C4E003 The Snipping of Shears
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Runtime
5h 53s
HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing:
| Timestamp | Description |
|---|---|
| 00:01:05 | Teor’s suggestion is noted and dismissed |
| 00:02:10 | Filoneus Halovar (they’re good dogs, Teor) |
| 00:06:55 | The Ogrimock Marketplace |
| 00:08:05 | Julien and Teor meet |
| 00:13:00 | Critical Role Announcement Playhouse (Map in Shape) |
| 00:14:50 | Sam builds his token (Standardized Reference Pear) |
| 00:17:25 | Laura’s merch corner |
| 00:19:55 | Intro cinematic |
| 00:20:25 | EPISODE STARTS (Prismatic Retort) |
| 00:23:10 | It’s not blood, it’s other bodily fluids |
| 00:24:10 | History from the Halovar’s perspective (Godard’s gift) |
| 00:30:35 | Wick’s Mom is a little too into the Creed |
| 00:32:30 | Zebani can’t be the face |
| 00:33:30 | The rules are for other people |
| 00:36:25 | Wick’s arranged marriage |
| 00:38:35 | Stop believing |
| 00:41:05 | Wick’s bathtub |
| 00:42:25 | Just in case you didn’t think this was all evil enough (Tyranny and Wick) |
| 00:47:20 | Tailors are all secretly spies and assassins, it’s a thing |
| 00:50:55 | You can’t prove this is an allegory |
| 00:52:50 | Murray and Primus (we learn Occtis’s deal) |
| 00:56:30 | Primus will wreck Murray |
| 01:03:30 | Map out |
| 01:05:15 | Battle begins |
| 01:08:45 | Thimble goes balls out |
| 01:10:20 | Hiding in the pants |
| 01:14:45 | Bad first turn |
| 01:16:25 | It gets even worse |
| 01:20:25 | Ashley comes in to save them all |
| 01:23:15 | Vaelus’s very bad very good attack |
| 01:28:35 | The evil eye |
| 01:31:10 | Occtis’s adult voice (green flame) |
| 01:33:50 | Kattigan’s weapon |
| 01:36:50 | Just keep killing |
| 01:40:40 | Interrogating a goon |
| 01:42:55 | Casimir betrayed them |
| 01:44:45 | Now we know what happened to Cyd |
| 01:50:50 | The Gibbet |
| 01:52:05 | BREAK STARTS |
| 02:07:05 | BREAK ENDS |
| 02:09:00 | The Hallowed Round |
| 02:16:45 | Uli and his story |
| 02:22:55 | The bins are for umbrellas |
| 02:24:20 | Shadia and Thaisha |
| 02:29:30 | Thaisha entreats the woods |
| 02:31:05 | Bolaire shows up |
| 02:33:05 | The paint |
| 02:36:15 | Fruit leather |
| 02:37:15 | Ulgud and Bolaire have it out |
| 02:39:35 | Hal and Bolaire |
| 02:45:50 | It’s morning somewhere |
| 02:47:25 | Murray and Azune |
| 02:49:55 | Move it along (Azune is getting lucky) |
| 02:53:30 | Fun fact, this is a myth, generally frogs will jump out either way |
| 02:54:50 | Murray yells through the fourth wall |
| 02:56:55 | Azune is into not touching |
| 02:57:55 | Mercanaud Couturier |
| 02:59:55 | Abercrombie and Fitch music (sapphire orchid) |
| 03:02:50 | The table is bad (exorcising the table) |
| 03:05:35 | And we cut to Wick, some hours later |
| 03:07:20 | Announce me please |
| 03:13:25 | No soul |
| 03:16:05 | There’s been an oopsie |
| 03:18:10 | Cutting Teor’s shadow |
| 03:19:25 | Crawling his way |
| 03:20:25 | See my vest |
| 03:22:25 | Wick has learned nothing |
| 03:24:20 | What a hoot |
| 03:26:35 | Julien and Thimble |
| 03:36:00 | Occtis has made a dead thing that can love |
| 03:39:50 | Occtis will not stand up to Julien |
| 03:41:05 | Vaelus is really interested in Occtis raising the dead |
| 03:42:10 | Julien and Occtis |
| 03:47:50 | A full table at Hal’s house |
| 03:49:05 | Kattigan survives raw steak |
| 03:52:10 | Aabria loves leaving the table (replaced by Luis and Marisha) |
| 03:54:45 | Vaelus killed Saruman |
| 03:57:45 | Teor, Wick, and Tyranny show up (catching up on what happened) |
| 04:04:05 | Everyone is wanted |
| 04:07:35 | Hal does the sword |
| 04:12:25 | Wick has the softest hands (Wick needs help) |
| 04:20:40 | Thjazi believed 2 things |
| 04:21:55 | Setting up the Soldiers team and the Scoundrels team |
| 04:26:55 | Hal’s final words to Thimble |
| 04:29:05 | Falcon’s Rest |
