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Points Earned

Red Team

Beau, Kingsley, Veth, Jester

1017

Blue Team

Fearne, Caleb, Grog

1024

Balloons Popped

Veth and Jester

5

Caleb and Fearne

8

Rings Scored

Beau and Jester

5

Grog and Fearne

7

Challenge Checks

Balloons (Strength)

Caleb: 22, Veth: 9

Ring Toss (Dexterity)

Grog: nat 20, Caleb: 9, Kingsley: 18, Beau: 23

Trivia (Intelligence)

Grog: 17, Caleb: 27, Fearne: 4, Beau: 21, Kingsley: 10, Veth: 22

Drinking (Constitution)

Grog: 21, Caleb: 20, Fearne: 7, Beau: 5, Kingsley: 15, Jester: 22

Drawing (Wisdom)

Jester: 15, Caleb: 15

Dancing (Charisma)

Grog: 19, Beau: 16, Fearne: 28, Kingsley: 12

HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing:

Created by Flando Maltrizian, Master of Time(stamps)
Timestamp Description
0:01:10 Marisha walkout
0:02:00 Travis walkout
0:02:50 Taliesin walkout
0:03:30 Liam walkout
0:04:10 Sam walkout (Sam is a soul man)
0:05:00 Ashley walkout
0:05:35 Laura walkout
0:06:55 We were bad at doing sound effects
0:11:25 EPISODE STARTS
0:13:40 Vox Machina
0:15:40 Scanlan still a centaur
0:16:45 Nothing has changed
0:18:30 Grog gets abducted (the deck)
0:19:15 The Mighty Nein
0:21:50 Most of the team gets abducted
0:23:15 Bell’s Hells
0:26:20 Fearne gets abducted
0:27:20 POV: You are an Exandrian watching the show
0:29:05 Musical intro
0:31:45 The MC and Merty
0:34:25 Beau walkout
0:35:20 Grog walkout
0:36:25 Kingsley walkout
0:37:30 Caleb walkout
0:38:50 Veth walkout
0:40:05 Fearne walkout
0:42:10 Jester walkout
0:44:50 Illinois is in Exandria, canon
0:46:05 I cast fireball (Fjord is having some problems)
0:47:45 Burst Your Bubble
0:49:00 Ape Caleb
0:52:00 The challenge of strength begins
0:54:05 Improvising some rules for cheating
0:56:05 Spellcasting now allowed
0:57:55 The Traveler’s Blessing
1:01:10 Explaining the rules
1:03:25 The challenge of dexterity begins
1:09:45 Maid of honor
1:13:40 It is utterly unsurprising that Kingsley is into Fearne
1:14:40 The challenge of Intelligence begins (Grog’s question)
1:18:10 Beau’s question
1:19:40 Veth is into MC
1:20:40 Caleb’s question
1:22:45 Kingsley’s question
1:24:40 Finding MC’s weakness
1:25:40 Fearne’s question
1:31:25 Veth’s question
1:34:00 Tough Shot
1:37:15 The challenge of Constitution begins (Shot one)
1:38:35 Shot two
1:39:35 Shot three (you know it had to be Malort)
1:41:55 Shot four (honestly, not reacting for ten seconds is just not that hard)
1:44:30 Intuitive Drawing
1:47:30 The challenge of Wisdom begins (Caleb’s first drawing)
1:49:10 Jester’s first drawing
1:51:00 Caleb’s second drawing
1:51:55 MC gets desperate
1:53:40 Jester’s second drawing (a grimoire is not a spellbook)
1:56:40 Dance off
2:01:50 The challenge of Charisma begins (Grog vs. Beau)
2:04:00 The judgement (even being in the room, I remember it really was too close to call)
2:05:45 Fearne vs. Kingsley
2:08:45 Final judgement
2:09:55 Does your momma love you? (Getting meta)
2:11:45 Villain monologue
2:13:20 BREAK STARTS
2:25:35 Cosplay Montage
2:28:20 BREAK ENDS
2:31:00 Jester can heal
2:32:45 Performers are truly broken people
2:33:55 The MC unleashes his power
2:39:15 Battle begins
2:41:05 Manifest contestant
2:43:10 Impossible trivia
2:45:30 Bardic demoralization (Grog isn’t reaching hypertrophy)
2:49:55 Rage
2:55:20 Get’em Merty
2:56:20 Phantasmal force (flapping MC)
3:00:55 Shapechanger
3:05:10 We were tricked
3:07:30 Killing the cameras
3:11:40 My domain
3:14:50 MC’s true form (Robbie Daymond feet pics)
3:19:50 Spiritual weapon (Jester isn’t used to one this size)
3:23:40 Space whale
3:29:15 Removing the hat (small horns)
3:32:40 Tasha’s hideous laughter on us
3:37:45 Multitasker (dropped the last d20)
3:46:45 Robbie brings it back to the beginning
3:50:55 The Deadly Game
3:55:30 The tension between MC and Merty
4:01:35 Everyone forgets about Manifest Contestant (Grog keeps killing Ashley)
4:03:55 Breaking the bolo (I wonder if that was the trick, or was it just getting late)
4:05:40 Sweet old Byroden boy
4:07:55 Dance for us Robbie
4:09:35 He was just an illusion in their mind
4:13:05 Episode Ends
Full time Gameplay time Game 1st half Game 2nd half Mid break 1st start 1st end 2nd start 2nd end
4h 13m 35s 3h 45m 4s 2h 1m 47s 1h 43m 17s 15m 8s 0:11:29 2:13:16 2:28:24 4:11:41
Encounter Total length Start time End time Rounds In game time Notes
Malvolio Contreras 1h 27m 43s 2:37:47 4:05:30 3 18s

