Flando timestamps
HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing
Created by Flando Maltrizian, Master of Time(stamps)
| Timestamp | Description |
|---|---|
| 00:01:00 | Bolaire visits a speakeasy |
| 00:06:25 | Doing soul business |
| 00:08:25 | The Mercanuads on their night off |
| 00:13:20 | Mask off |
| 00:15:05 | Bolaire is the mask, not the body |
| 00:17:50 | Critical Role Announcement Playhouse |
| 00:19:00 | Choke on Czepeku |
| 00:23:10 | Laura’s merch corner |
| 00:24:35 | Critical Milk |
| 00:25:05 | Intro cinematic |
| 00:25:35 | EPISODE STARTS (All Alex Ward, except for Thad) |
| 00:31:10 | Recap Ends (map and minis and Ashley rolls her only 1) |
| 00:34:40 | Battle begins |
| 00:40:55 | Occtis gets monster mashed |
| 00:44:55 | This world is not balanced |
| 00:48:25 | Killing Occtis |
| 00:51:35 | Occtis and Pin are gone |
| 00:58:10 | This is revenge for the Ravening War |
| 00:59:55 | Primus drops everyone |
| 01:03:20 | Brennan is rolling too well |
| 01:06:15 | Primus did not expect Vaelus |
| 01:14:20 | Julien crits Primus and gets a power up |
| 01:19:05 | Spirits of the restless dead |
| 01:27:35 | Thaisha manages to not go down (describe it for me) |
| 01:30:40 | Elves have special lives |
| 01:36:00 | Alex has time to think of a new character |
| 01:38:25 | Is that what she felt when she died? |
| 01:41:25 | What do you think happens when we die, Occtis? |
| 01:48:35 | My boy blue is gone |
| 01:50:15 | Julien gets haste and responsibility |
| 01:53:45 | HDYWTDT |
| 01:57:15 | Thaisha is having a rough one |
| 02:00:35 | Guiding Occtis’s soul |
| 02:05:05 | Aranessa is this fight’s MVP |
| 02:12:05 | Occtis closes his hole |
| 02:15:05 | Something weird is happening with Occtis and Pin |
| 02:17:15 | Julien is collateral damage |
| 02:18:35 | Thaisha tries to bring Occtis back |
| 02:21:35 | Vaelus is doing good |
| 02:26:25 | Occtis is doing bad |
| 02:28:35 | Occtis is gone |
| 02:30:35 | Thaisha can speak with metal |
| 02:35:25 | Does Aranessa really have to save a third person? |
| 02:40:10 | Julien gets the sad music |
| 02:43:25 | Vaelus won’t leave Julien |
| 02:46:25 | Thaisha is having none of this last stand BS |
| 02:47:45 | Vaelus saves Julien (Julien gets the gauntlet) |
| 02:50:55 | BREAK STARTS |
| 03:04:40 | BREAK ENDS |
| 03:11:05 | Hal is such a good dad |
| 03:13:45 | Bolaire’s letter |
| 03:20:10 | A trustworthy financier |
| 03:22:30 | Diviner portents |
| 03:25:10 | At Falcon’s Rest |
| 03:28:15 | The difference between letting go and forgetting |
| 03:33:05 | Murray is ready to go |
| 03:37:25 | It’s bastard season |
| 03:40:45 | Bolaire is looking good |
| 03:43:05 | The Archive |
| 03:45:25 | The Giant’s Hand |
| 03:50:55 | Hashing things out with Bolaire |
| 03:57:15 | Bolaire’s backstory |
| 04:12:40 | Amaria Cormoray |
| 04:17:35 | Group 2 notices what happened to Group 1 |
| 04:19:50 | At the Palazzo |
| 04:28:15 | Detect Stabbing |
| 04:30:45 | Remember |
| 04:33:45 | The House of Lloy |
| 04:42:10 | The groups meet |
| 04:45:45 | Murray hits the portent |
