to date
00:05:15 Laura’s merch corner
00:06:10 Intro cinematic
00:07:55 EPISODE STARTS
00:10:40 Recap Ends
00:11:30 Naked Laudna
00:16:00 Italy isn’t canon, but Italian food is
00:17:40 We haven’t established how rich Braius is
00:23:40 Imogen is an unreliable narrator
00:26:15 Going over the Matron’s whole plan
00:27:55 Communal mask
00:30:45 Imogen’s mom doesn’t have a counter
00:37:30 Xandis Keybane (Braius is Dorian’s page)
00:43:50 Travis still doesn’t know boat terminology
00:45:25 Tavern in the Titan’s rectum
00:47:00 Key party (squire and squiee)
00:48:00 He should probably not have survived
00:54:25 Saying goodbye to Chetney every night
00:56:15 More tavern names
00:59:35 Communicating with Coriolis
01:03:35 Allura on saying goodbye
01:13:30 Who goes down the most
01:14:30 Chetney is courting investors
01:20:00 Team Titans GO! (What is Rome?)
01:21:55 Dorian makes Chet his sugar daddy
01:24:35 Team shopping (Cidrick’s)
01:30:35 Cidrick takes a turn
01:34:30 Testing the purity
01:36:45 How shady can one person be?
01:37:45 Do you spice?
01:40:55 I’m Cidrick, and that’s a promise
01:41:35 Liam’s minigolf story
01:43:40 By Popular Demand
01:50:40 BREAK STARTS
02:02:45 Art Montage
02:04:40 BREAK ENDS (Team Titan)
02:05:45 Jerking on the side
02:08:05 Where’s the tavern?
02:11:05 In the titan you kill first, ask questions later
02:12:10 Titan Town
02:26:50 Ashton sticks his hand inside
02:30:00 Ashton communes with the Titan
02:36:00 ROCK AND STONE!!
02:48:40 Snap back to reality
02:51:30 Visions give you magic items
02:52:25 Kaos Krew
02:53:50 Shank
02:55:30 Laudna gets a call from the old ball-and-chain
02:56:40 You can’t fight the Malort, you have to embrace it
02:59:40 Sam’s cup (run down the leg)
03:02:10 Musical sex
03:05:35 Skysybil Mirimm
03:10:45 Four crazy days for Braius
03:13:35 Short rest in a can
03:17:55 Saying go get’em to Allura
03:19:10 Leeta
03:22:05 Fearne can’t transport via plants yet
03:27:35 Don’t have much
03:28:50 Ropy got strung up
03:32:35 Orym and his sisters
03:35:20 Wait, this goes to the moon?
03:36:55 Orym calls his mom to say goodbye
03:38:20 Imogen calls her dad as well
03:41:05 Braius is worried about not being trusted
03:45:10 Braius’s plan (the others will fall)
03:48:55 100-hour anniversary
03:49:25 Saying goodbye to Zhudanna
03:51:25 Hard to remember things from the beginning of the campaign
03:52:25 Ashton and Dorian
04:00:05 Greeting M9 as a posse
04:01:40 M9 reads BH for filth
04:04:30 Double the characters, double the fun
04:05:50 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:50 Our favorite German historians are back
00:05:05 Always toss back to Matt first
00:06:05 Laura’s merch corner
00:07:40 Intro cinematic
00:09:20 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:10 Recap Ends
00:16:15 Practicing the call
00:17:55 Henderson the dragon
00:18:50 Spread your legs and soar
00:22:35 Stuck Step Morrigan
00:24:35 Chetney had a hard night
00:26:30 Chetney’s close call
00:30:55 Alarm one
00:32:05 Rat tail spaghetti
00:36:25 The Sorrowlord’s blade and the arcane beer bong
00:41:40 Suck list
00:45:25 Chekhov’s peepee healer
00:46:25 EAT THE HEART (safe space)
00:47:25 Bonging Laudna
00:50:10 Eating all the NPC’s
00:53:55 Cups you
01:00:55 Marisha is the best note taker
01:06:15 Matron of Ravens is watching
01:10:40 Do we have plot armor for this conversation?
01:15:50 Laudna can’t handle the heavy knockers
01:19:25 Lieve’tel was the character Liam played in ‘The Search for Grog’ one-shot
01:23:30 Canonically, you gotta drown to talk to the Matron
01:25:55 High dive the blood pool
01:29:05 Weird magic blood
01:30:55 Alarm two
01:32:10 Orym bleeds into the public pool
01:35:35 Drowning
01:36:45 Robbie drowns
01:43:50 BREAK STARTS
01:59:45 Art Montage
02:01:40 BREAK ENDS (discussion with Raven Queen)
02:06:20 We saw the imp
02:13:05 Go home
02:14:20 Ashton goes after the Raven Queen
02:18:15 Liliana Temult destiny
02:19:15 Opal destiny
02:20:20 Vespin Chloras destiny
02:28:35 Map out
02:31:20 Battle begins
02:38:40 Bane
02:46:45 You’re gonna die
03:03:40 Feather fall
03:08:25 Striking Opal with Braius’s balls
03:18:25 Vespin almost got taken down by a dog
03:24:30 Potentially real Opal
03:26:55 HDYWTDT
03:30:20 Orym edges
03:34:25 Harassing this ultra war criminal
03:36:05 Please shoot Braius instead
03:48:00 Jazz hands duplicates
03:49:55 Opal’s thread
03:53:00 Emhira
03:57:50 Imogen trusts her Mom
03:59:55 HDYWTDT
04:03:35 HDYWTDT
04:05:45 The Raven Queen speaks
04:07:50 Mask off
04:14:25 Why did you do it?
04:23:30 See you soon, Chetney
04:27:50 Vax was so stealthy he surprised the Matron
04:34:10 The Matron is cool with Laudna
04:39:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:25 Sam shares some slides
00:02:30 Wait, Sam is based?
00:03:45 Afraid to get wet?
00:04:15 Taylor actually made a supercut
00:06:30 Intro cinematic
00:08:15 EPISODE STARTS
00:11:15 Recap Ends (Can’t die from this)
00:16:05 Blessing of the hells
00:25:25 Brainwashing the guards
00:28:15 Melting the guard’s brain
00:40:50 Counting bodies
00:47:05 Whack-a-mole
00:51:45 Staging a play
00:53:10 It’s pronounced geese
00:59:35 Going for the long con
01:01:00 A poorly thought out skit (mo-cap Ludinus)
01:04:40 Aaand… action!
01:07:15 Prepping for act 2
01:09:00 Ashton directs and edits act 2
01:10:30 Act 3 (ruining Donnie Darko)
01:11:10 Capturing the audience
01:15:30 Chetney marks his work
01:16:30 Gloamglut’s back
01:19:45 The moment Matt sees the shirt
01:23:45 Zathuda expires
01:32:20 We’re struggling out here
01:33:55 Monkey noises
01:36:35 Sad Gloamglut
01:43:05 Mounting the beast
01:47:35 Chetney and Orym get whiplash
01:49:45 Driving a horse
01:51:40 Mustachioed Arch Heart
01:52:40 BREAK STARTS
02:07:35 Art Montage
02:09:35 BREAK ENDS
02:11:10 Having a discussion in a dragon’s claws
02:19:05 No dragons were harmed
02:26:00 The Loom it is
02:29:15 Last chance to leave (Nana does some Slaanesh stuff)
02:36:05 Ashton on parents
02:37:25 Doing okay, Matt?
02:37:55 Fearne and Zathuda
02:45:25 Zathuda’s whole plan
02:50:15 Let the painting answer
02:52:35 Itchy nose (lots of Ludinus stuff)
02:58:50 Why the long face?
02:59:40 He only got one shot, did not miss his chance to blow (fey techniques)
03:00:55 I want to know what love is
03:07:00 Laudna and Orym
03:08:45 Ashton and Fearne
03:10:00 Imogen and Dorian
03:12:45 This group has made a film together
03:14:40 It’ll be alright (the most mentally strong fey in existence)
03:23:00 Laudna could be an emissary forever
03:26:15 Convincing the lone survivor
03:27:30 The guard recognized the voice actor
03:29:00 Baned
03:30:45 Save the cheerleader
03:31:45 Coriolis doesn’t know where the Unseelie are
03:33:05 Cleaning the rooms
03:36:15 Considering the Arch Heart’s deal
03:42:20 Orym goes hard
03:56:10 Sleep on it
03:57:05 Dorian puts Orym to sleep
03:58:20 Ashton is working things out at the bar
04:01:05 Braius prays
04:04:10 Braius shoots his shot
04:07:35 Pool party with Bomper
04:09:05 Bonding with Gloamglut
04:13:55 Ashton and Fearne are very cute
04:17:30 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 Tiny face Marisha
00:05:10 Sam not getting enough attention
00:07:10 A fate worse than death
00:07:55 Intro cinematic
00:09:40 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:30 Recap Ends
00:15:20 Battle begins
00:19:05 Chetney marks Fearne
00:22:55 Braius’s painting of Fearne
00:25:20 Counterspelling a power word (Victorian ghost)
00:31:25 Fearne talks to her dad
00:32:35 Fearne has advantage to leg spreading
00:35:40 Caging Fearne
00:46:10 Go horse girl, go
00:52:10 Ira and Zathuda
00:58:55 Force Cage is a rough spell
01:03:15 Poison Pen
01:09:45 Bold of you to assume
01:13:30 HDYWTDT
01:19:50 We all learn how fiery teleport works
01:21:10 Persuading the Unseelie
01:26:35 Travis shocks himself
01:29:05 Sending the fly to a farm upstate
01:37:15 Laudna tries to hold on
01:42:30 Imogen uses her horsegirl powers
01:49:30 Talking to the Emissary
02:01:40 Nobody knows what they’re supposed to do
02:11:25 Things are about to pop off
02:15:10 Back to initiative
02:23:10 Guards have good work/life balance
02:26:10 Fearne tries to abandon ship
02:29:05 Braius gives Fearne a boost
02:32:45 Dorian takes the Emissary
02:37:10 Disintegrate
02:50:30 Give me a sign
02:53:20 It’s going down
02:59:15 Singularity assault
03:03:25 Total collapse
03:04:40 BREAK STARTS
03:16:05 Art Montage
03:18:05 BREAK ENDS
03:22:35 Reconstruction
03:25:05 Trying to not heal Zathuda too much
03:27:30 Chetney sucks Fearne’s dad
03:30:05 Matt switches with Abubakar Salim
03:32:40 The Arch Heart’s realm
03:34:35 Braius’s faith is tested
03:38:30 Negotiating with the Arch Heart
03:44:05 Arch Heart notices the Titan power
03:45:35 What do you want
03:48:00 Becoming a vessel
03:55:45 Why fight for you
03:59:20 Arch Heart is a fan of CPOP Industries
04:03:45 Ashton is rock hard
04:07:00 Not a great plan
04:08:35 Has he been Asmodeus the whole time?
04:11:05 Dawn Father impression
04:14:45 Nah, I’d win
04:17:55 Dorian really wants to get rid of the gods
04:20:05 Selena’s star
04:25:05 Raven Queen wants to weigh in
04:26:15 Worse voice
04:29:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:01:00 Czepeku
00:04:20 Get hype
00:04:50 Laura’s merch corner
00:06:10 Intro cinematic
00:07:55 EPISODE STARTS
00:11:50 Recap Ends
00:14:30 Imogen is much better at Sending
00:17:10 Imagining Nana Morri’s love life
00:18:35 Conflicting reports on Nana Morri
00:21:00 Trying to buy Chet’s egg (nice)
00:24:40 The inevitable theft (look how good they’re almost)
00:26:35 The Platinum Dragon gives Waylon self-control
00:30:25 Breakfast
00:33:05 Top of the Pops (more an MLM than a cult)
00:37:05 Want a shopping episode, Travis?
00:38:20 When fandom turns ugly
00:39:35 Keyleth
00:42:20 Scanlan is hard to reach?
00:45:05 No family groupchat
00:47:05 Braius is poly
00:50:40 Back to the Feywild
00:55:30 Compulsory skipping
00:57:15 Robbie jazz flute
01:02:15 Nana Morri
01:04:10 Introducing Dorian
01:05:05 Introducing Braius
01:08:05 Chet’s legend has grown
01:10:30 Fearne doesn’t have an extra face
01:11:50 You must have all sibling names in your backstory
01:13:25 Love the taste of nuts
01:19:05 An alien for Nana Morri
01:22:10 Ira
01:24:40 Screaming chair
01:28:20 Braius vs. Ira vs. Pâté
01:30:50 Morri gets hot
01:33:15 Birdie
01:39:30 Time is a weird soup
01:42:30 Mounting up
01:45:15 Questioning Braius’s anatomy
01:47:50 BREAK STARTS
01:58:55 Art Montage
02:00:55 BREAK ENDS (Marisha snaps her neck)
02:01:45 Sam’s cup
02:03:25 Naming the horses
02:05:40 Spreading legs for a little bit
02:09:55 Steering the horses
02:15:50 Shabu Shabu
02:19:30 The artist’s village
02:39:00 Time reversal grim psychometry
02:47:05 Map out
02:57:10 Thinking in a whisper (in the trees)
02:59:30 Gloamglut
03:03:40 Eye of Uk’otoa
03:10:15 Ira is the actual stealth operative
03:12:05 Let’s cross that bridge when we get there
03:16:40 Chetney kicks off the stealth kills
03:20:20 Charming the hound
03:23:20 Braius always keeps track of Dorian
03:28:10 HDYWTDT (Imogen and Laudna)
03:35:00 HDYGWTDT (Chetney and Ashton)
03:43:05 HDYWTDT (Orym)
03:45:05 HDYWTDT (Ashton)
03:50:05 Eavesdropping
03:55:15 Things begin to pop off
04:01:10 Secondary map out
04:06:05 Starting the demolition
04:10:30 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:50 Simmy Sail
00:04:45 Laura’s merch corner
00:06:05 Intro cinematic
00:07:50 EPISODE STARTS
00:11:10 Recap Ends (Imogen talks to her mom)
00:18:50 Fearne is great at history
00:19:55 Chetney speaks Elvish
00:22:35 Marisha gets negged
00:24:20 Meanwhile, on the moon
00:26:10 Explaining Ira
00:27:25 Chetney gets overexcited
00:36:00 Braius inspires Dorian (Your mom’s backdoor)
00:39:00 Pi
00:40:45 Relationship statuses
00:45:45 A Wyvernwind family member
00:48:25 Return of the platinum golems
00:52:30 Cerkonos, what a throwback
00:54:45 Presenting the plan
00:58:10 Athudashionus’s zone of truth
01:02:25 The first prong of attack (VM)
01:03:55 The second prong (M9) (Yas Bright Queen)
01:07:45 The third prong (BH)
01:12:50 Faith check
01:14:40 A guy who makes chairs
01:17:55 Sam has to make some Platinum Dragon lore
01:24:40 Questioning Laudna
01:28:25 Questioning Ashton
01:31:15 Fearne helps
01:33:00 Going titan
01:37:20 Questioning Chetney and Dorian
01:38:40 Dorian’s speech
01:43:45 Chetney’s speech
01:48:05 Everyone gets a cool title
01:49:35 Aagh!
01:53:50 Cliffhangers
01:55:50 BREAK STARTS
02:08:55 Art Montage
02:10:55 BREAK ENDS (Dorian and his father)
02:22:00 Papa? (Gambolcleft, the Vortex Blade)
02:24:00 Dorian passes on the Gambler’s Blade
02:26:10 Waylon, a true C-POP fan
02:29:05 Don’t mess with C-Poppers, there are dozens of us
02:30:15 Not allowed to lie
02:32:25 Braius tells the “truth”
02:37:45 Truthbearer
02:42:30 Orange text means legendary gear
02:45:55 Orym and Dorian’s dad
02:49:35 Ashton and Dorian
02:51:55 Keyleth and Imogen
02:57:40 Nobody asked VM if they wanted to do the plan
02:58:40 Fearne is wrecked
03:00:25 A golden god
03:02:25 Secret roll
03:07:45 Liam’s backup character
03:10:35 Chetney chats up the Bright Queen (Psych!)
03:16:05 Chetney keeps his secrets
03:17:35 Fearne is too hot
03:19:35 Aston chats up the Bright Queen
03:25:00 Imogen is Chetney’s secretary
03:27:10 Waylon is a very important and obsessive man
03:29:50 WHICH URCHIN?
03:30:45 Someone was paying attention to lore
03:32:20 Chateau de C-POP
03:35:20 The Oblivion Egg
03:39:30 An apprentice
03:41:35 Pop-con
03:44:35 Wasted under Oltgar
03:48:50 Piece de resostonce
03:49:35 Save Pop-con, save the world
03:51:40 Signed Pop
03:53:40 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:01:25 The real imposters were the friends we made along the way
00:06:50 How about a quickie?
00:07:25 Laura’s merch corner
00:08:40 Intro cinematic
00:10:25 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:35 Naming the delegations
00:13:45 Recap Ends (NPC’s debate)
00:18:25 Ashton chimes in
00:24:05 Moon racism
00:28:15 Speaking on Ruidus
00:30:45 Speaking on Aeor
00:35:15 Wouldn’t want anyone to align themselves with Asmodeus
00:38:20 Big Evoroa fans here tonight (Evoroa’s speech)
00:43:25 The remains of the Cerberus Assembly
00:48:25 Safety measures
00:50:25 Anti-dragon
00:52:10 If you didn’t watch C1, this is a reference to Grog dueling and slaying the Titan 1v1
00:54:25 Grogory Stonejaw
00:56:45 Slayer’s Cake has fallen on hard times
00:57:55 Oh no, they forgot to tell Braius about the moon (Braius vs. Grog heights)
00:59:35 10 minutes
01:02:50 Arcana Pants Off ical
01:05:25 Chetney’s gotta get it in with Vex
01:06:40 Hey there, Delilah (most hated food)
01:14:20 Everoa sees snow for the first time
01:17:45 Keyleth has the spire back
01:28:30 What part of the Hells have you been too?
01:31:25 Bullying Keyleth
01:36:05 Legend of Vox Machina S4 preview
01:43:30 Matt drops the most crucial lore ever as a general knowledge check
01:46:55 Orym touches the tip
01:51:05 BREAK STARTS
02:09:20 Art Montage
02:11:20 BREAK ENDS (Orym and the Wildmother)
02:19:45 Walking the paths
02:25:35 The coming of Ruidus
02:29:05 Orym glimpses Predathos
02:35:00 Will
02:38:05 Took a meeting
02:45:00 Creep
02:46:20 Relics of the Red Solstice
02:49:45 Arbory-n-B (booked on Tree-vago) (Staying at the Four Seasons)
02:54:35 Picking up sticks (Hotel Sticks) (Single Tree)
03:06:55 We’re the right people to make the call
03:10:55 Artists are normal (do you remember)
03:17:20 Operation: Back Door
03:20:40 Braius has been nice all day
03:22:15 Truth or Dare didn’t have enough sexual undertones
03:24:55 DMing spin the bottle
03:26:50 Braius’s spin
03:32:55 Fearne’s spin
03:36:15 Dorian’s spin
03:38:45 Dorian’s real answer
03:43:30 Taking a hit
03:44:10 Laudna’s spin (the ship nobody was waiting for)
03:45:50 Ashton’s “spin”
03:47:25 Ashton puts their fingers in Fearne’s pockets
03:50:35 Orym watches Dorian
03:56:45 Everoa’s briefing
04:04:00 Already seen the globe
04:09:20 Bell’s Hells vs. The Bright Queen
04:13:40 Chet really biffed that one
04:14:50 3 targets. If only we had 3 adventuring parties
04:21:10 Only give up the back door to special people
04:23:00 Talking caps
04:24:00 Bright Queen and Ashton
04:26:30 Groon is grooning
04:29:05 Imogen starts daydreaming
04:32:25 Episode Ends
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00:00:45 Shooting Sam’s cancer
00:07:15 Stories Untold
00:09:25 Intro cinematic
00:11:15 EPISODE STARTS
00:14:15 Recap Ends
00:21:40 Just two bros gassing each other up
00:23:30 Just like my dad
00:25:50 Braius is helping
00:28:05 Canonically, one poop per month
00:29:00 We did it
00:31:00 Dr. Chetters
00:32:10 Verbal Component: say ‘can I have cast Guidance?’
00:33:40 Veth’s anesthetic
00:36:10 I guess a dog comes out of my chest
00:38:25 Contaminating the surgical theater
00:41:30 The surgery
00:45:20 Ashton wields his rage
00:47:30 Orym supports Laudna
00:52:30 Laudna is in the sunken place
00:53:25 Imogen goes to fight Delilah
00:56:00 Laudna fights back
01:00:40 She’s yours
01:02:40 Unfortunately, Pâté still works
01:05:05 Glowing chest (and glowing other things)
01:06:30 Bony Stark
01:10:40 Chetters signs his masterpiece
01:12:40 Are we going out tonight?
01:14:20 Essek should invite his friends (Caleb’s liquor cabinet)
01:17:15 WTFIUWY (Braius backstory)
01:20:25 Callback to C2E31 (honestly, this was a genuine desecration of a temple. Pretty bad stuff)
01:24:15 The one true god
01:25:45 Braius is always honest
01:27:00 The cup message
01:28:30 Two kinds of people
01:31:10 Top 3 people
01:33:05 Sam is trying to figure out base 6 in his head
01:33:50 Too many people watching Imogen and Laudna
01:34:50 We’re assuming Essek is a war criminal
01:41:05 Orym is taking up the flat Exandria mantle
01:45:00 Alt gods (great idea Sam, start beef with Taylor Swift)
01:46:40 Essek is straight edge, confirmed
01:48:00 Spin the bottle (7 minutes in Hell)
01:48:45 Sam doesn’t know Braius’s backstory
01:50:35 Figuring out how the pipe works (Laudna bong)
01:52:40 Stanley the cup
01:55:00 Braius has never talked to Asmodeus
02:00:00 Top 6 dens (The Hells are a state of mind)
02:01:50 Party portrait
02:04:05 Braius would do great in the art market
02:06:30 BREAK STARTS
02:16:55 Art Montage
02:18:55 BREAK ENDS (they know Matt’s tricks)
02:21:00 The cloak wears Chetney
02:24:25 Rock out with your Vrock out
02:25:35 Matt, could you describe Chetney’s bulge?
02:26:45 Imogen got bored
02:29:35 Chetney is a water balloon
02:34:45 Amulet of Cursed Life
02:39:25 Messaging Caleb
02:41:00 Looking at Ashton’s head
02:48:20 Nickelback Seth
02:49:45 Something bad happened at the camp
02:55:00 It’s Vasseltime
03:05:15 Bell’s Hells are impolite
03:06:25 Also you’re looking stunning today
03:09:15 The Titan
03:20:00 Vasselheim has catacombs, that’s another built-in dungeon
03:32:35 Apples
03:35:30 Bye, Essek (heartbreaker)
03:38:45 Grand Poobah de Doink Grog Strongjaw
03:42:50 Everyone is here
03:47:15 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:25 Congrats to Matt on the wedding and dog
00:06:35 Wife swap
00:07:15 Laura’s merch corner
00:09:35 Intro cinematic
00:11:20 EPISODE STARTS
00:15:55 Recap Ends (debating Ludinus)
00:27:45 Chetney’s got ocean facts
00:29:40 Ludinus backstory
00:31:20 First roll
00:34:20 I mean, this is very explicitly not what happened. Asmodeus specifically planned to kill them
00:38:20 Men will literally kill the gods rather than go to therapy
00:40:00 Speaking of killing cities: Molaesmyr
00:44:35 Accidental 3 episode break
00:47:25 Downfall 2: The Downening
00:50:10 Teven was here, and now he’s gone
00:52:15 Is destruction better
00:58:05 Ludinus tells them all about their potential
01:00:55 Chetney’s best question
01:05:10 Fearne tries to grab the orb
01:07:20 Delilah grabs the rock (hunger of the shadow)
01:11:55 Stealing a VCR (unreadable dice)
01:13:20 No number dice
01:15:45 Delilah begins to take over
01:19:25 BREAK STARTS
01:32:15 Art Montage
01:34:15 BREAK ENDS
01:35:55 Matt breaks Dorian
01:37:55 Laudna unleashed
01:41:05 Battle begins (you better work)
01:50:35 Inspiring Delaudna
01:57:50 Sacred Flame is stored in the balls
01:59:25 Braius inspires Dorian (moo)
02:04:05 Wrestling from within
02:07:55 Alfredo sauce
02:08:50 Craven Edge returns
02:09:55 Orym goes to Heaven
02:11:20 Craven Edge came back before Grog
02:26:45 Teleporting enemies are rough for barbs
02:31:00 Turn around
02:37:45 Essek is the goat
02:38:35 New character, new drink vessel
02:42:10 The cup’s eye glows
02:45:15 Animate objects
02:49:15 Sorry Ashton
02:53:55 Things get real bad
03:00:05 Diamonds aren’t forever
03:02:15 Dorian saves the Dorym ship
03:05:30 Popping goats
03:10:20 2 many 20’s
03:11:35 The worst possible option
03:13:50 Matt gets all the kills now (reality break)
03:18:45 HDYWTDT
03:20:30 Strength of the Grave
03:26:25 Identifying the Soul Anchor and scale cloak
03:31:00 Essek still the goat
03:32:25 A plan to use Delilah as a battery
03:36:30 Welcome home
03:39:30 Braius prays to Asmodeus
03:41:55 Essek and Caleb’s house
03:45:15 Essek has become trauma ready
03:49:10 Orym and Laudna
03:51:45 Braius and Fearne
03:54:25 Lay on hooves
03:56:25 Dorian has a nut allergy, canon
03:59:15 Everyone’s met Caleb
04:01:25 Braius has not learned the names yet
04:02:55 Roasting Essek (and the retaliation)
04:06:20 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:25 Sam goes back to the old classics
00:02:30 So psyched for the Midst show
00:05:25 New day, same cake
00:06:20 Night bomb
00:07:40 Intro cinematic
00:09:25 EPISODE STARTS
00:13:40 Recap Ends
00:17:40 On the ship in the storm
00:20:10 Titanic vibes
00:22:15 Rary doesn’t have Slack channels
00:27:50 Cassida tries to flee
00:30:20 Cassida’s backstory
00:35:50 Those who matter and those who don’t
00:40:40 Something is coming that all the gods will need to fight
00:42:40 The recording
00:46:50 Cassida tries to spare the city
00:52:50 The wrath of the Stormlord
00:56:15 How to destroy the Factorum Malleus
01:02:15 The Platinum Dragon
01:05:05 The Wildmother has lots of worshipers
01:07:45 And Cognouza was never a problem again
01:10:35 Again, you were asked to not destroy Aeor
01:15:00 The Emissary and Cassida
01:21:00 I believe The Dragon is the first confirmed canon constellation in Exandria
01:25:55 B9
01:30:20 The Bookworms
01:32:15 The Factorum Malleus room
01:35:25 Map out
01:36:00 BREAK STARTS
01:52:25 Art Montage
01:54:25 BREAK ENDS
02:00:35 Divine awareness
02:03:05 Battle begins
02:11:35 Brennan has to recalibrate
02:13:10 Divine prowess
02:22:00 Glabrezu killed Pike in the pre-campaign 1 days
02:25:15 A dungeon AND a dragon? In this economy?
02:27:00 He chose to be a tortle
02:36:55 Daddy’s not mad, he’s just disappointed
02:46:05 Brennan hits them with the second dragon
02:53:25 We knew Brennan was going to come for Trist’s family
03:01:35 Power word kill
03:05:55 Wish
03:14:50 Milo is still the worst/best
03:15:35 And there’s the third dragon
03:25:25 A clutch use of luck
03:32:15 Weaponizing grief
03:35:15 Dawnfather stays positive
03:41:40 The matron takes a hit for her new family
03:46:35 Asha would get a 50+ on that check
03:54:00 Meteor swarm (and mega-counterspell)
04:01:00 Next level rules lawyer
04:09:45 HDYWTDT
04:11:50 Dancing through the meteors
04:14:30 The wards come down
04:17:25 Divine magic
04:18:05 Divine vitality
04:19:05 Divine potency
04:22:05 2000 hit points
04:27:30 Convincing a robot to believe in god
04:30:45 Divine resistance
04:35:15 Shrugging off 4 wish spells
04:40:40 Dawnfather nukes the room
04:44:55 Well now I feel bad about killing everything
04:47:05 BOLO!! NOOOOO!!!
04:52:35 Divine awareness (Milo was gone the whole time)
04:54:15 Selena repents (and tries to kill a God)
04:59:10 I am worthy
05:05:10 Divine vigor
05:06:15 The Emissary breaks the factorum
05:09:40 Asmodeus tricked them again
05:12:00 The Everlight saves her family
05:14:25 Hailey and Topher go demigod
05:18:45 Emissary and Everlight
05:20:40 Asmodeus is always beautiful
05:22:00 GvG
05:25:50 They kill everyone in Aeor
05:29:25 Emissary and the Matron
05:32:15 The Arch Heart and Selena
05:34:20 Dying or ascending
05:36:25 Pelor and Asmodeus
05:38:25 Melora and The Crawling King
05:42:50 Tending to Cassida
05:45:50 Together as gods
05:51:20 The Divine Gate
05:54:15 We killed them for being good
05:56:45 The Wildmother and Lawbearer depart
05:58:25 The Everlight and Matron depart
06:01:50 The Arch Heart and Dawnfather depart
06:07:25 The wrap up
06:08:40 The handoff
06:10:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 Sam is rusty
00:03:45 The biggest critiques
00:04:35 Laura’s merch corner
00:06:15 A pizza miracle
00:08:05 Intro cinematic
00:09:50 EPISODE STARTS
00:13:50 Recap Ends (Chamber of Secrets)
00:16:30 Corellon and Lolth, at it again
00:20:20 Emissary and the Lawbearer (the Lawbearer foreshadows the Divine Gate)
00:27:55 Drink with the betrayers
00:30:40 A god prays
00:32:05 Someone still believes in the Everlight
00:38:45 Lolth and Sarenrae
00:45:30 Let us hope that our way is lit
00:50:00 Melora and the Emissary (a forest with rules)
00:57:20 The music gets way more upbeat
00:58:40 This lock is so psyched (S.I.L.A.H.A’s private bar/cult)
01:03:25 The drinks are cold and the band is hot
01:06:20 The end
01:09:55 A proposal
01:12:55 4X Tenemen
01:15:35 They forgot about Slitch
01:22:35 S.I.L.A.H.A and the angel
01:26:05 First initiatives
01:29:00 Laura finally got her boots of haste
01:31:20 God S.I.L.A.H.A art
01:35:00 Me damn it
01:36:00 BREAK STARTS
01:48:00 Art Montage
01:50:00 BREAK ENDS
01:51:55 Milo lets the Dawnfather open the way
01:57:20 A magic hospital
02:01:35 The aid of the Everlight
02:04:35 Do not let Milo see these patients
02:06:50 A miracle of the Everlight
02:09:30 God Trist art
02:12:40 Milo and Ayden
02:19:15 God Ayden art
02:26:25 The Factorum Malleus was meant to kill the Betrayers
02:30:25 The Genesis ward crew
02:34:00 A gift of the Golden Scythe (talking to a bird)
02:37:10 A small miracle
02:38:55 God Asha art
02:42:15 You don’t want to be the couple’s fourth wheel
02:47:10 Interrogating the Planetar
02:56:20 You should not have made us good (speak with the dead)
02:57:50 God Emhira art
03:00:45 20th level games have guard dragons
03:06:40 Zapping the gnat and grabbing the map
03:09:50 Battle begins
03:14:55 One word response
03:19:25 Brennan will allow corvids to do anything
03:23:35 Brennan describes an arcane hard drive
03:27:55 S.I.L.A.H.A eats the hard drive
03:29:20 A really good poem
03:32:30 Silence wrecks mages
03:41:15 Trist has a sling shot
03:45:45 Asha draws her weapon
03:51:20 HDYWTDT
03:55:35 Tashar is allowed to ruin
03:59:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 So glad to have Sam back, looks great, don’t know what Marsha is talking about
00:02:30 DOWNFALL
00:05:20 Laura’s merch corner
00:08:05 Handoff to Brennan
00:09:30 Intro cinematic
00:11:15 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:15 Player intros
00:13:10 Light (Tengar)
00:15:35 The unspeakable names (they have names in the closed captions)
00:21:35 Predathos devours Tengar
00:31:05 Snap back to reality
00:33:35 Asmodeus is born
00:36:10 Order from chaos
00:37:50 Accidentally making the constellations
00:42:35 Hard cut to Hawk’s Hill
00:47:45 Trist
00:48:50 Ayden (and Gilly)
00:50:45 Brennan loves putting kids into these things
00:53:30 Ayden encourages gambling
00:54:35 A tearful goodbye with Amaris
00:57:05 Emhira
01:04:40 Asha
01:11:45 S.I.L.A.H.A
01:14:05 Brennan has had too many almonds
01:20:05 The balance of dawn and death
01:24:00 Family reunion
01:30:15 Feeding the hungry
01:35:25 Topher is bad at gambling (Jason Statham cameo)
01:38:35 Little lies are okay
01:41:25 Purvan confirmed
01:44:25 The Gods vs. Aeor
01:51:25 The Emissary
01:58:05 Apples
01:59:35 The Latimus Princeps
02:04:05 Demon fuel
02:05:55 Asha leaves Wild Shape (lying to cops)
02:16:05 Wild gnome chase
02:18:10 BREAK STARTS
02:32:55 Art Montage
02:34:55 BREAK ENDS
02:36:55 Demon summoners
02:41:15 Silaha wrecks Captain Marcus
02:46:05 Aeorian public transport
02:48:35 Emhira sees death
02:55:05 Arcadia (probably Knowing Mentor/Ioun)
02:57:05 The Emissary’s plan seems vague
02:58:55 A little lie
03:03:05 Oh, they betrayed, what a surprise
03:08:45 The Chained Oblivion, and the old god of death
03:13:10 The Betrayers
03:15:20 Asmodeus, Lord of all Trolls
03:16:55 The Factorum Malleum
03:21:45 Introductions
03:24:25 One night to save the gods
03:28:20 To do it clean or dirty
03:32:20 The plan
03:33:55 The endgame of the gods
03:40:20 Asmodeus throws shade
03:43:35 Asmodeus is catty and lives for drama
03:49:00 Zaharzht is having a bad time
03:49:40 The Crawling King, The Wildmother, and the Everheart
03:55:20 The Emissary carries love
03:58:40 The gods don’t trust each other
04:02:55 Laying out the groups
04:06:10 Two bats, one stone
04:16:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:02:45 TPK
00:05:20 Walkouts
00:09:20 Nordverse reverse
00:12:15 Dance off
00:15:45 Intro cinematic
00:17:35 EPISODE STARTS
00:22:30 Recap Ends
00:30:50 Imogen takes control of her vision
00:34:15 Chetney’s vision was vicious
00:38:15 The pact
00:39:25 Dorian’s parents have lawyers
00:40:45 Aabria is also there
00:44:25 Die at the Greek (new room)
00:54:55 Shave and a haircut
00:55:45 Sam walkout
00:57:10 Sam describes the new character
00:59:15 Braius (paladin hype)
01:01:20 Explaining the plot to the party
01:03:15 This group are divinity casuals
01:04:15 Laying on hands
01:05:45 Flirting with Fearne
01:08:25 Ashton’s guilt vision (not so smiley)
01:11:55 Braius art
01:13:50 Teven and Fearne are bound (but it’s an open binding)
01:16:15 Lesser champion
01:17:55 The pinion room
01:19:45 Demons… are bad
01:22:55 Flirting with Ashton
01:28:15 Nothing creepier than a little girl
01:32:45 Braius’s prayer
01:33:30 Big Braius Charisma
01:38:15 Dueling hovers
01:41:00 Dealing with the demon
01:53:30 Imogen might be single
02:00:15 Dominox revealed
02:02:30 Finding Doory
02:04:50 BREAK STARTS
02:16:30 Art Montage
02:18:30 BREAK ENDS (cool map)
02:24:15 Battle begins
02:29:30 Erotic defense
02:35:30 Barely got the counterspell
02:36:50 Wow, Braius worships Asmodeus. Who could’ve guessed?
