C3E083 Ruidus
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HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing:
| Timestamp | Description |
|---|---|
| 00:00:20 | Tights talk |
| 00:03:05 | OnlySams |
| 00:06:05 | A fantastic segue into Laura’s merch corner |
| 00:08:20 | Travis aims true |
| 00:09:05 | Intro cinematic |
| 00:10:55 | EPISODE STARTS |
| 00:12:50 | Recap Ends |
| 00:15:15 | Map out (Chetney is Scanlan’s dad and/or granddad) |
| 00:18:55 | FCG has to overcome a possum |
| 00:21:25 | Have Laudna and Imogen actually banged? They haven’t been alone very much |
| 00:24:40 | Battle begins |
| 00:26:20 | Why do they have a bell? |
| 00:32:20 | Space Wolves |
| 00:40:35 | Reiloran nopes out (Miresens) |
| 00:41:35 | Checking Exandria’s rotation |
| 00:47:45 | 232 |
| 00:49:10 | Daddy’s hands |
| 00:53:15 | Fearne has forgotten everything (that one Reiloran must be freaked out) |
| 00:54:55 | Mister > Trinket |
| 00:57:55 | Chetney sneaks like a lion |
| 00:59:30 | Sam, we always knew you were bad at DnD |
| 01:01:30 | Fearne burrows |
| 01:02:55 | I made believe bad |
| 01:05:25 | Moonbounders |
| 01:08:45 | First rule of DnD: everyone split up |
| 01:15:25 | Sam makes believe good |
| 01:18:15 | Only one poop per month, canonically |
| 01:22:45 | Sneaking with the thunder clap |
| 01:29:30 | Command (FCG is suspiciously good at lying) |
| 01:33:30 | STOP IT |
| 01:35:15 | Sam finally rerolls a one |
| 01:38:05 | Queef out |
| 01:41:00 | Chay-Chay |
| 01:42:45 | Close call |
| 01:44:55 | Level up |
| 01:46:55 | BREAK STARTS |
| 01:58:15 | Art Montage |
| 02:00:10 | BREAK ENDS (optimizers don’t @ Ashley) |
| 02:02:00 | Marisha unleashes the salsa |
| 02:03:45 | Chetney is in his element |
| 02:10:35 | Orym queefs away |
| 02:13:35 | A Hamilton ref in 2024 |
| 02:16:05 | Hard to escape Hamilton songs, once you start (Sam’s gas can) |
| 02:19:10 | Moon bison (drifting) |
| 02:23:35 | 2 clouds hang back, nobody knows who |
| 02:27:15 | Squid swimming |
| 02:29:05 | Shelter inside the buffalo |
| 02:32:30 | Like father like son |
| 02:33:40 | Dequeefing |
| 02:37:55 | Laudna knows all about natural moisture |
| 02:39:35 | Tremors |
| 02:46:05 | RIP Dork the Ox, gone but not forgotten |
| 02:47:35 | Now that doesn’t make sense |
| 02:48:35 | Imogen and Fearne are drawn together |
| 02:51:20 | The bloody bridges have synced up (new feat) |
| 02:55:15 | Everybody has special auras, right Matt? |
| 03:00:00 | Imogen’s dream (wow, she fell asleep that fast? Jealous) |
| 03:03:45 | Do you resist, or do you delve deeper? |
| 03:08:30 | Orym is getting intense |
| 03:13:15 | The Reilorans are wonderful? |
| 03:16:30 | How does the campaign end |
| 03:22:25 | Pate is back |
| 03:25:25 | The juggernaut comes out in pieces |
| 03:29:45 | Reiloran hotdog |
| 03:32:00 | Moon ranch |
| 03:45:15 | Find some children |
| 03:51:15 | Don’t scream |
| 03:53:55 | Episode Ends |
Main cast attendance
Ashley Johnson, Laura Bailey, Liam O’Brien, Marisha Ray, Matthew Mercer, Sam Riegel, Taliesin Jaffe, and Travis Willingham.