| 04:47:55 | The moment the Lloys decided to fight (Bolaire and Murray change history) |
| 04:50:50 | Occtis is back |
| 04:56:55 | Occtis new art (war in the underworld) |
| 05:03:30 | Julien gets aggressive |
| 05:06:30 | Once again, Aranessa MVP |
| 05:11:05 | Episode Ends |
| Timestamp | Description |
|---|---|
| 00:01:05 | Teor’s suggestion is noted and dismissed |
| 00:02:10 | Filoneus Halovar (they’re good dogs, Teor) |
| 00:06:55 | The Ogrimock Marketplace |
| 00:08:05 | Julien and Teor meet |
| 00:13:00 | Critical Role Announcement Playhouse (Map in Shape) |
| 00:14:50 | Sam builds his token (Standardized Reference Pear) |
| 00:17:25 | Laura’s merch corner |
| 00:19:55 | Intro cinematic |
| 00:20:25 | EPISODE STARTS (Prismatic Retort) |
| 00:23:10 | It’s not blood, it’s other bodily fluids |
| 00:24:10 | History from the Halovar’s perspective (Godard’s gift) |
| 00:30:35 | Wick’s Mom is a little too into the Creed |
| 00:32:30 | Zebani can’t be the face |
| 00:33:30 | The rules are for other people |
| 00:36:25 | Wick’s arranged marriage |
| 00:38:35 | Stop believing |
| 00:41:05 | Wick’s bathtub |
| 00:42:25 | Just in case you didn’t think this was all evil enough (Tyranny and Wick) |
| 00:47:20 | Tailors are all secretly spies and assassins, it’s a thing |
| 00:50:55 | You can’t prove this is an allegory |
| 00:52:50 | Murray and Primus (we learn Occtis’s deal) |
| 00:56:30 | Primus will wreck Murray |
| 01:03:30 | Map out |
| 01:05:15 | Battle begins |
| 01:08:45 | Thimble goes balls out |
| 01:10:20 | Hiding in the pants |
| 01:14:45 | Bad first turn |
| 01:16:25 | It gets even worse |
| 01:20:25 | Ashley comes in to save them all |
| 01:23:15 | Vaelus’s very bad very good attack |
| 01:28:35 | The evil eye |
| 01:31:10 | Occtis’s adult voice (green flame) |
| 01:33:50 | Kattigan’s weapon |
| 01:36:50 | Just keep killing |
| 01:40:40 | Interrogating a goon |
| 01:42:55 | Casimir betrayed them |
| 01:44:45 | Now we know what happened to Cyd |
| 01:50:50 | The Gibbet |
| 01:52:05 | BREAK STARTS |
| 02:07:05 | BREAK ENDS |
| 02:09:00 | The Hallowed Round |
| 02:16:45 | Uli and his story |
| 02:22:55 | The bins are for umbrellas |
| 02:24:20 | Shadia and Thaisha |
| 02:29:30 | Thaisha entreats the woods |
| 02:31:05 | Bolaire shows up |
| 02:33:05 | The paint |
| 02:36:15 | Fruit leather |
| 02:37:15 | Ulgud and Bolaire have it out |
| 02:39:35 | Hal and Bolaire |
| 02:45:50 | It’s morning somewhere |
| 02:47:25 | Murray and Azune |
| 02:49:55 | Move it along (Azune is getting lucky) |
| 02:53:30 | Fun fact, this is a myth, generally frogs will jump out either way |
| 02:54:50 | Murray yells through the fourth wall |
| 02:56:55 | Azune is into not touching |
| 02:57:55 | Mercanaud Couturier |
| 02:59:55 | Abercrombie and Fitch music (sapphire orchid) |
| 03:02:50 | The table is bad (exorcising the table) |
| 03:05:35 | And we cut to Wick, some hours later |
| 03:07:20 | Announce me please |
| 03:13:25 | No soul |
| 03:16:05 | There’s been an oopsie |
| 03:18:10 | Cutting Teor’s shadow |
| 03:19:25 | Crawling his way |
| 03:20:25 | See my vest |