02:41:10 Brass hallway and Ludinus
02:44:45 Wombat
02:47:55 An incredible threat
02:52:15 A demon would like crypto
02:55:00 Fastball special
03:00:05 Orym’s gotta go fast
03:07:45 If you die in the gate, you die in real life
03:08:50 Dorian’s gets them dancing (Braius is tragedy bard)
03:24:05 Ludinus and Essek know each other
03:31:10 HDIWTDT
03:36:10 Ludinus wants to talk
03:37:15 Teven’s autograph
03:40:15 Flirting with Orym
03:43:05 Occultus Thalmus
03:48:25 Brennan takes the chair
03:52:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:02:05 Laura’s merch corner
00:04:00 Intro cinematic
00:05:45 EPISODE STARTS
00:08:55 Recap Ends
00:11:55 Battle begins (Essek sandwich)
00:17:40 Laudna finally gets missed
00:24:20 Liam’s first one
00:35:40 Tag team roll
00:40:20 Laura gets the bad roll
00:41:25 You gotta honor the coq
00:45:45 New toys (void puppet)
00:49:25 Beavis and Butthead (the tent is on fire)
00:52:31 Liam gets hit again
00:59:40 Could’ve saved a lot of work
01:04:40 HDYWTDT
01:15:10 Aeor dogs
01:25:40 Accidental Fjord
01:26:55 Dorian turning blue
01:30:45 Piggybacking Orym
01:37:10 Chetney smells Aeor’s secret
01:42:25 Cliff driving is a great idea (going back for the coin)
01:48:45 Chetney is a master sniffer
01:50:20 Laudna absolutely destroys Pate (the voice is real hard on Matt)
01:52:45 BREAK STARTS
02:07:05 Art Montage
02:09:00 BREAK ENDS
02:21:40 Hearing a scary noise only once is way scarier
02:25:25 Essek talking about Caleb
02:31:50 Top 50 archaeologists
02:32:50 Overinvestigating the door
02:41:05 The chain room
02:43:05 Laudna’s reaction
02:45:05 Offscreen death
02:46:15 Percy would’ve given Ashton everything
02:48:05 Pate gets got
02:58:20 Speak with Dead
03:04:55 Summoning the devil
03:07:05 Wow, it actually worked
03:08:25 People are a little busy
03:14:05 Chetney’s guilt visions
03:25:05 The power of friendship
03:28:25 Grim psychometry
03:31:30 Getting some answers
03:36:00 Dominox feeds on insecurity
03:37:20 Dorian’s guilt visions
03:40:20 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:55 The Germans
00:04:20 Laura’s merch corner
00:08:20 The team is coming apart at the seams
00:09:15 Intro cinematic
00:11:00 EPISODE STARTS
00:13:40 Recap Ends (Laudna and Imogen)
00:25:05 Rest of the team
00:27:00 Dorian gets updated on relationships
00:30:40 Being the villain and choosing not to be
00:32:20 Can she be trusted
00:38:25 Forgiveness
00:47:05 Fearne still has concerns
00:48:30 Laudna strikes back
00:50:15 Orym can hear everyone speak (trust game)
00:56:40 Chetney conks out (spin the bottle)
00:57:40 So it begin
01:00:20 Bells Hells cheer
01:02:35 Chetney and Orym are up early
01:04:00 Dorian preps his weapons
01:08:50 No pulp
01:10:25 Suit up
01:11:16 Chetney new outfit
01:12:26 Orym’s new outfit
01:14:11 Imogen’s new outfit
01:14:51 Dorian’s new outfit
01:16:00 Nip armor
01:17:50 Laudna’s new outfit
01:19:30 Fearne’s new outfit
01:21:10 Ashton’s new outfit
01:25:05 Sorting magic items
01:29:20 Marisha thinks the sword is great
01:31:15 Essek is still sassy
01:36:05 Teleportation shenanigans begin
01:43:15 Not good giants
01:44:50 BREAK STARTS
01:57:40 Art Montage
01:59:40 BREAK ENDS
02:00:30 Queen of Voiceover (new Chetney art)
02:01:50 New Laudna art
02:02:50 New Dorian art (damn, wasn’t kidding about that shirt)
02:03:40 New Fearne art
02:04:35 New Imogen art
02:05:25 New Orym art
02:06:20 New Ashton art
02:08:15 Short of breath
02:10:25 Looking into Essek’s mind
02:12:55 Guidance is nice to have
02:15:55 Snowy palm trees
02:19:10 Essek feet pics
02:28:30 Teleport shenanigans end
02:32:30 Ice trolls
02:40:25 Pitons (keester the rod)
02:48:20 The Tomb Takers
02:52:15 Praecidis Ward
03:00:25 Salmon Essek
03:04:25 Grim Psychometry
03:07:20 Time magic is blue
03:13:15 Nothing is safe to touch
03:19:05 Genesis ward
03:30:50 Arcane Eye drone camera
03:41:40 Body pile
03:45:30 Horror movie vision
03:52:35 Orym had to pee
03:57:10 The Toothy Maw
04:01:40 Map out
04:05:55 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:45 Maps for Her
00:06:05 Laura’s merch corner
00:09:55 Intro cinematic
00:11:40 EPISODE STARTS
00:15:15 Recap Ends
00:19:10 Hotboi fan
00:20:15 A rare grounded Essek
00:31:10 Persuading Astrid (Ludinus has a rash)
00:35:30 Astrid has a Frumpkin (Dorian is allergic)
00:38:25 Kind of helpful
00:39:50 Farts are funny
00:42:05 The Gale and the Raven
00:43:55 Tusk Love
00:44:45 Just the tip (Matt invents hentai)
00:49:25 Can’t believe Yussa would let this woman get away
00:52:15 Shopping episode starts
00:53:55 This group needs therapy and new clothes
00:57:25 Matt invented something incredible
00:58:50 The Poofy Pillow
01:01:25 The Emerald Curtain
01:06:40 Keith
01:08:45 Dorian finds the art student
01:13:20 Imogen wants to finally wear warm clothes
01:15:35 Chetney bosses Keith around
01:19:05 This guy is definitely gonna steal the money (you don’t have to rp everything)
01:21:40 Pork on sticks
01:22:50 The Invulnerable Vagrant (it’s been a bit)
01:25:25 Beau’s hometown got wrecked
01:27:40 Giving Pumats an existential crisis
01:33:20 The Robe of the Midnight Rune
01:35:45 Zephyr Armor
01:37:20 Harp of Valor
01:40:25 Potions
01:44:30 Chetney has the money (Dorian gives his roommate Orym 2500gp)
01:47:40 Pumat Snows have souls
01:49:50 No, we’re the same (selling moon glass)
01:55:30 An earnings call from the Bank of Chetney
02:03:30 GG
02:05:20 FCG never learned the world is round
02:06:35 Pumat gives current events updates
02:08:50 Stairway to Mount Celestia
02:10:25 BREAK STARTS
02:26:25 Art Montage
02:28:25 BREAK ENDS
02:32:50 No floating (svelte legs)
02:34:40 Peer pressuring Essek (The Eclipse)
02:39:15 Intimidating theater goers
02:41:55 Wise words
02:43:05 Ashton picks Fearne’s pocket
02:44:50 Chetney is a great audience member
02:45:45 Featherface (not Kiri)
02:49:15 Ashton and Essek
02:58:35 Chet got a feather (cloaca)
03:00:40 Orym takes Otohan’s blade (Dorian get’s Berty’s blade)
03:01:45 Imogen and Essek
03:07:55 Gesundheit
03:09:30 Caleb is strong (of heart)
03:11:15 Floating Essek (flying Chetney)
03:12:50 Ashton mourns FCG
03:14:50 Orym studies the blade
03:21:25 Laudna is stressed about her costume
03:23:00 Dorian meets Pate
03:25:30 Fearne and Orym (and Dorian)
03:28:20 Fearne ships Orym and Dorian (Dorym?) (Orian?)
03:32:05 Hey there Delilah
03:36:10 Laudna wants to test Orym’s perception
03:44:05 Orym gets up
03:49:55 Laudna gets the sword
03:53:30 Orym gets it back
03:57:15 Laudna vs. Orym
04:02:55 Imogen checks Laudna’s mind
04:04:35 Chet is getting his sleep in
04:05:45 Fearne takes the sword
04:09:10 Grim geometry
04:13:20 Chet couldn’t handle it
04:21:25 Dorian speaks wisdom
04:22:50 Laudna/Delilah goes for it
04:25:55 Chetney is an enabler
04:27:35 Contested initiative
04:28:40 Laudna transforms
04:31:05 Not a fun episode
04:32:20 Imogen and Delaudna
04:38:30 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:45 Maps for Her
00:06:05 Laura’s merch corner
00:09:55 Intro cinematic
00:11:40 EPISODE STARTS
00:15:15 Recap Ends
00:19:10 Hotboi fan
00:20:15 A rare grounded Essek
00:31:10 Persuading Astrid (Ludinus has a rash)
00:35:30 Astrid has a Frumpkin (Dorian is allergic)
00:38:25 Kind of helpful
00:39:50 Farts are funny
00:42:05 The Gale and the Raven
00:43:55 Tusk Love
00:44:45 Just the tip (Matt invents hentai)
00:49:25 Can’t believe Yussa would let this woman get away
00:52:15 Shopping episode starts
00:53:55 This group needs therapy and new clothes
00:57:25 Matt invented something incredible
00:58:50 The Poofy Pillow
01:01:25 The Emerald Curtain
01:06:40 Keith
01:08:45 Dorian finds the art student
01:13:20 Imogen wants to finally wear warm clothes
01:15:35 Chetney bosses Keith around
01:19:05 This guy is definitely gonna steal the money (you don’t have to rp everything)
01:21:40 Pork on sticks
01:22:50 The Invulnerable Vagrant (it’s been a bit)
01:25:25 Beau’s hometown got wrecked
01:27:40 Giving Pumats an existential crisis
01:33:20 The Robe of the Midnight Rune
01:35:45 Zephyr Armor
01:37:20 Harp of Valor
01:40:25 Potions
01:44:30 Chetney has the money (Dorian gives his roommate Orym 2500gp)
01:47:40 Pumat Snows have souls
01:49:50 No, we’re the same (selling moon glass)
01:55:30 An earnings call from the Bank of Chetney
02:03:30 GG
02:05:20 FCG never learned the world is round
02:06:35 Pumat gives current events updates
02:08:50 Stairway to Mount Celestia
02:10:25 BREAK STARTS
02:26:25 Art Montage
02:28:25 BREAK ENDS
02:32:50 No floating (svelte legs)
02:34:40 Peer pressuring Essek (The Eclipse)
02:39:15 Intimidating theater goers
02:41:55 Wise words
02:43:05 Ashton picks Fearne’s pocket
02:44:50 Chetney is a great audience member
02:45:45 Featherface (not Kiri)
02:49:15 Ashton and Essek
02:58:35 Chet got a feather (cloaca)
03:00:40 Orym takes Otohan’s blade (Dorian get’s Berty’s blade)
03:01:45 Imogen and Essek
03:07:55 Gesundheit
03:09:30 Caleb is strong (of heart)
03:11:15 Floating Essek (flying Chetney)
03:12:50 Ashton mourns FCG
03:14:50 Orym studies the blade
03:21:25 Laudna is stressed about her costume
03:23:00 Dorian meets Pate
03:25:30 Fearne and Orym (and Dorian)
03:28:20 Fearne ships Orym and Dorian (Dorym?) (Orian?)
03:32:05 Hey there Delilah
03:36:10 Laudna wants to test Orym’s perception
03:44:05 Orym gets up
03:49:55 Laudna gets the sword
03:53:30 Orym gets it back
03:57:15 Laudna vs. Orym
04:02:55 Imogen checks Laudna’s mind
04:04:35 Chet is getting his sleep in
04:05:45 Fearne takes the sword
04:09:10 Grim geometry
04:13:20 Chet couldn’t handle it
04:21:25 Dorian speaks wisdom
04:22:50 Laudna/Delilah goes for it
04:25:55 Chetney is an enabler
04:27:35 Contested initiative
04:28:40 Laudna transforms
04:31:05 Not a fun episode
04:32:20 Imogen and Delaudna
04:38:30 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:15 ReVerse
00:02:35 Hall H premiere
00:05:55 Heartbreak Prince
00:08:40 Laura’s merch corner
00:11:20 GM switch
00:11:50 Intro cinematic
00:13:35 EPISODE STARTS
00:14:40 Recap Ends
00:19:50 Aimee is turning (just one more thing)
00:21:25 Spritz the Spider Queen
00:26:45 Getting adjacent
00:33:50 Spitting in the spider’s face
00:36:25 Divine smite on Aabria
00:41:05 Matron of Ravens
00:48:55 Dorian finally hits
00:52:10 Uppies
00:56:50 Wildmother
01:09:15 Running 3 characters in one body
01:23:40 Immune to disease
01:26:00 Gentle smite (to the back of the knee)
01:32:15 Dariax plays the recorder (and Matt does the plug)
01:38:05 Removing Opal
01:45:40 Aabria kills Cyrus
01:52:35 The last memory
01:57:55 Taking the trees
02:02:25 Dorian walks away
02:09:50 ASMR
02:15:40 Matt is just Dariax
02:16:30 Fy’ra negotiates with the Spider Queen
02:34:05 Dariax leaves (The end)
02:40:55 Dorian and Dariax discuss what’s next
02:43:20 Dariax graduates to the lute
02:46:45 Dariax starts busking (invisibility)
02:51:25 Skill issue
02:52:40 BREAK STARTS
03:03:55 Art Montage
03:05:55 BREAK ENDS (Dorian and Keyleth)
03:16:50 Dorian gets Orym’s call
03:23:55 Saving the world and writing songs
03:28:15 Dorian sees his friends
03:36:45 Dorian feeds Everoa
03:42:35 Fearne isn’t good at wildshape transitions
03:45:55 Gifts from the moon
03:47:25 Dorian has a lot of lore to catch up on (Pacman)
03:49:20 Giving Dorian horrible things
03:51:40 This is how ska starts
03:59:10 Explaining the last few sessions
04:00:55 Ashton apologizes to Everoa
04:05:05 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 Marisha is dressed as a hot dog
00:05:20 Horum
00:06:20 Laura’s merch corner
00:07:55 Reverse hot dog
00:10:20 Intro cinematic
00:12:10 EPISODE STARTS
00:14:30 Recap Ends (interviewing Lilliana)
00:31:10 Ludinus is adventuring on Exandria
00:36:05 Lilliana’s backstory
00:40:35 Back to the bridge (time stop)
00:50:55 All Laura’s fault (Marisha still smells like hot dog)
00:52:15 Phantasmal force
00:54:30 Rynn is gone (Orym sees the real world)
01:00:35 Keyleth never got good at Sending
01:01:45 HEY (Chetney is bad at stealth)
01:03:25 Marisha’s fan
01:05:05 Mourning
01:11:15 Orym is having a bad time
01:12:25 Everoa is still here
01:15:15 Aeor (MFMM)
01:22:20 Remembering FRIDA
01:23:45 Ishtra, The Summit Blade
01:27:25 Imogen and Orym
01:32:00 Orym calls Doria
01:33:05 The table turns
01:34:15 BREAK STARTS
01:45:45 Art Montage
01:47:45 BREAK ENDS
01:48:45 Getaway platform
01:52:30 How is everyone doing?
01:58:40 Opal becomes alarming
02:02:45 I wonder what I PERCEIVE
02:05:35 Morrigan is a paladin now
02:08:35 Map out (Matt changes seats)
02:10:45 Opal and Lolth
02:13:45 Betrayal
02:21:20 Battle begins
02:23:15 Haste on Opal
02:34:35 Going to Arby’s
02:36:35 So big
02:38:25 Dorian’s toot
02:45:40 Incoming Sending
02:55:05 Jumanji spiders
02:57:30 Evelux
03:01:15 Dariax is chilling
03:04:35 Cyrus is still here (Opal couldn’t get into the rhythm)
03:07:15 Dariax has pursued the arts
03:11:25 Take a quick break to pee
03:14:40 Cyrus is super dumb (Opal chafed away four of Cyrus’s levels)
03:17:50 It’s in the rules
03:19:00 Morrighan jumps in the darkness all the time
03:25:30 Opal and Morrighan connect
03:32:30 Bossy genasi
03:37:45 Could you roll better?
03:39:40 Opal rubs off
03:42:00 Fy’ra and Opal connect
03:47:55 Fake laugh
03:57:15 Dariax is not blind
04:03:30 Van Damme
04:05:45 Dariax and Opal connect
04:17:45 Forbidden gushers
04:21:15 Drider Opal
04:24:00 Long Opal
04:26:10 Episode Ends
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00:00:15 Cat and Mouse
00:02:15 Imagine if Taliesin had the suit on all night
00:04:05 Midst comics
00:06:00 Intro cinematic
00:07:55 EPISODE STARTS
00:11:25 Recap Ends
00:15:15 Choking on a healing potion
00:19:20 Sam is bad at rolling
00:20:35 Ashley is bad at rolling
00:23:55 Telepathy is down
00:26:10 Gloamglut
00:32:50 Ashton kills a building on accident (throw it in reverse)
00:35:20 Save against the gaze
00:41:05 Tucking into the alley
00:42:05 Fearne’s dad
00:46:35 Sam flask
00:48:35 Ashley talking too fast
00:52:05 Laudna, make a wisdom save
00:56:05 Getting caught
00:58:20 Imogen and Lilliana
01:04:00 The Weave Mind
01:06:30 Ruidus has influenced Chetney before
01:07:40 Distract with a toy
01:08:35 Two spirits, one vessel
01:15:45 Scaring the other team
01:17:35 Wish we could burrow
01:20:35 FCG finally has a canon tongue
01:24:35 Are we kissing?
01:28:25 Wasn’t looking at the ball
01:37:00 BREAK STARTS
01:49:10 Art Montage
01:51:10 BREAK ENDS
01:51:50 Map out
01:53:40 Teacher’s pet
01:56:05 Battle begins
02:01:20 Caviar (or Carpaccio)
02:03:30 Travis misses his target
02:05:35 She baned (Sai)
02:08:40 Scream needle
02:09:05 Action surge
02:11:25 Chetney’s last words
02:14:50 Don’t leave the table
02:19:35 Mom, come pick me up
02:23:05 Marisha is allowed to believe a wrong thing
02:25:35 Chetney Clawz lives
02:32:55 Taking off the backpack
02:41:05 The only good eldritch blast
02:45:40 We’ll see if it matters… no
02:51:20 Chetney saves Imogen
02:55:05 Everyone just leaves the table
03:01:40 The hound can go
03:10:30 Marisha is convulsing in indecision
03:13:50 She’s doing okay
03:17:40 Otohan goes Super Saiyan
03:33:10 Extremely intense Ashley rolls
03:48:15 Bosses aren’t allowed to heal
04:03:00 Sending to Lilliana
04:16:15 OMG
04:23:40 Matt is resigned to the TPK
04:26:20 FCG casts guiding bolt
04:28:20 FCG is alive
04:31:10 HDYWTDT (a smiley day)
04:33:35 Heroic sacrifice
04:37:10 The wooden feat survived
04:40:05 A moment to decompress
04:42:40 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:40 Sam spills some dirt
00:04:20 Laura’s merch corner
00:05:10 Nothing scarier than Taliesin with normal hair
00:07:15 Intro cinematic
00:09:00 EPISODE STARTS
00:10:35 Recap Ends, Team Bomb
00:12:55 Ira didn’t leave people to die
00:14:50 The beggar
00:25:30 Dragon on the moon (Marisha, inappropriate)
00:28:05 Team Invisiltration
00:28:55 Prog rock grotto
00:31:25 Laudna improves by 100%
00:38:40 Jam session
00:42:25 Chetney unleashes the Calamity
00:51:40 Moon people are bad at doors
00:52:55 Matt smolder
00:58:55 Back to Team Bomb
01:06:40 Zathuda and the Sunder King
01:12:05 Dog treats
01:14:10 Sam flask
01:16:55 Ashton just carries raw meat in his pocket
01:19:20 SCRAM
01:21:10 Mercer mind trick
01:22:30 Back to Invisiltration
01:24:35 Balcony shapes
01:29:00 Marisha is having a rough night
01:31:45 Invisible falling
01:33:25 Imogen and Laudna are bonded in misfortune
01:38:05 Gona
01:43:35 Team Bomb defeats a door (quarter mile, soft)
01:54:20 Back to spooky
01:56:00 The glass mine
02:03:15 Ira’s plan
02:06:05 BREAK STARTS
02:17:50 Art Montage
02:19:50 BREAK ENDS (back to Invisiltration)
02:21:00 Gona is not comfortable with werewolves
02:27:25 Chetney breaks out the toys
02:33:50 Chetney releases a scent
02:38:55 Good experimental documentation
02:40:50 The Gummyceit experiment
02:45:05 Judicator autopsy
02:46:35 Ruidus globe
02:48:30 Back to the bomb squad
02:51:20 Everything that happens now is Sam’s fault (Chaaarm!)
02:55:15 Ashton is bad at lying
02:57:30 One minute timer
02:58:25 FCG has ruined all the plans
02:59:30 Timer activated, run
03:02:30 Timer up (Ira and Fearne)
03:04:45 Ashton and FCG outrun an explosion
03:08:00 Divine intervention
03:11:40 Matt rolls all of his dice
03:13:20 Bawitdaba
03:15:20 Invisiltraters activate
03:18:35 Map out
03:22:45 Ambush
03:26:05 HDYWTDT
03:32:45 Unleashing a monster
03:34:10 Hold music
03:40:20 Breaking the blade
03:42:55 HDYWTDT
03:46:00 Unstoppable
03:52:30 I wanna hold your mandible
03:53:55 When a mandible meets a womandible (Dible woman)
03:55:20 The most metal crimson rite ever
03:56:30 HDYWTDT
04:02:05 Back to ground zero
04:05:50 The assassination went forward…
04:07:55 And it looks like it didn’t work (back to exfil)
04:16:15 Did she know?
04:17:50 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:35 Sam doesn’t know how animes are pronounced
00:01:35 Fight scene 1
00:03:05 Fight scene 2
00:04:40 Laura’s merch corner
00:06:35 Could’ve tightened this
00:07:30 OOOOH YEEAAAH
00:08:30 Intro cinematic
00:10:15 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:15 Recap Ends
00:17:50 Fungrils (myceit)
00:20:00 Gaztrick Warburton
00:22:55 347 different kinds of fungus
00:24:20 Learning about the Reilorans and the Weave Mind
00:31:35 Ruidians and the gods
00:32:45 History
00:37:25 Hole full of bodies
00:41:15 The Dominion of Cruth
00:43:20 Tectus
00:44:25 Holies
00:46:30 The One who Sleeps
00:51:45 At dawn we plot
00:53:25 Ira’s back
00:55:50 The spelling is rough in this episode
00:58:40 Vezoden Amerai, Envoy of the Strife Emperor
01:01:30 Glasshold Garrison
01:02:45 Broken Road (subtitles)
01:04:30 The assassination mission
01:07:30 Kill the myceit
01:09:10 Waterbed (noodle arms)
01:13:05 How old is Imogen?
01:14:35 Mom talk
01:24:40 The worst Denny’s ever
01:25:50 Coin flip
01:29:30 Gaz gives some more help
01:35:10 Himbo of the Moon
01:37:35 Planning to contact Imogen’s mom
01:46:35 Imogen goes into the dream
01:49:40 BREAK STARTS
02:00:35 Art Montage
02:02:35 BREAK ENDS (Imogen and her mom)
02:15:05 Waking up
02:21:00 As ever to tyrants
02:23:50 This is one of the more coherent god talks they’ve ever had
02:31:40 The Dunamussy
02:33:35 Travis’s next character can be Ruidusborn
02:37:30 Laudna X Ira confirmed
02:39:20 Fearne and Ira
02:43:05 Ira is negging Fearne
02:46:35 Ira is a fey icon
02:48:25 Fearne does not know
02:50:00 Chetney has yet to bang a lizard
02:51:20 Laudna and Imogen have a heart to heart
03:00:00 What are the Wookies called? (Quanikka)
03:01:40 Stealth and talky-talky
03:04:00 Ira lives for fashion
03:05:30 Laying out the missions
03:13:00 Sweet girl
03:15:45 The two teams
03:16:40 Ivanas
03:21:55 Goodbye speeches
03:24:45 See invisibility plus invisibility
03:28:25 Seeming
03:30:35 A picture of Kreviris
03:35:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:55 Maps by Czepeku
00:03:05 Map paps
00:05:25 Laura’s merch corner
00:07:30 Intro cinematic
00:09:15 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:30 Recap Ends
00:14:45 Chu betrayed them
00:16:45 FCG lubes up
00:18:00 Laudna is a sleep paralysis demon
00:19:30 Matt said the line! (Ashton and Laudna both look good)
00:22:50 That’s what 10 minutes means
00:25:00 Liam does incredible mouse sound effects
00:25:50 Map out
00:27:10 Laudna has a great idea for a jump scare
00:28:45 Ashton’s rod goes in smooth
00:31:25 Slither
00:36:25 Mission Impossible Laudna
00:40:45 Imogen has a bad time
00:49:30 Trying to process Sam’s shirt
00:50:50 Battle begins
00:55:15 Quiet buzzsaw
00:57:00 Matt eliminates Travis
00:58:50 Imogen’s thoughts
01:00:05 Ashley has to act like a good boy (map shapes)
01:04:40 Fearne isn’t sure what sound the slithers make
01:06:30 Covered in teeth
01:08:00 HDYWTDT (don’t puke)
01:10:10 Imogen is not sharp right now
01:14:25 FCG starts turning knobs
01:19:30 The hole is full of bodies
01:20:40 Slither shrugs
01:23:40 Getting lost underground
01:30:45 Long jorts (impromptu shopping episode)
01:39:30 An Imogen killing blade (paying in berries)
01:41:25 Arming Sashimi
01:45:10 The Chetney Clause
01:47:00 Silver box
01:50:55 New saw
01:54:00 Opening the box
01:59:35 Mic drop
02:00:05 BREAK STARTS
02:12:20 Art Montage
02:14:20 BREAK ENDS
02:14:55 Ruidian glass
02:18:05 Shagger deeth
02:18:50 They bought the underwear in Uthodurn
02:26:55 Chetney Clawz has some weird rules
02:29:55 Intimidating the guard and Earot
02:37:10 Tooth Romance
02:38:55 Teaching Imogen to use a telescope
02:40:45 Extra intimidation
02:43:55 The toy consumes Chetney
02:51:55 It’s a weird looking group
02:55:35 Golden Hammer
02:57:05 Orym, the Farmer’s Market
03:07:05 Meeting the Volition
03:11:00 The Leader
03:31:16 The heart of Kraviris
03:20:20 They finally have a mission
03:22:30 Happy ninth anniversary
03:23:35 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:10 Matt looks great
00:00:40 Academy ANord
00:05:00 Daggerheart news
00:06:05 Marisha doesn’t have to wait for Matt’s permission to speak
00:07:05 Laura’s merch corner
00:08:20 Butt merch is a great idea (you can sit on the books too)
00:10:55 It becomes a ‘just chatting’ stream for a minute
00:11:30 Intro cinematic
00:13:15 EPISODE STARTS
00:15:10 Recap Ends, Travel roll 1
00:17:56 Worm sign
00:21:21 Sand trout
00:24:30 Travis has polar bear knowledge
00:25:20 THROW THE BODIES ON THE GROUND
00:27:20 The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles, and it’s in great shape
00:30:55 Don’t leave a CRUMB trail
00:37:20 Stone based Pass Without Trace
00:41:10 Travel roll 20
00:45:25 Messaging Ira Widoghast (Ira can make them waste spells)
00:48:40 Ira was in a Starbucks
00:55:30 Message to The Volition (clutch word count)
00:59:50 New Fearne power unlock (planning telepathy shenanigans)
01:01:55 Imogen always says the same thing
01:04:30 FCG has a tree in his pocket
01:05:25 Ropey
01:06:10 Distracting Ashley until she forgets why she was rolling
01:12:00 They find a Wookie (sasquatch with a crossbow)
01:13:30 Talk with the hands too
01:16:55 Promoting Fearne to Willmaster
01:21:45 Belles Hells is soft
01:28:00 Chetney is so old he’s forgetting names
01:30:00 Moon guns
01:33:00 Fruit questions
01:33:50 Everyone’s trying to get an exception now
01:39:05 More fruits
01:40:55 Orym is just a little guy who is really scared of combat
01:43:55 Fearne and Imogen have to figure out what to say
01:46:40 The gang learns how their spell works
01:48:50 Honestly, pears are a C tier fruit at most
01:55:00 Into the city
01:58:20 BREAK STARTS
02:08:45 Art Montage
02:10:45 BREAK ENDS
02:11:30 Cute kids
02:18:25 What’s your cultural history, kids?
02:20:15 Chetney is great with kids (greatest toymaker on Ruidus)
02:22:45 Borse the horse
02:24:00 Chetney Claws
02:28:50 Fake names
02:33:30 Fearne gets caught out
02:40:10 Fly form
02:42:10 Map out
02:47:10 Battle begins
02:48:10 Bane
02:54:00 Orym gets worked over
03:00:40 Laura doesn’t have enough dice
03:03:30 HDYWTDT
03:06:00 Matt’s die gets a Ruidus surge
03:10:10 FCG extends the tongue
03:14:00 Ashton never gets the right rage
03:16:25 HDYWTDT
03:17:20 Blight hammer combo
03:20:00 HDYWTDT
03:21:10 Orym goes off
03:22:15 Can’t believe Matt would do this so close to International Women’s Day
03:25:50 HDYWTDT (Gooch strike)
03:26:55 Scramble the dead
03:27:40 HDYWTDT
03:29:50 What’s in the booox
03:32:05 Intimidating Pate
03:35:35 The scry ball finally works
03:39:05 Dying facility
03:40:10 The Jagged Edge
03:45:25 Three-way whisper
03:47:00 Zhesh
03:57:05 Shopping in a moneyless society
03:58:15 Are Jidoh and Zhesh the same person
04:01:30 Knock off doll
04:08:40 STOP IT
04:11:55 Do you need space to do your stupid work
04:18:55 Footsteps and silence
04:20:30 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:25 This may be Marisha’s best ad performance
00:04:05 Laura’s merch corner
00:06:05 Liam as Jester
00:07:15 Intro cinematic
00:09:00 EPISODE STARTS
00:11:45 Recap Ends
00:16:05 Laudna is a B-boy
00:18:00 Passing magic through the mouth
00:21:50 FCG has earrings now
00:24:15 Syncing the bridge
00:27:20 Fearne and Orym debate rod handling
00:30:15 First time for Orym (Travis leaves)
00:32:10 I have darviszn
00:33:15 “How long has it been Twilight” “Awhile”
00:34:40 Marisha’s carrot truth
00:36:05 Was it good? … Sure
00:43:20 Sam shirt reveal
00:51:00 Ria’Doin
01:01:35 Finding the journal entries in the survival horror game
01:03:55 FCG yells at a bird (Matt does not blink)
01:12:15 Travis paints a picture with sound effects
01:14:25 Fearne is totally not pining after Chetney
01:17:00 Ring of Life Awareness
01:19:05 Legendary crafting
01:21:30 Messaging Caleb (Caleb is not used to short Sending spells)
01:23:55 Ludinus got into voice acting
01:26:55 Messaging Keyleth
01:31:10 Sudden hug
01:33:10 Jester finally gets in contact
01:36:00 Messaging Dorian
01:36:55 Orym starts to get sucked in
01:39:15 Hucking Pate
01:41:25 Chetney and FCG get whammied
01:46:25 Ashton gets lured
01:51:50 BREAK STARTS
02:05:15 Art Montage
02:07:15 BREAK ENDS
02:08:20 There was a motorboat there the whole time
02:10:50 Animated boat
02:12:10 Animated rope
02:21:15 Drowning Mister
02:24:45 Pirate Laudna (Battle begins-ish)
02:33:55 Turn undead
02:38:10 Ropy and Boaty’s action
02:39:15 Intimidating kelp
02:41:10 Nobody made Matt say Ropy
02:45:40 Sam flask
02:53:10 Laudna turns
02:55:15 Ropy is a great messenger (RIP to Ropy and Boaty)
02:58:00 Chetney cuts his own tongue
03:02:05 Keyleth is a Golden God
03:05:35 Pate confronts impermanence
03:06:55 Laudna flirts with Delilah
03:12:25 Long rest confirmed
03:19:10 Preparing to smack Delilah
03:24:50 Sam blows a sponsorship
03:29:10 Ashton powers up
03:32:40 Chetney panic throws (Chetney = FCG’s Dad???!)
03:33:30 Marisha roasts this nerd
03:41:25 Mind shielding
03:44:45 Magic mouth message
03:46:55 Flare
03:52:45 Ashton comes down from the shard boost
03:58:35 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 Sam actually uses One-shot Wonders
00:01:15 Everyone is so busy
00:04:45 Laura’s merch corner (on almost Valentine’s Day)
00:06:45 Intro cinematic
00:08:30 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:25 Recap Ends
00:13:40 Unfarting
00:14:50 It’s been (FCG Alexa voice pack)
00:19:10 FCG pretends to be a lawnmower
00:22:20 How could Hytroga betray us like this?
00:25:25 Fearne is too nervous to keep track of the lie
00:30:10 Chu is great
00:33:35 Hytroga hates tea
00:34:15 Willmaster takes control
00:37:35 Battle begins
00:41:30 Ashton is never limp
00:43:50 Orym keeps beating up Ashton
00:48:30 Slow-mo beatdown
00:52:50 FCG is a rope dispenser (Chetney has been faking the wolf voice)
00:56:00 The Bormodos don’t have a carceral system
00:59:35 Laudna mentally talks with her hands
01:03:15 Interrogating the Willmaster
01:14:50 Laudna wants the juice
01:17:55 Interrogating Petrov
01:25:50 What is the most moral way to kill these people?
01:30:10 Psychometry on the harness
01:36:45 Holes open
01:38:05 Dealing with Verdo
01:53:00 Otohan Thull
01:53:50 BREAK STARTS
02:06:20 Art Montage
02:08:20 BREAK ENDS
02:11:15 Map out
02:13:15 Getting to the shadows nonchalantly
02:14:25 Fearne pretends to be flat and straight (rolling off the tongue)
02:17:20 Funny meeting you here
02:20:00 Lying about Imogen
02:22:15 “Battle” begins
02:25:45 Otohan has us, run
02:28:30 Self banishment
02:31:55 Knocking out the elder
02:33:00 Laudna feeds Delilah
02:37:15 Barely escaping
02:45:30 Exploring the hidden river
02:56:35 Diving in
03:02:05 Orym has 31 passive perception
03:05:15 Ancient ruins
03:17:25 Fresh goodberries
03:24:55 Fearne swims into a rift… again
03:25:45 Leaf Sheep Sea Slug
03:28:45 Fearne is in modern day
03:31:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:35 Speed ad
00:01:25 Marisha shoots in the back of Sam’s throat
00:02:35 Marisha spits in Sam’s face
00:04:45 Laura’s merch corner
00:07:30 Intro cinematic
00:09:15 EPISODE STARTS
00:11:50 Recap Ends (we’re not not not the Imperium)
00:17:20 Dono
00:21:20 Certified Dreamer
00:22:50 Matt put a bunch of cool worldbuilding ideas into the Bormodos
00:28:00 PSA: Cops don’t have to tell you they’re cops when you ask. That’s a myth… spread by cops
00:31:40 On a mission from God
00:37:20 Population: Dono
00:42:35 Hard out there for a queef
00:44:25 You know what they say about small hands
00:45:10 Fatality on the elder
00:47:40 Elder Carson (or Jim Carrey if you’re younger)
00:52:40 Special tea
00:56:15 Communal sects
01:02:35 Flowers and ball bearings
01:07:50 Pastry diplomacy
01:09:10 Chu (Rizzo the Rat?)
01:13:15 Laura Bailey, there is absolutely nothing wrong with you
01:15:10 Chetney the ratman
01:18:10 Matt, stop encouraging Sam
01:19:20 Bane worms
01:21:40 The Volition
01:29:50 Sam ruins the audio
01:33:15 Inter-moon rivalry
01:38:15 Where do babies come from?
01:41:35 If I Could Turn Back Time
01:42:25 Taste of Tal’dorei is a place of dreams
01:45:05 FCG only has two volumes
01:47:55 Random syllables
01:50:25 Chetney can plant some seed
01:57:50 It’s weird to hear a normal Sending from Laura
02:01:45 The Willmaster
02:02:55 BREAK STARTS
02:13:45 Art Montage
02:15:40 BREAK ENDS
02:19:55 Map out
02:24:40 Battle begins
02:26:50 Suck her energy
02:28:00 I said ‘I cast fireball’
02:30:55 Sam flask
02:32:45 Oops, we created a super villain
02:38:00 Nobody knows what Ashton does
02:40:15 Billy Michell violence
02:46:25 Help, I’m shackled
02:50:55 Don’t worry, you’re dreaming
03:07:10 Chetney is the only one having a good time
03:08:05 TOASTY
03:11:10 HDYWTDT
03:13:50 Sucking the Willmaster’s… magic
03:22:10 The old man with the dented face
03:24:25 HDYWTDT
03:26:40 War. War never changes
03:30:05 Nonlethal blasts
03:31:15 HDYWTDT
03:33:15 Stampede
03:36:10 HDYWTDT
03:42:10 Mister is a flying monkey
03:48:05 Chetney suplexes a buffalo
03:52:05 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 Tights talk
00:03:05 OnlySams
00:06:05 A fantastic segue into Laura’s merch corner
00:08:20 Travis aims true
00:09:05 Intro cinematic
00:10:55 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:50 Recap Ends
00:15:15 Map out (Chetney is Scanlan’s dad and/or granddad)
00:18:55 FCG has to overcome a possum
00:21:25 Have Laudna and Imogen actually banged? They haven’t been alone very much
00:24:40 Battle begins
00:26:20 Why do they have a bell?
