TTT:01 The Misty Ascent
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HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing:
| Timestamp | Description |
|---|---|
| 00:14:55 | Matt starts talking |
| 00:15:50 | Crocasam Dundiegal |
| 00:22:10 | EPISODE STARTS |
| 00:24:20 | On the island |
| 00:27:10 | Caleb and Veth worry about Chetney’s toy making abilities |
| 00:28:50 | We’ve completely forgotten what this was about |
| 00:30:30 | The Shattered Mountain |
| 00:34:45 | Battle begins |
| 00:36:00 | Bane |
| 00:38:20 | Incredibly powerful beach worms |
| 00:42:10 | Punk unicorns |
| 00:45:20 | Ethel |
| 00:48:15 | Can we let spiritual guardians work? |
| 00:49:30 | All blue people look the same to Veth |
| 00:51:20 | Shared experiences |
| 00:53:50 | How have you tried to get off |
| 00:55:45 | Grim psychometry on the knee |
| 00:58:05 | Your family is dead (rich little child) |
| 00:59:10 | Bards are geniuses |
| 01:00:10 | The dark force |
| 01:01:20 | Jester didn’t prep spells |
| 01:03:30 | Chetney’s death roll |
| 01:04:15 | Veth is very mom |
| 01:09:35 | Font humor |
| 01:11:40 | New tattoos |
| 01:19:10 | The village |
| 01:25:20 | 9th level spell slot |
| 01:30:50 | Music saved him |
| 01:33:10 | Like and share |
| 01:36:20 | Cleansing flame |
| 01:39:50 | Jester doesn’t want to waste the spell slot |
| 01:41:45 | Jorio’s story |
| 01:46:00 | How do you know how many hit die you have? |
| 01:47:35 | Where we droppin bears? |
| 01:48:50 | BREAK STARTS |
| 02:04:10 | Photo Montage |
| 02:06:10 | BREAK ENDS |
| 02:08:30 | Battle begins (firesball) |
| 02:12:50 | Daddy bear |
| 02:14:55 | Fur on fur |
| 02:20:10 | Sliding along the rim of the box |
| 02:22:30 | Sam hates silvery barbs and Marisha hates Sam |
| 02:24:30 | Ashton vibes with the music |
| 02:28:30 | Deeply hurt |
| 02:31:20 | What are you, some kinda healer? |
| 02:33:50 | Destroyed by chlamydia |
| 02:36:30 | HDYWTDT (vegemitification) |
| 02:37:50 | Sign out to the interpreter |
| 02:41:05 | Split in two |
| 02:43:05 | The dirt says go |
| 02:44:10 | Sometimes you can still hear Fjord’s voice |
| 02:46:00 | Empty inside |
| 02:48:00 | Matt previews part 2 of the tag team |
| 02:49:40 | Dino riders |
| 02:50:40 | The flask (see me after class) |
| 02:55:40 | Don’t double up (stretched out Chetney) |
| 02:57:55 | Singing to the mountain |
| 03:01:15 | Mountain pink magpies (apparently an Aussie thing) |
| 03:07:30 | Phasing my way |
| 03:09:00 | Climbing T-rex |
| 03:14:00 | The skill check ends |
| 03:17:15 | We’ve come to a land down under |
| 03:18:55 | What if this is all your fault |
| 03:22:45 | Ethel does not stand alone |
| 03:24:30 | The darkness emerges |
| 03:28:45 | Battle begins |
| 03:31:15 | Ashton’s turns are always so cryptic |
| 03:38:25 | The elemental darkness monster must respect the alpha |
| 03:43:50 | Legendary action to suck |
| 03:44:55 | Oblivion whirlwind (kill’em Matt) |
| 03:47:05 | Soul burn |
| 03:50:20 | Power word fortify |
| 03:54:55 | Death storm |
| 03:56:30 | Ashton tears it up |
| 04:03:45 | Bravely run away |
| 04:08:40 | HDYWTDT |
| 04:12:20 | Problem: punched |
| 04:14:40 | Cannonball |
| 04:16:45 | Episode Ends |
This episode was live. Guests: Tom Cardy.
