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Points Earned

Red Team

Beau, Kingsley, Veth, Jester

1017

Blue Team

Fearne, Caleb, Grog

1024

Balloons Popped

Veth and Jester

5

Caleb and Fearne

8

Rings Scored

Beau and Jester

5

Grog and Fearne

7

Challenge Checks

Balloons (Strength)

Caleb: 22, Veth: 9

Ring Toss (Dexterity)

Grog: nat 20, Caleb: 9, Kingsley: 18, Beau: 23

Trivia (Intelligence)

Grog: 17, Caleb: 27, Fearne: 4, Beau: 21, Kingsley: 10, Veth: 22

Drinking (Constitution)

Grog: 21, Caleb: 20, Fearne: 7, Beau: 5, Kingsley: 15, Jester: 22

Drawing (Wisdom)

Jester: 15, Caleb: 15

Dancing (Charisma)

Grog: 19, Beau: 16, Fearne: 28, Kingsley: 12

HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing:

Created by Flando Maltrizian, Master of Time(stamps)
Timestamp Description
00:01:10 Marisha walkout
00:02:00 Travis walkout
00:02:50 Taliesin walkout
00:03:30 Liam walkout
00:04:10 Sam walkout (Sam is a soul man)
00:05:00 Ashley walkout
00:05:35 Laura walkout
00:06:55 We were bad at doing sound effects
00:11:25 EPISODE STARTS
00:13:40 Vox Machina
00:15:40 Scanlan still a centaur
00:16:45 Nothing has changed
00:18:30 Grog gets abducted (the deck)
00:19:15 The Mighty Nein
00:21:50 Most of the team gets abducted
00:23:15 Bell’s Hells
00:26:20 Fearne gets abducted
00:27:20 POV: You are an Exandrian watching the show
00:29:05 Musical intro
00:31:45 The MC and Merty
00:34:25 Beau walkout
00:35:20 Grog walkout
00:36:25 Kingsley walkout
00:37:30 Caleb walkout
00:38:50 Veth walkout
00:40:05 Fearne walkout
00:42:10 Jester walkout
00:44:50 Illinois is in Exandria, canon
00:46:05 I cast fireball (Fjord is having some problems)
00:47:45 Burst Your Bubble
00:49:00 Ape Caleb
00:52:00 The challenge of strength begins
00:54:05 Improvising some rules for cheating
00:56:05 Spellcasting now allowed
00:57:55 The Traveler’s Blessing
01:01:10 Explaining the rules
01:03:25 The challenge of dexterity begins
01:09:45 Maid of honor
01:13:40 It is utterly unsurprising that Kingsley is into Fearne
01:14:40 The challenge of Intelligence begins (Grog’s question)
01:18:10 Beau’s question
01:19:40 Veth is into MC
01:20:40 Caleb’s question
01:22:45 Kingsley’s question
01:24:40 Finding MC’s weakness
01:25:40 Fearne’s question
01:31:25 Veth’s question
01:34:00 Tough Shot
01:37:15 The challenge of Constitution begins (Shot one)
01:38:35 Shot two
01:39:35 Shot three (you know it had to be Malort)
01:41:55 Shot four (honestly, not reacting for ten seconds is just not that hard)
01:44:30 Intuitive Drawing
01:47:30 The challenge of Wisdom begins (Caleb’s first drawing)
01:49:10 Jester’s first drawing
01:51:00 Caleb’s second drawing
01:51:55 MC gets desperate
01:53:40 Jester’s second drawing (a grimoire is not a spellbook)
01:56:40 Dance off
02:01:50 The challenge of Charisma begins (Grog vs. Beau)
02:04:00 The judgement (even being in the room, I remember it really was too close to call)
02:05:45 Fearne vs. Kingsley
02:08:45 Final judgement
02:09:55 Does your momma love you? (Getting meta)
02:11:45 Villain monologue
02:13:20 BREAK STARTS
02:25:35 Cosplay Montage
02:28:20 BREAK ENDS
02:31:00 Jester can heal
02:32:45 Performers are truly broken people
02:33:55 The MC unleashes his power
02:39:15 Battle begins
02:41:05 Manifest contestant
02:43:10 Impossible trivia
02:45:30 Bardic demoralization (Grog isn’t reaching hypertrophy)
02:49:55 Rage
02:55:20 Get’em Merty
02:56:20 Phantasmal force (flapping MC)
03:00:55 Shapechanger
03:05:10 We were tricked
03:07:30 Killing the cameras
03:11:40 My domain
03:14:50 MC’s true form (Robbie Daymond feet pics)
03:19:50 Spiritual weapon (Jester isn’t used to one this size)
03:23:40 Space whale
03:29:15 Removing the hat (small horns)
03:32:40 Tasha’s hideous laughter on us
03:37:45 Multitasker (dropped the last d20)
03:46:45 Robbie brings it back to the beginning
03:50:55 The Deadly Game
03:55:30 The tension between MC and Merty
04:01:35 Everyone forgets about Manifest Contestant (Grog keeps killing Ashley)
04:03:55 Breaking the bolo (I wonder if that was the trick, or was it just getting late)
04:05:40 Sweet old Byroden boy
04:07:55 Dance for us Robbie
04:09:35 He was just an illusion in their mind
04:13:05 Episode Ends
Full time Gameplay time Game 1st half Game 2nd half Mid break 1st start 1st end 2nd start 2nd end
4h 13m 35s 3h 45m 4s 2h 1m 47s 1h 43m 17s 15m 8s 00:11:29 02:13:16 02:28:24 04:11:41
Encounter Total length Start time End time Rounds In game time Notes
Malvolio Contreras 1h 27m 43s 02:37:47 04:05:30 3 18s