00:32:20 Space Wolves
00:40:35 Reiloran nopes out (Miresens)
00:41:35 Checking Exandria’s rotation
00:47:45 232
00:49:10 Daddy’s hands
00:53:15 Fearne has forgotten everything (that one Reiloran must be freaked out)
00:54:55 Mister > Trinket
00:57:55 Chetney sneaks like a lion
00:59:30 Sam, we always knew you were bad at DnD
01:01:30 Fearne burrows
01:02:55 I made believe bad
01:05:25 Moonbounders
01:08:45 First rule of DnD: everyone split up
01:15:25 Sam makes believe good
01:18:15 Only one poop per month, canonically
01:22:45 Sneaking with the thunder clap
01:29:30 Command (FCG is suspiciously good at lying)
01:33:30 STOP IT
01:35:15 Sam finally rerolls a one
01:38:05 Queef out
01:41:00 Chay-Chay
01:42:45 Close call
01:44:55 Level up
01:46:55 BREAK STARTS
01:58:15 Art Montage
02:00:10 BREAK ENDS (optimizers don’t @ Ashley)
02:02:00 Marisha unleashes the salsa
02:03:45 Chetney is in his element
02:10:35 Orym queefs away
02:13:35 A Hamilton ref in 2024
02:16:05 Hard to escape Hamilton songs, once you start (Sam’s gas can)
02:19:10 Moon bison (drifting)
02:23:35 2 clouds hang back, nobody knows who
02:27:15 Squid swimming
02:29:05 Shelter inside the buffalo
02:32:30 Like father like son
02:33:40 Dequeefing
02:37:55 Laudna knows all about natural moisture
02:39:35 Tremors
02:46:05 RIP Dork the Ox, gone but not forgotten
02:47:35 Now that doesn’t make sense
02:48:35 Imogen and Fearne are drawn together
02:51:20 The bloody bridges have synced up (new feat)
02:55:15 Everybody has special auras, right Matt?
03:00:00 Imogen’s dream (wow, she fell asleep that fast? Jealous)
03:03:45 Do you resist, or do you delve deeper?
03:08:30 Orym is getting intense
03:13:15 The Reilorans are wonderful?
03:16:30 How does the campaign end
03:22:25 Pate is back
03:25:25 The juggernaut comes out in pieces
03:29:45 Reiloran hotdog
03:32:00 Moon ranch
03:45:15 Find some children
03:51:15 Don’t scream
03:53:55 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 Son of Sam
00:03:35 Crammed with Candela
00:04:30 Laura’s merch corner corner
00:06:25 Intro cinematic
00:08:10 EPISODE STARTS
00:10:20 Recap Ends
00:12:55 Checking the viewcone of the automaton
00:16:40 The Vanguard soldier ‘prepares for battle’
00:26:25 What if we take the tent… and push it somewhere else
00:32:05 Inflated pig bladders are all the rage at parties
00:38:05 Exploding over the ridge
00:41:25 Silence drop
00:45:35 Imogen steps up
00:47:05 Laura chokes out Travis
00:49:55 Group deception
00:51:35 A frowed burrow
00:56:05 A magical accident (end of first map)
00:58:40 Descending into the pit
01:03:05 Getting into a party at E3
01:10:30 Strife in the Vanguard
01:13:00 Armless man
01:18:30 Shift change
01:21:05 Reiloran armament
01:22:25 ‘Curiosity killed the cat’ is a better idiom
01:24:50 Chetney pops off
01:25:55 Map out
01:28:55 Battle begins
01:32:55 GET OVER HERE
01:39:55 Charm Person isn’t mind control
01:46:55 Sam Rage
01:48:10 Thinking with portals
01:53:40 HDYWTDT
01:55:15 Trying to clean and stage the room
01:59:35 Talking to Ishto
02:04:55 They have to get better at interrogations
02:12:15 Could’ve made the tent kite work
02:13:00 BREAK STARTS
02:22:30 Art Montage
02:24:30 BREAK ENDS
02:29:15 Reiloran tent
02:35:35 If you get Flesh to Stone, you’re not going home
02:41:05 Wow, Imogen is harsh
02:47:20 Map out
02:53:10 The Imperium of Reiloran
02:54:35 Otohan is back
03:10:00 Next level fluffernutter
03:17:15 Battle begins
03:20:30 One way trip
03:25:15 Scramble the dead
03:29:00 Orym catches Ishto
03:30:30 High fantasy
03:37:45 This would never have happened with the tent (Possumorph)
03:46:35 This is fine
03:48:45 A werewolf operating a tesla coil
03:53:50 Percy’s grenades are poorly thought out
03:55:30 Shooting souls
03:58:05 Ishto is doing his best
03:59:45 Travis presses the button
04:01:40 Things were almost very bad
04:03:15 Fearne is at the end of her rope
04:08:55 Consent to being thrown
04:11:10 Don’t forget the possum
04:16:10 Up to Ruidus
04:19:25 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:01:25 This year in sponsorships
00:04:35 Assmatt
00:06:05 Laura’s merch corner
00:07:20 Thanks for everything CritRoleStats
00:09:00 Intro cinematic
00:10:45 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:40 Recap Ends (completely nonsexual)
00:13:40 Ashley shirt
00:19:00 All the monkey’s paw stuff is actually great (Boss Baby)
00:21:25 Ligament Manor has good bones
00:22:10 Making lava
00:28:05 Fearne asks Ashton to go deeper
00:31:50 Ashley tries to describe Fearne’s new abilities in character
00:34:25 Fearne does Roxanne
00:38:10 Uncut gems
00:41:00 Ashton hates gingers
00:42:25 Sam’s first two resolutions
00:44:45 Ashton and Fearne are cute and awkward
00:49:20 Chetney changes a door’s life
00:55:35 Chetney could become wood
00:57:45 Chetney gets warlocked up
00:59:20 Chetney and Morrigan make a deal (RIP to every more famous toymaker)
01:02:50 Discussing the deal with the group
01:07:15 To be fair, he is going to die soon
01:09:45 Heroes Yeast (Emergen C. Exit)
01:18:00 Dreaming of the Bloody Bridge
01:28:35 Imogen is alone
01:31:15 More Sam resolutions
01:36:55 Chetney’s new monocle
01:38:15 Orym goes to Nana Morri
01:41:50 Orym and Morrigan make a deal (arguably, because Laudna is undead, Orym is paid out)
01:49:35 BREAK STARTS
02:00:30 Art Montage
02:02:30 BREAK ENDS
02:03:35 The whole party makes deals
02:10:45 FCG eats some souls
02:12:10 Magic items that shrink
02:13:25 Fearne says goodbye to her parents
02:21:10 Back to Exandria
02:24:25 The slow voice is hot
02:28:50 3 heavy hitters
02:32:15 Qi Mendozi, Tofor Bretorus, and Earthbreaker Groon
02:33:25 Hot Boy Qi
02:36:35 War ten (Sam flask 3)
02:41:00 VM advice
02:44:25 The plan
02:54:15 Open the hole
02:57:00 Ruidus racism
03:00:15 Groon is so cool
03:03:35 Qi, Keykey, and we
03:06:55 Just the tip of the spear
03:07:50 Laudna and Keyleth
03:12:40 Magic conference call
03:15:10 Imogen and Kord
03:19:00 Magical words
03:20:25 Damn, nostalgic for Wind Walk
03:22:00 The illusory assault
03:31:50 A magical battle
03:34:25 Map out
03:35:50 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:40 Lie detector
00:04:55 Laura’s merch corner
00:06:40 Intro cinematic
00:08:30 EPISODE STARTS
00:11:05 Recap Ends
00:13:05 Drawing roles
00:17:15 Map out (suspicion begins)
00:21:15 Among Us Begins (if you feel like spoiling yourself, it’s at the end of this comment)
00:23:25 Looking for Michelle Branch (you could say, traitors are Everywhere)
00:29:40 Ashton’s plan makes too much sense
00:30:50 Laudna loves Imogen no matter what
00:32:20 Hidden camera show
00:33:40 Down where it’s wetter
00:34:45 Sam Reich has been here the whole time
00:37:45 They finally remember the Michelle Branch song
00:41:20 Laudna gets Pate suspicious (Travis smells lies)
00:44:25 It’s adorable that Orym would think Fearne remembers literally anything
00:46:50 Ashley is suspiciously eager (don’t look at her neck)
00:49:40 Travis sent Matt a pic
00:50:40 Hyper rage (Ashley can’t make eye contact)
00:56:45 Fearne isn’t suspicious at all
01:01:35 Kenny
01:10:35 Do you trust us?
01:13:30 Orym is the only one who remembers BH trivia
01:17:05 Flesh Cut Grass
01:18:55 Laura is just walking around because of peer pressure
01:23:15 FCG has no insight into Fearne
01:25:40 Aerial combat is cool
01:29:15 Marisha fully climbs on the table
01:30:45 Pate divebombs Chetney (OMG U GUYZ)
01:32:05 Callbacks (20 is a doppelganger roll)
01:34:00 Speak with Plants
01:35:20 Talking to a creepy plant (SHES GOINGTA SACRIFICE HERSELF)
01:42:25 Fearne is so innocent
01:44:05 Imogen and FCG do not trust each other
01:45:55 Say What You Wanna Say (Brave, Sara Bareilles)
01:47:45 FCG blood
01:49:25 Touch tips
01:50:40 Chetney is sus
01:55:05 Are you my Dad?
01:57:05 Is it you?
01:59:30 Liam texts his ex
02:02:40 Divination
02:03:50 Sam finally gets to say ‘Stop It’ (Orym’s scent)
02:05:15 Chetney absorbs the branch
02:08:15 ‘My Girl’ing Orym
02:10:20 They finally converge on the answer
02:13:00 FCG and Ashton orchestrated the whole thing
02:15:55 None of us will ever betray each other (holster the bees)
02:19:00 BREAK STARTS
02:30:40 Art Montage
02:32:40 BREAK ENDS
02:33:55 Learning a lot about communication
02:36:00 Cleaning Liam
02:40:10 Debating whether they should do the mission
02:45:55 Imogen ships Fearne and Ashton
02:48:05 Sorting items
02:54:00 In the garden
02:58:15 Fearne’s friends come to watch
03:00:00 Imogen and Ashton
03:04:00 Chetney keeps his tongs safe
03:05:30 Fearne powers up
03:16:40 FCG rages out
03:20:35 Should’ve given it to Ashton
03:25:30 FCG also ships Fearne and Ashton
03:28:40 Fearne took a total of 303 damage
03:30:55 InFearno
03:31:40 Battle begins
03:33:30 FCG is mean to Orym
03:34:35 Sam learns how his stuff works
03:36:20 FCG is fine now
03:38:05 FCG needs a smoke to calm down
03:40:35 This Girl is on Fire
03:41:15 Laudna ships Fearne and Ashton
03:42:25 Ashton watches the Land Before Time
03:43:50 Ashton’s new body
03:47:20 IHOBS
03:50:25 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:01:15 Congrats to Sam, Condolences to Matt
00:05:20 The Red Nose Day one-shot was great
00:06:45 Laura’s merch corner
00:11:25 Intro cinematic
00:13:10 EPISODE STARTS
00:16:10 Recap Ends
00:17:10 Don’t make a deal with the Morrigan
00:21:15 Chetney wants to be young again (Chetney through the ages)
00:24:30 Orym was doing a lot of push ups (Liam knows things about working out)
00:26:30 Ronin’s school calls into the show
00:29:05 Procedurally generated bedrooms
00:30:15 Birdie (and the Bronx door)
00:35:15 Fearne is good at stuff, she just often chooses not to help
00:37:35 Mr. Nesbitt (he’s a lot)
00:41:05 Fearne’s father
00:45:45 Athion Zathuda
00:55:05 The genetics make sense now
00:56:05 Orym and Ashton
01:04:45 Allura at the bar (I would love a series following Allura and Kima’s old adventuring party)
01:09:50 Imogen takes off her circlet
01:11:35 What Chetney is thinking
01:13:45 FCG and Morri had lots of team building ideas (communication, trust, and honesty)
01:17:20 Zapruder
01:19:10 Stepsisters (who might have to kill their parents)
01:20:05 Yodeling Ludinus
01:23:10 Morrigan spouts some archfey lore
01:27:55 Showing Morrigan the shard
01:37:35 Allura is always ready to throw down
01:40:50 Sam’s flask
01:46:15 How bad is Morri?
01:48:40 Laudna’s head is facing the wrong way
01:49:50 Morri lays out the rules
01:52:30 Honesty
01:56:40 BREAK STARTS
02:09:55 Art Montage
02:11:55 BREAK ENDS
02:18:35 Chetney provoked the leeches
02:19:55 Imogen doesn’t like Delilah watching
02:20:55 Oh no, Orym is sad (FCG drops some hard truth)
02:23:15 This game needs more paternity tests
02:24:35 Ashton’s truth
02:27:45 Fearne thinks they’ll fail, Chetney is afraid of obsolescence
02:31:35 FCG has the Dark Urge
02:33:05 Sometimes I fantasize about it all the time
02:37:10 Casting feather fall on Orym’s character arc
02:40:55 Fearne stares at them and touches them (not creep)
02:43:10 All of them could kill all of them
02:44:05 Orym has Batman’s contingencies
02:46:30 Doubting the Changebringer (Mario)
02:48:45 Orym misses Dorian (all in the bush)
02:49:45 Steering the mushroom to the bush
02:52:05 Pate does not have complex emotions
02:52:55 Ashton is self-loathing
02:54:00 Chetney’s full backstory
02:58:00 Lens of True Essence
03:00:55 Communication
03:03:15 Actual blindfolds
03:05:20 Map out
03:06:25 Chetney’s run
03:19:05 Matt increases the difficulty
03:20:40 Imogen’s run
03:30:05 Laura had Mister’s butt in her face the full time
03:31:50 Ashton’s run (so calming)
03:41:20 Ashton’s fall
03:46:35 Orym’s high stakes run
03:52:40 Scarf of Intrusive Intent
03:53:50 Trust
03:56:35 Doppelgangers
03:59:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:30 Sam is a dog
00:02:30 Everyone breaks
00:07:50 Circle of Tide and Pod
00:09:35 Laura’s merch corner
00:10:45 Intro cinematic
00:12:35 EPISODE STARTS
00:16:50 Recap Ends
00:24:40 Ashton’s thoughts
00:30:05 Ashton’s hairball
00:37:10 Ashton explains himself
00:42:55 Stop it
00:49:05 Fearne and Chetney
00:55:55 Fearne’s crush confession
00:57:20 Chetney’s speech
00:59:55 Breaking glass in the tunnels
01:01:20 Laudna by herself
01:05:25 Sam flask
01:09:40 Heading back with Orym
01:11:50 Rage room
01:13:40 Don’t leave
01:15:15 Bad influence on Gwen
01:17:45 Fearne at the Matron’s temple
01:21:55 Fearne offers her postcards (from the pouch)
01:23:40 Taliesin does a pretty good raven caw (in that it scares Laura)
01:24:15 A parable in 3 ravens
01:25:45 caw caw
01:26:20 Laudna escapes
01:28:50 Ashton hangs out with Percy
01:33:05 Chetney makes Gwen a punk
01:33:55 THE FUZZ! CHEESE IT!
01:36:50 Chetney can’t floss
01:38:10 Sometimes they are like this (Imogen and Allura)
01:45:20 Vision from the shard
01:51:00 Is Laudna safe?
01:52:20 Chetney goes off on Ashton
01:55:50 Laudna and Delilah
02:00:30 BREAK STARTS
02:18:55 Art Montage
02:20:55 BREAK ENDS (Fearne alone)
02:23:45 Laudna and Fearne don’t meet
02:24:45 Distant howl
02:25:45 Laudna goes home
02:30:20 Delilah does her best to manipulate Laudna
02:35:00 Wake ups
02:37:15 Stop it
02:38:15 Search party
02:42:30 Small miracles
02:43:30 PVP
02:45:25 Ashton hits for 2d6*12
02:47:50 FCG can sense the limp
02:48:30 Chetney and Ashton banged
02:49:25 Fearne gets ready
02:51:25 Got a runner
02:53:15 Laudna and Imogen
02:57:30 Orym has never been this quiet
03:02:45 Chetney doesn’t appreciate the doll’s craftmanship
03:05:25 Ashton by himself
03:07:15 Laudna gives Ashton his doll
03:11:05 Group hug
03:14:05 Allura is cool
03:16:35 Delightful disposition
03:19:05 Retreat activities
03:19:55 Fearne and Ashton
03:26:45 Adventurer skin Allura
03:28:40 They almost “Home Aloned” Orym
03:29:45 Canopy
03:31:50 Fearne’s mom
03:35:35 Vitoren
03:41:05 A scavenger hunt
03:42:05 Nana Mori can make a hyperbolic time chamber
03:44:45 Mori and Fearne
03:51:25 The Devil mark
03:55:30 Nana provides
03:59:10 Back to my stories
04:00:25 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:45 Sam is busy
00:02:40 Con saves
00:05:05 Laura’s merch corner
00:09:40 Preveres
00:11:30 What Doesn’t Break
00:13:00 Intro cinematic
00:14:45 EPISODE STARTS
00:16:25 Moon stuff
00:17:30 Recap Ends
00:21:15 Finding a room with furniture (Laura farts)
00:27:05 Laudna was doing Parasite for awhile
00:32:10 The train set goes into the Shadowfell
00:34:40 Fearne’s hooves aren’t sneaky
00:46:35 This family dynamic is a little toxic
00:49:20 Sam’s flask
00:56:45 Non-map combat
00:58:55 Battle begins
01:02:15 Wet and possessed
01:12:30 3 Delilahs
01:19:45 Sam vamps for time (New spell just dropped, 4DD8 lightning)
01:25:45 Delilah explains what is going on
01:28:05 Questioning Delilah
01:38:00 Delilah and Vecna are not as good as gods
01:40:10 Laudna’s Will
01:49:30 BREAK STARTS
02:01:30 Art Montage
02:03:25 BREAK ENDS (Scenelets & Sketches)
02:04:20 Chetney is closer to death (Orym and Fearne scenelet)
02:09:40 Orym has lots of hands
02:12:10 Chetney believes nothing (Chetney gives wood to Vex)
02:13:50 They fully vandalized the house
02:16:55 Marisha’s Vex impression
02:17:55 They decide to do a hot tub episode
02:19:05 What Chet is fighting for
02:22:45 Laura Bailey says “Thick Wood”
02:24:50 What Orym is fighting for
02:26:10 Orym ripped one
02:27:45 FCG gets a wok
02:29:55 Chetney canonically operates with no lube (fresh pow)
02:32:00 Whitestone sledding
02:37:40 Old man
02:41:45 Imogen’s Dawnfather faith experience
02:51:35 A GGG expansion (buncha narcs)
03:00:20 Slayer’s Take
03:04:50 Whitestone Clocktower (Ashton and Fearne are… stepsiblings?)
03:13:10 The DeRolo show
03:15:35 Orym undermines FCG
03:17:20 Distracted about baked goods
03:20:15 Percy has a plan
03:32:45 Hero’s feast pan
03:39:30 Discussing sucking a monster
03:43:15 A place of power
03:47:20 Chetney and FCG accompany Cassandra
03:48:55 Ashton is doubling up
03:51:15 The Absorption
03:57:10 Fromtheearthoftheearthtotheearth
03:58:55 Most of the team wants to help
04:08:15 It takes a whole minute
04:12:55 Ashton dies, and then un-dies
04:20:00 Divine Intervention
04:24:25 Last roll
04:26:10 New arm
04:29:50 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:30 Gimli voice
00:02:05 Virtual reality
00:04:15 Legolas voice
00:05:35 Meriadoc’s merch corner (Welcome to ligma nuts)
00:08:40 Body by Grog
00:09:10 Character intros
00:11:10 New Intro cinematic (Wow, that’s really great)
00:13:25 EPISODE STARTS
00:15:05 Gandalf’s mouth is drifting
00:16:50 Recap Ends
00:18:25 69
00:20:20 FCG and Chetney look a bit strange
00:24:30 Matt’s mouth is escaping again (Percy’s workshop)
00:30:55 Allura
00:38:15 Powerstills
00:42:30 Hats off
00:44:35 In the Middle (discussing the plan with Allura)
00:54:45 Increasing the 69
00:58:55 Travis knows to check with the wife
01:01:35 The fear that would take the heart of me (harness item description)
01:04:00 Sam flask
01:11:00 Ashton is a beacon
01:20:55 Gathering the heroes
01:24:55 Percy doesn’t know how old his kids are
01:26:50 Dancer and FCG
01:35:05 Percy and Allura
01:36:25 Pate acts natural
01:41:35 Chetney forgot Laudna’s backstory
01:46:50 BREAK STARTS
01:58:45 Art Montage
02:00:45 BREAK ENDS (the meeting)
02:08:55 Expendables
02:10:50 Percy’s accent and beard make him antisocial
02:15:45 Something emerges from Gimli’s beard
02:19:15 Fearne is probably not pregnant
02:24:15 Vilya
02:25:50 Hiding vestiges in the beard
02:29:00 Everyone has to say goodbye to each other
02:38:40 Looking for Whitestone Andy
02:43:05 Gwen
02:44:40 Height makes right
02:50:05 Lembas (traumatizing Gwen)
02:53:15 The witches chase Gwen
03:02:50 Nutella is canon
03:07:40 Vax statue (no audio guide)
03:10:25 Sam’s flask 2
03:12:40 They said the thing from the books
03:16:55 All gonna die
03:20:10 Getting in the sarcophagi
03:22:55 The vision
03:33:35 Dawnfather methodist
03:36:10 FCG’s prayer
03:43:05 The Changebringer hasn’t given FCG skin yet
03:47:55 Cat Stevens and ZZ
03:49:25 RP the crepe stand (Payback against Andy)
03:53:35 Confronting Andrew (Banishing Andy)
03:55:15 Andy is a common name
03:59:15 Marisha trips over the ending
04:00:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:45 Sam tries
00:05:00 Intro cinematic
00:06:50 EPISODE STARTS
00:09:10 Recap Ends
00:12:20 Falling up
00:14:25 Slipping on the ice
00:16:40 FCG has hydraulics
00:19:45 Slick (remembering Fearne is a druid)
00:21:25 Common misconception: bats have decent vision, they’re just live in the dark mostly
00:27:05 Getting caught while spelunking
00:30:45 Sam finds his teeth
00:34:25 Rearranging FCG (Team 1 descends)
00:40:00 Caves are uncomfortable
00:47:05 Pachinko
00:55:45 Fjord’s fire resistance ring
00:59:25 I’ve missed the Laudna messages
01:00:25 Make the hole as tight as possible
01:04:05 CR-Floor is Lava crossover episode
01:07:35 Laudna is mad
01:08:30 Waterslide is definitely the best way to do it
01:09:35 Team 2 descends
01:14:40 Doompa loompas
01:16:05 Sam flask
01:20:25 Into the lava chamber
01:24:05 Talking to the doompas
01:28:05 New elder
01:38:35 Ashton prepares to dive
01:42:25 Ashton goes under
01:47:35 Fearne goes under
01:54:35 Superheated Ashton
01:57:55 Oh no, guess they have to be drawn naked now
02:07:10 Forcing Chetney to do Grim Psychometry
02:12:20 Shake it like a baby (The power of Travis’s doubt)
02:15:05 Evil team
02:16:30 BREAK STARTS
02:26:20 Art Montage
02:28:20 BREAK ENDS (map out)
02:34:55 Battle begins
02:37:55 Lava dunking
02:47:00 Should we rescue Fearne?
02:55:55 No Take Backs cuts both ways
02:57:40 A de-escalation Reiloran
03:06:55 The Juggernaut
03:11:40 HDYWTDT (Orym wrecks shop)
03:20:10 A Marquesian standoff
03:21:20 Accidentally using your bonus action
03:25:35 Luda-nis
03:29:15 Pull range
03:42:40 Dropping a 9th level spell
03:44:15 This isn’t how counterspell works, but I hope it is for Ludinus, that’d be scary
03:47:10 Looks like it’s over
03:49:20 Spirit Halloween knockoff robe (Doompa Loompa, doompity doo)
03:55:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:25 Sweet Sam, Injury Attorney
00:02:10 Dentality
00:04:15 Sam has shark teeth
00:06:05 Laura’s merch corner
00:07:30 Big fan of Candela Obscura
00:08:55 Intro cinematic
00:10:40 EPISODE STARTS
00:13:05 Recap Ends
00:14:05 Chetney’s nature body
00:15:25 FCG watches the show
00:16:25 Fearne frog ferry
00:19:05 Hard to tell if Chetney is being enthusiastic
00:20:50 Imogen is a bug zapper
00:21:55 Fearne is accidentally good at surviving
00:23:05 Laudna talks to us (amulet translations)
00:37:55 Imogen’s back seat survival (Travel day 1)
00:39:25 Fording the river
00:42:15 Fishing minigame
00:43:50 Using pate as bait
00:48:45 Tight rope walking
00:53:05 Cute monster hippo (see below)
00:55:20 Talking to the rude hippo
00:59:05 From a distance
01:02:55 FCG can’t cook fish (To be fair, he’s using an EasyBake)
01:06:15 FCG smells down there
01:09:10 Mystery necrotic damage
01:14:30 Shadow Can
01:22:35 Incense and fish
01:28:50 Travel day 2
01:31:15 Sam flask
01:35:45 The hunting trap
01:44:35 Fresh Caught Bass
01:50:40 Don’t want to waste those high level spells (it’s all Ashton’s fault)
01:52:30 Getting ambushed
01:54:20 People in chat say the language is Japanese
01:56:15 BREAK STARTS
02:07:10 Art Montage
02:09:10 BREAK ENDS (talking to the ambushers)
02:19:55 We know how to get them back
02:25:35 Doing some anime voice acting
02:32:25 Wait, was the whole coin thing an accident? I thought that was the whole point
02:36:00 Bad smells down below (Chetney gets lost in Margaritaville)
02:40:55 The team Memento themselves
02:44:50 Shoebills can fly
02:46:55 The tree
02:57:40 Orym is lost
03:06:05 Activating the tree
03:10:50 Answers (Travis and Marisha get real hype about Calamity stuff)
03:16:05 This might be a character we know
03:17:45 Ashton has a really fun idea
03:20:05 Ashton peer pressures a tree
03:24:05 New quest drops
03:28:00 Your groups is so chaotic, it can kill Ludinus
03:39:55 They need to get going
03:40:50 Leaving a limited edition collectible
03:44:20 A review of the history
03:46:50 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:01:00 The helmets
00:05:45 Laura’s merch corner
00:06:45 Liam’s Comic Club
00:08:30 Intro cinematic
00:10:15 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:40 Recap Ends (Flat white with vanilla, please)
00:14:25 Laudna’s standup
00:15:40 Dirt wizard and 24 pack Beau
00:16:55 Censored secret dice (wow, off the rails early)
00:18:00 The perfect button on the bit
00:21:30 Sam blames the merch
00:25:45 Ashton pays a tattoo artist in exposure
00:31:05 Team tattoos
00:32:50 Boning (foreshadowing)
00:36:50 Nice means of production you have, shame if someone seized it
00:38:35 Self-actualized ghost pirates
00:40:30 Eating children’s souls
00:43:00 Kellen drops wisdom
00:46:20 Marisha needs a coffee
00:52:05 Name tags and tattoos
00:54:00 Live Mas
00:59:35 Scrying on Delilah in the tattoo parlor
01:05:30 Asking to get in the captain’s bed
01:08:50 Cyrillia has a thing for the captain
01:10:25 Tattooing FCG
01:14:50 Sleeping with the captain
01:20:25 Saying goodbye to Chad (asking the sword to choose)
01:22:15 Captain Little Spoon
01:26:50 Giving the warmth (by choice)
01:29:15 Captain left some ectoplasm on the floor
01:33:35 Jealous Cyrillia
01:35:50 Women supporting women
01:39:20 Orym got a forehead tattoo
01:40:40 Captain is creeping (work through the nausea)
01:44:45 Cyrillia needs some help
01:47:30 SUBLIME!
01:49:50 BREAK STARTS
02:02:35 Art Montage
02:04:35 BREAK ENDS
02:05:35 If I had a nickel for every time CR had people banging on a pirate ship…
02:07:00 Kate Winslet hand
02:09:05 Pleasantville (peg leg)
02:16:25 Lily livered livers
02:17:10 You can’t threaten me, I won’t spoil it
02:18:50 Caricature station
02:19:40 DJ FCG
02:20:40 It might get weird
02:23:45 The party begins
02:26:15 Kyle has his day in the sun
02:29:30 Getting on the dance floor
02:31:25 One last threat from the captain
02:34:25 The captain’s caricature
02:36:15 Cyrillia’s goodbye
02:38:40 Kalutha
02:42:25 Marisha got messed up by a sneeze
02:59:05 Climbing is hard
03:03:25 Giant insect snake worm (horn of silent alarm)
03:05:25 They have to fight a Sicilian
03:07:45 Silent transformation
03:08:50 Map out
03:12:15 Return of Sprinkle (battle begins)
03:14:10 Crew found the minis
03:19:10 Acid blood (Chetney didn’t die again)
03:22:35 Take on me (gross worm guts)
03:25:40 I love nature
03:35:50 Laura is having a hard time
03:38:40 Ashley forgets how dice work
03:40:10 John Woo Mister
03:43:05 Multicasts are the best in BG3
03:46:45 This is how we do it in Sicily
03:49:00 Sam is not allowed to roll Ashley’s dice
03:53:40 Manifest the 20
04:03:35 HDYWTDT
04:05:05 Keep your eyes open
04:12:15 Woesteel (a bunch of Shattered Teeth lore)
04:18:30 Raito charm
04:27:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:25 Mortal Kombat Quiz (Marisha is trying to cheat)
00:06:55 Laura’s merch corner
00:08:35 Intro cinematic
00:10:25 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:50 Recap Ends (compass copy)
00:14:25 Chetney talks about his beef serpent
00:17:05 FCG doesn’t know how compasses work (reading the map)
00:22:55 Imogen becomes her mom
00:26:25 The first interrogation
00:28:25 How long until… we strike?
00:31:55 Back to death
00:34:30 Second interrogation
00:38:10 Accidental question
00:39:30 Tell me the entrances… can you?
00:43:15 Skipping skulls
00:46:55 Summoning the ship
00:50:15 Matt can’t handle a crooked mic
00:53:20 Well that didn’t work (map out)
00:56:20 Sam’s flask
00:58:00 Battle begins
01:01:25 Ashton has a fun new ability
01:07:25 Slow motion shockwave
01:11:40 Travis still loves ship talk
01:15:30 Negating the crit
01:21:10 Turn Undead
01:28:45 Sam hurts himself
01:35:15 Orym gets roasted
01:45:40 Siri gets in the battle
01:47:30 The sniper hates FCG
01:50:45 Zombies in the hole
01:52:00 Halfling skeletons are creepy
01:58:50 Thanks Ashton, and nobody else
02:03:15 Serves you right
02:06:55 No blood
02:08:45 Laudna tries to make an undead friend
02:10:55 Taking his turn to continue the parley (Laudna fixes a different curse)
02:19:35 FCG down again (with a secret dice tower)
02:28:25 Showing off the blade
02:31:25 Getting psyched for the roll
02:32:25 Breaking up with a sword
02:33:25 BREAK STARTS
02:46:15 Art Montage
02:48:15 BREAK ENDS (Fearne learns about consequences)
02:52:45 Kyle kinda sucks though
02:56:20 Sam loves Matt’s whispers
02:59:10 Fear fight (Chetney can’t handle it)
03:00:45 Pirate backstory
03:07:50 Captain’s quarters (enunciation)
03:13:10 Incredible response time
03:15:40 FCG reveals he’s never actually been able to cast Identify (BG3 boots)
03:18:25 Negotiating for the fast boots
03:23:25 Ghosts don’t have maps
03:25:00 Ashton and the navigator
03:31:10 Sleep of the dead
03:35:55 Captain Buttonbeard
03:38:00 Shmal
03:39:20 Beads of Love
03:40:40 Kyle had a rough time
03:45:45 Odo
03:47:15 Explaining Rollies (game publishers)
03:49:30 Losing secrets to Rollies
03:50:40 The bug story is common to Imogen and Jester
03:52:35 Game design is an adaptive process
03:54:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 Two magic horses
00:05:25 Laura’s merch corner
00:07:45 Marisha is one with the beast
00:10:00 Intro cinematic
00:11:50 EPISODE STARTS
00:14:00 Recap Ends
00:18:05 Chetney is losing it
00:22:00 Dalen’s Closet
00:27:50 Orym loves having a Pate backpack
00:30:40 Cloud’katoa
00:39:00 Feetsies
00:42:50 Stinky horse costume
00:51:40 Team Dogfight
01:03:20 Designing a green house
01:08:05 Chetney does not snack on watch
01:09:05 Pate can’t whisper
01:12:20 Frog fairies
01:16:40 FCG makes friends
01:19:25 FCG’s human impression
01:22:35 Robosphincter
01:24:05 Talking to a frog fairy
01:28:00 FCG gets pooped on again
01:32:10 Chetney is getting close
01:34:30 Imogen pops a brain
01:38:20 Imogen gives Orym things to worry about
01:41:20 Chetney’s vision
01:45:05 Imogen wants everyone to poop on her
01:48:15 Lavender poop
01:49:30 Me loves the fire
01:50:15 The Rain Party
01:57:45 Hand signals
02:01:10 BREAK STARTS
02:13:40 Art Montage
02:15:40 BREAK ENDS
02:17:10 Map out
02:19:35 Battle begins
02:35:40 The power… to move you
02:43:35 Silvery Barbara Downs
02:49:15 Weather map
02:54:40 The dice lands dumb
02:55:50 Frog cabin
02:58:15 “We have a toad at home” The toad at home
03:02:40 Chetney is bleeding out
03:05:35 Ragdolling the mole monster
03:08:20 Jirana
03:13:25 Bary Manilow
03:17:55 I love Toriz so much
03:21:30 Jirana gives some background
03:27:50 Evon’travir
03:36:05 New map, hell yeah
03:38:30 Raft estimates (rule of thumb, to carry 500lb you need at least a 5,000lb raft)
03:40:40 Sam flask
03:47:40 Lost compass of the Dread Captain Novos
03:51:55 Chetney’s ghost ship vision
03:53:45 Ghost services
03:57:40 Rau’shan and Ka’mort
04:00:15 Reef moss balms
04:03:20 FCG gets some therapy
04:07:10 Getting stamina
04:12:30 The vomit comet
04:15:05 Ashton’s last question
04:17:35 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 FPS
00:03:55 Support creators
00:05:55 Queen by Midnight (Paypee)
00:07:20 Laura’s merch corner
00:08:35 Intro cinematic
00:10:25 EPISODE STARTS
00:13:25 Recap Ends
00:19:25 Vanessa Carlton works too
00:23:10 High lunch time
00:24:20 Insight the ball
00:27:20 Sam’s flask
00:28:05 Laudna message
00:38:20 Map out (double ad reads)
00:43:35 They spent too long planning the ambush
00:47:10 Battle begins
00:57:00 Schneak attack
01:00:15 Pay-pee
01:04:05 First strike with Graz’tchar
01:05:45 General Ratanish
01:07:55 The Second will protect Dancer
01:10:20 Maniac
01:17:50 Repair yard
01:27:35 Dancer’s P**sy heals Chetney
01:29:35 Spell snipper
01:35:55 Making my way
01:36:40 Thanks Keyleth
01:39:40 In BG3, when you get a little too clever with explosive barrels
01:41:10 Chetney Tatum
01:42:10 HDYWTDT
01:43:55 Watching dog videos mid-game (no judgement, been there)
01:48:45 Erupting Exandria
01:53:50 Taliesin finally has a good turn
01:58:50 Passing out 20’s (bullying the bike)
02:01:50 Chain reaction
02:03:35 Helpmehelpmehelpme
02:14:40 HDYWTDT
02:23:15 Fearne is weak as hell
02:27:05 BREAK STARTS
02:39:05 Art Montage
02:41:55 BREAK ENDS
02:47:20 Laura pitches the human clump
02:52:15 Prepping to kill Ratanash
02:53:35 Dancer gets ready to smash
02:56:50 Full round on Ratanash
03:01:45 Sam’s gas can, side two, Marisha is mad
03:02:50 HDYWTDT
03:06:55 Joe forgets how to do engineering speak
03:08:15 Verna the Viper and Lagomores
03:16:45 Chetney doesn’t usually insight things (like swords)
03:20:05 Bodies in the hole
03:26:35 Remembering their previous sets
03:32:40 Kimothee is a lovely 27-year-old French teenager
03:40:10 Percy is okay, and his wife is hot
03:47:50 The party gets corrupted by power in real time
03:54:10 Shady Sally
04:02:05 Ride or die
04:07:05 The All Minds Burn
04:15:35 Planting mushrooms on the moon
04:20:55 Imogen and Ashton
04:24:25 Mid-noon (abducted Imogen)
04:28:15 53
04:29:35 Kimothee gives an update
04:34:20 Shore Shrew
04:36:55 Shady Shally, Shore Shrew, Shattered Teeth
04:38:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 Nordo is hacking, and also turning into a horse
00:04:05 Bustin’
00:05:15 Candela C2
00:06:55 Cosplay and Stardew romances
00:07:45 Intro cinematic
00:09:35 EPISODE STARTS
00:11:30 Recap Ends (stop sneezing)
00:13:00 Charging the staff
00:15:25 MATT, STOP!
