C3E047 The Fey Key
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| Timestamp | Description |
|---|---|
| 00:00:15 | Nord saga season 2 finale |
| 00:04:45 | Everyone is exhausted by the ad |
| 00:06:35 | Haley Sharpe is going to get the “Liam O’Brien” treatment |
| 00:08:55 | Intro cinematic |
| 00:10:50 | EPISODE STARTS |
| 00:15:05 | Recap Ends |
| 00:25:50 | Transforming Pate |
| 00:27:00 | Pate can’t fly |
| 00:33:30 | FCG may be human or dancer |
| 00:35:55 | FCG understands how the flat world works |
| 00:40:55 | Speaking internally |
| 00:43:40 | Nobody has good nature (ever-flowing light) |
| 00:56:45 | Ashton gets stuck |
| 01:08:00 | Keep the change |
| 01:08:55 | Liam breaks Laura |
| 01:11:10 | Take that Westminster |
| 01:17:30 | Cat mailman |
| 01:21:20 | Charming as Josh Gad |
| 01:26:05 | Your idea’s bad |
| 01:28:00 | Egad |
| 01:30:15 | Uninteresting werewolf |
| 01:35:30 | Eramad in a sweater |
| 01:37:45 | Sad howl |
| 01:38:35 | Fearne is no longer the stuff keeper |
| 01:40:15 | Messaging Imogen (666) |
| 01:48:00 | Putting people in the hole |
| 01:49:45 | Smoother than a mattress pad |
| 01:50:55 | Forgot to check the orb |
| 01:54:25 | Gloamglut (a jabberwock?) |
| 01:57:00 | Laura gives away their position |
| 01:57:45 | BREAK STARTS |
| 02:06:15 | Art Montage |
| 02:08:15 | BREAK ENDS (planning until 2:27:55) |
| 02:16:40 | Not good |
| 02:22:45 | Floating hamster (just don’t) |
| 02:23:45 | Suffocated guards |
| 02:27:15 | Loris Fearne |
| 02:31:35 | Map out |
| 02:34:00 | Liam trips twice moving 10 feet |
| 02:43:15 | Matt the rules lawyer |
| 02:46:40 | Sam’s flask |
| 02:57:50 | Pink Floyd video (more plans) |
| 03:14:10 | Things pop off |
| 03:23:00 | Battle begins |
| 03:31:45 | Divine coffee |
| 03:37:35 | FCG is defensive about machines |
| 03:38:40 | A big boom |
| 03:39:50 | Marisha knows to feather fall now |
| 03:43:40 | Moonfall |
| 03:49:50 | Working these beasts like he’s Crisp Rat |
| 03:54:05 | Ashton bamfs (an incredible pull from Matt) |
| 03:59:00 | Cinematic shots of the dragon mini |
| 04:08:35 | Sorrowlord Zathuda and Gloamglut |
| 04:13:25 | Full sprint |
| 04:16:40 | Keylething Laudna |
| 04:20:00 | Blaze it |
Main cast attendance
Ashley Johnson, Laura Bailey, Liam O’Brien, Marisha Ray, Matthew Mercer, Sam Riegel, Taliesin Jaffe, and Travis Willingham.
On video
Ashley Johnson.
