The Omen Archive

HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing:

Created by Flando Maltrizian, Master of Time(stamps)

Timestamp	Description
00:00:15	The next great villain of the Nordiverse
00:05:15	Laura’s merch corner
00:06:05	Intro cinematic
00:07:55	Episode Starts
00:10:10	Recap Ends, nobody rolls well enough to do anything until about 23:10
00:16:10	Gurge rejected Fearne
00:23:50	Fearne is speaking to the manager
00:26:55	Fearne dishes on her relationship with Gurge
00:27:55	Chetney gets the lock
00:29:50	Such a dear
00:36:25	It can be hard to retain conversations sometimes
00:38:15	Chetney will not be on his best behavior
00:39:00	Chetney knows sponsorship deals
00:40:50	Imogen is a horse girl, confirmed
00:41:50	Eshterosh
00:43:00	Esteros and Gurge
00:46:55	Chetney is usually worse than this
00:50:10	Preio Madali
00:52:10	Already planning for the ball
01:01:20	Chetney gets caught up on people’s motivations
01:03:15	Chetney used to have great hair
01:04:35	No sneak peaks
01:06:10	They read Sam’s flask
01:07:50	Mister’s age
01:11:25	Disguising Dorian
01:14:45	Making my way
01:18:10	Rollies
01:20:20	FCG shows off
01:24:20	Laudna goes cross-eyed
01:26:25	FCG interrogates Preio
01:31:35	Caressing Dorian
01:33:20	Ogre chef
01:35:45	Cheap wood
01:36:50	Chetney is not talking to Imogen
01:38:15	The size difference makes whispering difficult
01:43:45	I’ll have the meal
01:48:20	Bottle trick
01:50:15	Meeting Pretty
01:54:05	Chetney doesn’t know what a bookcase is
01:59:55	Artana Voe
02:00:55	Break Starts
02:09:05	Art Montage
02:10:55	Break Ends
02:12:10	Let’s cut
02:15:15	Negotiating payment
02:21:50	Dorian reminds Artana of a bounty
02:24:45	Pretty is the new best NPC
02:25:40	I ship Premogen
02:29:05	Orym takes it on the chin
02:31:00	Sunset math
02:35:30	Travis missed his chance
02:39:20	Rescuing a prisoner to get a job recommendation
02:41:35	Imogen has great skin
02:49:50	I want Fearne to have a monocle
02:58:20	Laudna is really trying to make the fast pass happen
03:01:15	Laudna is just making normal eye contact
03:03:25	Chetney just has manacles
03:08:20	Those cookies genuinely sound great
03:10:55	Lots of squirrels in the Eshteross manor
03:17:30	JH
03:18:50	First dates
03:20:30	Whitestone Andy
03:23:55	FCG asks the question everyone else was afraid to ask
03:29:20	They meet the coolest guard
03:38:55	Ashton takes advantage of Fearne’s blindness
03:49:15	Tuning FCG
03:50:20	FCG malfunctioning
03:52:20	Imogen is slick
03:54:20	So many bookcases
03:55:15	Kinkades
03:58:05	MAP
04:03:15	Nightmare King (I better not see any of y’all speaking of the Night Yorb)
04:07:10	Villain stuff
04:11:40	A cinematic escape
04:13:15	Record number of capers
04:14:20	Episode Ends

Full time	Gameplay time	Game 1st half	Game 2nd half	Mid break	1st start	1st end	2nd start	2nd end
4h 14m 20s	3h 54m 49s	1h 52m 49s	2h 2m	10m 19s	00:07:57	02:00:46	02:11:05	04:13:05

Main cast attendance

Ashley Johnson, Laura Bailey, Liam O’Brien, Marisha Ray, Matthew Mercer, Sam Riegel, Taliesin Jaffe, and Travis Willingham.

Guests

Robbie Daymond.