00:18:10 Manifesting a spa
00:22:40 Ashton has a panic attack
00:26:10 Ashton’s new fit
00:30:40 Orym does not have much smoke tolerance
00:33:50 Nel meets the team
00:35:25 FCG learns about Doty
00:38:40 Orym’s exploits
00:44:05 The cemetery of the Air Ashari
00:46:15 Catching up with Derrig and Will
00:53:05 Life is great
00:55:05 Team Glider is hyped (this is Episode 69 energy)
00:57:30 Skysailing is serious business (Laudna is on a cultural journey)
00:59:40 Laudna and Imogen are GF
01:02:20 The all-inclusive package
01:03:50 Callsigns
01:07:45 Laudna drops in
01:10:25 Chetney gets in the air
01:11:55 Dog fighting
01:14:55 Chetney takes a dive
01:16:30 Bees in his face
01:18:50 Chetney has been crop dusting the whole time
01:22:30 Ashton saw the whole thing
01:25:40 Chetney has gone into a zone of danger (hitting a cuckoo)
01:27:35 Orym is so proud
01:29:45 Painting Zephrah red
01:34:00 Orym’s new fit
01:36:40 Airy Eyrie
01:41:00 It’s easy to make a still, it’s hard to make a good still
01:42:35 Slow brownies
01:46:00 Automatons
01:50:30 Ashton is Team Titan (specifically Terra)
01:54:35 Checking for Delilah
01:55:35 Imogen and Laudna
02:00:05 Yelling at the gods
02:01:45 Sam’s flask
02:03:30 Delilah
02:04:40 BREAK STARTS
02:14:50 Art Montage
02:16:50 BREAK ENDS
02:17:40 Get tetted
02:18:50 Fearne is really buying into the smoking
02:19:40 Graz’tchar, the known demonic deceiver, deceives Chetney
02:22:30 Orym’s new art
02:23:25 Ashton’s new art
02:24:15 Party at Orym’s place
02:26:15 Fearne has seen Big D
02:28:25 Scrying on Dancer
02:33:00 Insight check
02:34:05 Message the stinky wizard
02:40:05 Seeing Keyleth
02:48:20 Graztchar will kill the party
02:52:45 Team player
02:54:25 Drugging the Tempest
02:55:25 Chetney is so cool
02:58:40 Chetney came from holding hands with Keyleth (Sam’s shirt)
02:59:40 Sam rolls a 1 out of 100
03:07:20 Keyleth’s friend once tried to buy drugs in a casino
03:08:50 Chetney is not hiding his corruption well
03:13:00 Overcomplicating the operation
03:17:00 The second
03:19:30 Crazy
03:26:05 The second cumming
03:31:25 It’s a metaphor
03:32:05 Kimothee Chalamet
03:34:05 Pate gets what he deserves
03:36:15 The boss fight begins
03:39:20 The second health bar (eat it)
03:42:10 Third health bar
03:43:40 FCG just seems like he sucks (actually learning stuff about the bird)
03:47:05 RAW, she wouldn’t be destroyed, she’d just turn
03:49:10 Overcummed
03:52:45 Thicc tree boi
03:57:40 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:01:25 Sam is pursued by bear
00:04:10 Laura’s merch corner
00:06:45 2 season 2s
00:09:00 Intro cinematic
00:10:50 EPISODE STARTS
00:13:50 Recap Ends
00:15:00 Graz’tchar (it’s in the Tal’dorei campaign guide)
00:17:35 Saxophone riff
00:24:30 The sword tells its history
00:26:45 Legend lore
00:28:15 Sam cannot resist trolling, even if it destroys the campaign (which this sword absolutely can)
00:31:25 Chetney would fall for a scam
00:33:35 Laudna is not strong enough for the sword (Sam’s flask)
00:36:00 Life’s too short to not use cursed swords
00:40:45 Dream
00:48:55 Commune (in plank position)
00:53:40 Laudna sleeps with eyes open
00:55:20 Chet rolls for death
00:58:40 Old Lice
01:03:55 Sir Chad
01:06:20 Mispronouncing something in your mind
01:10:30 Hole dynamics
01:14:25 Fearne and Chetney don’t actually have sex
01:19:15 Nel
01:22:05 Healing Keyleth
01:33:05 Orym is celebrated
01:35:45 Orym speaks
01:38:15 Taking Fearne’s finger
01:40:00 BREAK STARTS
01:51:45 Art Montage
01:53:45 BREAK ENDS
01:55:10 Keyleth gives an update on everything
02:00:25 Telling Keyleth about Vax
02:04:55 Telling Keyleth about the champion of Asmodeus (I’d like to think she’s thinking of Clarota)
02:07:00 Aliens
02:09:15 Showing off the Crimson Shade
02:12:55 Talking to the shade
02:19:35 Keyleth has nice wood
02:23:30 Keyleth’s advice for heroes (I think she implies VM knows M9)
02:30:40 The Hishari
02:33:55 Ashton is titan-blooded
02:39:00 Evontra’vir
02:42:20 Laudna takes weird notes
02:53:15 Keyleth talks about an offscreen adventure
02:57:30 Showing the harness
03:01:15 Studio is haunted
03:17:15 Scrying on D
03:23:45 Scrying on Dancer
03:27:20 Divination to choose between Dancer and D
03:29:45 Casting again
03:32:55 Casting one more time
03:35:55 Keyleth would take the goldfish story to her grave
03:37:45 Keyleth does a wrap up
03:42:25 Savior blade
03:48:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:40 Sam calls the cast out
00:01:15 BTS documentary
00:04:25 BG3 is pretty good
00:06:05 Laura’s merch corner
00:08:30 Marisha tries to announce stuff
00:11:15 Intro cinematic
00:13:05 EPISODE STARTS
00:15:20 Recap Ends
00:16:00 FCG and Orym (gooch poppies)
00:19:10 Chetney the beat poet
00:20:35 Laudna and Imogen are totally normal
00:25:25 Hard undecided
00:26:05 Let’s talk about Ashton’s whole deal
00:36:10 Surrounded by monsters (FCG fart)
00:42:45 Pate is shrinking (giving him eyes)
00:47:45 Someone stole the spyglass (petty non-guidance)
00:53:10 Butt-ercups
00:54:55 Getting torn by demons
00:57:30 Anti-bird guardians
01:00:00 Your face is an object you carry
01:06:45 Sam flask
01:08:25 Sam clarifies
01:11:05 Hurts so good
01:14:00 HDYWTDT
01:15:10 Travis has too many voices
01:22:15 The Iridon Bastion
01:25:00 Panty petunias (and others)
01:27:00 Fearne never stops acting
01:37:05 Map out
01:40:05 Shadow cant
01:47:55 Demon slayer
01:50:20 Boom boom
01:54:55 Leaping into action
02:01:05 Mime
02:04:15 Don’t forget to set the cup down
02:05:00 BREAK STARTS
02:15:20 Art Montage
02:17:20 BREAK ENDS
02:19:00 Battle begins
02:23:05 Laudna fingers the keyhole
02:25:05 Cool devil mini
02:41:20 It’s a nalfeshnee
02:48:30 Pop the lock
02:50:55 Orym does his aramente
02:57:20 John Poo
03:05:40 Doyour Part
03:14:00 Chetney overstepped
03:18:25 Losing the cool sword
03:21:55 Do you trust me?
03:29:10 Radiant snot
03:44:45 Trying to plan in whispers
03:57:35 Unending belief in the Changebringer
04:06:30 Travis gets another talking sword
04:11:55 Making an escape
04:16:40 HDYWTDT
04:19:50 Not sure if this is new Chetney art, but it’s great art
04:23:55 Tevan Klask
04:28:25 Matt knows the power of a tall guy with a vague accent, this is unfair
04:30:15 Fearne makes a pact
04:33:10 Everyone goes to Fearne and say “that was weird”
04:35:45 Baern says what actually happened
04:39:25 Another round of flower names
04:42:50 The funeral rites of the Platinum Dragon
04:47:15 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:01:35 Sam’s Broadway debut (the game trailer at the break is incredible)
00:04:35 Candela announcement
00:07:50 Intro cinematic
00:09:40 EPISODE STARTS
00:11:45 Recap Ends
00:13:50 New Laudna art
00:17:00 Orym’s sister, Maeve
00:25:00 Orym is the V tip (family dynamics)
00:26:50 Life with Derrig
00:29:25 Scuffy
00:32:35 Leeta
00:38:15 Tapestries with C1 spoilers
00:40:00 Keyleth
00:43:40 Quest for the Blue Gooch Bloom
00:50:15 Orym and Keyleth
01:04:25 Chetney is always hustling
01:06:40 Keyleth, on the Gods
01:08:15 The Ascension and the Sealing
01:11:10 The airship kinda worked
01:17:25 Thollo talks about the Grey Valley
01:19:00 Chetney is so well travelled
01:21:00 The Hishari
01:26:35 Orym’s mom
01:29:05 Chetney will bang Orym’s mom
01:31:20 Fearne will not steal from a single mother
01:32:05 FCG’s wheel
01:36:15 Orym as a kid
01:38:00 Orym’s baby booties
01:39:40 Charging Marisha up
01:42:05 C. Pop Toys
01:44:50 Is Chetney Orym’s Dad? (Lowkey, I genuinely think Chet is Scanlan’s dad or grandpa)
01:47:15 Troth
01:51:10 Fanny Zed
01:55:05 Zephrah is super horny
01:56:00 Pate in the sky
02:03:05 Perennum flower
02:04:15 BREAK STARTS
02:15:55 Art Montage
02:17:55 BREAK ENDS
02:23:40 Those penny roller things are cool
02:25:10 Auto-auguric asphyxiation
02:33:40 Imogen’s guidance
02:39:20 New Bag of Holding
02:42:05 Performative clericing (Pate fails his job)
02:49:00 Laudna’s greatest creation
02:49:45 Pate tattoo
02:51:25 Pate is colorblind
03:01:15 FCG moves stealthily
03:05:10 Pate is not as helpful as hoped
03:08:45 Pate makes Chetney’s accent drift
03:10:35 “Are you all just watching this?” is death
03:15:10 Chetney books it
03:16:25 Map out
03:19:15 Battle begins
03:23:25 Chetney being dragged
03:26:15 Sam’s flask reveal
03:40:05 Hurts so good
03:44:00 Stop it
03:45:45 Hound of Ill Omen
03:50:35 Erratic defense
03:59:05 Spiritual chainsaw
04:05:50 He’s right behind me, isn’t he
04:19:00 Sam’s third shirt
04:22:05 Mister brings the heat
04:25:05 HDYWTDT PSA
04:27:30 Laudna is using Delilah’s wolves
04:34:45 HDYWTDT
04:43:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:25 Sam and Matt have an act off
00:04:20 Laura’s merch corner
00:07:45 Constitution
00:10:10 Intro cinematic
00:11:55 EPISODE STARTS
00:13:10 Recap Ends (Letters looks different)
00:14:50 Team Othanzia is mad at Team Wildemount
00:21:15 Chetney offers the D to any takers
00:23:10 Yes and
00:29:55 An incredibly thin staff
00:31:20 Cleaning the staff
00:32:25 Recapping the discoveries
00:45:35 FCG and Ashton head to Milo’s
00:48:40 Milo might have forgotten their meds
00:51:45 Ashton arranges an upgrade
00:55:15 Ashton’s new groove
01:02:35 Sam unveils the flask (Imogen and Laudna’s trip)
01:05:05 Zhudanna is great
01:09:55 Imogen and Laudna talk
01:11:10 Imogen and Laudna are just two gals being pals
01:19:55 Ludinus
01:24:20 Laudna gets a redesign
01:29:35 Fearne, Chetney, and Orym
01:32:05 Talking to Ajit
01:35:35 J’mon
01:41:00 Wizkids
01:43:15 Daramon
01:49:15 Day by day
01:51:30 Following Chetney’s nose
01:57:00 Hunter: The Reckoning
01:58:40 BREAK STARTS
02:08:15 Art Montage
02:10:10 BREAK ENDS
02:11:05 Fearne goes in hard
02:13:05 Map out (insides of houses)
02:15:15 Battle begins
02:22:45 One last kiss
02:28:55 Reverse donkey
02:33:50 Tuyen’s regards (the shopkeeper Chetney attacked)
02:38:30 Chetney maybe deserved it
02:43:20 Hanging out in the temple
02:53:00 Fearne notes
02:55:30 Drinking the holy water, but in a weird way
03:00:45 The vision
03:05:05 Chetney skitches on Fearne’s skirt
03:06:35 Pate knows
03:08:35 FCG’s baked goods
03:09:55 Recapping the day’s adventures
03:17:00 Yet another god talk
03:29:40 Harnessing
03:32:00 Scrying attempts
03:42:45 Blue marble (frisbee)
03:46:50 No Ruidus tingles
03:50:20 The new hammer
03:53:25 Messages
03:57:25 Fearne’s Ira scry
04:04:35 Zephrah
04:07:05 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:25 Sam Talk
00:02:55 The Sam banner stays up
00:05:00 Laura’s merch corner
00:06:20 Intro cinematic
00:08:10 EPISODE STARTS
00:09:25 Recap Ends, mishaps begin
00:14:10 FRIDA needs a reset
00:15:50 Imogen missed
00:24:15 Laura needs some help right now
00:29:45 FRIDA has telepathy (Imogen’s woohoo)
00:32:20 15 is not bad
00:34:10 FCG begins freaking out
00:36:40 The stranger
00:39:45 FCG gives tongue
00:44:00 Deanna gives tough love
00:46:15 Does FCG dream of electric sheep?
00:51:55 Imogen tries again
00:58:25 Scrying on Laudna
01:02:20 Nice
01:04:00 Diorama
01:08:05 Pretty
01:10:45 Fixing Pretty’s PJ’s
01:13:20 Have you seen Ludinus?
01:25:50 Fearne is a tanuki
01:28:10 Chetney was freaking out
01:30:50 Sam unveils a shirt
01:33:35 Matt does Strong Bad again
01:39:05 Laura is in a rough place
01:40:40 Chatting up soldiers
01:44:20 Cute dog at the restaurant
01:48:35 FCG is jealous
01:50:05 BREAK STARTS
01:59:00 Art Montage
02:00:55 BREAK ENDS, secondary recap
02:02:05 Second recap ends
02:03:25 Prism is caked up, canon
02:09:10 Prism can’t lie without smiling
02:10:30 Prism’s abs (this is the most NADDpod choice Emily has made)
02:12:20 Learning a spell while teleporting
02:18:50 Para-scry relationship
02:19:45 Harassing a random courier
02:27:10 Marisha is suspicious of mail
02:32:10 Night of Ascension
02:37:00 The groups unite
02:40:55 Fearne confirms the threeway (One Punch Grimpoppy)
02:44:10 Serving Bundt
02:48:10 Serving hunt
02:53:45 Yes Prism, there is a Santa Claus
02:57:00 Running through Wildemount team’s adventure
03:00:10 Laudna is in no place to body shame
03:01:40 Commune chimes
03:07:15 Prism’s book burglary (tome taker, scroll scrounger, library lifter, page purloiner)
03:14:55 FCG meets Mother
03:18:55 Vasselheim seal
03:21:10 Meeting Dynios
03:24:05 Things need life to live
03:25:55 Team Othanzia also had a threeway
03:29:05 Scrying on Keyleth
03:38:35 I regret missing that hill fight
03:42:10 Matt refuses to name trees
03:46:55 FRIDA and FCG must part (for scheduling reasons
03:51:20 Clarifying whether Prism is good
03:53:25 Prism likes Orym best (good choice)
03:55:00 FCG smokes
03:57:00 Everyone talks telepathic now
03:58:05 FCG looks so cool (Emily leaves the party with a new gimmick for Sam)
03:59:05 Fearne collects body parts recreationally
04:00:25 A hat on a hat
04:01:40 Emily has some practice with southern accents for DnD characters
04:02:25 FCG is immune to cancer
04:04:45 Emily does not want the bundt
04:05:35 Many goodbyes
04:10:25 Big Orym
04:16:05 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 Old Spice and Witcher teamup
00:04:40 Intro cinematic
00:06:30 EPISODE STARTS (scallywags)
00:08:45 Recap Ends
00:09:35 Evithorir
00:15:45 Squatter’s rights
00:21:05 Map out
00:22:00 This battle is for Marisha specifically
00:24:55 Battle begins
00:25:50 Take on Me
00:34:25 Wizkids are rules lawyers
00:36:15 The Two Crew invades Exandria
00:48:25 Cracking the whip
00:57:10 Cloudkill counterspell
00:59:00 For Madrid
01:01:10 Telling Orym how to do his job
01:02:15 I don’t like it
01:08:10 Deni$e rolls her ankle again
01:09:55 Deni$e is distracted by Dariax
01:13:00 Jersey Security
01:15:15 Emily overloads on strategy
01:17:05 Giving Ashton a body
01:21:35 Counter counter spell
01:27:15 Dragging the body
01:33:00 Dynios is flirting
01:43:25 HDYWTDT
01:48:25 Lore stuff
01:53:05 Hishari lore
02:01:40 BREAK STARTS
02:10:30 Art Montage
02:12:30 BREAK ENDS
02:13:50 Back cracks
02:20:35 One broken bed
02:21:45 Deni$e makes a move on Bordor
02:24:05 Bordor begins telling the truth maybe
02:28:25 Bordor gets his book out and reads his story
02:32:50 Bordor makes his play
02:36:15 Big reveal
02:38:00 In closing, I kill you all
02:40:55 Prism dreamed the notes app
02:47:00 Everyone is just going to beat up Bordor
02:49:05 Learning about polymorph
02:51:00 Kill me as a spider
02:52:00 Long Laudna goes for the kill
02:57:35 Prism feels betrayed
03:01:20 And there’s the break
03:02:00 Laudna makes her choice
03:04:10 HDYWTDT
03:10:15 Didn’t get to use the poison dagger
03:11:20 Bordor was loaded up
03:15:15 Deni$e and Prism
03:20:25 Prism and Laudna
03:27:00 Orym takes a wider view
03:29:00 Bordor’s family photo
03:32:15 Prism checks Dynios out (Prism and Ashton)
03:38:35 Trees need cities to live
03:41:20 Pootie Tang
03:45:45 Real friends
03:47:05 Dividing the spoils
03:50:40 Dealer’s choice
03:52:15 The canary
03:55:35 Scrying on Imogen
03:59:50 Gliding into Jrusar
04:01:05 Bordor’s final words
04:01:55 Saying goodbye to the guests
04:05:05 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:45 Meme formats
00:03:40 Liam’s merch corner
00:05:25 Midst is very good, not sure that episode 12 is really an ideal first episode
00:07:00 OMG u guys
00:08:10 Intro cinematic
00:09:55 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:05 Recap Ends
00:13:20 Our cougar
00:16:45 Talking about demon summoning
00:20:00 Anxiety is confidence without the breath
00:21:00 Silvery barbs
00:24:05 Travel day 1
00:25:20 Are you pooping? (this is a Chekhov’s gun situation. When will Laudna poop?)
00:26:20 The familiars hang out
00:29:45 Matt becomes a cat
00:31:20 Narrowly avoiding disaster (Deni$e tricks a rabbit)
00:33:50 Ashton and Orym
00:38:10 Not to big of a lift
00:39:25 Fruit rollups
00:44:50 Am I missing an eyebrow?
00:49:45 Making a training dummy
00:55:15 Calm Ashton (mage Xanax)
00:58:35 Jennifer Cougage (bunny pillow)
01:02:50 Travel Day 2 (the crater)
01:08:00 Orym and Pate have a good relationship
01:13:30 Alien corpse
01:17:10 Prism ices out Dynios
01:19:25 Stone selfie
01:21:55 Dynios instructs Prism to be a girlboss
01:23:30 Prism’s smoke backstory
01:28:35 Laudna ate someone
01:31:50 Prism excuses herself
01:40:40 Prism scritches Orym
01:41:40 Travel Day 3 (not Thatcher)
01:43:05 Cleave out (almost sneeze)
01:43:50 Ashton and Prism
01:45:50 Laudna and Bordor
01:55:35 Scrying on Bordor’s brother
02:00:45 Who is Matthew
02:03:35 Bordor fails at fishing
02:04:55 Large fish
02:06:35 The nightly discussion of whether they should be heroes or not
02:19:35 Prism snores like a muppet
02:20:40 Bordor smokes
02:23:30 Always farting
02:24:30 Orym and the Wildmother
02:26:20 BREAK STARTS
02:34:55 Art Montage
02:36:55 BREAK ENDS
02:37:25 Deni$e is not able to secretly do a thing
02:39:15 Changing passwords
02:41:05 Travel day 4
02:43:15 Meryl and Charlize (the classic cliff challenge)
02:46:35 Orym rides Mother
02:51:25 Jumping off of a cliff… again
02:56:15 Always check the waterfall
03:01:05 Pate is not being helpful
03:04:50 Dream journal
03:08:05 The hill breaths
03:14:10 Shivering quiff
03:18:45 Get all the cougar names out, quick
03:30:15 A friendly greeting
03:32:05 Prism knows feet
03:32:55 Deni$e tries to dox Bordor
03:36:40 The obelisk
03:43:25 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:15 Matt’s Twitter got hacked and someone tried to sell Macbooks
00:03:45 Mac to you
00:04:40 I checked, Candela Obscura is not on PH
00:05:25 Laura’s merch corner (3 bear, 2 moon)
00:07:25 Intro cinematic
00:09:10 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:30 Recap Ends (Prism prepares to scramble)
00:14:50 Battle begins
00:23:30 Not the bees
00:26:05 Probably sticking with Abbadena for now
00:32:00 Dynios is daddy
00:34:10 Rolling into the hit
00:36:45 Prism is about to be in the stink
00:43:20 Dawn Daddy
00:53:00 Armor full of blood
00:56:20 Deni$e can’t curse this guy out
01:07:05 The tryst is over
01:09:50 The laxative hits
01:13:25 A little bit spills out
01:17:20 HDYWTDT
01:23:55 Orym protects Prism
01:28:05 A better timeline
01:29:55 Laudna is having a bad one
01:35:45 To be fair, would not have clocked Abbadina as more merciful than the party
01:39:10 Pink eye battle
01:40:45 Then the angel shows up
01:46:00 Barlgura
01:51:50 What’s that smell?
02:09:35 Deni$e does not get help (Abaddina now has regrets)
02:18:35 leash of blood
02:21:45 The ‘up,up,up’ meant something
02:28:00 HDYWTDT
02:31:00 BREAK STARTS
02:39:20 Art Montage
02:41:20 BREAK ENDS (Orym mounts up)
02:44:55 Fastball special
02:56:55 Hyping up the demon
03:04:00 Matt is rapping
03:06:05 Bordor touches an angel
03:07:45 HDYWTDT
03:09:20 The demon is less compliant
03:11:05 Wrapping up the temple
03:23:00 Don’t give away money
03:25:10 The dealing with the survivors
03:28:15 Parallel with Keyleth to Kima in early campaign 1
03:33:30 Borgor is bummed about the angel
03:36:10 Going behind a tree
03:40:15 Orym and Laudna
03:45:50 Roll for jerky
03:52:40 An eidolon from eyeliner
03:59:15 Tucking Abbadina in (Ashton and Laudna)
04:02:45 Arcade tokens
04:04:30 Winnie the Poohing it
04:06:05 Bordor and Orym
04:11:15 They never washed their hands
04:15:50 Not the kind of magic you learn in ivory towers
04:23:20 The scry
04:34:10 Enough laxative for everyone in Vasselheim
04:35:40 Dariax scry
04:41:30 Scrying on Bordor’s ‘home’
04:44:05 Bordor got a ring cam for some random house
04:46:30 Mother is GPS tethered
04:52:40 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 Nathaniel Twenty pushes through an ad
00:05:25 Laura’s merch corner
00:07:20 Intro cinematic
00:09:10 EPISODE STARTS
00:11:10 Recap Ends
00:12:10 Inventing the floating hole
00:13:50 Finding the nail
00:18:25 Dariax hair
00:20:55 I don’t like it
00:26:35 Marisha’s fan
00:28:15 Shipping Pate and Mother
00:29:20 Travel day 1
00:36:10 Bor’dor is really smart
00:39:40 Prism is turned on by arcane magic
00:44:05 Milk the cow
00:47:30 Prism is ready to pass out surveys
00:52:10 Hender
00:56:25 Doubling back for jerky
01:00:00 Collecting the tooth
01:03:50 Twin Peaks
01:08:15 Styling Laudna
01:09:55 Prolapse
01:11:45 Bor’dor can’t read (Proleff)
01:20:00 Loam and the Leaf
01:29:50 A rap competition
01:32:35 Prism was almost dodgy
01:35:30 Proleff needs a hair cut
01:36:55 Massive Laxative
01:40:15 Laudna is coming after maypoles
01:43:25 I hear some Wizards will send Pinkertons after people who violate copyright
01:45:00 Cerberus assembly cards
01:48:00 Two unknown gods: Cheech and Chong
01:53:20 Abaddina
01:58:45 BREAK STARTS
02:06:35 Art Montage
02:08:45 BREAK ENDS
02:12:55 Prism really wants the Scry spell
02:22:25 Bordor misreads the situation
02:25:05 Talking about killing the gods, even if it destroys everything else
02:39:05 Abadinna can scry
02:41:25 Loose directions (figuring out travel teams)
02:48:25 The meeting
02:54:00 And then it gets pretty bad
03:02:40 Coming out of invisibility
03:06:50 Missionary operation
03:11:45 The ghost is very visible
03:20:05 Chad is not a good fighter
03:22:20 Orym curses for the first time
03:30:15 Borgor offers a joint
03:31:40 Strong Bad at the temple
03:37:35 Strong Bad gets his cold one
03:41:40 Chad can be a sacrifice
03:53:45 The Flameguide (and Orym’s speech)
04:00:25 That’s unfortunate
04:04:20 Demon is coming (guards out of commission soon)
04:08:25 Map out
04:10:45 Second map out
04:13:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:15 Tears of the Kingdom
00:03:35 Sam is a distraction
00:06:20 Intro cinematic
00:08:05 EPISODE STARTS
00:10:55 Recap Ends
00:20:05 Orym checks his burner phones
00:24:55 Pate is back
00:34:45 Sloughing off
00:38:05 Aimee Carrero
00:39:05 Mona (Real Housewives of Tal’dorei)
00:41:55 Mona meets some really weird people
00:53:15 Nalewka
01:00:15 Hey Matt, what time is it?
01:04:10 Pate meets Mona
01:11:40 Laudna is making friends
01:13:20 Mona is actually from New Zealand
01:16:40 Pate pride
01:20:45 Utkarsh Ambudkar
01:24:55 Bor’dor
01:26:25 Going loco
01:32:35 Checking notes
01:35:25 Beer can
01:38:15 They forgot to clean the pantry
01:43:30 Emily Axford
01:44:30 Prism
01:46:55 Deni$e
01:47:50 Dynios
01:52:45 Any other guests?
01:54:55 Prism does her intro
01:56:20 Fun facts (this whole sequence is why Emily is my favorite)
02:01:35 Prism meets Pate (Pate can’t bust, canon)
02:02:50 The survey
02:05:15 Form of Dread (Bor’dor can’t handle it)
02:07:25 BREAK STARTS
02:18:00 Art Montage
02:20:00 BREAK ENDS
02:22:15 Map out
02:23:20 Sam Riegel appears
02:25:45 Battle begins
02:31:25 Getting back at Bor’dor
02:36:10 Seymour
02:41:50 Prism wrecks shop (this is the other reason Emily is my favorite)
02:44:25 HDYWTDT
02:46:05 Explaining the zinger
02:48:20 It gets better (two pyramids)
02:52:15 Laudna sacrifices the reindeer
03:01:35 Stand up, even when demoralized
03:05:30 Dynios rescues Orym
03:07:00 With context, the line is funnier
03:09:35 Bor’dor is doing his best
03:12:35 HDYWTDT
03:13:55 One corpse to another
03:18:45 HDYWTDT (Bad Boy)
03:23:05 Mother
03:24:40 Pate is abrasive
03:27:45 How does hearing help with the sheep
03:29:55 Making a decoy (can’t wait until campaign 4, when they find it)
03:38:05 The address is written on his sack
03:40:30 Camp of Presidents
03:41:15 Bor’dor and Prism
03:42:45 Emily’s character promotes smoking… again
03:47:05 Ashton and Laudna
03:51:15 Find the reindeer
03:52:05 Orym and Deni$e (and Dariax)
04:02:55 Issylra
04:05:25 Recreating the reindeer (imaginary imaginary horse)
04:09:55 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:40 Kirby died years ago
00:04:30 Candela Obscura
00:06:45 Intro cinematic
00:08:35 EPISODE STARTS
00:10:25 Recap Ends, Map out
00:12:45 Battle begins
00:19:00 Friendship ended with Fearne, Chetney is my new best friend
00:20:40 A moist enemy
00:23:15 Imogen can’t jump
00:30:20 Thanks Imogen
00:31:40 Hold onto your butts
00:41:45 Pumping the bolt thrower
00:44:45 Safeword
00:51:20 A message about period hygiene
00:59:10 Damn, FRIDA is smooth
01:02:45 FCG doesn’t last long
01:10:05 Laura does sound effects
01:12:10 Imogen is now Fearne
01:14:10 Sam’s flask
01:15:05 HDYWTDT
01:21:20 Chetney burns for love
01:39:05 Molaesmyr is lit
01:41:25 Watching a brick
01:45:25 The Wolf King mini
01:45:50 BREAK STARTS
01:54:25 Art Montage
01:56:20 BREAK ENDS
02:01:10 FCG gets exploded
02:06:20 National Treasure the notes
02:08:55 A solid piece of wood
02:10:00 Matt has to avoid saying strap on
02:15:55 The Ludinus’ notes
02:22:00 Gargamel is eating the smurfs
02:30:30 Printing the notes
02:35:00 Lore over, they try to plan until about 2:52:10
02:38:35 Beau, Caleb, and Vax
02:42:00 Uthodurn are scrubs
02:50:10 The Aeormatons share hoodies
02:52:10 Into FRIDA’s mind
03:05:45 Who can read the language
03:16:00 Laerryn is real boring
03:17:50 FRIDA’s gift
03:22:45 Chetney and Deanna
03:24:25 Deanna’s gift
03:26:00 Deanna’s second gift
03:27:20 Putting the Roleplay in ttrpg
03:30:40 Werefawn
03:31:40 Chetney survives the night
03:36:40 Commune
03:41:40 Changebringer gets in FCG’s face
03:44:05 Pelor comes for Deanna
03:49:55 A stuff doing coin
03:56:05 Chetney made the chair (RTA)
03:59:50 She donna remember
04:04:05 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:15 A very timely Fred Schneider homage
00:02:35 Laura’s merch corner
00:05:10 Intro cinematic
00:06:55 EPISODE STARTS
00:09:00 Recap Ends
00:13:00 Would not have guessed that Travis was a OotM kid, I was Destination Imagination myself
00:16:55 Mind giggles
00:20:55 Round here
00:27:45 Having origins in the trees
00:31:10 Everyone knows druids are bad at Nature
00:33:40 Nothing is worse than killing Jerry (Sam’s flask)
00:39:30 Chetney fights back a sneeze
00:41:55 A town for elves
00:47:20 Tiny FRIDA’s
00:52:55 Map out
00:55:45 Battle begins (Superman and Lois)
01:06:20 Chetney becomes an influencer
01:16:15 Travis cannot actually do a teen girl impression (worst cleric)
01:21:10 Travis is yaasified
01:26:45 Sam rolls sus
01:37:50 Fearne finds her power
01:38:35 HDYWTDT (a truly poggers kill)
01:58:35 BREAK STARTS
02:09:10 Art Montage
02:11:10 BREAK ENDS
02:12:05 Get flipped
02:16:05 Talking FCG through emotions
02:25:15 Wolf legs running
02:30:50 Donald Ducking
02:36:50 Wolf Hydra
02:45:15 Hot young Chetney
02:50:10 This animal has incredible GI issues
02:55:10 FRIDA cares about everyone
03:02:10 Vibe check
03:09:00 Chetney is making moves
03:19:30 Laeryn gets name dropped
03:29:00 Fickle Care Giver
03:36:00 Should’ve put some magic in the door
03:37:15 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:40 Sam Riegel: Mind Freak
00:03:35 Laura’s merch corner
00:05:40 Someone with teeth like that must know about food
00:09:25 Intro cinematic
00:11:15 EPISODE STARTS
00:13:05 Donnie Boy
00:14:15 Recap ends, Travel day 1 (also new art drops)
00:15:25 Travel day 2
00:16:15 Ruidus is on the down side of flat Exandria
00:18:10 Travel day 3
00:19:50 If you’re hot, you can’t be cold
00:21:00 Fearne milks Donnie Boy
00:23:35 Travel day 4 (Donnie Boy makes an offer)
00:26:05 Battle begins
00:35:10 Tossed raccoon
00:38:35 15’11” becomes 16’1”
00:43:20 Sam finds a goat blog
00:44:05 Talking to Donny Boy
00:52:15 Deanna and FCG
01:00:40 Imogen poops her non-existent pants
01:01:15 Commune
01:10:20 FCG and Deanna
01:18:55 Deanna is nosy enough to hear the kiss
01:20:05 Chetney’s old man roll
01:21:55 Chetney is second smallest
01:23:30 They progressively understand the raft was a bad idea, but can’t back down
01:25:55 Deanna does goat murder
01:29:45 Donny Boy is freaking out
01:34:10 Into the Savalir Woods
01:41:20 Confronting the werewolf bite
01:44:05 Ashley is doing object work
01:45:50 Differing perspectives on goat killing
01:47:45 Travel Day 5
01:49:55 Shutting down the motor (intro to monster)
01:58:35 BREAK STARTS
02:13:15 Art Montage
02:15:15 BREAK ENDS
02:17:45 Battle begins
02:21:30 FCG is the only one allowed to tongue FRIDA
02:36:00 FCG cain’t quit FRIDA
02:38:05 Crazy in love
02:59:05 Lady’s boat
03:01:00 HDYWTDT
03:04:00 Fresh wood
03:10:35 Talking to fish
03:14:45 Second mouth
03:18:25 Chetney is our king
03:22:35 Deanna and FRIDA
03:27:50 Travel Day 6
03:30:50 Travel Day 7
03:37:45 Riding the aeormatons
03:39:40 Blood muffins
03:42:45 Aabria is worried about Burching Travis
03:54:00 The Crimson Shades might be bad
03:58:30 A very disturbing monster description
04:02:05 Tchh
04:03:15 Roping Matt into the nonsense
04:06:30 It’s a secure line
04:10:20 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:15 Void: It Beckons
00:01:40 All the love to Marisha, she was up against a returning fighter, and she didn’t go down
00:04:35 Intro cinematic
00:06:25 EPISODE STARTS
00:08:35 Recap Ends, dice cleanse
00:11:25 They have banged it out
00:13:30 FCG is solely responsible for Ryn’s arms
00:19:00 Chetney is the bursar
00:23:55 Fearne may steal a thing (sponsorships)
00:27:00 Fearne flirts with a lord (I heard ‘haven’t encountered a fey as thicc as yourself’)
00:28:55 Fearne gets her ring
00:30:20 The King and Queen
00:34:45 Checking the body language
00:39:30 The Applebee Soulcycle (Aabria was waiting to drop that one)
00:44:40 Ludinus
00:56:10 Anthony Colness
01:03:00 New map (Sam’s flask)
01:04:50 The king’s memory
01:12:25 Receiving gift cards
01:18:10 FRIDA and Deanna
01:25:25 Troy Baker the elf
01:31:05 Moonavalomen
01:40:15 FCG and FRIDA talk through their crush
01:45:00 FCG didn’t kill Dancer
01:46:35 Putting the tongue to use
01:47:30 Jacquoby
01:53:10 FCG proposes a remodel
01:56:00 Faithful Care-Giver
01:57:25 BREAK STARTS
02:08:25 Art Montage
02:10:25 BREAK ENDS (Chetney and Imogen)
02:18:30 Payphone, like from the Maroon 5 song
02:19:50 New FCG voice
02:22:55 The Light Above and Elder Leeds
02:33:20 Abercrombie & Fitch
02:34:45 Matt never misses on a shopowner
02:36:40 Complimentary champagne
02:38:10 Chetney’s redesign
02:39:45 Imogen’s redesign
02:42:00 FCG’s redesign
02:43:20 Deanna’s redesign (damn, Chetney’s got taste)
02:44:40 FRIDA’s redesign
02:45:20 Fearne’s bougie redesign
02:48:15 The invents the hoodie
02:49:10 Getting stuff for Laudna
02:53:05 Asking about the date
02:54:55 Buttflap
03:00:05 Deanna spills
03:02:00 Strong champagne
03:03:10 Fearne pretends to do crimes to cover her religious impulse
03:06:45 Fearne’s prayer
03:09:45 Fearne tells Chetney to get busy (only one set of prints in the sand)
03:11:45 Girl talk
03:15:20 Laura has no chill (FRIDA and FCG are cute)
03:17:50 FRIDA screws FCG (sketch me
03:20:35 Matt is done
03:22:20 Laura wants the gloves
03:27:15 Jerry
03:28:15 Musky
03:29:40 Bell-bottom goats, you make my rockin world go round (Fabio)
03:30:45 Belle
03:31:35 Patchwork
03:32:20 Donnie Boy
03:35:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:25 Midst
00:03:25 Laura’s merch corner
00:05:10 Intro cinematic
00:06:55 EPISODE STARTS
00:09:35 Recap Ends
00:12:55 Uthodurn conspiracy nuts
00:15:35 Wilford Brimley
00:20:25 Chetney harshes the vibe
00:21:20 Star Wars is canon
00:22:25 Chetney works fast
00:25:25 Negotiating beds
00:28:50 Deanna talks about vacation Chet
00:31:25 Forming Voltron
00:33:45 First times
00:36:20 Chetney snores so loud it can be heard in shutdown
00:37:20 FRIDA’s room
00:38:35 Round Exandria
00:42:25 FRIDA’s dream
00:53:05 FRIDA starts to remember
00:55:10 FCG and FRIDA (enemy and friend)
00:57:35 Sam’s flask (Matt’s family has betrayed him)
00:58:45 Sam follows up with the shirt
01:00:35 The breakfast
01:05:10 Chetney in a ski mask
01:07:20 FCG has a third leg
01:09:25 Chetney rolls to see if he has a stroke
01:12:30 Macaroni (parmesan)
01:13:25 FCG is a food warmer
01:14:35 D&O begins
01:19:40 Exandrian Santa
01:24:15 Drix (Scrooge)
01:28:25 Craskkalids
01:33:00 Such a clatter (Mr Diclick)
01:37:25 Werther’s returns
01:39:55 Oltgar’s true thoughts
01:42:05 BREAK STARTS
01:53:50 Art Montage
01:55:50 BREAK ENDS (deep kringle)
01:58:35 Pymon firebugs
02:01:55 Olfart
02:03:50 It cannot move
02:04:30 Ehhhhh! (closed captions has this as “dolphin-ish whine”)
02:13:50 Map out
02:16:25 Battle begins
02:23:35 Matt is salty about the bull
02:29:45 Blinded animals
02:33:15 Child actors
02:43:50 Second floor
02:44:55 My Girl (Cocoon)
02:53:30 For the first time ever, Sam has remembered an ability
03:05:20 FCG sucks
03:09:50 Addam’s family scene
03:12:20 Shooting bugs with a gun
03:12:55 HDYWTDT
03:14:15 Chetney’s different this time
03:19:00 They find the craskkalid
03:33:10 Aabria successfully challenges a ruling
03:39:50 Does FRIDA like Fearne?