Actual usages: 1
| Timestamp | Description | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 03:06:12 | "I imagine, you know, when nature starts taking over industry and destruction as branches and vines try and find a place and destruction as branches and vines try and find a place to grow on the inside." |
Total: 1
| Timestamp | Turned Into | Mister |
|---|---|---|
| 02:27:11 | Slow Loris |
Total: 31
| Timestamp | Who? | Dialogue |
|---|---|---|
| 00:36:26 | Ashton | “Fuck, Fearne!” |
| 00:36:31 | Ashton | “'-- to not bring it up. Fuck.” |
| 00:55:17 | Taliesin | “Fuck! Shit and piss!” |
| 00:55:25 | Taliesin | “Fuck.” |
| 01:00:45 | Taliesin | “Fuck.” |
| 01:05:19 | Ashton | “Jacks? Really, just fucking jacks? You could have asked for the fucking jacks, let's go.” |
| 01:05:28 | Narration | “You can see my fucking--” |
| 01:12:48 | Taliesin | “I fucking love it.” |
| 01:26:46 | Taliesin | “Chisel, motherfucker!” |
| 01:38:29 | Ashton | “Who has the fucking cloak?” |
| 02:13:05 | Ashton | “The fuck am I supposed to do with this?” |
| 02:24:51 | Taliesin | “Is there what? Yeah, it's, I-- Well, wearing armor fucks me up.” |
| 02:26:00 | Ashton | “I want to keep my fucking hammer, but I know I can't do that right now because I'll be caught.” |
| 02:31:34 | Taliesin | “Holy fuck!” |
| 02:33:51 | Taliesin | “Oh god, those plants are fucking amazing.” |
| 02:58:31 | Taliesin | “Fuck my life!” |
| 03:11:25 | Taliesin | “I was just thinking about fucking it up so it's really hard to--” |
| 03:11:37 | Taliesin | “I have a whole bunch of fucking-- I apologize, I have a whole bunch of pasta dough sitting-- (laughter)” |
| 03:29:35 | Narration | “Fuck it, I know I can't make an attack yet,” |
| 03:29:35 | Narration | “but fuck it, I'm going to start the rage.” |
| 03:29:41 | Taliesin | “So, let's see what the fuck's up.” |
| 03:29:51 | Taliesin | “No one can see because I'm wearing this weird armor, so no one knows what the fuck's going on right now.” |
| 03:40:57 | Taliesin | “Holy fuck.” |
| 03:42:31 | Taliesin | “Let's get the fuck out of here.” |
| 03:43:50 | Taliesin | “Oh shit, they know something's wrong now. We got to get the fuck out of here.” |
| 03:54:49 | Ashton | “I'll say, for my bonus action, "Run the fuck away!"” |
| 03:58:55 | Taliesin | “Oh, for fuck's sake.” |
| 04:09:02 | Taliesin | “Oh, fuck me.” |
| 04:11:51 | Taliesin | “Oh, fuck.” |
| 04:14:07 | Taliesin | “Fuck my life.” |
| 04:18:58 | Taliesin | “Oh fuck!” |
| Spells and Abilities | Spells Only | Leveled Spells Only | Spell Levels |
|---|---|---|---|
| 43 | 36 | 23 | 54 |
| Character | Spell | Base level | Cast at | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fresh Cut Grass | Guidance | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Ashton | Pass without Trace | 2 | - | Merge with Stone |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Guidance | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Fearne | Guidance | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Guidance | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Imogen | Invisibility | 2 | - | via Shadow Touched |
| Chetney | Invisibility | 2 | - | via Shadow Touched |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Dispel Magic | 3 | 3 | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Guidance | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Laudna | Spider Climb | 2 | 2 | |
| Imogen | Invisibility | 2 | 3 | Laudna, Orym |
| Laudna | Message | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Banishment | 4 | 4 | Unseelie guard |
| Fearne | Guidance | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Imogen | Inflict Wounds | 1 | 2 | |
| Fearne | Hold Person | 2 | 2 | |
| Orym | Druidcraft | Cantrip | Cantrip | Flower |
| Fearne | Wild Shape | - | - | Slow Loris |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Guidance | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Channel Divinity: Sympathetic Binding | - | - | Orym, Laudna, Ashton |
| Laudna | Prestidigitation | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Laudna | Form of Dread | - | - | |
| Orym | Druidcraft | Cantrip | Cantrip | Small flame |
| Laudna | Mirror Image | 2 | 2 | |
| Laudna | Shield | 1 | 1 | |
| Imogen | Witch Bolt | 1 | 2 | |