This episode was live. Guests: Robbie Daymond.

Total: 1

Timestamp Title Notes
01:25:48 Professor Princess

NOTE: Numbers represent damage as dealt, taking into account resistances and other effects, and may differ from the damage as rolled.

Total: 422

Character Damage dealt
Fearne 48
Beau 74
Caleb 0
Jester 75
Veth 1
Grog 120
Kingsley 104

NOTE: Numbers represent damage as taken, taking into account resistances and other effects, and may differ from the damage as rolled.

Total: 697

Character Damage taken
Fearne 164
Beau 106
Caleb 91
Jester 127
Veth 82
Grog 61
Kingsley 66

Total: 162

Character Healing performed
Fearne 0
Beau 0
Caleb 0
Jester 162
Veth 0
Grog 0
Kingsley 0

KOs

Total: 2

Timestamp Character Circumstance Resolution Notes
03:53:10 Fearne Hit by blades spinning around mountainous Dorito spikes Brought back up by Mass Cure Wounds from Jester
04:03:05 Fearne Hit by Grog’s axe after Malvolio uses Manifest Contestant Brought back up by unnamed healing spell from Jester
Totals
Spells and Abilities Spells Only Leveled Spells Only Spell Levels
37 36 22 80
Character Spell Base level Cast at Notes
Caleb Comprehend Languages 1 1
Caleb Fireball 3 3
Caleb Polymorph 4 4 Giant Ape
Caleb Haste 3 3 on Grog
Jester Guidance Cantrip Cantrip on Beau
Fearne Enhance Ability 2 2 on Grog, DEX
Jester Guidance Cantrip Cantrip on Beau
Jester Guiding Bolt 1 2 on Grog
Caleb Message Cantrip Cantrip Done to the audience; very meta
Fearne Guidance Cantrip Cantrip on Caleb
Veth Message Cantrip Cantrip to Caleb
Veth Phantasmal Force 2 2 on Fearne
Caleb Message Cantrip Cantrip to Veth
Caleb Polymorph 4 4 on Veth; Sloth
Caleb Message Cantrip Cantrip to Beau
Fearne Guidance Cantrip Cantrip on Grog
Jester Guidance Cantrip Cantrip on Beau
Fearne Guidance Cantrip Cantrip on self
Jester Guidance Cantrip Cantrip on Kingsley
Jester Thaumaturgy Cantrip Cantrip
Kingsley Vicious Mockery Cantrip Cantrip
Jester Mass Cure Wounds 5 6 Jester, Beau, Caleb, Fearne, Kingsley, and Veth heal for 19 hit points
Jester Inflict Wounds 1 7
Veth Phantasmal Force 2 2
Caleb Immovable Object 2 6
Fearne Moonbeam 2 6
Jester Spiritual Weapon 2 8
Jester Sacred Flame Cantrip Cantrip
Veth Tasha's Hideous Laughter 1 1
Caleb Disintegrate 6 6
Caleb Shield 1 1
Fearne Contagion 5 5
Jester Hellish Rebuke 1 2 Base level Hellish rebuke is 2d10; as Laura said it was 3d10 damage, it must have been upcast to 2nd level
Jester Mass Cure Wounds 5 5 Fearne and Jester heal for 24 hit points
Grog Enlarge/Reduce 2 - via Titanstone Knuckles
Jester Hold Person 2 2
Jester Unknown Healing Spell - Unknown Fearne heals for unknown amount