03:43:25 Part of your world
03:44:50 Polymorph solutions
03:46:40 Discoveries at D&O
03:54:30 Fearne has to save everyone's pets
03:56:15 Fearne plays plinko
03:58:10 The tragic demise of the craskkalid
04:02:30 Chetney and Oltgar
04:05:45 Oltgar checks his list twice
04:13:30 Goats and a sleigh
04:14:10 Go North
04:15:00 This is wonderfully stupid
04:16:45 FCG puts a button on the whole thing
04:18:15 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:25 Sam meets his employees for the first time
00:03:25 Xandis’s movie reviews
00:06:15 Laura’s (and Aabria’s) merch corner
00:08:10 Intro cinematic
00:10:00 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:15 Recap Ends
00:16:10 Chetney’s looking pretty good
00:18:25 Chetney will carry the shame
00:20:40 Chetney’s permanent look
00:21:25 Chetney’s drip
00:26:45 Frida is full of tongues
00:30:10 Language
00:31:15 Initiation to the pack
00:32:40 Did they bang it out?
00:34:15 Can I have advantage?
00:38:35 Who dares touch the goats (part goat)
00:43:55 Chetney falls asleep in the car
00:52:35 Uthodurn has a lot of extra voice acting
00:57:45 Imogen is spiraling
00:59:45 Sad checks (Sam’s flask)
01:04:15 Ukatoa (fear smells like Axe)
01:06:10 Chetney’s villain origin story
01:13:00 Not from around here
01:15:50 Alimony
01:18:25 The rest of Sam’s flask
01:22:10 Info dump about what happened
01:34:55 The Horn of Orcus might be released
01:37:15 Chetney’s investigation
01:45:15 Delayed messages
01:48:50 Cinnamon raisin bagels
01:51:45 Panic! At the Disc Gate
02:01:35 Werewings
02:09:05 Through the gate
02:11:40 Double spare
02:17:15 FCG doesn’t care about Deanna
02:18:20 BREAK STARTS
02:29:25 Art Montage
02:31:25 BREAK ENDS
02:32:55 The power of friendship
02:35:05 I guess it would be nice
02:40:15 The Beast of Veluthil
02:45:45 Guidance to remember
02:48:20 High stakes reading (we have Frida, and her)
02:59:20 Imogen is giving an architecture tour
03:02:25 Phonetic elvish
03:05:25 Chetney ghosts
03:10:00 Map out
03:11:45 20 < 19 < 25
03:18:55 The first time Dominate Beast has ever worked
03:25:35 The Wall Street bull
03:29:05 Genital check
03:36:50 Bull riding
03:38:40 FCG was right the entire time
03:39:45 Calmed emotions
03:45:35 Making Umadara cute
03:49:45 Chetney never found the lever
03:53:55 Umadara, The Sentinel Beast: a new Celestial Warlock patron
03:55:15 Chetney works these thrones over
03:58:05 Secret tunnel
04:00:05 Life is so fragile
04:02:30 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:15 Sam doesn’t get to do an ad
00:03:25 Intro cinematic
00:05:10 EPISODE STARTS
00:07:55 Recap Ends (half cast)
00:08:35 Everyone’s stank
00:10:00 Sendings
00:12:55 Imogen turns on Chetney
00:17:55 Staying warm in ToT merch
00:25:35 Fearne has been naked the whole time
00:28:05 Ooh, wah ah ah ah (Shoebill)
00:32:25 If anyone should die
00:34:10 Planeriding with Chetney
00:37:05 It’s here
00:39:00 Battle begins
00:50:00 Guests arrive
00:51:00 Christian introduces F.R.I.D.A
00:53:50 Aabria introduces Deanna
00:58:20 A spiritual Nick Jonas (somebody update the wiki)
01:00:00 All Aeormatons are friends
01:03:40 Laeryn can’t be here
01:09:50 HDYWTDT
01:11:20 Chetney and Deanna
01:12:10 Frudell
01:14:55 Chetney doesn’t want Deanna to be jealous of Fearne
01:19:20 Does FRIDA have a tongue?
01:21:40 She made the beanie
01:24:50 No killing (Chetney is so quiet)
01:27:20 Chetney doesn’t remember much
01:29:10 Deanna’s death and return
01:33:20 FRIDA’s backstory
01:37:45 Imogen is the main character (I think it’s Quiddie on social media)
01:39:30 Taking their face… off
01:42:40 FCG shows some leg
01:48:25 FCG will not survive the night (because he’s kind of not alive, it makes sense y’all)
01:50:05 It’s only been like a month and a half
01:54:35 Imogen’s laughter
01:56:45 BREAK STARTS
02:10:25 Art Montage
02:12:25 BREAK ENDS
02:15:50 Sam doesn’t know how dice work
02:23:45 Chetney is showing off his endurance
02:25:05 Chetney didn’t die in the night
02:28:50 Dreaming and baking
02:33:15 Chetney and Deanna
02:36:40 The real reason Chetney got exiled
02:38:45 Deanna has still got it
02:40:55 Chetney gets diarrhea a lot
02:44:20 Imogen has magic melons
02:47:15 Chetney grows all over
02:50:30 Talking about killing the gods because they aren’t sufficiently useful
02:54:00 The one true god
02:56:40 Look up
02:59:20 Disturbance in the force
03:00:25 Inviting people into the dream
03:03:50 The dream
03:12:00 The aftermath
03:17:10 Deep fakes
03:23:25 Robot vs. werewolf
03:24:40 Crack one into the air
03:38:15 Chetney resists
03:42:30 The old-fashioned way
03:44:45 Roleplaying shoebill
03:46:50 Robowolf
03:48:20 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:55 Octopath infomercial
00:04:50 Laura’s assisted merch corner
00:05:50 Intro cinematic
00:07:35 EPISODE STARTS
00:09:45 Recap Ends (Ira’s plans)
00:16:00 Trying to not talk to Imgoen (messaging Orym)
00:25:25 Getting Xandis off
00:28:05 Missing a lens
00:36:05 Chickpeas
00:39:50 A voice FCG doesn’t recognize
00:41:25 Some of their best friends are fey sociopaths
00:43:40 Egg shipe
00:49:45 FCG jacks into the mainframe (like Bambi)
00:55:05 Caleb the magic zaddy
00:56:50 FCG’s terminator vision
00:57:45 Imogen has the best of both worlds (be-wrong)
01:04:45 FCG is a big ol’ Daddy
01:14:40 Sam’s gas can
01:18:10 Pate’s nuts? More like PAT DEEZ NUTZ!
01:28:05 Husky Imogen is intimidating
01:30:55 The one time they forgot to check the ball
01:33:10 A Fresh Cut Crack
01:54:50 None of your business, son
02:05:40 Map out
02:08:05 Battle begins
02:18:15 Grasping shock (Mr. Mercer)
02:21:00 HDYWTDT
02:27:50 Sam would be a post-apocalyptic aristocrat
02:31:15 Hit’em with the guilt trip
02:35:25 BREAK STARTS
02:43:10 Art Montage
02:45:25 BREAK ENDS
02:54:05 Project Chicken Little begins
02:57:40 Foghorn Leghorn
02:59:00 The anime villains show up
03:00:30 Weaving my way (cool Laura)
03:03:05 FCG murders Ryn (and almost gets murdered)
03:08:05 Ashton is stone cold
03:13:40 I swear, if Imogen’s mom kills Caleb… (Uh oh regard)
03:18:10 A beacon
03:20:25 Map out
03:23:45 The bomb drops (and a surprise appears)
03:25:05 And that’s when Scanlan arrives
03:31:40 Ludinus makes an evil speech despite most of his audience being dead. Respect
03:41:10 Imogen talks to her mom
03:45:15 Ira is gone
03:47:55 Ludinus speaks to FCG
03:52:35 Ruidusborn glowing
03:54:30 Keyleth deep strike
04:03:35 Vax
04:09:00 Such a hot angel
04:12:45 Mister loads up
04:15:25 Predator Chetney
04:21:50 Vax in a box
04:23:45 The tower activates
04:34:05 Return to Uthodurn
04:36:50 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:50 The return of Gale
00:04:00 Gale is an absolute idol
00:06:10 Laura’s merch corner
00:07:40 Intro cinematic
00:09:30 EPISODE STARTS (Planning will extend until 1:15:50)
00:11:05 Recap Ends (Hey Matt, what time is it?)
00:12:55 Liam gets in character
00:22:25 The Changebringer gets more bloodthirsty
00:25:10 Ira and Laudna make out (Fearne steals from Ira)
00:30:10 Testing the propeller
00:34:05 Baseball exists, canon
00:40:15 The circlet helps Imogen
00:42:40 Chetney sells Xandis on the Kamikaze plan
00:47:15 Fearne reconsiders her role
00:53:10 FCG is ready to sacrifice Xandis
00:56:10 Fearne is also a valid sacrifice
01:01:00 Ira misplaced his spyglass
01:07:05 Distributing Danish
01:09:45 Messaging Keyleth
01:12:30 Chetney wants to keep the apron
01:15:50 Goodbyes
01:20:25 Chetney ships Laudna and Ira
01:21:40 Ashton steals something personal and irreplaceable
01:23:15 Bells Hells and Xandis
01:33:15 Skyship wreckage
01:39:20 Chetney freestyles
01:48:55 Getting past the guards
01:52:10 Getting recognized
01:59:50 Map out (in tents)
02:01:00 BREAK STARTS
02:11:05 Art Montage
02:13:05 BREAK ENDS
02:14:25 Battle begins
02:16:00 Bane Tony Danza
02:19:05 The Ring of Fire Resistance
02:31:20 Tossing Pate
02:34:05 Chetney humps the robot once
02:41:50 Thiccc robot
02:55:40 HDYWTDT
02:59:40 A ‘mysterious stranger’
03:03:40 LET’S GO-regard
03:09:40 Beau thinks Laudna is weird
03:10:45 The dirt wizard appears
03:20:45 Damn, M9 < Bell’s Hells
03:23:15 Are these guys high level?
03:26:50 What’s dunabis
03:31:20 Mentioning Marisha’s 1st character to Marisha’s 2nd character with Marisha’s 3rd character
03:39:15 Fetch (9 mighty warriors)
03:49:55 Would Fearne have flirted with Beau or Caleb?
03:50:30 The explanation for the post-Feywild rolls
03:51:25 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:15 Sam makes social media comedy
00:04:25 Intro cinematic
00:06:15 EPISODE STARTS
00:08:50 Recap Ends (near the edge)
00:15:35 Things happen that haven’t happened before
00:16:40 It has begin
00:23:10 Checking if Robbie is free
00:24:55 FCG pitches a Fast and Furious movie
00:28:20 Chetney Claus is coming
00:41:05 Messaging Ira
00:43:10 Chetney is sunning his moon
00:46:40 Orym is doubling down on flat Exandria
00:53:10 Residuum? Never heard of it
00:56:10 The gas cam
00:58:25 Messaging Joe
00:59:35 Chetney is suddenly a poet
01:00:45 Marisha barks (scry ball)
01:04:15 Messaging Milo
01:07:15 Orgreo the mobster
01:09:00 Messaging Ebenold Kai
01:10:15 Chet is done sunbathing
01:16:35 Top Gun
01:20:55 Travel day 1
01:21:50 Orym eats the speaking stone (messaging Dorian)
01:24:10 There is not enough room for two full parties
01:26:30 FC Tea
01:28:45 Dad Orym (everyone has kids)
01:31:05 The dream
01:38:10 Orym is here to remind everyone who the bad guys are
01:41:45 Is the Changebringer good?
01:43:05 Ashton solves the moral dilemma
01:46:50 Laudna and Ashton
01:52:15 The Helmet
01:58:30 Fearne and Orym plan to kill Imogen
02:02:15 BREAK STARTS
02:11:10 Art Montage
02:13:10 BREAK ENDS (justifying the Changebringer)
02:14:15 Travel day 2
02:15:30 Pike is so strong and cool (Is she… you know… a cleric?)
02:17:10 Messaging Pike
02:19:05 Painting the ship
02:22:00 Messaging Hexum
02:24:05 Bomcane
02:25:20 Travel day 3
02:27:35 Learning to drive
02:30:10 Messaging Mori
02:33:05 FCG messages Dancer
02:34:35 Messaging D
02:36:00 Hot robot (salty cookies)
02:37:45 Travel Day 3 (Darude Sandstorm)
02:44:25 Ashton and Laudna
02:47:40 Orym talks to the cookie again
02:50:20 Travel day 4
02:57:35 They forgot Fearne’s dad’s voice
03:00:45 Vengeful Ira
03:05:50 Long Ira
03:11:15 Mercerian detail
03:17:30 Mori says hi
03:21:20 Ira is irreplaceable
03:24:15 Predath-Os: The Apex Predator of this balanced breakfast
03:25:45 Love riding these things
03:27:40 Grab a burger at Taste of Tal’dorei
03:30:55 Yunis’s shop
03:37:05 Chet is starting to slump
03:53:05 Ira meets Xandis
03:57:15 Laudna takes necklace damage
04:00:10 One more message to Dorian (Matt is really foreshadowing another EXU)
04:01:25 Travel day 5 (magic storm)
04:07:55 Spiderman face
04:15:15 Travel day 6 (yet another storm)
04:16:30 Okay it’s actually a bird
04:23:15 Saved by the goldfish
04:26:55 Orym grows a seed
04:31:30 Keyleth’s message
04:38:00 Orym’s sister
04:40:10 Travel day 6
04:44:05 Imogen and Orym
04:47:50 Imogen and Laudna: the greatest roommates of all time
04:57:25 The Butcher’s Bib starts leaking
05:01:30 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:15 Brody makes a tubular return
00:04:15 Laura’s merch corner
00:05:30 Intro cinematic
00:07:20 EPISODE STARTS
00:09:40 Recap Ends
00:12:15 Everyone whispering
00:21:55 Tooting the horn
00:25:20 Laudna ate Orym
00:29:20 Predator hiding
00:33:00 No guidance
00:35:05 Sacrifice the fork
00:46:20 Let them fight
00:55:10 Terrosh the Lidless Slumber
00:56:50 Spitting rhymes
01:02:05 Drop a beat
01:04:35 Imogen really stretches the rhyme
01:06:15 Fearne has to scrape together a gift real fast
01:10:50 Classic Nott moments
01:15:15 Sam’s flask
01:16:50 Imogen parental drama
01:21:45 Everyone is greasy
01:24:35 Bringing back Pate
01:27:35 A bunch of mystery rolls
01:29:40 More Imogen history
01:33:45 Hold onto your butts
01:34:45 Sam drives Matt to drink
01:37:05 Travis is proud of his notes
01:42:35 Third nipple
01:43:55 Not big enough
01:47:05 A rhyming note
01:49:20 Orym and FCG
01:55:40 BREAK STARTS
02:04:05 Art Montage
02:06:00 BREAK ENDS
02:06:35 New rolls
02:11:00 Messaging Xandis
02:12:55 Contacting Ryn on the planerider link
02:13:50 You guide it
02:17:40 Drone Pate
02:22:05 Dueling messages
02:25:45 Chetney wants Laudna to make out with people
02:27:20 Messaging Keyleth
02:29:05 A portal to Earth
02:35:05 The dream
02:38:15 Chetney is in a tux
02:42:35 Chetney the super spy
02:49:35 Take a chance (stoned Ryn)
02:57:10 Switching clothes
03:05:55 Shania Twain
03:15:35 FCG is psyched about pain
03:18:45 Imogen’s hometown
03:26:45 Relvin Temult
03:28:40 FCG is not responsible
03:29:40 Talking about Imogen's mom
03:39:35 Playing with Flora
03:46:05 Horses don’t do well in CR
03:47:10 Laudna can’t hair flip well
03:50:35 Everyone is very important (wasting a fly)
03:55:15 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:15 Nord saga season 2 finale
00:04:45 Everyone is exhausted by the ad
00:06:35 Haley Sharpe is going to get the “Liam O’Brien” treatment
00:08:55 Intro cinematic
00:10:50 EPISODE STARTS
00:15:05 Recap Ends
00:25:50 Transforming Pate
00:27:00 Pate can’t fly
00:33:30 FCG may be human or dancer
00:35:55 FCG understands how the flat world works
00:40:55 Speaking internally
00:43:40 Nobody has good nature (ever-flowing light)
00:56:45 Ashton gets stuck
01:08:00 Keep the change
01:08:55 Liam breaks Laura
01:11:10 Take that Westminster
01:17:30 Cat mailman
01:21:20 Charming as Josh Gad
01:26:05 Your idea’s bad
01:28:00 Egad
01:30:15 Uninteresting werewolf
01:35:30 Eramad in a sweater
01:37:45 Sad howl
01:38:35 Fearne is no longer the stuff keeper
01:40:15 Messaging Imogen (666)
01:48:00 Putting people in the hole
01:49:45 Smoother than a mattress pad
01:50:55 Forgot to check the orb
01:54:25 Gloamglut (a jabberwock?)
01:57:00 Laura gives away their position
01:57:45 BREAK STARTS
02:06:15 Art Montage
02:08:15 BREAK ENDS (planning until 2:27:55)
02:16:40 Not good
02:22:45 Floating hamster (just don’t)
02:23:45 Suffocated guards
02:27:15 Loris Fearne
02:31:35 Map out
02:34:00 Liam trips twice moving 10 feet
02:43:15 Matt the rules lawyer
02:46:40 Sam’s flask
02:57:50 Pink Floyd video (more plans)
03:14:10 Things pop off
03:23:00 Battle begins
03:31:45 Divine coffee
03:37:35 FCG is defensive about machines
03:38:40 A big boom
03:39:50 Marisha knows to feather fall now
03:43:40 Moonfall
03:49:50 Working these beasts like he’s Crisp Rat
03:54:05 Ashton bamfs (an incredible pull from Matt)
03:59:00 Cinematic shots of the dragon mini
04:08:35 Sorrowlord Zathuda and Gloamglut
04:13:25 Full sprint
04:16:40 Keylething Laudna
04:20:00 Blaze it
Timestamp Description
00:00:40 JRPG voices
00:02:50 Matt is loopy for his ad read (Mercendise)
00:05:05 Laura’s merch corner
00:07:45 Intro cinematic
00:09:35 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:30 Recap Ends
00:22:55 Rehashing the entire campaign
00:25:00 Fearne’s child
00:30:55 Ira could smell that Calloway
00:38:05 Stealing the stolen crown and breaking the lens
00:39:45 Smelling the wolf
00:41:45 Pate meets Morri
00:43:45 Chetney is seduced by Morri’s wood
00:45:55 New face
00:49:35 Already metagamed
00:51:25 Fearne’s room
00:56:45 Fearne takes Chetney to bed
00:58:25 Fearne respects her elders
00:59:35 Hard to digest
01:03:00 The collection
01:04:35 Look at my stuff, isn’t it neat
01:08:50 Morri killed the Lion Guard
01:11:50 Ashton has some weird stuff going on
01:14:35 Ashton jumps to hyper rage
01:20:25 Oooh Aaaah
01:22:30 Fearne’s topiaries
01:24:35 Sweet Pea
01:26:05 Absolutely don’t trust this bear
01:29:25 Evil eye from Sweet Pea
01:34:25 Guest room
01:37:55 Debriefing about all discoveries (FCG is doing bad)
01:40:15 A little stoned
01:49:15 Philosophizing about killing gods and people
01:54:25 Professor god
01:55:05 Chetney is a god
01:58:25 DREAM
02:01:55 BREAK STARTS
02:11:50 Art Montage
02:13:50 BREAK ENDS (the dream)
02:30:50 They lose Laudna again
02:33:45 Post-dream debrief
02:39:20 FCG makes cookies
02:41:35 Naked Chetney
02:45:50 What is the nature of Sweet Pea
02:46:45 Travis is down with the kids
02:52:40 Morri gives directions
02:54:40 Getting answers to Fearne’s past
03:01:15 Smeared cheeks
03:04:45 Legendary cheeks
03:07:40 Boon biscuit reviews
03:09:15 Dr. Nesbit
03:12:05 Mister is territorial
03:15:25 Stun locked by a talking bird
03:20:00 Indigestion Grove
03:24:10 Making the terrain
03:25:00 Coming on the base
03:28:25 Horse boys
03:31:05 FCG sells out the group
03:35:15 Running from horses
03:36:35 Don’t
03:40:05 Map out
03:44:15 Battle begins
03:46:35 Stirrup
03:49:10 Koolaid Ashton
03:59:00 Dreadful misfortune
04:02:30 FCG stirs it up
04:04:35 HDYWTDT
04:07:35 Crossing the streams
04:10:45 HDYWTDT
04:12:05 Centaur pockets
04:14:50 Imogen casts Marine Layer
04:17:40 Fearne’s house
04:18:30 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:15 Giving Matt what he craves
00:01:50 A special message from the Thumb
00:06:15 Will Friedel shows up
00:10:20 Intro cinematic
00:12:10 EPISODE STARTS
00:15:25 Recap Ends (messaging Ashton)
00:17:35 Second message
00:19:40 Laudna is bad at lying
00:24:35 FCG is a curser
00:26:20 Chetney looks around
00:27:35 Ashton returns?
00:29:45 Sam’s flask
00:31:40 Ashton’s story (this sounds like a future one-shot)
00:43:15 Fresh Calzonay
00:44:35 Laudna and FCG almost attack each other
00:49:30 Lying sets FCG off
00:51:55 Professer Isham
00:57:50 FCG and the professor
00:59:40 Poking around
01:02:10 FCG’s background
01:04:05 Is this Matt’s best voice?
01:12:40 Bell’s Hells are technically homeless
01:15:35 FCG becomes an easy bake oven
01:16:20 Fresh light (Sam knows a suspiciously specific phrase)
01:20:10 Professor Sumal
01:24:15 Imogen’s background
01:41:30 Ludinus
01:42:25 BREAK STARTS
01:51:45 Art Montage
01:53:40 BREAK ENDS
01:55:45 Fearne waves
01:59:45 Ludinus speaks to Imogen and Fearne
02:08:25 Mind minis
02:15:40 Ludinus’s final statement
02:20:05 Ashton is still telling the story
02:23:20 FCG is having a great day
02:28:15 Ashton helps to intimidate
02:38:55 Smelling for Ludinus
02:42:05 Pate is having a good day
02:44:35 FCG has corrupted Orym
02:46:35 Reconstituting Pate
02:48:00 Ligament Manor
02:50:05 Matt has been broken
02:53:00 The Fey Realm (Matt noises)
02:55:30 Fearne knows this place
02:57:50 New animators
03:03:50 Don’t be creepy to the flowers
03:07:00 Laudna is scared of flowers
03:08:25 High fives
03:12:55 Everyone is turning on each other
03:15:15 Singing
03:18:55 Screams
03:20:35 Toucan Samming
03:28:55 Grandma
03:34:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:40 Drifting
00:04:20 Laura’s merch corner
00:06:55 Intro cinematic
00:08:40 EPISODE STARTS
00:13:00 Recap Ends
00:13:50 FCG does sound effects
00:15:10 FCG can help out with his tongue
00:16:40 Laudna trying to buy time
00:23:55 Laura breaks stealth
00:28:45 Pate has a bad time
00:31:10 The deception begins
00:33:30 Map out
00:37:00 Battle(?) begins
00:37:50 Invite only
00:38:55 Ronin, maybe skip this one
00:41:00 OnlyHeroes
00:43:25 Chetney gets ready to lay some pipe
00:45:45 Fearne rave dances
00:47:30 FCG is filming
00:50:05 No touching
00:52:05 Chetney is having to fluff
00:52:50 The actual fight starts (Cox Machina)
01:00:05 Imogen does her best to sell it
01:01:30 Multi-level map
01:02:55 Imogen and Chetney were both going to be Laudna’s scene partners, canon
01:05:05 Support SW
01:07:55 The air elemental sucks
01:10:20 It’s art
01:12:50 Is the bit over? (Horse Fearne)
01:16:05 Fearne’s turn could’ve gone better
01:18:00 FCG makes a command
01:23:25 Think we have the episode name
01:28:35 Instructions unclear
01:34:35 Mandatory Bane impressions
01:42:20 This is an upsetting battle (horse power)
01:46:35 Travis proposes a new kind of film (resisting the horse)
01:50:05 Fearne is going wild
01:53:00 FCG is mechanically friends with Laudna (but also might kill everyone)
01:56:50 HDYWTDT
01:58:20 Tight spot
02:00:50 Fearne stands over Laudna
02:05:15 Sam updates Ashley
02:06:15 Imogen yeets psychic damage
02:07:40 Back in the elemental
02:09:45 Scared air elemental
02:11:25 HDYWTDT
02:14:30 On the edge
02:17:15 BREAK STARTS
02:29:30 Art Montage
02:31:30 BREAK ENDS (planning and searching for awhile)
02:51:05 He takes his shot
02:53:15 Interrogation
02:54:00 Trimmed Bush Productions
02:56:35 Travis knows stuff about fingernail-based torture
02:57:40 Not judging
03:00:15 How do you kill a god? (huge lore dump)
03:19:20 Hardcore lore
03:25:55 Imogen negs this guy
03:35:05 Rin is cool
03:39:45 Rin’s interrogation
03:43:05 Yiosi cheesesteaks
03:49:45 Messaging Ashton
03:53:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:25 Sam harnesses the power of feet pics
00:02:25 What you don’t understand is that’s what you don’t understand
00:06:15 Marishannouncements
00:08:30 Intro cinematic
00:10:15 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:55 Recap Ends
00:14:35 Fearne is always naked
00:18:30 Ice bath
00:23:25 This bird just hates FCG
00:24:10 Travis breaks the chair
00:25:10 Pate vs Revenant Bird
00:27:05 We’re now just hunting this bird
00:31:10 Chetney invents anti-homeless architecture (Ashton is gone)
00:33:10 Ashley’s actual spit take
00:34:35 Laura bumps her head, then Sam bumps his teeth
00:36:05 Ashton gives a very Ashton answer
00:38:50 This bird is way more important than Imogen’s mom
00:41:05 Aydinilan Seminary
00:49:35 Judicators
00:55:30 Nightmare Carrot Top
01:01:35 The information just spreads to everyone
01:03:20 Security test
01:04:50 Fast Friends
01:10:05 Should we murder this clerk?
01:11:10 Getting attached to their new friend
01:13:00 Brainwashing is messed up
01:19:35 Plurple poppy (cutting off loose ends)
01:23:45 Fearne lifts Chetney
01:29:30 Where’s Orym (Orym vs. Chetney)
01:32:05 An empty roof
01:35:20 Skeleton gardeners
01:46:20 Flu attack
01:49:55 Everyone left
01:51:00 Treshi ball change
01:52:15 Halfling eyes
01:59:25 Flask shot (New Year’s Resolutions)
02:00:10 Warm thick liquid blasts all over Chetney’s chest (Home Alone)
02:08:25 Orym and Chetney stealth together
02:09:55 Things pop off
02:14:10 Weak team
02:15:25 BREAK STARTS
02:28:45 Art Montage
02:30:45 BREAK ENDS
02:33:15 They recognize a place from C2
02:37:40 Professor Ebenold Kai
02:40:55 Planerider Ryn (and Niles)
02:46:55 Exaltant
02:54:05 Ryn is the Essek of C3
02:59:25 The chairs attack
03:01:35 Predathos
03:12:05 Ryn kinda RULES
03:13:40 Planewalker
03:18:30 Chetney absorbs knowledge
03:20:15 Exandria is a pie
03:25:40 Laudna/Marisha works things out
03:36:35 Imogen is a strong independent woman who cries a lot
03:41:55 The Fatestitcher
03:45:10 Spill the pouch
03:57:00 Tall grandma (Fatestinker)
04:01:05 Messaging Morri
04:04:20 We forgot Ashton
04:10:20 Send them back to the casino
04:12:40 Cliffhanger
04:14:20 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:15 Contractors unionize against Sam
00:03:40 Intro cinematic
00:05:30 EPISODE STARTS
00:08:55 Recap Ends (Matt doesn’t describe the flesh)
00:10:15 Rainforest café (Laudna roasts Chetney)
00:11:25 Chetney has curly toes
00:13:35 Throwing a dead rabbit at Laudna
00:15:35 Discussing the theater
00:20:25 An official contract
00:22:05 Giving Pate a heart
00:23:20 FCG gets an extra tongue (Orym shows off his sword)
00:24:55 Laudna and Fearne
00:30:00 Uther and Orym
00:33:25 Fearne trains Laudna
00:39:40 Fearne’s hair is not gone
00:41:10 Ashton and Annaline
00:44:40 FCG’s rabbit
00:45:25 Annaline and Pockopea
00:49:40 Manad and Fearne
00:51:15 Fearne is still hot
00:53:30 Travel Day 10 (Reshipes)
00:55:05 Denalia is great
00:57:05 Sam’s wishlist
00:58:10 Qoreo (and Yos)
01:01:20 Orym and Chetney
01:03:10 The wolf is so bad
01:06:15 Orym slid it in
01:07:20 Seedling, the Wayward Pilgrim
01:08:20 Golden Gods
01:09:15 Travel Day 11 (stupid easy day)
01:12:15 Guessing Matt’s spelling
01:14:35 Yios
01:19:15 Lakecap Skyport and Lounge
01:26:10 BREAK STARTS
01:35:10 A Holiday Subscription for Love
01:37:50 Art Montage
01:39:50 BREAK ENDS
01:41:10 Captain Lyrios accent
01:49:05 Corpse Reviver
01:50:30 WOOOOOOOOO
01:51:30 Smelling cards
01:55:25 Calamari
01:57:20 Fearne has to poop
01:59:55 Detected thoughts (double decker)
02:03:55 Fearne the professor
02:05:45 The sentry’s hat
02:06:55 Asking cops where to do fun stuff
02:08:40 Cheating at games
02:13:10 The games
02:14:05 The slots
02:16:15 Fork of the Storm Game 1
02:16:45 Divination
02:19:55 Sexual tension
02:27:15 The worst joke in CR history
02:28:05 Griffin’s wall
02:31:05 Wow, gambling is great!
02:33:40 Chetney is swinging (fishing for a comp)
02:36:45 Fearne is mean to staff
02:38:40 Fearne is cancelled
02:39:35 Fork of the Storm Game 2
02:41:50 Imogen’s reroll
02:42:50 Dealer’s thoughts
02:47:05 Sam loves his friends (Travis is a cooler)
02:49:15 Table’s hot (impromptu performance)
02:51:20 Gotta come clean y’all… I’m actually Criss Angel, that’s how I post these so fast
02:53:45 Chetney likes the carpenter
02:57:10 Chetney’s test (more bad Vegas experiences)
03:00:45 Ashton diarrhea (they’re still in the airport)
03:03:35 Gas leak episode (please send shrimp)
03:05:25 10 gold tippers
03:08:10 Ashton and Pate (did Ashton… take something?)
03:11:35 Offering Imogen a bath (an escape)
03:15:25 Imogen and her mother
03:22:55 Orym cleans house
03:23:45 Landon gives belated advice
03:25:50 Tour of Yios
03:46:45 How many Mercers of hair?
03:48:00 The college office
03:49:40 Is Landon a secret dragon?
03:50:35 Birds attack
03:53:15 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:15 Ludo completes his transformation
00:05:25 Laura’s merch corner
00:07:10 Intro cinematic
00:08:55 EPISODE STARTS
00:10:50 Dorian’s reply
00:13:15 Recap Ends (stepping on Chetney’s line)
00:14:30 Winking at destiny
00:16:25 Going around and sharing fursonas (werehorse)
00:18:00 Werebass
00:19:10 The CR audience being horny? I don’t know what you mean
00:20:55 Kissing does not transmit lycanthropy
00:31:15 Fearne knows her fungi (everyone modulates their voices)
00:38:35 Twilight tigers
00:40:45 Pratting the tigers
00:43:00 Recognize the alpha
00:46:55 Talking Fearne through the high
00:48:30 Trying to get FCG high
00:50:25 Ashton/Taliesin offers some expert advice
00:51:20 This has been going forever
00:52:20 Chekhov’s bag of drugs
00:54:30 Connecting to the Changebringer
00:58:40 Orym is taking care of his high friends
01:00:15 Annaline and Chetney have a discussion
01:13:20 Chetney gets snooty about knife quality
01:19:15 37 doors (wereherbivores)
01:21:25 Giving Fearne a twig
01:25:25 Temple backstory
01:30:35 The Spirit of Savage Garden
01:32:25 Pitching a woodworking reality competition show (It’s called The Greater Wood)
01:37:30 Callback to the original opening sequence
01:40:35 Insight against Ashley (hammer measuring)
01:59:00 The offering
02:03:15 Fortune favors the sexy (Marisha has ball bearings)
02:05:45 Who has the rod?
