C3E072 Phantasmal Parley
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| Timestamp | Description |
|---|---|
| 00:00:25 | Mortal Kombat Quiz (Marisha is trying to cheat) |
| 00:06:55 | Laura’s merch corner |
| 00:08:35 | Intro cinematic |
| 00:10:25 | EPISODE STARTS |
| 00:12:50 | Recap Ends (compass copy) |
| 00:14:25 | Chetney talks about his beef serpent |
| 00:17:05 | FCG doesn’t know how compasses work (reading the map) |
| 00:22:55 | Imogen becomes her mom |
| 00:26:25 | The first interrogation |
| 00:28:25 | How long until… we strike? |
| 00:31:55 | Back to death |
| 00:34:30 | Second interrogation |
| 00:38:10 | Accidental question |
| 00:39:30 | Tell me the entrances… can you? |
| 00:43:15 | Skipping skulls |
| 00:46:55 | Summoning the ship |
| 00:50:15 | Matt can’t handle a crooked mic |
| 00:53:20 | Well that didn’t work (map out) |
| 00:56:20 | Sam’s flask |
| 00:58:00 | Battle begins |
| 01:01:25 | Ashton has a fun new ability |
| 01:07:25 | Slow motion shockwave |
| 01:11:40 | Travis still loves ship talk |
| 01:15:30 | Negating the crit |
| 01:21:10 | Turn Undead |
| 01:28:45 | Sam hurts himself |
| 01:35:15 | Orym gets roasted |
| 01:45:40 | Siri gets in the battle |
| 01:47:30 | The sniper hates FCG |
| 01:50:45 | Zombies in the hole |
| 01:52:00 | Halfling skeletons are creepy |
| 01:58:50 | Thanks Ashton, and nobody else |
| 02:03:15 | Serves you right |
| 02:06:55 | No blood |
| 02:08:45 | Laudna tries to make an undead friend |
| 02:10:55 | Taking his turn to continue the parley (Laudna fixes a different curse) |
| 02:19:35 | FCG down again (with a secret dice tower) |
| 02:28:25 | Showing off the blade |
| 02:31:25 | Getting psyched for the roll |
| 02:32:25 | Breaking up with a sword |
| 02:33:25 | BREAK STARTS |
| 02:46:15 | Art Montage |
| 02:48:15 | BREAK ENDS (Fearne learns about consequences) |
| 02:52:45 | Kyle kinda sucks though |
| 02:56:20 | Sam loves Matt’s whispers |
| 02:59:10 | Fear fight (Chetney can’t handle it) |
| 03:00:45 | Pirate backstory |
| 03:07:50 | Captain’s quarters (enunciation) |
| 03:13:10 | Incredible response time |
| 03:15:40 | FCG reveals he’s never actually been able to cast Identify (BG3 boots) |
| 03:18:25 | Negotiating for the fast boots |
| 03:23:25 | Ghosts don’t have maps |
| 03:25:00 | Ashton and the navigator |
| 03:31:10 | Sleep of the dead |
| 03:35:55 | Captain Buttonbeard |
| 03:38:00 | Shmal |
| 03:39:20 | Beads of Love |
| 03:40:40 | Kyle had a rough time |
| 03:45:45 | Odo |
| 03:47:15 | Explaining Rollies (game publishers) |
| 03:49:30 | Losing secrets to Rollies |
| 03:50:40 | The bug story is common to Imogen and Jester |
| 03:52:35 | Game design is an adaptive process |
| 03:54:45 | Episode Ends |
Main cast attendance
Ashley Johnson, Laura Bailey, Liam O’Brien, Marisha Ray, Matthew Mercer, Sam Riegel, Taliesin Jaffe, and Travis Willingham.