| 04:31:55 | The Pilazzo Davinos |
| 04:39:45 | Thaisha arrives (wolf down) |
| 04:43:05 | Open the gate |
| 04:45:25 | Royce and Tachonis exposition |
| 04:50:45 | Julien’s hot friends |
| 04:52:30 | Julien and Vaelus |
| 04:56:35 | Julien is cursed and there are lots of dead people |
| 04:57:30 | Brennan calmly describes an incredibly gruesome death (things get bad) |
| 05:00:20 | Episode Ends |
Main cast attendance
Aabria Iyengar, Alexander Ward, Ashley Johnson, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Laura Bailey, Liam O’Brien, Luis Carazo, Marisha Ray, Matthew Mercer, Robbie Daymond, Sam Riegel, Taliesin Jaffe, Travis Willingham, and Whitney Moore.
| Map number | Map |
|---|---|
| 1 |
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| Spells | Leveled Spells Only | Spell Levels |
|---|---|---|
| 15 | 7 | 8 |
| Character | Spell | Base level | Cast at | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Murray | Detect Magic | 1 | 1 | |
| Occtis | Cause Fear | 1 | 1 | |
| Vaelus | Hunter's Mark | 1 | 1 | |
| Thimble | Faerie Fire | 1 | - | via species ability Fairy Magic |
| Occtis | Fire Bolt | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Vaelus | Guiding Bolt | 1 | - | presumed cast without a slot as a Magic Initiate (Cleric) spell from Acolyte background, given Ashley and Brennan said "That just happens" |
| Thaisha | Druidcraft | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Halandil | Thaumaturgy | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Thaisha | Message | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Halandil | Thaumaturgy | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Thaisha | Guidance | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Azune | Message | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Wicander | Lesser Restoration | 2 | 2 | |
| Tyranny | Thaumaturgy | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Vaelus | Command | 1 | 1 |
PC natural 20s
PC natural 1s
Total: 4
| Timestamp | Character | Description |
|---|---|---|
| 01:01:05 | Murray | Insight Check on Dean Tallbarrel after the confrontation with Primus Tachonis |
| 02:43:39 | Thaisha | Insight Check on Bolaire after showing them the paint |
| 03:04:22 | Teor | Wisdom Save with disadvantage against Hold Person in the Mercanaud Couturier (both dice were ones) |
| 03:38:49 | Vaelus | Insight Check on whether Occtis makes undead creatures all the time |
DM natural 20s
Total: 1
| Timestamp | Character | Description |
|---|---|---|
| 01:18:43 | Crow Keeper | Athletics Check to pin Wulfric |
Total: 28
| Timestamp | Payer | Where obtained | Recipient | How obtained | Item | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 00:00:14 | Candescent Creed Handmaiden | Teor | Given | white velvet sack of Candescent Creed coin | ||
| 00:50:24 | - | Wicander | Retrieved | portrait of lost love | ||
| 00:50:33 | - | Wicander | Retrieved | flask of water | ||
| 01:51:42 | Gavrey | Vaelus | Given | Solomon's gibbet book | ||
| 02:37:59 | Bolaire | The Hallowed Round | Dropped off | paint for Halandil | ||
| 02:59:33 | Calastro Mercanaud | Teor | Given | sherry | seems to be unacknowledged by Travis and supplanted by second sherry; recorded regardless | |
| 03:01:37 | Calastro Mercanaud | Teor | Given | sherry | ||
| 03:02:02 | Teor | - | Put down | sherry | ||
| 03:17:05 | Rulius Mercanaud | Tyranny | Given | white velvet sack of Candescent Creed coin | ||
| 03:17:09 | Rulius Mercanaud | Tyranny | Given | golden flail with an angled head | ||
| 03:17:09 | Rulius Mercanaud | Tyranny | Given | golden breastplate | ||
| 03:17:09 | Rulius Mercanaud | Tyranny | Given | shield | ||
| 03:20:45 | Rulius Mercanaud | Wicander | Gifted | velour vestal gown | ||
| 03:49:10 | Halandil's kitchen | Kattigan | Took | ribeye | ||
| 03:49:10 | Kattigan | - | Ate | ribeye | ||