Main cast attendance

Ashley Johnson, Laura Bailey, Liam O’Brien, Marisha Ray, Matthew Mercer, Sam Riegel, Taliesin Jaffe, and Travis Willingham.

Guests

Robbie Daymond.

Total: 1

Timestamp Title Notes
1:25:48 Professor Princess

NOTE: Numbers represent damage as dealt, taking into account resistances and other effects, and may differ from the damage as rolled.

Total: 422

Character Damage dealt
Fearne 48
Beau 74
Caleb 0
Jester 75
Veth 1
Grog 120
Kingsley 104

NOTE: Numbers represent damage as taken, taking into account resistances and other effects, and may differ from the damage as rolled.

Total: 697

Character Damage taken
Fearne 164
Beau 106
Caleb 91
Jester 127
Veth 82
Grog 61
Kingsley 66

Total: 162

Character Healing performed
Fearne 0
Beau 0
Caleb 0
Jester 162
Veth 0
Grog 0
Kingsley 0

KOs

Total: 2

Timestamp Character Circumstance Resolution Notes
3:53:10 Fearne Hit by blades spinning around mountainous Dorito spikes Brought back up by Mass Cure Wounds from Jester
4:03:05 Fearne Hit by Grog’s axe after Malvolio uses Manifest Contestant Brought back up by unnamed healing spell from Jester
Totals
Spells and Abilities Spells Only Leveled Spells Only Spell Levels
37 36 22 80
Character Spell Base level Cast at Notes
Caleb Comprehend Languages 1 1
Caleb Fireball 3 3
Caleb Polymorph 4 4 Giant Ape
Caleb Haste 3 3 on Grog
Jester Guidance Cantrip Cantrip on Beau
Fearne Enhance Ability 2 2 on Grog, DEX
Jester Guidance Cantrip Cantrip on Beau
Jester Guiding Bolt 1 2 on Grog
Caleb Message Cantrip Cantrip Done to the audience; very meta
Fearne Guidance Cantrip Cantrip on Caleb
Veth Message Cantrip Cantrip to Caleb
Veth Phantasmal Force 2 2 on Fearne
Caleb Message Cantrip Cantrip to Veth
Caleb Polymorph 4 4 on Veth; Sloth
Caleb Message Cantrip Cantrip to Beau
Fearne Guidance Cantrip Cantrip on Grog
Jester Guidance Cantrip Cantrip on Beau
Fearne Guidance Cantrip Cantrip on self
Jester Guidance Cantrip Cantrip on Kingsley
Jester Thaumaturgy Cantrip Cantrip
Kingsley Vicious Mockery Cantrip Cantrip
Jester Mass Cure Wounds 5 6 Jester, Beau, Caleb, Fearne, Kingsley, and Veth heal for 19 hit points
Jester Inflict Wounds 1 7
Veth Phantasmal Force 2 2
Caleb Immovable Object 2 6
Fearne Moonbeam 2 6
Jester Spiritual Weapon 2 8
Jester Sacred Flame Cantrip Cantrip
Veth Tasha's Hideous Laughter 1 1
Caleb Disintegrate 6 6
Caleb Shield 1 1
Fearne Contagion 5 5
Jester Hellish Rebuke 1 2 Base level Hellish rebuke is 2d10; as Laura said it was 3d10 damage, it must have been upcast to 2nd level
Jester Mass Cure Wounds 5 5 Fearne and Jester heal for 24 hit points
Grog Enlarge/Reduce 2 - via Titanstone Knuckles
Jester Hold Person 2 2
Jester Unknown Healing Spell - Unknown Fearne heals for unknown amount

PC natural 20s

Total: 6