Actual usages: 1
| Timestamp | Description | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 01:05:43 | "You know, it's a little halfway between, you know, my tree form and my widow form. Mirroring them a little bit, too. Maybe I got some barnacles." |
Total: 5
| Timestamp | Type | Dialogue |
|---|---|---|
| 01:34:20 | Goading Attack | “I will make the first a goading attack.” |
| 01:34:42 | Disarming Attack | “And then I'll do disarm attack and try to knock their gun into the water.” |
| 01:57:11 | Pushing Attack | “Cool, I'm going to grab hold of this giant crossbow bolt in the deck and swing around into the enemy next to me and try to do a pushing attack into the water.” |
| 02:24:04 | Pushing Attack | “I want to jam my blade into the deck and then jack rabbit kick it towards that side of the ship with a pushing attack.” |
| 02:24:50 | Pushing Attack | “Just hits, pushing attack.” |
Total: 1
| Timestamp | Description | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 01:44:32 | “And my eyes are going to flare white and I'm going to say: Back the fuck off! I'm going to cast Shock Flare at 3rd-level.” | Fighting the ghost pirates |
Total: 1
| Timestamp | Occasion | Type |
|---|---|---|
| 01:00:03 | Crimson Abyss Crew | Space |
Total: 47
| Timestamp | Who? | Dialogue |
|---|---|---|
| 00:18:12 | Taliesin | “I'm fucking with you.” |
| 00:18:31 | Ashton | “That fucking reminds me, we got to clean that up.” |
| 00:47:01 | Ashton | “For fuck's sake.” |
| 01:04:17 | Ashton | “Oh, for fuck's sake.” |
| 01:19:22 | Taliesin | “God fucking damn it.” |
| 01:38:14 | Taliesin | “Can I do anything fucking else? Ah!” |
| 01:38:21 | Taliesin | “Yeah, but they're all clearly fucking running, right?” |
| 01:47:47 | Taliesin | “Here we fucking go.” |
| 01:48:24 | Taliesin | “I got a fucking plan, but.” |
| 01:49:02 | Taliesin | “Just taken some fucking cover.” |
| 01:49:16 | Taliesin | “God fucking damn it.” |
| 01:49:28 | Narration | “I am now pointing at that motherfucker.” |
| 01:50:24 | Taliesin | “Motherfucker, I had plans.” |
| 01:51:23 | Taliesin | “God fucking damn it.” |
| 01:52:12 | Ashton | “Fuck.” |
| 01:52:22 | Taliesin | “Fuck,” |
| 01:52:22 | Taliesin | “fuck,” |
| 01:52:22 | Taliesin | “fuck.” |
| 01:55:07 | Taliesin | “Anything with this little fucker next to me, so.” |
| 01:56:28 | Taliesin | “Little fucking skeleton there” |
| 01:56:28 | Taliesin | “fucker.” |
| 01:58:14 | Narration | “I'm going to take my two steps to that little motherfucker.” |
| 01:59:40 | Narration | “I'm going to use a Wormhole Strike, motherfucker.” |
| 01:59:47 | Narration | “At that goddamn bolt fucker.” |
| 01:59:51 | Taliesin | “You heard me! The bolt fucker.” |
| 02:00:33 | Taliesin | “Don't fuck up.” |
| 02:00:39 | Taliesin | “Thank fucking god.” |
| 02:00:57 | Taliesin | “Fuck.” |
| 02:00:58 | Taliesin | “Fuck, that scared me.” |
| 02:03:04 | Taliesin | “If this fucker hadn't gone down, it would've been way worse.” |
| 02:03:58 | Taliesin | “Fuck,” |
| 02:03:58 | Taliesin | “fuck,” |
| 02:03:58 | Taliesin | “fuck.” |
| 02:19:46 | Taliesin | “It wouldn't have fucking mattered.” |
| 02:19:57 | Taliesin | “You would be down because that fucker would be right on top of you.” |
| 02:23:11 | Taliesin | “The thing's going to get right the fuck back up.” |
| 02:25:55 | Narration | “I'm going to hit that tiny little motherfucker--” |
| 02:27:12 | Ashton | “(whooshes) Fuck.” |
| 03:02:46 | Ashton | “We literally could've done this 20 minutes before without beating the entire crew into the fucking water fives times.” |
| 03:09:49 | Ashton | “Do you know what the fuck is going on out there, by the way, with everywhere right now?” |
| 03:09:49 | Ashton | “Have you noticed any of the crazy fucking shit that's going on? Has it affected your shit, what's going on right now?” |
| 03:15:36 | Ashton | “We have these weird motherfucking boots.” |
| 03:22:46 | Ashton | “That bib is so fucking ugly.” |
| 03:25:39 | Ashton | “Point fucking made.” |
| 03:29:29 | Ashton | “So if I were you, and I only say this because I really have an affinity for people who have fucked up their eyes, I'd think about what you have and what it's worth, and is it worth anything? Then, I don't know, from the feeling I get, you've been here a long time.” |
| 03:30:02 | Ashton | “Nah, but I know being fucking angry.” |
| 03:32:10 | Taliesin | “God fucking damn it.” |
Total: 9
| Timestamp | Character(s) | Description |
|---|---|---|
| 01:01:12 | Ashton | Crew 2, Hammer |
| 01:45:22 | Imogen | Crew ?, Shock Flare |
| 01:46:15 | Imogen | Crew ?, Minute Meteors |
| 01:58:44 | Ashton | Crew ?, Hammer Reckless |
| 02:16:50 | Imogen | Cyrillia, Raulothim’s Psychic Lance |
| 02:16:50 | Imogen | Woedders, Raulothim’s Psychic Lance |
| 02:25:36 | Orym | Cyrillia, Seedling Pushing |