| 03:59:15 | Wicander | Teor | Gave | flask of water | ||
| 03:59:16 | Teor | - | Drank | flask of water | ||
| 04:07:02 | - | Halandil | Retrieved | the Liar's Blade | ||
| - | Tyranny | Teor | Returned | golden flail with an angled head | Presumed returned | |
| - | Tyranny | Teor | Returned | golden breastplate | Presumed returned | |
| - | Tyranny | Teor | Returned | shield | Presumed returned | |
| 04:24:40 | Kattigan | - | Smoked | hand-rolled cigarette | ||
| 04:26:25 | - | Halandil | Recieved | costume cloak | ||
| 04:26:25 | - | Tyranny | Recieved | costume cloak | ||
| 04:28:29 | Falcon's Rest | Teor | Recieved | horse | while Brennan says 5 horses we are only counting 4 since as Thimble points out she does not need one | |
| 04:28:29 | Falcon's Rest | Kattigan | Recieved | horse | ||
| 04:28:29 | Falcon's Rest | Wicander | Recieved | horse | ||
| 04:28:29 | Falcon's Rest | Tyranny | Recieved | horse |
Total: 20
| Name | First mention | First appearance | Race (if given) | Identifier (if relevant) | Description (if given) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sir Filoneus Halovar | C4E002 Broken Wing at 04:25:06 | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 00:02:10 | Human | Wick’s uncle | Massive, heavily-armored, gray-bearded, with luminous tattoos all around his neck that curl up around over his eyes. (He/him) |
| Wrath and Judgment | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 00:02:46 | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 00:02:46 | Filoneus’s dogs | War dogs which have glowing throats and whine constantly in a song that is almost angelic. | |
| Lady Zebani Halovar | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 00:22:25 | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 00:22:25 | Wick’s elder sister | ||
| Iris Halovar | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 00:30:38 | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 00:30:38 | Wick’s mother | Loves the Creed and read it to Wick at bedtime. Wanted Wick to marry Ebecca, which led to the Halovars deciding Wick should be a true believer. Hated by Yanessa. | |
| Ebecca | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 00:31:26 | Wick’s planned spouse | Has an elderly father and a brother who has abdicated from his position in the family. Her family home is on a plot of land with a series of vinyards that produce an alchemical element useful for diluting Filament and increasing production. | ||
| Wick's "the one who got away" | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 00:36:10 | Wick’s lost love | A commoner who once mattered a great deal to Wick, but who he was told was not chosen by the Light for him to be with. Wick keeps her portrait on his desk, and later with him. | ||
| Ksha'aravi, the High Prince of Demonkind and the Shadow of Suffering | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 00:42:55 | Tyranny’s maker | Gets Filament and souls in exchange for sending demons to be aspirants. | ||
| Gavrey | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 01:12:39 | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 01:12:39 | Crow Keeper | Is interrogated by the party about Casimir after the fight breaks up. Could be one of the Crow Keepers first mentioned at 04:12:01. | |
| Uli | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 02:16:40 | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 02:16:40 | Orc | Member of Hal’s theater troupe | Ancient (85 years old), wearing a very ugly crocheted hat and dressed like "an old quilt monster that rolled out of the bed," carrying an ancient little orcish drum and triple-headed drumstick. Remembers before the Shapers' War, which his brother fought in. (He/him) |
| Spiro | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 02:32:42 | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 02:32:42 | One of Bolaire’s archivists | ||