| 03:22:25 | Wick has learned nothing |
| 03:24:20 | What a hoot |
| 03:26:35 | Julien and Thimble |
| 03:36:00 | Occtis has made a dead thing that can love |
| 03:39:50 | Occtis will not stand up to Julien |
| 03:41:05 | Vaelus is really interested in Occtis raising the dead |
| 03:42:10 | Julien and Occtis |
| 03:47:50 | A full table at Hal’s house |
| 03:49:05 | Kattigan survives raw steak |
| 03:52:10 | Aabria loves leaving the table (replaced by Luis and Marisha) |
| 03:54:45 | Vaelus killed Saruman |
| 03:57:45 | Teor, Wick, and Tyranny show up (catching up on what happened) |
| 04:04:05 | Everyone is wanted |
| 04:07:35 | Hal does the sword |
| 04:12:25 | Wick has the softest hands (Wick needs help) |
| 04:20:40 | Thjazi believed 2 things |
| 04:21:55 | Setting up the Soldiers team and the Scoundrels team |
| 04:26:55 | Hal’s final words to Thimble |
| 04:29:05 | Falcon’s Rest |
| 04:31:55 | The Pilazzo Davinos |
| 04:39:45 | Thaisha arrives (wolf down) |
| 04:43:05 | Open the gate |
| 04:45:25 | Royce and Tachonis exposition |
| 04:50:45 | Julien’s hot friends |
| 04:52:30 | Julien and Vaelus |
| 04:56:35 | Julien is cursed and there are lots of dead people |
| 04:57:30 | Brennan calmly describes an incredibly gruesome death (things get bad) |
| 05:00:20 | Episode Ends |
| Timestamp | Description |
|---|---|
| 00:09:40 | Azune backstory (it’s not going to happen here) |
| 00:11:45 | Critical Role Announcement Playhouse |
| 00:13:20 | First deaths of the campaign |
| 00:16:40 | Laura plays through the injury |
| 00:19:30 | Opening Cinematic (starting off with the subwoofer) |
| 00:22:00 | A lesson about touching stuff |
| 00:24:05 | The other thing that disappears is your consciousness (Stay) |
| 00:26:35 | Ever valorous, Sir Julien |
| 00:29:00 | Afterlife lore (halfling coffin) |
| 00:33:35 | Taliesin knows that you don’t touch stuff in ancient coffins |
| 00:36:35 | Shadia is mad (she’s 25? I was reading her as like 14) |
| 00:37:55 | She’s a champion and a legend |
| 00:38:50 | Bolaire touched something as well |
| 00:41:20 | No unnecessary murder |
| 00:45:30 | The end of the funeral |
| 00:48:40 | Take These Broken Wings |
| 00:55:15 | Thimble mourns Thjazi |
| 00:58:30 | Liam can’t read dice |
| 01:00:55 | Wedding flashback |
| 01:02:25 | Thimble meets Thjazi |
| 01:08:55 | The fake rune |
| 01:12:35 | The wolf was here the whole time |
| 01:13:50 | Speak with animals |
| 01:16:00 | Cyd and Casimir |
| 01:18:00 | Thimble did all the planning and knows nothing |
| 01:21:00 | Politics lore |
| 01:23:15 | How crow-centric are the Crow Keepers? |
| 01:25:45 | Oh yeah, Vaelus is still here |
| 01:31:10 | Vaelus and Thimble (and a fox) |
| 01:36:15 | Loza is retiring (the Circle of Ancients) |
| 01:38:15 | Occtis isn’t helping clean at all (Razzing Loza) |
| 01:40:40 | The Banner |
| 01:43:05 | Sugar is bad for elves |
| 01:45:50 | In the House of Halovar |
| 01:48:45 | Cruelty is a mean girl (but Agony is fun) |
| 01:51:40 | The demons have ulterior motives, who would’ve thought |
| 01:55:50 | Wick’s room |
| 01:57:30 | POO |
| 01:59:20 | Into the lion’s den |