Total: 2

Timestamp	Item	Recipient
02:15:51	Toy rocking horse	Artana Voe
03:30:06	Coin (small, wooden, copper-looking)	Warden

Total: 1

Total (successful): 1

Timestamp	Success?	Item	Target/Owner	Notes
01:18:13	Yes	Earring (Pachydan, Allhammer)	Ashton	Stole back

Total: 43

Timestamp	Who?	Dialogue
00:18:07	Narration	“I'm going to start banging on the door with the hammer, I'm going to break it fucking down.”
00:35:37	Ashton	“From what I know, Artana Voe's a bounty hunter, mercenary, expensive, way above my fucking pay grade.”
00:40:07	Taliesin	“I would roleplay the fuck out of that.”
00:44:04	Ashton	“Fucking thing. I'm just saying.”
01:01:41	Ashton	“You're fucking lying.”
01:10:46	Ashton	“Can you shame a fear of heights out of somebody? I'm so fucking curious.”
01:17:43	Ashton	“Fuck me! Oh.”
01:18:28	Taliesin	“Let's roll, motherfucker.”
01:20:09	Ashton	“Fuck me.”
01:20:13	Ashton	“Better be fucking be great.”
01:24:26	Ashton	“Never going to get fucking over that.”
01:24:26	Ashton	“That's the fucking best.”
01:31:24	Ashton	“Well, now I'm conflicted, fuck.”
01:32:14	Ashton	“I can't get the plum out of my fucking mouth.”
01:40:17	Ashton	“What the fuck?”
01:40:28	Ashton	“I know you went in the fucking kitchen.”
01:57:41	Ashton	“You've got to fucking hurry.”
02:14:02	Ashton	“Oh, for fuck's sake, we're looking for--”
02:14:02	Ashton	“(groans) Fuck's sake, we're looking for a friend, a friend of a friend who went missing.”
02:14:02	Ashton	“There's a lot of weird shit going on and we just need a little bit of fucking help.”
02:14:20	Ashton	“Fuck.”
02:14:47	Ashton	“Fuck, I don't know that, hold on.”
02:14:47	Ashton	“What do you need? What do you want? Why don't you fucking talk, you asshole.”
02:16:06	Ashton	“I swear to fuck, Chetney, if I find out you have more money than that-- (sighs) You're going to be dead in ten years.”
02:17:52	Ashton	“I'm still trying to decide how much I like this motherfucker. I'm not--”
02:18:15	Taliesin	“Fuck.”
02:18:15	Taliesin	“Holy fuck.”
02:31:22	Ashton	“I'd say go shopping, but all of the shops down here kind of fucking suck.”
02:32:16	Ashton	“Weird fucking week.”
02:37:48	Ashton	“I've never fucking been there. I don't know.”
02:38:40	Taliesin	“I mean, fuck it.”
02:41:39	Taliesin	“Travis is just fucking with us.”
03:04:22	Ashton	“I think we should try and get him the fuck out of town.”
03:04:31	Ashton	“We got to do something about that, it's family, you got to take care of fucking family.”
03:06:40	Ashton	“I think that's a really fucking bad idea.”
03:13:45	Ashton	“I would recommend that when it comes to family, it's worth the paying of some fucking debts.”
03:14:13	Ashton	“Better fucking go.”
03:15:02	Ashton	“If you think he's smart enough to fucking keep low, keep his head down, it's still going to be your problem.”
03:20:57	Taliesin	“Have you been reading my fucking notes?”
03:23:26	Ashton	“Go on the fucking date, ”
03:23:26	Ashton	“so we can go back there and drink at some point in the near fucking future.”
03:24:14	Ashton	“What the fuck, Grass? (laughter)”
03:46:11	Ashton	“Fucking kidding me.”

NOTE: Numbers represent damage as dealt, taking into account resistances and other effects, and may differ from the damage as rolled.

Total: 13

Character	Damage dealt
Ashton	13
Fearne	0
FCG	0
Imogen	0
Laudna	0
Orym	0
Dorian	0
Chetney	0

NOTE: Numbers represent damage as taken, taking into account resistances and other effects, and may differ from the damage as rolled.

