C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon
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| Timestamp | Description |
|---|---|
| 00:01:25 | This year in sponsorships |
| 00:04:35 | Assmatt |
| 00:06:05 | Laura’s merch corner |
| 00:07:20 | Thanks for everything CritRoleStats |
| 00:09:00 | Intro cinematic |
| 00:10:45 | EPISODE STARTS |
| 00:12:40 | Recap Ends (completely nonsexual) |
| 00:13:40 | Ashley shirt |
| 00:19:00 | All the monkey’s paw stuff is actually great (Boss Baby) |
| 00:21:25 | Ligament Manor has good bones |
| 00:22:10 | Making lava |
| 00:28:05 | Fearne asks Ashton to go deeper |
| 00:31:50 | Ashley tries to describe Fearne’s new abilities in character |
| 00:34:25 | Fearne does Roxanne |
| 00:38:10 | Uncut gems |
| 00:41:00 | Ashton hates gingers |
| 00:42:25 | Sam’s first two resolutions |
| 00:44:45 | Ashton and Fearne are cute and awkward |
| 00:49:20 | Chetney changes a door’s life |
| 00:55:35 | Chetney could become wood |
| 00:57:45 | Chetney gets warlocked up |
| 00:59:20 | Chetney and Morrigan make a deal (RIP to every more famous toymaker) |
| 01:02:50 | Discussing the deal with the group |
| 01:07:15 | To be fair, he is going to die soon |
| 01:09:45 | Heroes Yeast (Emergen C. Exit) |
| 01:18:00 | Dreaming of the Bloody Bridge |
| 01:28:35 | Imogen is alone |
| 01:31:15 | More Sam resolutions |
| 01:36:55 | Chetney’s new monocle |
| 01:38:15 | Orym goes to Nana Morri |
| 01:41:50 | Orym and Morrigan make a deal (arguably, because Laudna is undead, Orym is paid out) |
| 01:49:35 | BREAK STARTS |
| 02:00:30 | Art Montage |
| 02:02:30 | BREAK ENDS |
| 02:03:35 | The whole party makes deals |
| 02:10:45 | FCG eats some souls |
| 02:12:10 | Magic items that shrink |
| 02:13:25 | Fearne says goodbye to her parents |
| 02:21:10 | Back to Exandria |
| 02:24:25 | The slow voice is hot |
| 02:28:50 | 3 heavy hitters |
| 02:32:15 | Qi Mendozi, Tofor Bretorus, and Earthbreaker Groon |
| 02:33:25 | Hot Boy Qi |
| 02:36:35 | War ten (Sam flask 3) |
| 02:41:00 | VM advice |
| 02:44:25 | The plan |
| 02:54:15 | Open the hole |
| 02:57:00 | Ruidus racism |
| 03:00:15 | Groon is so cool |
| 03:03:35 | Qi, Keykey, and we |
| 03:06:55 | Just the tip of the spear |
| 03:07:50 | Laudna and Keyleth |
| 03:12:40 | Magic conference call |
| 03:15:10 | Imogen and Kord |
| 03:19:00 | Magical words |
| 03:20:25 | Damn, nostalgic for Wind Walk |
| 03:22:00 | The illusory assault |
| 03:31:50 | A magical battle |
| 03:34:25 | Map out |
| 03:35:50 | Episode Ends |
Main cast attendance
Ashley Johnson, Laura Bailey, Liam O’Brien, Marisha Ray, Matthew Mercer, Sam Riegel, Taliesin Jaffe, and Travis Willingham.