Actual usages: 1
| Timestamp | Description | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 00:35:24 | "I've been inspired by the ocean and being on a boat, so it's a little pirate-wenchy but make it spooky." "So your hair turns into clumps of black seaweed hanging from a pirate hat sort of vibe." |
Total: 21
| Timestamp | Who? | Dialogue |
|---|---|---|
| 00:32:12 | Ashton | “Fuck it.” |
| 01:03:48 | Taliesin | “Fuck!” |
| 02:21:23 | Ashton | “Fucking bear!” |
| 02:25:02 | Taliesin | “Fuck!” |
| 02:30:13 | Narration | “I bring the hammer down on the one that's fucking with Jester.” |
| 03:23:56 | Narration | “Fuck, I'm merge with the stone and get close enough to just put a hand there.” |
| 03:31:54 | Ashton | “That's an ancient primordial evil that's fucked everything up.” |
| 03:32:02 | Narration | “I'm going to start running straight down and just go for a fucking hit.” |
| 03:32:13 | Narration | “I'm going to take hit number one and I'm going to make it reckless, fuck life.” |
| 03:33:05 | Ashton | “Let's fuck it up, people.” |
| 03:33:32 | Taliesin | “Oh fuck.” |
| 03:33:54 | Taliesin | “Fuck.” |
| 03:56:42 | Narration | “Fuck it, I'm going to go reckless again.” |
| 03:56:48 | Taliesin | “Nat 20. Here we go fucking go.” |
| 03:57:08 | Taliesin | “Yeah, it's going to be fucking great.” |
| 03:57:26 | Narration | “Ooh, let's add some thunder damage to this motherfucker.” |
| 03:58:27 | Taliesin | “Oh, it's a giant fucking vibrating--” |
| 03:59:15 | Taliesin | “It was like "Into the Spiderverse" with this as reality is burning with the power of the fucking mountain.” |
| 04:00:53 | Narration | “Just a big piece of crystal carving into this fucking thing.” |
| 04:06:38 | Taliesin | “Fuck it up!” |
| 04:09:14 | Taliesin | “Oh my fucking god.” |
Total: 7
| Timestamp | Character(s) | Description |
|---|---|---|
| 00:44:46 | Yasha | Beach Worm, Scaldsaber |
| 02:23:40 | Caleb | Drop Bear, Widogast’s Web of Fire |
| 02:23:40 | Caleb | Drop Bear, Widogast’s Web of Fire |
| 02:30:26 | Ashton | Drop Bear, Heart of Glass |
| 02:34:25 | Jester | Drop Bear, Inflict Wounds with Ring of Spell Splitting |
| 02:36:29 | Laudna | Drop Bear, Blight with Empowered Spell, HDYWTDT |
| 04:08:32 | Yasha | Drop Bear, Scaldsaber with Great Weapon Master and Brutal Critical, HDYWTDT |
| Spells and Abilities | Spells Only | Leveled Spells Only | Spell Levels |
|---|---|---|---|
| 32 | 30 | 29 | 94 |
| Character | Spell | Base level | Cast at | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jester | Sending | 3 | 3 | to Fjord |
| Laudna | Form of Dread | - | - | Spooky pirate |
| Laudna | Bane | 1 | 3 | |
| Laudna | Shield | 1 | 1 | |
| Jester | Hellish Rebuke | 1 | 1 | |
| Jester | Spirit Guardians | 3 | 5 | |
| Jester | Prayer of Healing | 2 | 3 | Jester, Chetney, and Veth heal 26 points |
| Caleb | Haste | 3 | 3 | on Jester |
| Caleb | Fortune's Favor | 2 | 2 | to Veth, Spell Mastery |
| Veth | Prestidigitation | Cantrip | Cantrip | |
| Caleb | Foresight | 9 | 9 | |