| 02:26:12 | Ashton | Crew ?, Hammer Reckless |
| 02:26:38 | Ashton | Crew ?, Hammer |
| Spells and Abilities | Spells Only | Leveled Spells Only | Spell Levels |
|---|---|---|---|
| 20 | 17 | 14 | 35 |
| Character | Spell | Base level | Cast at | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fresh Cut Grass | Speak with Dead | 3 | 3 | Paragon's Call druid |
| Fearne | Guidance | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Speak with Dead | 3 | 3 | General Ratanish |
| Imogen | Mage Hand | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Enhance Ability | 2 | 2 | Chetney, Eagle's Splendor |
| Fearne | Guidance | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Imogen | Mage Armor | 1 | 1 | |
| Laudna | Form of Dread | - | - | |
| Laudna | Fireball | 3 | 3 | |
| Imogen | Minute Meteors | 3 | 3 | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Channel Divinity: Turn Undead | - | - | |
| Fearne | Fire Shield | 4 | 4 | |
| Orym | Grasping Vine | 4 | - | Via Seedling |
| Imogen | Shock Flare | 1 | 3 | |
| Fearne | Cure Wounds | 1 | 1 | FCG heals 8 points, is conscious |
| Chetney | Blood Curse of Bloated Agony | - | - | Amplified |
| Laudna | Silent Image | 1 | 1 | |
| Imogen | Psychic Lance | 4 | 4 | |
| Fearne | Cure Wounds | 1 | 2 | FCG heals 13 points, is conscious |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Identify | 1 | - | Via Goggles of Object Reading |
PC natural 20s
PC natural 1s
Total: 4
| Timestamp | Character | Description |
|---|---|---|
| 01:04:36 | Chetney | Deception Check with advantage and Guidance (disregarded) |
| 01:22:45 | Laudna | Wisdom Save |
| 01:34:06 | Orym | Seedling Disarming against First Mate with Halfling Luck (disregarded) |
| 02:24:16 | Orym | Seedling Pushing against First Mate with Halfling Luck (disregarded) |
DM natural 20s
DM natural 1s
Total: 12
| Name | Affiliation | First mention | First appearance | Race (if given) | Description (if given) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Woedders, First Mate (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 01:31:36 | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 01:31:36 | Skeleton (Human) | Moss-covered pistol, big blade, wild bush of black curly hair, bleached skull, eyes flickering blue flame (she/her) | |
| Cyrillia (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 01:13:54 | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 01:13:54 | Skeleton (Fire Genasi) | Blackened skeleton with veins of reddish light through it, heavy sash over shoulder, partially armored breastplate on one shoulder, long leather strap embedded into the back of the skull, massive heavy crossbow, blue flame out of one eye socket, other eye is dark and vacant (she/they) | |
| Jamal (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 02:52:41 | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 02:52:41 | Skeleton | ||
| Odo (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 02:52:41 | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 02:52:41 | Skeleton | Tall, thin skeleton, dark coat that’s tattered past the knees, collar flipped up | |
| Peters (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 02:52:41 | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 02:52:41 | Skeleton | ||
| Bruda (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 02:52:41 | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 02:52:41 | Skeleton | Feminine skeleton, jet black scarf tied around skull, two gold rings embedded in the bone where the nose would be (she/her) | |
| Vendallo (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 02:52:41 | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 02:52:41 | Skeleton (Orc or Half-Orc) | Presence of strength and honorable majesty for a skeleton | |
| Whitts Twin 1 (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 02:52:41 | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 02:52:41 | Skeleton (Halfling) | ||
| Whitts Twin 2 (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 02:52:41 | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 02:52:41 | Skeleton (Halfling) | ||
| Carmilla (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 02:52:41 | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 02:52:41 | Skeleton | ||
| Sanjay (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 02:52:41 | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 02:52:41 | Skeleton (Human, Half-Elf, or Elf) | Henna-like carving in the skull in places, piece of straw hangs out of the mouth bent in the middle, violin (he/him) | |
| Kyle (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 02:52:41 | C3E072 Phantasmal Parley at 02:52:41 | Skeleton | Small (he/him) |
Total: 1
| Timestamp | Description |
|---|---|
| 01:21:19 | Turn Undead/Destroy Undead |