C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary
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| Timestamp | Description |
|---|---|
| 00:00:20 | The cast all smell each other |
| 00:07:20 | Can’t even tell if Sam is intentionally or accidentally confusing |
| 00:08:45 | Intro cinematic |
| 00:10:30 | Episode Starts |
| 00:12:40 | Recap Ends |
| 00:13:35 | Chetney is jumpy around Laudna |
| 00:14:35 | Travis leaves again (Chetney might be a criminal) |
| 00:16:15 | Gurge |
| 00:17:55 | Chetney appreciates fine furniture, but doesn’t appreciate Dorian |
| 00:20:20 | Good wilder, bad wilder |
| 00:25:10 | Chetney is a rambling man |
| 00:25:55 | Why are you so mean to me? |
| 00:26:55 | Introductions |
| 00:32:00 | Laudna peels her scalp off |
| 00:33:45 | Maps are hard |
| 00:34:55 | Talking to the fourth wall |
| 00:38:25 | MC Chetney (consulting the wall) |
| 00:40:25 | Good Job Dorian |
| 00:42:35 | Huvel |
| 00:44:20 | Sexy rat |
| 00:44:55 | DJing |
| 00:46:35 | Careless whisper |
| 00:49:25 | Why does Fearne take things? |
| 00:51:00 | Can you hear me now? |
| 00:54:25 | Come correct or be corrected |
| 00:56:30 | Too many messages |
| 00:58:45 | Tiny legs |
| 01:00:00 | Use a different name, like Chutney |
| 01:01:05 | Come on man |
| 01:02:40 | Chetney does not like the blue one |
| 01:06:25 | Chetney lives in Dorian’s head rent free |
| 01:07:15 | First he had a flask, now he is a flask |
| 01:07:45 | Chetney is only vulnerable with his pants down |
| 01:10:15 | Dorian and Cyrus |
| 01:13:50 | Dorian is named Dorian |
| 01:17:55 | FCG novelty glasses when? |
| 01:19:50 | Family drama |
| 01:26:25 | Sword handling |
| 01:29:35 | Toy retainer |
| 01:35:40 | Taken care of |
| 01:37:25 | Dorian backstory |
| 01:40:10 | Didn’t see that coming? |
| 01:41:05 | Dorian almost got murdered |
| 01:42:00 | Dorian’s toy design (Chetney is a wood purist) |
| 01:43:30 | Full name |
| 01:46:55 | Making its way |
| 01:49:35 | Ashton sounds like Matt |
| 01:53:25 | RIP Rocky |
| 01:54:20 | Don’t let Laudna grow on you |
| 01:58:10 | Rocky 2 |
| 01:59:45 | Matt tortures Robbie |
| 02:01:25 | Break Starts |
| 02:12:35 | Art Montage |
| 02:13:35 | Break Ends (continental) |
| 02:15:15 | Chetney and Fearne keep it professional |
| 02:25:40 | Bounties |
| 02:29:50 | Matt’s detailing is great |
| 02:30:50 | Cable cars are statistically safe |
| 02:34:25 | FCG bong |
| 02:38:15 | The robot emancipation game |
| 02:41:30 | Kisgregg |
| 02:43:30 | Don’t resale |
| 02:44:00 | Chetney has been attacked by furniture |
| 02:48:45 | Oh, the Mahogany! |
| 02:57:00 | Dexter |
| 02:57:45 | Soot has to go somewhere |
| 02:59:30 | Follow your nose |
| 03:01:15 | AirDnD |
| 03:03:15 | Greg Kisgregg |
| 03:05:10 | Guessing Chetney’s backstory |
| 03:07:10 | Spit polish |
| 03:11:00 | Gurge Kisgrblgsb |
| 03:12:50 | Pate needs to calm down |
| 03:14:45 | Rat stealth |
| 03:18:50 | Toxic workplace |
| 03:22:45 | Episode Ends |
Main cast attendance
Ashley Johnson, Laura Bailey, Liam O’Brien, Marisha Ray, Matthew Mercer, Sam Riegel, Taliesin Jaffe, and Travis Willingham.
Guests
Robbie Daymond.
