C3E032 A Stage Set
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| Timestamp | Description |
|---|---|
| 00:00:20 | Sam brushes his teeth |
| 00:05:25 | Fearne/Ashley week |
| 00:07:50 | Intro cinematic |
| 00:09:40 | EPISODE STARTS |
| 00:13:30 | Recap Ends |
| 00:21:20 | FCG will go off |
| 00:22:45 | Who is the nicest? |
| 00:25:45 | Chetney Chiselhands |
| 00:27:00 | Bassuras Mint Pickles |
| 00:31:20 | Messaging Dancer |
| 00:33:45 | FCG cannot make faces |
| 00:35:45 | Who should disassemble FCG |
| 00:42:50 | Dancer |
| 00:48:30 | Whisper cam |
| 00:52:55 | Orym moves towards reconciliation |
| 00:56:50 | Chetney gets his first creepy message |
| 00:58:45 | FCG activates |
| 00:59:55 | The reunion |
| 01:11:20 | Origin of the tongue |
| 01:12:20 | Pints (returning the saw) |
| 01:13:45 | FCG has two HDMI ports, you have to set the right input |
| 01:14:40 | Metal is temporary, wood is forever (Chetney is done with this convo) |
| 01:16:15 | Ideas for new merch |
| 01:19:30 | Metal paints (science, it’ll get ya) |
| 01:23:05 | Joe describes Devexian |
| 01:30:35 | You know how people do brain surgery? (holding the saw) |
| 01:32:55 | Do a flip (surgery begins) |
| 01:36:00 | Chetney takes notes |
| 01:38:50 | Don’t do it, Laudna (do do do do do do do) |
| 01:46:40 | Getting in FCG’s head |
| 01:51:40 | Joe leaves |
| 01:53:20 | Karen culling |
| 02:03:10 | Nothing better than being a cleric who heals (making the tongue canon) |
| 02:05:20 | D’s nuts |
| 02:11:55 | Chetney will catch up |
| 02:12:50 | BREAK STARTS |
| 02:19:15 | Art Montage |
| 02:22:50 | BREAK ENDS |
| 02:25:05 | Laudna is struggling with the planning process |
| 02:27:30 | Wild magic |
| 02:32:10 | Am I gonna float forever? |
| 02:34:00 | Lots of broken things |
| 02:35:40 | Artana Voe |
| 02:42:15 | Let the gate drop |
| 02:53:25 | Rockman |
| 02:55:40 | Tiny weapon for Mister |
| 03:04:55 | Rockmond doesn’t know celebrities except Ratanish |
| 03:10:10 | Laudna flirts harder (and has been disappeared) |
| 03:12:00 | Liam loves his new ability |
| 03:16:05 | Deafening silence |
| 03:18:50 | Been awhile (crate AC) |
| 03:30:40 | Should we try and steal? |
| 03:33:30 | Ratanish’s hobbies |
| 03:40:20 | Soltryce Academy Wildcats |
| 03:41:40 | Chetney changes his appearance |
| 03:43:10 | FYI, two weeks’ notice is not a legal requirement, it just helps if you want a reference later |
| 03:46:45 | Brewch |
| 03:51:50 | Give him the hole |
| 03:59:05 | Ashton and Laudna shop for rings |
| 04:07:05 | Ashton and Laudna |
| 04:12:35 | Chetney’s infiltration |
| 04:19:05 | Reporting in |
| 04:31:55 | Fight time |
| 04:34:10 | Episode Ends |
Main cast attendance
Ashley Johnson, Laura Bailey, Liam O’Brien, Marisha Ray, Matthew Mercer, Sam Riegel, Taliesin Jaffe, and Travis Willingham.