Total: 1
| Timestamp | Turned Into | Mister |
|---|---|---|
| 00:38:28 | - | Summoned |
Total: 1
| Timestamp | Description | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 03:05:35 | “You all watch as Imogen just screams loudly, her eyes bright red and you watch as all of the spider-like lightning marks on her body brighten like the end of a heated ember before they slowly subside as she returns.” | Pulling herself out of communion with Predathos of Ruidus |
Total: 1
| Timestamp | Occasion | Type |
|---|---|---|
| 01:09:19 | Ruidus | Space |
Total: 22
| Timestamp | Who? | Dialogue |
|---|---|---|
| 00:25:32 | Narration | “I'm going to-- Fuck it, I'm going to-- I'm going to hold my attack.” |
| 00:25:32 | Taliesin | “Where am I there? We're hidden enough from this motherfucker, right?” |
| 01:08:12 | Ashton | “Laudna, do you have a fucking plan?” |
| 01:08:36 | Narration | “I'm going to rage, first of all, because that's where we fucking are.” |
| 01:09:12 | Narration | “I'm going to see what the fuck's going on with me.” |
| 01:09:37 | Narration | “Okay, I'm going to also hold an attack until he's within 60 feet, and I'm going to, because I'm worried about these fuckers.” |
| 01:09:59 | Narration | “No, towards our friends who are fucked.” |
| 01:10:28 | Narration | “Yeah. I'm just, I'm ready to fuck with them if it comes to it.” |
| 01:11:08 | Taliesin | “We got to get the fuck out of here.” |
| 01:34:47 | Taliesin | “Don't fuck it up.” |
| 01:35:56 | Taliesin | “Oh, fuck right off,” |
| 01:35:56 | Taliesin | “you motherfucker! Boo.” |
| 01:38:08 | Taliesin | “Fuck yeah.” |
| 02:53:02 | Ashton | “What the fuck do you think they're doing over there?” |
| 02:59:02 | Ashton | “Fuck around and find out.” |
| 02:59:14 | Ashton | “That really hurt, you motherfucker.” |
| 03:10:51 | Ashton | “It's just a fucking inevitability.” |
| 03:22:31 | Ashton | “Oh, for fuck's sakes.” |
| 03:28:22 | Ashton | “Well, shit, let's keep those, man. Fuck.” |
| 03:29:41 | Narration | “This fucker has more hit points than I do now, but I'm good that because I can--” |
| 03:38:43 | Taliesin | “Fuck yes.” |
| 03:46:36 | Ashton | “I'm willing to put, I guess good money, whatever that means here, that most Reilorans are fucking fine.” |
| Map number | Map |
|---|---|
| 1 |
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| Spells and Abilities | Spells Only | Leveled Spells Only | Spell Levels |
|---|---|---|---|
| 14 | 13 | 11 | 30 |
| Character | Spell | Base level | Cast at | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fearne | Pass without Trace | 2 | 2 | |
| Laudna | Phantasmal Force | 2 | 2 | |
| Laudna | Darkness | 2 | 2 | |
| Fearne | Wild Shape | - | - | Summon Mister |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Passwall | 5 | - | Via Staff of Dark Odyssey |
| Imogen | Lightning Bolt | 3 | 3 | |
| Imogen | Invisibility | 2 | - | Via Shadow Touched |
| Imogen | Seething Storm | 3 | 3 | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Banishment | 4 | 4 | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Command | 1 | 1 | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Telepathic Bond | 5 | - | Ritual |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Light | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Fearne | Guidance | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Laudna | Find Familiar | 1 | 1 |
PC natural 20s
PC natural 1s
DM natural 1s
Total: 1
| Timestamp | Character | Description |
|---|---|---|
| 01:24:23 | Tishtan Reiloran Juggernaut 2 | Attack with disadvantage against wall |
Total: 13