| 02:00:50 | Teor has the best job interview of all time |
| 02:04:15 | Sorry for being injured |
| 02:05:15 | Hand like veal |
| 02:07:55 | Teor and Wick |
| 02:10:50 | Teor and the Photarch |
| 02:14:55 | Wick and the Photarch |
| 02:19:00 | BREAK STARTS |
| 02:34:00 | BREAK ENDS (Old Path lore) |
| 02:36:15 | The Lloy Wing (and a Pariah Blade) |
| 02:38:30 | Investigating the coffin |
| 02:42:35 | Bolaire “drifts into the black box” |
| 02:44:40 | The Coffin of Obelad |
| 02:47:40 | Feral celestials |
| 02:50:30 | Waiting 30 seconds |
| 02:54:35 | Murray has a job (Bolaire has paint) |
| 02:57:50 | General Raimond Davinos |
| 02:59:20 | Julien had a busy night |
| 03:01:55 | Don’t salute him (How’s it feel to be wrong again?) |
| 03:03:50 | Julien and his Dad |
| 03:09:50 | A plot to rescue Thjazi Fang |
| 03:13:05 | You are my eldest son |
| 03:14:05 | Kattigan in the wilds |
| 03:19:20 | Azune and the Brethren Hall |
| 03:23:35 | The police get privatized |
| 03:31:10 | Oh cool, it’s also education |
| 03:32:20 | The Penteveral campus |
| 03:35:30 | Ellipedes Tallbarrel |
| 03:38:40 | The Sundered Houses are taking Umbridge with the Penteveral (Kaplow) |
| 03:44:55 | Primus Tachonis |
| 03:46:25 | Back at Hal’s house |
| 03:47:25 | Hal and Thaisha still bang it out now and then |
| 03:48:40 | Shadia is a little into Occtis (Occtis is a virgin, canon) |
| 03:49:45 | Thaisha and Hal |
| 03:56:45 | Thimble preps Thjazi (a promise from a fairy is no small thing) |
| 03:58:25 | Kattigan is a bad house guest |
| 04:01:25 | Wulfric and Thimble are not friends |
| 04:03:50 | Kattigan pays respects |
| 04:08:20 | Hal and Thimble |
| 04:10:30 | Occtis does some voice acting |
| 04:12:10 | Late morning tavern |
| 04:14:00 | Solomon |
| 04:15:00 | Initiative |
| 04:16:40 | Back at the House of Halovar |
| 04:18:30 | I bet the Filament doesn’t come from a bad place at all |
| 04:22:25 | The Prismatic Retort |
| 04:29:10 | So not a cleric then |
| 04:32:45 | Episode Ends |
| Timestamp | Description |
|---|---|
| 00:00:00 | Halandil Fang intro |
| 00:01:05 | Brennan sets the stage |
| 00:05:00 | Azune Nayar intro |
| 00:07:25 | Thjazi and Azune |
| 00:14:05 | What are you doing for lunch? |
| 00:16:00 | First roll nat 20 (something in the sky) |
| 00:18:05 | I can still hear the falcon’s cry |
| 00:19:05 | Critical Role Announcement Playhouse (Sam won’t come out) |
| 00:21:05 | Weird that they aren’t playing Daggerheart |
| 00:25:05 | Laura’s merch shop |
| 00:26:05 | Sam has a kid’s book |
| 00:27:50 | Intro cinematic |
| 00:28:25 | EPISODE STARTS |
| 00:30:10 | Hal’s house |
| 00:32:30 | Liam’s character is a sad dad |
| 00:35:10 | Olgud |
| 00:37:15 | Taisha Lloy character intro |
| 00:39:15 | Occtis Tachonis character intro |
| 00:43:10 | Bad things are better when we’re together |
| 00:46:20 | Azune shows up with the body |
| 00:48:50 | Azune’s flashback |
| 00:52:45 | All the days that make up a life |
| 00:54:00 | Occtis talks to Thjazi |
| 00:56:35 | Travis comes in (also Loza Blade) |
| 00:58:35 | Teor Pridesire character intro |