02:10:05 Chetney prays
02:13:40 BREAK STARTS
02:22:20 Art Montage
02:24:20 BREAK ENDS
02:29:20 Chetney activates
02:31:45 Map out
02:33:35 Chetney’s expanded mini
02:35:25 Battle begins
02:43:20 Weretree
02:44:55 Not a TPK
02:47:15 Sam doesn’t know how to kill werewolves
02:50:40 Orym has faith in his friend
02:53:25 Laura is unimpressed
03:11:10 Sexy wolf
03:13:10 Fearne and Chetney might finally consummate
03:16:35 Hyper rage
03:18:45 Jumping distance
03:23:55 Fetch
03:31:10 Wolf Fearne works the pole
03:34:35 Get wrecked, Wolfgang
03:36:00 Laudna becomes blackout curtains
03:41:15 Holding the statue at stake point (recognize the alpha)
03:46:15 Master of Control
03:49:05 Ashton is just done
03:50:35 HDYWTSD
03:53:35 A new scar
03:54:30 Jump scaring FCG
03:56:30 Chetney had a great time
03:58:15 A new destiny (the ever present rash)
04:00:15 Only the hat survived
04:02:15 Team bonding
04:04:40 Orym gets a cooler sword
04:08:45 Fearne leaves a platinum
04:10:50 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:30 A dramatic radio play
00:05:20 Laura’s merch corner
00:09:35 Intro cinematic
00:11:20 EPISODE STARTS
00:14:20 Recap Ends
00:15:30 Imogen doesn’t know, but Laura knows
00:17:25 Messaging Imogen’s mom
00:20:55 Returned sending
00:22:50 Imogen and Laudna
00:24:30 Sleeping in the janitor closet (going up on deck)
00:25:25 Chetney wears stretchy clothes
00:30:55 Healing Chetney
00:34:10 Raise your hand if you’ll turn on the group
00:37:25 Pate ruins the moment
00:41:30 Orym messages Dorian (Ashton and Orym)
00:48:45 Travel day 4
00:50:15 Travel day 5
00:51:10 Travel day 6
00:56:05 Chetney goes bondage style
00:56:45 Travel day 7
00:58:50 A dozen is 20
01:01:20 Map out
01:04:00 Battle begins
01:14:00 Sorcery point song
01:16:15 Ronan made a good choice
01:21:20 New form of dread confirmed
01:28:55 Spiritual butcher knife
01:33:35 Scorching Ray
01:36:25 Mister’s first shot
01:40:30 Imogen summons… something
01:56:05 Sam messes up the reference
01:57:15 HDYWTDT
02:01:35 Every toy order in the world
02:06:05 Laura’s drawing
02:07:05 BREAK STARTS
02:17:25 Art Montage
02:19:25 BREAK ENDS (mouth fart)
02:20:30 Travel day 8
02:23:40 Camp in the studio
02:26:55 Everyone’s smells
02:28:00 Furgle Rock
02:32:20 Some Chetney backstory
02:36:35 How old is Chetney
02:37:45 A cabin
02:38:40 Be the alpha you wish to see in the world
02:41:05 Same question
02:42:20 Incense
02:44:15 Sam’s flask
02:46:30 Chetney’s Pate impression
02:51:05 Everyone goes wolf
02:57:20 Interpretive dance
02:59:40 Weretiger
03:02:15 All of the lycanthropes look so cool
03:04:35 Magic Mike
03:10:00 Which were creature is your fantasy?
03:14:00 The humanoid forms
03:15:55 Barinak
03:21:00 Talking to the Gorgynai
03:32:45 Sahyaadon
03:49:10 Yeyah
03:50:55 Werehorses
03:52:45 Were these furs people?
03:54:05 Twee cave
03:56:15 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:35 Gratitude
00:03:55 Generation Nord
00:04:55 But wait, there’s more
00:06:25 CR Mad Libs
00:08:25 Nostalgia for Winter’s Crest
00:09:25 Intro cinematic
00:11:15 EPISODE STARTS
00:14:35 Recap Ends
00:17:50 Sean Shashadri
00:19:40 Code in the cookies
00:20:30 Rebranding the group
00:23:30 Travis gets a message
00:25:40 Room 69
00:27:30 Telling Evelyn (Eshteross is fine)
00:31:20 Fearne’s pantomime
00:33:45 I’m Matilda Bradbury
00:35:35 Hodor
00:38:25 Eldritch poof
00:44:50 FCG takes the accent
00:49:00 Mail fraud 2.0
00:49:45 Word of power
00:52:05 Ashton accidentally becomes a cop
00:53:15 Ashton implicates themself
01:01:25 Speaking to Eshteross
01:06:55 Legend of the Peaks
01:12:55 The fly in Laura’s coffee
01:14:30 Why aren’t you reading the letter?
01:16:35 Laudna gets some interest
01:19:35 Insight from the back
01:26:15 Robbing Eshteross one last time
01:27:55 Pate is not sad enough
01:29:35 Wild out
01:32:30 A solemn goodbye… while all that is happening
01:45:15 Schwing
01:48:35 SAM’S FLASK HERE
01:53:35 Ashton kills Chetney prematurely
01:55:30 Pretty (playing the field)
01:58:45 Gotta go drain the bacon grease
01:59:40 BREAK STARTS
02:09:25 Art Montage
02:11:25 BREAK ENDS (Gondola Fastpass)
02:15:15 Messing up the dialogue tree (mama juice)
02:17:25 Imogen has had one too many
02:19:20 Promote the most unsettling people
02:20:20 Xandis
02:22:50 Dramatic pausing
02:25:35 Ball check
02:31:05 Matt’s teenager voice
02:32:35 I was talking to Matt
02:35:10 Making cookies
02:40:50 Chetney was in a woodworking montage
02:42:10 Fancy coin
02:45:00 TO THE SKIES!
02:46:15 Travel day 1
02:47:15 Travel day 2
02:49:20 Travel day 3 (storm)
02:56:05 Travel day 4 (Ruidus)
02:57:20 Imogen’s dream
03:01:15 Chetney wolfs out
03:03:50 Battle begins
03:11:30 Moon’s getting real low
03:17:45 Losing the urge… kinda
03:22:15 Meatza pizza
03:23:45 Oops
03:25:35 Chetney makes a move just a little too soon
03:27:15 Back to the dream
03:30:55 Messaging Mom
03:32:30 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:25 The X-men
00:03:40 Scary backgrounds
00:06:40 M9 are back
00:07:35 Liam does his best (Um, actually Cyclops doesn’t burn people, they’re optic kinetic blasts)
00:08:45 Laura’s merch corner
00:10:15 Intro cinematic
00:12:05 EPISODE STARTS
00:14:40 Recap Ends
00:19:25 Orym is shrinking
00:20:55 Pike and Fearne have a connection
00:24:15 The ritual begins
00:26:00 Orym’s contribution
00:28:50 FCG’s contribution
00:32:30 Imogen’s contribution
00:36:15 The resurrection die
00:38:55 The Phoenix
00:44:40 Insight Pike
00:46:50 Laudna’s been dead for years
00:49:20 Laudna doesn’t know things
00:51:50 Percy was ready
00:58:05 Double checking Laudna
01:00:55 Laudna is adjusting to reality
01:03:00 Fun scary (Laudna and the kid)
01:07:00 New Form of Dread just dropped
01:10:30 Percy finds out about Pate (touch the tree)
01:18:05 Fearne tries to steal from Pike
01:21:20 New Pate memory (FCG sneezes, canon)
01:24:05 Matt’s Pate meets the team
01:29:45 FCG has telescopic arms
01:31:00 Vox Machina is a dumb name
01:33:15 FCG tries to hit Percy with therapy
01:36:20 Incredible that Percy acknowledged that Tary was his friend
01:37:55 Fearne is something of a scientist herself (Gunkey)
01:43:25 Hurts every time
01:45:15 How to Train Your Monkey
01:48:50 Manners ball
01:50:10 Info dumping to Percy
01:58:55 Sam plays Mousetrap (Vex could rip some hookah)
02:09:00 Chetney makes his move on Vex
02:11:05 Vex, a character famous for generosity with magic items
02:13:30 Noogying Ashton
02:17:35 BREAK STARTS
02:25:15 Art Montage
02:27:35 BREAK ENDS (Imogen’s dream feat. FCG)
02:43:40 Fixing Chetney
02:45:10 Laudna gives Imogen a gift
02:47:10 Fearne and the Sun Tree
02:50:10 Messaging the Lord
02:55:50 FCG’s stink eye
02:58:00 Looking at the planet from the side
03:00:40 FCG’s gift for Imogen
03:04:10 Chekhov’s Horse
03:06:40 Messaging Shania Twain
03:11:00 Gilmore’s Glorious Goods
03:20:30 The Changebringer’s Temple
03:31:20 Casual prayer
03:35:20 Back in Jrusar
03:43:45 Oh no, what if Pate dies
03:47:35 Pate investigates
03:56:05 Laudna message
04:08:55 Eshteross’s letter
04:11:05 The Will of Eshteross
04:20:25 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:40 FLOW
00:05:10 Logo
00:06:25 Laura’s merch corner
00:08:10 Intro cinematic
00:09:55 EPISODE STARTS
00:13:10 Recap Ends
00:14:40 Chetney and Fearne have different takes
00:25:35 Low draw distance
00:28:35 Opening doors in Whitestone
00:30:50 Sam’s flask
00:33:25 Thriller
00:39:20 Travis, Sam, and Ashley sing about ribs
00:41:50 Real bones
00:50:10 Whitestone Andy
01:02:05 Fleeing the tower
01:10:15 Young Matilda
01:12:10 Horrible drawings
01:19:15 Breaking the fall
01:20:45 Double saws
01:23:30 Dynamite
01:27:00 Flipping the coin
01:29:25 Matilda goes to dinner
01:31:45 Ashton shows the doll to the audience (the necklace)
01:36:45 Nobody knows what Matilda’s parents look like
01:40:10 What is Matilda’s mother’s name?
01:43:15 Jump scare
01:47:20 Quick combat
01:51:10 Imagine this
01:53:40 Popping the ghost out
01:59:45 Chugging potions
02:02:20 Pumping everyone
02:07:05 Delilah
02:08:15 BREAK STARTS
02:19:10 Art Montage
02:21:10 BREAK ENDS
02:23:40 FCG comes at Delilah with therapy
02:25:25 Negotiating with Delilah
02:34:55 Why Laudna is special
02:36:15 Delilah has no only fans (the cosplayers beg to differ)
02:39:40 Secret treasures (children)
02:41:15 Chetney is a stone-cold liar
02:43:45 Marisha is pooping
02:44:50 Marisha reenters
02:46:50 Matt takes Marisha away from us
02:47:50 Marisha hijacks the chair (map out)
02:50:50 Battle begins
02:55:45 A beginner’s Delilah Briarwood
02:59:00 Nega-Sun Tree
03:04:05 Donald Ducking Chetney
03:08:15 Destroy undead
03:12:55 Spiritual Pate
03:21:00 Calling Ruidus
03:28:45 Matt’s wardrobe malfunction
03:33:35 Orym holds on
03:34:30 FCG cuts the rope
03:35:25 Hanging with Marisha
03:41:40 The tree goes up
03:47:15 Orym comes for his friend
03:49:35 Revealing Delilah
03:50:40 Orym leaves
04:07:15 HDYWTDT
04:10:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:25 A duet
00:03:20 The B-story
00:04:30 LOVM announcements
00:05:20 Laura’s merch corner
00:08:35 Intro cinematic
00:10:25 EPISODE STARTS
00:11:55 Recap Ends
00:15:10 Whitestone Spring Break
00:17:50 Keyleth is really cool
00:19:45 FCG has personality because he was an ancient killer
00:26:25 Keyleth knows that people can come back different
00:30:05 The Lord is in
00:33:15 Kynan Leore was from C1, he tried to join VM and got dropped by Vax
00:40:15 One day at a time
00:41:05 Stained glass Voltron
00:44:55 Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III
00:46:05 Gwendolyn
00:55:55 An example of Chetney’s craft
00:57:00 Percy almost kills Chetney
00:59:30 Chetney’s gift to Gwendolyn
01:01:25 Wolfe and Leona de Rolo
01:02:00 Vex’halia
01:03:45 Derrig was Liam’s character for the Dalen’s Closet one-shot
01:09:55 Pike Trickfoot
01:11:55 Okay okay okay
01:13:00 Steal it
01:14:30 Vex recognizes Laudna
01:16:35 Vex gets her spare diamonds
01:17:10 Sam’s flask
01:21:55 Two souls
01:22:55 BREAK STARTS
01:28:55 Art Montage
01:32:55 BREAK ENDS
01:39:50 Ashton follows Percy
01:48:05 The Trinklets
01:51:00 The Council of bears
01:52:15 Casa de Trickfoot
01:57:40 Dropping vestiges
02:03:35 Defeating Delilah
02:04:25 Pike has not gotten better at baking
02:08:05 Pike is getting morning wasted
02:09:05 An organic moment
02:10:30 Extracting the tongue
02:12:50 FCG’s soul
02:19:00 Vex has blown some minds
02:23:05 Vex gets lit too
02:25:40 Jacking into the mainframe
02:29:40 FCG still has no feet or tongue
02:45:05 Laudna’s cabin
02:50:15 Map out
02:53:15 Battle begins
02:59:50 Disco Ashton
03:09:10 The Win action
03:10:15 Fearne should’ve taken Percy’s mask
03:18:05 The dice tries to escape
03:21:25 HDYWTDT
03:24:50 Can’t they be bad at DnD
03:27:35 Spiritual bleach
03:37:00 GOADED
03:47:20 HDYWTDT
03:49:00 Top of the next round
03:55:30 HDYWTDT
03:56:45 Tidal wave
04:06:05 FCG is stressed
04:08:35 Super stealth
04:14:35 The reveal
04:15:50 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 MC Adverbot
00:04:40 Laura’s merch corner
00:08:50 Intro cinematic
00:10:40 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:00 Recap Ends
00:14:40 They killed their only note taker
00:17:25 Interrogating Treshi
00:30:15 Professionally confused
00:44:25 FCG tries to justify casting Ceremony
00:50:35 Ashton predicts the moral decline of the team
00:52:20 Taking notes on Whatbeydey
00:54:40 Sam reveals the flask
01:00:15 Messaging the Tempest
01:02:55 Chetney has history in Vasselheim?
01:07:40 Messaging Hexum (big waste)
01:10:30 It’s been awhile for Ashton
01:12:20 Shared Dream
01:15:05 Travel Day 2
01:17:50 Sandstorm skill challenge
01:37:40 Fearne screams
01:42:35 Fremen Fearne
01:49:30 Escaping the antlion
01:55:00 Saving Chetney
02:00:00 BREAK STARTS
02:06:05 Art Montage
02:10:00 BREAK ENDS (extra HP)
02:10:55 Travel Day 3
02:14:45 Travel Day 4
02:17:55 Soiled drawers
02:26:35 Fearne gaslights FCG (Fearne’s thrill-seeking)
02:30:40 Chetney and Mogen
02:36:10 Talking to Eshteross
02:45:25 Eshteross TPK
02:49:45 Calling back Keyleth
02:54:55 Lovingly looting Laudna’s body
02:59:25 In too deep (feeling that vein)
03:05:25 John Wick house
03:08:20 Show off the hole (Fearne is not allowed to carry important stuff)
03:15:25 Orlana Sheshadri
03:24:15 The proof is the lack of proof
03:32:05 Liam messes up the ad read
03:33:20 Chetney made business cards
03:42:20 Into Ashton’s memories
03:58:10 Kirk and Spock
04:03:05 Tiny Imogen and FCG
04:08:55 Awake
04:17:55 The people in Ashton’s nose
04:19:55 Messaging Delilah
04:26:10 Orym beats Keyleth’s scry DC
04:27:30 So dumb
04:28:55 Meeting the Tempest
04:31:30 Keyleth knows the type
04:33:05 Whitestone
04:35:15 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:10 Analog NordVPN ad
00:04:15 Laura’s merch corner
00:05:35 Intro cinematic
00:07:25 EPISODE STARTS
00:10:10 Recap Ends (FCG flashback)
00:11:50 Chetney flashback
00:13:25 Ashton flashback
00:14:20 Laudna flashback
00:15:45 Imogen flashback and decision
00:20:10 Map out
00:21:10 Laudna rolls a death save
00:23:50 FCG has to make a choice
00:27:45 Pants off DnD
00:31:50 Chentey considers siring Orym
00:32:55 Imogen runs to Laudna
00:33:50 New revivify item just dropped
00:34:40 Trim table (FCG reaches out to Fearne)
00:39:45 Fearne considers oblivion
00:42:25 Only got 30 seconds to save the world
00:43:30 Ashton makes an offer
00:46:20 Imogen with Laudna
00:57:05 Rollies
00:58:15 Cast your vote: Orym or Laudna
01:00:40 Marisha’s hoodie
01:02:25 Messaging Delilah
01:03:20 The coin is flipped
01:04:40 Fearne reaches out to Orym (Wildfire Druids get revivify)
01:06:30 Orym decides to return
01:10:55 Marisha leaves
01:13:55 Carry her
01:15:20 BREAK STARTS
01:19:45 Art Montage
01:25:25 BREAK ENDS
01:32:00 Carrying her the whole time
01:33:15 An old saying
01:38:35 Treshi’s story
01:41:10 Trying to intimidate
01:43:55 The rest of the story
01:45:35 Laura’s notes
01:51:30 Poop fighter
01:57:10 Master of wood
01:59:50 Planning conversation
02:06:45 Taking care of Pate
02:11:20 A flick of guidance (the lock)
02:14:00 Chetney samples the product
02:15:35 Chetney chases the green dragon
02:24:25 Potion of Possibility
02:28:50 Laura is keeping backup inventory
02:31:45 Thorough pat down
02:34:30 Party bags are filthy
02:37:00 Hiding
02:45:55 FCG mad dogs Chetney
02:48:05 FCG and Chetney (and a gift)
02:50:35 Discussing the storm visions
03:04:10 Messaging Xandas
03:06:35 Laura does a lot of crying
03:15:00 Salt from ToT (gentle repose)
03:18:10 Messaging Eshteross
03:20:55 Eshteross is Dutch
03:22:35 Chetney’s gift to FCG
03:25:20 FCG has an emotional breakdown
03:31:30 Reverse camouflage
03:33:35 Chetney has a “dynamite stick”
03:35:25 Sky ship extraction
03:40:05 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:15 Sam is a cat
00:03:20 Laura’s merch corner
00:08:10 Intro cinematic
00:10:00 EPISODE STARTS
00:13:10 Recap Ends
00:15:10 Team splits (Outside Team)
00:17:45 Scared to heal
00:27:00 Mister helps (pass)
00:30:45 Team Treshi
00:32:40 Quick trap check (falling down an ‘up’ escalator)
00:47:10 The lock recognizes the alpha
00:48:15 Howling at the lock
00:49:45 Treshi recognizes the alpha
00:52:05 Back to the Outside Team
00:59:35 FCG can be a car, not drive one
01:03:05 Get in, we’re escaping
01:06:35 Laudna and Otahan
01:12:20 Back to Team Treshi
01:16:45 We’re the Bells Hells, we’re not with you, you’re with us
01:18:20 Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal
01:30:20 Fearne opens the door
01:36:05 Otohan
01:40:30 BREAK STARTS
01:48:45 Art Montage
01:50:45 BREAK ENDS
02:02:15 Map out
02:05:30 Battle begins
02:08:05 Ashton down
02:11:55 Apologies
02:14:05 Chetney transforms
02:18:30 Imogen escapes into the house
02:29:05 Orym is out (Ashton out again)
02:33:25 Fearne is out (Mister’s revenge)
02:37:25 Sam will do an ad read while everyone dies
02:42:20 FCG has to choose who he likes more
02:47:25 Laudna goes down
02:50:05 Dorian Ex Machina
02:55:15 Chetney does not want to be left out
03:05:05 Laudna’s clutch 20
03:13:40 Orym’s final moment
03:18:40 Fearne down again
03:20:35 Careless whispers
03:25:10 Dropping Treshi
03:26:05 Messaging Otohan
03:29:40 Everyone is just staring at each other
03:32:00 Fearne’s last words
03:33:15 Chetney down
03:35:10 Imogen fights the storm
03:40:45 Wood shop’s closed
03:42:30 What would we do without Chetney (giving in)
03:44:10 Is she your favorite?
03:49:10 Dropping Laudna
03:52:50 Giving in
03:55:55 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 Sam brushes his teeth
00:05:25 Fearne/Ashley week
00:07:50 Intro cinematic
00:09:40 EPISODE STARTS
00:13:30 Recap Ends
00:21:20 FCG will go off
00:22:45 Who is the nicest?
00:25:45 Chetney Chiselhands
00:27:00 Bassuras Mint Pickles
00:31:20 Messaging Dancer
00:33:45 FCG cannot make faces
00:35:45 Who should disassemble FCG
00:42:50 Dancer
00:48:30 Whisper cam
00:52:55 Orym moves towards reconciliation
00:56:50 Chetney gets his first creepy message
00:58:45 FCG activates
00:59:55 The reunion
01:11:20 Origin of the tongue
01:12:20 Pints (returning the saw)
01:13:45 FCG has two HDMI ports, you have to set the right input
01:14:40 Metal is temporary, wood is forever (Chetney is done with this convo)
01:16:15 Ideas for new merch
01:19:30 Metal paints (science, it’ll get ya)
01:23:05 Joe describes Devexian
01:30:35 You know how people do brain surgery? (holding the saw)
01:32:55 Do a flip (surgery begins)
01:36:00 Chetney takes notes
01:38:50 Don’t do it, Laudna (do do do do do do do)
01:46:40 Getting in FCG’s head
01:51:40 Joe leaves
01:53:20 Karen culling
02:03:10 Nothing better than being a cleric who heals (making the tongue canon)
02:05:20 D’s nuts
02:11:55 Chetney will catch up
02:12:50 BREAK STARTS
02:19:15 Art Montage
02:22:50 BREAK ENDS
02:25:05 Laudna is struggling with the planning process
02:27:30 Wild magic
02:32:10 Am I gonna float forever?
02:34:00 Lots of broken things
02:35:40 Artana Voe
02:42:15 Let the gate drop
02:53:25 Rockman
02:55:40 Tiny weapon for Mister
03:04:55 Rockmond doesn’t know celebrities except Ratanish
03:10:10 Laudna flirts harder (and has been disappeared)
03:12:00 Liam loves his new ability
03:16:05 Deafening silence
03:18:50 Been awhile (crate AC)
03:30:40 Should we try and steal?
03:33:30 Ratanish’s hobbies
03:40:20 Soltryce Academy Wildcats
03:41:40 Chetney changes his appearance
03:43:10 FYI, two weeks’ notice is not a legal requirement, it just helps if you want a reference later
03:46:45 Brewch
03:51:50 Give him the hole
03:59:05 Ashton and Laudna shop for rings
04:07:05 Ashton and Laudna
04:12:35 Chetney’s infiltration
04:19:05 Reporting in
04:31:55 Fight time
04:34:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:15 Sam weirdly does a truly heartfelt ad
00:03:05 Marisha will outlive Sam
00:04:25 Laura’s merch corner
00:04:50 Intro cinematic
00:06:35 EPISODE STARTS
00:09:50 Recap Ends
00:12:20 FCG is in a bad way
00:21:15 Ludinus Daleth
00:22:30 Advantage
00:26:15 He is gone
00:36:10 Resetting FCG
00:38:55 Ashton tests the lens
00:41:25 Learning by breaking
00:44:55 GEMS!!
00:45:55 Shake weight
00:47:35 National Treasuring
00:52:45 Good wood
00:54:25 I don’t know much
00:57:55 Messing with the map
01:00:05 Trying to reveal invisible ink
01:07:10 Laudna needs to address her scalp health
01:11:45 Ollie’s mind
01:22:15 Leaving graffiti in the brain
01:25:50 Stay clear of the hole
01:27:05 The music box
01:28:25 Chetney takes charge
01:31:00 The Red Moons and Fred Boons
01:32:05 Uncut jems
01:33:15 Chetney is the bank
01:38:55 Laudna loves flight
01:42:05 Knowledge on a biscuit
01:44:40 Chetney rides Laudna
01:49:20 Rage room
01:50:10 Imogen does some unlicensed therapy
01:54:05 Emergency doll
01:55:55 Let’s kill all of our parents!
01:58:15 Fearne confronts her parents
02:02:05 Fearne’s child
02:06:35 The doll was just a bonus
02:07:45 Caviar and Pate
02:09:35 Pate is the only party member who is getting any
02:10:30 Orym and Imogen
02:15:50 Sending to Keyleth
02:19:30 Orym KO’s Imogen
02:21:25 Sending to Dorian
02:22:55 Sending to Dancer
02:25:20 The birdhouse is a’rockin (Imogen and Laudna)
02:26:30 Laura blows it up (Travis and Laura nod to each other at 2:27:30)
02:40:05 Art Montage
02:43:00 BREAK ENDS
02:43:55 Chetney has finished the whole therapy doll family (More FCG body parts)
02:45:35 Orym doing crossfit
02:56:00 You know what you did (4 points)
03:00:35 PVP begins
03:03:55 Initiative
03:06:10 Bassuras Dynamics
03:07:25 FCG is Ruidusborn
03:08:10 Hunger of the Shadow
03:09:25 HDYWTDT (but actually no)
03:13:00 Chetney was honestly going easy on FCG (HDYWTDT)
03:14:35 The aftermath
03:17:25 FCG awakens
03:23:20 The one-eyed monster
03:26:25 Chetney is impressed
03:30:00 FCG core memories (Andy)
03:31:55 Everyone except Orym could snap and murder everyone else
03:35:55 Oh dear
03:37:50 Coach Orym gives the team a locker room speech
03:41:05 Everyone wants the wolf
03:44:55 Who’s buzzsaw?
03:46:25 Imogen and Laudna
03:49:50 A lot has happened
03:52:20 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:35 Cutting the fight promo
00:01:50 The fight
00:02:55 The Lady Fingers
00:04:30 Laura’s merch corner
00:07:05 Travis tempts fate
00:07:40 Intro cinematic
00:09:30 EPISODE STARTS
00:11:40 Recap Ends
00:14:40 Imogen pukes
00:17:05 Catching air
00:20:10 Matt shares a weird body fact
00:25:20 Ambush
00:39:10 Ire of Maracris (Imogen makes a play)
00:43:35 Map out
00:47:35 Battle begins
00:49:20 Mary Christmas
00:57:40 Not trying to kill him?
00:58:30 Firing every bullet
01:09:00 And that’s one action
01:11:10 16 misses the leg
01:12:35 Curse these tiny legs
01:15:00 Laura is Imogen, Laudna, Vex, and Vax
01:19:00 Microdosing (doing great Brennan)
01:20:10 Speed bump
01:27:30 The real Laudna
01:32:00 Orbital decay
01:36:40 This was supposed to be a social encounter
01:39:15 Matt’s sound effects shape the landscape
01:40:35 Spiking a heal pot into FCG
01:41:50 Imogen’s silence speaks volumes
01:45:45 HDYWTDT
01:48:30 Birdie’s unconscious kill
01:52:20 They won’t be able to salvage the crawler
01:57:55 Blaze it
02:01:00 BREAK STARTS
02:10:50 Art Montage
02:12:05 BREAK ENDS
02:15:20 The Calloway Layaway
02:22:25 More rocks
02:24:05 Ball handling
02:28:20 Ollie
02:31:40 Ira has a top hat
02:37:30 Ashley gets scared by the crew giving her a mug
02:39:40 The telescope
02:49:30 Matt remembers Hondir
02:51:00 Ollie’s story
03:04:00 Nightmare mask
03:06:35 Our sponsors still exist (Chetney is back)
03:08:10 A Pretty situation
03:10:40 Birdie and Ollie’s love story
03:14:45 Chetney wasted Birdie
03:17:05 Fearne’s standup (USB)
03:19:00 The Morrigan
03:25:30 Looking at Ruidus
03:35:05 A city
03:37:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 Scam Riegel
00:05:05 Laura’s merch corner
00:07:25 Intro cinematic
00:09:10 EPISODE STARTS
00:11:40 Recap Ends
00:19:35 Yu Safiad
00:29:05 Fearne is Ruidus born
00:30:10 Map out
00:33:45 Battle begins
00:37:15 Can we level up?
00:44:05 Laudna is conflicted
00:50:20 Long whisper
00:55:30 Elaborate
00:59:55 Mixed signals (Birdie explains what is probably the primary conflict of C3)
01:05:30 FCG really wants to heal Yu
01:08:05 Searching Dusk’s pockets
01:29:05 Moonfall
01:30:40 3-sided coin
01:43:35 They don’t even know the name
01:48:10 Yu is everyone
01:49:25 Yu is basic
01:53:05 Hold music
01:56:00 Like mother like daughter
01:57:05 Fearne is all pockets
01:58:25 Erika’s victory lap
02:00:35 BREAK STARTS
02:07:00 Art Montage
02:10:45 BREAK ENDS
02:13:40 Laudna messages Imogen
02:21:55 Smacking Imogen
02:23:30 Bring back Rigel
02:33:05 I don’t know much
02:38:15 Birdie’s story
02:53:25 Laudna has one foot in the grave
02:55:40 When did the moon get there
03:01:10 Planewalker Ryn
03:03:35 What was your mother’s name?
03:20:00 Birdie loves Taste of Tal’dorei
03:23:15 Night Mare King
03:29:40 Respect the winner
03:31:40 Road trip seats
03:33:50 Riding out
03:35:40 Oh, Hondir
03:36:36 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:10 A Severance is canon in the Nordiverse
00:15:25 These unprecedented times
00:06:20 Intro cinematic
00:08:05 EPISODE STARTS (name rings a bell)
00:10:10 Recap Ends
00:11:40 Setting up the carts
00:15:00 Changing a tire with FCG
00:20:25 The tanglefoot maneuver (Chetney swore never to work metal)
00:24:20 You get to the start line, remove your wheel, and replace it with a guy
00:25:10 FCG’s warpaint
00:35:05 FCG can’t guide
00:36:40 Fearne did her best (what’s happening?)
00:39:05 Imogen recognizes Otohan
00:41:55 Fearne gets some bad rolls out
00:46:40 And they’re off
00:48:15 Race begins
00:51:15 D
00:57:15 Lead your shot
00:58:20 FCG is vibrating (turtle shells)
01:01:30 Chetney is loving this
01:03:25 Sponsored by Auto Zone
01:09:35 BEES
01:12:50 UGH
01:15:40 Chasing cars
01:20:50 FCG has an owl neck and jazz hands
01:23:20 Granny gets wrecked (remembering Kynan)
01:25:25 Knight Rider
01:29:55 Oh… no it’s bad
01:36:25 Travis will always be Grog
01:39:05 HDYWTDT
01:46:00 Werewolf driving an apocalyptic racer (FCG throws the horns)
01:49:10 Scott Pilgrim references
01:54:45 Horror dynamite
01:56:20 You got Crit’d (throw up)
02:00:45 Spiritual weapon because it’s funny
02:04:20 Orym drops in
02:12:00 Dusk drops in
02:16:30 Wilhelm off the cliff
02:17:45 BREAK STARTS
02:25:25 Art Montage
02:27:45 BREAK ENDS (bats)
02:30:00 Slam damage
02:31:55 Dissonant whispers
02:34:15 High beams
02:37:10 HDYWTDT
02:39:05 Roll that Slammage (HDYWTDT)
02:43:05 Laura loves the kagaronk
02:45:20 Down in kagaronk
02:49:20 Not invisible
02:54:00 FCG knows Laudna is driving
03:02:20 Laudna is not as good a driver
03:15:30 FCG had limited control
03:19:00 Every little thing
03:24:50 HDYWTDT
03:28:25 That seems dangerous (Fearne protecc)
03:36:45 Left it in neutral
03:41:40 Stuff Fearne took
03:46:00 Feeding FCG
03:48:00 FCG has an important message for Imahara Joe
03:50:25 Imogen and Laudna
03:53:40 Race recap
03:54:55 Laudna rejects Dusk
03:59:05 No thoughts, head empty (in actuality, prob a ring of mind shielding)
04:01:35 Chetney cold guesses Dusk’s whole deal
04:04:10 Dusk plays Fearne real hard
04:09:50 Orym can’t read FCG’s lips
04:12:45 Confused morning
04:17:20 Fearne’s family
04:23:00 Dusk(?) makes their play
04:27:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:15 Ashley expands the Quip Loungiverse
00:04:50 Laura’s merch corner
00:05:45 Intro cinematic
00:07:35 EPISODE STARTS
00:11:20 Recap Ends
00:17:30 Chetney the mime (how old is Chetney)
00:19:45 Pink hands
00:22:50 Etiquette montage (Bruce Fort, friend of Mike Hunt)
00:24:00 Fearne has Imogen’s stuff
00:33:40 Fey mail
00:38:15 Only Chetney (Gently breaking news to Fearne)
00:50:00 Dusk makes a move on Laudna
00:52:40 Imogen and Laudna (a friendship ring between pals)
00:57:15 A diegetic Making Its Way
00:59:55 FCG mediates
01:01:40 Exchanging rocks (FCG and Imogen)
01:06:40 Reach out to Delilah?
01:08:55 Remembering Dancer (oh no)
01:13:10 Orym and Dusk
01:17:25 Orym and Dusk fight
01:23:45 Reverse it
01:29:55 Gust the shmack
01:31:15 Dusk makes a move on Orym
01:34:35 I’m sure Fearne will be responsible (Ashton comforts FCG)
01:36:20 The music box
01:37:55 No paints
01:40:05 Flesh eyelids
01:42:45 Green gem
01:48:00 Fearne’s gift (the invitation’s out there)(Dusk wishes they were as smooth as Chetney)
01:49:20 FCG hair
01:50:50 BREAK STARTS
02:00:45 Art Montage
02:02:45 BREAK ENDS
02:07:55 Sam’s shirt (For the ease of the narrative)
02:14:20 Matt notices Sam’s shirt (guns for children/monkeys)
02:17:05 Mister almost kills everyone
02:22:30 Lots of chains in Bassuras
02:23:20 Laudna messages Imogen
02:24:50 Tanvir gave himself a nickname
02:28:30 A conversation with Ratanish
02:34:30 Otohan
02:45:40 Fearne makes a big move
02:52:05 Made of rats
02:56:20 Laudna message
03:02:25 9-inch glass cylinders
03:09:55 Race at dawn
03:14:10 Magic fungus drugs
03:17:10 Dusk just doesn’t know anymore (Mostly planning between now and the end)
03:26:10 FCG is R2ing
03:27:25 The crawler mini
03:30:25 Imogen mounts FCG
03:34:35 Chetney is a safe driver
03:41:20 Danger zone
03:56:50 Unfortunate last name
03:59:25 Close ups on the minis
04:01:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:45 MyJohnson
00:01:55 Sam gets cream pied
00:05:40 Laura’s gamer corner
00:08:05 Intro cinematic
00:09:55 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:20 Recap Ends
00:13:20 Fearne hangs out with Dusk
00:23:25 Fearne should start acting impulsively
00:24:20 Dusk alone
00:29:30 Oh no, Dusk are you okay?
00:30:50 Imogen’s dream
00:38:05 FCG is an ink jet
00:41:25 Not in a creepy way (sleep tells)
00:43:55 FCG is an intermediary
00:45:40 Orym toots constantly
00:47:35 Mom’s spaghetti (Imogen awake)
00:54:30 Imogen with a bob fanart
01:00:35 Tanvir the Rake
01:08:25 Orym has some dietary issues
01:10:15 Laudna threatens Ashton (had a dream last night…)
01:11:45 All-Minds-Burn Team
01:15:15 Sam is packing CR merch on the side
01:19:50 Ashton definitely was not one of these creeps
01:22:05 Justi Pross
01:27:00 Glasses off
01:29:05 Hivemind (dry weather)
01:34:45 The Run
01:37:20 This is all so tenuous, it has to work (Greymoore kids)
01:39:35 Finders Takers Team
01:41:30 How to give bad news
01:45:50 Esmer
01:49:10 FCG learns some backstory stuff
01:58:20 Fearne continuously destroys an explosives shop
02:04:55 BREAK STARTS
02:13:35 Art Montage
02:15:35 BREAK ENDS (Orym and Laudna shopping team)
02:19:00 Mom and Nancy (Little Georgie)
02:23:15 Orym supports Laudna
02:29:10 Marisha restyles her hair
02:31:00 No smoking in the fortress
02:32:05 Laudna messaging Orym
02:36:25 What’s a car?