PC natural 20s

Total: 6

Timestamp Character Description
00:24:10 Orym Perception Check to sense threats in the woods
00:59:29 Grog Dexterity Check to select the ring tosser
01:46:24 Caleb Rollies to decide who goes first for the drawing challenge
02:40:01 Beau Belabor attack on Malvolio
03:24:04 Grog Bloodaxe attack on Jester’s Spiritual Weapon
04:01:39 Grog Bloodaxe attack on Malvolio

DM natural 1s

Total: 4

Timestamp Character Description
02:37:17 Malvolio Wisdom Save against Kingsley’s taunting
02:55:48 Merty Claw attack on Kingsley
03:14:46 Malvolio Constitution Save with disadvantage against Fearne’s Moonbeam
03:29:32 Malvolio Acrobatics Check, contested against Kingsley to steal Malvolio’s hat

Total: 39

Timestamp Payer Where obtained Recipient How obtained Item Notes
00:34:27 - Beau Received Total Party Kill tracksuit
00:35:40 - Grog Received Total Party Kill tracksuit
00:36:39 - Kingsley Received Total Party Kill tracksuit
00:37:48 - Caleb Received Total Party Kill tracksuit
00:39:02 - Veth Received Total Party Kill tracksuit
00:40:19 - Fearne Received Total Party Kill tracksuit
00:42:31 - Jester Received Total Party Kill tracksuit
00:51:07 Toadies Red Party Given 5 Balloons Not tracked individually and not returned to players after use
00:51:07 Toadies Blue Party Given 8 Balloons Not tracked individually and not returned to players after use
00:58:08 Toadies Fearne Given Traveler's Blessing Helmet
00:58:15 Toadies Beau Given Traveler's Blessing Helmet
00:58:23 Beau Veth Given Traveler's Blessing Helmet
00:58:35 Veth Jester Given Traveler's Blessing Helmet
01:01:38 Merty Grog Given 30 Rings Not tracked individually and not returned to players after use
01:01:54 Merty Beau Given 20 Rings Not tracked individually and not returned to players after use
01:11:09 Fearne Malvolio Retrieved Traveler's Blessing Helmet
01:11:31 Jester Toadies Retrieved Traveler's Blessing Helmet
01:35:59 Toadies Grog Given birthday cake shot
01:35:59 Toadies Jester Given birthday cake shot
01:37:19 Jester - Drank birthday cake shot
01:37:19 Grog - Drank birthday cake shot
01:38:24 Merty Kingsley Given cement mixer shot
01:38:29 Merty Caleb Given cement mixer shot
01:38:37 Caleb - Drank cement mixer shot
01:38:37 Kingsley - Drank cement mixer shot
01:39:27 Toadies Fearne Given malort shot
01:39:27 Toadies Beau Given malort shot
01:40:20 Fearne - Drank malort shot
01:40:21 Beau - Drank malort shot
01:41:45 Toadies Veth Given prairie fire shot
01:41:45 Toadies Fearne Given prairie fire shot
01:42:58 Veth - Drank prairie fire shot
01:42:58 Fearne - Drank prairie fire shot
01:44:41 Toadies Caleb Given eye mask
01:44:45 Toadies Jester Given eye mask
01:45:44 Malvolio Jester Given marker
01:46:01 Malvolio Caleb Given marker
02:58:42 Caleb - Used gold dust worth 25 g
03:30:00 Malvolio Kingsley Stolen Horned top hat