| Jester | Cure Wounds | 1 | 1 | Jorio heals for 13 points |
| Jester | Fire Storm | 7 | 7 | |
| Laudna | Fireball | 3 | 3 | |
| Laudna | Shield | 1 | 1 | |
| Caleb | Widogast's Web of Fire | 4 | 4 | |
| Jester | Inflict Wounds | 1 | 4 | Split using Ring of Spell Splitting |
| Laudna | Blight | 4 | 4 | |
| Jester | True Seeing | 6 | 6 | |
| Caleb | Polymorph | 4 | 4 | into a T-Rex |
| Jester | Prayer of Healing | 2 | 4 | Jester, Chetney, Veth and Ethel heal for 37 points |
| Veth | Silent Image | 1 | 1 | |
| Laudna | Spider Climb | 2 | 2 | |
| Laudna | Feather Fall | 1 | 1 | on Caleb, Veth, Chetney, and Ethel |
| Chetney | See Invisibility | 2 | - | via Monocle of True Essence |
| Chetney | Misty Step | 2 | - | via Fey Touched |
| Laudna | Hound of Ill Omen | - | - | |
| Laudna | Disintegrate | 6 | 6 | |
| Laudna | Silvery Barbs | 1 | 1 | |
| Jester | Power Word Fortify | 7 | 7 | Yasha, Veth, Jester, Ethel, Laudna, and Chetney heal 120 points |
| Caleb | Haste | 3 | 3 | on Ashton |
| Laudna | Silvery Barbs | 1 | 1 |
PC natural 20s
Total: 5
| Timestamp | Character | Description |
|---|---|---|
| 00:47:22 | Jester | Dexterity Save to escape the Beach Worms |
| 01:20:35 | Ashton | Investigation Check with advantage on the village |
| 02:07:05 | Jester | Rollies to decide Initiative tie with Laudna |
| 03:56:47 | Ashton | Heart of Glass attack with advantage on Elemental Shade |
| 04:06:32 | Yasha | Scaldsaber attack with advantage on Elemental Shade |
PC natural 1s
DM natural 20s
Total: 2
| Timestamp | Character | Description |
|---|---|---|
| 00:37:23 | Beach Worm | Bite attack on Veth |
| 02:22:31 | Drop Bear | Dexterity Save against Caleb Widogast’s Web of Fire |
Death saves lost
Hit dice lost
Total: 109
| Timestamp | Character | Number Lost |
|---|---|---|
| 01:00:39 | Chetney | 4 |
| 01:00:39 | Ashton | 4 |
| 01:00:39 | Laudna | 4 |
| 01:00:39 | Ethel (Lute) | 4 |
| 01:00:39 | Jester | 4 |
| 01:00:39 | Caleb | 4 |
| 01:00:39 | Yasha | 4 |
| 01:00:39 | Veth | 4 |
| 01:44:24 | Chetney | 6 |
| 01:44:24 | Ashton | 6 |
| 01:44:24 | Laudna | 6 |
| 01:44:24 | Ethel (Lute) | 6 |
| 01:44:24 | Jester | 6 |
| 01:44:24 | Caleb | 6 |
| 01:44:24 | Yasha | 6 |
| 01:44:24 | Veth | 6 |
| 03:14:44 | Chetney | 1 |
| 03:14:44 | Ashton | 1 |
| 03:14:44 | Laudna | 1 |
| 03:14:44 | Ethel (Lute) | 1 |
| 03:14:44 | Jester | 1 |
| 03:14:44 | Caleb | 1 |
| 03:14:44 | Yasha | 1 |
| 03:14:44 | Veth | 1 |
| 03:29:19 | Caleb | 1 |
| 03:34:00 | Laudna | 1 |
| 03:36:38 | Ashton | 1 |
| 03:36:38 | Veth | 1 |
| 03:36:38 | Yasha | 1 |
| 03:39:07 | Chetney | 1 |
| 03:42:31 | Laudna | 1 |
| 03:43:41 | Laudna | 1 |
| 03:46:00 | Ethel (Lute) | 1 |
| 03:46:27 | Caleb | 1 |
| 03:46:34 | Yasha | 1 |
| 03:47:53 | Ethel (Lute) | 1 |
| 03:50:07 | Jester | 1 |
| 03:53:09 | Jester | 1 |
| 03:53:34 | Jester | -3 |
| 03:54:30 | Caleb | 1 |
| 03:55:32 | Chetney | 1 |
| 03:55:32 | Ashton | 1 |
| 03:55:32 | Laudna | 1 |
| 03:55:32 | Ethel (Lute) | 1 |
| 03:55:32 | Jester | 1 |
| 03:55:32 | Yasha | 1 |
| 03:55:32 | Veth | 1 |
| 04:02:14 | Ashton | 1 |