| Rosadella | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 02:32:42 | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 02:32:42 | One of Bolaire’s archivists | ||
| Enquirer Horace | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 02:49:56 | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 02:49:56 | Arcane Marshal under Azune | ||
| Rulius Mercanaud | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 02:58:10 | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 02:58:10 | Works at Mercanaud Couturier | Older man with a wig of platinum rolling curls and a ruff around his neck. Under the wig is crystal with fire burning in the skull. Twin of Calastro Mercanaud. Does not seem to have a soul. (He/him) | |
| Calastro Mercanaud | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 02:59:14 | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 02:59:14 | Works at Mercanaud Couturier | Twin of Rulius Mercanaud. In a ruff and long golden shimmering wig. (He/him) | |
| Inez Rountree | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 03:24:56 | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 03:24:56 | Orc | Older warrior and veteran of the Falconer's Rebellion keeping watch over Hal’s home while Thjazi is in memoriam. | (She/her) |
| Devin | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 04:43:14 | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 04:43:14 | Guard at the Palazzo Devinos | Opens a door for Vaelus after a Command spell. | |
| Jahar | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 04:50:48 | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 04:50:48 | Julien’s friend from the Golden Orchard | Broad-shouldered, muscular, goatee, shaven head. (He/him) | |
| Ilondria | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 04:51:02 | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 04:51:02 | Julien’s friend from the Golden Orchard | Ravishing, with hair tied up in a massive, messy pile with golden chains and small glowing jewels. (She/her) | |
| Mardonus | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 04:51:15 | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 04:51:15 | Julien’s friend from the Golden Orchard | Has impressive shoulders and is wearing only a vest and breeches with seven-league boots. (He/him) | |
| Ethrand Tachonis | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 04:58:59 | C4E003 The Snipping of Shears at 04:58:59 | Occtis’s brother | (He/him) |
This category includes any mention of a bird by Brennan. Things named after birds (i.e. The Crow Keepers) are not counted. Things associated with birds (i.e. feathers), metaphors, idioms, and catchphrases including birds (i.e. “I can still hear the falcon’s cry”), and actual birds are counted on all mentions.
Summary
| Species | Count |
|---|---|
| Total | 7 |
| Nightingale | 3 |
| Falcon | 2 |
| Magpie | 1 |
| Unknown | 1 |
Total: 7
| Timestamp | Species (if given) | Line |
|---|---|---|
| 00:21:03 | - | "Multiple skeletal fingers, more like a bat's wings than a bird's..." |
| 02:30:40 | Magpie | "You hear the wind rustling, the flight of some nearby magpies." |
| 02:30:57 | Nightingale | "On a 16, you can't hear it because you hear the song of a nightingale calling you from the city." |
| 04:28:29 | Falcon | "...the stables of The Grey Tower stand beside an open balcony high above the waterfall and you look and see a falcon's nest nearby. You draw five horses out here at the Falcon's Rest." |
| 04:29:38 | Falcon | "Dol-Makjar still had to hide some shame that they did not lend their full support when the falcon's cry rang out across these lands." |
| 04:38:49 | Nightingale | "Something wild and magical is moving on the face of the world and you almost hear the call of a nightingale." |
| 04:39:46 | Nightingale | "You hear a nightingale song." |