| Chetney | Crimson Rite | - | - | Rite of the Flame |
| Laudna | Eldritch Blast | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Laudna | Eldritch Blast | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Spiritual Weapon | 2 | 2 | Spilling cup of coffee |
| Fearne | Wall of Fire | 4 | 4 | |
| Laudna | Feather Fall | 1 | 1 | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Transfer Suffering | - | - | |
| Chetney | Shatter | 2 | - | Via Turmoil |
| Chetney | Blood Curse of Bloated Agony | - | - | Eremad 2 |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Healing Word | 1 | 2 | Imogen heals 7 points |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Mass Healing Word | 3 | 3 | All except Orym heal 5 points |
| Imogen | Invisibility | 2 | 3 | Imogen, FCG |
| Orym | Grasping Vine | 4 | - | Via Seedling |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Transfer Suffering | - | - | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Shield of Help | 1 | 1 | |
| Orym | Grasping Vine | 4 | - | Via Seedling |
| Laudna | Silvery Barbs | 1 | 1 |
PC natural 20s
Total: 9
| Timestamp | Character | Description |
|---|---|---|
| 00:20:07 | Imogen | Stealth Check with advantage |
| 00:23:14 | Orym | Perception Check with advantage |
| 00:37:49 | Pâté | Perception Check |
| 01:47:00 | Chetney | Strength Check with advantage |
| 01:51:47 | Orym | Perception Check |
| 02:30:34 | Laudna | Stealth Check with advantage |
| 02:37:01 | Orym | Stealth Check with advantage |
| 02:57:08 | Orym | Acrobatics Check |
| 03:19:22 | Imogen | Witch Bolt against Orb 1 |
PC natural 1s
DM natural 20s
DM natural 1s
Total: 4
| Timestamp | Gained item(s)/money | Paid item(s)/money | Payer | Where obtained | Recipient | How obtained | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 02:13:02 | Flower | Flower | Orym | - | Chetney | Gifted | |
| 02:22:26 | Skirath poison (vial) | Chetney | - | - | Expended | ||
| 02:25:49 | Armor, shield, battleaxe (plus one) | Unseelie Guard 1 | - | Chetney | Looted | ||
| 02:25:49 | Armor, shield, battleaxe (plus one) | Unseelie Guard 1 | - | Ashton | Looted |
Total: 5
| Name | Affiliation | First mention | First appearance | Race (if given) | Description (if given) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Zathuda, Sorrowlord, Bearer of the Lightless Flame, Grove Captain of the Unseelie Court (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E026 Hidden Truths at 00:26:05 | C3E047 The Fey Key at 01:50:28 | Similar armor to other Unseelie soldiers but with a heavier dark coloration to them, shoulders curve up wider, helmet adornment is extremely tall, seven feet tall, pale skin, elongated ears, black bros that extend into a thick hairline, thick wavy black hair that almost hits shoulders, magical tattoo markings that dorn the temples, the cheeks the jaw and the chin, dark gray eyes with black wide pupil, chest plate dark armor has hollow in it | ||
| Gloamglut | C3E047 The Fey Key at 00:39:24 | C3E047 The Fey Key at 01:54:18 | Fey dragon | A massive, serpent-like creature, probably head to tail about 45-50 feet in length. It looks like a dragon, but its limbs are long and thin. Its wings are membranous and somewhat see through. Looks like a stretched frog-dragon. Its jaw and nose are snubbed and its eyes are bulging and white. It has rows and rows of shark-like teeth and wears a saddle so that Sorrowlord Zathuda can ride it. | |
| Unseelie War Band | C3E047 The Fey Key at 00:50:01 | C3E047 The Fey Key at 00:50:01 | 15, Intricate dark metal plates and leathers with shining silver inlay across it in places, wickedly armed, wooden masks cover faces with horns or antlers that protrude from helmet with different decorations of beads and little bones tethered that are silent; some larger hulking with elements of dark red or brown fur; some smaller, stockier figures; some tiny winged figures | ||
| Unseelie War Band Nightmare Rider | C3E047 The Fey Key at 00:51:05 | C3E047 The Fey Key at 00:51:05 | Deep red skin, thick reddish hide | ||
| Unseelie Shiver Keep Gate Guards | C3E047 The Fey Key at 01:21:42 | C3E047 The Fey Key at 01:21:42 | Two |
Total: 1
| Timestamp | Description |
|---|---|
| 00:36:16 | “It’s not how this flat world works” |