C3E069 Nice
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| Timestamp | Description |
|---|---|
| 00:00:20 | Nordo is hacking, and also turning into a horse |
| 00:04:05 | Bustin’ |
| 00:05:15 | Candela C2 |
| 00:06:55 | Cosplay and Stardew romances |
| 00:07:45 | Intro cinematic |
| 00:09:35 | EPISODE STARTS |
| 00:11:30 | Recap Ends (stop sneezing) |
| 00:13:00 | Charging the staff |
| 00:15:25 | MATT, STOP! |
| 00:18:10 | Manifesting a spa |
| 00:22:40 | Ashton has a panic attack |
| 00:26:10 | Ashton’s new fit |
| 00:30:40 | Orym does not have much smoke tolerance |
| 00:33:50 | Nel meets the team |
| 00:35:25 | FCG learns about Doty |
| 00:38:40 | Orym’s exploits |
| 00:44:05 | The cemetery of the Air Ashari |
| 00:46:15 | Catching up with Derrig and Will |
| 00:53:05 | Life is great |
| 00:55:05 | Team Glider is hyped (this is Episode 69 energy) |
| 00:57:30 | Skysailing is serious business (Laudna is on a cultural journey) |
| 00:59:40 | Laudna and Imogen are GF |
| 01:02:20 | The all-inclusive package |
| 01:03:50 | Callsigns |
| 01:07:45 | Laudna drops in |
| 01:10:25 | Chetney gets in the air |
| 01:11:55 | Dog fighting |
| 01:14:55 | Chetney takes a dive |
| 01:16:30 | Bees in his face |
| 01:18:50 | Chetney has been crop dusting the whole time |
| 01:22:30 | Ashton saw the whole thing |
| 01:25:40 | Chetney has gone into a zone of danger (hitting a cuckoo) |
| 01:27:35 | Orym is so proud |
| 01:29:45 | Painting Zephrah red |
| 01:34:00 | Orym’s new fit |
| 01:36:40 | Airy Eyrie |
| 01:41:00 | It’s easy to make a still, it’s hard to make a good still |
| 01:42:35 | Slow brownies |
| 01:46:00 | Automatons |
| 01:50:30 | Ashton is Team Titan (specifically Terra) |
| 01:54:35 | Checking for Delilah |
| 01:55:35 | Imogen and Laudna |
| 02:00:05 | Yelling at the gods |
| 02:01:45 | Sam’s flask |
| 02:03:30 | Delilah |
| 02:04:40 | BREAK STARTS |
| 02:14:50 | Art Montage |
| 02:16:50 | BREAK ENDS |
| 02:17:40 | Get tetted |
| 02:18:50 | Fearne is really buying into the smoking |
| 02:19:40 | Graz’tchar, the known demonic deceiver, deceives Chetney |
| 02:22:30 | Orym’s new art |
| 02:23:25 | Ashton’s new art |
| 02:24:15 | Party at Orym’s place |
| 02:26:15 | Fearne has seen Big D |
| 02:28:25 | Scrying on Dancer |
| 02:33:00 | Insight check |
| 02:34:05 | Message the stinky wizard |
| 02:40:05 | Seeing Keyleth |
| 02:48:20 | Graztchar will kill the party |
| 02:52:45 | Team player |
| 02:54:25 | Drugging the Tempest |
| 02:55:25 | Chetney is so cool |
| 02:58:40 | Chetney came from holding hands with Keyleth (Sam’s shirt) |
| 02:59:40 | Sam rolls a 1 out of 100 |
| 03:07:20 | Keyleth’s friend once tried to buy drugs in a casino |
| 03:08:50 | Chetney is not hiding his corruption well |
| 03:13:00 | Overcomplicating the operation |
| 03:17:00 | The second |
| 03:19:30 | Crazy |
| 03:26:05 | The second cumming |
| 03:31:25 | It’s a metaphor |
| 03:32:05 | Kimothee Chalamet |
| 03:34:05 | Pate gets what he deserves |
| 03:36:15 | The boss fight begins |
| 03:39:20 | The second health bar (eat it) |
| 03:42:10 | Third health bar |
| 03:43:40 | FCG just seems like he sucks (actually learning stuff about the bird) |
| 03:47:05 | RAW, she wouldn’t be destroyed, she’d just turn |
| 03:49:10 | Overcummed |
| 03:52:45 | Thicc tree boi |
| 03:57:40 | Episode Ends |
Main cast attendance
Ashley Johnson, Laura Bailey, Liam O’Brien, Marisha Ray, Matthew Mercer, Sam Riegel, Taliesin Jaffe, and Travis Willingham.