Total: 1
| Timestamp | Turned Into | Mister |
|---|---|---|
| 03:12:30 | Rat |
Total: 8
| Timestamp | Who? | Dialogue |
|---|---|---|
| 00:15:45 | Ashton | “Also, we're all just fucked up right now.” |
| 00:35:08 | Taliesin | “That'll fuck you up.” |
| 00:42:33 | Ashton | “Just fucked.” |
| 01:47:24 | Ashton | “Then you would just ask people, have you seen a giant fucking floating city?” |
| 01:50:49 | Ashton | “I think it's fucking great.” |
| 02:36:13 | Ashton | “'-- that's really where everything goes really fucking badly.” |
| 03:07:50 | Ashton | “Guy got fucked up.” |
| 03:07:50 | Ashton | “She's worried about her money. Fuck that.” |
| Spells and Abilities | Spells Only | Leveled Spells Only | Spell Levels |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9 | 8 | 2 | 4 |
| Character | Spell | Base level | Cast at | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Laudna | Message | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Calm Emotions | 2 | 2 | |
| Imogen | Prestidigitation | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Light | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Guidance | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Imogen | Prestidigitation | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Laudna | Mending | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Fresh Cut Grass | Detect Thoughts | 2 | 2 | |
| Fearne | Wild Shape | - | - | Rat |
PC natural 1s
Total: 1
| Timestamp | Character | Description |
|---|---|---|
| 01:45:47 | Fresh Cut Grass | History Check |
Total: 11
| Timestamp | Gained item(s)/money | Paid item(s)/money | Payer | Where obtained | Recipient | How obtained | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 00:19:22 | Bottle of Alcohol | Ashton | Spire by Fire | Party | Purchased | Price unknown | |
| 00:50:04 | Mini chisel | Mini chisel | Chetney | - | Fearne | Gifted | |
| 01:58:05 | Sending stone | Dorian | - | Cyrus | Gifted | ||
| 02:33:08 | Gondola ride | 1sp | Ashton | Core Spire Gondola | Ashton | Purchased | |
| 02:33:08 | Gondola ride | 1sp | Chetney | Core Spire Gondola | Chetney | Purchased | |
| 02:33:08 | Gondola ride | 1sp | Dorian | Core Spire Gondola | Dorian | Purchased | |
| 02:33:08 | Gondola ride | 1sp | Fearne | Core Spire Gondola | Fearne | Purchased | |
| 02:33:08 | Gondola ride | 1sp | Ashton | Core Spire Gondola | FCG | Purchased | |
| 02:33:08 | Gondola ride | 1sp | Imogen | Core Spire Gondola | Imogen | Purchased | |
| 02:33:08 | Gondola ride | 1sp | Laudna | Core Spire Gondola | Laudna | Purchased | |
| 02:33:08 | Gondola ride | 1sp | Orym | Core Spire Gondola | Orym | Purchased |
Total: 11
| Name | Affiliation | First mention | First appearance | Race (if given) | Description (if given) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gurge Kisgregg (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary at 00:16:18 | C3E011 Chasing Nightmares at 00:14:53 | Human/Lycan (Werewolf) | Dark browny oily scraggly shoulder-length hair, broken-ish nose, like 6’ tall (he/him) | |
| Zunado (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary at 01:20:23 | (they/them) | |||
| Nova (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary at 01:31:35 | ||||
| Oltgar Dradegon (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary at 01:42:59 | C3E054 Treacherous Toys at 01:16:53 | Dwarf | Gentleman, broad, tall for a dwarf, bald smooth head on top with cloudy billow of white hair that rests just about the shoulder, large leather apron, deep red coat with big elbow patches that are worn through a little, well-groom white beard to the middle of stomach, gray leather pants, thick work boots, nice button-up silk dress shirt, rosy cheeks, little round nose like a cherry (he/him) | |
| Spire by Fire Job Poster | C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary at 02:21:39 | C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary at 02:21:39 | Human | Little older, sun-weathered skin | |
| Spire by Fire Patrons | C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary at 02:21:47 | C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary at 02:21:47 | Pre-shift miners or hardworking craftsmen wearing leather materials and heavy gloves | ||
| Core Spire Gondola Worker | C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary at 02:33:06 | C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary at 02:33:06 | |||
| Core Spire Gondola Riders | C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary at 02:33:02 | C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary at 02:33:02 | Six or seven | ||
| Siroc (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary at 02:51:07 | C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary at 02:51:07 | Half-Elf | Woman in late 50s, hair pulled back extremely tight in bun with small braid emerging that goes to nape of neck, simiple dark gen gown witha few stains (she/her) | |
| Smolder Spire Factory Wardens | C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary at 03:09:15 | C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary at 03:09:15 | |||
| Keledon (Confirmed by Matt) | C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary at 03:16:38 | C3E008 A Woodworker’s Quandary at 03:16:38 | Shoulder pauldrons, no helmet |
Total: 1
| Timestamp | Whisper |
|---|---|
| 00:46:38 | Matt to Liam about Cyrus |