Timestamp Character Description
0:24:10 Orym Perception Check to sense threats in the woods
0:59:29 Grog Dexterity Check to select the ring tosser
1:46:24 Caleb Rollies to decide who goes first for the drawing challenge
2:40:01 Beau Belabor attack on Malvolio
3:24:04 Grog Bloodaxe attack on Jester’s Spiritual Weapon
4:01:39 Grog Bloodaxe attack on Malvolio

DM natural 1s

Total: 4

Timestamp Character Description
2:37:17 Malvolio Wisdom Save against Kingsley’s taunting
2:55:48 Merty Claw attack on Kingsley
3:14:46 Malvolio Constitution Save with disadvantage against Fearne’s Moonbeam
3:29:32 Malvolio Acrobatics Check, contested against Kingsley to steal Malvolio’s hat

Total: 39

Timestamp Item Payer Recipient How obtained Notes
0:34:27 Total Party Kill tracksuit - Beau Received
0:35:40 Total Party Kill tracksuit - Grog Received
0:36:39 Total Party Kill tracksuit - Kingsley Received
0:37:48 Total Party Kill tracksuit - Caleb Received
0:39:02 Total Party Kill tracksuit - Veth Received
0:40:19 Total Party Kill tracksuit - Fearne Received
0:42:31 Total Party Kill tracksuit - Jester Received
0:51:07 5 Balloons Toadies Red Party Given Not tracked individually and not returned to players after use
0:51:07 8 Balloons Toadies Blue Party Given Not tracked individually and not returned to players after use
0:58:08 Traveler's Blessing Helmet Toadies Fearne Given
0:58:15 Traveler's Blessing Helmet Toadies Beau Given
0:58:23 Traveler's Blessing Helmet Beau Veth Given
0:58:35 Traveler's Blessing Helmet Veth Jester Given
1:01:38 30 Rings Merty Grog Given Not tracked individually and not returned to players after use
1:01:54 20 Rings Merty Beau Given Not tracked individually and not returned to players after use
1:11:09 Traveler's Blessing Helmet Fearne Malvolio Retrieved
1:11:31 Traveler's Blessing Helmet Jester Toadies Retrieved
1:35:59 birthday cake shot Toadies Grog Given
1:35:59 birthday cake shot Toadies Jester Given
1:37:19 birthday cake shot Jester - Drank
1:37:19 birthday cake shot Grog - Drank
1:38:24 cement mixer shot Merty Kingsley Given
1:38:29 cement mixer shot Merty Caleb Given
1:38:37 cement mixer shot Caleb - Drank
1:38:37 cement mixer shot Kingsley - Drank
1:39:27 malort shot Toadies Fearne Given
1:39:27 malort shot Toadies Beau Given
1:40:20 malort shot Fearne - Drank
1:40:21 malort shot Beau - Drank
1:41:45 prairie fire shot Toadies Veth Given
1:41:45 prairie fire shot Toadies Fearne Given
1:42:58 prairie fire shot Veth - Drank
1:42:58 prairie fire shot Fearne - Drank
1:44:41 eye mask Toadies Caleb Given
1:44:45 eye mask Toadies Jester Given
1:45:44 marker Malvolio Jester Given
1:46:01 marker Malvolio Caleb Given
2:58:42 gold dust worth 25 g Caleb - Used
3:30:00 Horned top hat Malvolio Kingsley Stolen