Total: 1
| Timestamp | Title | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 03:52:06 | Professor |
Total: 24
| Timestamp | Who? | Dialogue |
|---|---|---|
| 00:14:38 | Ashton | “Is no one else used to not having friends? Is this just a problem that we're going to have? Did you all have social lives before the moon started fucking--” |
| 00:14:47 | Ashton | “The moon fucking.” |
| 00:15:24 | Ashton | “I'm just being a fucker. Don't mind me.” |
| 00:18:32 | Ashton | “There's a fucking spa here.” |
| 00:18:36 | Ashton | “Everyone's so fucking relaxed.” |
| 01:13:35 | Ashton | “For fuck sakes.” |
| 01:22:35 | Ashton | “I've been following a fucking red line.” |
| 01:27:25 | Ashton | “Get the fuck out.” |
| 01:27:58 | Taliesin | “Fucking Road Runner cartoon in the sky.” |
| 01:29:46 | Ashton | “It was pretty fucking spectacular.” |
| 01:32:10 | Ashton | “I was thinking-- Well, we don't have time to get them fucked with now.” |
| 01:32:10 | Ashton | “We can get them fucked with later. I have a great idea.” |
| 01:40:28 | Ashton | “Just join in every fucking run.” |
| 01:44:42 | Ashton | “I mean, by having a colossal war and destroying huge chunks of it and killing a whole bunch of fucking people and--” |
| 01:45:09 | Ashton | “That Fearne was like eye-fucking.” |
| 02:25:16 | Ashton | “Oh, fuck.” |
| 02:35:35 | Ashton | “Where the fuck are you?” |
| 02:36:59 | Ashton | “What a beautiful morning! Good morning, you sad fucks! (laughter)” |
| 02:37:51 | Ashton | “Fuck yeah! (laughs)” |
| 02:56:32 | Ashton | “What the fuck did that chicken do to you?” |
| 02:59:52 | Taliesin | “All you hear is that sword go: Well fuck.” |
| 03:40:23 | Ashton | “I'm going to open the fucking hole.” |
| 03:53:05 | Ashton | “That's all we needed is a fucking tree.” |
| 03:54:46 | Ashton | “You fucked with the professor.” |
| Spells and Abilities | Spells Only | Leveled Spells Only | Spell Levels |
|---|---|---|---|
| 25 | 22 | 12 | 33 |
| Character | Spell | Base level | Cast at | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Imogen | Fly | 3 | 3 | |
| Laudna | Prestidigitation | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Imogen | Prestidigitation | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Laudna | Infestation | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Imogen | Prestidigitation | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Laudna | Wither and Bloom | 2 | 2 | |
| Imogen | Prestidigitation | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Laudna | Mending | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Imogen | Prestidigitation | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Chetney | Crimson Rite | - | - | Rite of the Flame |
| Orym | Sending | 3 | - | Via Sending Stone, Caleb |
| Imogen | Mage Hand | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Teleport | 7 | - | Via Staff of Dark Odyssey |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Mass Healing Word | 3 | 3 | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Locate Creature | 4 | 4 | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Lesser Restoration | 2 | 2 | |
| Imogen | Catapult | 1 | 1 | |
| Fearne | Scorching Ray | 2 | 2 | |
| Imogen | Shocking Grasp | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Fearne | Speak with Animals | 1 | 1 | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Identify | 1 | - | Via Goggles of Object Reading |
| Orym | Grasping Vine | 4 | - | Via Seedling |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Channel Divinity: Turn Undead | - | - | |
| Fearne | Guidance | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Laudna | Unsettling Presence | - | - |
Total: 15
| Timestamp | Gained item(s)/money | Paid item(s)/money | Payer | Where obtained | Recipient | How obtained | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 00:26:09 | New Outfit | Fanny Z | Ashton | Retrieved | |||