Total: 29
| Timestamp | Who? | Dialogue |
|---|---|---|
| 00:30:56 | Ashton | “I'd hate to be running from this shit for the rest of my fucking life.” |
| 02:00:47 | Ashton | “Maybe none of it's fucking true.” |
| 02:27:00 | Taliesin | “You fuck with Wild Magic?” |
| 02:27:05 | Taliesin | “Fuck with Wild Magic.” |
| 02:34:10 | Ashton | “What do you fucking want?” |
| 02:34:19 | Ashton | “Fuck, I just assumed that I broke it.” |
| 02:34:19 | Ashton | “That's fucking crazy.” |
| 02:41:12 | Ashton | “Fuck.” |
| 02:56:01 | Ashton | “She's fucking serious.” |
| 03:13:33 | Narration | “I'm pretty fucking strong, so--” |
| 03:13:45 | Ashton | “For god sakes, you don't want to be the fuck out here.” |
| 03:16:45 | Taliesin | “Shit. Fuck.” |
| 03:16:53 | Taliesin | “Oh fuck.” |
| 03:27:00 | Taliesin | “Lazy fuckers.” |
| 03:41:09 | Ashton | “If he leaves, we're not super fucked. But we are definitely--” |
| 03:53:53 | Ashton | “I'm coming with you. Fuck it.” |
| 04:06:47 | Ashton | “Once we're on the street, by the way, on the way back, I wasn't fucking kidding, by the way.” |
| 04:07:45 | Ashton | “All I know is I watched what the fuck happened yesterday.” |
| 04:07:56 | Ashton | “Because you were very afraid, and that freaks me the fuck out.” |
| 04:09:25 | Ashton | “I can be the person I want to be and still be a bit fucking broken.” |
| 04:10:15 | Ashton | “Fuck no.” |
| 04:10:47 | Ashton | “But for some fucking reason, I've decided this is the horse I have hitched myself to for a while” |
| 04:10:47 | Ashton | “and I do not fuck around with that.” |
| 04:12:04 | Narration | “Holding onto this fucking cord.” |
| 04:21:51 | Taliesin | “Oh, fuck me.” |
| 04:28:18 | Ashton | “Fuck, I just yelled at somebody about honesty issues.” |
| 04:28:18 | Ashton | “Those crates were what I was trying to nab from Hexum's house way back in the fucking day.” |
| 04:29:25 | Ashton | “I think I'm going to have to send out some fucking feelers that I don't really want to send out.” |
| 04:31:10 | Ashton | “Shit, fuck.” |
| Spells and Abilities | Spells Only | Leveled Spells Only | Spell Levels |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15 | 15 | 9 | 19 |
| Character | Spell | Base level | Cast at | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Imogen | Sending | 3 | 3 | Dancer |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Guidance | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Imogen | Detect Thoughts | 2 | 2 | |
| Laudna | Message | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Guidance | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Sacred Flame | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Enhance Ability | 2 | 2 | Intelligence, Fearne |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Guidance | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Imogen | Detect Thoughts | 2 | 2 | |
| Imogen | Catapult | 1 | 1 | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Detect Thoughts | 2 | 2 | |
| Fearne | Detect Magic | 1 | 1 | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Guidance | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Locate Creature | 4 | 4 | |
| Chetney | Invisibility | 2 | - | via Shadow Touched |
Total: 1
| Timestamp | From | To | Message | Response | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 00:31:20 | Imogen | Dancer | "Dancer. We've captured your automaton. Preparing to disassemble. Where can we meet, if you're interested in recouping some costs? We're in Bassuras." | "I'm kind of curious which automaton you're talking about, but I'm listening. I'm having a liquid breakfast at The Revel and Break." |
Total: 3
| Timestamp | Character | Type | Delve Deeper | Target | Reason | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 00:44:33 | Imogen | Detect Thoughts | No | Dancer | Gleaning additional information about Fresh Cut Grass while asking Dancer questions about his origins | |