Total: 28

Name Affiliation First mention First appearance Race (if given) Description (if given)
Shaun Gilmore TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:14:18 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:14:18 Human
Lady Allura Vysoren TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:14:19 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:14:19 Human
Lady Kima of Vord TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:14:21 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:14:21 Halfling
Cassandra de Rolo TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:14:23 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:14:23 Human
The Changebringer TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:17:46 Prime Deity
Zehir, the Cloaked Serpent TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:19:34 Betrayer God
Spectral serpent TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:20:43 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:20:43 Massive, spectral, glowing blue, with a hood and odd deeply-set humanoid eyes. Speaks.
Vasselheim bounty hunters TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:23:42 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:23:42
Vasselheim Judicators TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:23:44 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:23:44
Malvolio Contreras TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:29:17 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:29:17
Merty TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:30:26 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:30:26 Malvolio's sidekick
Audience of Exandrians TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:31:41 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:31:41 Identified at 0:44:16
Toadies backstage TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:34:05 Human
Artagan, the Traveler TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:42:53 Archfey
Opal TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:45:16 Human
Cody TOTAL PARTY KILL at 1:11:29 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 1:11:29 Human Stagehand who comes to collect props, from whom Jester requests a Kleenex. Name given by Jester as a possible misinterpretation of "toadies."
Dani, Priestess of the Knowing Mistress TOTAL PARTY KILL at 1:14:52 Human "Sorry, Dani" before the lore challenge
Matron of Ravens TOTAL PARTY KILL at 1:15:33 Prime Deity Goddess of winter and fate
Devo'ssa TOTAL PARTY KILL at 1:20:42 Dragon Brass dragon and protector of Ank'Harel
Gelidon TOTAL PARTY KILL at 1:26:27 Dragon Lair is called Mythburrow
Rimefang TOTAL PARTY KILL at 1:26:30 Dragon
Vorugal TOTAL PARTY KILL at 1:26:37 Dragon
Raishan TOTAL PARTY KILL at 1:26:40 Dragon
Matthew Mercer TOTAL PARTY KILL at 2:35:00
River TOTAL PARTY KILL at 2:43:38 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 2:44:17 Person in the first row of the audience closest to the aisle. Not named Ashlyn
"Recording crystal" operator TOTAL PARTY KILL at 3:09:32 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 3:09:32 Robed, small horns on the sides of the head
Audience member dressed as Jester TOTAL PARTY KILL at 3:33:33 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 0:33:33 Rolls a d20 for the whole audience for Tasha's Hideous Laughter. Decides the audience gives in to the laughter
Friends gathered in someone's living room ten years ago to play a game, creating a spark that grows and grows TOTAL PARTY KILL at 3:46:52

Total: 1

Timestamp Speaker Said to Notes
4:07:36 Malvolio Veth A saying where Malvolio comes from

Total: 1

Timestamp Description Mention type Notes
1:15:33 Trivia question: "Which of these celestial forces does the Matron of Ravens hold dominion over?" Correct answer: winter and fate. In world

Total: 4

Timestamp Description
3:22:14 "You've never flung something so large and turgid"
2:37:17 Malvolio rolls a Nat 1
2:55:49 Merty rolls a Nat 1
3:38:34 Bad roll, but it was from a disadvantage that was recinded