| 04:02:34 | Veth | 1 |
Total: 10
| Timestamp | Payer | Where obtained | Recipient | How obtained | Item | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 00:27:46 | - | Caleb | wooden banister | |||
| 00:28:12 | Caleb | Chetney | Gifted | wooden banister | ||
| 00:28:29 | - | Laudna | Picked up | glass | ||
| 00:28:30 | Laudna | - | Thrown | glass | ||
| 00:45:09 | - | Yasha | Retrieved | sand worm corpse | ||
| 00:52:08 | Ethel (Lute) | Ashton | Stolen | shell | ||
| 01:16:57 | Veth | - | Used | a drop of mercury | ||
| 01:16:57 | Veth | - | Used | bat guano | ||
| 01:17:04 | Veth | - | Used | spice and pepper | ||
| 01:37:42 | Chetney | - | Used | Vial of Cleansing Flame | 9 fire damage and petrified condition removed from Jorio |
Total: 11
| Name | First mention | First appearance | Race (if given) | Description (if given) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ludinus Da'leth | TTT:01 The Misty Ascent at 00:29:16 | Elf | Old, silver hair (He/him) | |
| "Statues" (villagers) | TTT:01 The Misty Ascent at 00:55:15 | TTT:01 The Misty Ascent at 01:07:28 | Goliath | About 12 feet tall, humanoid, broad-shouldered, stripe tattoos down the arms, with text on the base of the statue. Full village (Yutazo) at 01:21:00, about ten guards and dozens of others including children, all looking towards the mountain (Kurunpa-Mina) |
| Nana Morri (not by name) | TTT:01 The Misty Ascent at 01:13:03 | TTT:01 The Misty Ascent at 01:13:03 | Hag | "A distant cackle and a reminder that [...] one day, that debt will come for you." (She/her) |
| Artagan (not by name) | TTT:01 The Misty Ascent at 01:15:32 | TTT:01 The Misty Ascent at 01:15:32 | Archfey | "A spectral hand across [Jester's], some green hand that's guiding her..." (He/him) |
| Jorio | TTT:01 The Misty Ascent at 01:34:31 | TTT:01 The Misty Ascent at 01:34:31 | Goliath | Older, stout, square jaw, confused head tilt as a statue. Holding a big satchel that was also turned to stone. Temporarly unpetrified (He/him) |
| Flora | TTT:01 The Misty Ascent at 01:34:52 | TTT:01 The Misty Ascent at 01:34:52 | Goliath | Matronly-looking (She/her) |
| Kirin | TTT:01 The Misty Ascent at 01:34:56 | TTT:01 The Misty Ascent at 01:34:56 | Goliath | Flora's child |
| Lodon | TTT:01 The Misty Ascent at 01:34:56 | TTT:01 The Misty Ascent at 01:34:56 | Goliath | Flora's child |
| The Coracle | TTT:01 The Misty Ascent at 01:41:52 | TTT:01 The Misty Ascent at 01:42:19 | Goliath | Robed goliath figure, petrified while pointing towards the mountain |
| The Wandermen | TTT:01 The Misty Ascent at 01:42:35 | Past visitors from outside the islands. Brought beautiful ores, gifts of enchanted tools, and the like | ||
| Henry Crabgrass | TTT:01 The Misty Ascent at 02:46:59 | Crabgrass | Henry Crabgrass says consent is important |
Total: 3
| Timestamp | Kiss |
|---|---|
| 00:59:03 | Ethel (Lute) kisses Chetney on the forehead to grant Bardic Inspiration |
| 01:10:40 | Ethel (Lute) kisses the stone "statue" of Vashawn |
| 01:10:49 | Jester also kisses the statue |