02:43:15 This is how we duel (death or glory)
02:45:20 The one-eyed monster
02:46:35 FCG messaging
02:48:05 Matt compresses time
02:49:40 Erika inked herself
02:53:50 Imahara Joe’s
03:05:35 The Run details
03:10:30 It’s gruesome for FCG
03:18:45 You’re accountable for the words of your mouth
03:21:55 Prince Storm
03:24:05 Setting up FCG and Joe
03:25:35 Out of character desires
03:28:05 Chetney’s plan
03:32:20 No one planned like Vox Machina
03:35:50 Painting terrain (Fearne’s parents)
03:42:40 FCG learns a lot more backstory stuff
03:47:45 Erika is going to break that pen again
03:49:05 Consensually inspecting your capabilities
03:51:45 Joe has the hots for FCG
03:56:45 FCG pulls rank (we’ll always need wood)
04:02:15 Postcards
04:08:40 The Undercarriage
04:10:05 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:35 Sam mocking Matt
00:02:35 Male presenting nipples
00:04:15 Ladies night (and new album just dropped)
00:05:35 Laura's merch corner
00:10:10 Episode Starts
00:14:00 Recap Ends (Burt Reynolds is back)
00:17:20 Continuing your way
00:18:20 Meeting a robot
00:22:50 Orym burps
00:25:45 Taste of Tal’dorei
00:26:45 Abandon your irony
00:29:25 King Dressig
00:30:45 Errevon the Rimelord
00:33:25 Orym is the token Taldoren
00:35:40 Errevon lore
00:36:15 Exploring the menu
00:39:14 Dusk's whole deal (The Calloways)
00:45:55 Failing on the Werthers Dice
00:48:10 The peppers and breezers
00:50:25 Dinner theater
00:54:40 Slow clap
00:56:05 Matt finally gives a definitive date for C3
01:04:35 Fearne is an influencer
01:07:55 Imogen is better than FCG (the Winter's Crest Bowl)
01:09:35 Imogen crosses her eyes
01:13:05 Messaging the Calloways
01:19:40 Imogen rocks the shaved head (paper crowns)
01:22:00 RIP Grant Imahara
01:23:00 Trading with a Tal’dorei weeb
01:26:30 The mirror
01:27:50 What can I ever do to repay you?
01:30:00 The gratitude of a theater major
01:31:05 FCG is savage
01:32:35 Laudna and FCG having therapy in the gift shop
01:40:15 TOT
01:42:15 Dusk's fantasy knick knacks
01:42:55 Orym and Imogen
01:47:40 The Rime Lord turns over the table (giving gifts)
01:50:40 Misspelling
01:55:05 Planning
01:57:40 (W)hole conversation
02:02:20 Picking teams
02:08:30 Ring shopping
02:19:55 Chetney and FCG kick doors
02:24:55 Break Starts
02:33:25 Art Montage
02:35:25 Break Ends
02:40:55 They're not so different, FCG and Laudna
02:42:35 Farting is great
02:55:25 Furiosa style
03:00:20 A novel sewer system
03:06:55 Learning about Quokka
03:09:55 Fearne the Quokka
03:11:50 Marisha is killing it with the fun animal facts
03:18:10 Fearne gets caught
03:19:25 Mike Hunt
03:23:50 Laudna messaging Dusk
03:26:20 More Laudna messages
03:27:55 Imogen trusts Fearne
03:29:40 Too cute (Fearne just becomes an actual pet)
03:32:05 Quokka cries
03:35:55 Quokka vs. Gang member
03:40:20 Laudna messages not Imogen (are you and Laudna a thing?)
03:41:30 Ashton also provides couples therapy
03:34:15 Laudna wants Imogen to step on her
03:47:35 Fearne has learned her lesson (planning begins, and continues for the rest of the episode)
03:53:40 Sam pushes them towards the set piece Battle
03:55:40 This is actually great encounter design by Sam
03:58:40 Exfiltrating a giant hamster ball
04:08:25 HEY MATT, WHAT TIME IS IT? (Hole based exfil)
04:16:25 Travis was wrong about everything
04:17:35 Forgery contest
04:23:25 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:25 Hand wrestling interview
00:02:45 Flick Flair
00:03:45 Arora
00:07:30 Intro cinematic
00:09:15 EPISODE STARTS
00:11:45 Recap Ends
00:14:15 Shai Halud
00:21:25 Chetney got played
00:32:25 Dirty minded monster
00:39:05 Don’t try this
00:43:40 Ashton shadow boxes a rock
00:47:10 Don’t promise to lift the monster
00:48:00 Chetney gets conflicting orders
00:51:35 The airlift
00:55:40 Ashton is pinned
00:58:10 Shaking down the caravan
00:59:40 FCG has a flesh tongue
01:01:25 Bassuras
01:06:45 Imogen Knoxville
01:10:15 Meeting the bikers
01:18:30 Orym tugging on Ashton’s “leg”
01:26:55 This guy is not intimidating
01:28:55 Sam brings up the dartboard
01:38:05 Everyone takes inventory of their trash
01:48:00 Taste of Tal’dorei comes back
01:48:55 Ashton only answers questions on a delay
01:51:45 Fearne needs to mess with FCG
01:54:30 Fearne was totally watching
01:59:25 Chetney cleans house
02:02:05 FCG tells the story of the bird that hates him
02:03:20 Chetney and FCG bond
02:06:15 Everyone touches FCG’s grass
02:09:05 Chetney wants Pate and Sashimi to move in together
02:13:20 Erika enters
02:16:55 BREAK STARTS
02:26:20 Art Montage
02:28:20 BREAK ENDS (map out)
02:31:10 Battle begins
02:34:25 You’re blowing it, Ray
02:41:45 Time after time
02:53:50 Bald Imogen
03:01:35 We gotta go
03:03:55 Big bada boom
03:10:45 Nice try
03:21:45 Monologue
03:24:50 HDYWTDT HDYWTDT
03:28:50 HDYWTDT
03:30:30 Dusk falls
03:34:20 Dusk instantly just tells everyone their whole deal
03:38:05 Imogen’s new wig
03:45:30 What did I leave in here?
03:48:05 Fearne is a single mom
03:55:15 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 The VCR behind Matt’s screen (Ashley’s inner monologue)
00:04:40 Laura’s merch corner (SAM HIT IT)
00:07:00 Calamity
00:09:25 Intro cinematic
00:11:10 EPISODE STARTS (TikTok ends)
00:14:00 Don’t forget the cookies
00:15:05 Recap Ends (Chetney goes on a mission of righteous revenge)
00:22:20 Rescue 911
00:26:30 Roughing up a merchant
00:33:45 Smashing into the door
00:36:25 Now everyone wants to sneak out
00:37:30 Giving Ashley/Fearne control of inventory
00:39:00 Probing the hole
00:43:30 Fearne has the owner’s manual (pulling out the horn)
00:45:50 Orym’s gift
00:47:05 Don’t insult random woodworkers
00:50:55 C3 really downgraded the portable basecamp
00:52:25 Testing the edge cases
00:55:20 Supermarket sweep
00:56:30 Unloading Fearne’s pouch
00:59:20 Freaking out Eshteross
01:02:20 Chai ginger cookies
01:04:10 Fearne asks the real question
01:06:20 First time Dorian would’ve been useful
01:15:05 Khalil
01:18:00 Sam knows a single sailing term (Captain Xandis)
01:20:20 The Brum
01:22:40 Specialties
01:24:10 Orym does the Marisha Ray
01:27:25 Denalia
01:31:45 Shipping out
01:35:00 BREAK STARTS
01:44:20 Art Montage
01:45:55 BREAK ENDS
01:47:10 The Hellcatch Valley
01:56:30 Imogen and Ashton
01:59:40 Talking more to Captain Xandis
02:06:10 Orym does the Zephyr’atom
02:09:25 Gellidon is coming for them
02:11:50 Snake in the cloud
02:14:25 Ship out
02:16:10 MAGNETS
02:18:20 Battle begins
02:28:45 Imogen rages
02:29:35 Thinking with portals
02:38:10 Always do the Bane voice
02:41:40 Brain Stuff
02:45:50 Orym checks if he hit
02:51:05 Gordi is having a cool day
02:52:05 Chetney used up all his luck in the Prism Emporium
03:00:00 Good job protecting yourself
03:08:15 Double balls
03:09:30 HDYWTDT
03:12:00 Orym goes over
03:17:25 How’s it going?
03:19:10 HDYWTDT
03:23:40 Imogen can fly
03:27:15 Fearne doesn’t want to waste heals
03:29:15 Chetney was protecting the barrels
03:34:25 Fearne squeezes the eye
03:38:05 Matt has to describe an eye dissection
03:39:30 What of you?
03:41:10 Planking
03:44:30 FCG and Imogen
03:45:20 Dating Loudna
03:47:20 Pate is a creep
03:49:10 FCG defends his beliefs with facts and logic
03:51:30 Sleeping Laudna (giving Sashimi a wig)
03:54:05 Laudna is a changed woman
03:58:20 Laudna and Imogen
04:07:30 Laudna takes the pouch
04:10:15 You lied
04:12:00 Everyone freaks out
04:14:35 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:15 Royalty free lounge
00:03:30 Laura’s merch corner
00:06:50 Intro cinematic
00:08:40 EPISODE STARTS
00:11:40 Recap Ends (Fearne was a bit absent)
00:12:25 FCG being not creepy
00:15:05 Reviewing the Jrusar itinerary
00:20:25 Chetney island
00:21:55 Getting the names of all the employees
00:24:05 Driving down the value
00:24:55 Fearne serves Kender vibes
00:26:50 Laudna passive-aggressive roleplay
00:32:25 Kill Tua Tutwani
00:34:45 Fearne being not creepy to Ashton
00:36:30 Fearne pokes the brain
00:38:05 Smiley face
00:39:20 Ashton’s dreams
00:43:15 Sticky coins from Fearne’s pouch
00:44:00 Actually we know lots of toymakers (carnal desires)
00:45:55 Blurry Fearne
00:52:10 Dinah Vashur, music teacher to the stars
00:53:10 Ballet feet
00:54:50 Hexum
01:03:40 Examining FCG
01:08:45 FCG takes Hexum on an incredibly short date
01:12:20 Getting the statue
01:20:20 Ugh, 23
01:21:20 Laudna thinks Ashton is pale (wooden mouthguard)
01:27:25 Chetney takes Ashton’s measurements
01:29:50 Laudna has seen the fanart
01:33:00 I also can’t wait for the inevitable gondola fight
01:33:50 Chetney has the idea that FCG might have the soul of a dead person
01:37:30 Avicii
01:40:35 Protocol for the Lord
01:44:40 Eshteross can train with himself
01:46:20 Accomplished but not retired
01:48:25 BREAK STARTS
01:54:50 Art Montage
01:58:25 BREAK ENDS (Eshteross’s briefing)
02:02:45 Vex’s letter (Dictator)
02:05:55 Different episodes
02:09:00 Exploring the new map
02:23:45 FCG was buffering for awhile
02:25:35 The dangers of airship travel
02:27:00 Tonight, I bake
02:32:20 Sam attempts to eat an Oreo off his own face
02:36:55 Chetney tries to talk his way past guards for the first time
02:42:10 Sam’s flask
02:50:25 Werewolf background
02:56:10 Werewolf reproduction
02:58:20 Chetney is in control
02:59:40 The asteroid metaphor
03:06:15 Chetney pelt
03:08:30 The fault in our moons
03:12:55 Talking about Chetney’s control
03:15:10 Travis has a hard time holding the accent with Laura
03:18:10 Werewolf edging
03:22:40 Marwa’s Trove
03:26:40 Butcher’s Bib
03:32:50 Portable hole
03:34:40 Caleb’s Produce Flame
03:44:40 Zhudanna gets older and older (saying goodbye)
03:46:55 Anni Aughta is still cool
03:50:35 Interrogating Milo
03:56:55 Give Milo the blood bib
03:59:00 Travis peeks at the gas can
04:03:35 FCG and Imogen are psychonauts
04:17:50 Bloody wolf
04:18:45 Orym messages Dorian
04:20:35 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:15 For one night only, a C1 style game (feel better Ashley)
00:01:00 Hand wrestling
00:04:30 Sam has a hard come down after that one
00:08:20 Intro cinematic
00:10:05 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:25 Recap Ends
00:14:10 Battle begins
00:24:30 Laura does Fearne
00:28:55 Chetney is still curious about the other room
00:37:25 Laudna also wants to see the other room
00:38:45 Laudna and Imogen engage in some piggyback
00:41:50 Whatever happens it’s Liam’s fault (watch Liam and Laura)
00:42:45 The Yassification of Liam and Laura
00:44:00 Nice
00:46:45 FCG is in neutral
00:48:35 Who’s Santa now
00:50:45 Ashley rolls a nat 20
00:53:00 Movable rod
00:59:05 Matt tries to explain to Liam what Orym can’t do
01:06:40 HDYWTDT
01:10:00 The Yaassification of Marisha
01:11:35 FCG is now Dave Matthews
01:16:45 Matthew is unhinged
01:23:20 HDYWTDT
01:26:15 They come up with the single riskiest plan I’ve ever heard
01:34:20 The Yaaassification of Young Sam
01:43:00 The other team approaches
01:44:35 Imogen turns on the oven
01:48:15 Imogen is subjected to the Milgram experiment
01:55:15 Making peace
02:02:45 The Yaaaassification of Travis
02:04:50 Chetney makes the grab
02:06:05 Sam does his plug
02:09:25 Hishari lore
02:12:45 Chetney is an expert in coming downstairs
02:18:45 Mask of the Serpent
02:22:10 Laura almost makes the mistake
02:24:20 BREAK STARTS
02:31:50 Art Montage
02:34:20 BREAK ENDS
02:35:15 Hot both ways
02:37:00 FCG hacks up the earring
02:38:25 Fake betrayal
02:42:30 Marisha’s Fearne impression
02:43:35 The Prize
02:45:15 The Consequences
02:47:35 Trying to ignore Chetney
02:51:35 Long rest
02:52:40 Marisha is Yaaaaassified again
02:53:40 Unbluing Imogen
02:57:20 Bosoms Galore
03:01:55 Reading the last page first
03:06:05 Fearne has a pouch
03:07:55 Chetney meets his match
03:11:10 Uthodurn standoff
03:14:20 Post-standoff backstory
03:18:15 Picking up the bread (Grim Verity background)
03:21:30 Chetney takes one for the road
03:24:05 Travel montage
03:27:25 The papers are revealed
03:28:45 The Yaaaaaassification of Matt
03:33:50 Feeding FCG
03:34:50 Taliesing takes advantage of Ashley’s absence
03:36:10 Use them poorly
03:37:10 The travel montage continues
03:38:25 The Yaaaaaaassification of Liam once again
03:40:40 Horses have no souls
03:42:55 Blindspot
03:44:30 More Yaaaaaassssification of Marisha
03:45:40 Level up hp
03:47:25 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 Wow, Laura can really disappear into a role (NordVPN saga)
00:04:50 Laura’s merch corner
00:06:45 Prompter panic attack
00:07:35 Intro cinematic
00:09:20 EPISODE STARTS
00:11:45 Recap Ends
00:12:45 Poodle impalers
00:14:30 They have not planned for any of this
00:16:15 Playing dirty
00:19:25 Glass cutters
00:22:05 Freezing the metal wouldn’t help
00:25:10 Travel photos
00:31:10 More Hydroga art
00:34:10 Looking for museum info desk
00:39:00 Mission ImPockapee
00:40:00 Hydroga is a freak
00:42:40 The Creepy One
00:50:00 Du’adio, the Golden Dream
00:52:35 Attacked by cutlery
00:53:55 The tripline works
00:55:55 Laudna message
00:57:30 Found the earing closet
00:58:45 Sam’s Ruidus wheel
01:00:20 Found the bathroom
01:06:55 Slow open
01:09:05 Carry the rugs with us
01:12:15 The sister craft
01:13:15 Your fault
01:15:05 Chetney gets caught in a full Home Alone
01:18:45 Orym sets up the old Antique
01:21:45 Museum map out (first room)
01:24:35 Lyth Headdress
01:27:45 The Ruidus wheel progresses
01:30:30 Silly string trap
01:38:55 Second room
01:42:05 Push door
01:44:05 On the dais, Amodeus
01:47:35 Hallucinogenic gas trap
01:51:45 FCG and Fearne are still freaking out
01:58:10 The third room
02:00:40 The fourth room
02:01:55 BREAK STARTS
02:06:40 Art Montage
02:11:55 BREAK ENDS
02:12:45 Fearne bucks
02:14:05 Hazel Copperfield
02:15:40 Ho-hu
02:18:05 Haunted Mask of the Mountain…
02:19:35 Puppet attack
02:21:15 Battle begins
02:23:05 Bane
02:24:55 Back things up in life
02:29:55 Laughter
02:42:55 Everyone does a Marisha impression
02:44:35 Fearne kills wood (Laura loses her ring pop)
02:48:55 New map
02:52:35 Journal of Vespin Chloras (he released the Betrayer Gods and started The Calamity)
02:55:15 The Hungry Fathom and the Spear of Judgement
02:56:35 Ashley chokes, how embarrassing
02:59:00 Rescuing Chetney
03:11:40 Chetney’s feral need
03:16:10 The lion room (jumping the gap)
03:20:35 The Ruidus wheel progresses
03:22:30 Werewolf lockpicking
03:25:15 The Earring room
03:29:45 Wind Folly
03:35:10
03:36:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:01:25 The story of Travis and Laura
00:05:55 Laura’s merch corner
00:08:35 Intro cinematic
00:10:25 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:40 Recap Ends
00:14:10 Lime surprise
00:20:05 The attack
00:22:45 Multiverse
00:25:00 Ruidusborn
00:32:45 Historical figure lore
00:42:20 Matt implies that there are people powerful enough to teleport to the moon
00:45:50 Fearne wants to take the telescope
00:49:30 Don’t look at me, I’m roleplaying
00:51:25 Cosmologist
00:54:25 Is Keyleth Ruidusborn?
00:55:25 How old is everyone in C1
00:56:20 Vax stopped aging too
00:57:35 Eye of the Hurricane
01:01:20 When is now exactly?
01:06:10 Good whittling
01:06:55 Eye of the Chetney
01:07:55 Smooth product placement
01:10:25 Playing with the water pot
01:12:15 Fearne swims in
01:15:25 Michael’s product placement
01:18:25 Elemental Plane of Lime
01:21:40 Sniffing the wood
01:22:45 Estani saw the whole thing
01:26:10 More details about the Ashari attack
01:29:20 Chetney is the fake face
01:31:00 Cottagecore town
01:32:30 Three shopping scenes? In this economy?
01:34:05 Mosscobble wares
01:36:40 Fishing minigame unlocked
01:37:45 Limes are the new chairs
01:39:45 Glass cutters
01:42:15 The shovel
01:44:25 Witherbough medicines
01:49:55 The rivals bought everyone out
01:53:05 7 silver < 1 platinum (they forget about this, which is even funnier)
01:58:00 Knot Forgotten
02:01:05 Going décor shopping
02:02:40 Oltgar
02:03:40 Creepy puppet
02:05:15 Liam staring seductively at Matt
02:05:55 Jump scare
02:10:55 Chetney does face stuff
02:15:20 Guns
02:17:15 Maybe keep your mouth shut (sweeten with a lime)
02:19:40 Used ring pop and old fritos (Chetney has a crush or a rival)
02:23:20 Moongazing
02:24:45 Fan artists have given Imogen glasses
02:28:45 BREAK STARTS
02:33:40 Art Montage
02:38:45 BREAK ENDS
02:50:00 FCG splooges on the telescope (flat Ruidus)
02:53:45 More splooge
02:56:20 Decompose
03:00:25 Sashimi
03:03:05 Chetney plays with the box (a close call)
03:04:50 Pate moves fast
03:09:25 Imogen’s dream
03:15:35 Fearne didn’t manage to steal anything
03:21:30 Growing magic marks
03:28:20 Friendship bracelets
03:30:00 Puppet burlesque
03:31:30 Heist planning
03:35:20 Sugar daddy Chetney
03:37:15 It actually was that group
03:38:45 The DM urge to come up with a name on the fly
03:39:55 Matt drops a bunch of genie lore
03:41:55 Does anyone have questions…. About me?
03:50:20 Cleric check
03:54:55 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:01:00 New merch item: Special Aiming Pants
00:05:20 3 games in 5 days, it’s gonna be a rough week
00:07:45 Laura’s merch corner
00:09:05 Intro cinematic
00:10:55 EPISODE STARTS
00:13:30 Recap Ends, map out
00:14:40 Close to wood
00:15:50 Battle begins (top of the round to ya)
00:21:30 It’s again
00:26:55 Chetney takes Marisha’s catchphrase
00:27:50 Groggily
00:31:00 FCG is having flashbacks
00:31:30 Therapy works (at least 1d6 worth)
00:33:10 Party monster
00:36:25 Ashton goes right through you
00:38:35 An absolute lawyer move
00:40:05 Laura is blue again
00:44:55 Oh no, not the cleric… and Laudna
00:50:45 Legendary actions
00:52:45 Gonna be honest, never seen a kid eat a pen
00:57:05 I feel like someone in Exandria must have invented pizza, right?
01:01:50 Here we go
01:06:15 Laudna is hard to kill
01:07:55 Whitestone Andy was next rope over
01:09:35 Laudna crawls out
01:23:55 HDYWTDT
01:27:45 Fearne should not trust her instincts (Scritchies)
01:32:35 Two werewolves is too many
01:35:00 Critical Role is now in the pimple popping game
01:38:55 Chetney gets to work
01:41:30 Tassles for Imogen
01:49:10 For more of this lore, check out Call of the Netherdeep
01:53:30 Barracuda
01:54:25 BREAK STARTS
02:03:20 Art Montage
02:05:45 BREAK ENDS
02:15:15 Bingus appears in CR
02:18:30 FCG has very conspicuous spellcasting
02:23:20 The Firbolg accent
02:25:30 Uncut jams
02:27:40 Ashton is uncut
02:34:15 Fishing for rumors
02:36:30 Not a good place for books
02:39:45 Business horses
02:43:55 Splitting the party, but all going to the inn
02:48:15 Dobby Kingsman
03:00:15 The museum
03:05:30 A Waters into a Hogan
03:12:15 Everyone asks about FCG
03:14:10 Sneezing is not normal, I never sneeze
03:18:00 Estani
03:23:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:01:10 Finger wrestling
00:04:40 Big Boiii
00:07:20 Laura’s merch corner
00:09:20 Intro cinematic
00:11:10 EPISODE STARTS
00:13:20 Recap Ends
00:16:50 Imogen and Laudna
00:24:55 Sam unveils the flask
00:27:10 Marisha lays down the law
00:28:00 FCG is normal for him
00:30:05 Fearne and Chetney both had bad nights
00:33:40 The Gnarlrock
00:40:10 Opinions are like opera
00:41:00 Fearne becomes a shade mother (also, Fearne backstory)
00:44:05 Laudna gives Chetney dating advice
00:45:45 Chetney took care of himself and no holes were invaded
00:46:45 Fearne will go through this entire party
00:49:20 Zhudonna is very old and cute
00:54:15 Meeting Hexum
00:56:05 Messing with the filters
00:57:25 Hexum’s quest
01:05:25 FCG is worth a lot
01:12:45 Fearne and Laudna summarize the last couple episodes
01:15:45 People start leaving the theater
01:20:25 Fearne loves Eshteross
01:21:40 Bellz Heckz
01:25:00 Pent up energy
01:28:05 Matt tweaks the action economy of his homebrew
01:32:35 Orym rides FCG
01:34:00 No sillgoats from the horsemonger
01:38:20 Please get a chariot
01:42:10 Describing the horses (horse with hands)
01:44:30 Chetney is the alpha
01:46:15 Imogen and Chetney talk about the storm
01:49:50 Recognize The Alpha
01:51:30 Third character
01:53:30 The party is made of spell components
01:56:25 BREAK STARTS
02:05:25 Art Montage
02:06:30 BREAK ENDS (new set lighting)
02:09:40 Passing out the horses
02:11:55 Fake leg Halloween costume
02:13:20 Day 1
02:13:55 Sam is an artist
02:18:35 Rabbit hunt
02:26:15 Making the grab
02:30:15 Horse names
02:32:25 Rabbit saliva (sixth horse)
02:38:40 Waning its way
02:41:20 FCG lighthouse (or maybe a tree)
02:43:35 Fearne’s family’s names
02:46:00 Feywild shard
02:57:10 Sam doesn’t know what sorcerers are
02:53:30 Fearne reaches out to the Fey
02:55:25 Day 2
02:58:40 Fearne and Ashton (Ashton was soft)
03:02:35 Watching Pate dance
03:03:25 Laudna drops backstory bombs
03:07:15 The worst thing that’s ever happened to me has already happened
03:14:40 Day 3
03:24:40 Chromatic rose
03:30:15 FCG and Imogen go deep and hard inside each other
03:34:35 Imogen and FCG hug it out
03:35:55 Were we supposed to be watching?
03:38:05 Chetney and Orym
03:40:20 Orym’s backstory
03:47:50 Day 4
03:51:55 Almost getting Ashton backstory
03:56:15 Trying to entice the fairy
04:02:30 Ashton takes care of the fairy
04:04:40 Fearne has no time for this
04:08:25 Angler tree
04:11:15 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:10 Haxorz click together
00:03:25 The actual most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen on CR
00:04:20 The face goes back to normal
00:05:55 Intro cinematic
00:07:45 EPISODE STARTS
00:11:35 Recap Ends
00:12:55 Cackoon
00:15:00 Sloughing
00:16:20 Balls
00:20:20 Big bear
00:26:10 Mind condom
00:28:00 Smoke is a bad idea
00:30:00 Visual aid
00:46:05 Map out
00:50:10 Battle begins
00:51:10 Sam unveils the gas can
00:54:05 Laudna and Laura look the same
00:55:35 Accidentally finding Mother’s weakness
01:03:05 Chetney benches 325, canon
01:03:35 Chetney let the dogs out
01:04:55 Orym loses himself in the music, the moment
01:10:15 The Shade Mother is real gross
01:14:15 Feeding the children
01:15:05 So hiiiiiiiigh
01:18:55 SHIELD
01:23:00 FCG got sliced
01:30:55 Mind bullets (that’s telekinesis, Kyle)
01:45:45 Uh oh
01:49:55 FCG pulls the lever
01:52:30 What did you do?
01:54:10 Bustin makes me feel good
01:57:30 Continue your turn, please
02:06:35 Orym causes an industrial accident
02:11:35 Something cool
02:16:25 Riding the ball
02:21:10 Sam mocking other people for not knowing DnD
02:23:35 Sam does not know how legs work
02:27:40 Marisha is having a bad night
02:29:30 HDYWTDT
02:30:25 Lick salt
02:31:10 BREAK STARTS
02:36:00 Art Montage
02:41:10 BREAK ENDS
02:53:30 Laudna stays up
03:05:50 Chetney keeps his cover
03:07:10 FCG still misses his coin
03:17:30 Extra patches
03:18:20 Emerit Redbuble
03:21:10 Laudna is falling apart
03:26:05 Eating caltrops is dangerous
03:27:05 Sit and Spin jingle
03:28:10 Pretty returns
03:32:20 FCG and Laudna are equally cold
03:32:55 Chetney has a nurse
03:34:45 Messaging Dorian
03:36:35 Call of the wolf
03:38:25 How hurd are you?
03:40:20 Imogen is pretty hard
03:45:15 Ashton and Laudna
03:50:10 Fearne was there the whole time
03:52:20 Imogen stays hydrated
03:54:05 Watching Ashton sleep
03:55:05 Fearne just thought it’d be funny
03:56:15 Checking on Chetney
03:57:45 Wakeup call
04:00:05 Examining the mystery stone
04:07:05 Imogen uses the palantir
04:11:55 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:55 Sam’s mouth is the biggest Brushie ever had
00:05:30 Theater show info
00:07:15 Intro cinematic
00:09:00 EPISODE STARTS
00:10:30 Recap Ends
00:13:00 Panic room
00:14:20 Sharing a bed (booby trapped ship)
00:15:40 Ashton’s gift
00:17:35 Fantasy uggs
00:21:45 Tasting the ring
00:32:25 Not sure if Fearne is being sarcastic
00:36:15 How dare you, Imogen
00:37:35 Matt just steps on everyone’s innuendos
00:39:15 Curved tunnels (Fearne’s spire knowledge)
00:41:00 Shocker spires
00:42:15 Anthropogenic spire change
00:44:35 Map screen
00:47:50 FCG’s bird grudge
00:50:25 Exandrian evolution
01:00:55 Speaking with the Greenseekers
01:02:25 Speaking Marquesian
01:07:15 Sit and spin
01:11:45 Keep the tooth
01:17:05 Don’t discuss clients
01:20:30 Bell’s Hells
01:22:50 Honorary Greenseekers
01:24:50 Patches
01:33:25 Sam’s gas can
01:34:30 Hoods up
01:36:25 Nott the best detective agency
01:41:50 A huge goat
01:44:10 Ogdes
01:46:30 Bird in the beak, rat in the sheets
01:47:35 BREAK STARTS
01:57:35 BREAK ENDS
02:01:05 Liam helps
02:02:30 Ogdes makes demands
02:06:45 A full couple’s therapy session begins
02:13:55 Time’s up
02:14:50 Married to the work
02:16:10 Just like the always say
02:21:30 What’s the book?
02:23:00 The second time that Laudna was so scary she knocked someone out
02:25:45 The New World Searchers
02:29:00 Platinum in a fanny pack
02:32:20 Pink lady
02:33:45 Detecting thoughts
02:36:05 Chetney already switched the coin
02:37:00 Fearne is eating during the interrogation
02:43:05 Laudna loses a toe
02:44:25 Scraping its way
02:45:10 Orym is squished
02:48:40 Freaking out Imogen
02:49:55 A fork ahead
02:50:35 Carved shaft
02:55:55 Game over man
02:56:45 Map out
02:59:10 I want it that way
03:01:15 Rollies
03:02:40 Emotional damage
03:03:35 Battle begins
03:14:05 That’s what I meant (Laudna did her best)
03:17:05 Spiritual bullseye
03:19:05 Gus comes in clutch
03:26:45 Laura is Laudna
03:31:05 Colorguard combat
03:35:05 Laura gives Marisha her luck
03:38:25 Laudna is a creepy princess
03:45:00 Marisha learns about the bullseye
03:47:30 Storm orb
03:49:40 Is that your turn Laudna?
04:02:20 Protect the wood (blood maledict)
04:03:45 Natural 40
04:04:55 HDYWTDT
04:06:30 Marisha is fully on the table
04:07:15 Quicker than a ray of frost
04:12:10 Heal us Sam
04:15:40 Happy feel-good times
04:18:15 The only man she’s ever loved
04:21:10 Write your notes, Laura
04:22:35 The cocoon
04:27:40 Touch Chetney’s shoulder (attack planning begins)
04:32:05 Planning done, they advance
04:37:45 Chetney’s discovery
04:42:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 Skillzshare
00:01:10 Sam gets existential
00:05:00 Laura’s merch corner
00:08:45 Intro cinematic
00:10:30 EPISODE STARTS
00:11:35 There was an attempt
00:14:15 Recap Ends
00:17:55 He’s going to die
00:21:30 I am become rollies (combat begins)
00:23:05 Taliesin can be hard to read
00:33:20 Not that kind of doctor
00:39:20 Bet against Ashton
00:41:20 Now kiss
00:42:30 Confirmed hot
00:47:10 Get to the heal, FCG
00:48:40 Ratanish does an ad read
00:52:15 10 fingers
00:56:05 Father
00:58:50 Cleaning Ashton’s face
01:00:50 Never look Laudna directly in the eye
01:01:35 Fearne backs up Ashton’s lie
01:03:35 Imogen is awkward at parties
01:04:40 Chetney gets Southern
01:06:05 Just walk over here
01:08:15 More Southern Chetney
01:11:00 Laura using Sending responsibly is a trip (Cyrus paying his debts)
01:15:05 Fearne forgot what the goal was
01:16:20 FEARNE NO!!
01:19:55 Laudna is very enticing
01:22:35 What is the Sending Stone’s ringtone
01:23:10 Negotiating with Fearne not to do something dumb
01:25:50 Lorelei DeRolo
01:28:35 Aston and Ratanish
01:34:55 Riegel
01:37:55 FCG does not trust Fearne
01:38:55 Fearne is so bad at lying
01:46:10 Also, I have to pee
01:49:30 Everyone is now confused about what happened
01:50:25 Walking to the potty
01:52:25 Dorian pays his debts
01:56:35 A turn of events
01:58:45 You can’t do it to yourself
02:01:05 FCG does what he must
02:04:35 BREAK STARTS
02:13:05 Art Montage
02:15:05 BREAK ENDS
02:16:10 Ashton is ready to leave
02:20:30 Map out
02:23:10 Battle begins
02:26:05 Chetney strips
02:39:25 Fearne is waiting
02:44:55 Trying mind whip
02:46:45 Sixes and nines
02:51:20 Orym dodges the poison
02:53:40 Bards stick it into everyone
02:55:25 Chetney leap
03:05:35 Guard of the month
03:06:45 Spiritual whoopin
03:08:45 Sacred flame
03:11:15 Ashley remembers a rule
03:17:00 Russ passes on
03:21:15 Throw in
03:26:00 WTFBT
03:35:00 Ashton shows up
03:36:55 Slippery dash
03:39:20 No names
03:41:00 Dunot
03:46:10 Bell’s Hells
03:47:30 Darkness
03:51:10 Dorian pops off
03:53:00 Excellent question
03:55:20 Eshteross comes in clutch
04:02:35 Masks on
04:05:55 Great party
04:09:15 Cyrus explains himself
04:24:35 Kick the dirt
04:27:00 They’re settling into Bell’s Hells
04:28:50 Chetney threatens Cyrus
04:31:05 They could’ve used a protector
04:33:05 Never sell the airship
04:34:45 Fearne lays out the spoon order
04:36:25 Robbie sings a little song
04:37:15 Worcestershire
04:38:45 Pate says goodbye to Bertrand
04:40:30 Sending stone messages
04:42:40 The ship sails on
04:44:35 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:15 A very special episode of the Nordiverse
00:06:55 Laura’s merch corner
00:08:25 Intro cinematic
00:10:15 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:25 Recap Ends
00:17:15 The whole plan is just body checking this guy real hard
00:19:35 Fearne is actually bad at lying
00:20:35 Now the plan is to form a polycule
00:22:05 Imogen doesn’t like being the entourage
00:22:35 The other carriage must be coming up with great plans
00:26:05 Owlbearman
00:29:45 Chetney looks inside FCG
00:31:25 FCG swallow’s Chetney’s chisel
00:34:25 Human skin mask
00:37:05 I can’t carry it for you, Mr.Dorian
00:46:25 The bull is on parade
00:49:15 Dorian’s title
00:54:05 The sound system is great
00:56:35 Laura is still mad about the mask
00:58:15 I want Matt to describe all the hors d’oeuvres
01:01:00 It’s been awhile
01:01:50 Ashley’s mystery dice
01:08:30 Looking for a dance circle
01:12:15 Who wore it better?
01:15:20 Two introverts meet at a party
01:17:45 Passing notes to Travis
01:18:50 C.C.Pop
01:24:35 A weird dream
01:27:20 Preston Drodelon
01:28:20 Copernicus and Maude
01:30:05 Lord of the Quadroads (In C1, Grog accidentally gave this guy a Wish spell)
01:36:25 Whisper sponsors
01:41:30 Gavis’s speech
01:46:15 Imogen is “the service”
01:47:20 Laudna is very undead
01:54:00 Aaron and Emoth
01:55:30 Driving FCG to drink
01:57:40 Bah bah bah Bronte
01:58:40 Imogen is really struggling
02:04:05 Bored now (Imogen is totally in character)
02:10:15 BREAK STARTS
02:18:55 Art Montage
02:20:55 BREAK ENDS
02:22:45 Laudna has a very intimidating smile
02:24:25 Chetney and Cyrus
02:28:05 Laura Bailey: Fly Hunter
02:29:00 Matt calls on Laura
02:30:00 Laura toots
02:32:00 Coordinating the dance
02:34:45 Getting intense about the dance plan
02:38:50 Preston and Fearne
02:44:10 Chetney is jealous of Emoth
02:52:25 This number is unavailable
02:53:55 The Grab
02:55:55 The Replacement
02:58:25 The Shuffle
03:01:35 Hail Mary
03:03:35 Dorian proposes
03:05:15 Laudna was just having fun at the dance
03:09:20 Savage
03:11:50 The Landing
03:14:00 Pray to Imogen
03:16:10 Chetney’s stealth mission
02:20:25 Orym looks inside FCG
03:23:00 Totally incognito
03:24:55 That was all 5 minutes
03:27:45 Chetney in Entrapment
03:33:30 Suite life
03:35:30 Slowly makin my way
03:36:50 Crop dust the guards
03:38:10 A strong 7
03:39:40 Backup mask
03:46:20 Emoth had a hard time in the bathroom
03:52:25 Chetney goes again
03:56:15 What Chetney finds
04:00:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 The Matthews family
00:01:55 Musical improv is genuine wizardry, and it’s wild that Sam and Robbie do this good
00:03:35 Crash to you
00:04:35 Laura’s Merch Train Wreck (the CG work here is incredible)
00:07:20 Intro cinematic
00:09:05 EPISODE STARTS
00:11:30 Recap Ends
00:17:00 Fearne helps wishes come true
00:22:40 Free rides
00:29:05 Se7en
00:30:55 Breaking into Zhudonna’s
00:33:35 I can still hear you
00:37:20 Dorian is the new team stylist
00:39:15 Travis hates this episode
00:41:25 What about your face?