Total: 15
| Timestamp | Who? | Dialogue |
|---|---|---|
| 00:21:59 | Narration | “I am trying to skate through the earth at full fucking speed.” |
| 00:24:07 | Ashton | “Oh, we're going to have to fuck around with that.” |
| 00:24:10 | Ashton | “Oh god, what else can we fucking do?” |
| 00:24:32 | Ashton | “I'm not quite-- Let's fuck around a little bit more.” |
| 00:31:07 | Ashton | “What the fuck can you do?” |
| 00:31:30 | Ashton | “Well, I mean, let's-- Fuck, let's-- Well actually, no, we're not going to.” |
| 00:37:17 | Ashton | “Holy fuck.” |
| 00:41:45 | Narration | “If you don't mind, I'm going to run up and just do the big, fuck it, if you don't mind, just the (grunts) yeah.” |
| 00:45:16 | Ashton | “Thank you so fucking much.” |
| 00:45:28 | Ashton | “I want to fucking take it. I mean I'm, you know.” |
| 00:51:17 | Taliesin | “Just yourself, fucker.” |
| 03:04:08 | Ashton | “Why are they giving us shit? All these people are fucking crazy.” |
| 03:04:12 | Ashton | “It's like they've never met a fucking crazy person before.” |
| 03:04:39 | Ashton | “Whatever the fuck you brought to that, holy shit.” |
| 03:13:02 | Ashton | “I have organized the portable hole as best I fucking can.” |
| Spells and Abilities | Spells Only | Leveled Spells Only | Spell Levels |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12 | 12 | 9 | 29 |
| Character | Spell | Base level | Cast at | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fearne | Scorching Ray | 2 | 2 | |
| Fearne | Scorching Ray | 2 | 2 | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Heroes' Feast | 6 | 6 | All gain 13 HP |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Shared Dream | 2 | 5 | |
| Chetney | See Invisibility | 2 | - | Via Monocle of True Essence |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Guidance | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Telepathic Bond | 5 | - | Ritual |
| Imogen | Mage Armor | 1 | 1 | |
| Imogen | Mass Nondetection | Unknown | - | Via Scroll |
| Fearne | Pass without Trace | 2 | 2 | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Death Ward | 4 | 4 | Imogen |
| Fearne | Guidance | Cantrip | Cantrip |
Total: 7
| Timestamp | Gained item(s)/money | Paid item(s)/money | Payer | Where obtained | Recipient | How obtained | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 00:21:28 | Bones | - | Morrigan's Garden | Laudna | Looted | ||
| 01:01:06 | Promise to become the most famous toymaker | Promise of a piece of Exandria | Chetney | Morrigan | Chetney | Exchanged | |
| 01:09:50 | Heroes' Feast | Jeweled baking dish | FCG | FCG | Expended | ||
| 01:15:33 | Ring of Volcanic Flesh | Ring of Volcanic Flesh | Fearne | Ashton | Returned | ||
| 01:45:45 | Promise of aid in battles | Promise of service | Orym | Morrigan | Orym | Exchanged | Caveat: If everyone in Bells Hells returns alive |
| 02:09:05 | Soul sphere | Morrigan | FCG | Gifted | |||
| 02:10:10 | Soul sphere | FCG | Consumed |
Total: 4
| Name | Affiliation | First mention | First appearance | Race (if given) | Description (if given) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Qi Mandozi, Mythtaker (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon at 02:28:49 | C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon at 02:28:49 | Orc | Man, thin, very handsome, well-kept chinstrap beard that comes to two points at the dges of his rather chiseled jawline, (he/him) | |
| Tofor Brotoras, Guardian (Confirmed in Campaign 1) | C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon at 02:29:35 | C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon at 02:29:35 | Dragonborn (Silver) | Woman, missing an arm, massive chest plate, long cloak, tabard with symbol of Council of Tal’Dorei (she/her) | |
| Groon, Earthbreaker (Confirmed in Campaign 1) | C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon at 02:30:01 | C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon at 02:30:01 | Human | Elderly man, dark red-brown skin, gray balding hair and beard, large cloth mantle across his chest, massively ripped (he/him) | |
| Vasselheim Bastions | C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon at 02:30:29 | C3E081 The Eve of the Red Moon at 02:30:29 | Red and white colored tabard and robes, extremely physically fit, Issylran banners, Stormlord symbols on armor |
Total: 1
| Timestamp | Description | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 01:18:43 | Orym, Ashton, Laudna and FCG join Imogen in a dream. They take the Bloody Bridge up to Ruidus. Imogen opens her mind and feels a larger consciousness and a strong beckoning feeling. She folows the beckoning and feels dread followed by profound comfort. She sees Ruidus's subterranean cavern network as she drifts down into Ruidus's core. Liliana cries out "Wait. Imogen, no!" and the dream ends. |
Total: 5
| Timestamp | Description |
|---|---|
| 00:19:48 | Chetney is not discouraged that Morri might turn him into a baby. Nay, encouraged! |
| 00:20:21 | "Nobody suspects a baby!" |
| 00:28:28 | Fearne just wants to see how deep in there Ashton can get. Into the ground. What did you think she meant? |
| 00:42:57 | Maybe Fearne is going to need some ginger touching. |
| 00:56:11 | Chetney could BECOME WOOD. |