Total: 19

Character	Damage taken
Ashton	0
Fearne	7
FCG	4
Imogen	0
Laudna	0
Orym	8
Dorian	0
Chetney	0

Total: 0

Character	Healing performed
Ashton	0
Fearne	0
FCG	0
Imogen	0
Laudna	0
Orym	0
Dorian	0
Chetney	0

Totals

Spells and Abilities	Spells Only	Leveled Spells Only	Spell Levels
13	13	4	7

Character	Spell	Base level	Cast at	Notes
Fearne	Charm Person	1	1
Chetney	Invisibility	2	-	via Shadow Touched
Ashton	Pass without Trace	2	-	Meld into Stone
Fresh Cut Grass	Guidance	Cantrip	Cantrip
Imogen	Prestidigitation	Cantrip	Cantrip
Imogen	Prestidigitation	Cantrip	Cantrip
Imogen	Prestidigitation	Cantrip	Cantrip
Imogen	Prestidigitation	Cantrip	Cantrip
Imogen	Prestidigitation	Cantrip	Cantrip
Imogen	Prestidigitation	Cantrip	Cantrip
Imogen	Prestidigitation	Cantrip	Cantrip
Imogen	Prestidigitation	Cantrip	Cantrip
Dorian	Invisibility	2	2	Chetney

PC natural 20s

Total: 3

Timestamp	Character	Description
00:28:01	Chetney	Strength Check
01:49:19	Fresh Cut Grass	Dexterity Save
02:18:07	Orym	Persuasion Check with advantage

PC natural 1s

Total: 4

Timestamp	Character	Description
00:14:45	Fearne	Strength Check
02:27:35	Dorian	Stealth Check
02:54:42	Imogen	Deception Check
04:07:02	Chetney	Stealth Check with advantage (disregarded)

DM natural 1s

Total: 1

Timestamp	Character	Description
00:14:51	Warden	Strength Check

Total: 29

Timestamp	Gained item(s)/money	Paid item(s)/money	Payer	Where obtained	Recipient	How obtained	Notes
00:30:14		Oleander	Fearne	-	Keledon	Gifted
00:39:52	Gondola ride	2sp	Ashton	Core Spire Gondola	Ashton	Purchased	For Ashton and FCG
00:39:52	Gondola ride	1sp	Chetney	Core Spire Gondola	Chetney	Purchased
00:39:52	Gondola ride	1sp	Dorian	Core Spire Gondola	Dorian	Purchased
00:39:52	Gondola ride	1sp	Fearne	Core Spire Gondola	Fearne	Purchased
00:39:52	Gondola ride	1sp	Imogen	Core Spire Gondola	Imogen	Purchased
00:39:52	Gondola ride	1sp	Laudna	Core Spire Gondola	Laudna	Purchased
00:39:52	Gondola ride	1sp	Orym	Core Spire Gondola	Orym	Purchased
01:18:13	Earring (Pachydan, Allhammer)	Earring (Pachydan, Allhammer)	Ashton	-	Fearne	Stolen
01:18:58		Earring (Pachydan, Allhammer)	Fearne	Soot and Swill	Soot and Swill	Purchased
01:19:57	Bottle of alcohol (Glade Pools)	50gp	Ashton	Soot and Swill	Ashton	Purchased
01:20:58	Copper	Spinning performance	-	Soot and Swill	FCG	Earned
01:36:39	Radish, Tomato		-	Soot and Swill	Chetney	Stolen
01:40:02	Bottle of alcohol	12gp	Ashton	Soot and Swill	Ashton	Purchased
01:44:56	Meal		Fearne	Soot and Swill	Fearne	Purchased	Price unknown
02:15:51	Information	Toy rocking horse, 30gp	Chetney	-	Artana Voe	Purchased
02:16:19	Information	30gp	Dorian	-	Artana Voe	Purchased
02:17:41	Information	15gp	Chetney	-	Artana Voe	Purchased
02:18:37	Information	103gp	Orym	-	Artana Voe	Purchased
02:23:10	Information	50gp	Orym	-	Artana Voe	Purchased
02:23:13	Information	50gp	Chetney	-	Artana Voe	Purchased
03:08:38	Cookie (maple but different)		Ariks Eshteross	-	Laudna	Gifted
03:11:31	Letter		Ariks Eshteross	-	Imogen	Gifted
03:12:23	Cookies (maple but different)		Ariks Eshteross	-	Party	Gifted
03:30:06		Coin (small, wooden, copper-looking)	Chetney	-	Warden	Gifted
03:40:23	Chamber pot	Chamber pot	Fearne	-	Ashton	Stolen
03:56:58	Map (Oderan Wilds, trade)		Vali Dertrana	-	Chetney	Stolen
04:01:33	Book (small, leather-bound), 100pp 6gp		Vali Dertrana	-	Chetney	Stolen
04:05:16	Bag of coins		Vali Dertrana	-	Chetney	Stolen