00:42:55 FCG’s new face
00:46:55 Textures still loading
00:49:40 Matt, you must now describe a full high-end clothing shop (Acwoss Exandwia)
00:55:00 Chetney did not survive the haberdashery
00:57:05 The scariest thing in the campaign so far
01:03:35 Imogen’s shoulder pauldrons
01:04:20 Matt, this is the episode now
01:05:40 Chetney’s dress
01:07:10 Chetney just leaves
01:07:50 Laudna’s fox-face dress
01:09:30 Orym’s outfit
01:11:25 Ashton’s Xhorhasian outfit
01:12:25 Fearne’s Delish
01:15:40 FCG gets a custom treatment
01:19:15 Someone get Chetney
01:21:25 No need to read, just sign
01:23:05 FCG’s associates aren’t as discerning
01:24:15 FCG’s purpose
01:27:30 FCG wants to be a table
01:29:35 Balls
01:33:35 Marwa Endalia
01:34:45 Aaron
01:39:10 Stealing stuff
01:42:50 The timeline doesn’t work out for this being the Balleater
01:47:00 Let me know if you find anything like that
01:50:20 That’s trauma
01:52:20 Let’s be friends
01:56:30 Pearl shopping
01:58:00 FCG wants spell components
01:59:45 You want the blue glowing eye, it reveals a bunch of secret messages around the cabin
02:02:40 Creepy doll
02:04:30 Everyone is an orphan
02:07:35 Growth
02:09:10 BREAK STARTS
02:18:20 Art Montage
02:20:20 BREAK ENDS
02:22:00 DPB
02:24:35 Chetney shares the wisdom of age
02:26:15 Focus Group
02:27:40 Hot glue
02:28:50 Imogen destroys a child
02:31:05 The Lumas investigation
02:43:00 Red healing potions have artificial coloring
02:44:40 Making a ziggurat
02:49:25 Looking back at FCG’s memories
02:54:00 Two points
02:57:55 Imogen learns about Vox Machina
03:04:35 Talking about Fearne’s name
03:08:50 Fearne smells like a ferret
03:10:20 A bad breakup
03:11:35 It’s too early for this
03:12:55 Imogen’s dream
03:20:50 Is Zhudonna still alive?
03:23:35 Sailor Laudna (Scaring kids by moonlight, Form of Dread by Ruid light)
03:25:05 So is this pairing name Laudwa?
03:27:45 Matt drops a Skyrim line
03:33:15 Playing with Dorian’s new airship
03:36:25 Chetney’s fingers have eternal life
03:36:55 Masks
03:39:40 Laura is having a bad dice day
03:40:35 Orym and Chetney bond
03:43:50 Ashton's mask
03:45:25 Fearne’s Labyrinth
03:46:15 Pate is a problematic fave
03:47:15 Is Eshteross alive?
03:51:20 Eshteross gives the mission briefing
03:58:35 Showing off for Eshteross
04:09:45 Don’t cause undue trauma
04:18:20 The most interesting gnome in the world
04:22:35 Wasp’s gambit
04:25:50 Dancer’s gambit
04:27:30 Wow, Dorian. Generalizing about dwarves
04:29:40 Last few names
04:36:35 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:15 Sam skilldoo, we can too
00:04:00 Marish laughs at the sponsor URL
00:05:30 Laura’s merch corner
00:08:00 Intro cinematic
00:09:45 EPISODE STARTS
00:12:25 Recap Ends
00:16:05 Is the guy naked?
00:21:05 Chetney gets ready
00:24:40 Chetney and Orym hold hands
00:25:50 Map out
00:29:05 Battle begins
00:34:15 The furniture is just a test
00:37:15 Imogen crop dusts as she runs
00:38:00 We don’t know about Bruno
00:41:50 Taking cover behind Fearne
00:46:05 Knocking into a table
00:47:20 Face your make and weep
00:48:15 Imogen rides Orym
00:50:05 Laudna is into the Nightmare King
00:51:55 The woodshop is open
00:52:50 Where’s the mallet?
00:55:20 Spiritual stein
00:58:30 Drawing sap
01:03:40 Sam’s Wordle
01:04:15 The weights come off
01:08:10 Short kings
01:11:00 Parple
01:15:15 Maaakiiiing my waaaay
01:18:30 Orym and Chetney have different feelings about trousers (swollen wood)
01:21:30 Marisha’s emotional rollercoaster
01:22:45 Chetney reveals his final form
01:27:10 Werebot (Fur Cut Grass) (Wirewolf)
01:29:50 Ira doesn’t want to hurt them
01:32:45 Calloway
01:34:15 FCG transforms
01:36:40 FCG believes in Imogen
01:40:00 FCG is a turtle, Chetney is a wolf, the tables are alive
01:44:05 Ashton likes Ira’s aesthetic
01:46:00 Death isn’t real, they’re golden gods
01:46:55 The Feynus
01:52:30 Chetney is a good boy, yes he is
01:56:40 He knows Fearne
01:59:40 Is it over?
02:03:20 The turtle is running
02:04:55 The guards are having a tough one (Crispin Glover)
02:07:55 The boom
02:10:25 Where there was one wheel print in the sand, it was where FCG carried you
02:12:30 BREAK STARTS
02:20:05 Art Montage
02:22:30 BREAK ENDS
02:23:25 Big whoopty doo
02:26:35 FCG is a two-star passenger
02:32:10 Hard to keep a tampon
02:34:30 Laura’s characters always have pastries
02:36:45 Chetney and Gurge background
02:42:15 Chetney needs no chisel
02:44:35 How do you feel about a 3
02:46:40 Bite me
02:52:15 Sleeping like a dog
02:53:00 Chetney has friends
02:56:30 Moon talk
02:58:55 Werewolf Invisalign
03:00:35 National treasure techniques
03:02:45 Ashton is selling timeshares
03:04:05 Finally, the fan service episode
03:09:25 King of cagey
03:13:25 We cannot miss the ball
03:15:00 Checking the mission log
03:19:05 Only rich guys have goatees
03:25:00 Reporting to Eshteross
03:28:10 The paper has writing on it now
03:30:20 Imogen gets a Skillshare membership
03:33:10 Dorian makes a funny joke
03:34:55 Treat yourself
03:41:55 Orym has been bleeding this whole time
03:44:55 Chadney
03:45:55 Chisel shopping and making enemies
03:51:20 It’s easier to buy trust
03:55:25 Orym waves his ‘sword’ around
03:57:20 Fearne gets groomed
03:58:10 Laudna is a health department nightmare
03:59:30 Chetney lets it out
04:09:55 Orym meets Oshad Breshio (Jarrett was a campaign 1 NPC from Marquet)
04:28:30 Kill Keyleth? Who do they think they are, a cliff?
04:31:00 Keyleth is so cool
04:36:45 Snooty servant
04:38:25 Chetney sneak attacks Dorian
04:39:00 Laudna’s theatrical skills
04:42:10 Imogen owns the conservatory (and Fearne owns Kunthea)
04:44:10 FCG says the most true thing
04:47:50 What Imogen learns
04:52:00 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 Travis and the Nordiverse gang circle up and jack out
00:04:00 Sam, I will be SO mad if you don’t put everyone in the bit Nordiverse bits
00:05:15 Weirdly, Sam is the only one who can do an announcement without breaking
00:06:20 Intro cinematic
00:08:05 EPISODE STARTS
00:10:10 Recap Ends
00:19:50 Christmas saving throw
00:21:50 Chetney the ghost (A KNIFE)
00:24:05 Fearne is just drinking rain
00:25:10 Phantom Laudna
00:27:45 Hiding behind Fearne
00:28:25 The real ghosts were inside you all along
00:31:00 Chetney needs to rewatch the episode
00:37:20 Nightmare King wet willies
00:41:45 Everyone seems to remember better than Chetney
00:45:05 Toy requests
00:47:25 Chetney and Dorian are friends
00:52:15 Fearne shakes off
00:53:55 Mentally intimidating Chetney
00:54:45 A kiss for luck
00:56:50 Chetney’s always on his toes
00:59:30 Playing dead
01:01:20 Dorian and Chetney finally connect
01:06:05 Sam the stableboy
01:08:05 Getting ready
01:10:55 The date begins
01:12:40 Gifts from Pretty
01:15:00 The gift for Pretty
01:18:35 GET OUT
01:20:20 Where did you hit people?
01:21:40 FCG just likes to watch
01:23:30 Skipping over the date
01:25:35 Jiana Hexum
01:29:15 BREAK STARTS
01:39:00 Art Montage
01:41:00 BREAK ENDS
01:42:00 Ashton's other client
01:51:50 How did you get into wood?
01:56:45 Still no otters
01:58:20 Pretty can’t let these ladies tie him down
02:03:45 Love = Friendship + Alcohol
02:06:15 The guys are skeptical
02:09:05 Things that come out of trees
02:12:35 Ashton backstory
02:25:10 Can’t prestidigitate friends away
02:30:40 Things are looking up
02:35:50 Ghost stories
02:41:20 One by one
02:48:30 Marisha comes up with an image so horrifying that it drops a guy
02:50:55 Fearne has no thoughts
02:55:25 Kinkahday
02:58:55 The flower girl scares the group
03:01:25 A villain introduction
03:14:20 A villain’s face (It’s Alex Ward: the hottest nosferatu)
03:16:10 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:15 The next great villain of the Nordiverse
00:05:15 Laura’s merch corner
00:06:05 Intro cinematic
00:07:55 Episode Starts
00:10:10 Recap Ends, nobody rolls well enough to do anything until about 23:10
00:16:10 Gurge rejected Fearne
00:23:50 Fearne is speaking to the manager
00:26:55 Fearne dishes on her relationship with Gurge
00:27:55 Chetney gets the lock
00:29:50 Such a dear
00:36:25 It can be hard to retain conversations sometimes
00:38:15 Chetney will not be on his best behavior
00:39:00 Chetney knows sponsorship deals
00:40:50 Imogen is a horse girl, confirmed
00:41:50 Eshterosh
00:43:00 Esteros and Gurge
00:46:55 Chetney is usually worse than this
00:50:10 Preio Madali
00:52:10 Already planning for the ball
01:01:20 Chetney gets caught up on people’s motivations
01:03:15 Chetney used to have great hair
01:04:35 No sneak peaks
01:06:10 They read Sam’s flask
01:07:50 Mister’s age
01:11:25 Disguising Dorian
01:14:45 Making my way
01:18:10 Rollies
01:20:20 FCG shows off
01:24:20 Laudna goes cross-eyed
01:26:25 FCG interrogates Preio
01:31:35 Caressing Dorian
01:33:20 Ogre chef
01:35:45 Cheap wood
01:36:50 Chetney is not talking to Imogen
01:38:15 The size difference makes whispering difficult
01:43:45 I’ll have the meal
01:48:20 Bottle trick
01:50:15 Meeting Pretty
01:54:05 Chetney doesn’t know what a bookcase is
01:59:55 Artana Voe
02:00:55 Break Starts
02:09:05 Art Montage
02:10:55 Break Ends
02:12:10 Let’s cut
02:15:15 Negotiating payment
02:21:50 Dorian reminds Artana of a bounty
02:24:45 Pretty is the new best NPC
02:25:40 I ship Premogen
02:29:05 Orym takes it on the chin
02:31:00 Sunset math
02:35:30 Travis missed his chance
02:39:20 Rescuing a prisoner to get a job recommendation
02:41:35 Imogen has great skin
02:49:50 I want Fearne to have a monocle
02:58:20 Laudna is really trying to make the fast pass happen
03:01:15 Laudna is just making normal eye contact
03:03:25 Chetney just has manacles
03:08:20 Those cookies genuinely sound great
03:10:55 Lots of squirrels in the Eshteross manor
03:17:30 JH
03:18:50 First dates
03:20:30 Whitestone Andy
03:23:55 FCG asks the question everyone else was afraid to ask
03:29:20 They meet the coolest guard
03:38:55 Ashton takes advantage of Fearne’s blindness
03:49:15 Tuning FCG
03:50:20 FCG malfunctioning
03:52:20 Imogen is slick
03:54:20 So many bookcases
03:55:15 Kinkades
03:58:05 MAP
04:03:15 Nightmare King (I better not see any of y’all speaking of the Night Yorb)
04:07:10 Villain stuff
04:11:40 A cinematic escape
04:13:15 Record number of capers
04:14:20 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 The cast all smell each other
00:07:20 Can’t even tell if Sam is intentionally or accidentally confusing
00:08:45 Intro cinematic
00:10:30 Episode Starts
00:12:40 Recap Ends
00:13:35 Chetney is jumpy around Laudna
00:14:35 Travis leaves again (Chetney might be a criminal)
00:16:15 Gurge
00:17:55 Chetney appreciates fine furniture, but doesn’t appreciate Dorian
00:20:20 Good wilder, bad wilder
00:25:10 Chetney is a rambling man
00:25:55 Why are you so mean to me?
00:26:55 Introductions
00:32:00 Laudna peels her scalp off
00:33:45 Maps are hard
00:34:55 Talking to the fourth wall
00:38:25 MC Chetney (consulting the wall)
00:40:25 Good Job Dorian
00:42:35 Huvel
00:44:20 Sexy rat
00:44:55 DJing
00:46:35 Careless whisper
00:49:25 Why does Fearne take things?
00:51:00 Can you hear me now?
00:54:25 Come correct or be corrected
00:56:30 Too many messages
00:58:45 Tiny legs
01:00:00 Use a different name, like Chutney
01:01:05 Come on man
01:02:40 Chetney does not like the blue one
01:06:25 Chetney lives in Dorian’s head rent free
01:07:15 First he had a flask, now he is a flask
01:07:45 Chetney is only vulnerable with his pants down
01:10:15 Dorian and Cyrus
01:13:50 Dorian is named Dorian
01:17:55 FCG novelty glasses when?
01:19:50 Family drama
01:26:25 Sword handling
01:29:35 Toy retainer
01:35:40 Taken care of
01:37:25 Dorian backstory
01:40:10 Didn’t see that coming?
01:41:05 Dorian almost got murdered
01:42:00 Dorian’s toy design (Chetney is a wood purist)
01:43:30 Full name
01:46:55 Making its way
01:49:35 Ashton sounds like Matt
01:53:25 RIP Rocky
01:54:20 Don’t let Laudna grow on you
01:58:10 Rocky 2
01:59:45 Matt tortures Robbie
02:01:25 Break Starts
02:12:35 Art Montage
02:13:35 Break Ends (continental)
02:15:15 Chetney and Fearne keep it professional
02:25:40 Bounties
02:29:50 Matt’s detailing is great
02:30:50 Cable cars are statistically safe
02:34:25 FCG bong
02:38:15 The robot emancipation game
02:41:30 Kisgregg
02:43:30 Don’t resale
02:44:00 Chetney has been attacked by furniture
02:48:45 Oh, the Mahogany!
02:57:00 Dexter
02:57:45 Soot has to go somewhere
02:59:30 Follow your nose
03:01:15 AirDnD
03:03:15 Greg Kisgregg
03:05:10 Guessing Chetney’s backstory
03:07:10 Spit polish
03:11:00 Gurge Kisgrblgsb
03:12:50 Pate needs to calm down
03:14:45 Rat stealth
03:18:50 Toxic workplace
03:22:45 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:15 Smiley day everyone
00:01:00 Disco jingle
00:01:55 Country jingle
00:02:45 Dark pop jingle
00:03:50 Plaque to you
00:05:10 Laura and Liam’s merch corner
00:08:00 Intro to the new Intro
00:08:50 Intro cinematic
00:10:35 Episode Starts
00:12:10 Recap Ends
00:13:45 The Flying Lauders
00:18:25 Fearne is eating her Werthers
00:19:10 FCG clapping
00:25:25 Everyone attempts deception
00:28:10 Laudna literally yells fire in a crowded theater
00:34:30 Has every cast member had a fractured tailbone?
00:39:10 Liam is always at advantage (hoods are cool)
00:40:40 Imogen’s messages are all set to Hamster Dance
00:45:25 Subliminal messaging in Laudna’s messages
00:47:50 There are lots of things Fearne can’t remember
00:48:50 Promotional posters
00:50:20 Mission briefing
00:58:35 Starting a band
01:01:10 How do you get into acting?
01:04:05 Seven weird individuals
01:04:50 Ashton tries to get a part
01:06:50 Dysfunctional relationship
01:10:45 Liam gets his revenge for Campaign 2
01:12:00 Ocampo
01:18:50 Laudna jump scares Dorian
01:19:40 The Dwendalian Play
01:23:30 Exits, pursued by bear
01:24:10 Orym cosplays Robbie (checking the tables)
01:25:30 Ashley’s Closet
01:27:25 Cats (2019) has invaded the multiverse
01:31:55 An emotional rollercoaster
01:33:45 Tefta
01:37:00 Banjos in Orym’s head
01:38:45 Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss
01:41:10 Quest for the bone zone
01:46:05 The rooms where it happens
01:48:40 The perks of membership
01:53:00 Laudna ponders the poop (Laura dropped a knife she had just bought in a Ren faire Porta-potty)
01:55:25 A tiny assassin
01:59:10 Fearne gets into character
02:05:40 The city worldbuilding in C3 is awesome
02:10:30 Fearne can really inhabit a character
02:15:40 Break Starts
02:20:15 Art Montage
02:25:40 Break Ends, map out
02:27:35 Battle begins
02:31:05 Wow
02:39:40 Whorym
02:42:55 Kind of into this wall
02:48:25 Metaphorical walls
02:49:15 Orym poops
02:53:35 Stonky bells
02:54:50 Mumble spells
02:56:30 Mister’s first attack of campaign 3
03:05:55 Hit pints
03:08:35 Travis trolls
03:13:15 I’m a healer
03:18:50 HDYWTDT
03:25:30 Breaking the fourth wall
03:27:05 Ashton messes with cops
03:30:25 Treshi influencer house
03:32:05 Segway
03:34:35 Private meetings with Tefta
03:36:40 Taking teeth
03:38:30 Hard to get good contractors these days
03:40:05 Shivering quif
03:41:35 Travis introduces a new character
03:45:25 Chetney (Travis played a character named Chutney in the one-shot “The Night Before Critmas”)
03:46:25 Reverse insight check
03:49:20 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:20 Previously in the Nordiverse
00:02:35 Robbie gets pwned
00:04:55 Laura and Liam’s merch corner
00:05:45 Twelve inches…………………tall
00:08:25 The whole Koozie thing kind of goes off the rails
00:10:55 Episode Starts
00:12:40 Recap Ends
00:15:15 Ashton invented a backstory discovery game
00:18:45 FCG takes a shot
00:20:40 Everyone in Marquet loves rollies, canon
00:22:20 Asking about Darian’s family
00:26:20 Has Ashton been in love before?
00:28:25 Nobodies
00:29:55 What’s Fearne’s regret?
00:31:05 What did they come to town to do?
00:32:10 How does it feel to steal things?
00:34:40 Imogen’s father
00:39:50 Orym, what are you doing in town?
00:45:10 What’s up with FCG in general?
00:47:25 FCG is baby
00:48:20 Electric sheep?
00:51:45 Is Laudna dead? (a whole Laudna backstory)
00:56:50 Lorelei
00:59:30 Jazz is chaos
01:01:10 Inter-party whisper
01:04:10 Bertrand doll
01:07:20 Draining FCG
01:08:20 Fearne really wants to look inside FCG
01:09:40 Laudna’s shoulder pillow
01:10:40 D speaks
01:15:50 Fearne just lies for fun
01:21:15 Orym and Imogen
01:23:40 Thank you for roleplaying
01:26:40 Yash’s morning routine
01:28:10 Can someone make coffee?
01:30:50 Ashton’s got a dirty mouth
01:35:20 Lean in
01:36:30 Trouble clefs
01:38:00 Wow, amazing they got Christopher Walken to play
01:40:00 Short guy, low blows
01:45:10 Joining the club
01:47:35 Samelbak
01:49:30 Troubells
01:52:10 The story of The Anger
01:55:45 Break Starts
02:02:50 Art Montage
02:05:45 Break Ends
02:07:30 Anni Aughta rules
02:11:50 Dorian tries to convince Anni that he is a musician
02:14:00 Jam session
02:16:55 Double 20
02:20:55 Anni are you okay
02:21:35 Grab the bull by the dick
02:25:35 Effid
02:29:40 Dr. Nezzbit
02:31:55 Rollies for the note (REDACTED)
02:35:50 Checking in with Eshteros
02:50:40 Eclectic
02:52:20 Can I top you off?
02:57:00 Shidonna
02:59:55 Sweet Bells
03:02:00 Shidonna loves FCG
03:06:10 Fruit cocktail
03:08:15 Fearne steals from an old lady
03:09:35 Orym tries to dramatically look at things
03:14:35 Zephrians
03:15:20 Orym should’ve just gone back in time
03:20:20 Congrats on a life well lived
03:21:20 Roleplay the shopping list
03:22:40 The Dreamscape Theater
03:26:45 Ushers get in free
03:30:50 Dorian is bad at bribes
03:32:45 Flying otters
03:34:15 Fearne likes the jacket
03:41:20 Happy Rosh Hashanah
03:42:10 Theater nerd stuff
03:43:40 Phantom of the Opera
03:44:30 Arcane t-shirt cannons
03:49:30 Cyrus Wyvernwind
03:54:40 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:37:50 Gotta be careful when Laura’s character offers a pastry
00:38:55 Don’t let Dorian talk
00:40:10 Time for murder
00:43:55 Juraya
00:51:20 No pain, no Wayne
00:52:25 Advik (Skeezy Gilmore)
00:55:35 Kith and Kin: available somewhere
01:00:05 Sending Stones
01:04:20 Testing the healing
01:07:25 FCG doesn’t have to worry about money
01:08:10 Laudna Laudna
01:12:25 Robbie reaps the bounty of the Summer of Aabria
01:15:05 Hurry up and mime
01:22:20 Zillow this house
01:23:30 From a distance
01:28:40 Sam will destroy Werther’s originals (I like Werthers, genuinely)
01:30:05 Orym is scared of guards
01:31:00 Laudna whispers
01:35:25 Maybe we should just do this in person
01:37:00 Busting out more animal facts
01:39:20 Stuck Fearne
01:45:10 Searching the house
01:56:45 Aren’t ears the nostrils of hearing, Matt?
01:59:45 Here’s Dugger!
02:00:40 Break Starts
02:06:50 Art Montage
02:10:45 Break Ends, map out
02:12:55 Rollies
02:14:25 Battle begins
02:24:45 Scary face Laudna
02:25:45 It’s been awhile
02:27:55 A brilliant command
02:30:15 Alphabetizing breaks creatures
02:33:25 A mystery 5
02:36:45 Laudna’s attack of opportunity
02:45:05 FCG has bad traction
02:46:40 Carpe BM
02:48:15 Kids are coming
02:49:20 That slippery dash is wrecking them
02:59:55 The real shade creepers were inside him all along
03:01:35 A lot for Laudna
03:03:50 Laudna and Fearne combo move
03:07:40 Dorian remembers his training
03:17:00 A very sticky room
03:21:10 First death save of Campaign 3
03:26:05 HDYWTDT
03:27:00 Don’t use a blacklight
03:33:35 Orym is on his knees, covered in white
03:36:15 Eldrizz blast
03:37:55 How is Matt doing?
03:42:25 Hard FCG reset
03:48:40 Immovable rod
03:58:25 Remodeling this house
04:00:30 Adorable chamber pot
04:06:55 How do we start a moving company right now?
04:09:55 AirBnB conversation
04:12:25 It was quite a party
04:16:55 Make sure you send children
04:22:40 Level 4 rolls
04:25:20 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:50 An ad read that goes off without a hitch
00:04:30 Operation Supply Drop
00:05:25 Laura’s merch corner
00:09:40 Episode Starts
00:12:50 Recap Ends
00:20:50 Good luck with the tenants
00:24:10 We’ve been through this
00:26:40 Orym knows how to handle doors
00:31:45 Finding Bertrand
00:34:05 Hard candy
00:38:25 Weekend at Bertrend’s
00:39:10 Bertrand’s pockets
00:42:20 Eshteross
00:50:50 Touch the button
00:58:10 Sleeping’s for the dead
01:00:25 Clearing Marisha’s notifications
01:01:30 Ashton and FCG
01:04:15 Bertrand can get his own sandwich
01:06:55 Looking away because it means so much
01:10:20 An absolute win
01:11:10 They’ll never get a Werther’s sponsorship now
01:13:35 Pate meets Mister
01:15:30 Divvying up sandwiches
01:24:15 Imogen’s balls
01:27:40 Laudna lets her hair down
01:30:00 Liam’s mime climb
01:32:25 Flicking yes
01:33:20 Simon returns
01:36:40 Taste the claw
01:39:25 Fraggle Rock
01:45:30 Pressing FCG on his dead friends
01:54:50 It doesn’t look right when Matt licks
01:58:50 15ft long jump
02:02:30 Ashton talks a big game about bribery
02:06:55 Ashton is very proud of himself
02:12:35 Break Starts
02:15:55 ASAMR
02:22:35 Break Ends
02:25:40 Dorian carouses
02:32:00 Dorian says eat the rich
02:33:50 Just one word: Brumestone
02:38:05 Sending Bertrand to his friends
02:42:10 Vexhalia > Keyleth
02:47:05 I don’t wanna wait
02:55:45 Matt and Marisha endorse Descent
02:57:10 FCG’s eulogy (the hardest word)
02:58:10 Taking hair
02:59:10 Fearne’s eulogy (Fearne loves jazz, confirmed)
03:00:15 Ashton’s eulogy
03:03:10 Orym reveals his mission
03:08:35 FCG holds grudges
03:14:05 Meeting Milo
03:18:05 Oh no, Advik
03:20:35 Ashton might’ve kissed the beef
03:21:10 FCG remembers (Lifting each other)
03:27:10 Shutdown noise
03:30:10 The Shadow Baker
03:34:35 Do you take me for a common piesman?
03:38:15 In the shadows he rises (are pies pastries?)
03:45:55 FCG carry-on
03:50:00 Getting whomped
03:51:55 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:01:10 Flashbacks
00:04:10 Episode Starts
00:05:40 Sam calls out Ashley
00:07:50 Recap Ends
00:09:45 Team names
00:11:35 Laudna just walks like that
00:16:05 Straight ahead
00:17:35 The Whispering Werewolf
00:19:50 Team Back Door is vibing
00:21:25 Laudna message
00:23:50 Bertrand has bad knees
00:26:00 Not Dani’s fault
00:29:20 Do your best to not look like you’re hitting on Bertrand
00:30:25 Bertrand’s disguise
00:31:50 Bertrand being inconspicuous
00:35:20 Swing your arms as you walk
00:43:30 Laudna’s strength
00:47:45 Orym hasn’t gotten used to Laudna
00:48:40 Let’s just split up
00:49:45 Finally getting some light
00:53:15 FCG and Ashton talk about soul-touched
00:59:35 Bertrand the lookout
01:04:05 Laudna has bad circulation
01:11:00 Coast is clear
01:12:50 KAKAW
01:17:05 Making my way
01:25:45 Things pop off
01:28:30 Room service
01:30:05 Destroy all furniture
01:31:45 Break Starts
01:40:25 Art Montage
01:42:25 Break Ends
01:42:55 Map out
01:44:40 Bertrand to the rescue
01:46:05 Rollies
01:47:15 Battle begins
01:50:05 Laudna could be shooting from the bar
01:53:40 Bertrand is winded
02:04:05 Happy Laudna and mad Laudna sound the same
02:11:40 Everyone is scared of Laudna
02:14:10 Bertrand doesn’t like snakes
02:28:05 Get over here
02:32:05 Bert and Fearnie
02:35:05 Bertrand's betrayal
02:38:10 DM’s pet
02:38:50 Robbie is still mad at Travis
02:45:50 FCG organizes the linen closet
02:49:25 Solid Snake
02:50:20 HDYWTDT
02:54:35 Laudna and Imogen see each other
03:07:40 Imogen and Dorian got loud
03:09:05 Getting off the balcony
03:14:20 Shade creepers
03:20:40 Cake
03:22:05 Thinking about names
03:23:45 FCG eating cake
03:25:10 Why is most of the house dark?
03:25:45 What creatures could have killed FCG’s friends?
03:28:30 Does Eshteros just constantly bake cakes?
03:29:20 How did you come a by this retirement?
03:32:15 Tragic
03:35:10 Danas was there the whole time
03:37:30 The theater kid gets his revenge
03:40:15 Bertrand’s Bellends
03:41:20 Fearne can heal if she wants to
03:42:30 Tight sleeves
03:46:25 Frequent Spire Miles
03:48:20 Bertrand’s music tastes
03:51:45 Bertrand is turning up tonight
03:54:05 Breaking Milo’s nose
03:56:10 Breaking Zhudonna’s nose
03:59:05 Imogen’s dream
04:01:00 Bertrand’s last stand
04:05:20 More dream
04:08:25 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:00:00 Haloween intros
00:04:00 Sam, Marisha, and Travis all speak like native New Yorkers
00:07:20 Laudna absolutely should have had a Long Island accent
00:08:40 Robbie and Ashley talk about Kith and Kin
00:10:40 Robbie’s Merch Corner
00:13:25 Episode Starts
00:15:45 Recap Ends
00:18:05 Battle begins
00:20:05 Getting as far away as possible
00:23:35 Travis sounds so meek
00:28:55 Travis-Fearne is delightful
00:31:05 Optimism
00:33:15 Bertrand posts up
00:37:25 Eshteross starts wrecking shop
00:39:45 Laura is hangry
00:44:05 HOLD ME BACK
00:46:55 Seeing those CEO abs
00:49:45 Robbie is so good
00:50:35 Trying to flambe Eshteross
00:55:10 Ashton makes sure Bertrand gets a little damage
00:59:35 A conversation with Lord Eshteross
01:04:35 First whispers of campaign 3
01:08:45 Matt has to think up a good lie
01:11:40 Always judge a book by its cover
01:14:55 Sucking Fearne’s hair
01:15:55 Top 3 breakfast spots
01:20:30 Marisha brings out the candy
01:25:30 Guessing the Crown Keeper’s backstory
01:27:45 Holey robit
01:28:50 We only want to learn about these robots
01:30:30 Pate de Rolo
01:32:30 Marisha spoils the Legend of Vox Machina
01:34:25 Sir Bertrand Bell, champion of Vox Machina
01:35:25 Sometimes I remember that there is a canonical character named Stonejaw Strongjaw
01:40:10 Listen to the rat
01:42:50 Bertrand pays for everything
01:44:50 We’ve come to kill you
01:47:10 The first mission of campaign 3
01:50:35 Fearne taking some shinies
01:51:25 How does Travis live like that
01:56:50 Talking hammer
01:57:30 Making our way
01:59:20 Stage fright
02:05:25 Bertrand the lookout
02:06:30 Break Starts
02:16:30 Break Ends
02:17:40 Inside team
02:20:25 Dennis
02:25:05 Robot voice
02:32:35 Halfling luck, what a novel concept
02:37:25 Constantly thinking of your own name
02:39:05 Make my way
02:44:35 Thinking about cheese
02:50:25 Outside team
02:54:20 Making my way
02:55:10 Liam’s sneeze spooks Ashton
02:57:45 Princess carry
02:59:55 Simurghs are from joust
03:01:25 Dorian and Laudna are not a good team
03:03:20 Making my way
03:04:00 Bertrand and Fearne
03:07:40 Laura attacks Liam’s trail mix
03:09:35 We should kill them all, just kidding… unless….
03:12:10 Following orders
03:12:50 Fearne enters
03:15:10 Thinking at each other
03:18:15 Walking casually
03:19:15 I found this trash
03:24:45 Travis doesn’t know what to do with his chest
03:26:25 Learning how telepathy and messages works
03:29:35 Must be a crab
03:30:35 Planning the BnE
03:43:05 Travis sheet peeks
03:45:20 Team Back Door
03:47:30 Fearne’s accent
03:49:05 Team Full Frontal
03:52:10 Cut to 30 episodes later, leaving a 50 gold tip
03:53:25 This is the moment
03:59:25 Feelin my way
04:00:30 Laura’s not used to having to make short messages
04:01:45 FCG and Laudna both have deeply unsettling message styles
04:04:05 No crack
04:07:20 Episode Ends
Timestamp Description
00:01:40 Dear Sam Riegel
00:05:05 I don’t think it was quite self-indulgent enough
00:06:25 Hey, it’s Marisha Ray!
00:07:45 Hey, it’s Ashley Johnson
00:08:55 It’sa Laura Bailey’s merch corner
00:12:45 New intro (Marisha announced a more extensive one is in the works)
00:13:05 Episode Starts (A lot of geography and names. Can’t wait for the Guide to Marquet)
00:16:40 Everyone get out
00:18:10 Laura introduces Imogen
00:19:10 Marisha introduces Laudna
00:25:45 Escritorae Kunthia
00:30:10 Laudna’s feat are very gross
00:34:00 Imogen uses a unique feature
00:35:35 Kunthia throws deep shade
00:38:45 John Mulaney the Katari
00:39:15 Laudna is scary scary
00:43:25 Sam and Taliesin enter
00:45:45 Taliesin describes Ashton
00:49:10 The first FCG giggles
00:49:50 Sam introduces Fresh Cut Grass (the best boy)
00:54:50 I believe in you, F-off
00:58:25 FCG hates birds
00:59:00 No skin off my teeth
01:05:30 FCG is a vicious bodyguard
01:07:30 FCG is a therapist
01:08:30 Eating copper
01:09:40 FCG wants to go where everyone knows their name
01:11:40 A new player has entered
01:14:30 Ashley introduces Fearne
01:15:25 Liam introduces Orym
01:17:35 Robbie introduces Dorian
01:20:20 Crash landing
01:21:45 Clapping on the runway
01:26:25 The wire makes it much safer
01:30:10 Stealing an earing
01:34:05 Campaign 3 ends
01:36:55 Practice knocking
01:40:10 Map out
01:43:35 Battle begins
01:48:45 The civilians are all cosplayers
01:49:40 Shield of Help
01:50:20 First mini casualty
01:52:00 West Elm fight
01:54:40 Form of Dread
01:55:55 Bane
01:57:50 Furniture gets them every time
02:00:15 Sweep the leg
02:02:40 Travis enters the fray
02:05:45 HDYWTDT
02:08:45 It’ll eventually get old
02:10:20 Spiritual tomato
02:12:35 HDYWTDT (F this knife)
02:15:05 HDYWTDT (Goo strike)
02:17:50 It was a real 4D experience in the theater
02:20:40 HDYWTDT (Let’s table this)
02:23:55 Sir Bertrand Bell was first introduced in “The Search for Grog” a campaign 1 one-shot
02:24:25 Sam’s new drinking vessel
02:27:35 FCG has been covered in pee this whole time
02:28:25 INSIGHT CHECK
02:29:30 The earing changes hands
02:31:10 Orym is a one-liner master
02:31:55 Break Starts
02:35:45 You’ve got Gale
02:40:55 Break Ends
02:42:30 Laudna draws some attention
02:48:00 Dentures acting up
02:51:20 Good smells
02:53:10 FCG’s whole backstory
02:57:30 Soul touched
03:00:10 Bell needs a nap
03:01:20 It’s right over there
03:03:10 Haggling for rooms
03:10:10 Meeting Shadonna
03:13:20 Waking up Bertrand
03:17:35 Crown Keeper Conference
03:20:05 Ashton is bad at Rollies
03:22:40 FCG is also psyched about learning people’s backstories
03:26:00 Dorian’s performance
03:29:30 Fearne and FCG fail at cheating
03:35:45 Aww weird (first long rest)
03:38:45 Sam makes some puke noise
03:40:45 Making our way
03:42:35 Imogen and Laudna backstory
03:51:35 Lord Esteros
03:56:20 I don’t want to wait
03:58:00 Episode Ends