| 01:06:45 | Thjazi had a tongue injury (OH…) |
| 01:08:25 | Dol-Makjar is Chicago, this is Malort, canon |
| 01:09:15 | Loza is too badass to die |
| 01:11:30 | The Sundered Houses killed Thjazi |
| 01:15:00 | Thjazi was a damned legend for rebelling against his wife’s family |
| 01:17:30 | Tyranny and Wicander pull up |
| 01:19:25 | Wicander Halovar character intro (so Sam is still playing a short guy) |
| 01:20:55 | Tyranny character intro |
| 01:24:00 | Bird fight |
| 01:25:05 | Wicander meets the neighbors |
| 01:25:50 | Wicander’s flashback (Sam’s thing is now improvising holy verses) |
| 01:28:50 | Enmity is doing great |
| 01:33:30 | Tyranny cleans the blood |
| 01:36:45 | Demons and Theater Producers |
| 01:38:00 | Tyranny is a lot |
| 01:40:10 | Olgud teaches Tyranny impulse control |
| 01:46:00 | Taisha and Tyranny are vibing (Wick can’t drink) |
| 01:48:35 | The Dithyramb of Azgra |
| 01:49:55 | Wick and Hal |
| 01:54:45 | Taisha gives her whole backstory and then leaves |
| 02:00:10 | You are very much not welcome here |
| 02:02:00 | The boys head to the tannery |
| 02:04:45 | I am not alone |
| 02:06:45 | Laura arrives |
| 02:09:00 | Thimble character intro |
| 02:10:50 | BREAK STARTS |
| 02:25:50 | BREAK ENDS (Death saving throws) |
| 02:27:00 | Initiative |
| 02:29:00 | Teor saves Thimble |
| 02:32:05 | Thimble is devastated |
| 02:36:35 | The plan was set |
| 02:38:30 | A miracle walks in |
| 02:39:40 | Kattigan Vale character intro |
| 02:42:35 | The dogs are friends |
| 02:45:00 | Kattigan’s flashback |
| 02:48:00 | Clue |
| 02:53:10 | The Nightsong |
| 02:56:20 | Kattigan is also kind of a lot |
| 02:59:05 | Back to the funeral and Taliesin |
| 03:01:00 | Bolaire Lothalia character intro |
| 03:04:00 | Bolaire flashback |
| 03:05:45 | Bolaire is surprised (back to present) |
| 03:07:25 | Bolaire knows Tyranny |
| 03:10:00 | Hero is cool (Druidcraft lets you be sober) |
| 03:13:30 | Wicander presents the blade |
| 03:15:05 | Somehow Matt Mercer returned |
| 03:16:45 | Sir Julien Davinos character intro |
| 03:18:25 | Sir Julien flashback |
| 03:20:05 | Sir Julien freaks out Jaques Malterres |
| 03:22:35 | Sir Julien and Aranessa Royce |
| 03:28:25 | Wicander is very hot |
| 03:30:30 | Loza and Wicander |
| 03:32:35 | No green for you |
| 03:35:00 | Aranessa gets messy |
| 03:39:10 | Divinity without voice or perspective |
| 03:42:00 | We forgive people at funerals and weddings |
| 03:44:00 | Marisha arrives with an accent |
| 03:44:45 | Murray Mag’Nesson character intro (The tits are lit, Gondor calls for aid) |
| 03:47:05 | Lots of sketchy arcanists |
| 03:50:00 | 5’11” Dwarf |
| 03:52:10 | Sir Julien spits on Thjazi |
| 03:54:10 | Murray and Bolaire (Hi, I’m a rich person) |
| 03:57:05 | Something dark is following Julien |
| 04:01:00 | Julien vs. Taisha |
| 04:05:00 | The lights dim |
| 04:07:35 | Vaelus character intro |
| 04:11:15 | Vaelus causes problems |
| 04:14:50 | Vaelus is looking for the stone |
| 04:21:45 | More about the Stone of Nightsong and elf lore |
| 04:25:45 | What’s in the box? |
| 04:27:15 | Episode Ends |