Total: 28

Name First mention First appearance Race (if given) Description (if given)
Shaun Gilmore TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:14:18 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:14:18 Human
Lady Allura Vysoren TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:14:19 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:14:19 Human
Lady Kima of Vord TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:14:21 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:14:21 Halfling
Cassandra de Rolo TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:14:23 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:14:23 Human
The Changebringer TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:17:46 Prime Deity
Zehir, the Cloaked Serpent TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:19:34 Betrayer God
Spectral serpent TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:20:43 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:20:43 Massive, spectral, glowing blue, with a hood and odd deeply-set humanoid eyes. Speaks.
Vasselheim bounty hunters TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:23:42 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:23:42
Vasselheim Judicators TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:23:44 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:23:44
Malvolio Contreras TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:29:17 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:29:17
Merty TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:30:26 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:30:26 Malvolio's sidekick
Audience of Exandrians TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:31:41 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:31:41 Identified at 00:44:16
Toadies backstage TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:34:05 Human
Artagan, the Traveler TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:42:53 Archfey
Opal TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:45:16 Human
Cody TOTAL PARTY KILL at 01:11:29 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 01:11:29 Human Stagehand who comes to collect props, from whom Jester requests a Kleenex. Name given by Jester as a possible misinterpretation of "toadies."
Dani, Priestess of the Knowing Mistress TOTAL PARTY KILL at 01:14:52 Human "Sorry, Dani" before the lore challenge
Matron of Ravens TOTAL PARTY KILL at 01:15:33 Prime Deity Goddess of winter and fate
Devo'ssa TOTAL PARTY KILL at 01:20:42 Dragon Brass dragon and protector of Ank'Harel
Gelidon TOTAL PARTY KILL at 01:26:27 Dragon Lair is called Mythburrow
Rimefang TOTAL PARTY KILL at 01:26:30 Dragon
Vorugal TOTAL PARTY KILL at 01:26:37 Dragon
Raishan TOTAL PARTY KILL at 01:26:40 Dragon
Matthew Mercer TOTAL PARTY KILL at 02:35:00
River TOTAL PARTY KILL at 02:43:38 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 02:44:17 Person in the first row of the audience closest to the aisle. Not named Ashlyn
"Recording crystal" operator TOTAL PARTY KILL at 03:09:32 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 03:09:32 Robed, small horns on the sides of the head
Audience member dressed as Jester TOTAL PARTY KILL at 03:33:33 TOTAL PARTY KILL at 00:33:33 Rolls a d20 for the whole audience for Tasha's Hideous Laughter. Decides the audience gives in to the laughter
Friends gathered in someone's living room ten years ago to play a game, creating a spark that grows and grows TOTAL PARTY KILL at 03:46:52

Total: 1

Timestamp Speaker Said to Notes
04:07:36 Malvolio Veth A saying where Malvolio comes from

Total: 1

Timestamp Description Mention type Notes
01:15:33 Trivia question: "Which of these celestial forces does the Matron of Ravens hold dominion over?" Correct answer: winter and fate. In world

Total: 4

Timestamp Description
03:22:14 "You've never flung something so large and turgid"
02:37:17 Malvolio rolls a Nat 1
02:55:49 Merty rolls a Nat 1
03:38:34 Bad roll, but it was from a disadvantage that was recinded