| 00:29:30 | Cigarette | Cigarette | FCG | Fearne | Gifted | ||
| 01:03:13 | Skysail Ride, goggles | 20gp | Laudna | Zephrah | Laudna | Purchased | |
| 01:03:13 | Skysail Ride, goggles | 20gp | Chetney | Zephrah | Chetney | Purchased | |
| 01:33:55 | New Outfit | Torth | Orym | Retrieved | |||
| 01:38:47 | Drinks | 1pp | Orym | Airy Eyrie | Party | Purchased | |
| 01:40:19 | Silver coins | Silver coins | Ashton | FCG | Gifted | ||
| 02:18:21 | Drugs (small bag) | Drugs (small bag) | Laudna | FCG | Gifted | ||
| 02:18:47 | Cigarette | Cigarette | FCG | Fearne | Gifted | ||
| 02:26:58 | Biscuits | Alma | Party | Gifted | |||
| 02:40:38 | Biscuits | Ingredients | FCG | FCG | Baked | ||
| 02:40:38 | Biscuits | FCG | Keyleth | Gifted | |||
| 02:40:44 | Muffins | Party | Keyleth | Gifted | |||
| 02:50:18 | Blue Perennem Flower Poultice | Keyleth | Party | Gifted | |||
| 03:50:54 | Gargo feathers | Gargo | FCG | Looted |
Total: 8
| Name | Affiliation | First mention | First appearance | Race (if given) | Description (if given) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ulli (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E069 Nice at 00:56:15 | C3E069 Nice at 00:56:15 | Halfling | Gentleman with massive gray goatee that completely obscures his mouth, hair pushed back in this fright wig type of style, tinted goggles, sleeveless leather tunic, medieval flight suit vibe (he/him) | |
| Air Ashari Skysailer | C3E069 Nice at 01:01:42 | C3E069 Nice at 01:01:42 | Elf | Woman in human equivalent of mid-20s, short brown hair that’s almost cut to a buzz cut except for the top where it’s slicked back, goggles (she/her) | |
| Airy Eyrie Employee 1 | C3E069 Nice at 01:38:09 | C3E069 Nice at 01:38:09 | Genasi (Air) | Gentleman in late 50s, bit of a receding hairline, short salt and pepper hair on the sides, thicker glasses at the end of his nose, bright smile with big gap in his front teeth (he/him) | |
| Airy Eyrie Employee 2 | C3E069 Nice at 01:37:47 | C3E069 Nice at 01:37:47 | |||
| Yios Hostel Patron 1 | C3E069 Nice at 03:10:37 | C3E069 Nice at 03:10:37 | Young adult | ||
| Yios Hostel Patron 2 | C3E069 Nice at 03:10:37 | C3E069 Nice at 03:10:37 | Young adult | ||
| Gargo's master | C3E069 Nice at 03:44:23 | (she/her) | |||
| Stanley (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E069 Nice at 03:51:52 | C3E069 Nice at 03:51:52 | Orc | Gentleman, Yios guard, big (he/him) |
Total: 3
| Timestamp | Description | Mention type | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 01:54:19 | Laudna reaches out to Delilah in Zephrah; Imogen and Laudna talk about Delilah and call out to the Moonweaver | Mention | |
| 02:03:44 | "No matter who you pray to, no matter who you reach for, you are, and will always be, mine." | Appearance (voice only) | |
| 03:45:03 | What if Shithead's necromancer was Delilah? | Out of character |
Total: 3
| Timestamp | Description | Mention type | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 01:48:49 | The party discusses the gods and Orym, Fearne, and Chetney mention their collective vision at the Matron temple | In world | |
| 01:59:04 | Laudna says she has a feeling that the Matron doesn't look kindly on someone like her | In world | |
| 02:00:19 | Travis says he thinks the cleric who was there after Eshteross died (Weva Vudol) was of the Duskmaven | Above table |
Total: 6
| Timestamp | Description |
|---|---|
| 01:42:31 | Ashton can try to make some booze. Not right now in the bar, later. |
| 01:42:52 | FCG has been slow-baking some brownies. Unfortunately, so has Chetney. |
| 01:54:40 | FCG wonders if Ashton is anti-god because they are Team Titan. |
| 02:26:24 | Has Fearne ever seen Big D? Chetney assures them she has. |
| 03:18:29 | Dancer tries to process everything FCG and Imogen present her. |
| 03:19:44 | In a different timeline, Chetney attacks Keyleth/Laudna. |