Total: 13

Name	Affiliation	First mention	First appearance	Race (if given)	Description (if given)
Artana Voe (Confirmed by Matt)		C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 00:24:20	C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 01:59:56	Uniya	Woman, late 20s, elven ears, orcish features, slender, dark leather armor, dark green cloak, heavy belt with pouches and tools, gauntlets (she/her)
Preio Madali (Confirmed by Matt)		C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 00:50:18	C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 01:16:28	Uniya	Woman, piercing light brown eyes, 30s, dark brown hair with streaks of deep red in front and over the side of face that’s pulled over the ear and tied (she/her)
Soot and Swill Patrons		C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 01:14:14	C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 01:14:14		Faintly-bathed individuals, standard working class folk, black dust gathered around their fingers, elbows, outside of their face
Pretty (Confirmed by Matt)		C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 01:33:18	C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 01:33:18	Ogre	Hunched, nine-foot tall ogre, long cap down their back no shirt, leather apron, grease smattered on arms (he/him)
Soot and Swill Server		C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 01:44:34	C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 01:44:34	Goblin	Very short
Core Spire Resident		C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 02:48:00	C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 02:48:00		Older woman, soft monocle with chain linked to earring, heavily curled hair curled under and held with a pin to look like a braid bob, high-v collar coat, well-dressed, jewelry, dark tan skin, creased smile (she/her)
Mirror Tower Warden 1		C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 02:53:08	C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 02:53:08	Human	Younger, muscular, handsome, curled dark hair, helmet (he/him)
Mirror Tower Warden 2		C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 02:53:19	C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 02:53:19	Dragonborn	Bronze-scaled, older, chin comes to long point that curls inward at edge
Andy (Confirmed by Matt)		C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 03:20:27	C3E037 From the Boughs at 00:51:49	Human	Boy around 12 or 13 years old, shaggy mop of red hair that barely hide sthe top of forehead, standard clothing (he/him)
Mirror Tower Employee 1		C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 03:32:52	C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 03:32:52	Elf	Thinning hair pulled tight against head and slicked back to mid-back with tendrils that rest in front of his ears and drift to the center of his chest, older, fine yellow gold robes, holding small stack of tomes (he/him)
Mirror Tower Employee 2		C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 03:34:41	C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 03:34:41	Elf (Drow)	Dark bluish-purple-gray skin, late teens early 20s, stark white and silver robes (he/him)
Ira Wendagoth/Nightmare King (Confirmed by Matt)		C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 04:03:19	C3E010 Ghosts, Dates, and Darker Fates at 03:04:27		Humanoid, seven-eight feet tall, thin, long lithe arms and legs, black coat with tails, hairless, pale jaundiced yellow, long ears that curl slightly backwards, no eyebrows, dark green full slcera eyes, no nose, no lips
Vali Dertrana (Confirmed by Matt)		C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 02:18:39	C3E009 Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot at 04:09:25	Half-Elf	Man, light-blonde hair that is coiffed in the front a bit, with sideburns that come to a point, wearing nice clothing (he/him)

Total: 1

Timestamp	Speaker	Said to	Notes
01:20:26	FCG	Preio Madali