| 02:06:01 | Imogen | Detect Thoughts | Yes | Imahara Joe | Getting an image of D | consensual |
| 03:33:33 | FCG | Detect Thoughts | No | General Ratanish | Listening in for hobbies |
Total: 13
| Timestamp | Gained item(s)/money | Paid item(s)/money | Payer | Where obtained | Recipient | How obtained | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 00:38:01 | Buzzsaw arm | Buzzsaw arm | Fresh Cut Grass | - | Orym | Gifted | |
| 00:55:30 | Buzzsaw arm | Orym | - | Dancer | Gifted | ||
| 01:09:46 | Buzzsaw arm | Dancer | - | Fresh Cut Grass | Gifted | ||
| 01:10:34 | 2sp | 2sp | Chetney | - | Laudna | Earned | Wager |
| 01:22:15 | Paints (4), Magnets (4) | 4gp | Chetney | Imahara Joe's | Chetney | Purchased | |
| 02:10:18 | Token (Changebringer) | Imahara Joe | - | Fresh Cut Grass | Gifted | ||
| 02:55:40 | Dagger | Paragon's Call | - | Imogen | Gifted | ||
| 02:56:23 | Kunai | Paragon's Call | - | Fearne | Gifted | ||
| 02:56:45 | Kunai | Fearne | - | Mister | Gifted | ||
| 02:59:27 | Cloaks (yellow) | Paragon's Call | - | Party | Gifted | ||
| 04:05:31 | 50gp | 50gp | Laudna | - | Ashton | Gifted | |
| 04:05:58 | Ring (Treshi) | 350gp | Ashton | Bank of Renewal | Ashton | Gifted | |
| 04:12:37 | Ring (Treshi) | Ring (Treshi) | Ashton | - | Laudna | Gifted |
Total: 6
| Name | Affiliation | First mention | First appearance | Race (if given) | Description (if given) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dancer (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E001 The Draw of Destiny at 02:56:33 | C3E032 A Stage Set at 00:40:06 | Dark black hair, kind of olive skin, bit of fuzz fur on the edges, tattoo of a star on the right cheek, metallic prosthetic hand that is tinkered with clockwork elements and pulleys (she/they) | ||
| Bassuras Food Vendor | C3E032 A Stage Set at 00:27:23 | C3E032 A Stage Set at 00:27:23 | Hobgoblin | ||
| Thunderstorm (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E032 A Stage Set at 01:05:53 | One of Dancer's automatons | |||
| D (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E032 A Stage Set at 01:23:16 | Intricate metal mask, masculine presenting, tall, dark long hooded cloak, leather boots (he/they) | |||
| Wayda (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E032 A Stage Set at 01:31:21 | C3E032 A Stage Set at 01:31:21 | |||
| Changebringer (Confirmed in C1) | C3E032 A Stage Set at 02:09:54 | C3E056 By Goat or By Boat at 01:04:14 | Deity | Dark skin, long light brown hair, eye are open golden spaces, clothing whipping in the wind (she/her) |
Total: 1
| Timestamp | Whisper |
|---|---|
| 00:48:30 | Matt to Laura about Dancer |
Total: 1
| Timestamp | Description | Mention type | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 03:04:18 | The party goes inside the Paragon's Call fortress and sees prominent Duskmaven decor (specifically a golden buzzard skull, a Marquesian cultural representation) in their main conference room | Above table |
Total: 13
| Timestamp | Description |
|---|---|
| 00:26:06 | Liam: Chetney Chiselhands? |
| 00:26:47 | FCG suggests putting a parking boot on their wheel. |
| 01:11:42 | FCG asks if Dancer had a tongue, or if their (non-canon) tongue came from her. |
| 01:13:56 | FCG demonstrates the “Evil Destruction” input, in a specific way with Sam’s hands. |
| 01:17:14 | “Fresh Cut Grass Destroyed My…” |
| 01:36:26 | Chetney makes copies of his notes by carving them into his hand. |
| 01:39:27 | Laura continues Fearne’s half-uttered syllable in song. |
| 01:39:42 | The table laughter of Laura’s interruption continues. |
| 01:53:30 | The Karen Culling: “May I speak to a manager?” |
| 02:34:25 | As Ashton and Orym discuss the thing Orym broke, FCG comments on being broken inside. |
| 02:42:44 | Marisha: Open the mothah f***in’ gate! |
| 03:41:56 | Chetney can change his appearance. |
| 03:49:53 | Chetney insists he didn’t make the brooch he made. |