| Timestamp | Gained item(s)/money | Paid item(s)/money | Payer | Where obtained | Recipient | How obtained | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 03:28:34 | Reiloran Juggernaut shoulder spike | Reiloran Juggernaut | Chetney | Looted | |||
| 03:28:41 | Reiloran Juggernaut shoulder spike | Reiloran Juggernaut | FCG | Looted | |||
| 03:29:02 | bone cestus claw weapon (2) | Reiloran Juggernaut | Chetney | Looted | |||
| 03:29:14 | Apple Fritter (4) | Ingredients | FCG | Baked | |||
| 03:29:14 | Apple Fritter | Apple Fritter | FCG | Laudna | Gifted | ||
| 03:29:14 | Apple Fritter | Apple Fritter | FCG | Fearne | Gifted | ||
| 03:29:14 | Apple Fritter | Apple Fritter | FCG | Imogen | Gifted | ||
| 03:29:14 | Apple Fritter | Apple Fritter | FCG | Orym | Gifted | ||
| 03:29:23 | Apple Fritter | Laudna | Consumed | 4 temp HP | |||
| 03:29:23 | Apple Fritter | Fearne | Consumed | 4 temp HP | |||
| 03:29:23 | Apple Fritter | Imogen | Consumed | 4 temp HP | |||
| 03:29:23 | Apple Fritter | Orym | Consumed | 4 temp HP | |||
| 03:29:45 | Limbs and head of Reiloran Juggernaut | Reiloran Juggernaut | Party | Looted |
Total: 5
| Name | Affiliation | First mention | First appearance | Race (if given) | Description (if given) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Reilora in tent | C3E083 Ruidus at 00:40:17 | C3E083 Ruidus at 00:40:17 | Reilora | He/him | |
| Mounted Reilora | C3E083 Ruidus at 01:05:06 | C3E083 Ruidus at 01:05:06 | Reilora | Mounted on a massive, muscular, scaled panther creature (hunting feline type body) with no neck or head, just a jaw and a mouth, and with a big leather and chain mount for the rider. | |
| Mounted Reiloran Shrike | C3E083 Ruidus at 01:05:06 | C3E083 Ruidus at 01:05:06 | Reilora | Mounted on a massive, muscular, scaled panther creature (hunting feline type body) with no neck or head, just a jaw and a mouth, and with a big leather and chain mount for the rider. | |
| Vanguard and allied Reilora - various | C3E083 Ruidus at 01:23:31 | C3E083 Ruidus at 01:23:31 | Some Exandrian, some Reilora wearing patchwork leather and bone and carrying massive glaives made of bone or jagged crystal-like glass material held together with bits of metal | ||
| Dono | C3E083 Ruidus at 03:51:20 | C3E083 Ruidus at 03:51:20 | Bormodo | He/him. Squat bipedal humanoid with short, thick limbs and digits. Has a much smaller additional set of folded arms that are right in the sternum area and have long, thin, very dextrous fingers. He has an extremely rotund, almost cherub-like face with mostly black eyes, just the very edges of which whites are visible. He has smile marks and a flesh nub with slits where the nose should be and a deeply-set mouth. Wearing a cloak. |
Total: 1
| Timestamp | Description | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 02:59:21 | Imogen communes with Predathos from the surface of Ruidus. She again feels a profound draw towards it and hears emotions that give a sense of "Welcome home. Join us. Wake us." She sees a network of all the Ruidusborn around her and forces herself out of the vision. | Not a dream per se but in the same vein |
Total: 1
| Timestamp | Description | Mention type | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 01:45:44 | Marisha says she feels like there's nothing left for her in Warlock; Matt says Delilah would disagree | Out of character |
Total: 5
| Timestamp | Description |
|---|---|
| 01:38:12 | “We need to queef out of here” |
| 02:32:37 | Double dirty 20s from Travis and Liam - “Like father, like son” |
| 02:34:16 | Be-queefed. Beep Beep. |
| 02:38:06 | Laudna is intimately familiar with the more moisture-based portions of natural spaces |
| 02:53:51 | Imogen and Fearne sharing tampons |
